I want the Ronaldo haircut

Bro wanted the Cristiano!
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[@Pasan34]

Funny thing is, in real life, OG Ronaldo in 2002 actually thought this haircut was a good idea.

[@noobfromhell563]

he was a jokester

[@PabloLink74]

He wanted people to stop commenting about his knee injury and not being able to play properly, so he cut his hair like that to change everyone's focus

[@Seibertcolorado]

It was bro like are you dumb? Do you even know why he did this?

[@ShurikenGamer]

@@PabloLink74 yes this is the real theory

[@PerrythePlatypus0680]

@@noobfromhell563I mean he won a World Cup with it

[@andiezacky]

what a harsh barber. he only recognizes world cup winners

[@BabajikiBooty67]

🤣🤣🤣

[@CarlosSoto-xe2we]

I totally agree, that's why he didn't give him a Messi haircut. Only actual WC winners.

[@owmegwoagm]

@@CarlosSoto-xe2we😂

[@keiv54]

This man sacrificed his hair just to make this skit, big respect

[@hilariocarancha9626]

Really you think that is his hair?

[@ssergiomaia]

Yes Man, the barber is right. There's only ONE Ronaldo.

[@A3STH3T1CS]

the phenomenon

[@Dangezin_]

He got the best Ronaldo's haircut, especially because this Ronaldo won 2 World Cups

[@goyonman9655]

Nah Cristiano better Mire consistent

[@MrTomahawker]

In 1994 he didnt play a minute

[@sleepydoctor4344]

​@@goyonman9655still cant win the world cup tho, twice

[@goyonman9655]

@@sleepydoctor4344 He doesnt play with baptista and rivaldo and roberto carlos and ronaldinho and dida and ronaldinho etc. Why wont you win the world cup with that kind of team

[@sleepydoctor4344]

😁skill issue@@goyonman9655

[@serialracer4978]

"I think it suuuuuits you." That line gets me. 😂

[@fishyfish6510]

The Chad Ronaldo Nazario enjoyer vs The Virgin Cristiano Keyboard Warrior

[@Subsbench]

"i don't really watch football" yet instantly recognised that Ronaldo is a player from 21 years ago and what hair cut he had during the tournament 😂

[@satriobgs]

No cap tho, that haircut is extremely iconic. My mum does not watch football yet she knows the "Ronaldo 2002" haircut because it was all over the news 😂

[@malte54]

tbh, back then i watched football, these days it's just lame shit i'm not interested in. I understand him.

[@ChrispiChicken]

​@@malte54nowadays players only care about money, it ruins the game

[@malte54]

@@ChrispiChicken It also became even more pay to win. The big clubs can afford the best players, because there's a Sheik somewhere not caring about money. The small clubs can't even afford staying in a league.

[@Quipie]

@@ChrispiChicken it’s not only that, players were way more complete back then in every single position, now they’re only doing one job, i know that’s what the managers want but it takes alot of fun out of the game

[@neox-]

Ronaldo Nazario was incredible, at 90 kilos he ran all over the field, broke through the midfield, passed defenders and dribbled past the goalkeeper as if it were nothing. No wonder he was always called Ronaldo Phenomenon and to this day they call it that here in Brazil.

[@keeplearningwithGoodguy]

El phenomenal

[@christosnikitakis6675]

The real Ronaldo. The one with 2 Cups and Golden ball.

[@Lucidly_]

"I think it siuuuuuuuuuts you" Lmao 💀

[@user-te1fn8cj5r]

Which Ronaldo? The one that speaks Portuguese.

[@GabrijelZupan]

😂😂😂

[@jshazgaming5953]

Oh I see what you did there 😂

[@Iaserz]

Who’s gonna tell him…? (I know he’s joking lmao stop replying to me)

[@shmuelferro7472]

​​@@Iaserzhe was being sarcastic...

[@sebfox2194]

​​@@Iaserz It's a joke. He knows that they both speak Portuguese. That's the whole point of his joke.

[@viobull5548]

I love watching both Ronaldo’s play. The argument which is better and the “real” Ronaldo is silly. How many goals does the “real” Ronaldo have in a World Cup Final? End of argument.

