I watched the WORST British movie of all time

[@MrRatrox]

that video is awesome, I love this new ReubenGV era, the more funny editing, the including of a lot of jokes, really appreciate it :))))

[@caeserromero3013]

£602 box office takings at least covered Dyers fee 😂

[@Foxy02016]

How dare you not include Bernard Cribbins when talking about the cameos in the beginning! Our beloved Wilfred Mott!

[@reubengvTV]

He's as famous as the cameos get to be fair 😭

[@CashelOConnolly]

He was never a great actor

[@Foxy02016]

@@reubengvTV so true. He did great as little bits and cameos, just a sprinkling of Cribbins

[@jadeskywalker06]

Wilf 😢

[@MissSallyB1]

and thus the one rule of cinema stays true: the British are funny. sex is funny. comedies are funny. but no British sex comedies are funny.

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

We basically suck at sex scenes generally. I don't know if it has to do with societal repression or what, but 99% of sex scenes in British movies are off-putting AF, and about as erotic as a dead fish. Of course, sometimes that's actually a good thing; for example, the sex scene in Get Carter really adds to the overall nasty sleaziness that defines the movie (whether intentionally or not, idk). Same goes with Mike Leigh's Naked. But when the film isn't meant to be deliberately sleazy and gritty then it becomes a problem, because like I said I don't know what it is but British films just can't seem to make sex, well, sexy. Having said that, Carry On Camping (which doesn't contain any explicit sex scenes but is still very much a British sex comedy) is an absolute classic and I will die on that hill.

[@MyHandleIsAplaceholder]

0:13 I looked it up and the first sentence on Wikipedia claimed it was an "erotic movie from 2020"

[@richardyoung6286]

It blows my mind that Danny Dyer has performed in a scene with Judi Dench.

[@rinoz47]

This is got to be one of those films that studios make to lose money on purpose for tax reasons and to make sure these old actors get their union/guild benefits.

[@Valveus]

Given the reputation and success of the stage play, I would imagine that many of the actors would have jumped at the chance to be in it. There's no way that they would have known how bad it would be

[@OwainCynanRoberts]

I’m convinced that most of the budget for this went to affording all the cameos.

[@humphreyjohnstone6783]

I just realised something. One of the police officers is Derek Griffiths! One of the best children's presenters and narrators from the 70s and 80s. He was in "Play School", "Play Away", etc. "Through one of the windows today, you can see me being forced into making a terrible film at gunpoint. You can see it through.... the square window!"

[@royalroach357]

this is actually such a good video! cant wait for your review and analysis of fred 3: camp fred next

[@GaxMiu]

thanks for making the sacrifice to watch the movie u_u RIP in peace ReubenGV's eyes (?)

[@AJARyan-yn2uv]

Run for your Wife came from space? I thought it came from Hell.

[@bounceysteve]

shoutout to the geogaddi wallpaper

[@reubengvTV]

🍊

[@chejuanse]

I really like this channel, Keep doing this kind of videos

[@grahambuckerfield4640]

‘Nah, I’ll just watch Peep Show instead’ is something I plan to do right now…. Dreck like this film makes you appreciate quality all the more.

[@reubengvTV]

Chance would be a fine thing.

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

@@reubengvTV Mmm, saying that too often now

[@gaz9411]

@@reubengvTV A fine thing indeed

[@oliboom11672]

"Hi I'm a sausage roll😊" Reuben's stomach 2024 Definitely worth the subscribe😂

[@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744]

Trust me this is not the worst. Fat Slags is also a british movie and worse than this.

[@johnb2127]

Icl Ray Cooney looks like the nicest guy ever. The kinda guy who, if you were trying to buy something in a shop and your card declined, would pay for it for you. And then, when your leaving, you see him putting all his stuff back because he can’t afford it anymore, and you tell him how sorry you are and he says “Oh don’t worry about me. I’ve lived my life already. Now I’m just waiting to see my wife again” and it breaks your fuckin heart. This is based on that one time I went to a shop and my card declined please don’t ask me about it I don’t wanna cry again.

[@count69]

Christopher Biggins and Lionel Blair as day-glo serial killers is the movie we all want to see!

