Do you know why a chicken coop only has 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan 😃
@Mrsjam962 ай бұрын
😂
@reginaperrygin74912 ай бұрын
Good One 😂
@reginaperrygin74912 ай бұрын
Good Blessings Fixin Family ❤🙏💥💰🤑
@Genothomas5462 ай бұрын
🤦
@YaWantTaters2 ай бұрын
@Pammy661 When you type or write that joke, you're supposed to use the word "coop" because that's the word that means "chicken house". The word you used, "coup" means "a notable or successful stroke or move"... doesn't make sense in this joke. Smart people knew you were talking about a car joke too early, anyway, because you didn't leave lines between the setup and the punchline. Do that - with some hyphens or periods on each line between the two lines - to make people have to click on "Read more" so they cannot possibly see the punchline until AFTER they can see the first part of the joke. You're welcome. Also, I told that joke in youtube weeks ago. 🤦♂😑
@michaelcoloradogambler11712 ай бұрын
You touched on what I was thinking while you were playing the 200X ticket, Matt. Even here in Colorado, a 100X or 200X multiplier is difficult to get but not impossible, as when you do get one, there's likely to be just a $1 or $2 prize under it. In my plays here, I've gotten one 100X (with a $1) and one 200X (with a $2). So they're out there... might just have to go on a safari to find them though. 😉
@sheliapea13872 ай бұрын
Fake multiplyers are painful. Our $20 loteria wins min $20 but may be 2 ($10) spots. Other than that Texas that l know of scratchers hit the denominator of the ticket or higher.
@FixinToScratch2 ай бұрын
lol I hope TX stays away from fake multipliers.
@ThatGirlNoOneKnows2 ай бұрын
Haven't watched in a few days due to hurricane no power. til Friday!!! Gave in and got an Airbnb. Happy to be back!!
@FixinToScratch2 ай бұрын
so glad you're here! :)
@rosemaryteddy85912 ай бұрын
You could call the 🦇 Dracula
@shirl15152 ай бұрын
Enjoy watching ❤
@bluesky111872 ай бұрын
Here for Marmy fixin rooster’s sound off is everything I love you Marmy ❤😂🎉
@Josh-st9gt2 ай бұрын
Good luck Matt and Ms fixin
@tarras32922 ай бұрын
Good morning to Everyone and congrats on your winning tickets 🎉🎉
@kevanbelcher39432 ай бұрын
On the Texans ticket you should try buying a full pack and who knows you may hit the goal post
@lisasanchez70572 ай бұрын
Good Monday morning. Good luck 🤞. Have a wonderful day
@spicyxsoup2 ай бұрын
Yeah its hard to win and even harder to break even. I found a goalpost ticket once and it was a $50 win.
@kensilas70182 ай бұрын
Good morning everyone
@acousticshadow40322 ай бұрын
Go get 'em, Matt & Marmy!!! 🤠🐓
@marielambert76182 ай бұрын
Good morning everyone ❤
@Playing4fun22 ай бұрын
Nice wins hope you have a wonderful day enjoy watching take care bye 👋
@dwydg2 ай бұрын
Hey my friend, I guess Adam West is ok, but this new generation has no idea who he is, but mr bat was fine with me, but if the bat symbol helps u win, guess its nickname becomes irrelevant, " Holy outlier Batman!!😊
@belantww2 ай бұрын
Adam West worked for many years in Family Guy as Mayor Adam West. While many younger kids might not know who he is, they’re probably not in the target demographic for Matt’s videos anyway.
@KimMullins-bz7et2 ай бұрын
Good morning Matt and Mrs Fixin marmy and bunbuns. Great session today. Hope you win big. Hello from Virginia. Have a wonderful and blessed day.
@caroleroseburgh13442 ай бұрын
Good Morning and Good Luck today Matt 🙋🏽.
@terryholcomb59722 ай бұрын
Texan tickets should be named the five buck ticket.
@davidoylear74722 ай бұрын
Good morning everyone. Matt maybe you could call the bat “Batman”? 😮🧛🤷♂️🦇
@FixinToScratch2 ай бұрын
good idea :)
@Mrsjam962 ай бұрын
Looks like the 🍀 🚂 had to stop for repairs. She will be back in the track tomorrow. 🌞 🐇🐓🚂🍀💰💖
@FixinToScratch2 ай бұрын
just wait until tomorrow!
@jenniffer90342 ай бұрын
Good morning Fixin Family Marmalade Bun Bun Watson and Myrtle 🐓🐇🐈🐢 Those footballs sure did turn up for you today! I saw the $500 football short pop up on you tube yesterday! Yes I watched it lol Have a blessed and lucky day. 🍀🤞👱♂️🐓🐇🐈🐢🤞🍀
@FixinToScratch2 ай бұрын
thanks! :)
@alishiahardman84122 ай бұрын
Hello Fixen Family bigger wins tomorrow be safe God bless!
@andrewniklas84472 ай бұрын
Just call the bat Bruce!!
@glendaroy11712 ай бұрын
Good morning ❤
@tammycruz81892 ай бұрын
Good morning Mr Fixin n Marmy n Good Luck
@marybrumleve69182 ай бұрын
Briuce the bat is cool. Why? “Bruce” is Batman’s cover. So no matter if you call him Adam or Bruce-it’s good!
