"I've Never Met a Nice South African" - Satirical Anti-Apartheid Song

"I've Never Met a Nice South African" is a satirical song originating in a sketch on the British television series Spitting Image (series 2, episode 5). It was written by John Lloyd and Peter Brewis and was sung by Andy Roberts.

[@robk7266]

"Here's the difference between an Australian accent and a South African accent. Imagine my accent, except I'm punching a black person."

[@martinjugolin2087]

do they really do that? or its so sarcastic that its false?

[@robk7266]

@@martinjugolin2087 it's a quote from an Australian comedian

[@martinjugolin2087]

@@robk7266 what a joke

[@martinjugolin2087]

all the racism i see comes from the blacks towards the whites in south africa "kill the boer"@landon8214

[@penelopegreene]

Says "Hey?" at the end? White South African, not White Aussie...

[@DuckyTheFox]

"The rest of the world decided racism was bad, except south africa, they're still working on that"

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoods8202]

Lol take a look at how the average European treats immigrants

[@spaghetti675]

bill wurtz

[@Schrödinger10485]

​@@yourfriendlyneighbourhoods8202 look what immigrants do to Europe

[@AndrewduToit-wl3tn]

Says the One World Government no identity comrade.

[@realxinruz4064]

@@yourfriendlyneighbourhoods8202 no cause in europe the immigrants are horrible people

[@sethwoll6240]

“We treat the blacks in South Africa very well indeed!” “But Mister Botha, I haven’t seen a single black person since I entered this mansion.” “You haven’t? My god man, what do you think you wiped your feet on before you came in!?”

[@TheoOosthuizen-xs2nq]

I bet you live in a completely black area and are not participating in white flight?

[@firelordmarklin6166]

You can't put a better bit of Botha on your knife, HEY!

[@sethwoll6240]

@@TheoOosthuizen-xs2nq Bro that's just apart of the skit, calm yourself with all that nonsense...

[@TheoOosthuizen-xs2nq]

If you don't live in a township or a predominantly black area as a privileged white person you're a racist.

[@duo496]

​@TheoOosthuizen-xs2nq it's part of the spitting image skit

[@andrealves2630]

The "I met a guy who got job right after leaving school" is such a painful burn 😭😭

[@Nagvanshieus]

That's impossible

[@Prauwlet213]

The apartheid supporters in the comments are just proving this song right

[@justinambru8529]

Depends on which comments you classify as apartheid defeders.

[@Prauwlet213]

@@justinambru8529 ones that say blatantly racist things and nostalgicisie over a white supremacist state

[@MONSTERKILL2013]

Nostalgic for a time where u didn't have 12 hour daily blackouts@@Prauwlet213

[@lefishe6611]

​@@MONSTERKILL2013It's fun to see how you racists always value public works over equality. You'll see this over and over in videos showing Nazi Germany, "It's so clean!"

[@user-bigchungus1984]

@@justinambru8529 The ones that defend Apartheid. ,,Nah Mate I don't support Anti-Black Policies I'm just racist"

[@trevormillar1576]

This was originally on "Spitting Image", a satirical tv show in Britain in the 80s.

[@pipipupu5104]

Didn't the British supported the apartheid in South Africa

[@mabufang2217]

@@pipipupu5104naw they were against it. They supported the anti-apartheid rebels in Rhodesia.

[@pipipupu5104]

@@mabufang2217 really did Britain really do that

[@metaparalysis3441]

the brits really do hate the germans@@pipipupu5104

[@maxchangarrido7841]

​@@pipipupu5104not really. They (unsuccessfully) blockaded the main Rhodesian (technically in another country) trade port and enforced an oil embargo. They also never recognised Rhodesia, because when they wanted independence the UK wanted them to have universal suffrage but the Rhodesians wanted whites-only suffrage

[@charleyzimmer2505]

Someone ought to send this to Elon Musk.

[@andreas7136]

Maybe the former Twitter employees are now singing this song every morning…

[@meatpuppet5036]

@@andreas7136 If child groomers and communists are slagging you off, you are doing something right.

[@bendillin3584]

your reddit gold, sir.

[@VitaminsMemes]

I did

[@donovanlocust1106]

​​@@VitaminsMemes get anything yet?

[@andrewberrocal2281]

Afrikaans are just Dutch people that got lost in the Savannah.

