when we found out Tim was coming aboard we deactivated our weapons. lol good choice.
@jasonleslie2032 жыл бұрын
Tells you something doesnt it😅
@robertpolityka84642 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking the Captain needs a medal for dealing with Tim for a day!
@patrickkanas3874 Жыл бұрын
And Tim gets offended by that evem though the captain was clearly right to do that
@shadowbeast2276 Жыл бұрын
@@robertpolityka8464 I think everyone deserved a medal for surviving tim being on board & making it out alive 😆
@1992balto11 ай бұрын
Ohh yea
@user-dj1qp8ph6w4 жыл бұрын
1:52 "Is he for real?" "That's a question I often ask myself."
@treyliles1174 жыл бұрын
I love how Al tries to keep from laughing when the oil sprays onto his shirt
@majinish13 жыл бұрын
Only Tim could make a Navy ship pop a wheelie. lol
@jasonleslie2032 жыл бұрын
And a carrier at that
@doctorofgallifrey04205 жыл бұрын
5:26 That one handed catch Al made was Odell Beckham worthy 😂😂😂
@joevictor53 Жыл бұрын
Al's always cool without even trying. Like when he caught the oregano from Rock when they were doing the meals on the job site episode
@dualactionsurgilator4 жыл бұрын
As a former breakfast chef I can attest to how well Rosie did and how badly Tim made a disaster on the grill. He should not even be in the dishroom as he would blow up the Dishmachine LOL!
@luigihoratio51013 жыл бұрын
A la Pilot Episode right? Lol
@sarahhenry18453 жыл бұрын
Thank you for your service
@archive8812 жыл бұрын
The regular dishwasher explosion was huge I'd hate to see what he could do to an industrial sized one!
@shadowbeast2276 Жыл бұрын
He'd give that dishwasher "MORE POWER"😁
@ryanbrooke9270 Жыл бұрын
Omg right lmao 🤣 the restaurant I worked at we were a very popular brunch spot and our head chef was a fuckin asshole to the max and just imagining someone doing what he did in front of that guy it would be must see tv because our chef was the owners son and he would scream at ppl frequently I was a line cook and when I wasn't I was a expoditer and ya it almost was like hells kitchen the TV show but softer because of laws but it got as bad as it could get most ppl who quit it was on the spot during busy times but it's that restaurant life if you work at a restaurant.
@angbandsbane Жыл бұрын
One of the best jokes of the episode was the one immediately after the aircraft carrier popped a wheelie. Jill: "I'm so glad you're home." Tim: "Not as glad as the navy."
@beakedmonk39812 жыл бұрын
5:32 When you realize the studio audience for Home Improvement is also the studio audience for Tool Time and that they're also laughing at a guy who just got shot in the butt with a nail.
@AaroMesa4 жыл бұрын
" I learnt this little trick in my senior year" *has a seizure*
@Firebolthustle13 жыл бұрын
I swear it seems like Richard Karn has a hard time trying not to laugh..lol
@jasonleslie2032 жыл бұрын
Just watch the bloopers
@kjrey98782 жыл бұрын
Felix the Plumber: "I don't need this...I could be cleaning out a septic tank!" 😆 Felix and the K&B Construction guys were always my favorite recurring Tool Time guests.😃
@shadowbeast2276 Жыл бұрын
Same here
@EddieHawkinsII4 жыл бұрын
5:27 - NICE catch!
@eileenmclaughlin98511 ай бұрын
I. Miss HOME IMPROVEMENT. ITS HOW TIM MAKES A COMPLETE FOOL OF HIM SELF. TEE HEE😅😅😅😅
@Gamingnstuff131 Жыл бұрын
“Is he for real?” “That’s a question I often ask myself.”
@zacg8975 Жыл бұрын
😆
@FullTekAuto Жыл бұрын
Richard Carn is amazing. My favorite actor
@eric212002 жыл бұрын
"Is he for real?" "That's a question I often ask myself."
@cutemimi254 жыл бұрын
6:37 Al: Tim, Tim Stop Playing With All Those Buttons!!!
@cappy22824 жыл бұрын
Just throwing a shit load of eggs on the grill 🤣🤣
@GeoStreber Жыл бұрын
I just wanna point out that the sound of the turbine firing at 7:08 is the exact sound as a barrel explosion in the 1993 video game "Doom".
@bobwalsh37514 жыл бұрын
"I'll need a claw hammer, a vacuum hose, some bandaids and a magnet." ...what's the vacuum hose for?
