Getting A Job In VR Was A Big Mistake - Job Simulator

I got a job in VR as a store clerk thanks to Job Simulator and it was awful.
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[@Albatross0913]

14:14 "Oh 11pm is when I finish? Oh well I've, OH IVE GOT LIKE 6 HOURS" This has happened to me so many times. I work at a convenience store like this one and... ugh.

[@Coolkid_edit2]

People watching in 2024 cuz why not :) Yes I liked my own comment

[@JB-br5yn]

Me

[@Ria4lifelove]

Me

[@scorbunnysplushes550]

Me

[@ElliotandEmmaandIzzy]

Yeah why not

[@ElliotandEmmaandIzzy]

Me

[@Abbyl0l]

Bro it’s been three years and I still watch this whenever I’m sad lol :D

[@mrfriespotato2834]

7:05 "humans are required to smile and be polite" " *NO* "

[@saraaltamimi1190]

TRUEE

[@k0lapsed]

All ready my favorite KZbinr and I have only been watching for a few days

[@beckyfinfrock9151]

SAME

[@roman-flashspeedy1883]

Same

[@busteddiamond1714]

Same

[@katherinestacey7714]

SSSSAME😯😯😯

[@mika_reality]

As he should be.

[@KnightOfAwesometon]

Crusty is every late night gas station attendent I've ever encountered in this video. Rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and just totally out of touch with reality...I love it.

[@DB-cn6rw]

considering the fact crusty mentioned this being a "Past Experience" he might have been that rude, possibly/most likely drunk, and out of touch with reality gas station attendent

[@drbright6608]

As a former late night gas station attendant allow me to point out that insanity is a basic requirement of the job. Crusty carried out his duties impeccably and in accordance with the employee manual. I must point out though that he neglected to masturbate into the slushy machine as is expected by the customers, now the slushies will be missing that extra zing your used to.

[@alexconrad8313]

Does he remind anyone else of Jack Sparrow

[@ryanmiller890]

I liked videos that you made the Gooden special keep making more

[@jinx871]

@@DB-cn6rw pp

[@donnawanna9833]

I need to check this on out, it looks like something I could do sitting down. And a lot of fun for this senior citizen.

[@Oliver_randos]

9:47 in the video made me laugh my head of with the "WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?!" Hahahahahahah

[@Howsyourday207]

3:02 if only that existed in real life 😕

[@Ami_-lq9tr]

5:32 he gets disturbed by dancing 😂😂😂

[@ya_boi_m.t4000]

His voice and character is the best thing ever I need to see more job sim with crusty

[@user-js9bb1qh5f]

Damn you're funny as hell. Had me bawled over.. Absolutely brilliant!! Seriously you are the best at VR!.

[@DisposableJustice]

I need that jumbo sizing machine in my life right now

[@edith8761]

So true so true

[@DisposableJustice]

@Dogdillon SIKE its not what you think Or its exactly what you think

[@jolenegust7719]

Yes sir

[@mdlmfo]

oh my god i just realized what you’ve meant

[@DisposableJustice]

@@mdlmfo 😏

[@Swordyll]

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LITTLE DARLING!?!?" " *Not Enough... Not Enough...* "

[@tamsynmarie8526]

Not enough come back here!

[@cmemberofalphakateandlisbo6199]

@Ethan Porter lol

[@VT-ys7ci]

fkl;mn

[@chelseaharkins6660]

F that

[@mrkidd5963]

Stan pines once said if there’s no cops around anything is possible

[@LetsPlayer3o9]

how many people are coming back everyday?!

[@benriley7053]

Ugh retail flashbacks... As an engineering student the amount of times I was faced with legitimate stupidity on the regular... Made me want to build some form of death ray... Good times!

[@skaboopydoopthedoop8711]

I’m sorry

[@noahfeinstein2517]

@@skaboopydoopthedoop8711 lol

[@hoggywoggy7489]

Lol

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

did you ever make that death ray

[@benriley7053]

@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 it was more of a laser pointer unfortunately... Though I do have something I made going into space so that's kinda neat...!

[@SFYT2008]

8:27 Crusty getting paid tonight

[@user-gs9ls6pd8t]

I freaking love your videos. Keep them coming bro.😂😂😂😂

[@snailvale]

I haven't laughed genuinely in months. Nice video!

[@Dovahshark]

7:50 that was my favorite part i thought the fireworks exploding in her face was really funny

[@tomparker8534]

No one Absolutely no one Crusty: doubles the size of the lottery ticket to make double the money

[@thedenseone6443]

Math 100

[@The_Archi-Tech]

200 IQ

[@gabrielgodoy2970]

STONKS

[@IAmCrusty]

it worked probably

[@thedenseone6443]

IAmCrusty Of course it would, that’s just how business works

[@user-kq1bp7xo4r]

Still a classic this one, re-watch it once in a while. The retail anxiety is real.