[@donovanlocust1106]

Don't tell them that lol

[@deeznoots6241]

And somehow more racist

[@donovanlocust1106]

@@deeznoots6241 they're not all racist

[@RA9U1]

They were farming by themselves until the English found gold and diamonds on their lands, and started two wars over it and invented the concentration camp. English complain and criticize the Germans a lot, but the Germans were merely copying Kitchener's starvation detention centers.

[@mrttripz3236]

I would say, as a combination of German, French, Dutch and a bit of Scottish cultures, Afrikaans culture is quite unique and interesting in its own right. That, and being lost in the Savannah really has dramatically impacted the mentality of the people

[@willch.2259]

It's back! I miss when the actual video was still on KZbin, good old days. Thank you for bringing it back, and putting so much effort into it!

[@noname-wo9yy]

Truly an experience

[@GuilhermeHuertaeSilva]

you can still find it on r/PropagandaPosters as of today.

[@Svistov]

It was taken down due to copyright

[@CuboidCheese]

Censoring a historical piece of media highlighting the crimes of the past for some companies profit margins really shows the pivot we have gone down... revolting

[@Svistov]

@@CuboidCheese no, the spitting Image made it so you can't post the original footage, they copyrighted it.

[@someonegetsteve]

I worked last month with an international crew of contractors on a building site... Aussies, Americans, Germans, English, Irish, Thai, Chinese, Kiwis and one South African foreman on site and most of the work crew wanted to kill him by the end of the month. The black and mixed South Africans were fine. The English guy kept singing this song lol.

[@fireextinguisher7404]

Well, you’ve never met a nice South African

[@meatpuppet5036]

Sounds like bullshit to me

[@Mr-Damage]

I'm Australian I'd believe it.

[@urmo8354]

@@meatpuppet5036 no he's never met a nice south african

[@JuiceTerry87]

I can't help but hum it if I meet a South African

[@furaidochikon]

President Botha gives you THE FACTS

[@West_Coast_Mainline]

Salmon trees

[@cocosiano]

Bananas marsupials

[@RRR-qe1gi]

Gravy cars.

[@lewi5676]

The fact he says "Four" and holds up six fingers is fucking hillarious

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Reform imminent

[@DoxxBoxx]

the background footage makes it so much better

[@Materialist39]

Yeah the b-roll is actually very well done in this instance, rare to see that.

[@user-gi8pk9uc7q]

Elon Musk is a perfect example of this!

[@sudhanshupanta8108]

How?

[@Haispawner]

@@sudhanshupanta8108 He's South African and his family had a slave-ran emerald mine.

[@bruhb7611]

@@sudhanshupanta8108he’s a fucking neo nazi that declared that he hates democracy and wants only “high t males” to vote

[@franciasii2435]

​@Haispawner there's an interview of I think his grandad. Horrifying interview, but the highlight is him saying "we have a... certain influence on the world..." before breaking into hysterical laughter.

[@DARKNESS66611]

@@bruhb7611 I agree with Elon Musk

[@cheesemanmaster]

why are there so many apartheid supporters here?

[@StrongandStable17]

Coping.

[@applesandgrapesfordinner4626]

Because they're not nice

[@rocketman4123]

@@applesandgrapesfordinner4626 having a safe country > being nice

[@joemiller947]

@@rocketman4123 The murder rate in South Africa was higher during Apartheid than it is now, it peaked in 1995. It's almost as if corrupt idiots come in all colours.

[@pixaafterdark9915]

@@rocketman4123not safe because it would have culminated in a civil war or uprising. South Africa was lucky in the end, even if it still sucks now

[@jackbaynes3959]

As an Englishman, I can confirm that this was a song on the old version of "Spitting Image". The show that makes the Tories look like fools used to do the exact same to Botha...

[@AndrewduToit-wl3tn]

Botha would put any current politician to shame intellectually, bar none.

[@ziggydo]

one time a south african kid moved to our class and one of the kids was jokingly claiming that there is no water in africa. they would have actual arguments about this, i recall the non-water-believer asking me "Yo is there water in africa?" and i jokingly said "Nah man, I don't think so" the south african did not really like this. I can't remember if her being white african ever came up as a joke or not but I wouldn't be surprised, that's middle school.

[@norikofu509]

"Non-water-believer" 💀

[@ziggydo]

@@norikofu509 there's no water man

[@maisatanel]

the boers evaporated it all

[@davidjones3712]

Nothing like being ignorant and a bully is there

[@ziggydo]

@@davidjones3712 the kid didn't really mind, she knew the guy was just being weird

[@ghastlyghandi4301]

Me when a south Rhodesia / apartheid apologist glorifies and lies about pre 1990’s South Africa again:

[@donovanlocust1106]

Eh , those are usually white Americans or Europeans.