[@thebigbadbear5236]

So far, my favorite video of yours ! Brilliant work my man, keep it up :)

[@caeserromero3013]

This film created a whole new genre: Non-Com 😂

[@caeserromero3013]

All those poor people, whose last film appearance was in the worst film ever made...

[@Ironvaliant_]

Watching the clips of this film makes me ashamed to be a theatre actor at uni

[@TheIkaraCult]

You can just tell this was adapted from a stage play farce, if we went to see the original in the theatre it'd probably be a good old laugh for an evening but that sort of thing basically never works when they try and make it into a film. Interesting to see that Fawlty Towers has actually done the opposite and is now doing a stage play of the TV series, which emphasises the brilliance of the material there.

[@JamesMMcCann]

I think slapstick, rude comedies can work, they just have to be clever and have correct casting. And not reply on out-dated jokes (that are painfully obvious or dependent on archaic stereotypes).

[@JacknVictor]

Considering the setting for the new GTA 6, I'm hoping Danny will be reprising his role from Vice City.

[@kleptrep94]

Remember when the most offensive thing about Rolf Harris is when he said a bad word about aboriginal people in “Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport” then it turned out he was a nonce? Also Neil Morrissey was in the worst thing that my parents have ever seen, Channel 5’s Love Rat a TV Show that asks the question “yo why are all European blokes super stinky?”

[@johnnybravo9096]

It's funny coz it's true lol

[@pdrg]

Slapsticky West End shows - Mischief Theatre Company show that they can be really fun without being tawdry. The Play That Goes Wrong and others from their catalogue are genuinely a good night out.

[@reubengvTV]

Oh yeah, 100%. The Goes Wrong Show is one of my favourite Britcoms ever

[@RacingAtHome]

A bigamy film featuring Neil Morrissey? Having watched Waterloo Road, I've seen this before. If I had a nickel of media involving Neil Morrissey and bigamy, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@juliarose4397]

Mark Kermode's review of this and Dyer's other cinematic mantelpiece 'Pimp' ("You're not just a berk, you're a miscast berk") are a thousand times funnier than whatever this shit was aiming for.

[@ninjabiscuit1095]

Having read some of Ray Cooney's plays, as he's mostly a theatre writer, I think his style works on stage with certain audiences, but definitely wouldnt translate to film at all.

[@GaxMiu]

ohhhhh i love bad movie reviews, lol... you keep making content i like... this was one of the best subscriptions ever

[@GaxMiu]

and this comment was before watching 6:30 sudenly we are somewhere else, LOL that made me laugh

[@Groenbutterfly]

Omg so excited to see this!

[@davidmoore5925]

That's tonights viewing sorted then.

[@blolcks]

classic david

[@heeeeeresrossy]

Pretty sure 2:24 is the same street set used for the Alan Partridge comic relief sketch. Quite possibly for David Brent’s equality street music video too 😂 Brilliant video though. Made me chuckle 🤭 Subbed! 👍

[@reubengvTV]

I genuinely thought the former too, but I double checked and they don't match sadly

[@captainghost7044]

Another day, another win for reubengv

[@Channeleven2345789]

Worst British movie huh? Guess this means I can say Fat Slags isn’t that bad and I’d have a case for it.

[@kilgoretrout413]

Danny Dyer has performed Harold Pinter plays on the west end stage and done very well. He’s capable of fine performances when he can be arsed

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

I will never understand Danny Dyer; I see him in one film and he's dreadful, then I see him in another and he's actually really good and versatile. Same goes for his media appearances as himself, one minute he comes across as a complete wannabe hardman twat, and the next he comes across as really self-aware and personable. Man's a walking contradiction...

[@drexlspivey5828]

Mark Kermode rips Dyer at every opportunity and slates his acting constantly, but he said he saw him in a West End play and said "But I have to say, Dyer WAS very good in it" Maybe theatre is where his talent is

[@chickenpie7836]

I kinda wanna watch it to see if I can find Noel Edmunds as a shopkeeper 🤣

[@HammerLex77]

2:52 Correct me if I’m wrong but is that not the set from the Ricky Gervais song ‘Equality Street’??

[@graemewilson7975]

That looks fantastic and pride of British movies...good to see we still churn out shite as well as the yanks

[@DanJackson1977]

"Bad movies" can be amazing... stuff like The Room or Garbage Pail Kids The Movie. Theres a camp value to them that makes them fun. But "bad comedies"... theres no redeeming them. It's like watching slow motion footage of a bus plowing into a crowd. It's just excruciating to watch.

