I Work For The Government, These Are My Classified Stories

[@Stopstaring101]

The first story, “I hunt mimics” was incredibly unique and different. I really enjoyed listening to it… so odd and… unexpected… Anyway, thanks Mr. Creeps 👋🏼 You rock 🥇

[@pipthewarrior3738]

Reminds me of the book roadside picnic

[@histguy101]

This newfangled mimic lore is kinda bizarre. Anyone, any normal human can suddenly become a mimic?! Fruit loops and bluejeans can be mimics? Are mimics rogue programs in the matrix or something?

[@einienj3281]

Mimics.. there's a reason why humans experience the uncanny valley effect.. 😬

[@burnin_vibez243]

Haha and best way to combat them is to just get more uncanny

[@ttvdankk4718]

Pop​@@burnin_vibez243

[@christopherneelyakagoattmo6078]

The camouflage factor cannot be undersold. Predators can hunker down in a shadow and look like a stump... with glowing eyes...shudder

[@einienj3281]

@@burnin_vibez243 Creep out the creepers

[@einienj3281]

@@christopherneelyakagoattmo6078 I'd be more afraid of inviting one in my life, disguised as a human.. or if my dog suddenly morphed into a monster that wants to eat me..devastating.

[@Teknofobe]

This is gonna make a very dreary nightshift sail past. You have my gratitude. ❤👍

[@ryanbashor7371]

Ohhh, okay. So these are just stories that you've done, grouped together. I was like i swear I've heard that first story, then second story and I'm like i know i just listened to this lol. Nice!😊

[@dalidoe4537]

He's gone out of story's. This will happening often because He's not a Human anymore He's just an NPC that is stuck in time. That's wat happend with him 😉🤭 He's s^ ^ks a lollipop. This you see also one the television programs and in music. The matrix is reapeding and this will happen now more than you think. Have a great day 😂

[@rantsaremything7066]

​@@dalidoe4537Who tf let bro cook?

[@dalidoe4537]

@@rantsaremything7066 🫠

[@GTLoHarris]

​@rantsareayooooooomything7066

[@AlexisCarlton]

What happened to Jake at the end was terrifying 😩 it literally snatched him up at the last minute.

[@MrsCaranAmy]

These were some incredible stories. Excellent narration. Thank you ❤️ 🤗🌟

[@SixxWolfZx]

Tune in next week for: "The comments won't stop making up dumb joke titles, I think the internet is dead theory may be right."

[@jackdurden466]

25:18 Hello Mr Creeps, Captain Pedantic here. Another word that I’m going to fix for you today is Anemone. It’s not pronounced “Anna-Moan” but instead it’s “Ah-nem-oh-Nee” I’ll admit that one isn’t the easiest word to pronounce. But trust me with my efforts to help you get these right. If you’d read this then I’d know that the next time you’re confronted with that word or any other that I’ve done like this, and that would really make me smile:)

[@astronomicallybased545]

Hello jackdurden466, I think you’ll find Mr. Creeps is the correct way to say Mr

[@histguy101]

And "posthumous"

[@jameswilson807]

Not sure if this is a very sweet, misguided act of autism or just a genuinely skin-crawling ick 😭 It's not polite to correct pronunciations, especially not in a context where someone is reading for a 3 hour long video. I can imagine it's quite exhausting, personally I struggle to keep my head on straight reading to someone for 5 minutes, let alone something that bulky. Feels like a very patronising, uncouth comment. Every time I see these I get a bit peeved on OP's behalf 😕

[@coreythompsonTheOneandOnly]

This story never gets old. Chicago Illinois loves this content

[@RedSpidrLily]

I would recommend adding the deck list in the video description. And thanks for the suggestion .😊

[@danielbae3583]

Will it be okay if I use your audio? Im a huge fan and would like to animate these🤩

[@bodiebodie7298]

You definitely should

[@hurricaneheather1420]

Thank you Mr Creeps 😊

[@frankcastle6591]

Cried at the last story 🙏

[@JillLaverack-px8xc]

oh gosh that means I will😂 I'm 1 story in so far

[@purgerator7328]

If it's not raining there will still be clouds. Love the welsh weather

[@LayeredEgo]

NEW SERIES : I just received my 1st paycheck and it came with a strange list of taxes..... " CREEPYPASTA 2.0

[@caramelsweete17]

Wanted to comment on this podcast. I’m listening to the podcast I work for the government. Certain parts where the music get nervous sounding. I feel like it’s saying with the beat “ inhale exhale “ inhale exhale” the piano

[@randomplays90]

Yezzir posted 19 min ago sometimes i even wait a extra day so i could listen to one in the morning and one befor dark.

[@h1ckjam3s]

MR CREEPS FTW!!!

[@lauffytaffy1158]

The nuclear story was a little hard for me to follow.

[@KaePx3]

Another 3 hour story?! I’m tuned in!!! 🥳

[@LeeroyPorkins]

Tune in next week for "I Tried To Remove My Toenail Fungus. She Refuses To Go."

