@@thekingcorso1218your lack of likes is telling to your daft comment.
@lil8up6076 ай бұрын
Chael - "Before WORDS Existed, There Were Stories" Fkn Goat Statement
@JHobartMusic726 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@JHobartMusic726 ай бұрын
Because they told those stories with straight telepathy just looking at each other….before words existed😂😂😂😂
@samuel32536 ай бұрын
I picked this up too and thought it was funny but reality is people did tell stories before words were invented through mime & pictures in the sand.
@marklarz43996 ай бұрын
Police: "Mr. Sonnen show me your driver's license please" Chael: "I can't let you get close"
@KeljinBlevinsburner6 ай бұрын
Best comment yet
@dakconsulting8396 ай бұрын
Cop response: “I understand Mr. Sonnen (sounds of melting metal, officers body and uniform changing-into a sliver sea of mercury and reforms). Officer leans down to driver side window: Cop Wanderlei in shades.
@coolbreeze37936 ай бұрын
@@dakconsulting839 “WaNNa NoW?”
@dakconsulting8396 ай бұрын
@@coolbreeze3793 Gets out wearing a slogan shirt, instead of the “Got Milk” it’s “Got DECA”. Cop Wanderlei(Arni: I’ll Be Back” “ Calling all cars, calling all cars, please pick up Jon Jones at the next sighting of life, got another order:-). Great work team, that order puts rookie Officer Wanderlei in first place atop our Roid Rage Rally leaderboard by, wait….what the, $260,000?!?!?!? Man, How’s he doing it?
@rwsorden6 ай бұрын
Anderson Silva and Tito came to West Linn and moved the sign. I saw it with my own eyes, Uncle Chael.
@shadow_realm476 ай бұрын
"Pantheon Level cluelessness" has video proof on their KZbin channel!
@joedavidson65566 ай бұрын
Dig deeper Chael. The truth is out there. This cover up goes to the highest levels
@michaelbush13746 ай бұрын
The saga of true crime in West Linn narrated by Chael P Sonnen continues.
@TD1021-6 ай бұрын
Chael is who Tony soprano played on the show
@8thaccount5356 ай бұрын
You can't get this anywhere else. Random Chael life stories are the best videos.
@MattyFreedom6 ай бұрын
Uncle Chael had never been and never will be “wrong”.
@johno301976 ай бұрын
When sonnen says he was wrong what he really means he was categorically right!!
@smolsnek38356 ай бұрын
Chael is never wrong, he just knows when no one else does, when it's just one of those things
@danielmeuler28776 ай бұрын
The sky is purple and pigs are flying by me. So it is possible...
@dhalsim-16 ай бұрын
Are you saying Chael was wrong about being wrong?
@gcoffey2236 ай бұрын
@@dhalsim-1 No... he was right, just turns out everyone else was wrong
@wml17366 ай бұрын
Chael just unveiled another super power- the ability to admit being wrong- so incredibly rare in this day and age.
@AJ-das6 ай бұрын
True leadership
@madsocsci6 ай бұрын
Progress. One day, he might even be able to pronounce the "G" at the end of present participles.
@dakconsulting8396 ай бұрын
Easy kids, know he’s a legend, but admitting when wrong, a superpower? Nah, set your standards higher Mann, you get zero points for doing that, And a shit load of points deducted for not doing so, Potentially an ass kicking where/when he and I are from. This is not rare in Chael or my world ‘today’ as was stated. Different time ‘ALL’ adults beat this into our heads, not just parents. Remember, this is his job now, it’s a responsibility drawing his revenue comes from our viewership, honesty is a must; no?
@handello6 ай бұрын
This is how the Japanese must’ve felt when their Emperor told them he wasn’t a descendant of gods.
@AJ-das6 ай бұрын
Or Kim Jon eel admitting he poops 😮
@Memphiscrackhead6 ай бұрын
I don’t believe it.
@tilsker75616 ай бұрын
Schrodinger's road sign
@johno301976 ай бұрын
Yeah but tito definitely tapped though
@Goldfishinsider-m7q6 ай бұрын
This is hilarious
@Mr_Fairdale6 ай бұрын
Further reading: the road signs of Ulthar
@evergreen36236 ай бұрын
They moved the sign.
@TheNarutoTeam76 ай бұрын
Here here
@johnnynnyL6 ай бұрын
Tito moved the sign.
