ian gallagher also once said | shameless us

[@tobigrim]

if you wanna comment quotes (Mickey’s is first but I’ll probably do a part 3 for ian too) make sure you censor them (ie. f*ck) so KZbin doesn’t delete it. 🤠

[@mariacorrea5456]

“It’s a f***ing snickers bar”

[@mariacorrea5456]

“Stab that f**king mick you keeps stealing my jello”

[@junkmail3544]

please please make a whole vid just on ian saying “whaT” the way he does

[@chloebrammer2368]

“With all there meg and there bleh”

[@katiebarrette9190]

I dont like the gays with all the meh and the bleh their not all like that

[@neivilde.1242]

ok but carl having his adult voice while still being in a tiny body is terrifying

[@boketto4714]

NO FR 💀💀 ethan is 5’5 irl

[@sarah-nt7nx]

@@boketto4714 damn hes still taller than me-

[@layabrxdley]

YE💀

[@hannah_the_great2527]

FRRRR

[@ЖаннаБобровская-ъ3ь]

Yyyyyeeeeesss

[@vibracketssquared]

"Hey Lip! How's your lip?"

[@javimorales5847]

what an iconic season was that

[@v1ctorialynne]

@@javimorales5847 1 or 2 I think

[@ezzyandzz]

that was mickey not ian…?

[@Impatrick0]

@@ezzyandzz in the description it said they were making Mickey next so I think they were just giving a suggestion

[@ezzyandzz]

@@Impatrick0 ohhhh my bad

[@britneyisallyouneedtoknow2406]

I do like that "you'll get your ass kicked by a homosexual" line haha That bible quote contest and threat are one of my favorite badass Ian moments

[@tobigrim]

SAME

[@mica720x]

"I'm pretty? You have the hairless body of a pre-teen girl"

[@tobigrim]

omg

[@mica720x]

@@tobigrim 11x3

[@dobmztbs]

“Well you like sticking it up my shitter, so what’s that say about you?” 💀💀🙏

[@aubreyfisher4320]

“Packin 9 inches” ✋🏼 ✋🏼

[@sydneybrede]

😂

[@joodeatsfood]

“Ah fuck, you brought a gun in here?” Gets me every single time

[@Ferixstar]

Carl: “Do you love Mickey?” Ian: “I like how he smells.”

[@giulianaserra1094]

Okay one more bc I’m a simp for him: “No no, man, it’s okay, you can keep staring at me” to a patient in the psych ward he’d just called a nutjob

[@tobigrim]

YES

[@tobigrim]

it keeps deleting your comment bc of the swear words 👀 * them out and you should be good!

[@jenniboo9441]

That wasn't Ian that was Mickey when he went to visit Ian

[@tobigrim]

@@jenniboo9441 I asked for ian and mickey quotes, not just Ian :)

[@randomchann50]

The scene with Mickey getting the bullet pulled out of his ass gets me every time 😭 it’s the way Fiona says “ian WHAT THE FUCK”

[@billyoconnell3542]

I can explain

[@radam282]

Ned got his back for being punched by Mickey lol

[@jackiesporer4060]

mickey: you the manager? *manager* "who's asking?" mickey: since you just saw me speak imma take a wild stab it's me

[@sydneyrozeboom3782]

“Excuse me for thinking I had your whole heart.” “You do. The vast majority of it.” “The vast majority, wait how much is that exactly?” “ “87%” “87%. That’s not enough.” THAT WAS SO CUTE SHUT UP IM GONNA CRY.

[@GallavichxShameless]

Which ep is that?

[@dobmztbs]

@@GallavichxShamelessit’s shameless hall of shame ep 1

[@bridgetevelyn]

“WHY DOES EVERYTHING ALWAYS HAVE TO SUCK” -my baby 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@celestesargiotti5822]

"god damn it, why does everything always have to s*ck? this is my f*cking wedding day. for one day, for one day, can i have the gold chiavaris with the white cushions??

[@dawijcho4419]

- Why is Mickey handcuffed? - He wants to kill his dad - WILL kill his dad.

[@tobigrim]

LMAOOO

[@dawijcho4419]

- Куда ты постоянно убегаешь? - I DONT KNOW WTF YOU’RE SAYING

[@tobigrim]

THE FACT THAT THE RUSSIAN PART IS HERE

[@sarton6362]

"Where are you constantly running away?" For my english friends)

[@personunknown7129]

'Мы все были здесь на прошлой неделе. Где ваши мать были вы?' 'SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH!!'

[@viv2633]

@@personunknown7129 😂😂😂 каждый раз смеюсь с этого

[@personunknown7129]

@@viv2633 И Я ТОЖЕ!! Микки и русский язык это просто шедевр

[@viaaais.jsbetter]

“mmhm thank you!😘” HIM KISSING MICKEY ON THE CHEEK OMG THAT WAS ADORABLE

[@marcy9594]

Time stamp please?

