virtual reality has officially peaked... (Hitman VR)

Hitman 3 in virtual reality is pretty weird, but it's the funny kind of weird that lets you solve a mystery with a fish. Welcome to Hitman VR in Dartmoor Manor.
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[@IAmCrusty]

please leave your wishes here for the magical fish thank you

[@pook575]

As a fish, I am extremely happy tony fish stick got what he deserved

[@SageScypher]

Fun fact butterflies bathe in the blood of there friends and foes thanks Tik Tok

[@mossmuncher22]

I wish that it shall dominate the world even further

[@pook575]

@@SageScypher I d I d n t n e e d t o k n o w t h a t

[@rubyassassin6595]

Oh great magical fish may I use you to bludgeon my enemys!

[@EldritchRolls]

Best episode of Hitman yet lol. "There is no I in fish" got me more then it should have, same with "Quick, call and tell them there is 1 more" lol.

[@debonat0r]

he's so quick with the improv

[@JanStrojil]

Tell them there is one more had me literally in tears.

[@magmatic6208]

Also when he said "You dont want to come out here, theres a madman with an iron" its just too funny.

[@elhache7160]

"We've got multiple bodies on the floor!" "Quickly inform them of one more!" Hahaha.

[@gavins9846]

Hadme in stitches 3:42 While holding a newspaper AND beating a man: "Have you heard the news? I am falsely accused of murder"

[@forbidden6543]

Then the npc went flying and ragdolled like he was appalled by the news.

[@paulwinkerwatson]

This had me cracking up. " Lucky I'm here to iron out your problems!" And "there's no I in fish" that absolutely destroyed me at the end. I'll be checking out more content by this guy again.

[@sketchylandbeast4378]

Dudes like "what if Jack sparrow played hitman"

[@mwwill5465]

Well then he'd be the worst detective you've ever heard!

[@datajahad]

Don’t let crusty hear you say that or that will happen:

[@MLBeaton]

You all need to get jack sparrow out of youre heads... list how they are simular, because I dont see it... just parrot commenters

[@sketchylandbeast4378]

@@MLBeaton he stumbles around drunkenly, I'm his kitchen video he even references sailing. I don't know if it's done on purpose, i was just saying I found it funny the voice was similar. Didn't mean any harm by it friend. Hope something good happens to you today.

[@yoda9256]

@@mwwill5465 but you have heard of him

[@RookieActor]

Imagine all of this madness performed and said with Agent 47's blank, monotonous stare.🤣

[@themiocompare3728]

The music during the garden fork stabbing is the touch of an artist

[@HOJODOJO]

This is one the best things I have seen online in weeks. Fantastic. What a dark joy it has been finding your channel.

[@IAmCrusty]

I much appreciate your patronage!

[@anjagiles4031]

@@IAmCrustyyo dude I rlly want you to see this this is my first day seeing you and I’m already subbed 2 vids in the first vid was the gas station thinige ans the second was one of the hitmans

[@stuarts124]

10:25 actual TEARS OF LAUGHTER 🤣

[@bigsmoke.bigsmoke]

Crusty just casually dragging a body while shaming the guards is unnironically the funniest bit tomfoolery in this video.

[@drb5538]

The meeting with Madam Carlisle was great. I bet the guards weren't expecting such fishy behaviour from detective/hitman Crusty.

[@thENDweDIE]

6:00 I feel your pain...you hide it well though...

[@birdie3206]

"I *HOPE* he can swim-" " *I HEARD THAT* "

[@HeroesNFools]

its like an escapee from an insane asylum stumbled into hitman contract work had one too many drinks and some how stumbles his way to success. I love it

[@Ryuuijin]

1:43 "Smell that? These are the hands of a man who will get to the bottom of this!"

[@totally_professional_artis9778]

''you guys look ready for almost anything.. except, of course, a man with a fish'' England's old and useless laws: HALT! IT IS A CRIME AGAINST THE CROWN TO SUSPICIOUSLY HOLD A FISH!

[@tiomattnecros9614]

"We have multiple bodies, quick inform them of one more...BANG" HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[@MidnightDStroyer]

@3:38 - Wow, that rolled up newspaper was very effective! Imagine how devastating it would have been if Crusty had kept it until he could wrap it around the equally effective fish...

[@earth9651]

"Fortunately I am here, to IRON out your problems!" *bonks head with iron* The puns and wit are too good. I love it. XD

[@Jdbig14]

Welp, first time I've seen one of your videos and it had my laughing the whole time. Prepare to be binge watched my friend

[@IAmCrusty]

Don't threaten me with something lovely

[@dragonchild_]

* Head bangs to the music while watching Crusty smack stupid people with a fish * Always makes my day

[@aussieglen1]

"There's no 'i' in 'fish'" Almost made my coffee come out my nose. Thank you for being so silly

[@7ktTube]

hahaha same here 😂 "I hope he can swim"

[@ohyouknowthisonejeffrey9753]

The genuine fun you have in these VR games make me wish i could afford it love watching these! thank you!

