I want my duo

[@acipphic7668]

*Small British child voice* Thank you sires i was starving *gobbles up thsi video*

[@pebza8740]

so... full..... hhhmpppppff

[@erinnn.e]

what the freaking freak dude

[@alimharith69]

Wow

[@ArchonAlexandru]

So real dude.. So real 😌

[@supercoolusername]

@@pebza8740what.

[@chuusarah]

is somebody gonna match my slush

[@OnTrackEnthusiast]

ME

[@rowan5837]

ME ME ME

[@mushykelp]

real

[@leiannaa]

ME ME ME!! 😩

[@onionseatinglemon]

I WILL

[@amandar767]

the title of this video almost made me tear up

[@elisarchive]

FRRRRRRRRR

[@SN0WY5T4R]

martin’s trauma is so overlooked…

[@ryazs]

IDONWANNATRIO I WANT MY DUO😢😢😢💔💔

[@harpstarr]

I DONT WANT A TRIO. I DONT WANT A TRIO I WANT MY DUO. I WANT MY DUO, I WANT MY DUO😭😭

[@pixiedust6347]

martin sacrificing himself so hamzah can win but he didnt even win was top most romantic slushy moment 😢

[@user-tb3lj3lg9s]

WHY DIDNT MARTIN TAKE THE WINGSSSS

[@dnooalasl]

stop spoiling!!

[@m1riam778]

@@dnooalaslbruh just watch the video before reading the comments

[@charliesootch2071]

They’ve been FEEDING us well lately

[@slushingmynoob]

honestly im eating well

[@adrian_lol]

i still have room for dessert!!

[@thegrandexchange]

i ain't eat in years

[@slushingmynoob]

@@thegrandexchange drink the rain ://

[@serena6797]

Do not jinx it

[@moIeypie]

Just finished collecting berries, time to watch this vid !!!!

[@bloom.uploads]

underrated comment

[@minionsarebae2434]

Omg I too just finished collecting berries

[@GETBACKHEREISLA]

@@bloom.uploadsjust liked it twice don’t worry my man 🫡

[@alingoodtime]

classic

[@Alexa-ky7lj]

Martin not knowing what his medallions does and how its something that enemies are STRIVING to steal is funny.

[@persimmer]

Martin dropping the gold gun for a blue one killed me

[@evcie]

FR LOL

[@funkyrumble0455]

@@persimmerhe has a skin from chapter 1 season 2 and doesn’t know the color coding yet😭

[@ryanhall533]

I DONT WANT A TRIO I WANT MY DUO😔

[@xoliliaxo]

Where is the part where he says that

[@ryanhall533]

@ he doesn’t in this video that’s in the hagenator vid but the title of this one is a reference to that

[@drs-tank]

21:40 “go! go save yourself!” Ahh clip 😭🙏🏾

[@User-cn9hj]

HELP ME

[@chels4723]

LMFAOOOOOOOO or when martin died off the island

[@griffgirl24]

When I watch these videos I pretend there is a live studio audience and I laugh when necessary and cry often!

[@surabhi7419]

!!!

[@minecraftgrinder]

so real

[@miamichals9235]

i lovr the aura of this comment

[@xboxgirl-dc5mp]

Martin's aura seems very professional today with his sophisticated dress and demeanor !

[@desdemoneee]

silver surfer body tea asf

[@adrian_lol]

shes a natural gal 😼

[@at04]

why is martin looking so dapper omg

[@kamaladixon]

It be that post-Curacao glow

[@circejpg]

he looks like young sheldon here ❤

[@smileyhh145]

Just started watching this video and I am pleasantly surprised by how nice they are being to each other. Kinda makes you think the world is healing.

[@desireecastro-yv6kn]

i was just crying and this video sat me on its lap and wiped my tears thank you

[@bella-vl7mb]

Same

[@User-cn9hj]

😭😭😭😭

[@sandyjeebus]

35:58 i’m crying at martin just throwing himself off loot island😭

[@jizzyjazz15]

the zip line was right there 😭😭

[@jacksongregovich3620]

@@jizzyjazz15and he had chugs

[@lamabutlamming]

3:55 Martin- "She talked about eating a girl for lunch, do you know what that means?" Hamzah- "No..im not bisexual, idk..." HAMZAH WHATT-😭😭lmaoo

[@ellendegenerate6817]

saving this video for dinner

[@emmaemma1781]

update me on yo dinner

[@MIKOLAnation]

@@emmaemma1781I ate’d it

[@2121Destiny2121]

whats for dinner

[@mediocremadalyn1020]

real

[@augustatnighttoday1548]

i saved it for dinner but i couldn’t help myself and sneaked in little parts throughout the day😅