[@MyHandleIsAplaceholder]

1:42 I didn't expect your face reveal to be so soon

[@reubengvTV]

My face has been in my profile picture for over a year bro

[@cerburrows9380]

This video has an extreme search for the worst by IHE vibes

[@barrywhitesavedmylife7957]

It's rubbish but nowhere near as bad as Sex Lives of the Potato Men. Now that's a BAD film.

[@Nekolaws]

I love you ReubenGV

[@TheLarBear94]

Air fryers are they worth it sounds like a romp.

[@archive6094]

OK, now you gotta watch Sex Lives of the Potato Men. It legitimately made me feel ill.

[@dc9662]

Now, that's a title!

[@JacknVictor]

That is an amazing movie. It's intentionally disgusting, not like this movie.

[@haitch2676]

Mate! I’ve just commented that! Johnny Vegas and that fella off the Office should be ashamed

[@indigohammer5732]

It’s not “Sex Lives of The Potato Men”. That is .......something

[@GaxMiu]

LOL those extras admiring whats going on

[@Starkweather133]

Football Factory is still a quality film. I’ll fight anyone that says otherwise, you mugs

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

It's definitely one of Nick Love's better efforts. I'd argue The Business and Goodbye Charlie Bright are slightly superior films, but other than those then yeah, it's probably his best work to date (other than the Outlaw DVD commentary with him and Danny Dyer, of course, which is the greatest piece of audio ever recorded since The Troggs' Tapes).

[@Starkweather133]

@@oliverholmes-gunning5372 I agree, Charlie Bright is a genuinely really good film. But there’s something special about Football Factory, including some of the greatest movie dialogue ever committed to screen. I thought I was the only Nick Love connoisseur around lol

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

@@Starkweather133 "Problem was he'd taken so many beatings on the terraces that he weren't scared of anyone. And the correct medical term for that is "a total fucking psycho"" 😂

[@Starkweather133]

@@oliverholmes-gunning5372 don’t get lemon and jog on have been in my lexicon since seeing that film. Billy Bright is one of my favourite movie characters. Can’t wait for the inevitably terrible sequel they’re filming!

[@oliverholmes-gunning5372]

@@Starkweather133 no fucking way, they're actually doing that?! EDIT: yep, just looked it up. Well, that's depressing... at least it's a sequel with the original cast and crew rather than a remake, therefore there's a small chance it might be decent🤷‍♂

[@gabrielcoventry4586]

Honestly impressed it made £602. I guessed 12

[@pass9786]

0:00 bro is not boards of canada

[@CheeseBrie]

had to stop my 3h goon sesh to watch this

[@Valveus]

Biggins gets everywhere

[@guy8029]

I’m British and had no idea this film even existed 😂 glad I missed it though!

[@mrfenandes]

Best cameo in this was geogaddi...

[@aze4308]

excuse me, murder the entire cast? what

[@reubengvTV]

You don't want to know.

[@emilydeans9222]

If you enjoy bad movies and wanna see an American bad masterpiece I recommend Tommy Wiseu’s The Room

[@paultapner2769]

In answer to your opening question: Neil Breen's Twisted Pair. As a bad movie fan I thought I have to do one of his. There will not be a second. Although as terrible a film as it is, I've never seen a movie which gets it so right as to what it's like to be a twin. Speaking as one myself. Not that I care about representation.

[@Broslo-zk1cu]

The music was really quiet :(

[@vercoda9997]

Mrs Brown's Boys isn't British, it's Irish. Unfortunately.

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

When watching a British film that sucks what of these 3 whiskeys you drink scotch bourbon or Irish

[@NostalgiNorden]

It is so strange that this is so hated becuse the play is really really good. Probably my favourite Ray Cooney farce.

[@tomsenior7405]

The worst Film I have seen is "Robin Hood Junior" (1975). Keith Chegwin was in the title role. I was working as a cinema usher during the Saturday Morning Children's' screenings. Danny Dyer is Hamlet compared to Chegwin.