[@avikarthulsie9419]

Guy save up and buy one

[@CraigMansfield]

The next PlayStation VR is looking very very good

[@cinebread]

Actual hitman meta: an assassin poses as various members of an organization to infiltrate and kill given targets. Crusty’s hitman meta: a psychopath who believes he’s an actual detective gives solving a murder his best effort, happens to turn everyone into a corpse along the way.

[@mistahsmith1945]

"Fortunately I am here, to iron out your problems!" Bonk. Lmfao

[@Snakeplisskin440]

LOLOL the way you picked up the shotgun and it just goes off was like someone handling a shotgun that shouldn't be, and had no prior training.

[@eligaussiran9227]

I love the sociopathic undertones in your voice alone, let alone your actions. 11/10 good youtuber

[@ColonelClanny]

Haha, I love these kind of shenanigans! As well! Congratulations to your 400.000! Big Milestone!

[@darrenmeredith4990]

Avoid a front door frisking - had me chuckling ... no idea what you are smoking when making this video, but please keep on it - so funny.

[@saintedheathen6182]

A man with a fish doesn't need a front door frisking 😂

[@efrenb5]

Man, this one derailed more than usual towards the end. Freaking hilarious.

[@kingxd3ath_arts485]

9:48 best part 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pilummurialis6490]

YES!! You did my idea! I LOVE it! Thank you Crusty! we must see more of the Magical Cod!

[@Kedawan24]

Casually pointing out that the real detective woke up from his nap, walked into the mansion naked, put on new clothes and walked out is genius level stuff 😅

[@Dark_Kevlarian]

This series is singlehandedly the reason I'm envious of people with VR sets...

[@BrownBearCle]

gracefully walking up to the piano man with a feather duster made me choke on my breakfast

[@adamcole6480]

Like i was laughing at things. Steadily mind you. But then i absolutely f'n lost it at about 4 min in and had to take semiregular breaks throughout the rest of the video. A+++ content, sir.

[@Spiritchronicles47]

Crusty killing people with a fish reminds me of a Florida man that has his soul ripped away from him with every happy wheels or gta map he plays

[@GenericProtagonist118]

Death Battle: Crusty vs. Gray.

[@MidnightDStroyer]

At least Gray takes time to replenish his own soul (by taking the souls of others) with the occasional Sims4 experiment, People Playground session, Stickman Dismount & other, similar games.

[@Muricanwerewolf]

I do appreciate a developer that's like "hey boys don't worry if you didn't figure out how to show certain actions in game, we'll just make the screen go black" they know when the average gamer won't notice

[@gamemunky]

That boy band fist clench upon explanation had me fully invested.

[@iambornstellar117]

Two by two, hands of blue.

[@EdselAmbience]

ah seeing crusty beat people with a pufferfish is exactly what i needed rn lmao

[@hery19741]

Awesome Crusty moment "I was planning on not killing anyone" just after he kills six people, priceless :-)

[@owendenue4020]

Somehow crusty turned this mess of a game into a very entertaining video. I always wanted to watch crusty play hitman and this is everything I wanted and more

[@yoda9256]

“you’re like bread on bread” truer words have never been spoken

[@Juiceboxfromspace]

Hearing Carlisle instantly made me think of Lazarus, and how cool it would be to have a game for it.

[@johnoswald1595]

''You guys look ready for anything...Except of course...A man with a fish!'' 🤣 I love the jokes on this channel, wish I'd discovered the channel sooner.

[@TheXoronLP]

This is one of the most entertaining videos I have ever seen on KZbin. Vr is really going somewhere slowly

[@darth88er62]

Absolute comedy my friend I haven’t laughed this hard in a while 🤣🤣🤣

[@coreyboyles7080]

you earned a sub for this one, ma boy

[@theviper7603]

I just got the notification and I can already tell this is going to be chaos in a nutshell

[@dknight25]

ROFL. The way they made the hand gestures are hilarious!

[@EdselAmbience]

5:16 you know if crusty is calling someone a sick fuck you know its true lmao

[@TuckBolt]

Hitman just proves that yes, you can violence your way to a solution.

[@allyourpcarebelongtous8744]

Im so spoiled with all these videos. You're doing awesome Crusty ;-). Hitman anything is awesome (even when broken)

[@giovannigonzalez7864]

Puts hands on a mans face* "Smell that? These are the hands of a man who'll get to the bottom of this." 🤣🤣🤣

[@qdudehome9889]

All else aside, why is it that in a game advertised to kill people with cunning and patience is it not okay to show someone drowning when you can see just that on other consoles?