[@alysaur]

martin not knowing miss mary mack AND the fact troye sivan was a youtuber we’re losing him to the millennials

[@cashcartii8]

the amount of references is at an all time high

[@osxleya1699]

My fav fact is that Martin's a long lost sturniolo

[@osxleya1699]

and that his mom writes smut :3

[@user-tb3lj3lg9s]

@@osxleya1699what’s his moms name🥸

[@danielahern.]

naurr they broke the fourth wall with this one 😭😭

[@StorMyKilo]

Thanks for saying it’s ok to be a bastard. It’s been a lot over these cold years and now I feel like some weight has been lifted

[@tessasmith548]

just reminiscing while we wait

[@jada6871]

LMAO ME

[@RogerzH]

Martin is actually crazy with the chains

[@kiwacita]

hahaha I loved the meme “I want my duo” so I was quite excited to see that this video was titled “I want my duo” as well. It made me click this video which I’m quite excited to watch. Thanks Martin and Hamzah!

[@femgetou]

the way martin never heals himself when he’s low makes me anxious

[@ThatKrystenKid]

1:30 unlocked a core memory WOW

[@auravampire]

was not expecting an After ever after reference not two minutes into my slushing session!

[@ThatKrystenKid]

@@auravampire if they still have an editor props to them for the reference vids and pics😍😍

[@Bell4.]

It sent me into flight or fight

[@snowyfox001]

IKR

[@asheij]

born out of wedlock viewer here, feeling represented ✊

[@kiarab444]

29:33 the different songs playing has me weak😭

[@bethtaggart1371]

"Y-OUCH!!" 💀 21:03

[@vaurievlogs]

14:20 the bear. every single time 💔

[@LilaMerwin]

I just wanted to say thank you guys bc I needed this distraction more than you know

[@veodre]

Martin got his duo back... i can finally rest well at night...

[@morgancooper5342]

1:33 CACKLED OUT LOUD i love you guys and whoever edits

[@Jhurwitz09]

Do you know their names I need to know

[@morgancooper5342]

@@Jhurwitz09 i don’t think they’ve ever said! i need to know as well!

[@morgancooper5342]

@@Jhurwitz09 i know hamzah used to edit but i’m not sure he still does, i know they were hiring

[@JenelleCampos-fd4co]

@@Jhurwitz09like hamzah and martin?

[@isabelle2179]

he wants his duo 😢

[@briannenguyen]

19:01 21:54 Martin has such 12 year old gamer concentration face idk how to explain it

[@lindsayshroyer9309]

i KNEW MY SLUSHY SENSES WERE TINGLING. bottoms up!

[@RichySuguru]

when hamzah stares at the camera it scares me but when i see martin i get little butterflies in my tummy and i feel happy! :DD

[@desireecastro-yv6kn]

thank you omar

[@l183I28]

Literally dying of cramps rn thank u for giving me a distraction 😩

[@ariyouna]

its like therapy 🤧

[@l183I28]

@@ariyounatherapy is expensive slushy noobz is free

[@prietss]

omygod i was dying bc if mine yesterday and was praying for a new slushy video😢

[@l183I28]

@@prietss our prayers were answered

[@leanneissoboring776]

Bro same

[@devilscordiale]

loved this video sm, was actually so relaxing to watch and i really enjoyed the sad, sexy and educational facts! thankyou martin and hamzah chan xoxo

[@toonieblue]

my favorite fact is that australia is wider than the moon

[@annabanana2665]

why do I believe you

[@toonieblue]

@@annabanana2665 i’m not lyinggg i swear google said that

[@spinningpeach01]

yall always know exactly when i need more slush in my brain

[@dnooalasl]

indeed

[@kikiloloplpl]

Martin not grabbing the wings to jump off the island with Hamzah just stressed me oht so bad

[@gtbsgsbe]

watching slushy noobz is like exposure therapy towards my biggest phobias, thanks for helping and damaging me guys!

[@pierdek3604]

help

[@iSpilledMiIk]

24:57 jumping through the window with your bro be like 🫶🏼🥺

[@Slushynoobfan101]

THEY KNOW ABOUT THE I WANT MY DUO MEME HELP

[@candiedheart6518]

THE miss marry mack handshake thing just brought back core memories

[@kimmie092]

I ❤ FREAKYNITE

[@CattleyaTereso]

I just woke up from a nightmare. Glad to see this right when i opened my phone

[@spark6612]

really I just woke up too

[@grxve-hm4jg]

Martin is so pure 🥺

[@quinnmae2004]

Martin’s rock facts got me💀

[@alexwriston]

the way martin pronounces really satisfies me a lot

[@lunamendez258]

22:03 she ate us up in the deli 😭😭

[@holliebbbbbbb]

the new profile picture is scaring me bruh

[@ANGEL-yb7gv]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING even their podcast changed

[@heartsforrmeeee]

RIGHT

[@es-qb5nq]

be mindful of why you were invited to the fortnite aura party✅

[@VxLk_]

hamzah actin like an english teacher tryna guide martin to the right answer😭😭 7:22

[@jujerwujers]

SuperSpreader77 has a radio voice!

