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[@spydr1919]

The editor fits so well with Sam and the style of content. Please keep it coming

[@ItsSkiido]

The editor is Sam

[@buffFrank195]

Fr

[@Zona984]

@@ItsSkiido his editor is in the description

[@di-riso]

Becu beacoup

[@EF01]

Because she constantly roasts him 😂

[@user-ld5qi6xm3d]

bro his editor should get an award. Amazing job :) thanks for 400 likes. 👍🏻

[@Oneofakind5234]

E

[@Shaksvshsvsjabav]

I literally love his editor they’re so funny 😂

[@henrymoyle6730]

I’m laughing every time he typed something.

[@gameland8281]

Imagine this is just his editor

[@Shaksvshsvsjabav]

@@gameland8281 dude honestly his editor is funny enough to do that

[@NoLifeDax]

sams editor deserves a raise for being so iconic

[@AjShadowDragon]

That editing though 👏 Also that lil smirk about "literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car" 😂

[@GrandmaaiamMusic]

Sam: "When you are giving someone your breath, you're giving them a part of your soul." Sam is the only person that would say that.

[@Oneofakind5234]

E

[@largemackerel]

agreed

[@johnathanvelasquez6283]

Never let them know your next move: When you are giving someone your breath, you're giving them a part of your soul

[@jarkeeRGB]

soo romantic!!!!! 😍

[@ItsVasl]

yes!

[@natexe57]

I was today years old when I found out that it takes a lot to blow Sam’s mind💀

[@whattheplush5478]

@@aaraz9686 You just copy and pasted

[@Oneofakind5234]

E

[@AliHussain23609]

0:52 💀💀💀 the message

[@DevesQwen1]

Sam’s editor is makes the video 100 times more entertaining 😂.

[@williamhorne1560]

I work at Chick-Fil-A and ventilation is not the reason for the holes in the container, it is to distinguish between nuggets, strips and other foods that go into those containers.

[@Teamair99]

4:04 I got a ad just the second you say to roll the clip

[@banana_etiquette]

same

[@St1ckperson]

Same

[@conner_H-TOWN]

Same

[@VCS7083]

Same

[@YourToastIsMine_]

Same

[@ArtificialBurntMilkshake]

"Like why would you wish harm on me? I'm just tryna get the part." *-Sambucha 2023*

[@_-phoenix-_]

"That's something that I know, but I don't really know." Yep that makes a lot of sense

[@BENDYKILLER698]

2:35 its different in different places. In America it's Sorcerer and in UK its Philosopher. Im more used to Philosopher but either is technically correct

[@-Beliver-Edits-]

His editors needs a raise, they are so funny 😂

[@grifgaming9883]

The saying "break a leg" originated because people used to think saying Good luck would bring bad luck. So they'd wish badly upon the people by saying "Break a leg" in hopes that it'll bring good luck. I can't be the only one that knows this, right???

[@wyattstevens8574]

Murphy's Law before Judge Murphy discovered it!

[@puddingkaii]

you had me dying at “lunar cheese and “dinosaur nerpharius”

[@cat_sandwich]

8:55 Sam: Lunch = *Lunar Cheese* Also Sam: Dinner = *Dinosuar Nerfarius* Me: 🤷‍♂ His Editor: 🤦

[@cat_sandwich]

Bro's editor deserves at least 23 oscars They're more like the protagonist than Sampson lmfao

[@coolboi3075]

Sam is the type of person to warn a deaf man that a blind guy is creepily staring at him

[@andersonbroxson1755]

underrated comment

[@padminisarisky1058]

Sam is the type of guy. Get original with the comment😎😎😎media.tenor.com/u8uX3PwguFwAAAAM/glasses-sunglasses.gif

[@spydr1919]

@@andersonbroxson1755 he stole it from the previous short video

[@AliHussain23609]

0:52 💀💀💀 the message

[@MAmm-bm7qy]

🤣

[@gigachad389]

The editor takes these videos to the next level 💀

[@cat_sandwich]