[@KoalaTContent]

7:31 That has to be the clunkiest murder I have ever witnessed

[@IamP0ncho]

Congrats on the 400K, you’re a legend

[@coreywagar3890]

This was fucking gold. Thankyou for the amusement. Grade A content right here. Literally tearing up from laughing

[@abdelkader294]

Your comedy is really my type , i really like to watch this because of your scence of humar , one more subscriber 😁

[@Alexzw92]

6:04 I feel your pain, i was sad to see the screen go black also

[@sohaibzia2149]

Damn had me cracking up like crazy, a mix of jack sparrow and the hitman....YES! MORE!....

[@DOZER1997]

please do more of these 👌 love the jack sparrow acting... you earned my subscription

[@majormoron605]

One of the most immersive and complex murder sims in gaming history, and this guy plays it like an fps game XD

[@danielcerrillo2457]

Fish Person Shooter

[@ty194]

Don't know why it was recommended, but this was hilarious! 🤣

[@TimothyHuffGuitar]

"I thought feather dusters were soft? Glass is bloody fragile itn't it?"

[@CaptOz]

"Man falsely accused of murder" ... goes on a killing spree 🤣

[@SquashyNO.1]

That was awesome! 😎 What a great detective!🥴👍 "I heard that" 🤣

[@emb3r408]

I feel like with each video Crusty is getting increasingly less sober

[@isitjustmeor9647]

Genius concept and execution, Crusty.

[@Moshenyu]

i just came to see the new Hitman VR gameplay, but this was highly entertaining! lol thanks!

[@BedsideBrandy]

i need a vr headset so bad man lmao this is hilarious

[@で作成されました2020]

9:47 quickly, inform them there is one more! lol

[@jenkins80526]

Brilliant humor!! LOL! "There is no i in fish." Hahahahahaa! Dude you are hilarious. Instant sub from me.

[@LeonMcLeon]

Man this is the best. Your voice is perfect for a secret spy, who totally knows what he’s doing! 🤣

[@HallowedHolloway]

Always nice to see a crusty upload, always

[@oVoidhawko]

Unless you are blind. Then it is just moderately confused, and alittle befuddled.

[@koinomegahater]

Can't remember the last time I laughed that much. Just found you but I'm already subscribing, I realised I can't live without you.

[@CarolinaBassHunter]

That garden fork bit cracked me up! 😂

[@ksistolensouls3896]

Private investigator: Have you got a key (Shove) Gardener: an apology would be well received. Private investigator: well it’s a shame you’re going to be waiting 😂🤣😂🤣

[@richardrichard688]

I like the way he strolls up to the door.

[@ominousthud3788]

Detective Crusty's my favorite Crusty.

[@huangfamily1524]

You've got some real Jack Sparrow vibes. I dig it.

[@themadgod3507]

This is my sort of Madness!!! i love it!! subscribed.

[@rebekahbarry3013]

I want this man to narrate my life movie. It will be Oscar material for sure. "And when young Rebekah learned the tall naked man on rollarskates was in fact Big Bird himself, Carroll Spinney.....that's when she resented her father not wanting to vacation at Disneyworld like normal people"

[@dr.bright6272]

2:17 we can see here that Agent 47 is in fact a vampire.

[@cameronharris5107]

Man I love watching u, always makes my day better from all the laughing I do

[@voicelesssheep7390]

'Shuffle bananas' is now part of my vocabulary

[@nathanford2072]

Whats sad is that the only good family member of that family was the one who was playing the piano. He has to write the words to say at the fake funeral for the madam. He was the only one devastated when she faked her death. And he was the only one who couldnt stop calling his ex because he needed support through the hard times.

[@markwallis913]

I'm so glad your channel is getting to be so big! It seems like not too long ago u didn't even have 100k!

[@SuperDad90909]

Love it 😄

[@the_wretched]

Holy shit, your physical presence in this virtual world has me fucking ROLLING!

[@lb9190]

Imagine throwing a saltwater puffer fish into fresh water. Chaos

[@DaDukeSWE]

Bloody Brilliant! Bravo!! Funniest i've seen in ages. I salute you!

[@jackz4665]

I need more of hitman! Crusty please give us moaaar!!

[@dragonflaw]

I didn't know Jack Sparrow was a hitman xD Great video, keep it up!

[@fukurokun33]

Maaan i havent laughed like this for a WHILE 🤣 🤣 🤣 loved it!!

[@learntooilpaint]

In hospital awaiting surgery bored af and bizarrely your video came up. Had me giggling in my ward

[@OuraníaWasHere]

this guys really entertaining and funny, logo reminds me of the spiffing Brit though.