I WILL Put You On The Floor Mate 🚫🛥️🛸😡❌

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DJE MEDIA

DJE MEDIA

Күн бұрын

Another visit to Sunseeker this time the Portland branch - Coode Way, Portland DT5 1BL where security are first of all quite aggressive with the vibe but then calms down and jokes around about things hes done.
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@andrewsmith532
@andrewsmith532 3 ай бұрын
Security Guard “I put him in a sleeper and stopped just before I killed him” what a whopper 😂😂😂
@Darren-ff4oc
@Darren-ff4oc 3 ай бұрын
A real life "Walter Mitty" 🐂💩😂
@juanrodrigues2258
@juanrodrigues2258 3 ай бұрын
🤥🤥🤥
@IsobelIsobel123
@IsobelIsobel123 3 ай бұрын
Jeez, I don't think many insurance companies would be happy with him on a site they covered 😂😂
@LesterCrest.I
@LesterCrest.I 3 ай бұрын
Opened the comments soon as i heard that.
@chucky2316
@chucky2316 3 ай бұрын
I ate 4 whoppers and 2 big macs and ate a packet of 6 morrisons doughnuts and what what and what then I had a nasty 💩 2 days later
@surgevincent4738
@surgevincent4738 3 ай бұрын
Sounds like the sort of thing Gareth from the office would say
@Benji66820
@Benji66820 3 ай бұрын
I think there’s been a drone up there.
@ikonuk
@ikonuk 3 ай бұрын
@@Benji66820 brilliant 👏👏👏
@markderv
@markderv 3 ай бұрын
.....sounded like him too.....
@adiohead
@adiohead 3 ай бұрын
🤣
@Davidculshaw70
@Davidculshaw70 3 ай бұрын
Trained in the SAS
@whatevermakesyouhappy5932
@whatevermakesyouhappy5932 3 ай бұрын
Bet he’s got numerous Steven Seagal VHS tapes.
@peterfitzpatrick7032
@peterfitzpatrick7032 3 ай бұрын
.... and a gerbil 😏
@jamaicanjock6305
@jamaicanjock6305 3 ай бұрын
Hilarious 😆 belter
@chrischatfield8550
@chrischatfield8550 3 ай бұрын
steven seagull yaYYYYYYYY🤣😂🙂
@danielbisok8603
@danielbisok8603 3 ай бұрын
VHS lmao.
@GRAMDAVNO1
@GRAMDAVNO1 3 ай бұрын
BS tapes more like 😂
@davidbarton5974
@davidbarton5974 3 ай бұрын
Security Guard appears to have learning difficulties!
@pinkypunky2643
@pinkypunky2643 3 ай бұрын
So does your mother and your kids!
@1701-TP
@1701-TP 3 ай бұрын
Does he? Comes across pretty well to me apart from the “I’ll floor you” bit.
@WeAreThePeople1690
@WeAreThePeople1690 3 ай бұрын
Couldn't put a toddler on the floor, what a wet wipe! Just admitted to commiting attempted murder on someone intoxicated through drink and or drugs too! Not very bright this one!
@Marius_vanderLubbe
@Marius_vanderLubbe 3 ай бұрын
He nearly put me in a sleeper just listening to him.
@CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits
@CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits 3 ай бұрын
Haha
@stephenhoran7597
@stephenhoran7597 3 ай бұрын
Watch what your saying he's a frightening man
@ashwayn
@ashwayn Ай бұрын
That's a truth get the whisky and 2 glasses yes you and me
@H4WK6969
@H4WK6969 3 ай бұрын
Security isnt the brightest of bulbs
@ef7480
@ef7480 3 ай бұрын
'lamps'... (sparky talk)😆
@supermotohead119
@supermotohead119 3 ай бұрын
That security guard, bit of a bullshitter tbh. The only thing he could put to sleep is a glass eye.
@markm3436
@markm3436 3 ай бұрын
Don't know about putting people to sleep, he could probably bore you to death,
@factcheckersbranch
@factcheckersbranch 3 ай бұрын
Lies bloody lies my friend, I've seen him put a garden spider strumming and weaving it's web compulsivey, to sleep, with arachnid hypnosis spider therapy. 🕸️🕸️💤💤🕷️🕷️
@paulc2007
@paulc2007 3 ай бұрын
So he admits to nearly killing a guy then just throwing out onto the pavement and that’s not excessive?
@tecnogof
@tecnogof 3 ай бұрын
Proud of himself putting a drunk guy, high on drugs in a sleeper. Methinks trying the same with someone that's not impaired would be a whole other challenge.