0:47 "Stressed is just Desserts backwards" Me: *depressed* Desserts: 😄😄😄

[@HunMTBer]

Sam's editor is on another level. give him a raise

[@SamDaCloudRL]

3:34 lol

[@Golden_Toast]

1:19 the best feeling is sneezeing full force when no ones around

[@mrkennethmccormick]

6:04 *thy must not ask why*

[@breachingbadger5595]

bro the rhyme go's: this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed at home, this little piggy had roast beef and this little piggy had none, and this ittle piggy cried wee wee wee al the way home! 0:29

[@cat_sandwich]

6:14 *LMFAO* I was *dead* and rolling on the floor 🤣

[@allysonwebster179]

1:40 I work at chick-fil-a and the nugget boxes are use for vents so the food doesn’t get to hot and to mark it for the employees so you don’t get the wrong food.

[@Mimi-winter]

7:24 not me waving into the camera to my agent ✨🤣

[@cat_sandwich]

2:13 Bro is billingual 💀

[@largemackerel]

even though i love sam, sometimes i just watch his videos bc of the editing

[@macdrew345]

ikr his editor is so good lol

[@azXeno]

Actually the phrase “break a leg” means do well, the reasoning behind this is- back in the “older” days people would say good luck but instead of it bringing good luck it did the opposite, then people tried using “reverse psychology” and started saying break a leg and it brought better luck.

[@ellisonpeace5344]

actually it’s because audiences in theatres used to stamp their feet instead of clapping to show appreciation, so actors were told to break the leg of an audience member because they (the actor) did so well that the audience would stamp their feet hard enough to break a leg :)

[@azXeno]

@@ellisonpeace5344 oh ty😊

[@wyattstevens8574]

But this superstition was more widely just that Murphy's law (anything that can go wrong, will) would take effect regardless of what was attempted!

[@Samephase]

Former chick-fil-a employee here. I can attest to the reason for those little flaps in the back of the box. They are there so the people bagging the food don't get different food items mixed up with each other. Each flap says something different, like spicy, strips/tenders, and nuggets. People working in the ktichen put the nuggets in a box with the nugget flap pushed down and strips in a box with strips flap pressed down.

[@robertmikicki6126]

7:37 the first time I've actually seen sam do anything smile-like (25.04.2023)

[@hrn8935]

I love how most of these are wrong: 1) "Hold your horses" has several possible theories regarding its origin but the idiom's origin is mainly attributed to the Iliad where Homer comments on Anticholus's uncontrolled and manic chariot racing and says "Hold your horses" which then evolved into its current meaning. (note that it has many different possible sources for its genisis so i chose its most early reference, another common version is that it was popularised during the rise of horse drawn carriages in 19th century america, however this is typically disregarded as it may be the case of an already existing phrase being popularised during a time period / event). 2) The "pilot" in pilot episode doesnt refer to the occupation but the words original meaning as a guiding force (the way a pilot episodes guids the series) and pilot etmolygically stems from the medieval greek word pedotus which is the oarsman for a ship who essentially control the ship. 3) "break a leg" just refers to the fact that performers used be superstitious and felt that wishing good luck resulted in bad performances so they said the opposite and said bad and unfortunate things which morphed into break a leg.

[@88CDawg]

I think I like the wrong explanations better :D

[@wyattstevens8574]

I knew about #3- it's basically Murphy's law!

[@naturesonslimechaefan]

4:01 I love barn owls 4:10 I already noticed that

[@PeopleYouKnowToPeopleYouDont]

3:47. The way it is actually a Tuesday

[@anytop5topic]

He doesn’t know Gandalf…

[@Jelly_shy_guy_man]

Who’s that?

[@sarahloachamin]

8:44 when I was little (like 6 yrs old) and I found this out I literally wanted to tell every single one of my friends. So, I’m so shocked when I see that people didn’t know that because I knew since I was very little😅

[@ZombieBrains_]

Yeah my mom told me 😂

[@Baroness_Von_Hellman.]