[@dmmtech3115]

U r so silly. So all players that haven’t scored or been in the final and now bad. 😂😂😂😂 . U talk like a child

[@bibauu]

How many ucls does the real ronaldo have(

[@drawnzy]

cr7 clears😭

[@XANDER_REED]

He got the Real Ronaldo haircut for free. He is so lucky. That is a world Champion 🏆 winning haircut.

[@saxyrep1]

"I think it's suuuuits ya." 😂

[@ntandoncube4549]

So r we just going to ignore “enjoy your party Voldemort!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@GutsEnjoyer]

I don't know why but that barber just gives off chill good vibes.

[@sxvagealexx]

‘Enjoy your party, Voldemort’ got me wheezing

[@unnik1173]

Guy : What Ronaldo is this..? Barber : There's only one Ronaldo. 💀🗿

[@Gabriel-all]

Ronaldo Gaúcho

[@FiringPizza111]

I think the barber was Brazilian😂

[@SEWY7.]

Lmao

[@josephstalin331]

Thats the real Ronaldo R9🇧🇷

[@KINOFL4R3]

Real Ronaldo is the better one. Which is CR7

[@Dangezin_]

​@@KINOFL4R3penaldo don't have 2 World Cups 😂😂😂

[@huzaifamustafa1574]

Bro really forgot r9 was in the Brazilian national team

[@huzaifamustafa1574]

Ronaldo (cr7) could have won more if his team did any better.

[@huzaifamustafa1574]

​@@Dangezin_has everything more but the world cup.

[@gatoslokosforever]

Bro when I was 17 I got that haircut and my military card when I turned 18 has me portrayed with that haircut.

[@speedy4659]

Why did you get that haircut

[@gatoslokosforever]

@@speedy4659 cause my mom hated it

[@obscure.reference]

@@gatoslokosforeveryour mom has better judgement than you

[@lordfarquard9902]

@@speedy4659 Everyone had it back then to be fair haha

[@BlackCattt_]

Bro that ronaldo haircut won the world cup

[@EP591]

He should feel honored having the legend's haircut.

[@thecoldstorm]

Ronaldo is a person and Cristiano Ronaldo is another one. So the barber has done a good job!!!

[@isharpxd9674]

All jokes aside, this man sacrifice his hair to make us laugh

[@Repentforyoursins]

0:51 got me 😂😂😂😂

[@Kaua68196]

Let's congratulate this man for sacrificing his hair to make this video 🗿🍷

[@jnirvana4674]

Dude it is not real, he is wearing a fake bald spot

[@Clock_Man_2763]

That’s what a true Ronaldo should be, it really siiuuuts him. ✊🙏

[@niveyoga3242]

The legendary Ronaldo 🔥🔥🔥

[@Rock_Girl57]

Bro sacrificed his hair for a video on KZbin

[@christosnikitakis6675]

Ronaldo Nazario circa 2002. The REAL RONALDO. The one with the WCup and Golden ball.

[@PupcysKupcys]

He don't really watch football, but somehow remember how Ronaldo hair looked like in 2002 world cup, interesting xD

[@setz7260]

That’s how television works, he’s a World Cup winner, how tf wouldn’t he know who Ronaldo is???

[@MsGeorge50]

Everybody knows who Ronaldo is even if they don't watch TV

[@Realcordy]

@@setz7260lol but Ronaldo is the most popular person alive 😂

[@Tarif2809]

Because that shit is unforgettable

[@zerablack]

😂Back then 2002 World cup is crazy. The hype beat champion leagues. Even he didn't watch football, tv news all over about 2002 world cup.

[@madhavsharma5037]

Plot twist: He did want this cut but didn't wanted to pay

[@mohamedmaiza3866]

To be fair between both ronaldos this is the most (in)famous hair cut

[@khadsgaming8935]

My Respect for barber ❤️

[@ruz5797]

He’s gonna sui him for money

[@saadmasood1467]

💀💀💀

[@zammzac9344]

This is amazing man made my day 💀💀💀💀

[@zammzac9344]

Here before it blows up

[@matheusp404.]