[@user-ig7gf3qt8j]

Zimbabwe is more racist than Rhodesia itself

[@moustachio05]

​@@donovanlocust1106usually white americans

[@donovanlocust1106]

@@moustachio05 mmm hmm

[@DiamondKingStudios]

@@moustachio05as a white American, I can’t directly confirm, but I wouldn’t be surprised. The amount of relative comfort and stability we have had for decades creates a pack of careless edgelords among us, something our media has often reinforced. I’ve never personally known an apartheid apologist, but they probably number in the millions over here. I _have_ however met a nice white South African, but he’d been long out of that country by then.

[@lhaviland8602]

I've met two white South Africans IRL, both were among the the most generally unpleasant people I've ever interacted with.

[@Elitist20]

Having read an interview with Richard E. Grant mentioning his estranged brother, I looked the brother up on Facebook. Born in Swaziland and now living in SA, he makes it obvious in just a few public posts that he's exactly like this song.

[@Lion_Heart_33]

While unfortunately, some South Africans can be unpleasant. There are many who are kind, compassionate and generous. That includes white Africans.

[@lewisallan9963]

I've met 3 or 4 South Africans who are serving with me in the british army. All where white except 1 that I think was mixed race (very much more white than black based solely on skinttone) (ik they have a word for it and class it as there own race). They were all generally very normal people.

[@Lion_Heart_33]

@lewisallan9963 Yes. You will find the majority of South Africans and Zimbabweans are actually kind, generous and welcoming. Best wishes, blessings, greetings and kind thoughts to the UK from Zimbabwe. 🇿🇼🍻🇬🇧

[@henrywhyte]

"I've never met a nice Sæth Æfrican"

[@Isaac-ho8gh]

Its not bluddy surprising men!

[@BossCoins2]

@@Isaac-ho8gh because we're a bunch of arrogant bœsterds

[@haq248]

who hate blæck people!

[@naps_878]

aggressive accent moment

[@Isaac-ho8gh]

@@naps_878 *eggressive eccent moment

[@billul1]

The music video with the puppets was funny too bad it's hard to find the full version nowadays

[@jaojao1768]

It is on Dailymotion

[@SiPakRubah]

It's hard, or even almost impossible to find it on YT due to copyright if I'm not mistaken

[@funiyoutubeuser32]

not really too hard there's like 50 of them on various websites as long as yopu dont get a virus it's like the 6th or 7th result

[@OccamsToyota2]

"I've shook hands with De Clerke, but I thought he was a jerk, then I opened my umbrella, to find Nelson Mandela, I will work from dawn to dusk, to buy a car from Elon Musk.."

[@BogusBogusi]

damn you put real great work on this video, love it

[@harmongill5349]

Ikr, it's really impressive for such a small channel.

[@unextrano9775]

​@@harmongill5349Yeah

[@DevonPixie1991]

I’ve met a fair few South African’s and only one was nice - he’s never gone back since leaving!

[@Lion_Heart_33]

You cannot blame all white Africans for the actions of a few. You get good and bad people in every country on Earth. Many white Africans are the nicest, kindest and most generous people out there.

[@tobyhart]

As a South African, I can confirm that I do in fact smell like a baboon.

[@KaiserIschl]

Thank you for your honesty, that might even make you a nice South African

[@martinjugolin2087]

i dont get any of this@@KaiserIschl

[@DonnaChamberson]

Are you black

[@JustGaming-cq1mp]

all blacks do

[@Mabena430]

Vals jy is nie swart nie so dit is onmoontlik om soos n bobbejaan te ruik

[@lutho7693]

As a Xhosa I approve 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[@Toporzel.]

All African Communists should act more like Chris Hani.

[@hectic7626]

Are you sure it isn't just you?

[@_Somsnosa_]

​@@hectic7626 Yes, pretty sure. As evidenced by the many views and comments

[@docaz9453]

​​@@hectic7626their was whole trend on twitter of white australians complaining about how racist whites south africans are, even other white expats cant stand them😂

[@dude9318]

​@@hectic7626The song is basically about the Afrikaners that support apartheid Its not speaking about all of us Thats my guess at least

[@MrPlito95]

This song is asking for a remix with Israelis.