[@stardustshawty]

the harmonizing to the fan audio got me

[@angelsan5421]

this was too emotional for me.

[@youtubecommenter8412]

Oh god so much warm and sticky slush just came out of me

[@User-cn9hj]

What the flip

[@graceann1589]

@@User-cn9hjwhat the sigma

[@femgetou]

22:12 “they were TEAMING oh wait yea it’s duos” 😭

[@millpooo]

me when duo 😻 me when trio 😾

[@dambo28]

these mfs always landing in classy courts 😭😭

[@yassu20]

2:00 starting off strong with an amazing freestyle 🙏

[@sillymafk]

Them consistantly saying Thanos wrong is killing me

[@lukehatcmusic]

the editing has been soooo fucking good lately like its so chill and discreet but every edit is so fucking funny

[@folklohre]

new slushy noobz era has begun

[@hrtsasa]

2:35 miss big back😂

[@niacat4037]

the survey at the end....the reconciliation........truly a cinematic masterpiece.

[@doeeyedmoon]

martin takes 3 billion years to drink his shield

[@littlepiggy420]

this was actually what silver surfer and thanos playing fortnite would be like

[@conoxr]

didn't expect martin to randomly discuss PrEP this video but i guess thats what makes the slushy noobs unpredictable

[@Jenjenjenn1]

4:53 THE HELLO

[@julia-vh5cp]

never would i think the slushy noobz would use their own quote as a caption for a video

[@zaynew.414]

26:40 the way this joke was so nonchalant but still had me dying

[@jadewaiguru3795]

Now I can finally say it’s like they knew I had a meal ..

[@lucyvendor3994]

Hamzah should release the full version of the song he sang to lawn lost princess Lana. It had a very camp vibe and I need to hear the whole thing 😔

[@emmadavis333]

fact for you guys reading this :D scientists recently discovered sperm whales (animal with the biggest brain) have 145 alphabetical phonetic way of communicating with each other through clicks of various tones and patterns. It's so complicated it could be compared to the human language-scientists are hoping in the future they can decode and understand their language!

[@tsou22]

38:58 hamzah giving the slushy editors some more material

[@lovebugs2260]

mr silver butt & mr purple balls dropping educational facts throughout the video is why I can call myself a wise woman now 🙏

[@jayna4128]

That jump sync at 24:57 cleansed my freaking soul 🙏

[@StorMyKilo]

Martin hittin that germinada 😂

[@Tealcats]

12:29 for a second Martin sounded like that snoring tiktok audio

[@sofinkababy5218]

we need martin to drop more hyperpop songs ‼️

[@dino-lk5xd]

crying at the moment different songs were playing in the car for them😭😭

[@VazzyCow]

Rebrand incoming?

[@emofbi4935]

23:57 why is this such a universal experience cause don’t drew and enya (for my fellow emergency intercom stans) also have stories of themselves calling the cops and then hanging up and the cops showing up LMAOO

[@M4NDR1S]

Fellow emergency intercom stan here 😐✋

[@mewowow]

DID YOU TWO FINALLY MERGE INTO ONE PERSON

[@harpstarr]

once again

[@harpstarr]

WAIT OMG ITS YOU THE MALICE MIZER FAN

[@mewowow]

​@@harpstarr HII 🤗🤗🤗

[@elisarchive]

literally my favorite kind of videos in this whole wide world

[@sc_09_ar]

turning on notifications was the best decision ever boi 💯💯

[@lanabanananana]

12:45 THE EDIT IS TAKING ME OUTTTTJGJF

[@shilohcarr]

idk how mandy survives

[@catlacasse5762]

My bf and I laughed through the entire 41:21 minutes of this video. Thank you slushy noobz!

[@kelsey5093]

don’t care, where’s Mandy

[@ThatKrystenKid]

Petition for them to end the vid with the outdo but at the end have a second or two funny clip to truly wrap it up

[@jelllybeanxo]

the profile picture??? new era??

[@folklohre]

slushy noobz, not just a comedy channel but educational aswell ❤ thank you for educating the youth

[@Imenjoyingthiss]

why green

[@Imenjoyingthiss]

WHAT DA HECK HAPPENDED TO THE NOOBZ