05:10 yes because apparently if someone said good luck it would go mostly opposite so they say something hella violent so it goes quite opposite

[@Man_person]

Teacher: What are u grateful for? Me: Sambuchas editor

[@eplexo]

1:09 LMFAO

[@luvlymadistopanimaltesting7788]

sam and his editor are the perfect duo

[@theepices2525]

Sambucha: When an owl flies it makes zero sound, lets play the clip Me: old spice ad shows up

[@Lakesid]

how do y'all think that SpongeBob's parents were cookies? i always knew they were just old sponges lol

[@oh_gummon9138]

I also thought that spongebobs dad was a 🥔. 7:11 😂😂

[@icycrafter3079]

Dude the timestamp is completely off

[@oh_gummon9138]

im laughing whats at that time stamp, which is ice spice on the phone. but the time stamp for spongebobs dad is 6:46 @@icycrafter3079

[@wyattstevens8574]

​@@icycrafter3079Wouldn't be surprised if this is an Adam Neely hidden meme, chosen because the video's longer than 7'11" in the first place!

[@J_AllDay]

1:19 ok why did I say bless you 💀

[@ptgptg14]

That pilot one bugs me because it literally had nothing to do with going on air and everything to do with it being the starter. Like how gas stoves or furnaces may have a pilot light before the burners.

[@rocketleaguechamp238]

“Thats something that I know, but I don’t really know.” Sambucha 2023😂😂

[@kinan1821]

3:41 I'm watching this on a tuesday

[@rubyrwan]

Me too

[@kinan1821]

@@rubyrwan Now I'm watching on a Thursday

[@IdaPalmo]

Same

[@abipup1885]

Ive watched all of sams videos and i have been a subscriber for a while now, but iv noticed he is like the only honest and genuine KZbinr and he always makes me laugh 🤣 luv u sam 😊

[@ItsVasl]

6:58 i'm also in that gen, ig, cause my baby photos were taken an actual camera, I'm just 14, i saw the tech evolve...

[@LukeHenry8]

4:03 when he said play the clip I got some loud as ad 😂😂 lmfao

[@notroderkeskibididop]

2:18 There r blind ppl

[@hahaverycool4779]

Sam is the type of guy to pick up a bruised apple and ask “who did this to you?” Edit: sorry

[@Oneofakind5234]

E

[@Wheelinski]

Shut up

[@graoe]

make it stop

[@Rose-950._.]

​@@graoe "who did this to you?" getting readed by my brain😂😂😂

[@NoLifeDax]

stop with these dumb comments

[@ItzLynx189]

6:41 I always knew that

[@Stuck_in_Space]

Sam not knowing who Gandalf was blew my mind😢

[@AllyMCurley]

Sam is the type of guy to learn something new from the back of a cereal box

[@NoLifeDax]

sam is the only reason i make it through each week

[@Oneofakind5234]

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[@CooperTheGoosebumpsGuy]

@@Oneofakind5234 E

[@brooklynncompton1299]

It’s rare that I laugh during videos but Sam is just hilarious because of the comments from the editor

[@Logicerr0r]

sam is the type of person that doesn't use ad blocker, cause it's fun to watch ads

[@Sage____lol]

Sam is that type of guy to say “thank you” while no one said bless you.

[@NoLifeDax]

stop with these dumb comments

[@Sage____lol]

@@NoLifeDax okay thanks for your service.

[@MAmm-bm7qy]

😂

[@Muddy_bumbum]

Cringer than Ohio

[@XCam387]

I can feel my brain expanding

[@crownify1]

Dinner now offically stands for Dinosaur Narfarius thank you Sambucha

[@FINGERTIPS_]

5:23 WHAT? HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT?!