[@CodfishsIdeaOutlet]

when are we getting a video on the Venezuelan Financial Crisis

[@bouncingbluesoul5270]

Wrong channel

[@stanfrancisco8505]

You want a bad Danny Dyer film, try Outlaw. A revenge w@nkfest for the perpetually downtrodden so relentlessly miserable it makes Harry Brown look like an Ealing Comedy.

[@blolcks]

when is the video on the rise and fall of the ottoman empire

[@reubengvTV]

Tomorrow.

[@leecroft1983]

Ghostbusters 2016. Yes, i know there are technically worse movies but for me nothing comes close to Ghostbusters 2016.

[@ricardolorrio8228]

another thing.. for a film made in London, in 2012... the cast is all white.... which London was it made in?

[@Memoquin]

So much of this is glossed over, but seems like that’s how it’s presented. Lionel Blair and Christopher Biggins brutally kill the cast. Why?

[@Mancheguache]

What's the definition of bigamy - having one wife too many. What's the definition of marriage? The same thing! (tbf one can change 'wife' to 'husband').

[@dannytooley7530]

Watch I this video so many times who else has never watching movie but this video is so funny

[@brianbrian1769]

Did you say riotuse? Who said that? I read riotous. 2 minutes in and I'm out.

[@jamesjimbob71]

can i call you fanny, that was funny

[@Arctic-void-z7f]

As fan of Danny dryer i’m sorry to say I completely agree with you this film is absolute drape

[@nigelbenn4642]

I've watched this it's alright, not the best but not the worst. the constant gardener and ANY bond film with Daniel Craig in it.

[@tomshaw4186]

I love mark kermode

[@yourfriendmollyy]

Memeulous in the first 7 seconds Nice

[@jackuw]

tw4t

[@AdahnFlorence]

This is BS, this isn't the Miss Brown's Boys vudeo I've been waiting for, absolute clickbait.

[@k.aliazad4388]

Thank Goodness your review is hilariously funny; well worth the £603 squid I think it's worth 😜☝🏻

[@WhaleManMan]

Another shame for the Bri ish Empire.

[@birdoven5754]

*Empoire

[@thomsboys77]

@@birdoven5754huh?

[@Moccason]

£602 HJDHCGJJRHGACFS LMAOOO

[@conorhamersleyspage8173]

Is this right... or is this wrong

[@brokie687]

nice video👍

[@godlaydying]

A rare interview with the playwright: kzbin.info/www/bejne/q2jPqIyGpJikjtU

[@reubengvTV]

MITCHELL AND WEBB MENTIONED!!

[@haitch2676]

Have you seen Sex Lives of the Potato Men? Have you??? I would say you haven’t seen terrible until you’ve seen a fish paste and jam sandwich. If you’ve seen it, you have my sympathy

[@slayerdeth0705]

A Pom with a back yard?

[@blolcks]

emoji movie

[@Vishkaonfire87]

Yeah I only watch these types of video's when it's memulous or big will does it this is rather boring tbh

[@Moerdertaube0815]

Danke

[@RlyehRamon]

My uncle was second unit director on this piece of absolute shit.

[@ImakHunt69]

Shhhh😉

[@ricardolorrio8228]

what about Sex Lives of the Potato Men? .... but yeah... this is a bad movie ... very bad movie...

[@joyjoJ4ever]

It’s good film

[@tomboz777]

Sex Lives of the Potato Men. That is all.

[@haitch2676]

Agreed, it’s the best worst movie ever

[@Silly-rt8mt]

Skibidi toilet

[@DaniellaGuillano-bt8lf]

Why is all the British KZbinrs posh private school kids. Is that's because usually the working class northerners have to work full time to keep the country running while all you just live off your parents??

[@reubengvTV]

I'm 17 bro

[@Bromley68]

That's an interesting point you've made there. Or is it? Actually, it isn't. But thanks for the comment

[@DaniellaGuillano-bt8lf]

@@reubengvTV get a job then

[@patrickrowles5747]

@@reubengvTV Just watched this one and the Lesbian Vampire Killers one back-to-back, and can't remember the last time a YT-er made me laugh out loud as much as these did! I'm about to binge-watch the rest of your output. If you really are only 17 (and you don't sound anything like a 'posh private school kid' to me) then you've got a very bright future ahead. What am I saying, you've got a bright future ahead even if you're older than 17!