“i was told there would be cake”

[@gabbyslvr]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[@hannahroxascc]

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[@imactually.spidermann]

very 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[@PR1ST1N3_G3M]

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[@nikki-lp7td]

super 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[@strikex6]

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

[@vinnie8662]

“A party without cake is just a meeting” -Stolas probably

[@SirStarKat]

I think you mean ‘stolas definitely’ lmao

[@VPALFTheMovie]

Julia Child said it

[@justsome_guy-j7o]

AND STOLAS DOESN'T ATTEND MEETINGS 🔥

[@SensualPinecone]

Like a revolution without dancing?

[@ACupOfOrangeJuice]

im getting Lets Game It Out flashbacks

[@snippygamerz1858]

the fact that he says he was told there was cake implies that he wasnt gonna show up until one of them mentioned cake

[@tophats_YT]

lol

[@VALENTINE435]

Lol

[@Saint_kin]

I mean, its just REALLY organic cake.

[@Caldella]

They're holding this event in his honor; he better get some cake.

[@morgantorium]

It was caked blood, he just misheard

[@furionmax7824]

This is a fun fact about Stolas. According to his entry in the Lesser Key of Solomon. Stolas is one of the few devils that's strictly a pacifist who only uses violence as a last resort. And he shares his vast knowledge with those who summon him.

[@BrenTenkage]

so clearly these cultists didn't do their research and provide cake

[@Cacowninja]

That's not a pacifist. Pacifists don't use violence even in self defense.

[@furionmax7824]

@@Cacowninja welp that's what I read in his entry. He's a pacifist by nature that only uses violence as a last resort.

[@jacobcox4565]

I also love how he was illustrated. He just looks like a very leggy owl with a crown, not even a demonic looking owl, just a regular owl with a crown on.

[@furionmax7824]

@@jacobcox4565 and oddly enough he's the most normal looking demon. A majority of the devils in the Goetia are either chimera monstrosities or old men riding animals. Valacs a baby angel riding a two headed dragon (how fucking cool is that?) Sabnocks a lion man that's a black smith. Asmodeus really does have three different heads. Naberius also has three heads. And Andrealphus (Stella's brother) is a peacock with actual eyes on his feathers.

[@yharr3789]

Stolas' pupils only show up when he's stressed, so this legitimately scared him. What confuses me is that he's hundreds of years old and he's a demon prince, he's never attended a sacrifice in his name before?

[@vinniesmith4343]

Considering that he and blitzo were kids together he's probably more like in his 20s or 30s

[@Tallest333]

Let's factor in that Stolas is probably in his 30's in Hell years. In Earth years, he might be older.

[@androxtempest3913]

​@@Tallest333hell is in a totally different time zone compared to earth

[@estebangutierrez160]

@androxtempest3913 Wow if hell couldn't get any worse, they have timezones.

[@rosenrot234]

Stolas is a pacifist demon. And he's not 100s of years old. He's in like his 30s.

[@tomura-e5n]

"I was told there would be cake" HES SO CLUELESS

[@Not_CrimsonGaming]

He was tired, you could tell because he was yawning

[@connortheicon751]

​@@Not_CrimsonGamingOr maybe he was just bored... either way he received a bad wake up call. XD

[@zoidlloyd7736]

Like he never been too a sadist party before n he's literally a demon from the underworld ? He he I called him woodsy in my comments clever huh will had used the Tootsie pop owl but I don't know his name should had been the password in that owl cult thing on Harley's show season 4 really hoot 2x

[@jakewolf4381]

​@@zoidlloyd7736 Just from your grammar, you seem a bit... young... to be watching this show

[@Kageneko938]

@@jakewolf4381, i guess so. I was 15 when I found out about this show😂

[@comnadedadog5828]

In christian mythology stolas was a pacifist which makes this even funnier

[@Identificador_no_disponible.]

???

[@StellaRoseTea]

@@Identificador_no_disponible. characters based of mythology, those people aren't imps or demons it seems and summoned him to party since he is one of the nicer demons.

[@Edrichuv]

OH YEAH HE EVEN USES VIOLENCE AS A LAST RESORT

[@Identificador_no_disponible.]

@@StellaRoseTea No, Stolas demon does not exist in Christian mythology or the biblical canon. That is the doubt, he also does not have an exact personality and the real figure of him varies, since he is a demon mentioned only in the Ars Goetia. No demon has a real form

[@zeleeba8774]

He and other Goetia don't exist in Christian mythology

[@demongirl19]

I believe this is how introverts feel at a birthday party thrown for them

[@PizzaMineKing]

Can confirm. That's why I organise my own birthday parties, and why they look more like board game nights than parties.

