I was just trying to help

[@lynnbardwell7580]

"Vaginally suspicious" had me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Cerinaya]

The musky charms had me rolling.

[@patrinaperkins1992]

Usually my brain thinks of that 3 minutes later & I’m like, “Damn I should’ve said…” 😂

[@toymath1111]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sharonpolak8410]

Me too 😂😂😂

[@lisastjohn2076]

The hair net 😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aleenament]

I see people like this every night at work. They all need to grow up. Clapping my hands to you Zach.

[@Mercenary-1914]

This man story telling is on point. I can visualize everything as if I am there. Very good details.

[@lilmommabrown251]

Ain’t no way a frat boy got in your “voodoo rituals space” 😂😂😂😂 I love it

[@audreyguilbeaucalhoun5713]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@nathanridgway7009]

It's unfortunate these days when some people can't tell the difference between trying to hit on someone and trying to help out. Sorry that happened Zach. Take a deep breath. Remember that you were in the right, God knows it, and that's all that matters.

[@marthaburns9313]

I am an old woman of 76 years old and I sure like what you have to say may God Bless you 🙏♥️

[@maggybutler5196]

Vaginally suspicious 😂😂😂😂 dude when I hear you talk I sometimes think you are reading my mind. Everyone thinks it's funny when I tell stories about people upsetting me. There is someone to be said for being at least 3rd generation don't give a damn in Mississippi. Love ya brother.

[@planeandsimple431]

Being from Fort Lauderdale, I have seen this happen more than I'd like to admit. Lets just say; there are plastic rod holder plugs out there that have "no fuel here" embossed on them for intellectuals such as this....

[@thingone5487]

Oh my never seen any before but sure have seen people that needed a few more than once.

[@lisastjohn2076]

😳….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@VA-rw9jc]

Zach is hilarious. He brings me joy.

[@marisolreyes6502]

He definitely does. Always a good laugh.😅

[@debehaidt3570]

Thank goodness there are real men left in this world. " Doing a Zach!" translates to " handling business "! It should be on shirts and hats. Keep it up Zach! ' Merica needs more of you!

[@wyattmorris8768]

Zach you’re awesome, honestly some people are just plain and simple ignorant.

[@mirandawarner6866]

Absolutely LOVE your videos. You have the absolutely best way of telling stories. Bless you. 😂❤

[@williamcherry8038]

😂😂😂 Zach you're hilarious brother. He said I'm handing out uppercuts. 🤣🤣 dude don't want them problems

[@hoperichardson4020]

LORD SON YOUR RIGHT MAN YOU MAKE ME LAUGH.. Thank You I needed that

[@kurtvanderweg9147]

Some people need talking about and you did just that masterfully- thanks amigo!

[@brendaspencer6691]

There are a lot of people in the world today that need a come to Jesus meeting

[@peggyfeeler7971]

Amen! No truer words were said!

[@just4craftsngiggles454]

Amen to that !!

[@rebeccalincoln9004]

Plan to be reading Zach's NY Times best seller(s) when I"m old & grey.

[@AdalbertPtak]

An utter impossibility to meet Jesus at one of your meetings. If I can't see him and shake his hand, he just ain't there, no matter what you say!

[@shaunnasibbons5288]

God Bless 🙌 🙏 I'm a Southerner myself and I know that Southern Gentlemen still exist 🙏. TY for trying to help these unappreciative folks even if they weren't raised right. 😉

[@southerncowgirl3447]

Thank you for taking a photo with me and my brother when you was in Houston area. Your awsome

[@johnmcginty6895]

I feel same way brother. Can't help anyone these days. Sure needed the laugh. I'm ready to do some pushing back.

[@malissaweaver4573]

Born and raised in the North, East of Pittsburgh PA. Moved to Nashville for 3 years and there is nothing like the South. I say all the time Born in the North but the South Raised me. A whole lot of love and respect for Southern life. I learned a lot about what I wanted out of life south of the mason-Dixon.

[@jakecox1398]

Those people are 2 reasons the term cant even even is a thing. Good job on not going jail. Love you

[@donnacooper639]

If his shorts were any shorter he would need a hairnet oh my God that is just hilarious

[@lisastjohn2076]

…..add that to pumping gas into the rod holder 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣…….deddin’ 😂😂😂

[@BeautifulDisaster1111]

Smoke one for me too!! 😂😂😂 lord this has made my day. Thanks Zach!