[@KCLynn_]

still waiting for a timestap after a year

[@natalieglick9658]

IAN GALLAGHERRRR

[@tobigrim]

YES

[@SM-bp6kz]

“No it’s illegal in this country” when asked to take baby to funeral

[@tobigrim]

OMG MY FAV ONE

[@SUTTYEA]

Ian in the church defending the gay kids is one of my favorite scenes in the entire show.

[@viaaais.jsbetter]

“Congratulations it has no F**king PIN number! What are you gonna do rob the same mail boxes until they send the pin?🤨”

[@tobigrim]

pls yours are so funny I’m cracking up 🤠 the emojis make it so much better

[@viaaais.jsbetter]

@@tobigrim THANKS I HAVE SO MANY MICKEY AND IAN QUOTES(WELL FROM THE SHOW IN GENERAL) THAT I CAN JUST COMMENT FOR DAYS THESE ARE SO FUN

[@tobigrim]

@@viaaais.jsbetter YES PLEASE DO

[@viaaais.jsbetter]

@@tobigrim GLADLY

[@tobigrim]

@@viaaais.jsbetter THANKS BESTIE

[@dontletdonghaedrive]

im actually screaming but that entire gay jesus in the church scene with the "h o m o s e x u a l" has me more turned on than i thought amiright folks

[@tobigrim]

u ARE so right

[@laurenk9173]

I love how after Mickey says, "That's the gayest shit I've ever heard." Ian just nods his head. 😂

[@viaaais.jsbetter]

“Alright Jesus let’s get outta here before they throw you in again”

[@viaaais.jsbetter]

“Allie behind the OTB, ask for Raoul But Bring a rag sometimes he doesn’t bother to wipe the blood off the blade”

[@giulianaserra1094]

Last one I swear “To me, a friend is just one more person I gotta kill before they turn state’s evidence”

[@tobigrim]

LMAOO YES

[@JulieDonn78]

At the docks. Mickey. * I knew you’d come *

[@tobigrim]

YES

[@Johanna-hw9gn]

Even better his "stop" when ian tries to resist him, god these two

[@viaaais.jsbetter]

“Sick of the smell of goddamn mayonnaise! It’s like getting screwed by a bowl of potato salad every morning!”

[@ndndnemkemxmdnksx6822]

“Boyfriend huh? What you doing here then?”

[@lettersofmusic7476]

I love how this family accepts him as gay and how they are close with each other despite all their shit. They always cover for one another when they're in deep shit. And they're all open minded talking about sex, Dicks etc. Haha

[@irenediaz5432]

I'm loving this 💕 "Name me one person I've murdered!"

[@tobigrim]

this one is in the first one, Ian’s quote but I kept Mickey’s in so I wouldn’t use it again. I kept it in because I love it so much though!

[@viaaais.jsbetter]

“I’m GAY 100% GAY”

[@viaaais.jsbetter]

“IT’S A F**KING SNICKERS BAR!”

[@starprincess66]

"now they're black and blue balls."

[@junkmail3544]

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A COMPILATION OF ALL IAN’S “WHAT”’S ??? I WISH I COULD BUT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW

[@dawijcho4419]

- You got shot, Mickey - YEAH, I KNOW I GOT SHOT

[@tobigrim]

LMAOOO

[@river5880]

mickey had a gay panic in the last one tbh

[@brir6769]

Woah guys guys, no f*ckin guns, it’s just a drunk old lady in there

[@The_Mang]

You gotta do an April Fools one of these that's like "Ian Gallagher once said" and it's just quotes from all of Cameron Monaghan's other roles that aren't Ian Gallagher

[@viaaais.jsbetter]

“Take your hand off the glass”

[@thomaswife6378]

“We all just hate Debbie” count me in Ian

[@carlpoppa13]

"We both know what we know we know... that we know"

[@viaaais.jsbetter]

“I think your dad might still be a little upset”

[@phee9430]

he’s my spirit animal

[@urmom8216]

"since you just saw me speak, imma take a wild stab its me"

[@personunknown7129]

'i dont know what you see in that geriatric viagroid'

[@izzypoyer3368]

“We’re taking care if him. You, me, us. He’s f*cking family”

[@LIAM-0006]

"you know whats not funny? You. Ever." Is the best line ever😭

[@jackiesporer4060]

mickey: that has a hair on it.

[@jackiesporer4060]

mickey: you're nothing but a warm mouth to me

[@Dahliakumiko]

And we all know that was a lie LOL

[@TheDarkestSecrets]

Well, i told him i'm bipolar and my family's a little screwed and he took it pretty well, but it's one thing to hear it, another thing to live with it so... We shall see. Ian quote

[@tiffanypersaud3518]

The chick therapy is so next level comedy and it just suits Ian and Carl so well.