@Peapodzilla6 ай бұрын
Please cool it with the jump cuts. You're losing one of the things thats so unique and refreshing about this channel. The way Chael edits on the fly is perfectly fine.
@edwinj52056 ай бұрын
I admit I went out and changed the sign.
@ImRic2426 ай бұрын
Yeah I poured the curb with concrete, just like my assistant changed her shirt back when I was teaching Chael
@internetpolice11666 ай бұрын
As a police officer, I've learned eyewitness testimony can be helpful or garbage. In my personal life I've now got front and rear dashcams because it's hard to dispute video footage although people certainly try still. Unfortunately, I haven't found a dashcam in my car that records footage of the stuff I need, but automatically detonates when I'm in the wrong. Maybe I should patent the idea.
@clayton973306 ай бұрын
I once said Tito didn't tap. So, I've been wrong before, too.
@gcoffey2236 ай бұрын
Unless you were talking about the tine Tito fought Chael... and Tito tapped, then you woukd be right
@clayton973306 ай бұрын
@gcoffey223 yes, Tito definitely tapped
@hardnewstakenharder6 ай бұрын
I grew up (and live) 20 minutes away from West Linn. I wish you all truly understood how ritzy it is, and how funny that makes this story.
@gcoffey2236 ай бұрын
Well... Chael cleaned those streets up, and keeps em clean.
@8thaccount5356 ай бұрын
Ritzy? Chael once saw a guy litter. You don't understand the emotional impact that has on a kid.
@joshuachurchwell73236 ай бұрын
It is hard to admit when your wrong if your never wrong. The guy must have moved the sign just like the assistant changed her clothes and shoes!! You are Right Chael P, Always!!
@tatechasers23936 ай бұрын
when I'm wrong it means I'm learning
@LeonardTaylor7006 ай бұрын
Who dare titled this??? Chael is never wrong even when he’s right! 😡
@ImRic2426 ай бұрын
Yes but by saying hes was wrong he now is doubly right. as always
@champpayne836 ай бұрын
Nobody talks in circles and teaches you sociology better than The Bad Guy. That was pure brilliance on display. Chael should go to court and use The Chewbacca Defense... I think he'll win 😂
@johnfalcetta54316 ай бұрын
The guy 1000% moved the sign
@umustwantme6 ай бұрын
As a guy who has poured many curbs, The curb that runs along your neighborhood, where driveways meet the road, are also curbs, designed for drainage that you can drive right over.
@WynnterGreen6 ай бұрын
I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken.
@freedomissue78246 ай бұрын
They moved the sign on you. File a lawsuit I am an eye witness.
@Sinisterkid346 ай бұрын
Chael has such a sense of humor with his title of the video. Clearly he’s not wrong.
@aleksandarpetrovic97726 ай бұрын
Uncle Chael, the only thing wrong here are these cuts. Tell Partner Ryan the people want uninterrupted Chael.
@shane72246 ай бұрын
"I was WRONG!" - The Cop. Chael P Sonnen undefeated undisputed
@TheBorz06 ай бұрын
Police wrote the title
@sicotic28976 ай бұрын
I doubt Sting would bother
@CollinCreek6 ай бұрын
I drove by 2 days ago and even remembered to take a photo. It's sort of a curb I guess... more like a small lane divider😂
@DarkLight-Ascending6 ай бұрын
Chael... you are never wrong. Not even when u contradict yourself. Because you speak reality into existence. The most recent truth u speak is the most valid truth, until u speak another. I love u, Lil buddy! I turned it up to 12, like u taught me.... Now, u gotta deal w me!!! 😂😂😂
@JarrettGunter-n3z6 ай бұрын
Sign has to have been moved, no doubt about it
@ofcatarina6 ай бұрын
Next thing, this guy is gonna say he lost a round once. Never seen a man so humble.
@Jg_nation6 ай бұрын
This week on “uncle chaels story time, we rant on why eye witnesses suck” 😂
@CadenParrish6 ай бұрын
Your dad is looking down on you so proud of your accomplishments in my opinion you're one of my favorite UFC fighters ever
@MainCardMinute6 ай бұрын
I'll be back for my weekly West Linn PD update
@bubba_good6 ай бұрын
They definitely moved the sign. Ha
@danbuckwild6 ай бұрын
Bro as I was watching your insta short while being pulled over I got this notification 😂
@saltyp1236 ай бұрын
I wonder why you got pulled over?? put the phone down buckwild
@TheBucknative6 ай бұрын
Buckwildin
@Bottomfeederonfire6 ай бұрын
Wildbucko Dan!