@sabrinecooper78712 ай бұрын
Good morning Good luck have fun ❤❤❤❤
@FixinToScratch2 ай бұрын
thanks! :)
@robertorn25442 ай бұрын
❤ 🦇Made my Laugh Today 😆Thanks 😂
@FixinToScratch2 ай бұрын
glad you liked it :)
@kevanbelcher39432 ай бұрын
Adam west played in the 1960's original batman movie
@Chasingmaxprizes94722 ай бұрын
Great video as always thumbs up
@spursjohn2 ай бұрын
Not Christmas everyday ❤
@ronbryant99342 ай бұрын
I've had some really good luck with that $20 7s ticket I've hit $200 3 times on it
@KimMullins-bz7et2 ай бұрын
I agree name him "Batman."
@rickyporter12652 ай бұрын
I HAD A PAIR OF BOOTS MADE FROM RATTLESNAKE,IT EVEN CAME WITH THE RATTLEER! LOL
@Mrsjam962 ай бұрын
My husband has rattlesnake boots too
@FixinToScratch2 ай бұрын
lol
@JosephSchwab-j4k2 ай бұрын
In ny the 200x costs 30 dollar's
@glennharless13992 ай бұрын
Hello My FIXIN Family !!
@JohnnyCollins-cv4gx2 ай бұрын
Hey from ALABAMA This morning 😸😺💮 Dr. say no more ☕ coffee ✳️😕
@YaWantTaters2 ай бұрын
Maybe you could still drink decaf... or is it the alkaloids that are giving you problems? Maybe you could try decaf tea with some honey in it. Also give Opal and Weezie some pets for us! 🐱😺 🫖🍵
@FixinToScratch2 ай бұрын
oh no :(
@Kdm51502 ай бұрын
Cowboy could be James West? Jim West
@MelodyTallmage-t5t2 ай бұрын
Let's get to chicken scratching good luck
@kevinkern46612 ай бұрын
Good morning Can you believe whoever won the 1.1 billion jackpot six months ago still hasn’t come forward? In six months the state gets that New Jersey
@jenniffer90342 ай бұрын
They are getting their Financials and lawyers in order
@kevinkern46612 ай бұрын
@@jenniffer9034 But for 6 months?
@jenniffer90342 ай бұрын
@@kevinkern4661 yes it takes awhile
@Justin-o1r2 ай бұрын
Getting ready to go into hiding right after they claim.
@carlosgamez95212 ай бұрын
Moooo rise 🎉😂
@carlosgamez95212 ай бұрын
Give Marmy a peanut 🥜 😂
@Loganclay-eo1plАй бұрын
I just got a $35 winner from a lady jumbo bucks last 13 days ago at Walmart neighborhood market
@KarenDobbs-t8t2 ай бұрын
monthly re-cap...Marmie crowed 15 times this month.. 7425.00 spent on 538 tickets... 2878.00 lost and 2063 in profit sessions.
@cathyevans16722 ай бұрын
Happy Monday! I have a question about the Lucky 7's scratch game. The "777" is for Triple the prize however there are only 2 prizes with a multiple of 3: Three 10's = $30 and Three 1000's = $3000. UNLESS there are combinations with 3 of one denomination PLUS another win to equal another prize amount. Do you know if there are winning combinations of 3 "777's" and another prize? The reason I am asking is that Arkansas has a $10 scratch game that has the "777" possibility. However there is only 1 prize that is a multiple of 3; it is for $300. Just seems like that would mess with the odds? Oh well, I will keep playing 4 $10 cards when I can and hoping to win big one of these days ! I watch and enjoy your videos every day! Cathy from Arkansas
@FixinToScratch2 ай бұрын
Most likely it will have another match or matches, e.g. 777 $20 for $60 plus two other $20 matches for a $100, etc.
@dsparks1492 ай бұрын
❤❤❤
@dixiebrick2 ай бұрын
I hear cowboy wanna change his name cuz of his association with the team
@Bhall9582 ай бұрын
Hey fixin, the Texans tickets seem like they suck just like the New England patriots $5 tickets we have here in Rhode Island and btw our patriots tickets have 4 bonus spots too
@YaWantTaters2 ай бұрын
Thousandth Like! Oh, I didn't win anything did I. Wait yes I did. I bought no lotto tickets today muuuahahahah! 🏆 for me!
@FixinToScratch2 ай бұрын
lol
@SomniferousAlmondEyes2 ай бұрын
I'm still confused on what a soccer ball has to do with horses, cowboys, windmills, and armadillos.
@FixinToScratch2 ай бұрын
me too. lol
@anneo37542 ай бұрын
Ouch! 😳 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀 💥🐓🐈🐇🦎🐇💥
@marybrumleve69182 ай бұрын
You know, I believe people don’t have the money anymore and so lottery tickets are setting. I would love to think people are being disgusted by the poor win/ loss ratio, but it’s a (?). Customers used to win more.
@danielle70352 ай бұрын
I had monster energy drink with me while watching
@Justin-o1r2 ай бұрын
Whenever I buy a ticket, I only leave the wins behind.