[@star_deluxely3004]

I haven't experienced my own birthday party but all I can say is I'm Stolas in this situation, going to parties just for the food

[@Edrichuv]

I can confirm, I only invited three of my friends since I don't know where the others live 😅

[@justsomepotato6160]

Y'all got human sacrifices in your birthdays?

[@doomslayer_fear]

Yep

[@Skerble15]

ok but Im dying at the fact that this is set up like a family guy joke

[@Carrots_and_kiwi_equal_dinos]

Stolas really just did a family guy cut away gag

[@brongis4797]

That's exactly what I thought when I saw this too! Lol

[@MeloAvis]

cutaway

[@M.G.2000]

"This is forse than the time I was summoned during a ritual on Earth"

[@ericgolightly8450]

Oh my god you're right

[@rinyuki8278]

0:14 Stolas: that willbe the last time I'm going to parties like that

[@jackanasaurus5905]

Oh that was NOTHING, wait til you see his dads visits to earth (Hereditary)

[@ajra6143]

I admire his priorities.

[@Insertanynamehere1983]

Same here brother, same here.

[@Go_and_Joe]

I mean... Who doesn't want free food? Specially cake.

[@angelluv__]

He’s so clueless i love him 😭💗

[@originalindigodingo]

Hes not clueless, he was just bored.

[@Nothim19994]

​@@originalindigodingobros t

[@thebattleofyorktown_1781]

And if Im not wrong he was probably a bit drunk too

[@kyla2267]

I'm with Stolas on this one. I'd prefer cake over human sacrifices, too.

[@אנונימי222]

how dare you?!!

[@KiiBon]

Well I beg to differ

[@LaMisti]

Human cake

[@RobertAniFreak]

I just love how they are all gloomy, creepy and satanic doing a ritual of blood sacrifice and hes just casually tired, drinking coffee and asks for cake

[@jackanasaurus5905]

Oh that was NOTHING, wait til you see his dads visits to earth (Hereditary)

[@jules6735]

@@jackanasaurus5905 Stolas would need (more) therapy

[@T0B3573R]

Stolas is a pacifist, and he’d never even WANT a sacrifice in the first place. These people clearly just wanted a demon to execute someone for.

[@Notaxmer]

i mean he has a high rank in the ars goetia.

[@spareacc246]

off topic, but genuinely didn't expect to see you here. the last time I saw you was probably in an undertale related video, lol

[@cheese-and-ricemooney7487]

​​@@NotaxmerYeah but given they know Stolas as a demon it means they also read about him, but not enough in the book of demons, if they did they would know that Stolas is a pacifist and only uses his powers if absolutely necessary. Which means that rank has nothing to do with this, they just picked one of the first demons they found.

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Remember what he did with those agents?

[@victorm152]

Basically, those people are just idiots

[@matthewmccoyd2578]

This has canonically happened to Lucifer Change My Mind

[@Endrgamr262]

This probably happens to him the most

[@pixlbelle8081]

There has to have been at least one blood-sacrifice-ritual-in-their-name for each of the Sins. And I can imagine how offended some of them would be for it to be a blood sacrifice ritual instead of something more appropriate for their sin lol

[@Endrgamr262]

@@matthewmccoyd2578 69 likes

[@OfficialKimIsNoob]

​@@pixlbelle8081 what would the sacrifice for Ozzie be then...?

[@pixlbelle8081]

@@OfficialKimIsNoob oh, you know 😏

[@MkMagpie]

I feel like people forget Stolas is just an Astronomer.

[@philiproe1661]

And a botanist don't forget.

[@Selinaru]

gemologist too

[@Wishiwashi_64]

I would headcanon that Stolas would yell *”THIS IS WHAT THEY DO WHEN THEY CELEBRATE ME!?”*

[@ЯрославИванов-м7ц]

I am so happy that Verosika is back, such an amazing character

[@demondestrukcji666]

She's hot

[@Solarpuppet_7112]

Stolas: “I was told there would be cake-“ *gets blood spilled all over him* C A K E

[@conman_yt7999]

Bloodkakke

[@saphireroze001]

I would've got him out of there and got him some REAL cake.

[@nightcorebendythedancingde5953]

Real or cake?