[@Sliver_fox-in.spring]

True....

[@galketxfredh7783]

6:21 WHANT SOME GUM BEEP HERE IS YOUR GODDAM GUM that is a funny moment

[@NatashaWinland]

I know how you feel Crusty. I worked in retail before at the register... Its torture. I wish I could do that to people. 😂

[@deanaanderson7953]

Every second a bot steps INVISIBLE TOE in the store, a Crusty loses his carp times 99999999999999999,99999999,9999999999999,9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999,99999999999999999999999999999999

[@Evoedits6]

OMG YES!

[@NatashaWinland]

@@Evoedits6 don't get me wrong. I love people. Just love them to death. But I hate customers.

[@Evoedits6]

@@NatashaWinland yes Me to

[@anthonynappa5165]

Yes

[@COYIs86]

16:02 Customer:I WANT LIKE..LIKE A BIIIG BURITTO Customer Again:A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG BURRITO

[@hendrivanzyl4058]

I've watch this almost 20 times and never gets old.

[@thiagoay7]

0:41 oh the freezer okay

[@ambientaurasfhdjsdsd622]

Nah, it wasn’t a mistake. You’re the only employee who actually knows how to job.

[@kayleebieber666]

That true tho

[@shirouogami596]

How drunk is he

[@justinwilsonhowes3143]

​@@kayleebieber666

[@kayleebieber666]

@@justinwilsonhowes3143 what

[@juliasmith9906]

Hi there is that something that can help you

[@rubyassassin6595]

It’s a big responsibility but I am proud of you.

[@WildHeart378]

I know this is odd but I’m about to take my first big job and this made me fing cry

[@the.true.A]

@@WildHeart378 i hope it goes well!

[@caseyleitch9357]

Hey

[@aliciamccaffrey7637]

@@WildHeart378 pp

[@DanielMendoza-vq6hs]

🐈🌳🌎😹😂🤣

[@Totally_Katherine_12]

4:00 this is a reminder to myself to do this multiple times to see if you can actually win it for the old lady

[@th3_r4t_k1ng]

i think you can, you have to get lucky tho

[@loganmaccallaugh114]

You're So Funny IAmCrusty 👇

[@wrench_games4265]

True

[@Dunkee_vr]

@@wrench_games4265false

[@Plushworld22022]

Tru

[@tinevillefrance4157]

True lol

[@charliemaher8158]

​@Plushworld22022 it is not tru it's true

[@juliolarios2239]

6:20 "YOU WANT SOME GUM?! *BEEP!* THERES YOUR GUM!"

[@thequestor5679]

EXTREMELY accurate. I can vouch for that because I worked at Hess years ago

[@OrbitalPlaysRBLX]

6:57 bro ran like sonic

[@PandaStudiosIvy]

i just love how he was brittish by saying bloody so much it was very funny

[@Goldcraft-nv1xy]

3:50 i saw and was like “did he just try and press it like a button”

[@MrSky-us1jj]

15:19 No one: Absolutely no one: Me: the bot doesn’t even have feet

[@Nojustchickennuggets]

Crusty your videos are the best I laughed all the way through it!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@user-ci4ew7bs7b]

i saw this video a while ago and i saw one of your skyrim vr videos and i love it and i really love job simlator and skyrim so you are so cool (:

[@joeyb7408]

*THE HUMAN UPRISING OF 2027* Me: (looks at calendar).....The.. WHAT

[@mrhalfwit972]

that implies that humans were enslaved many years before that... *looks at august while sweating*

[@joeyb7408]

@@mrhalfwit972 I'd like to resign from 2020

[@joeyb7408]

@Ali Khaashiu Bin Thilmyz im officially retired at 26, no responsibility for me please.

[@c4ndym0nster]

Me tho

[@chillpizza_wastaken]

I know what happened that signed the name of “the human uprising”. Context provided says that human’s were enslaved before that. I presume around 2025.

[@Ghost.g90]

2:01 robot(well hello) IAmcrusty: (aah how are you doing my sure might i say my fine bow tie my mighty friend)

[@SRMC957]

5:46 “GET OFF YOUR GODDAMN PHONE!!” 😂😂😂😂

[@bowseythetankengine2445]

AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME I AM HERE RIGHT NOW STOP IT!!!!!

[@masonsdungeon3754]

You made it to 100k I’m so proud man, I knew that you’d hit a big milestone and I am so happy for you, you’re honestly the reason I got into VR. Thank you Crusty.

[@meep7677]

Crusty in beginning: That’s not hot. Crusty when he serves the first customer: Bloody hell it’s hot.