[@ReqLeBeax]

Someday someone is going to write one of these stories

[@miizmurrderr]

😂😂😂

[@UrNOTaVictim910]

Totally leroy start a meme channel and start writing these stories

[@src6339]

Yeah, if you let it get to the point where its talking back to you, you've probably left it too long. 🤔

[@Fish_0uttawAtEr]

SHE? 😭 why she?? It ain't a fungus it's a fucking alien if it has a gender

[@krmrivera83]

More mimic stories please!

[@xLakai.]

Begging the wind to change direction is a pretty shitty analogy or figure of speech to use there... i mean technically the wind could change direction 🤷 😅😅😅

[@nicholastaylor8289]

Third story was either a robot or this guy learned how to talk from Christopher Walken

[@LindaYariger]

So good!!! But this COULD have been a riveting multi-story hero-buddy saga. :_(

[@CreepypastaStories76]

Interesting and mesmerizing. I was really scared of those rascals.😎

[@ROLANDOWILLIAMS]

I remember listening to the first story a couple months back lol I listwn wayyyy to much of these 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rainnordrum-im4ms]

Like all your storytelling 🐱👍

[@CreepypastaStories76]

nteresting presentation of the material.

[@Babyglock-nq1ff]

Am I the only one that hates having multiple stories on a single video?

[@mrcursed888]

It sucks

[@korosheht5446]

Yeah i come in for a long well fleshed out story and instead get multiple short stories

[@iluvpartypuppies]

The single stories are available if you don’t like the bulk content.

[@lukeharbolt7681]

Hey gang? Anybody know if the park ranger series is really over? Been listening for years but that's the first real series I've heard our boy cover and it's great stuff. It was left open like there could be more I was just wondering

[@JoshDellinger-u3h]

“I work for the government..” AHHHHH GO AWAY!

[@itzjapfromjend]

WALESSS

[@ryanmcchesney9863]

Always awesome

[@ElectricGlowSkull]

havent you already done these

[@kristenpowers8076]

Love it 💓

[@oletomfoolery]

Anemone is the word of the video lol

[@epiclegendaryking332]

At work I was alone pushing metal partials and since I was alone in a 2 room I act like a zombie clicker but I end my slavery to see life=mom and sister just for 5min my sis just got a job so no more family dinner remember life move pretty fast if you don't stop and look around once in a while you can miss it

[@happymonkey420]

Whoop Whoop homies Smokem if you gottem 🧖🏼‍♂️😶‍🌫️🙏🏽 ✌🏼🐵✌🏼

[@aprilwilliams1918]

Wow I’m early for once 🙌🏻

[@nadiaa8357]

Except it’s worse in real life guys

[@DrSpoculus]

Clearly fictional stories.

[@bigsamwilliams5897]

Nah rlly 😂

[@bigsamwilliams5897]

Ghosts ghouls and goblins oh my 😂😂

[@Liberatingamericans]

Your saying this makes me suspicious.

[@Seguchi1111]

Hey uhh your intro has no sound

[@GrandMoffClubby]

tune in next time for "I slipped and fell through the floor and ended up in hell."

[@rileymcdaniel5271]

Half that second story made no sense

[@lauffytaffy1158]

I had a hard time following that one, non sensical. I thought maybe it was just me but now i see someone else thought the same thing.

[@debrapoirier4435]

🖤🖤🖤

[@vincentchapman8595]

Sounds like the story was written by ai

[@brandibergheimer9038]

Binoculars wyf

[@brandibergheimer9038]

Binocubis

[@RawrBag]

anemone

[@DarkRadium69]

Re-upload

[@ltdrockeresp]

Hey, maybe you could do that one with the mimic that doesn't copy the shit out of the same story every other day

[@SilentWendigo]

Why even listen to the video if you're just going to complain? It doesn't cost you a dime to watch the video apart from the time that YOU took from your day. If you think you can do it better, then by all means, go for it.

[@jameswilson807]

Is this your first day on earth? 😅

[@kathymcguire8287]

❤😮😮😮❤😊

[@ryanchampney2637]

Ani-moan 😂

[@DoobieDooberson]

Your voice ruins the whole story

[@lauffytaffy1158]

If his voice ruins the whole story, the most logical thing to do is to not listen 🥴 but I keep forgetting...most ppl in this world lack logic 😜

[@cieloazul3540]

Great narration, but The last story tries to villanize God, not good.

[@ericbaxter3944]

I don't think you'd need a story to do that 😂

[@thefooyouhate9000]

Fake

[@someonesomwhere8915]

Really? No way!

[@musicwithj1759]

Imagine making a troll account

[@Star_Commander_Nip_Nup]

Ah, yes, I thought these "CREEPY STORIES" were real. Thanks for telling me the truth

[@jasonmiller9495]

Dang I thought I was listening to a documentary.

[@histguy101]

​@@jasonmiller9495these are real accounts, from real hooman beans

[@birdy_ig]

love the videos! keep it up :)