[@commanderjnm2008]

I made a 30 second Israeli sample remix of this song (it's currently latest version at "version 2" on my channel atm). There is a voice-only version too, but neither two versions of mine have good qualities to them. It's only a low-budget sample though, don't expect something epic from the video of mine.

[@OfficialUKGov]

"No hes never met a nice Israeli lad!"

[@billybob-jp7eh]

We got the satire when we watched this when it aired on spitting image. Shame on KZbin for censoring this comedy gold. And I did meet a nice South African once,her name was Helen and she was from Pretoria.

[@Svistov]

Spitting Image takes it down

[@billybob-jp7eh]

@@Svistov ahh. Thank you sir. Good job I have it on beta max and vhs 📼

[@helen6232]

Greetings, it is Helen from Pretoria

[@billybob-jp7eh]

@@helen6232 Awesome you've changed since 1993😁

[@atanvardecunambiel8917]

Exhibit A: Errol Musk

[@justinambru8529]

Shut up

[@Jefferu_Nintendomoto]

​@@justinambru8529no u loser

[@MG-_-1471]

Exhibit B: Elon Musk

[@Mikkku]

not really a nice south african, but definetly not the least nice

[@jKherty]

His father then, Exhibit C: Errol Musk

[@mrttripz3236]

I really enjoy what this video has done for our reputation. Now any time a single South African goes abroad and is rude to someone people come to the conclusion of "yep, the song was correct, not a nice one out there". I think most tourists who visit are surprised that most of us are quite nice, even the white ones

[@Appalachiosaurus22]

History isn't really on your side on that one I'm afraid.

[@salzigerfranz1291]

"even the white ones" Bruh the "white ones" literally built the country.

[@bebus6884]

@@salzigerfranz1291 Built the country by sending the native black people to work in the mines and die lolol

[@ISavant]

it's not this song that fucked you guy's reputation. It's the loud racism.

[@bebus6884]

​@@salzigerfranz1291 Average Aparthied supporter 💀

[@hanque4684]

Join the Discord Server: discord.com/invite/BPKY6qvAV6

[@dfs-comedy]

As someone born in South Africa, though who left at the age of 11, I find this hilarious.

[@AndrewduToit-wl3tn]

Are we glad you left.

[@longiusaescius2537]

@dfs-comedy diversity is so good you moved to an ethnostate

[@AlexanderDietstein]

Your Parents made a good choice leaving this kak country.

[@SanctusPaulus1962]

​@@longiusaescius2537 What "ethnostate" did they apparently move to? They didn't even mention what country they moved to.

[@longiusaescius2537]

@@SanctusPaulus1962 🇨🇦

[@Heinkelly]

All politics and jokes aside, this is probably one of the catchiest songs I’ve ever heard.

[@Aaron067]

Politics? Being against racism and treating one another as an equal human is politics now?

[@Heinkelly]

@@Aaron067Don’t be dense.

[@elgoog-the-third]

@@Aaron067 Always has been.

[@Aaron067]

@@Heinkelly dense? Explain your comment then? How is being a proper human and treating your fellow humans with respect relating to, "politics and jokes"?

[@chillyoil528]

​@@Aaron067 what he means is that even if you're a racist snowflake who wants to get offended over this what he thinks everyone can acknowledge is that this is a very catchy song He likes it even separated from the context Not a difficult concept

[@randomtheorist251]

After watching this video I've had the realisation that South African accents are basically Brummie Australian accents.

[@c.p.7266]

Brumstraya's

[@doompenguin1120]

“This song is too harsh!!!” It’s literally just naming uncommon/comical things and then saying “I’ve done all this but I’ve never met a nice South African”, grow a pair

[@pooobrain460]

the fact that Botha's speech at the beginning fits more into modern south african politics

[@bumperbonnie5721]

ok oranje

[@TheofficialSirenheadr]

LMAO

[@Ajkal925]

It fits equally so into modern Soth Africa I'd say. That said though idk if ur nostalgising over the white regime, but u shouldnt coz at least black people are allowed a say in which corrupt bastard rules them now.

[@lvvgyk]

@@Ajkal925 mfs will be like "at least during apartheid there wasn't so much poverty" yes there was. Just just didn't see any of it because the suffering of black africans was kept away from cities and pushed into the Bantustans

[@denizbluemusic]

botha deez nuts sorry i had to

[@migukmoonpark4312]

The Netherlands is relatively nice place today because they threw out their racists to South Africa a long time ago.

