I wanna be were the mermaids are~ [comic dub]

[@Greideren]

Sirens have learned that nowadays singing isn't as effective to drag humans into the sea as it used to, so they decided to turn to counseling instead.

[@immaCheckYourVibe]

Real man

[@seantaggart7382]

Thats SO TRUE

[@Ukyuu9]

Energy saving and less likely being wanted/hunted afterwards

[@keith_5584]

Found 3 on BetterHelp. Then they sold my data. Was not better, but fits the siren lore none the less.

[@Josuh]

man it would be so joever for me if one of them sirens pulled that on me

[@MrTerrorist]

Btw, this artist does a lot of yuri comics so the goth girl actually wanted to join the mermaid to meet with naked mermaid girls and not because she's depressed.

[@cobaltcorsair592]

Why not both?

[@sb8369]

​@@cobaltcorsair592probably both tbh

[@sideways5153]

I don’t think you need to jump to either extreme. Just swimming naked in the ocean all day is the girl version of return to monke, that’s enough for a lot of people on its own

[@Stachelbeeerchen]

Yes... The Saphic undertones where pretty noticable...

[@serpentinious7745]

[@Anime-Doof]

Pretty sure the Siren was just gonna devour the sad little sis. No wait, not like that…stop trying to jump in too!!!

[@chrosairs7057]

That devour can mean anything and people will still jump my man. Just build a wall around the coast

[@lbochtler]

​@@chrosairs7057 ever heard of climbing?

[@voidboi2831]

@@chrosairs7057installing a free diving platform isnt gonna discourage them

[@danielhall6477]

@@chrosairs7057 And make Atlantis pay for it.

[@Nezha_Main]

​@@danielhall6477 Ok, "jumps into water to go too Atlantis"

[@1gient]

Reminder that in mythology sirens gave promises. Although they probably are getting the weirdest experience these past centuries of half their promises being less enticements and more just directly telling the victim what's gonna happen.

[@cyberneticsquid]

"🎶...We're going to... devour you whole?" "Oh yes please!" "🎶why the hell is this working"

[@stm7810]

@@cyberneticsquid people are vorny.

[@telefeeb1]

“I love a woman who will just kill me”

[@GoBeyond-y4k]

She has so much darkness that she tries to dive into the sea.

[@luqmanazli4450]

Her life is so dark that the deep sea is still brighter 💀

[@grimjr.gaming]

I don't see nothing wrong with it. Maybe I can have those Kareoke nights like Little Mermaid, singing "Under da Sea."

[@scrunkliestscrimbo9981]

@@grimjr.gaming I don't think anyone would want to continue the kareoke night if a car just fell through the ceiling.

[@grimjr.gaming]

@@scrunkliestscrimbo9981 minor setbacks

[@grimjr.gaming]

​@@scrunkliestscrimbo9981 What does a car have to do with karaoke? If it's pun of joke I don't get it or remember it.

[@lowesgameing2003]

Mermaids have improved I wonder what their winged cousin's over the Aegean sea came up with

[@stevetv5739]

DO NOT HEED THE SIRENS CALL

[@timwoods2852]

The grass looks greener in your neighbor's yard, until you see the sharks, poisonous stabby critters, and all the other horrors of the sea. And _that's_ alloting that the mermaid doesn't have sinister intentions.

[@seantaggart7382]

Hey look a derpy pfp!

[@timwoods2852]

​@@seantaggart7382/)

[@user-pu6pn8vt5d]

There are just us many predators on lend. If humans can deal with them, I don't see why mermaids wouldn't.

[@scrunkliestscrimbo9981]

the sea is what you're worried about? there's horrifying stuff on land, too. just that we've industrialised the place and kept the spots with humans relatively safe. the mermaids probably did that too.

[@muhammetaydogmus4404]

Can mermaids use guns underwater?

[@saellanya]

The sirens call is supposed to be irresistible after all XD

[@serpentinious7745]

Mermaid: We flee from sharks, hide from orcas, hunt for our food and eat it raw if we can catch it at all, and scrape barnacles off our bare skin before going to sleep completely exposed. Rinse and repeat. Oh, and Barb lost a hand yesterday to a moray.

[@MasterZebulin]

She forgot about being squeezed to death by octopi/squids.

[@serpentinious7745]

@@MasterZebulin kinky

[@kezkriune]

Girlie didn’t heed the siren’s call 💀💀

[@fabiosonhandogrande1697]

I think about it here and there... I've got a coincidence-driven "merfolk" concept in mind (sea carnivores that somehow evolve half-humanoid and sapient). That life's just a whole lot of nothing... Hunting, playing if there's friends, but if not... Staring emptily at nothing, I guess.

[@fabiosonhandogrande1697]

@CurrentTheMerboy Yeah, I'm just someone who thought of weirder "slice of life" things to do with an "empty life, but fine with it" character of this fashion in my personal time. "Ooh, meeting/learning from humans!" "Put him in some wheelchair-tank thing, if he goes to the surface!" "What if: younger and in human highschool" I'm fine with both absurd magic, or almost none of it, from to time.

[@Yuki_Ika7]

I love this artist's comics

[@nubbdzE]

it has brought to my attention that this is the same girl who attempted to "fix" her emo friend

[@gljames24]

Instead of trying to move somewhere better, it is often better to improve our local environment. And by that, I mean, I want to dance naked wherever I want!