@NightwingReborn3 жыл бұрын
And a tetanus shot
@homiex0413 жыл бұрын
YOU SHOT MR. LEONARD IN THE ASS
@drewski153510 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mitchellc42268 жыл бұрын
The part with the jet engine on the aircraft carrier is one of the only parts of this show I can remember clearly.
@DoubleDash284 жыл бұрын
MitchellC4 cool
@christinajones93 Жыл бұрын
My favorite episode is when they came out with the self cleaning kitchen I speak for anyone that cooks all the time I need this
@josephmayotte88795 жыл бұрын
Tim: Honey, is everything ok? Jill: Not really. I think Brad might be sex. Tim. SEX!?!?! ( Tim accidentally lean over the lever) 7:04
@sarahhenry18455 жыл бұрын
Bad time Jill.
@Birdword01053 жыл бұрын
@@sarahhenry1845 Definitely
@angelasandridge63883 жыл бұрын
Bi
@USAIRFORCE6216 жыл бұрын
Captain: "Tim you just declared war on Finland!" Tim: "Unh!"
@josephmayotte88795 жыл бұрын
Jake Kellogg Al: I’m ready to serve, Sir.
@Powerranger-le4up4 жыл бұрын
Joseph Mayotte Captain: Just kidding, Al. When we found out that Tim was coming aboard, we deactivated all our weapons.
@zacg8975 Жыл бұрын
@@Powerranger-le4up Tim got triggered 😆
@Shipman37x2 жыл бұрын
Tim continuously holding the air gun wide open after spraying oil🤣🤣
@JadenVonBat10 жыл бұрын
Geez, it's like if nobody's gettin' hurt, somebody's losing their pants around him!
@Kazuo1G12 жыл бұрын
"...and this little device down here, what's that supposed to do?" *THUNK* Everything about that part went perfectly. XD
@EminemFan20213 жыл бұрын
Tim Taylor cannot be killed!
@hazelanderson14793 жыл бұрын
Strange, seeing as an anagram of that is mortality.
@RatnikCarrick4 жыл бұрын
The owner: "I'm proud of the sanitary conditions in my kitchen".... After Tim finishes cooking.... "Kitchen closed for two weeks - spring cleaning"...
@mytunes485 жыл бұрын
Al has some nice looking qualities about him
@JacobLink35011 жыл бұрын
I don't know who's more destructive: Tim "The Toolman" Taylor or Steve Urkel.
@luigihoratio51014 жыл бұрын
That's Tim "the Toolman" Taylor. All of that carnage has gotta be worth about millions or even billions. He should get a job working at "Austin Deconstruction"
@JacobLink3504 жыл бұрын
Christian Galvan Steve Urkel is a character from the TV show, Family Matters. He’s this nerd who has the same accident-prone style as Tim Taylor does.
@drl50023 жыл бұрын
@@luigihoratio5101 Steve Urkel did take out an entire apartment building with his termites.
@luigihoratio51013 жыл бұрын
@@drl5002 that is bad yes, but damages from Tim Taylor is worth leagues above a destroyed house due to natural animals. Termites eat wood. Tim Taylor adds unnecessary power to items causing self destruction.
@Omni20One Жыл бұрын
I have to have all seasons for the collection. Tim Allen was a complete nut. The part where he’s cooking and the spatula is going crazy making all that noise and accomplishing NOTHING is gold.
@Areallykelwguy14 жыл бұрын
Tim you just declared war on finland lol
@Airman2414 жыл бұрын
Why would Mr.Leonard be in front of Tim when he is playing around with a nail gun
@brendancarmichael55974 жыл бұрын
7:09 Sex?!😂
@SpeedyEric16 жыл бұрын
7:20- Just imagine if Tim was on a helicarrier from the Marvel Universe.
@scorchx30005 жыл бұрын
Tim: What did I do? Nick Fury: You just declared war on Latveria.
@clarikid5 жыл бұрын
Nick Fury wouldn't let Tim on the Hellicarrier
@sarahhenry18453 жыл бұрын
@@clarikid true, nick is smarter than that.
@jasonleslie2032 жыл бұрын
Send TIM after hydra. He'd stop them single handedly
@zacg8975 Жыл бұрын
@@scorchx3000😆
@phylwaters45115 жыл бұрын
I don't know how Richard Karn kept a straight face!! Both of these men are excellent actors!! They don't make shows like this anymore. (Except for Last Man Standing)
@jasonleslie2032 жыл бұрын
Lots of redos on the scenes.
@chimaamanambu60672 жыл бұрын
I miss the golden age of television, but just give me a big break. I'm not gonna trash everything new and I will not be forced into this crap by those lifeless, grown-a** nostalgically-blind hypocrites like you!