[@Mohamed_amin120]

the state of the dutch world Netherlands: voted fascists Flanders: voted fascists South Africa: post fascist Suriname: Suriname

[@spaghettiisyummy.3623]

Unless you heard about the recent Dutch election...

[@trevormillar1576]

Who voted for Geert Wilders then?

[@spaghettiisyummy.3623]

@@trevormillar1576 At least bring in a Coalition will force that Lunatic to be a little calmer.

[@socialistrepublicofvietnam1500]

​@@Mohamed_amin120do not question suriname suriname is behind you suriname suriname

[@loadeddice4696]

I once met a nice South African, but I'm white so he had it on easy mode to be nice to me

[@PSP18128]

The dislikes are from Apartheid fanboys

[@user-li1tb3od8l]

Rhodieboos, too?

[@naps_878]

​@@user-li1tb3od8lperhaps even an incel neo-cuckfederate qanoner hiding in his parent's basement as if he's allergic to the sun (only time he goes outside is when he goes to his monthly night time klan meeting)

[@connor981]

I never expected to see this song uploaded in this kind of format

[@thatbritishmallard]

Ratio of comments: 1% 'this is fire' 1% Elon Musk 1% Apartheid supporters 1% Jokes 1% 'yeah it has a point' 95% Pro-Palestinians asking for a cover for Israel

[@Yahoolius]

Are they wrong though? The similarities between Israel and Apartheid South Africa are very unsurprising.

[@marcosgonzalez4207]

​@@Yahoolius Israel at least was attacked, the UK no

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoods8202]

@@Yahooliusthe major difference is that apartheid South Africa was never a war state like the current Israel/palestine conflict

[@ІлляВетров-й2д]

​@@marcosgonzalez4207HAMAS attacked Israel for the same reason Ukraine attacked Kursk region of Russia

[@awreckedislethisfunction7748]

@@ІлляВетров-й2д Uhh, no? Even before Israel was founded, Muslems have been attacking Jews. HAMAS started the war.

[@__chinmay__]

This song is a banger! also hello hanque.

[@hanque4684]

hello ♥️♥️♥️

[@__chinmay__]

@@hanque4684 WHAT I AM NOT SAIDEV WTF

[@hanque4684]

@@__chinmay__lmao thats what happen when i stay up past 12

[@cobuslabuschagne8765]

I am an South African (Afrikaans) and absolutely love this song ❤😂 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[@yessir889]

You have a good sense of humour. Props to you

[@Yahoolius]

You're a nice South African :)

[@user-ff2nk1po8g]

Me too and I laugh at the people who sang this song, because they can't really talk 😂😂

[@Isaac-ho8gh]

@@Yahoolius Yes I met a noice South Efrican! That's bloody surprising men!

[@jamesbackstar8285]

I've never met a nice Israeli

[@user-ff2nk1po8g]

@@jamesbackstar8285 well then you never met an Israeli

[@jamesbackstar8285]

@@user-ff2nk1po8g yea, ur right I've only met Jewish Europeans Occupying The land of Palestine

[@jamesbackstar8285]

@@user-ff2nk1po8g yea, ur right I've only met Jewish Europeans Occupying The land of Palestine

[@jamesbackstar8285]

@@user-ff2nk1po8g yea, ur right I've only met Jewish Europeans Occupying The land of Palestine

[@jamesbackstar8285]

@@user-ff2nk1po8g yea, ur right I've only met Europeans Occupying The land of Palestine, They call themselves "Isreli" for some weird reason tho, Maybe they're delusional, lmao

[@dashthatonedude]

Im so glad i clicked on this song. Is so catchy to the point it really sticks in my hand, i can imagine myself humming this if I ever meet a south African and theyre mean.

[@hanque4684]

there's a small mistake in the 2nd chorus but hehehehe

[@neelektronik]

My grandpa was a Soviet military specialist who trained African freedom fighters against those white racists in Rhodesia. Great song though

[@Jefferu_Nintendomoto]

Your grandpa was a good comerade. Much respect

[@neelektronik]

@@TsarFrancisDrake Yep, Mugabe was a bad leader because he was pro-Chinese. Pro-Soviet Joshua Nkomo and ZAPU would be better choice for Zimbabwe

[@Yuzarsif-q5h]

respect

[@AndrewArminRyan]

Your grandfather was a poor military specialist; I recall these 'freedom fighters' were routed in every engagement with the RSF.