@factcheckersbranch
@factcheckersbranch 3 ай бұрын
"Me Thinks" hey brother, are you a time traveller from the 18th century? As am I. I landed in this century many many moons ago betwix 2012 and Christmas last.
@magnetmountain33
@magnetmountain33 2 ай бұрын
Dangerous madman who would probably eviscerate you if this was dungeons and dragons😂
@ashwayn
@ashwayn Ай бұрын
Yes then he howl PO LICE PO LICE
@grahammarsh9970
@grahammarsh9970 3 ай бұрын
Billy bullshit
@PINACI
@PINACI 3 ай бұрын
Security guard is talking absolute nonsense and is living in a dream world. He been watching too many action movies I think !
@garyevans8116
@garyevans8116 3 ай бұрын
I thought that. But why make up stories like that. I don’t understand it.
@CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits
@CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits 3 ай бұрын
@@garyevans8116 to make himself seem frightening I guess
@garyevans8116
@garyevans8116 3 ай бұрын
@@CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits Yes but he’s made himself look stupid Nobody thinks he’s tough he just made himself look stupid and he admitted to a crime Not tough. He’s Stupid.
@browndirtcowboy396
@browndirtcowboy396 3 ай бұрын
I don’t know why he went to all that trouble with the drunk guy…. He put me to sleep just listening to the t@sser 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@creekyknee
@creekyknee 3 ай бұрын
You were lucky to get out of there with your life. That security guard is famous around Portland. In his mind he is known as the Portland Punisher, never ever go back there. You have been warned.
@martinthornley237
@martinthornley237 3 ай бұрын
Portland punisher 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SuBxDon
@SuBxDon 3 ай бұрын
Howling 🤣🤣🤣
@teamcuba2000
@teamcuba2000 3 ай бұрын
Total BS! Nosey Bonk is scarier!
@magnetmountain33
@magnetmountain33 2 ай бұрын
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, oh that’s brilliant yeah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
@paddymcmahon7253
@paddymcmahon7253 Ай бұрын
Ahhh,but does he know Ronnie Pickering?
@Yawnymcsnore
@Yawnymcsnore 3 ай бұрын
This guy couldn't put my nan on the floor
@GavTatu
@GavTatu 3 ай бұрын
that's not what i've heard about your nan ?
@Barry80Elms
@Barry80Elms 3 ай бұрын
Sorry but what a weird comment to make lol…
@mrjb7789
@mrjb7789 3 ай бұрын
Someone report that security guard to the police.. he’s just admitted attempted murder
@sorkmine
@sorkmine 3 ай бұрын
Yeah, but its likely pure bull.
@mrjb7789
@mrjb7789 3 ай бұрын
@@sorkmine I know lol but it would shit him up to get questioned by the police I reckon, be funny
@andymcnab2.0
@andymcnab2.0 3 ай бұрын
All security take liberty's on drunks, I bet that guards assaulted a few people when he was a Lego policeman.
@joeaustin5901
@joeaustin5901 3 ай бұрын
Or the SIA at least. He's not the full ticket him.
@robbenson4598
@robbenson4598 3 ай бұрын
I bet this security guard goes home every night and tells his wife he has been working with the US Secret Service guarding the President.
@MrSlipstreem
@MrSlipstreem 3 ай бұрын
"I'm going to illegally assault and possibly kill you unless you fly where I can't see you." What a strange conversation that was!
@prnothall9302
@prnothall9302 3 ай бұрын
...from a strange would-be pressure point assassin.
@Ohjeffrey79
@Ohjeffrey79 3 ай бұрын
Did he admit to attempted murder 🤯😂🤯😂
@ToddBurge-sh8iq
@ToddBurge-sh8iq 3 ай бұрын
That guy would not even put a piece of paper on the floor let alone another person 😂😂😂😂😂 just trying to act all hard for the camera Well done DJE Media loving the channel
@bobikdylan
@bobikdylan 3 ай бұрын
I never judge a book by its cover, but I'll make an exception in his case.
@ajc0423
@ajc0423 3 ай бұрын
Put you on the floor 🤣🤣 Got to love these security guards, great video 👍
@5150show
@5150show 3 ай бұрын
The security guard puts his boyfriend on the floor every night
@nigelcarren
@nigelcarren 3 ай бұрын
Next time someone says they are going you put you on the floor, thank them, tell them you flattered but you are already in a relationship! This NEVER fails to de-escalate the situation!!! 🙈😁👍
@davidgillespie8910
@davidgillespie8910 3 ай бұрын
Ooh your solid jason
@Steve-tp6to
@Steve-tp6to 3 ай бұрын
Full off shit that one...a legend in his own underpants.