@cardhanger1956 ай бұрын
@@Bottomfeederonfire😂
@johndenver70356 ай бұрын
This local cop must be so excited to be a part of a Chael bit
@DGillian64066 ай бұрын
“I’m never wrong. I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken!” ~ Chael P. Sonnen
@coolbreezetony7246 ай бұрын
Having fun giving you a hard time about the hotel. I’m a fan👊🏼 Thanks for your previous efforts and input to the sport. T
@johno301976 ай бұрын
When chael says he was wrong he categorically means he was right!!
@belalbelal46146 ай бұрын
I’m proud of you Chael.
@nickhobbs82886 ай бұрын
The sunglasses adjustment every 30 or 40 seconds is so baller.
@y2k13076 ай бұрын
Being true to self equals growth. Strive for it!
@SoundStream1016 ай бұрын
That's called the Mandela effect.
@akatzzki6 ай бұрын
These are my favorite type of chael videos
@wexwuthor17766 ай бұрын
Did she dry fire the gun or was it a blank?
@king.indigo36926 ай бұрын
Chael, just check the nut and washer on the stop sign. Should be old if it was there also id investigate to see if they filled in the hole. There is a possibility they used same materials which renders my first point invalid.
@Alberthoward3right9up6 ай бұрын
Only chael can get away with saying before words there were stories. 😂😂. I salute you about the sign being moved. I lost my sh1t
@danceswithsquirrels16 ай бұрын
90 degree curb is blockage 30-45 degree is assistance. Haha
@codycardin6 ай бұрын
I saw the sign And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign No one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong But where do you belong? under the pale moon, for so many years I've wondered who you are How could a person like you bring me joy? Under the pale moon, where I see a lot of stars Ooh-ooh-ooh
@syguzman57396 ай бұрын
7:01 "What a fool I sound like." I know this feeling 😂 About 4 years ago, I went to Galena, Illinois and mistook it for Geneva, Illinois. I walked into the post office and asked the postal worker, "Where am I? This isn't Galena! I've been to Galena!" I imagine she thought I escaped from the mental asylum 🤣
@MarvinMcMartin6 ай бұрын
I think they moved that sign too. They've done this stuff a lot.
@CorneliusHolden6 ай бұрын
Do you have a dashcam? check it and see if they moved it.
@25Soupy6 ай бұрын
"It's what you think you know that just ain't so'.
@chrisnorton31236 ай бұрын
I’ve started watching Chael’s videos at 1.5x speed to get to the point faster and keep my day moving.
@prettyrickyfromva6 ай бұрын
That ending was gold!
@richeneflowease36226 ай бұрын
There is strength is awareness.. reality is that awareness created all reality and all reality essentially is derived from awareness (conscioisness)thus its the only truth and truth is strength itself...because to awaken to the truth that the only real thing is consciousness brings you to know who you truly are.. knowing who u are is where our true strength comes from
@roycagle50476 ай бұрын
Real men take accountability for their actions. I expect nothing less from Chael Sonnen. Great role model .
@MistaStix776 ай бұрын
He doesn't even mention Garry????
@kennethjohnston97366 ай бұрын
Chael, I appreciate the fact that you can admit to being wrong. Makes you almost defeatable.... almost! 🤣
@G.M.19446 ай бұрын
Admitting you’re wrong is always wrong, without exception.
@jaypjp236 ай бұрын
They moved the sign. They didn't wanna see Attorney At Law Chael P.
@jimdavis58226 ай бұрын
How could any law enforcement find fault with the largest arms in West Linn, Oregon?
@jamesparker18306 ай бұрын
Thank god for this lesson, my eyes once tricked me into thinking I saw Chael tap
@jackderaway6 ай бұрын
Guy definitely moved the sign. I saw him do it and am willing to testify to that fact.
@karlarden62606 ай бұрын
Herb Dean fault.
@nedeninja420f86 ай бұрын
The west linn city workers must listen to the podcast . Then went and move the sign under the stop sign where chael said it should've been placed . 👏 bravo west linn city workers
@joeltheraftguide6 ай бұрын
I had a parking violation, I took pictures and wrote an email to complain. They told me there was a sign. The next day a new sign was posted, so I took another photo. There was no sign, they moved the sign over night. So I get what you’re saying.
