I was sold a hollow horse (Ranch Simulator)

[@MrArchimedes]

Smith's relentless hostility towards loose pigs will never get old.

[@I_will_pet_your_dogs]

Neither will the pigs.

[@deetrixreed8961]

Don't be a squealer!

[@smallangryowl2162]

Ross and Trott looking through the horse at each other just sent me, haven't laughed like that in ages!

[@lukeantonystevens2942]

instant classic

[@Jokervision744]

My eyes are watering, so funny.

[@Ragetiger1]

That's a definite shorts moment there too. So damn funny.

[@donm6578]

I was in the middle drinking water I was nearly crying and trying not to spit it out

[@deetrixreed8961]

I literally died from laughing.

[@100Peterll]

Gotta love how they're just building some sort of CQC airsoft range in a simulator game about ranching.

[@Ciretho]

The irony that the only thing that stopped a nightly shoot-out was cooperating to build an arena to shoot each other more.

[@chrism45]

Ross' bit about a guy seeing his doctor through a hollow horse cause he's OD'd is one of his best.

[@RedSntDK]

The one handed pistol aiming while jumping animation in this game is just fantastic.

[@gfox9295]

it is, it is. the jumping itself is just... chef's kiss. I love Ross's avatar's jumps mid-gunfights. just... perfection.

[@gfox9295]

9:28 the image of Ross just kneeling with his head up a horse's ass as Trott drives away is amazing and will stay with me for the rest of my life.

[@BeartatoTime]

Arena improvements I'd like to see: some inner windows to shoot through. A couple of staircases leading to an upstairs area you can shoot down from. A spectator area so someone can film 1 v 1s.

[@14tth]

Truly the greatest series known to man.

[@Flashjackmak]

The boiks really have it made. Thriving sausage business, a pair of fine new horses, custom-built Kill House. They're living the rural dream.

[@CeciliaOfSweden]

Something we shall all aspire to be/have/make/alloftheabove!

[@dekkonot]

This is a certified Ranch moment

[@jamesfirkins5149]

The return of stunt lads with exclusively boxtruck/horse based stunts

[@CeciliaOfSweden]

I was thinking the same thing! Good times!

[@luckyrashes]

Ross not backing the box truck right up to the structure

[@angus5427]

11:37 all this needs is bottom text "Juan" and its golden.

[@CassianGray]

This episode is frigging amazing! I thought the shootout to Hall of the Mountain King would be the best part, but then the out-of-body/in-horse experience was better, and then the horse-on-a-truck to Ride of the Valkyries was even better yet! The kill house looks amazing, though I think it could benefit from some windows to peep and fire through. Can't wait to see it in action next ep!

[@haltingpassion]

Great to see an episode where such technical high level ranching takes place. I really learned a lot.

[@captainlemonn]

Was proper cry laughing at the bloody horse bit XD

[@Kicksticks]

I love Crip Crops In The Hall Of The Mountain King Rampages

[@swimteamizzle1114]

There must be a whole local legend around the gunfire that can be heard from this ranch.

[@PierceArner]

I have no idea how the insane music and janky gameplay interactions manage to be nothing but hilariously entertaining. This is truly a gem of a series.

[@kover975]

Please just turn this series into the most elaborate pork-fed killing arena, the random shootouts are always funny 😂

[@d.r2533]

build a ramp into it! also some triangular wall/roof pieces

[@vogelvrouw]

As a horse girl, this is very entertaining

[@thomashartwell2051]

I love how half this series has been exploring the various physics glitches in the game.

[@LaWraWaN]

The horse tunnel bit was absolutly hilarious xD

[@apawture]

once the roof has been built (or maybe before?) add a few lights scattered around in the maze. helps you see, but you can be seen easier (probably)

[@Liam-yd1cb]

9:44 the moment a man with his face up a horse's ass beheld the visage of another man within said horse.

[@thefreddyeddie9989]

I low key, medium key, high key love this series.

[@munchymcmouthington298]

This is the true power of Ranch Simulator...

[@jabberwoke1]

Now you know how the Trojan Horse worked. Congratulations. You learndeded.

[@Peron1-MC]

1:30 nature can be harsh XD

[@RadRyan]

Put items in the arena too, like meat and veg to hide behind. :)

[@Noxidsignorantia]

Well that was a trip, that poor horse 🐴

[@MetaDeviant]

"I Was Sold A Hollow Horse" sounds like the title of a weird, metaphorical country song.

[@siltyroach1584]

if you stare into the horse, the horse stares back at you

[@whyyaskkwhyy]

No Ross, seeing a horse on top of a box truck was NOT on my horoscope today

[@freequest]

It would be easier to build one sizeable square building and then make a maze of walls inside. It is also easier to do multistoried that way.

[@serenity8839]

After years of training they're finally on with the F-horse.

[@TheGreyBaron]

Alternate title for this episode: Crimes of the Future

[@WolfenBluestone]

You know what? I would love to see someone build maps from Halo or CoD in Ranch Sim. You could even make a CTF map but instead of a flag, it's a chunk of meat or something.

[@H3rcules]

what would be funny is if you guys setup a timed challenge like lead a cow through a maze, kill a pig and who can manually make sausages the fastest etc. maybe get craig out his cage to host it?

[@humanwritescode]

This fucking game! Oh god... looking through both ends of the horse had me rolling.

[@JoeKnaggs]

Hahaha they could have changed their existing house into the killhouse and move the beds around the house and that would be their spawn points

[@Terinije]

Just rememer that horses love stegosaurus.

[@kingkuma4112]

It took the Hat Bois 32 seconds to say something questionable today. Today's questionable comment was by Ross and the Hat boys were playing Ranch Simulator. The current average is 2 minutes and 23 seconds. I will post this on every video unless I forget.

[@jamesbroadbridge2088]

Yes the killhouse

[@Peron1-MC]

horse stunt lads

[@Chaos_x5]

It's like Dorohedoro

[@MalliyaFK]

please, i NEED ross to get his own horse too.

[@CeciliaOfSweden]

Horsestunt lads!

[@TheOnlyOrk]

what other game could include both horse ass and the battle maze

[@divamon5602]

WOOOOO!

[@frenchbassguy]

Is this game moddable? Needs a combat mod ASAP!

[@forrunner1534]

Look up how egg made

[@Glomerularfiltrationrate]

nice

[@simplyorange8553]

500 bullets is not absurd...my buddies and I will each burn that many in a couple of days 🤣

[@datguy6101]

Is that a jojo reference???

[@redperils]

69th like NICE

[@TheVZizzle]

Lol 500 bullets isn't that many bullets you goobers. Thats like we gotta not shoot today because we're running out amounts. Worst was during the coof when everybody got all weird about it and we could only buy 150 per person per day. Which I'll zip through in an hour just casually shooting cans with my dad. Those were sad times.

[@deetrixreed8961]

Nothing ever in my life will top the experience of watching this video. Perfection. And I'm only 12 minutes in.