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[@hisokamorow-_-4131]

“My dad and Nemo have so much in common” “They both can’t be found”

[@duck3y799]

😢

[@grimslaysx898]

Wow

[@grimslaysx898]

That got a chuckle out of me

[@uzumakinaruto2336]

U missed dory too bro

[@wistelaphdelgado17]

Deku 😪

[@unitedstatesofamerica5876]

"Dude, did you hear about the kidnapping?" "Oh no what happened!" "Dont worry the kid eventually woke up."

[@kal7928]

Thats hilarious tho

[@sharky1699]

100th like

[@itz.me._.sasha.9101]

If you were talking abt a kid napping then you would have a space in-between kid and napping it simply isn't funny 😐

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Fuck im smiling xD

[@unitedstatesofamerica5876]

@@itz.me._.sasha.9101 get the joke buckaroo

[@y1srjg]

“Why cant u hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?” “Why?” “bc the ‘p’ is silent” Edit:tysm for the likes,it’s the most ive gotten

[@soprl]

that is the best joke in the universe ahahahaha

[@BLU-ky6bn]

I used to love this joke sm

[@m1ntyst1cks]

EVERYONE HAS HEARD THIS

[@Jan.nica23siblings]

@@m1ntyst1cks 20 mins ago imearly chatting on your comment I think-

[@kelsiebradley9561]

Loll I'm using this

[@kelhelle]

“How do you keep an idiot waiting?” “I’ll tell you later”

[@TaliIsaia]

"why did the men throw the butter outside the window". Idk, why? "To see the butter-fly".

[@pandavibes1704]

DANG

[@adventchuron3444]

Tell…. Me

[@GodlyGamer1297]

I learned "How do you keep an idiot in suspense?" And then say nothing

[@JackBrown-p6i]

Who fell for that? 😂

[@Luxembourgz6101]

"Did you hear the joke about the plane" "No" "Never mind, it'd probably go right over your head"

[@Jan.nica23siblings]

I laughed!

[@Alien-qg2yn]

I don't jet it.

[@MarmaladeWizard]

@@Alien-qg2yn Oh,You!

[@jerimiahhardy2701]

@@Alien-qg2yn ha ha ha 🥲

[@noteshira8011]

That's a good one

[@Mr-Chick]

"Why do Cows like grass?" "I don't know, why?" "I don't either."

[@iLiKe_AvAcAdOs]

Amazing joke 10/10

[@CharlotteoVietNam]

I genuinely laughed out loud. Also 10/10

[@zacharee2428]

I read it as “crows” 💀💀

[@Imtryingtothink]

@@zacharee2428 🤣😂😂🤣🤣

[@Boutobust]

Original ITS A MASTERPIECE

[@JadeWhoLovesGreen]

Plot twist: The boy was actually the truck driver and he somehow put the ring inside the cookie 👺

[@mxarii5039]

The ring inside the cookie you say hm? SuS.

[@JadeWhoLovesGreen]

@@mxarii5039 😳

[@mxarii5039]

@@JadeWhoLovesGreen 😂

[@elyhotninja6706]

@@mxarii5039 AMOGUS (among us moments

[@Fonixxie]

@@mxarii5039 TRUCKPOSTER

[@GranTube]

What does Batman and a thief have in common? They both can’t leave a store without Robin

[@NotKnown-ed2bw]

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta Why can’t skeletons sky dive? Because they don’t have the guts If two vegans fight is it still considered beef? I’m on a sea food diet I see food and I eat 10 likes for more than

[@Izzyrobloxrblx]

​@@NotKnown-ed2bwI got a bad feeling u stole that

[@Darwin_ronquillo]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

[@red-gp9ohh]

​@@NotKnown-ed2bw overused jokes

[@___balls448]

​@@NotKnown-ed2bw Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

[@Cilantro2]

"Why is George Washington so bad at chess?" "Why?" "Because he's dead" Edit: bruh how does this have 1,000 likes

[@GachaSam11107]

I love this- 😭✋

[@YD_.]