[@gugui156]

Although they indeed fought a bad regime, I wouldn't call them ""freedom"" fighters. Such a title belongs to yugoslav partisans, vietcong, and groups that didn't put absolute idiots into power

[@snuggery6486]

Spitting Image ftw

[@muratonuryilmaz5385]

I am happy about deciding to listen this after 7 times youtube recomended it

[@ramiro041]

Looking for verses riming with Israeli

[@azzucks]

whats my blud wafflin abt

[@giorgospapoutsakis5271]

​@@azzucksIf you know what's happening there currently you'd know what he's raffling about

[@iliboydebest325]

​@@azzuckshe's talking about the apartheid in "Israel"

[@cac_deadlyrang]

Corrupt governments and marred lands are no longer worth fighting to protect

[@leonrussell9607]

​@@iliboydebest325Israel isn't apartheid

[@big_slurp4603]

1:46 what did you mean by that choice of imagery mate

[@Amberxxbbunni]

Went to South Africa for holiday this year. All the white South Africans stared at me in disgust. Like damn it’s not my fault it’s so hot outside your blonde eyebrows go invisible💀

[@thiccchungo1041]

White South Africans try not to be comically racist challenge impossible:

[@sausage8562]

Seems like they had a valid reason to look at you that way.

[@daaichommie708]

I think if ALL of them looked at you in disgust, then the problem may have been you...

[@AndrewduToit-wl3tn]

Maybe you're the smelly one?

[@Edelweiss6404]

Where in South Africa did you go to?

[@noblest_sir]

Little Eugène Terre'Blanches are in the comments

[@vroomkaboom108]

stay mad 😎

[@noblest_sir]

@@vroomkaboom108 i love integration & freedom

[@EpicSwadianGaming]

@@noblest_sir Then you must really hate modern SA lmfao

[@eeeertoo2597]

@@EpicSwadianGaming dumbass neo nazi lol modern south africa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> apartheid south africa

[@eggshell1195]

i cant find the video of it. is it a legal reason?

[@JustAlice_Mai]

copyright strike buuut you can find it on dailymotion instead

[@TheManWithTheFlan]

me every single time i see fucking elon musk in the news

[@eshaanreza832]

😂

[@Caleberigby]

@@TheManWithTheFlan why? Elon is so nice lol

[@SCPKing1835]

​@@CaleberigbyElon is an ignorant pro-fascist nutjob who exploits his workers and treats his own family like shit

[@awreckedislethisfunction7748]

@@SCPKing1835 And the "spewed the most reddit left wing buzz words" award goes to...

[@mkgaca8721]

​@Caleberigby are you serious???

[@JP1337mod]

TNO moment

[@West_Coast_Mainline]

Man this is fire

[@Prauwlet213]

Forreal

[@andreas7136]

The Spitting Image video version is better!

[@LiterallyRyan_Gosling]

I often get mistaken for South African because I speak Dutch (the mother language of Afrikaans). Never in my whole life do I ever want to be compared to them.

[@FictionHubZA]

Lol. You're one of us now.😂

[@gr1mmd]

what

[@The-Sharky-Show]

Ik had dat nooit

[@Blue_Nades]

Cope

[@MH-dy5pb]

Ive never met a nice Israeli

[@LordBrettSinclair]

Was it Spitting Image that announced Botha had come up with an Apartheid swimming pool..."Whites on the top, blacks on the bottom"

[@TheMountainGoat]

Now please make one for the current apartheid state of Israel

[@meislouis1381]

the person uploading this didnt make the song, the song is from a british 1980s-90s tv show called spitting image

[@Toporzel.]

Israel isn't apartheid, I wish it was though.

[@donovanlocust1106]

Israel isn't an apartheid state.

[@About37Hobos]

@@donovanlocust1106 no it’s just genocidal by their own admission. Monstrous state, clinging to righteousness and cloaking themselves in religion to try and disguise their evil. Judaism deserves better

[@donovanlocust1106]

@@About37Hobos There's no genocide against Palestinians happening

[@Hawqer]

WE MAKING IT OUT TILL WE END UP IN SEGREGATED PRISON W THIS BANGER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️📢📢📢📢

[@DarkFalconAnimations]

For me, it's the opposite! I go to South Africa with my family every Christmas, and I've never met a mean South African! 😂😂😂

[@ISavant]

you're probably the ones the song is about

[@mrttripz3236]

😄Thanks for standing up for us.