Ronaldo = R9 Cristiano = CR7

[@hanhthien2948]

Messi is better than R9 and CR7 btw.

[@InfinityIsHim]

@@hanhthien2948keep ur opinions to ur self no one was talking about messi except u

[@tb2571]

thats true... Nobody talked about Messi...but this is Not an opinion , IT is a fact. Messi is clearly better than both of them and I am no Messi or cr7 Fan and dont Like Argentina Barcelona or psg

[@hanhthien2948]

@@InfinityIsHim It just a fact kiddo.

[@m_ma156]

@@hanhthien2948how he stole half od his trophies yes that is a fact

[@aleladebiri]

I'm sorry but "the Ronaldo haircut" could only mean one thing:

[@ahmadabubaker4185]

Hes going to win the world cup☠️☠️

[@zingyoak3917]

@@ahmadabubaker4185with players like kaka in the bench 💀🤣🫵🤣

[@BoyGentil]

I mean, the barber is right. R9 is the real Ronaldo. CR7 is Cristiano

[@forshizzle4487]

🤓

[@forshizzle4487]

@@Kez4635crazy how pepsi doesn’t have a puskas

[@AnyThingAndEverythingTheOG]

@@forshizzle4487crazy how Ronaldo has no world cup

[@slaterrosa2680]

@@Kez4635crazy how champions doesnt have Zlatan

[@Mrtiom7]

Zero ball knowledge.

[@amooolusina6978]

R9 is Ronaldo Cristiano Ronaldo is Cristiano

[@edgarromerolegorreta8340]

This is what everyone who calls Cristiano Ronaldo "Ronaldo" deserves.

[@standheaykic66]

@@prajjwalbaghel149 sorry bud, but you're on the same level with people who call football "soccer"

[@standheaykic66]

@@prajjwalbaghel149 Sorry I only read the few last sentence genius. tldr, yes people who know Ronaldo will remember the "fat" one, "CR7", "Christiano Ronaldo" the portugal one, doesn't matter the achievement.

[@Dangezin_]

​@@prajjwalbaghel149dosent change the fact that Penaldo never got an world cup for Portugal

[@Dangezin_]

​@@prajjwalbaghel149an Champions League IS nothing compare to an World cup Cry about it virgin Penaldo with no World CUP

[@Dangezin_]

​@@prajjwalbaghel149nahhhhh Just to remind you that Cristiano Penaldo has already confessed his admiration for Ronaldo Fenômeno

[@lordfarquard9902]

Everybody on here is saying he shaved his hair like that in 2002 to take attention away from a knee injury. What a load of nonsense! He did it so his son could recognise him when he was watching the World Cup games. I was 20 at the time and remember him saying that because his son was too young he couldn’t spot the difference between him and the other players with the camera angles being used. This haircut was a way for his son to know it’s his dad!

[@DizzyMakavelli]

So you know more than the guy who invented the haircut?

[@DanKroast]

“i think it suuuits you” lol

[@justakakafan]

The real Ronaldo🐐

[@muhammadfajri2687]

If Cristiano Ronaldo want to win the world cup, he must cut his hair like this. This is the world cup Champions hair cut

[@kaitotatsuya]

He better not Sueeee

[@katzelol]

LOL

[@rika6478]

The real ronaldo (9)🇧🇷 🐐

[@vietpimp999]

Yup!!! The Greatest Ever !!!!

[@erickz6828]

The original Ronaldo, The Phenomenom

[@Valentino92dd]

Im not making this up. My mom gave me money to cut hair and i got that haircut im telling you my mom beat the shit out of me with the belt and i went to the barber same day and shaved it all off..i was 8

[@XANDER_REED]

That was Phenomenal 😂

[@KuroTruesdale]

Sounds like Indian mother. Am i right?

[@Valentino92dd]

@@KuroTruesdale yesss mom's Indian 😂from goa

[@PitufoElOriginal]

That’s a WC winner haircut if I ever saw one…

[@rockgamiasedes677]

One is ronaldo another is Cristiano. Even the Cristiano fans say it like that.