You got me

[@mythicalstuff2261]

Thats dark-

[@GachaSam11107]

@@mythicalstuff2261 yet so true- 💀

[@strange_blade811]

Underrated

[@gempaw2069]

"knock knock" "Who's there?" "Sir, this isn't a joke, come collect your food from the door-"

[@xKei_12]

I-😂😂

[@justjoanneofficial]

@{ müShÿ } 👑🎗 the car warranty overdue joke is over used lol 😂 but it’s still funnier in some instances

[@0SOURBiTe0]

"I'm scared for the calendar" "Why" "Because it's days are numbered"

[@unkn0wn383]

Lol-

[@6669-l3m]

It's so bad it's good!

[@0SOURBiTe0]

@@6669-l3m Thank you

[@Nobody-ug5nv]

Actually a good joke

[@matthijsnorg9281]

Everyone thinks that joke is funny

[@Ram_Bhakt0777]

"Do you know that Dog Food is good for your eyes?" "How??" "Have you ever seen a dog wearing glasses?"

[@ticklegiggle]

But it may make you raise one leg up when you pee 😂😂🤣🤣

[@Zomboo]

​@@ticklegiggle Wait, are we not supposed to raise a leg when we pee? I might need to rethink some things.

[@johedges5946]

Going to send this to the optician, if he laughs I might get some discount

[@luxusmode111]

it’s so dumb but my favorite joke is this: The guy who invented velcro died. Rip.

[@idioticbread5775]

WHY DID I LAUGH 😭

[@azrielhyde5577]

Lol RIP

[@spicytoast6890]

Lmao

[@novamation]

I JUST GOT IT 😂

[@plantx_z1891]

PFF

[@tortia8984]

“What does my dad have in common with Nemo? 😁” “They both can’t be found 😔”

[@Your_Local_Pacifist]

That's just sad

[@strange_blade811]

Very underrated

[@aaronprem3479]

OHHHH NOOOOOO

[@newghost1317]

Nemo was found tho..

[@tortia8984]

@@newghost1317 “what’s the difference between Nemo and my dad?” “Nemo was found, my dad was not…” But that’s true I just heard this joke one time and thought it was funny lol

[@polyphonic-]

“What do you find on tiny beaches” “What?” “M I C R O W A V E S”

[@dontmindme4688]

Lol

[@sophieknikker]

Bhahahahhaah this had me laughing so hard

[@enzaissodead]

so true.

[@CraycrayRAYRAY11]

“What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?” “ Special forces”

[@stillhere1425]

😆

[@JackBrown-p6i]

@@CraycrayRAYRAY11 what do you call Darth Vader with a gun? Special forces!”

[@a._.person3464]

Him: _Tells The Joke_ _1 Hour Later..._ Me: _Finally Gets The Joke And Chuckles_

[@hihi-lu4mh]

Those are the best type of jokes tho

[@Raven_Ray1]

Actually me

[@zedootdoot]

So relatable

[@Td2daname]

The fact that you have to tell your sexuality even tho no one asked

[@zedootdoot]

@@Td2daname r/wooooooooosh

[@greentea9951]

"Why should you never trust an atom?" "Why?" "Because they make up everything"

[@Luv.schuyler]

I love this one because my last name is adams so everyone always looks at me and is like “oOh we sHoulDnt trUsT YOu”

[@hey-hellorichboy]

That's from a kids science video so sadly I knew that one

[@Somnia07]

@@Luv.schuyler but Adams isn't same as atom sorry I'm confused.

[@Luv.schuyler]

@@Somnia07 it’s close tho

[@Somnia07]

@@Luv.schuyler yh lol

[@playgotwood]

"Knock Knock" "Whos There!?" "Daisy" "Daisy Who?!" "Daisy me rollin " *THEY HATIN* " Edit: i never thought this comment will get 379 likes i posted this thinking no one would give a crap last time i checked it was 96 likes thank u guys so much シ︎

[@nnnnnnnn6557]

Lol

[@arkofthescissorss662]

"Dai hatin"

[@ok-ex7ec]

LOL💀

[@Hello-jl1ny]

Lol

[@Fishstick-uy6qp]

Lol

[@Liamblox187]

"why can't Elsa can't get a balloon?" "Cuz she would let it gOOoOoooO"

[@antoniocolangelo7755]

I heard that joke at a concert at my school and we did miming and swimming

[@Aflah5]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

[@I_Seem_To_Be_Lost]

"Dad, what's dark humor?" " see that man with no hands?, ask him to clap. " " dad. You know I'm blind. "

[@Horses_I]

💀😨😆

[@psycho_cosplays]

🤣lol

[@blakhart7294]