[@GB-tc4hr]

Stolas going to a sacrifice in his honor only because he thought there’d be cake is funnier than it has any right to be

[@KiiBon]

You might aswell if they're gonna do it anyway

[@LuisFelipeFelipe808]

poor stolas he just wanted to go to a party just for a cake 🎂

[@highhoper1143]

how about we summon him and give a red velvet cake and/or Leche cake.

[@meganlewis2377]

Imagine if he also asked for punch but got blood instead.

[@jules6735]

@highhoper1143 I’m with you on that one! How big should the cake be for our precious owl boy?

[@highhoper1143]

@@jules6735 I say have a leche cake with 3 layers inside, some strawberry drizzle around and have berries on top as decor and something to eat with the cake.

[@redrasegarden]

I’m gonna get him one? Do you think he likes cheesecake? It’s my go for but, it’s for him so I should be considerate

[@omegasynth2775]

I love that he has a cup with him... Which suggests the Cult has drinks and snacks in their gatherings.

[@lunarrobot9714]

I mean a long night of making blood sacrifices and chanting in sweaty robes is probably gonna make you hungry, right?

[@Cacowninja]

But no cake!

[@timfortune9]

I mean, a church I used to go always had coffee and donuts after the service. Same principle really.

[@t3chkn1ght]

kool-aid

[@Akiko_BOO]

This is even funnier considering that Stolas in demonology is a pacifist 😂

[@Dawn_dishsoa9]

Stoles is so real for that-

[@schwarzerritter5724]

When Stolas, the Astronomer says he would rather have cake than a blood sacrifice, you get him cake!

[@amaccoy]

Why would they have even mentioned cake if they didn't think he'd want it?!

[@bloxinate8507]

This scene felt like a family guy cutaway 😭

[@obsidianstag13]

I think this is officially my new favorite quote of his, and I want it plastered either on a shirt or a coffee mug.

[@AriellaAnimates]

lol me too

[@underbed]

"I was told there would be a cake/cupcake" The 4 girls in the Literature Club:

[@Vassago_slvr_fr]

The only reason I go to random partys.

[@matthewboyd68]

Randos have asked me to bake cakes for their parties but won’t invite or pay me.

[@LatteCappucinoCamellia]

The cake is a lie…

[@Cacowninja]

You beat me to it! It's like you used portals to get to the joke faster than I could with conventional movement!

[@Starvaze]

Eeyyyyy

[@shinigamiphantom1391]

So are candy in the back of the van.

[@pundertalefan4391]

I don't even watch this show. I just came here to look for THIS EXACT COMMENT. XD

[@tln_dies2241]

Look at me still talking when there is science to do

[@_ZO73M_]

Give birb his cake 😭

[@harold509]

that was me when i heard presents across the room but it turns out to be cake 0:10

[@brockthehydroelectricninja3144]

Stolas is such a mood! 🎂

[@estebangutierrez160]

Me: That's a mood, Stolas.

[@samanthairwin2417]

I like stolas he so caring kind sweet and he is my favorite character ever he deserves some cake 🍰 ❤

[@BayouBoy2443]

I never studied demonology, but I don’t think Stolas would be the kind of demon prince to demand a blood sacrifice

[@Cacowninja]

Yeah he needs cake.

[@kingfairytale4306]

Apparently, he's not, he's a pacifist in the sense that he only uses violence as a last resort. He also apparently is one of the few demon princes who has never asked for any sacrifice that involved blood.

[@phillippeandpheather5379]

Cultists: We offer you this sack of rice. Stolas: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EXPENSIVE DRYCLEANING IS!?

[@WhiffyInk]

A person of culture I see.

[@_Lanettesolar_]

Bro got traumatized

[@bluelightstudios6191]

wait he's the demon their paying tribute to, how is HE being traumatized!?

[@stephaniesuazo8111]

​@@bluelightstudios6191 Stolas just came to that party for some cake!

[@foxtrot570]

I like the idea of humans doing rituals for ancient demons and they say: "WTF is wrong with you living freaks?!" 😂

[@Nazuna_chan_]

Wow now imagine every demon that was summoned was like this lol

[@miketurik9404]

Yeah just give them some cake and maybe they will reward you in a special way

[@Bigmac_2.0]

I luv how Verosika calls Stolas "baby" and "babe" and geniuly cares for him AND all the demons who fell and got dumped by Blitz is jus so....❤😢

[@ShadowGaming42069]

I wonder how Stolas and Charlie would behave towards eachother.

[@ching-jungyang62]

They'll definitely become friends.