[@irenediaz5432]

"I don't want to walk up and donwstairs with my bazooka"

[@lenovoko2231]

"this ain't mayc's b**** you ain't window shopping" 🛒

[@Jf_productions556]

"You trying to give me shock therapy?"

[@viaaais.jsbetter]

“*Jumps over fence and runs away from the police, leaving Ian standing there🧍‍♂️*”

[@viaaais.jsbetter]

“Get the pepper spray!”

[@viaaais.jsbetter]

“Curtis!? Your f**king stage name!?”

[@maggiem22]

“oh sh*t. f*ck” when he steals yevgeny

[@starprincess66]

"It's a f*ckin snickers bar!"

[@aubreyfisher4320]

“Well this ain’t Macy’s b*tch you ain’t window shopping”

[@SM-bp6kz]

This ain’t Macy’s and you ain’t window shoppin

[@bi-son7423]

we all hate debbie is so true

[@insiider5939]

STOP I CANT BREATH AFTER THE PACKING ONE LMAIASDADSAD

[@tobigrim]

gets me EVERY TIME

[@wenty4ever]

Carl throwing an UNPLUGGED outlet into the pool to give him shock therapy is so such an underrated scene, I laughed so hard 😂😂😂

[@tommycastaneda9595]

“Find me if you want another one.”

[@soph_mxy]

Mickey: "Would You Shut The F**k Up Your Annoying The Sh*t Outta Everybody" and "I Definitely Love One"

[@viaaais.jsbetter]

“You calling me gay?”

[@jackiesporer4060]

mickey: you need to stop with the cops. no cops.

[@l.gallavich1408]

I love you, Mickey Milkovich. More than anything. 🥺😍❤️

[@irenediaz5432]

The fun thing is that I'm spanish, so first time I heard that PTSD line I thought it was some STD. Then one fine day I knew what PTSD really was and finally caught the joke.

[@Dahliakumiko]

I don't get it help plz 😕

[@keiahrogers7594]

i think that mickey juat has the cutest eyes everrr ahhh i think im in love hahah

[@jackiesporer4060]

mickey: i like f*cking carrot tops"

[@addisonlydia6524]

i love how they both know their gay but they maje fun of eachother for it

[@backchanneling]

[raises eyebrows] "wasn't just a rumor"

[@Vxry.Bxrry_Bxnnie._]

1:06 I was not expecting Carl's (Ethan's) voice to come out so fcking deep, he still looked like a child there

[@nefeliliraki6761]

''Bye bye nice lady''

[@tobigrim]

A baby :(

[@jadzialeask8554]

“We both know, that we know, that we know what we know, we know...” 👀👀👀👀

[@jackiesporer4060]

mickey: IAAAAN GALLAGHER

[@kadencebragan3482]

I love every scene from shameless but the way they edited the face when Ian said guest womb at 1:42 gets me every time.

[@nefeliliraki6761]

i was about to study and here you are posting a vid trying to distract me. Congats pal ..you made it😂

[@tobigrim]

this is more important than studying 😂

[@sparkles52]

« You’re gonna be a great dad »

[@victoriah7852]

"............I'm a pimp."

[@tobigrim]

YES

[@Mia-fq5pw]

0:25 DYING S1 IAN WAS ACC SO FUNNY

[@thatguy3174]

"That's the spirit boys, think big and ki- shit wrong guy.

[@TheDarkestSecrets]

Firecrotch, that one isa classic line from mickey

[@viaaais.jsbetter]

“You get to stay I stabbed you!”

[@viaaais.jsbetter]

“TERRY MILKOVICH!!!”

[@tobigrim]

YES

[@viaaais.jsbetter]

@@tobigrim EXACTLY THANK YOU

[@tobigrim]

@@viaaais.jsbetter ILL DEFINITELY USE THIS ONE

[@viaaais.jsbetter]

@@tobigrim YESSSS

[@aubreyylolz]

i love him

[@jackiesporer4060]

mickey: red head, bad shit crazy, packing 9 inches.

[@viaaais.jsbetter]

“And learn how to run like a dude!”

[@ndndnemkemxmdnksx6822]

“why tf is everybody running?!🤨NO ONES CHASING YOU F*****S!!”

[@viaaais.jsbetter]

“IDK WHAT THE F**K YOUR SAYING!!!”

[@sweetbee78]

Good ones!! "Guest womb"!! Lol!🌈💗🌈💗

[@ndndnemkemxmdnksx6822]

“this is ain’t macy’s bi**h, you ain’t window shopping!”

[@samrobinson1701]

I'm rewatching Shameless and they're so tiny

[@TheDarkestSecrets]

"I like carrot top" mickey.

[@linneapetro6998]

Great work!

[@ludovicadiclemente5073]

" we all hate Debbie" non è mai stata detta cosa più vera

[@krisgordon7693]

“I think his death wish was “get this bag off my head” (after Mickeys dad died)