Ohhh noooo 😔😔

[@Sixer._.Alixer]

Oop

[@b_u_b_b_a]

That’s my joke

[@gooby2167]

“Have you seen the movie Constipated?” “No” “Yeah me neither it hasn’t come out yet”

[@veronicaquiroz4549]

This one made me snort haha

[@Mintiest_Alex]

PFFFFFFFFT

[@hannahjemimahrumy7135]

Looollll

[@gachaskye2625]

*long drawn out sigh of disappointment* I can believe I laughed at this…

[@_.Rubix_Cube._]

You win it all

[@KabirChattopadhyay1991]

"I have a dog without a nose." "Really? How does he smell?" "Terrible."

[@fbiwalmartversion7872]

"You want to hear a joke about paper" "No" "Yeah you're right it's terrible"

[@nabeelvalliyath736]

U mean '' tearible

[@nabeelvalliyath736]

Hehe

[@fbiwalmartversion7872]

Oh yeah ty😂

[@jrmads_]

😂

[@ash3075]

@@nabeelvalliyath736 oh.... Yha I get it now. Ha.

[@vkazzz8365]

“What did 50 do when he was hungry,” “58” - A very wise man

[@purplecrown2107]

😂😂 wt

[@bigaraga]

Yes

[@uhmtrix]

Fifty ate

[@cat_luvrr]

OHHH I GET IT LOL

[@asha461]

Fifty ate skdhfjdvx

[@zorochi181]

"Did you get a shot in the army?" "No, Dad i got shot in the leggy."

[@okstop1317]

💀💀

[@uh8053]

LOL😭

[@queenof_imk9970]

😂😂😂

[@mockingwizard]

Okay this made me laugh

[@Babiestbabygirl]

This was funnier than it should've been

[@IJUSTKATEI]

“Mom I need personal space!” “You came out of my personal space.”

[@V0xxTelevision]

LMAO

[@mancityfan2004]

I'M WHEEZING!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@urfavoctobergurl]

@@IJUSTKATEI HELP

[@lilymoncayo4626]

Me- why do people never trust lions My mom- because they don’t like him Me- no, because he is a lion (lying) My mom- not funny.. Me- I tried

[@mia3991]

I think you meant "Cause they are always lion" [What is sounds like: Cause they are always lyin']

[@slurp6265]

u shouldve said cause he’s lion it wouldve made more sense xD

[@randompersononearth7263]

You f up the joke by saying “because he a lion (lying)” Could’ve said “no because they’re lion” Good try though.

[@augisoncrack]

"Dad, what's an alcoholic?" "Son, see those 4 cars? An alcoholic would see 8" "But dad theres only 2" *Mom who see's only 1* : Augh

[@ppelpe]

I saw this joke on a video but the joke is still rlly funny

[@ppelpe]

I saw this joke on a video but the joke is still rlly funny

[@augisoncrack]

@@ppelpe yeah, joke is like a meme its supposed to be spread around

[@precon8182]

Plot twist: The dad was so drunk he said 50% more instead of 50% less cars.

[@yamanzee]

It is funny tho

[@lohkeni7984]

"Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?" "Because he wanted to see time fly."

[@meghamouni9221]

😂😂😂😂 well actually i am kinda person who laughs for all types jokes even weird ones 😅

[@anonymousanonymous9587]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the clock

[@lohkeni7984]

@@anonymousanonymous9587 that's so true and funny.

[@marcusmarcuswilliams6618]

That’s actually kind of funny

[@factswithdevasish]

Lmfaooo

[@quit345]

why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road bc it was stuck in the crack ( yes i did like my own comment)😂😂😂😂😂 👇

[@banayabah]

When you laugh at everything: Lmao, this was too funny.