[@duncanmarshall4793]

under da sea under da sea is literly all i could think about after seeing this

[@ignacio391]

Everybody wants to live in the sea until you find the most diabolical creature known to man just swimming around your space

[@frikko2861]

Anglerfish?

[@ignacio391]

@@frikko2861 I was thinking about something like every single fucking organism. 80% of sea life is literal beasts and unfathomable horrors. The anglerfish is small beans compared to a fucking squid the size of a car with literal spikes all over its tentacles

[@plagueamer4877]

Dolphins

[@timwoods2852]

Sarcastic and gulper eels, goblin shark, pretty much any starfish, etc. Yeah, there's some pretty gnarly stuff in the ocean!

[@kezkriune]

@@ignacio391 there’s a reason why all of lovecraft is fish

[@TheNonameHousehold]

Why was she wearing a top if they swim nakedly? just curious 👀🧜🏽‍♀️😅 ~Jesse

[@Wyi-the-rogue]

She’s not swimming she’s on a rock that’s why

[@PointlessPaperBlob]

​@Wyi-the-rogue I like to imagine that if they stand still then a bikini just forms

[@TaurusTheCrazyBull]

Well, need to be modest above the water, damn humans and their laws

[@Wyi-the-rogue]

@@TaurusTheCrazyBull yea

[@BumbleBee-ur4uo]

It's easy to manipulate and lure someone who doesn't appreciate their life and what they have.

[@chrosairs7057]

Its in human nature to want more

[@Anime-Doof]

Nice opinion. One small issue. *Hot (likely predatory) Sea Maidens.*

[@coolaydan1786]

Reversed Little Mermaid

[@gljames24]

That's just the second movie.

[@A_Toaster]

I am cursed to stare at the ocean, fully capable of jumping, but only ruin will be left upon my entrance, so i am forced thus to observe serenity, longing.

[@eat00002]

Yeah but also ICE COLD THOUGH, also lung capacity, also jellyfish, Also did i mention you will be freezing to death with no eye coverage and being able to get mad cuts from rocks and stuff, yeah no the sea is sick but it would suck to live there

[@unwished8638]

I can’t barely swim and if still jump in

[@tyfp3854]

Alien: How life being a human? Me: ..... you ashamed of yourself. how's life being a alien? Alien: we get to travel in all sorts of universes.

[@unclepaul1995]

EdgeLord: You just stop Her just because Mermaids aren’t Real? Ah!

[@zainmudassir2964]

I ship them

[@johnlox398]

Understandable :3

[@blitzsturm5614]

I mean every woman can swim nakedly everyday

[@ckcky1755]

Helping might be much better... as attracting isn't working well this day.

[@shockercody999]

Is one of the friends shiori?

[@captainlastreo5160]

Mood

[@mrosskne]

I'm sure sitting inside on your computer will make your life better.

[@Zer-fz1lj]

"how's life in the sea?" "Fish."

[@dudenamedzelda3179]

She forgot to mention if you aren't constantly swimming your lungs will collapse and you will die.

[@rockabillygally1210]

That' not applicat to sirens

[@omegafox4724]

that kind of siren doesn't have gills

[@gigaswardblade7261]

Why is shiori novella there?

[@anthonyworstell3768]

Don’t we all…? 😅

[@AlphaCalebYT]

Wow I like you improved yourself great job

[@idmci5106]

XD

[@Pomodorosan]

every day*

[@cagebusterjapan734]

#relateable

[@itfigurescomics6704]

Lol

[@georgesdrichard]

It hurt because it’s true

[@YourAstolfoEnjoyerLazRed1Cruz]

0:12 Ayo wat the Shiori doing here?

[@WarmLillie]

The dream

[@Cyber-_-]

same

[@itfigurescomics6704]

Loo

[@S1TTR]

🤍🖤

[@SonOfAB_tch2ndClass]

They are also swimming in their own toilet! Hope you don't mind Coprophagia!

[@ColtonGamingTV]

fr

[@FrostYT4444]

Earth is nice, life sucks

[@xandercastaneda8011]

Gay

[@0852657luis]

The only problem is there's no bathrooms in the sea. 😭

[@destructocat1960]

Narrow minded view

[@Ataximander]

What do you mean? They're living in it.

[@Anime-Doof]

(Laughs in Amazon driver) There’s plenty of discarded plastic bottles. I’d be just fine.

[@SirusCreed]

This may surprise you but doing absolutely nothing every day forever is awful

[@EnTiDDies]

Did everyone forget that Sharks are like the sea version of land carnivores? Edit: Context - I am talking about a person wanting to become a mermaid.

[@user-fb7qm5wr5o]

Yes, but parasite are a lot worse in the sea

[@VeraVemaVena]

Sharks won't be the problem. The highly venomous fish you just accidentally stepped on due to it being camouflaged like a rock, however...

[@Tenebrio-Morio]

They also don't like the taste of humans.

[@EnTiDDies]

@@VeraVemaVena No, it's the floating ones like jellyfish and lion fish. I was talking about how people want to become mermaids since it seemed so peaceful and tranquil.

[@VeraVemaVena]

@@EnTiDDies and you were saying false information about sharks. They don't care about us humans, we don't have enough meat on our bones. Most shark attacks are either curiosity bites, or surfboarders and bad swimmers being mistaken for their usual prey.

[@zombiehunter3200]

same