[@Shakeysmoker1]

Bless you boss. Eventually people will learn

[@scrimshawrose3236]

I'm from the north, somehow you ended up in my newsfeed a while ago and I'm glad you did because you are so funny. what a story! I must admit though I got flashbacks of that old Alfred Hitchcock movie where the old guy was gassing up his car and blew up everything because he was smoking a cigar. I think it was "the Birds". You have the best channel on KZbin.

[@FawknHayn2986]

"We all goin go bye-bye" 🤣🤣🤣🤙🏽🤙🏽🤙🏽 aloha braddah

[@FlamingParanoiaSpoon]

He had me at hair net. Bahahahahaaa!

[@joyceclark8163]

Zach, I love you ❤ you make my day!!!!....you are a great story teller and so hilarious 😂😂😂👏👏👏

[@thingone5487]

Agreed! Not many can tell stories like Zack and even jokes and keep it together not even a grin! His ability to do so is great and can’t be matched!

[@lorrainewalden4924]

I’m so glad I found your channel. 😂😂😂😂 you can cheer me up on my downest day. ❤❤❤❤

[@Jtheroux223]

I needed this laugh today 😂 I need to make it to one of your shows 😂

[@laurac.9322]

Zach you are just hilarious when you tell a story. Sometimes being a good Samaritan will get ya into a smack down.

[@kentuckybrandon7448]

Amen brother!!!!

[@dereksimmons8779]

Musky Charms!! Lmao pretty good one

[@klaritydawn]

Dear heaven above....you CRACK ME UP! 😂😂😂❤ MY favorite...HANDS DOWN! I love ur vids man. Excited to see ur new channel. 😂

[@jd-hj5ed]

We used to have a saying at a former employer, which is no good deed goes unpunished.

[@melodiefreund2026]

You are awesome and hilarious! I don’t know any man around here in Iowa like you so that is why I just stay away from them and have for years!

[@silverdoeGirl]

Musky charms got me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I've got to remember that one!

[@WhiteTiger333]

Neither of those two noticed the gasoline smell. Filling up the rod holder - LOL! If some man came running up to me in alarm, yelling, Ma'am, ma'am...I'd sure want to know what's going on!

[@MaryCoffey-pn9zv]

My husband would have a very short life if he named a boat after me and the name he came up with was magically delicious. He ever disrespect me like that and he would be sent to drift away in that boat. I have been to the south many time and for the most part the men are very respectful. Occasionally I meet one that thinks all northern women are loose but I straighten that out real quick.

[@kimberlyhickman9135]

When she said that the boat was named after her I would have said well magically delicious your gas is all over the parking lot!!! 😂 Zach I know what you mean about people getting into your personal space!!! I give one warning to remove themselves out of my personal space and if they continue I will put them down on their ass!!! I have been called a eliminate of surprise my whole life. I am 135lbs 5'3 but I am strong as hell but most of all I am very calculating! My dad taught me how to defend myself and always told me the bigger they are the harder they fall and anything can be a weapon!!! I think if that would have happened to me and she wouldn't listen I would have walked away and let her man come out and see all the money that she wasted!!! It is obvious that they know nothing about boats! They will have it in the bottom of a river somewhere!!! 😂😂😂

[@BuddhaOutdoors]

Hey man I’m a northern redneck and I’ve met a few southern boys who don’t have your class and morals. Stay blessed my brother

[@metalgamerjonny6410]

"i dont care if youre magically delicious,to me you look youre vaginally suspicious, now calm down musky charms i gotta tell you some shit!" LMAOOOOO you just made my entire day with that one line dude XD

[@bridgetmarden3345]

You Sir are amazing ❤ thank you for ALL of your content 😂

[@bonnielooseswank6803]

Yup alot of people are so vain ! Good on you for doing you ! ❤

[@MaryGrace523]

Some people are too full of themselves to think straight!😂

[@naomiverdugo2180]

Lol! "Press my not nice button!" Lol! May I use that one Zach! Love it. Take care.

[@ldonniece312004]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 ZAC IS ANIMATED! GOTTA LOVE HIM🤣🤣😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

[@cathyking8013]

I wish I knew what sunglasses he wears. Love them so much. Tried to pause the TV and look at the arms but alas I can't see the name, ugh. Really love them !!!!

[@CoachGoodwin23]

You make my day, brother... Keepum' comin'!!!!

[@emiliadumitru8030]

Luv me some pissed off Zach early day shitttt. 😂

[@MGower4465]

When you face a man twice your size, if you ain't Possum you better back it down a notch.

[@GSUbassdad]

Dude sounds like my aunt Letisha when he tells his stories. I miss her so much sometimes.