[@masteraccident4221]

Yes I think this is funny

[@banayabah]

@@theredorange Yes, I do. :)

[@rayy_of_darkness]

Bentellect lol

[@xx_lovelyraelynn_xx4362]

@@rayy_of_darkness typed lol but had I blank face I bet

[@NoSocialSkills_]

Same ahahahaa

[@isabellaalcazar7989]

“Why is Peter Pan always flying?” “Why?” “Cause he Neverlands”

[@welcometoasia9984]

LOLOL

[@VBEuro]

I can see this comment getting likes already

[@Raynyskies]

I lowkey love this!! 😂👏

[@niel_z]

LOL

[@bry_crochet]

No, it’s because he’s a fly-ing pan

[@beebthebootiful9509]

- "Why did the chicken cross the road??" - "why" - "To go to the idiot's house. Knock knock." - "Who's there?" - "The chicken" Btw I just want to say I didn't make the joke, I just read it somewhere and really liked it (it became my favourite joke)

[@itzjaily]

THATS ONE OF THE BEST JOKE I'VE READ THIS MONTH

[@dyz9kyxd917]

@°AdorbsxKars° you wanna hear the best knock knock joke it’s knock knock, who there, where when, where when who, my place tommorow you and me it’s Got me laughing everytime

[@drsupriyobhattacharya7422]

That was brutal 🤣🤣🤣

[@charlottw1]

Great joke 🤣🤪😊

[@hillaryhaskins2857]

😂

[@MarvelFanandPshyco]

"Whats the best gift u could ever give anybody?" "For me, its a broken drum, cuz nobody can beat that!" 😂

[@Mmorozovsky]

My friend: what does the ocean says to the other ocean? Me: sea you later My friend: Nothing they just waved, did you sea what i did there? Me: shore, did you sea what i did there? My friend: stop being a beach and stealing my jokes Me: water you saying?

[@KeeleyChaos-official]

Why the flip is this so funny

[@Mmorozovsky]

@@anormaldude6427 i sea what you did there

[@Nightmareloves13]

Lol 😂 and also no cussing

[@apersonwhoexists3383]

Seen this a few times before

[@Mmorozovsky]

@@Nightmareloves13 i didnt cussed, even if i cussed its my choice, not trying o be rude

[@rayn3x]

My favorite joke: "Guys I just realized the 'f' in orphan means family" Mom: "But there isn't any 'f' in orphan-" Mom:"oh"

[@Kdshifley]

Oh-

[@heyimiketv]

Now,Now That’s not a joke! That’s dark humour! I’m calling the FBI

[@Ghosting.Iguess]

My new favourite joke- My family is this close too finding a way too abort someone even tho they’re already born because of this 🥶

[@iamsue5264]

I didn't get can someone explain this to my dumb ass

[@Ghosting.Iguess]

@@iamsue5264 there’s no f in the spelling of orphan- and they said “it stands for family” since there is no f in the spelling- it’s saying orphans don’t have family (which is true kind of) and so it’s funny in a dark humour way

[@sunni8058]

My fav joke: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "Why?" "To get to the idiot's house" "...?" "knock knock" "who's there?" "the chicken"

[@hihi-lu4mh]

ah yes

[@mdshahidullah1365]

That's quite a savage insult xD...gonna use this for emergencies lmao

[@mrfivehead258]

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" "Because you didn't fucking cook it!" Cracks me up every time lmfao.

[@itsthatdev6098]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@Itxsxnny08]

BYEE LOL

[@thecoolkidganicus1477]

Dad joke-how dose a moon cut it’s hair?eclipse it😂 WHat did the sushi say to the bee?wasabi😂 What do you call a alligator that wants to be a detective?investegator😂 TWO MORE- why did the mushroom go to the party ? Because it’s a fungi😂😂 What do you call a tortoise and a porcupine?A slow poke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Hit the like button if you liked these dad jokes!!!!! 👇

[@Deeeeeeer]

"Knock knock" "Who's there" "Hatch" "Hatch who?" "Bless you, do you have a cold?"

[@snakeman-metalman157]

This is golden. 👌

[@dnaawesome5459]

Lol this cracked me up 😂

[@SiloxYT]

Not funny

[@red0222]

I smiled thanks

[@mr_rakexd1285]

Lol

[@animeeditz8198]

Ok so i didn’t laugh until the end- IT WAS SO RANDOM IT WAS FUNNY-

[@methanoI]

the amount of dashes children use nowadays give me stage 2 autism

[@hasanmaz662]

the amount of love i have for oikawa gives me stage 2 autism

[@UselessAccountt]

@@methanoI no one cares bruh-

[@suhasraj4710]

Bro i was serious at first to understand but last mad laugh(a little bit not much)

[@laz4rd215]

Me who just saw someone else like this comment when I was looking at the number of likes

[@joicerajeev]

"I need to buy curtains for my computer" "Why?" "Cuz it has Windows"

[@sushi_.]