[@RedArmy-1991]

​@@ISavantthat's better than being a delusional yet wannabe realist, self- obsessed, ignorant, uneducated racist.

[@beactivebehappy9894]

this song was made back in the time, nowadays most of them fled away back to Europe or the rogue apartheid state of Israhell where they get to practise it without any consequences

[@amiracle817]

Are u a wakandan?

[@TsarFrancisDrake]

President Botha deez nuts, gottem

[@AndrewduToit-wl3tn]

Huh?

[@LordBrettSinclair]

Still hilarious after forty years!

[@janedoe2509]

I've never met a nice Israeli either tbh

[@munis002]

So true

[@4Pidxce]

Blame the IDF. Hamas is doing the exact same thing the IDF is doing, commiting horrible things and ruining the reputation of their people. People hate Israel because of the warcrimes of the IDF, People hate Palestine because of Hamas.

[@Yahoolius]

Indeed

[@jangamecuber]

Remember: an israeli newspaper conducted a study and 60% of israeli men don't believe that rape laws should apply to people you already know

[@akapasokopo]

I have 😅

[@wojtasz3920]

Elon Musk theme song

[@andrewkind2820]

Hi I'm the fairly modest german

[@evenoddridge4829]

I'm impressed by the fairly modest German

[@rightfeelI]

I met a nice south african family in Iran, they were black, even invited me to south africa couple years after meeting them

[@moustachio05]

Your name 💀

[@rightfeelI]

lol I had to choose a username and I had a biology book in front of me the rest is history @@moustachio05

[@seanhartnett79]

Who is that?

[@marcosgonzalez4207]

The people that says that SA was better during the appartheid, reminds me to the people that says the golden era of Paraguay was the Lopez era That ended with a war were the 80 % of the men dissapeared, not only men, women and children also fought, and the liberal era was worst, of course, is not the fault of the devastation, or the fact that literally the majority of our presidents did not ended his carreer, that several putschs were supported that foreign armies, several civil wars, the chaco war, were like the half of young men were to send to the battle, or let's not forget that during the goverment of the -dictator- democratic president that was re-elected six times, Alfredo Estroessner, maybe is because the same political party won the elections 13 times on the last 14 elections, and the time were they lost, the president did not even ended the period... or maybe is the fault of the liberalism, let's go back to the era were the governor banned the marriage between white people (we are white country)

[@phasma287]

Is it on Spotify?? If you know please tell me

[@fionastevens5551]

Have been nursed and cared for by really nice South Africans black and white.

[@ilovethefreezespell6531]

R u a centrist

[@JoeBurgerCinematicUniverse]

truly, a spitting image

[@PrakatS09]

Nepal mentioned let’s go

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

I love how much this video attracted all the attention seeking psuedo-racists

[@gabespiro8902]

White South African here and I endorse this song

[@nahtatroll]

Get out of here. Nobody likes you.

[@Isaac-ho8gh]

I met a nice South Efrican!

[@TheLobsterChannel]

Very well done Hanque

[@MultiMenvafan]

Elon Musk and Peter Thiel disapproves

[@user-ly9wr8wj5s]

More like they prove.

[@MultiMenvafan]

@@user-ly9wr8wj5s 100%

[@thedolphin5428]

So vicious... true.

[@zsuzsamold]

It is

[@IronSharpensIronOfficial]

Gives me Villager News vibes.

[@lalallama171]

I've never met a nice testificate

[@alechachman9599]

There's at least two good songs by Wings, Live and Let Die and Band on the Run

[@daMacadamBlob]

They should make a cover for Israel now.

[@Evannnnnnnn2]

That would imply Israelis aren’t awesome and there aren’t a bunch of Israeli Arabs

[@flawedhuman4191]

So true

[@alfredjones6130]

I wish Israel treated Palestinians like the world accuses them of.

[@IronSharpensIronOfficial]

@@ADHDisYippeeeeeeeeeeLOL

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoods8202]

@@ADHDisYippeeeeeeeeeenope, the country is in chaos but everyone overlooks it just cause it’s now the black government doing all the damage

[@ifawartburgstuff]

im somewhat south african because of my dad and i can confirm my dad is not a nice south african

[@sya_7489]

2:04 the part with the dancing guy is such a bop

[@DominickvdHoff]

And I've never met a nice Israeli!