@hw4a1k
@hw4a1k 3 ай бұрын
Oh Jesus I bet he’s a weekend warrior in Wetherspoons!
@jamieb3039
@jamieb3039 3 ай бұрын
What a turnip that security chap was 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chucky2316
@chucky2316 3 ай бұрын
123 then barrel roll we go on 3
@saltymemesmith
@saltymemesmith 3 ай бұрын
Legend has it the jiu-jitsu Security guard is so tough even his nightmares are scared of him.
@dwwcanada
@dwwcanada 3 ай бұрын
I don't know why you even bother talking to anyone, you know you are allowed, I just do it. I take pictures ,video , with drone and hand cam, don't care what people say, asking them just agitates people and cause conflict
@csp3552
@csp3552 2 ай бұрын
Leave the poor security guard alone he's obviously been working deep undercover for the last 10 years, and you've now blown it.
@MegaDringy
@MegaDringy 3 ай бұрын
What bullshit from the security guard .. definitely the type of guy who’s always done one better than the next man
@JackieCable-r6k
@JackieCable-r6k 2 ай бұрын
Omg I can't stop laughing at that security guard!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@philbarrett3739
@philbarrett3739 3 ай бұрын
It's incredible how you judge other people whilst having zero self awareness.
@john-de5vf
@john-de5vf 3 ай бұрын
The only pressure point he has pressed is his own belly button and that makes him fart 😂😂😂
@jimwatson6833
@jimwatson6833 3 ай бұрын
Security by day ...sleepers but stops before death by night
@scruffyalice-ff5pz
@scruffyalice-ff5pz 3 ай бұрын
Omg! Ninja trained Sia now😂
@RRose800
@RRose800 3 ай бұрын
Their entitlement is ridiculous.
@d3vious119
@d3vious119 3 ай бұрын
The security guard is a 2nd dan pink belt in kung fu and his favourite finishing move is the crippler cross-face. 😂
@MJ88Owl
@MJ88Owl 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh my word you’ve just found a 24 carat walloper in the flesh 😂😂😂
@chrisgwright80
@chrisgwright80 2 ай бұрын
Gareth from The Office got a new job i see 😂
@malcolmmason6770
@malcolmmason6770 3 ай бұрын
This security guard admits that he uses sleeper holds which are very dangerous so much duty of care.
@ThunderChunky101
@ThunderChunky101 3 ай бұрын
Not dangerous at all. Far less dangerous than punching someone in the head.
@markosmith8037
@markosmith8037 3 ай бұрын
I doubt Mr security guard is going to put anyone on the floor
@djsiimz
@djsiimz 3 ай бұрын
I am trained in pressure points what he just said is illegal there are certain pressure points that you cant use and that point he mentioned was one of them
@davidgillespie8910
@davidgillespie8910 3 ай бұрын
Ha ha nae bother bruce 😄
@djsiimz
@djsiimz 3 ай бұрын
Hahaha 😂
@wilky33
@wilky33 3 ай бұрын
Sounds like he thinks he’s Bruce Lee 🤣🤣🤣
@Wigglythegreat2
@Wigglythegreat2 3 ай бұрын
Security guard was going to use the Vulcan Nerve Grip on you if you didn't cooperate.
@EssentialComment
@EssentialComment 2 ай бұрын
i can imagine him trying the famous Kirk katate chop first
@Wigglythegreat2
@Wigglythegreat2 2 ай бұрын
@@EssentialComment Haha
@teamcuba2000
@teamcuba2000 3 ай бұрын
That "security" guy is an absolute dreamer. He can hardly create a sentence. Talks the talk but no way can he walk it pmsl.
@LBisgrove
@LBisgrove 2 ай бұрын
Unfortunately, your quest for views will lead to reinforced drone laws which will spoil the hobby for the rest of us.
@Hec901
@Hec901 3 ай бұрын
Security guard is a wannabe gangster. Soft lad acting tough
@andrewgleeson3946
@andrewgleeson3946 3 ай бұрын
that so called security man big man talk. all mouth no action. I would deffo like to see him try what a complete tool.
@wickedmanrick2582
@wickedmanrick2582 3 ай бұрын
Hes deffo watched marked for death before is shift😂😂😂
@fitzpatrickken
@fitzpatrickken 3 ай бұрын
The large hangar with the folding doors was where I used to work when this site was a Royal Naval Air Station, back in 75/76!