@christopherchoi42854 жыл бұрын
Tim U just Declared War on Finland!! Thats hillarious XD
@SeleenShadowpaw2 жыл бұрын
3:05 Who would have thought Bobby Singer was hunting rodents before he graduated to vampires and werewolves :D
@cynthiasmith4130 Жыл бұрын
Love this show, watch it everytime it's on!!! Tim Allen is hilarious!!!! Our own man from, Michigan !!!!!!! 🌲🌲🌲🌲...
@matt597365 жыл бұрын
Thanks for showing these I grew up in Michigan I also grew up and warn which is little bit north of Detroit with everybody who did the trades very normal people making fun of work that they did every day. very sad in a very short. Of time nobody understands this because this new generation doesn't knows how to work. in the TV shows that they have now or horrible.
@wyattpeterson20955 жыл бұрын
"That's exactly why you should never play around with a nail gun!"
@drewski153510 ай бұрын
5:26 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 YOU SHOT MR LEONARD IN THE BUTT???
@adriangarcia5433 жыл бұрын
I remember I was boy I remember watching home improvement commercial about Tim Allen turn into a giant it was call attack of the giant toolman
@YankeePat945 жыл бұрын
5:27 Mr. Leonard getting shot in the butt is too funny
@jasonleslie2032 жыл бұрын
Id die laughing just from that part alone
@evanyasser441211 ай бұрын
This part is what keeps bringing me back here. Apparently I now think that it’s the funniest thing in the world to watch Tim shoot an old man in the ass with a nail gun
@drewski153510 ай бұрын
YOU SHOT MR LEONARD IN THE BUTT??? 😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@evanyasser441210 ай бұрын
@@drewski1535 this is exactly why you shouldn’t play around with a nail gun
@drewski153510 ай бұрын
@evanyasser4412 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅😅 I choke on my laughing everytime I see that
@justinmillirons47022 жыл бұрын
I died laughing when he cut the wires to lights and the lights fell I don’t know why but that’s fine with the funniest moments in television
@tyrese3745 Жыл бұрын
2:15 Word to the wise: Don’t *EVER* let Tim cook near Gordon Ramsay. I wouldn’t want to be in Gordon’s shoes if Tim was on MasterChef or, worse, Hell’s Kitchen.
@archive8812 жыл бұрын
3:20 - Yes, for those fancy, snobbish rats lol!
@mayhemx95 жыл бұрын
before bobby hunted and trapped demons he was trapping mice.
@Goabnb945 жыл бұрын
2:12 - what inspired howtobasic
@J4K3113 жыл бұрын
His grunts are so funny UGGH UGGH UGGH
@RotaryLover14 жыл бұрын
I LMFAO when I saw the Bedford 6100 Electric Caulking Gun xDDD
@steviechan1397 жыл бұрын
5:33 Love the reaction of the guy wearing the blue shirt. XD
@giovannimartinez1484 Жыл бұрын
Al: Well, it worked! Nobody got hurt. Let's give Tim a big hand! (Audicine cheering) Me: YAY! 9:34 (Al's clothes get sucked off) Me: OH, COME ON!
@patrickkanas3874 Жыл бұрын
It's cool that this show would sometimes use real blue collar workers instead of actors for tool time segments
@jazzyjake99 Жыл бұрын
Good for you! I would try and bring the horn up a little, it looks like you are slouching into it. If you try and sit up straighter, you will have better air flow.
@pacetti079 жыл бұрын
0:09:28 I bet Al was really grateful that he decided to wear boxers instead of briefs.
@humanstandssans24849 жыл бұрын
Who wears briefs after 13 years old? Except Cosmo Kramer
@pacetti079 жыл бұрын
Sanji Zant Evidently a lot of guys. If there was no money in making adult sized briefs then they wouldn't be stocked, or sold in stores. For that matter they wouldn't even be made.
@ForceMaximus846 жыл бұрын
He’s not the only one.
@bubblebluemoon13 жыл бұрын
its 1.40 am and man that pancakes and eggs sure looks tasty
@Pippi444 Жыл бұрын
Dishwasher? More like fishwasher lol
@mkend310 жыл бұрын
From 7:19 to 7:20, was expecting to hear Tim shout "DID I DO THAT?!"
@sarahhenry18455 жыл бұрын
Tim, stop trying to steal Steve Urkel's line!
@DailyAttitudeAdjustment5 ай бұрын
4:00 Bobby Singer catching the tool man long before he caught ghosts.
@warmsoul5995 Жыл бұрын
One of the funniest scenes ever Tim Really nailed it!!!!