[@adonnaturner7051]

I love it!!! Some folks don’t have the sense God gave a squirrel!

[@virginiamassicot2406]

Thank you for making me laugh today. I needed it. And I'm glad no one blew up. 😂

[@Liz-cmc313]

You crack me up 😂... That is our future generation, how scary. 💯

[@lindaalbano6868]

😂😂😂😂 thank you zach.i needed this

[@teripearson7853]

I love how you just say it as it is. Good for you bro. Hella respect.

[@lynnbardwell7580]

While the south is definitely known for their hospitality, don't forget about the "midwest nice" crowd. We'd have the same reaction as you😂

[@shahrae8583]

If his shorts were any shorter, he would need a hairnet. I am so dead lol.

[@maryr3171]

1st off, he should have pumped his own gas, then went in to buy his beer. She doesn't sound like she could handle either one. SMH 🙄

[@thingone5487]

Exactly. My husband still after 23 years of marriage won’t let me pump my own gas if he is near. Often will ask what level my tank is on and take it so I won’t the following day. Sad world we live in nowadays. That’s why I enjoy Zacks videos he’s got good ole morals and respect and common sense. It’s so hard to find and I’m in my early 40’s. Seems it’s getting worse day by day.

[@charleneperez2291]

Lmao... Vaginally suspicious😂😂😂😂❤❤❤ had me weak as hell...

[@tammyjohnson8161]

I hear him talk and I miss back home so so much. Arkansas just isn’t really southern up here in the NE part. I miss my Alabama. But my grandkids are here. 😢.

[@infinitecontent8001]

JFC you're such a good assed story teller!!!

[@holidayadventures7425]

Zach, gotta say don't think I would have lit the cigarette. You got balls baby. A lot of people don't know you can't light old gas that has been sitting out for a while, on fire if all the fumes are gone. I used to love watching my dad put his cigarettes out in a bucket of gas, and see folks freak the f_ _k out....lol You had plenty of fumes at the gas station dude. Must have been a good breeze. Thank the good Lord. You are to good and good looking to roast away.

[@BrandiHart-c5r]

You are hilarious I love it when you get mad at someone you are just downright funny thanks for making me laugh today

[@lynnhamilton8603]

No way would I NOT be interested in what you had to say. But in most cases today “you can’t fix stupid”. I’ve stopped trying 😂

[@myracrenshaw212]

You make my day and the funny part is it had to make you smile jus a lil there smart dumb asses wasted all that money n gas you too funny I could visualize the story you too funny , I needed that lol ❤❤❤❤

[@davidpotter3947]

Mr. Rushing, might you know when the shirts we purchased to support your nephew will b shipped?

[@rebeccadavis3522]

The uncensored, unapologetic, younger version of Jerry Clower! Extremely funny and so real! You look and sound so much like my younger brother!

[@shirefernandez8826]

SO TRUE SO TRUE SO TRUE MY BROTHA. You make my day always

[@dsm4462]

I have a personal saying. I’m always nice until you piss me off, then it’s my right to make you cry. People see me as a sweetheart, well, we had a situation with someone at a get together and I said a few things. Yep, I made a person leave. Friends were a bit shocked. I reminded them of my motto! Their response I never thought you would. Everyone don’t confuse kindness for weakness!

[@Aurora3242]

'Pressed my not nice button', lol, I'm gonna hafta steal that one❣🤗

[@yitoproductions]

Please don’t die trying to prove some petty point. 🤣🤣🤣

[@ReignH2o_kd]

Sir! I am grateful for you

[@clydekimsey7503]

No one flirts by running up to a woman and saying "ma'am, ma'am!" She's just in love with herself 😅

[@dollyanderson9435]

WOW!!!! WTF is wrong with ppl!??? You know someone's completely FULL OF THEMSELVES when.....🙄🙄SMH!

[@KathyFreeman-g4z]

Zach you make my day you are absolutely hilarious and on point.😂😂😂😂

[@lifeoflw84]

Hahahaha.. “boy don’t do this in front of god and everyone!!”😂🤣

[@wandamanning9198]

😂😂😂😂😂. You can really tell a story. I love it❤

[@phillipayoung10]

Zach. You're doin the samaritan thing and they wouldn't pay attention. 😂😂😂😂

[@beckymiller2185]

Some people are just stupid. My brother always says you can't fix stupid. 😅

[@Cheray_]

🤣🤣🤣Bless their hearts🤦🏾‍♀️❤🙏🏾

[@marshaboone532]

Ooooohhhhhhhh….. you did good!! Bu didn’t you want to give him a come to Jesus uppercut when he ran up on you? LOL😂😂😂😂

[@dutchvanderbilt9969]

Had something similar happened to me where I tried to point out that this woman that her car had a flat tire. Didn't even get half of my sentence out before she rudely told me danc near shouting that she had a boyfriend. But after that I was able to point out to her her flat tire and all of a sudden she did a complete 180 with her attitude asking me to help her. Well I told her just as rudely as she told me that she can get her boyfriend to fix it.