@shivaunt71
@shivaunt71 3 ай бұрын
Softly spoken assassin! 😂
@chucky2316
@chucky2316 3 ай бұрын
Beware of the quiet man look at I.D.S
@shivaunt71
@shivaunt71 3 ай бұрын
@@chucky2316 yeah, and look how long he lasted 😂
@Dolly968
@Dolly968 26 күн бұрын
I think he’s been on the wacky backy
@alancrawford4824
@alancrawford4824 2 ай бұрын
That helicopter was a sea lynx. The fastest helicopter in the world at one time. May still be. I have had the pleasure flying in them lots of times😊
@johndukes2284
@johndukes2284 10 күн бұрын
just a lynx mate
@Seperate-EntityFC
@Seperate-EntityFC 3 ай бұрын
Is it just me who gets severe cringe listening to that patter? My auto response is to feel sorry for them and assume they are simple..
@Rockape2620
@Rockape2620 3 ай бұрын
I believe under the legislation regarding Ports, they're "no fly" zones and you know it as well. So, stop being a nuisance and just grow up and walk away.
@JonAllen-x9c
@JonAllen-x9c 3 ай бұрын
The secondary grammar school I attended many years ago had a ‘stream’ for those who were either incapable of behaving or learning at the expected pace. These form classes were called ‘Remedial’ and were known by the rest of the Students as ‘The Rems’. The security guard in this video would have struggled to attain members of The REMs.
@chrisknott1121
@chrisknott1121 3 ай бұрын
John the hi viz was , to be fair, a nice polite guy. Just was at the back of the queue for brains and common sense. His BS stories were like something off The Inbetweeners but all in all he was OK. Not much to see anyway really.
@nigelwooldridge615
@nigelwooldridge615 3 ай бұрын
Great vid again DJE the scrap stuff is all mouldings for different parts of the boats now weather they are current or obsolete dont know
@seanverney4475
@seanverney4475 3 ай бұрын
Security isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer
@peterallen2904
@peterallen2904 3 ай бұрын
These people always ask why? Funny, my youngest grandson, who is four, sometimes asks why? I explain to him and he understands. These guys don’t understand.
@JAS0NPYATT
@JAS0NPYATT 3 ай бұрын
that first security guy was ok to be fair just doing his job
@IExertio
@IExertio 3 ай бұрын
Mate your channel is like 1 big episode of Eastenders 😂 keep em comin
@dianagraham8093
@dianagraham8093 3 ай бұрын
Phil Mitchell security 😂
@Rockape2620
@Rockape2620 3 ай бұрын
You know with your build putting you to the floor would be the safest option for him.
@gibsonms
@gibsonms 3 ай бұрын
We used to say that the people in Portland are that insular that they’ve started to go back in the evolutionary scale and have begun to grow tails. It seems this is somewhat true.
@scruffyalice-ff5pz
@scruffyalice-ff5pz 3 ай бұрын
You could start your own version of Pokemon, you already have the first one😂
@Rockape2620
@Rockape2620 3 ай бұрын
You do have a Drone Licence and you know it. Also, you know the "no photography" sign applies to you as well. Why did you lie to him.
@Parkingpolice999
@Parkingpolice999 3 ай бұрын
No photography 😂
@CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits
@CitizenofAucklandSilentAudits 3 ай бұрын
He was asked about a pilots license
@mrtracing3292
@mrtracing3292 3 ай бұрын
I'm getting Jay Cartwright vibes of this guy. What a bullshiter
@wickedmanrick2582
@wickedmanrick2582 3 ай бұрын
He completed secruity mate he got promoted to putins right hand man😂😂😂
@marykilcooley387
@marykilcooley387 3 ай бұрын
I love the content but the continuous coughing and throat clearing really puts me off watching……sorry if it’s a medical condition but not great to listen to!
@johnsavage1109
@johnsavage1109 3 ай бұрын
Ha ha ha, security guard is a legend in his own mind. What a tosser.......
@NeiljaySpooner_23
@NeiljaySpooner_23 3 ай бұрын
Ha Ha, promise me you won't. Have you heard saying a promise is a comfort to a fool. These people are complete fools 😂🤣 Security couldn't fight his way out a paper bag!
@moonpawooe7134
@moonpawooe7134 3 ай бұрын
Hardest job in the world fighting your way out of a paper bag
@carl90210
@carl90210 3 ай бұрын
Who’s buying all these yachts and can they provide a fully legit proof of source of wealth?
@cypeman8037
@cypeman8037 Күн бұрын
That’s the Ronnie Pickering of the security business, also goes by the name of Billy Liar and Mr. F.O.S.