@alexkramer492 Жыл бұрын
I get it
@webcastnetwork43446 жыл бұрын
Tim is the original HowToBasic
@MrVavant4 жыл бұрын
3:23 its bobby from supernatural!
@MechaTailsMK213 жыл бұрын
0:43 His face expression reminds me of Red Green when Bill is around.
@rogerhurtubise21503 жыл бұрын
Bill, and Tim go into business together...From Possom Lake to Port Asbestos that carnage swath would be epic.
@jeradpaulson7712 жыл бұрын
@@rogerhurtubise2150 0:43
@deadlydojo54674 жыл бұрын
2020 anyone
@HOLY_SPIRIT_GOD3 жыл бұрын
1:35 "pretty fast huh?" And she works for $5 an hour too!
@exarsunrider64684 жыл бұрын
Al just takes it all
@partyguy101ify2 ай бұрын
I think Jill could have waited until Tim was home before telling him about Brad.
@G-MONEY19966 жыл бұрын
5:26 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. 😁
@nicolasbouchard93044 жыл бұрын
I love American T.V shows
@Steveman275 жыл бұрын
What if there was an episode of Home Improvement where Tim and Al where onboard an airliner thousands of feet in the air with dozens of passengers, and they were shown the cockpit with the pilot and copilot flying the plane? What would Tim do and what would happen?
@JRitter199311 жыл бұрын
I miss Tim Taylor
@zacg8975 Жыл бұрын
I do too
@I_SuperHiro_I Жыл бұрын
I, I, I don’t NEED this….! Lol, oh my gosh I miss this show
@insuficientdata15 жыл бұрын
I Love This Show! XD
@zacg8975 Жыл бұрын
How can anyone not love this show In my life on this amazing and beautiful planet that God created I've never met or seen a person who doesn't like or even heard of Home Improvement show with Tim Allen
@LuigiStrikeForceChaz Жыл бұрын
Should've made Tim work against enemies
@Irrelevant4028 жыл бұрын
I want some pancakes now.
@AKarnold10107 жыл бұрын
This whole series should be called "Tim Allen high and funny as fuck". Would be a billion dollar skit show
@warrensmitchell13 жыл бұрын
Scrambled breakfast
@Jparraortiz15 жыл бұрын
tim tool man taylor rocks !
@mattjensen8759 Жыл бұрын
Not in this montage, but later in the couples therapy episode: "The last show was incredible. I mean, you squirted oil all over Al"
@humanstandssans24849 жыл бұрын
03:50 Tim begins the worst pain you can imagine, without going below the belt.
@user-dj1qp8ph6w8 жыл бұрын
Sanji Zant I'd very much like to know the name of that episode.
@humanstandssans24848 жыл бұрын
So would I. Hell, i'd be happy with the complete collection of every Supernatural episode ever.
@drewski153510 ай бұрын
That's one way to catch a pest 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@artyman603 жыл бұрын
I skipped every single ad you had in this video
@Powerranger-le4up4 жыл бұрын
0:34 I just can’t stop laughing.
@Spokker11 жыл бұрын
JILL: BRAD IS FUCKING ITIM THE TOOL MAN TAYLOR: DJHDJHDKHSDKSD
@janetfromanotherplanet13015 жыл бұрын
It’s very similar to the red green show.
@robbell77555 жыл бұрын
That's what's his name from supernatural.
@terraryzing1726 Жыл бұрын
My favorite was when Tim had his finger in the tincat mousetrap and his other hand in the rat 🐀 rat 🚋 and got stuck on the rodents glue board
@drewski1535 Жыл бұрын
5:26 oooh ouch ouch ouch i totally felt that pain yikes right in the butt
@drewski153510 ай бұрын
3:50 that's one way to catch a pest
@fr0st1397 жыл бұрын
Needs more views
@TheUrbanGaze6 жыл бұрын
2:14 Mystery solved: Tim is HowToBasic
@Scmonk6 жыл бұрын
Home Improvement is How to basic
@tlcp53b495 жыл бұрын
In all 4 videos I don’t see the scene where he turns off the power in Silverdome on thanksgiving day
@drewski1535 Жыл бұрын
5:33 YOU SHOT MR LEONARD IN THE BUTT? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@evanyasser44129 ай бұрын
This is exactly why you shouldn’t play around with a nail gun
@drewski15359 ай бұрын
@@evanyasser4412 😅😅😅😂😂🤣🤣
@williamhenderson95353 жыл бұрын
LOL, LOL, LOL 2020 - Still funny!
@animemangafan19876 жыл бұрын
Tim goes into full throttle after Brad has sex!
@codym88972 жыл бұрын
What are those Tool Time segments taken from these episodes?🙂