[@Isaiah0707]

People who just happened to discover Sambucha by accident and now they can't stop watching his videos 👇

[@leonmead6175]

Sam is the type of guy to not know who Gandalf is

[@eren6065]

'dinosaur nerfarious' had me rolllingg 😂

[@CBA_Edits]

Everybody can see a picture Me: Oooooooooo, you messed up

[@Jaydee-JJ]

I was today years old for some of them to… interesting facts Also, Sam’s editor damn their hilarious

[@aaraz9686]

I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 0:02. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 0:04 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 0:01.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 0:02. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 0:04 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 0:03. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 0:02. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 0:04 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 0:03. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 0:01. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.

[@CoolstarYT6]

Sams editor makes Sam’s videos so much funnier. E to you all

[@Oneofakind5234]

E

[@Notmrtrooper]

E

[@Lukester180]

E

[@TheKingOfToastersTKOT]

why is everyone saying “E”?

[@TheKingOfToastersTKOT]

ikr

[@sajid_c]

7:11 why showin ice spice when talkin bout memories 🤨

[@Twitching_Stars]

4:27 Not the Vsauce music 😭

[@wyattstevens8574]

He did sound like Michael, though! Or at least, sounds like something he'd say!

[@Teddyishappyl]

Sam is the type of guy to be at his birthday party and say that he's "today years old"

[@Atf13311]

Hi sam

[@coryfoundout]

ur the actual first

[@GamingNoobpro-dp3iq]

@@coryfoundout it’s not 2021 why is first such an award 💀

[@coryfoundout]

@@GamingNoobpro-dp3iq everything needs a Oscar or a reward nowdays...🤦🏽

[@radish337]

The spongebob's parents being dried sponges blew my mind

[@SmrtLifeYT]

We NEED a sequel!!

[@noireblackheart5761]

Sam is the type of guy who makes sexual innuendos by accident when talking about something normal

[@robertmikicki6126]

Bro really violated LOTR

[@notGrelecoreal]

3:35 the fact that this video came out on a Tuesday is kinda funny 😂

[@NoLifeDax]

its monday for me

[@notGrelecoreal]

Well I'm Australian lol so it's Tuesday

[@freezer-monkey]

5:11 The actual reason is that people used to think if they directly wished you luck, evil spirits world be tempted to do the opposite and harm you. Break a leg was a way around that

[@ryanrichards3236]

Me when Sam says he doesn’t know who Gandalf is: So you have chosen death?

[@OWENISSREAMING]

with the division one it is literally just the line, another way to write out division question's is using a / (2/2=1) for example

[@rockstargamesconceptual9183]

4:33 i think the show they're taking about is "House"

[@thebee15]

The fact that the Gandalf actor played dumbeldore for films 3-7 but still Sam said the first film is scary to me

[@TheOrangecolor2]

The fact that I’m only at the part of the balloons and I’m already about to be done😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Akarui-bright]

My favourite part of these episodes is the editors little coments lol 😂😂

[@Insomnia12323]

I’m watching this on a Tuesday, and the Tuesday one was such a coincidence!

[@MinteyXF]

I can’t tell you how hard I laugh when I watch your vids

[@kellofhawkmoon]

If only you watched

[@mini_braxton3166]

1:07 HAD ME LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Idfk955]

The last one blew my mind

[@AJYD1]

It’s funny how he says he’s never seen something but is able to perfectly guess something about it

[@SirRebaNke]

"I know literally everything"🤣🤣

[@Mihir..........2345]

That " tHaNk yOu" Always gets me

[@Speedygamer561]

4:27 Vsause anthem plays

[@Fortnitegodz.]

he says he knows everything but doesn't know what most things are in this LMAO

[@alexyps2155]

The one with the balloon made me fall out of my bed💀

[@Nollear579]

I love the editor, they make the videos much better

[@auggietv]

lunar cheese and dinosaur nerfarious had me dying😂

[@coldsavagegod7101]

“You give them a part of your insides hoping they put it in their insides” Yes..ofc 💀

[@pnwfisher2144]

Yummy

[@ChitaChaewon]

1:22 Sam expected me to say “bless you” but me when he sneezed:😮😮😮😮😮😮