@prnothall9302
@prnothall9302 3 ай бұрын
I'd be interested to know what those two strange towers are on-site. They look like wind turbines of some sort, but were stationary even though it was reasonably windy. Maybe it was too windy. Anyone know what they are?
@mclaren44
@mclaren44 3 ай бұрын
comedy gold
@woods19364
@woods19364 3 ай бұрын
He has just sacked himself LoL.
@KeithBurtons
@KeithBurtons 2 ай бұрын
10:14...Can't see that pipsqueak putting anyone on the floor....fkn lightweight.
@fireskycam9889
@fireskycam9889 3 ай бұрын
They always try to sound so confident that a pilot's license is required to fly a drone. Always making up BS as they go along.
@Elezium
@Elezium 3 ай бұрын
How did he put the guy "in a sleeper"? Did he talk to him or something?
@ericsuper9723
@ericsuper9723 3 ай бұрын
That guard was a trained killer 😂
@DJEMEDIA
@DJEMEDIA 3 ай бұрын
He had a dodgy vibe haha
@mikedalt3622
@mikedalt3622 3 ай бұрын
The only weapon is himself proper whopper
@Davidculshaw70
@Davidculshaw70 3 ай бұрын
Comedy gold
@Rockape2620
@Rockape2620 3 ай бұрын
Why the edit. Did the App tell you something you didn't like?
@robba1234
@robba1234 2 ай бұрын
Quite happy about his attitude toward nearly killing someone, it's not a sleeper it's depriving the brain of oxygen and to do that to a drunk ( and I know people seriously ill who have been mistaken for drunk trying to get help be ignored) but this excuse for a human being is happy to help you on to the next world..
@5183adam
@5183adam 3 ай бұрын
Middle aged out of shaoe man with high blood pressure isnt doing anything to anyone. Hes got 20 seconds in him at best 😂. Why do these older people still think they have jt 😂. Their times gone 😂
@RSal847
@RSal847 3 ай бұрын
Not allowed 😂😂
@EssentialComment
@EssentialComment 2 ай бұрын
That security guard is famous Portland Plonker, he could kill you with his thumb
@ericdineen4842
@ericdineen4842 3 ай бұрын
Due you under stand no
@CommanderStarblaster
@CommanderStarblaster 2 ай бұрын
Hey DJE, 'do' you have a pilot's licence for your drone? Or do you not actually get in it and go for a fly about?
@magnetmountain33
@magnetmountain33 2 ай бұрын
Stephen Seagal’s lost cousin from another mother’s second first grandfather
@waynepalmer6949
@waynepalmer6949 3 ай бұрын
He had a guy arrested in poole And he got in trouble for allowing a guy to fly in poole . Which is it....😂
@Davidculshaw70
@Davidculshaw70 3 ай бұрын
Computer says NO
@stevetaylor7132
@stevetaylor7132 26 күн бұрын
10:38 Threat of violence, straight up. He thinks that he is the law, but it would be an illegal assault.
@shamilton8043
@shamilton8043 3 ай бұрын
Security nearly killed a drunk, drugged man with a sleeper 😮😮😮😮😂
@nelsonduffy9520
@nelsonduffy9520 2 ай бұрын
They don’t know the laws of the drone they don’t own the airspace CAA do and the Drone app tell you all the info you need so show these dummies the real law not their perception of the law
@DoctorMorgenstein
@DoctorMorgenstein 2 ай бұрын
did u report that guy that talked about putting someone in a sleeper, he should never work in security again
@stephenhoran7597
@stephenhoran7597 3 ай бұрын
He didn't even catch on you were belittling him. Silly moo. That ok youtube not to rude for use!!!
@ashwayn
@ashwayn Ай бұрын
He another fish on DJ E hook and line DJE bet you a good fisher man but he looks pissed?
@roscothesecond6722
@roscothesecond6722 3 ай бұрын
Because I said so? I have 2 ex wives that had that attitude, that's why I chucked them out.
@stephenhoran7597
@stephenhoran7597 3 ай бұрын
Scarey security gaurd I'm not going to sleep tonight
@dazzstorm1
@dazzstorm1 2 ай бұрын
Orville couldn't put a narcoleptic asleep ffs XD
@keefsmiff
@keefsmiff 7 күн бұрын
What the betting that guard and his partner have 2 small lap dogs at home?
@johnklockyer
@johnklockyer 3 ай бұрын
I heard he trains the UK Special forces in his spare time 😂
@thecanticleofcrom4787
@thecanticleofcrom4787 Ай бұрын
Security was fair; perhaps just doesn't to be stuck in the middle?
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