[@NanobanaKinako]

Bro doesn't know he got the most goated haircut ever. R9 is a lot better than CR7.

[@NoChill_Edits]

Nice joke

[@DANGER-yg1go]

Nice joke

[@andrejbogdanov2816]

​@@NoChill_Editsnice joke

[@andrejbogdanov2816]

​@@DANGER-yg1go nice joke

[@ivanlapin1404]

lol, no, did you see ronaldo play? i guess not

[@ShurikenGamer]

Barber was messi fan

[@keeplearningwithGoodguy]

What if R9 fan

[@aimbotlamaan8874]

That "enjoy your party voldemort" had me dead💀

[@astroboi_9998]

"I dont really watch football like that" proceeds to name 2002 ronaldo

[@SoyRaulEVM]

Only giga chads can rock that haircut

[@rajnikumari6586]

When barber is a messi fan 🗿🍷

[@Sigmaofficial543]

in your dreams

[@NanSav-nf7iq]

Bet he is 😂😂😂​@@Sigmaofficial543

[@theraiririman69780]

Bro knows the OG Ronaldo (Ronaldo Nazario) Not the modern Ronaldo (Cristiano Ronaldo).

[@IceCreamC0ne]

Literally everyone does

[@lucascharvat]

"Go on Ronaldo!" 🤣🤣

[@medianoche3]

Ronaldo knew it was horrendous and did this because he wanted to not have people focus on a knee injury. He actually issued an apology to any mother whos son was daft enough to think it looked good and request this haircut.

[@lordfarquard9902]

This isn’t true. He did it so his son could tell who his dad was when he watched the World Cup games. Source: I was 20 years old at the time and remember him saying it.

[@Niko_Bellic77]

Jokes aside , he was actually planning to get R9's haircut for free😂

[@micaschist5438]

as non football fans.. the word "siuu" can't even help me in this situation

[@JunjieDengg]

Crazy how this guy made the ronaldo haircut just for a video Respect

[@josephartemis8406]

WORLD CUP CHAMPION HAIRCUT RIGHT THERE!

[@Psychop9879]

He might need a gta barber now

[@JonasReppo]

Barber is right, there's only one Ronaldo the other is Cristiano...siiiuuuu

[@hatefulentity5331]

I thought his name was Sue?

[@JonasReppo]

@@prajjwalbaghel149 Ok Hindu

[@Dangezin_]

​@@prajjwalbaghel149Ok little Timmy who was born yesterday, nobody knows the Phenomenon, he wasn't even considered the guy who revolutionized the striker position, everbody start tô watch Football when CristiaNoWC Penaldo start tô play 😂😂😂😂

[@JonasReppo]

@@prajjwalbaghel149 Ok н¡иdu, Yea when ya have Gods collection more than whole Pokémon franchise it's a good choice to be Atheist. I don't need any explanation to you how magical influencial Mr Ronaldo Nazario, no matter how great Cr or Messi some homage need to be paid for R9, back them at ya for cricket stuff~

[@Typo_boy]

Can we just give respect to the guy who had to get the R9 haircut just for this vid.

[@Sigmaofficial543]

yeah i wish i had this haircut in school kids will laugh at me

[@abhishekdutta1859]

Actually everyone should agree that RONALDO is actually the Brazilian one and the Portuguese one can be called Cristiano or whatever you want

[@LeutenantRiley]

Nah

[@marcusvinicius917]

Yeah

[@woiken3957]

In terms of influence, Cristiano is way bigger than R9. Also most people nowadays grew up watching Cristiano and not R9

[@MassudoMetin2]

Thats why we call him CR7

[@youdononeetokno]

Ronaldinho is not Ronaldo dude

[@aamirbangash985]

i think it suuuuuuuuits ya 🤣

[@sutterk.6419]

I think it suuuuuuuuits you killed me

[@luizcerqueira3875]

Here in Brazil, if you just say "Ronaldo" you're talking about the R9. The portuguese Ronaldo is Cristiano Ronaldo or CR7. Only Pelé is above R9 in brazilian football

[@marioiglesias4850]

there is only one Ronaldo, then there is Cristiano

[@ebongedes]

​@@marioiglesias4850nah the W.C winner is better

[@Fryxey]

​@@ebongedessmartest messi fan

[@CrisR07.]