[@davestrider4973]

I'd imagine you don't talk to them. That could help.

[@lukasholtkamp7614]

There's a fairly big portion of Israelis, who just want to live in peace next to a Palestinian state

[@DominickvdHoff]

@@lukasholtkamp7614 where do they want to live?

[@lukasholtkamp7614]

@@DominickvdHoff Next to a palestinian state. My comment wasn't that hard to understand

[@zivkovicable]

@@lukasholtkamp7614 Next to? No.. Israelis should I’ve in a truly democratic state where every Palestinian also has a vote including those ethnically cleansed. One State.

[@Harith-le5iq]

Replace it and say isrseli it’s pretty much the same

[@channelI748]

Can you imagine the backlash 😂

[@dominikzelenak7423]

This but with arab

[@user-bigchungus1984]

@@dominikzelenak7423 As far as I am concerned White New Yorkers with funny black hats are not native to the Middle East, buddy 😃

[@dominikzelenak7423]

@@user-bigchungus1984 Majority of israelis are from middle east

[@shaggy9319]

​@@user-bigchungus1984 Well obviously... That's why Israelis are not New Yorkers with black hats 😊

[@RoboJules]

This needs to be rewritten for Israelis.

[@joshsolomon4825]

Never have I seen a comment that I'm so on the fence about! 😅

[@bass1645]

Somehow I don't think "I've never met a nice Jew" will catch on

[@pale_oblivion9496]

@@bass1645 I've never met a nice Israeli-chap to make it on beat sounds better, and sticks with the british theme

[@Zakariya3603]

Based.

[@sahaquiel4640]

that pfp just screams 13 year old you are more likely to hang yourself than join a race war@@Zakariya3603

[@VicFerrariJr]

P.W. Botha gets the Gasface!

[@eagleowl833]

Meeting a king of china, impressive

[@1995ToyotaCresta]

Bruh they were so harsh with South Africans BTW apartheid sucked

[@1995ToyotaCresta]

Oh and also you made a lot of effort for this vid I liked it

[@mesteryoda685]

based

[@gamer228r]

Apartheid is based

[@RyRy2057]

@@gamer228r why did you look up this video

[@gamer228r]

@@RyRy2057 bc im based

[@comradara]

Someone send this to Elon Musk

[@awreckedislethisfunction7748]

Yes, that'll be such a Wholesome 100 Big Chungus Keanu Reeves reddit Moment! !

[@Svistov]

I swear this comment section is bait

[@Hgfd-c5g]

what's that moaning sound during the breytenbach part?

[@user-gk1mp1zk7n]

It would probably make more sense if they uploaded the original video the song had

[@oracle372]

Its Breyten Breytensbach in prison groaning and waking up

[@Hgfd-c5g]

​@@oracle372ohhh. i thought shawty was giving him the gawk gawk 9000

[@kitchentowel-g8d]

me with your mum

[@mueezadam8438]

Everyone from a former British colony AMERICANS INCLUDED should know not to trust imperial propaganda. I’d say the Aussies know this as well and us Canadians are too much of cowards to say anything mean to anyone so that’s good enough. We all agreed not to oppress our fellow countrymen like our ancestors did and that’s good enough. Let’s live the good times and build up Africa beyond superficial hospitals and primary schools so that we can all prosper.

[@lbgamer6166]

He needed to put 'I've tasted some ice cream in McDonald's, when the machine wasn't broken.

[@JacF6734]

We need a "Never Met a Nice Israeli" song

[@RezaEdwards-s2s]

Or maybe just invent a time machine which would make it possible to go back in time and convince your mother to give you a random hug every once a couple of days.

[@inaworldfulloftrashbagsbet2023]

​@@RezaEdwards-s2s nah, we all never met a nice israeli

[@ice711real]

memes

[@ClementIV]

Does someone have the original video?

[@Waldemarvonanhalt]

I never met an effective ANC comrade.

[@FictionHubZA]

Aside from Thabo Mbeki.

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoods8202]

@@FictionHubZAthe aids denier?

[@Waldemarvonanhalt]

@@FictionHubZA Shows how little you know about Stalin-lite.

[@FictionHubZA]

@@Waldemarvonanhalt You are wrong. By every metric the country was at its best during the Mbeki years.

[@kingkayfabe5358]

​​@@FictionHubZA because policies usually don't show effects until years after their implementation. And If Mbeki was really a good president why didn't he arrest Zuma when he had the chance?