@JHobartMusic726 ай бұрын
I refuse to believe that title. A legend who is undefeated, undisputed, no way they are wrong. Never.
@alexanderikaika51256 ай бұрын
Make no mistake about it, Mr Dary attended Chael’s class-that’s not wrong!
@Bouldergoat6 ай бұрын
He definitely moved the sign. I saw it
@markfrank33076 ай бұрын
I dont believe Cheal was wrong. I cant believe it.
@dhalsim-16 ай бұрын
It's ok, it's just a dream
@1985BELKO6 ай бұрын
We are used to that
@Outdoorpizzaoven6 ай бұрын
If Chael calls it a slopped ramp than it's a slopped ramp. Case closed, not guilty and an apology is in order
@Ivoryenperor96 ай бұрын
I think this is what we call a paradox. Chael is never wrong, but is he wrong about being wrong? Well done Chael. 👏 👏
@luvlessdavirus50096 ай бұрын
Chael is such a great storyteller that I listened to this entire post, not knowing what he was talking about. I didn't see the previous post he spoke of. It's weird to hear him say he was wrong, or did he? Was what I just watched my version of what he said, or did he actually admit that he was wrong? I might be a bad eyewitness
@lityerambidextrous36686 ай бұрын
Okay great, but how does Kevin Lee fit into all of this
@Brad-cb5sy6 ай бұрын
Chael please call out that Wes dude from that prison talk channel. He was on stage with fresh and fit recently bullying people who weren’t buff and million airs. Show him who the real gangster is. Will be your best content I promise
@luis5s6 ай бұрын
Uncle Chael is never wrong, he just wasn't right
@Andy246.6 ай бұрын
Curb it, uncle Chael. 😂😂
@Lemonspledge6 ай бұрын
Guy definitely moved the sign. I will die on this hill.
@vinny24596 ай бұрын
Yeah he moved the sign
@Greg0428696 ай бұрын
He's right.
@stephenbrewins36896 ай бұрын
Now that’s 8mins I’ll never get back!
@8thaccount5356 ай бұрын
You weren't going to do anything better with those 8 minutes anyway.
@stephenbrewins36896 ай бұрын
@@8thaccount535 how do you know? I could of made love to the gf 8 times at least!!!
@zackerymeltonturdle56486 ай бұрын
Id say the title is wrong, but that would mean Chael lied. HOWEVER, Chael can tell no lie, even when he does, it automatically becomes the truth. And because chael cant be wrong, but also cant lie... This is a paradox.
@claycracknell52376 ай бұрын
The walking signs of westlinn
@alanmanrick55936 ай бұрын
Damn you, Chael
@ericboehmer1476 ай бұрын
You are a national treasure Chael.
@Tim_the_Enchanter6 ай бұрын
I was not wruh ... I was not wroo ... I was not ... that thing you said!
@manchuriancandidatethe3rd1016 ай бұрын
If only enough witnesses in court believe Chael versus their lying eyes… the world would experience true justice
@robertevans52056 ай бұрын
That Sign absolutely Sucks
@Timkast6 ай бұрын
An eyewitness is THE BEST AVAILABLE WITNESS. That doesn’t mean their witness can’t be flawed. Settle down Uncle Chael. ❤
@bendlor6 ай бұрын
Chael man its time to switch things up a little i feel, with the views not doing terribly well, maybe incorporate interviews (online and in person) into these vids? Either that or 180 your way into more podcast style content, either with a co host so you can incorporate the same style topics you usually make vids about, or with a guest. Ie. A half hour/1hour podcast a day that you can then chop up into seperate topics and upload each as a vid of its own. Game changer
@donaldnewell48686 ай бұрын
Even given all of Chael’s beliefs being accurate, the sign was where he believed, no curb, he still gets a legit ticket. The policeman doesn’t need to see the sign, just to know it’s there is enough. The turn indication can be detached and in front of the stop sign, and the curb is an irrelevant detail the cop happened to mention. But it’s still good Chael can admit to being wrong. But he was already very wrong.
@waltervillalba10006 ай бұрын
WHAAAAAAAT!!! YOU ARE NEVER WRONG!!!
@bdegrds6 ай бұрын
Guy definitely moved the sign
@I_Am_The_Real_Steve_Keating.6 ай бұрын
Obviously the sign was moved.
@GRACEVENTURES6 ай бұрын
Chael how bummed were you to see Devon loose to levan?