​@@marioiglesias48505 ballon d'ors? 5 ucls? puskas? golden boot? golden feet? most goals? most ucl goals? Most hattricks? cry more salty hater

[@Crristiano777]

​@@CrisR07.Bro dont waste ur energy on pessi dog fans theyre clowns

[@user-pl5lx4jd7o]

Go on Ronaldo 😂

[@kjp1232]

That's a champions haircut 🙏🏆

[@023_debarghyadebnath3]

How he is this calm?😂

[@1pranjal]

Calma calma

[@GiuseppeCadura-8]

Ronaldo fez esse corte pra mudar atenção da mídia que na época estavam criticando ele e funcionou muito 😂.

[@NiloChavez]

This hair cut has world cup 😂

[@kilix-flowy]

Bro looks like steak now💀

[@josecuervo8487]

The end was awesome: "Go on Ronaldo!"

[@everythingreview767]

The OG ronaldo

[@freshnotfresh7571]

Go on Voldemort 😂😂

[@acharich]

💀💀💀

[@einaleMelanie]

At that point, bald is better

[@arrivenebull1568]

Yyeaa😂😂

[@getrekt2160]

This would have been a lot funnier if he sees his mate and says "Check it out, I got a free Ronaldo haircut"

[@soldyD]

One is Ronaldo and the other is Cristiano

[@Liljuhyt]

O melhor Ronaldo. Fenômeno.

[@gustavofeijo6585]

Ronaldo misturado com Léo Lins 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Liljuhyt]

@@gustavofeijo6585 também achei. Kkkkk

[@jerrys5589]

Lmfao, “Enjoy your party, Voldemort.”

[@IlfordRules16]

R9 and Havertz combined 😂😂😂

[@bestbandele3541]

Lol

[@dandruff3414]

When Ben the barber said "Enjoy your party, Voldemort", he felt that 😂😂😂😂

[@mariagoretidiasdasilva1573]

Aqui no Brasil, em época de copa do mundo, os barbeiro corta esse corte de graça

[@G27x]

cap

[@joshwongwai3532]

@@G27xnot cap

[@franekkimono1234]

1:22 go on Ronaldo! 🤣👌

[@t.a.p4554]

i remember Ronaldo once told that the haircut is part of their team strategy...

[@aardihilary408]

He was so confident that he will get CR7 haircut by saying Siuuuuu 😂

[@leolazari4238]

“Sue..?” Dead 💀

[@floutydude]

fun fact: nazario just recovered from an injury and everyone was talking about it. He wanted to get the attention elsewhere so he got that haircut. Boy did it work!

[@heinzhenry2047]

Idk how I ended up here but this one's amazing 😂

[@mehmedayhaninal9426]

Just go to the gta barber he'll fix it

[@fdfg4795]

Football fans strike again. Most of y'all can't even enjoy a 90 second skit meant to make you laugh in the middle of your monotonous day and move on. Nope, you just HAD to make every comment about trashing one of the Ronaldo's to make your favorite seem special

[@Quikturns]

Bros now going to sue him 💀

[@omartusson]

You mean sueeeeeeee him

[@Alguien995]

​@@omartussonYupv😂😂

[@gojilak]

The Phenomenon haircut

[@reeik9000]

Real talk he actually looks really good bald

[@almostnorris623]

A fake gaping from the teeth would have made the skit much more hilarious 😂.

[@crazydave318]

My cousins knew a guy, named something Calloway, back in high school in I think the early 2000’s maybe late 90’s. He would buzz his head and only leave his bangs. The reason he did this was because he liked wearing hats, but it’s hot, so he buzzes his head to stay cool, but kept his bangs because he liked how they looked with his hat on. His friends called it the Calloway special.

[@Just_a_tomato]

😂