[@yurironoue5888]

“I was told there would be cake? 🤨”, the delivery of that line was perfect! I love Stolas! 🥰🥰💜💜🩷🩷

[@hannahroxascc]

cake is life

[@Kittan_blosuam]

The fact that blood went into his mouth is probably the reason he was shocked

[@SirStarKat]

He’s so real for that, honestly. If a person was sacrificed for me for whatever reason, I’d be more concerned about cake too

[@VALENTINE435]

HES SO CLUELESS AND IT MAKES HIM CUTERRRRR

[@StudioHolocene]

It gets even better once you realize this is also pretty accurate to how the real Stolas would react, as in Christian mythology Stolas is a pacifist.

[@omegaleonidasxv3693]

Someone should make a fanfic of all the times the characters have been summoned-… You know what no…I think I’ll do it myself.

[@MrSpartan993]

*insert Thanos meme here*

[@MKLettis]

Makes me wonder how Paimon would feel about the events of Hereditary.

[@Actionfan19]

I wonder if other demon rulers have a similar experiences to this?

[@khallidburke7272]

Lucifer: I heard there would be pancakes

[@Shin-Jin]

​@@khallidburke7272Cult: Hail Satan! *Satan follows* S: Who interupted my training?! *blood splatter on his face*

[@jackanasaurus5905]

Paimon’s visits are messed up (Watch Hereditary)

[@matthewpaul6904]

I like the conceit that demons aren't down with the blood sacrifice thing, at least Stolas isn't, and it's just something cooked up but sick human beings.

[@bluelightstudios6191]

for sure alastor is

[@ge_prav3236]

​@@bluelightstudios6191 he's a sinner and not a hellborn, so idk

[@timfortune9]

I can easily imagine this scenario happening to Lucifer a few times and each one just kept furthering his depression.

[@troin3925]

The same thing happened with Rhok'zan from Sucker For Love: Date To Die For (I'm waiting for some kind of Sucker For Love crossover fanfic or fanart. Azathoth is technically canon in the Hellaverse, so we might as well have L'neta, Estir, Nyanlathotep, Muu or Rhok'zan interacting with the characters from either shows).

[@t3chkn1ght]

@@troin3925 Wait, we got the Lovecraft Mythos in the Hellaverse? Now I'm just imagining a Sinner Lovecraft. Probably a black cat with tentacles.

[@Warriorcats-cl9sb]

It’s like a family guy cutaway

[@OlgaKazantseva-w5o]

Probably my favorite moment in entire show

[@XenoTeeth3]

It does say something about humanity if even demons and monsters are disturbed or scared by us .

[@j4keslvr]

this bird deserves some cake

[@demonprincess9680]

Imagine that scenario from the occultists' perspective for a minute: An extremely powerful demon that literally came from hell to attend a sacrificial ritual. And the only thing they have to say is "I was told there would be cake"

[@whothehellisjb-gt5pn]

This implies that they got in contact with hell and during their first conversation with the demon they worship they told him there'll be cake Also living for helluva doing family guy cutaways now,the one with dhork and the kids last time was also gold

[@Alast0rTheRadi0Sigma]

Where is my cake?😢 - royal owl prince

[@thomasbraithwaite1381]

You have to admire the boldness of whoever there promised him cake.

[@blackrb123ryan]

Stolas didn’t need the sacrifice to be summoned, and he clearly wasn’t asking for expiation so I’m wondering why the cult needed the sacrifice? Also I like how apparently Stolas, and presumably other hellaverse demons, are known to humans.

[@clementegarreton]

Why is Stolas so adorable?

[@agsdragon5475]

An example of how people can scare even devil's

[@dripptide6283]

The Cake is a Lie - Mario

[@PlebNC]

I imagine at the initial invitation he was all "WHY WOULD I ALLOW YOU TO SUMMON ME?!" And the Cultists look at each other unsure and one guy at the back shouts "there'll be cake!" And Stolas is all "Oh, how delightful. See you next Friday."

[@jefferyhanderson7849]

Hmm. I think Stolas would’ve preferred the splatter of a Molten Chocolate Lava Cake than human blood.

[@nash6568]

I love the family guy esque cutaway 😊

[@t-rexcellentreviews1663]

They lied, there was no cake, they only said their was because they knew Stolas wouldn’t have shown up otherwise.

[@stephenbyrne2170]

And I was told the Backstreets would be playin.

[@kumo8416-n9k]

Hes so relatable lmfao :3

[@reecegarrison6351]

This reminds me of the time I went to that weird Halloween party

[@OriginalCecilia]

Well now I know what me and Stolas agree on... Party with no cake is pointless

[@permatrago1845]

this is literally an "family guy" type joke

[@stephanieevjen]

0:12 Nelson Muntz: "Ha ha!"