[@heathercottrill3505]

You owe me a box of tissues… I’m cryin’ and biting my tongue!

[@chekotaythefirstrochester9094]

Zack, hate to lose you. Those suspicious looking bloodclots aren't worth the air we breath. Keep strong!💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

[@lesliedelvalle8939]

I hope those two learned something!

[@hubertwhite3017]

I'm from south Georgia and it sounds to me like they have rubbed you the wrong way.🤣🤣🤣

[@emiliadumitru8030]

Nowadays it’s either someone you gotta be ready to serve. No common sense left. It’s either you facing someone in a bad day you gotta be ready or someone just nice. Rare lately. No middle ground of sense. I got detained for helping a helpless. Wtf?! Imma use that ritual space line.

[@lex19xx.]

“Pressed my not nice button” Beautifully said lol

[@BirdieOrchid]

😮😮😮 I ain't none never seen you like THIS!! I been watching you like 3yrs or so and on 3 different KZbin channels and OMGoodness!!! Glad u didn't drop the burner ❤

[@barbaramarshall1721]

ZACH YOU ARE A MESS, SOOO HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣

[@Benjio1983]

At this point, he done pissed me off and I no longer care. 😂

[@hopedavis5051]

Thanks I needed this video. I had the best laugh ever. I can picture this happening but it would be funny as hell to see this on film. How bad did this woman f****** that boat?

[@p.gizzle90]

Zachhhh😂…thank you for sharing.❤

[@thetruth7354]

I fuckin love it Zach. I personally would've gone in the store after the woman spoke out of turn and said "to the owner of the beautiful boat, you may wanna head back outside cause the dumb bitch you have filling it up is putting gas everywhere but the gas tank" but thats just me.

[@anthonynichols1472]

Zach lately I've been going through some stuff that has proven very difficult and I don't know how to talk to my family about it. My dad raised me to keep stuff to myself.

[@Eve14ever]

Sometimes talking to a stranger helps or just writing out your feelings, it seems to defuse them if we verbalize or write them out.

[@karentate9114]

​@Rev 3:18 Why this Bible verse Rev 3:18 ??. Im not being a smarty. Im 81. Just curious. Be nice, im old.

[@Eve14ever]

@@karentate9114 LOL not sure why u felt the need to ask me to be nice, I find no offence in your question at all Beloved in fact, I have a smile on my face presently and it's the first one today, so thank you. I'm no spring chicken myself, by the way. :) I chose this scripture as a name because it is a scripture that I walked through, a scripture I have intense, unique understanding of, a scripture that leads to super health, freedom from many of the attacks of the enemy and more. In order to explain more fully I'd have to write many many words. I have a lengthy testimonial with a health program which utilizes inexpensive natural ingredients, designed by the Holy Spirit. One of the components is an actual form of gold which I rejected yet the Holy Spirit urged me to continue researching. The Lord led me into natural health over 30 yrs ago. There isn't a disease that I am aware of that this program will not be able to heal. A few years ago, I did everything in my power to bring this awareness to the body of Christ and was rejected everywhere I went. I was devasted and then led to these scriptures and given full understanding which immediately healed my broken heart. I was also given the awareness that the Lord had used me to test people...they all failed. I still offer information to people when I read or hear that they are ill yet in a world full of people who bow to the authority of the medical establishment, how am I to convince anyone that this is worthy, despite backing up all the medicines with research, and that this is from God, for His people? You don't have to answer Beloved...just got carried away with words. Have a truly blessed day with our amazing Lord. Hallelujah!

[@rosettaedmonds7801]

Sometimes if you don't have anyone you can trust with your issues try talking out loud to yourself when no one is around

[@thingone5487]

@@Eve14ever I’d like to hear more! Do you have a page some where with info or your testimony?

[@adideles7977]

You are awesome!! 🫡🤣😂

[@emiliadumitru8030]

Voodoo ritual space yo You finna be a statistic lol

[@Debra-e9v]

Conceited a little girly. Just say. Yes sir. He comes out like you’re gonna do her right there!!!!😂