[@darryltaylor9384]

@Blue Zero same

[@AkaneSato-nb6xr]

I might not be British, but I’m still learning and I really love your KZbin videos

[@user-rc7co1em8e]

Already my favourite KZbinr, and like you’re the best

[@sunlessshine969]

8:41 look at the price I laughed my ass off

[@Huff-Productions]

Jesus

[@jasongehman9020]

I don't get it i'm 10

[@ytwolfybearstudiosyt7375]

OOP

[@charlieware5368]

Swear

[@preppy_bubblesroadto220imb6]

Crusty: *scans slushy* Robot: oh your very good at scanning now would you pass that to me? Crusty: ......yeah *pours slushy on to table on purpose and drops empty cup* Crusty: ........ That was rude

[@caitlynslife8711]

So right 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CertifiedGrimlockFan]

LOL

[@TRINI-NEXX-CODM]

Congratulations on 700k !!!!!❤❤

[@jacobrobar9430]

I love this video and your sarcasm:)

[@sircharlesninefingers4170]

I know, haha, funny gaffs; but really give it a moment of thought: -You're a robber. -You're on the run -You enter a retail/gas station with the intent on holding it up -You get in and hold up your gun to this crusty looking pissed off worker guy behind the counter -You tell him to hand over all the money they've got -Possibly crazy dude reaches over and takes your gun away telling you to "get the fuck out". -It's fine, you have a backup gun -Nutball worker guy takes your gun and puts it into a retail food machine -You're confused 'cause that thing is meant for food and not gun -Pissed off worker dude smiles maniacally as the light of the machine reflects off of his face -Crusty ass crazy motherfucker takes out your gun that is now the size of a sawed off shotgun -Tell's you that what you have is not a gun, that this is a gun

[@emmajay5666]

And later when you're caught by the police, the store worker says it was someone else instead of you who tried robbing the store.

[@Chugway1138]

"Crusty looking". Clever.

[@siyacer]

That would be an experience

[@a_reelskitface]

If I was in a love story for some reason, this is how I want it to begin

[@coreysala2456]

Hey Crusty, have you ever thought of playing beat saber or Arizona sunshine on the channel?

[@IAmCrusty]

I've played Arizona

[@AzovChan]

@@IAmCrusty Yess, yes you have, I liked it when you blew some zombie heads off

[@Beamngmonsterjam00]

Bro I have Arizona sunshine. It’s so much fun

[@coreysala2456]

@@Beamngmonsterjam00 actually, thanks for the reply. I was just yesterday thinking about buying arizona next steam/oculus sale.

[@SonGoku-kl2ed]

I live in Arizona

[@Ghost.g90]

1:24 ooh robot: don't forget to hand over the change IAmcrusty: im gonna have this 😅😂😂😂

[@EsmiSanchez]

nooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@CreedJones-cx2er]

I love it when you do these VR videos

[@darth1780]

This was very funny especially telling the woman robot “GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORE”

[@KTGOTBIGJOHN]

Stop being mean and learn how to type

[@gerardwayseyelash]

​@@KTGOTBIGJOHN What

[@dvkevin]

Almost 100k subs man, you're killing it!

[@JamesSmith-vh4kg]

you are so funny!! i cant tell u how many times i laghed at this vid

[@AlfsGirl]

My stomach hurts from all the laughing I just did here. I LOVED this video .

[@kathymartinez7373]

I love how the criminal steals your cheese and still acts like a cartoon but the boss does nothing it’s like a cartoon and besides why does he want to steal cheese

[@Babyvalkyie]

After you jumbo sized the cheese and put them back I knew I'd found my new favorite KZbinr.

[@The_I.T._Department.]

11:03. LMFAO HAHA br o really said "oh wow" haha😂😂

[@ashleyo7]

1:25 years old and still in my heart and I love it so much I love you so very much

[@charleshatfield8213]

Damn, you're just about to get 100k! You're growing so fast, congratulations! This was pretty hilarious, reminds me of my time in a conveniance store.

[@vdawg3831]

Just wanted to say this while I have the chance, Crusty I love your vids and I think you should just be yourself because you are awesome, I love that you sing in the vids and that you do what you, stay true to yourself, your personality is awesome, love you man

[@IAmCrusty]

thanks, bud :)

[@da_dino_dude]

Owwww, the falling in love 😍

[@alfielee6852]

nise one

[@niyabhatt1271]

I am a big fan

[@psycosanches589]

That “while I have the chance” bit is a bit concerning

[@tobiwolf140]

hey I am back after 3 months its so good that even youtube recommended me to watch it again.

[@vincentrestel9519]

Th- this! Is gold in the form of you tube videos!

[@neem2048]

“Yesterday’s news, simulation day an all time high Today’s news, you’re still standing in my way GET OUT OF MY STORE” Such an awesome line

[@MrKerry-xv9wh]

I keep coming back to this video. Never fails to make my laugh.