[@pumpkin.lantern.mp8]

Vivienne Medrano knew what she was writing. We all know that adult show like this isn’t complete without family guy cutaways.

[@rum_coke_17]

I showed this to one of my siblings and said that a party without cake is just a meeting. They said that they had attended AA meetings with cake, to which I responded with “Then that was a party.” and they said, “… Hot take.”

[@justordinaryguy8407]

I only noticed it, Stolas is roughly 8-9 feet tall and cultists were almost the same height as him

[@jollyimposter]

Maybe he could change his height to fit in properly? To be fair if he was his actual height he would probably be going through the ceiling by now, also he was hunched down.

[@Goikuchan]

He's slouching though. Stolas has to be at least 10ft tall as he's around twice Blitz's height. Blitz is about the size of a shorter human from what we've seen. He's pretty tall for an imp when he's not hunched over. Stolas is a lamppost lol

[@theworldofdio]

@@Goikuchan Blitz is succubus-imp hybrid lol hence why he is tall

[@ImaNerdANDaGeek]

@@theworldofdio The photo of his mom didn't look like a succubus

[@Goikuchan]

@@theworldofdio Yep, my bet too is that he's a succubus imp hybrid. It would explain a lot! His sister Barbie shares the same tall genes that they quite obviously inherited from their mom. Both siblings just look so vastly different and use seduction as a way to manipulate others. Lust roots all the way.

[@Amanda-t7z3g]

He deserves cake🎂👏

[@The_Luhv_The_Fire_Demon]

He’s got his priorities straight

[@lulustar85]

Stolas after blood splashing on his face: "ewww that was potent..💀"

[@jackanasaurus5905]

Oh that was NOTHING, wait til you see his dads visits to earth (Hereditary)

[@KeeKee-1]

That’s such a mood 😭

[@C4LIC0RPSE]

"oh god my mouth was open IT GOT IN MY MOUTH"

[@nacunacato]

To be fair Stolas is a demon of knowledge, the cake was enough to summon him, lol.

[@BrianWalters-ei7sd]

"The cake is a lie."

[@medic_gamnig_savetf2]

Nice portal submission 😊

[@littledevildarlin-2017]

Poor Stolas.❤️😘🥰👍

[@ilikebeanies3499]

Just had a thought. How will Stolas and Blitzo even be compatible if Stolas can't handle blood that much? Blitzo absolutely loves violence sooo.. 😂

[@Cacowninja]

He never really killed in front of Stolas though, what happened in Truthseekers was before Stolas came.

[@aili_not_ally]

GET THIS MAN HIS CAKE DAMMIT

[@aidanredding8058]

I think this might be my new favorite joke in the show

[@nightmaremythos4679]

They really pulled a family guy cutaway gag

[@reneeramirez2183]

This is funny because Stolas is summoned to learn about his knowledge. In this case I suppose Paimon told him he was going to be summoned for that and he doesn’t know what people really do in his name or what is he doing. Like the cake was the sacrifice but he didn’t knew.

[@ch3rp1]

Hold on, I just thought about the implications of this scene: So this cult, who seems to worship just Stolas, somehow managed to communicate with one of the members of the ars goetia, and their way to invite him to this world, instead of persuading him with plants and gemstones (items he is known to have an interest on), is just saying "Awww, pweaty pwease, besides, there will be cake ;3" ?

[@hazymaze3313]

"IT GOT IN MY MOUTH."

[@Parallelvision.tv.official]

I love that birb

[@Beowulf_DW]

Me and my wife are going with the head canon that the original summoning ritual for Stolas is an offer of cake. However, no one speaks whatever language that ritual used anymore, so humans don’t understand that they’re supposed to be offering cake, not the blood of virgins, or whatever.

[@LumieIsHere]

First joke in this series i laughed at

[@KeeGalaxy]

bro just wanted his cake 😭

[@hannahconkle8877]

Poor Stolas, he just wanted cake 🎂

[@IvoryiGoLDeN]

I love the fact how this was a clear nod to the Family Guy cutaway gags they do lol.

[@KaylaTheKindOne]

Took me until just now to realize that when Stolas was summoned, the only reason he stayed was for the promise of cake, and he wasn't even expecting a human sacrifice in his "honor".

[@Willie_vroter]

Fun fact: The Symbol behind is the actual seal to invoke Stolas in mythology.