[@stevekennett8852]

Me***

[@Jaxcoop1234]

Krusty I love your videos keep it up you make me laugh everyday😊

[@Itz_charchar]

*hands slushie* *fallls down* "Well that was rude" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fuzzyunicornhugs1757]

1:34 I have been cracking up so hard from this-

[@huggyandnofriends8168]

Yes😊😊😊

[@minahilbaig1822]

Agreed! 😂🤣

[@megamixelfan]

GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE >:( bot: :3

[@10GaugeManiac]

Detroit: Become Human 2 - *HUMAN UPRISING!*

[@audrinnaortiz4994]

Lol

[@jocely400]

Good afternoon, human, I will like to purchase these 👹 CHIPS👹0:14

[@audrinnaortiz4994]

@@jocely400 LOL 😂

[@dreyamarshall4383]

Cbggv

[@SyVant_K]

@@jocely400 It Did Sound Like A Demon XD

[@class397official]

3:12 "Yeah. *pours out slushee* That was rude."

[@_11666]

The bit where you throw the sausage and say GET OUT! is really funny😂

[@joakablondie]

Don't think I've ever laughed so much at a you tuber!! 😂😂 Fab work! 🤣 👍👌

[@Gemma.12345]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Elizabeth-hf8jr]

@@Gemma.12345 not funny

[@angelonyourwright874]

“You’re supposed to smile and be polite.” no! This video has me laughing so hard my sides hurt.

[@johnmulvenna4179]

Love the vids Crusty

[@JWE.09]

👇People who play job sim in 2024

[@ryanheeney9255]

Khb

[@hulick6910]

I DO!!!

[@CatThatLooksLikeHitler]

ME

[@Ronaldo_da_goatsSIUU7]

@@ryanheeney9255what do you mean and i do

[@Niceguyjy]

MEEEE

[@Distance6]

"later chump, you'll never catch me!!" *two police cars pass him* "i think they caught him" (meanwhile he never did get caught)

[@mpcyp-pq8co]

Him and graystill plays would be an interesting game collab

[@B-A-E-B-A-E]

True tbh

[@SpietYT]

Bro this guy is the funniest guy i have ever seen that a new sub for you❤😂😂😂😂😂

[@Fnafplush112]

I watched this 2 years ago and now I found it again

[@tiaanengelbrecht6158]

You have the best voice! Very entertaining. I've been laughing my arse off for 45 minutes now. Nice workout, thanks!

[@dustyMiller_photo]

1:36 the face you make when the cashier violently rips the your meat cylinder out your hand, which he had half eaten already and throws it at the door after keeping your change from paper currency you gave him.

[@ourrandomdays808]

I love your videos they are so good and I love you so much ❤

[@JunkstHat3605]

17:54 Man, the big reveal of 3 tiny adults that overdosed on helium really shocked me greatly!!!

[@oddrottenmilk1587]

16:46 If in this universe, everybody is almost a robot, does this make this child labor

[@IAmCrusty]

i hope so

[@DS-jd6cb]

How are baby's made

[@DS-jd6cb]

In robot

[@nr5008]

at 18:02 when Crusty said they were a lot of small adults made me laugh so much I love it!!

[@jeremymccown3848]

Me to bro

[@RealProgramming101]

can we all agree crusty is the best youtuber?

[@autix3880]

18:01 “They were a bunch of small adult’s”❤

[@3C5TACY]

Haha I pissed myself laughing at this it was so funny I can't stop watching it! Love you crusty you make awesome content!

[@scream6isout114]

i like when you talk to the bot with the bot your like GET OF YOUR GODDAMN PHONE AND PAY ATTANTIN TO ME IM HERE.

[@IvoryN-vx6us]

The “get the hell out of my shop” left me dying 😂

[@Tigron101]

For the longest time since Markiplier played this level, I thought The Pink Stuff was just pepto, but I didn't see the back of the bottle and back then I didn't know about that sus pink sauce.

[@JoPops28]

1:03 Secret Ingredient your gonna love it

[@Jimothyjohns]

Did the one at 17:59 say “I can’t go back to jail” what did she do to get in jail?

[@IAmCrusty]

wore somebodies skin

[@Jimothyjohns]

IAmCrusty makes sense

[@i_simp_for_dabi]

She can wear my skin 😏

[@jairoalvarenga157]

@@IAmCrusty Make sense

[@meat1319]

@@i_simp_for_dabi thats a child

[@AFWlovesPyro]

This guy reminds me of Jack Sparrow in Pirates Of The Caribbean and I love it😂😂😂

[@edinsulic648]

This made me laugh so much thanks sorry if u were going insane.

[@rpm9693]

6:30 Crusty breaks character because of the soul-crushing nature of minimum wage employment lol

[@rosiejohnson77]

L

[@naielsantoro7550]

You’re the best

[@tinadavis6037]

LOL do it AGAIN

[@NymanSax]

6:36

[@fireshield2398]

Lololol