Lol

[@bakedpotato.]

This one got me 😂

[@janetboateng3343]

K that's funny

[@khanradi3941]

"I need to buy cheese for my computer" "Why?" "Cuz it is a Mac"

[@ahmadibrahimshahmi3538]

hmm what abt linux?

[@YOURLOCALBESTIE0213]

This got me cracking up my mom looked at me like I was crazy

[@feliciagaffney1998]

It's so dumb, it's funny. I love it. 😂😂

[@sobaty1]

“What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.”

[@bunchofbullstv3435]

Orphans right now "get your hatchets out now everybody, SWING, SWING, SWING, uh oh here come the PoPo."

[@sobaty1]

@@bunchofbullstv3435 I don’t think they would have enough money to buy a hatchet. Also no one would adopt them so they wouldn’t be able to leave the orphanage. :/

[@doublev4409]

Ouch that hit me man 😪 not wrong tho, I am alone aren't I 😂😪

[@EesaGaming]

Why do so many people love orphan jokes?? 😭😭💀

[@sillyPenguinYT]

That's just sad But I will admit, I'm laughing

[@cr4zy_w0lf_exe48]

“Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?” “Why” “Cause’ he was dead...” “Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?” “Idk why?” “Cause he was dead, why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?” “Because he was dead?” “No, peer pressure”

[@myownhappyplace8064]

I can’t explain why but this made my day 😂😂😂

[@cr4zy_w0lf_exe48]

@@myownhappyplace8064 :)

[@YallSuckLMAO]

I’m stealing this This was so good

[@finbro1270]

I have a knock knock joke, you start.

[@thisnameistaken2364]

@@finbro1270 knock nock

[@paimon6626]

"What did the ghost say to another ghost?" "Ghost: Do you believe in humans?"

[@nerdychez2440]

Wow just wow

[@Rain1Haz3]

Hahahahhahaha

[@sevenjt9341]

Almost…. Almost

[@charlie_aizawa]

Omg nooooooooo🤚😭

[@demonicanimations3579]

Kinda

[@_8miko8]

Why did the lawyer win the case inside the restroom? .. Cuz he was on some real shit 😂😂

[@jiseongiscute]

😂

[@becauseyes4040]

There are two fish in a tank One says to the other: "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"

[@92483]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@fateerah851]

LMAO

[@Simply_Avani]

Lmaooooo

[@hi_there2757]

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah ._. I'm stupid that Lokey took me a minute

[@MiniMatorX]

LMFAO

[@Benaidlen813]

“Did you know hellen Keller had a pet monkey?” “No” “She didn’t either “

[@abby-wf6pl]

underrated lol

[@EvaM00]

Please explain

[@Lemonminer]

@@EvaM00 hellen Keller was both blind and deaf from an early age, so she wouldn’t be able to hear or see the monkey, she could just guess by feeling it. She might of thought it was a dog or cat. Obviously that didn’t actually happen but that’s the idea of the joke.

[@EvaM00]

@@Lemonminer Ohhhh yeah lol thanks!

[@zaraamir9165]

This one's real good

[@Chinmayeebastia]

"How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?" "Have YOU ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?"

[@harshalatha7540]

But many animals don't wear glasses too but good one lol

[@Chinmayeebastia]

@@harshalatha7540 thanks :D

[@Elleyiz]

The white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@shadowqueen3679]

@@Elleyiz he didn't eat his carrots

[@iamstupid5635]

Fun fact: rabbits eat Vegetables for the main meal , they eat carrots for snacks

[@WolfNetRexter456]

“How do trees go online” “They forest? “No they just log in!” “HAHAHA” “What’s so funny?”

[@bacn_]

Two windmills are standing in a field. One says to the other, "what's your favorite music genera?" The other says, "I'm a huge metal fan." Edit: I hate autocorrect

[@cobbguy1231]

Oh my god lol

[@jamesjohnXII]

genre

[@jamesjohnXII]

sorry

[@1ly_ani]

Lmao

[@mjd.deetzy]

Lol, siri told me that one

[@maybelater9609]

A woman comes to a doctor and says “Every where I touch hurts see” she touches her arm “Ow” she then touches her leg “Ow!” Then she touches her face “OW!” The doctor takes a look at her and say “Ma’am your finger is broken”

[@u.uitz_honeycake8876]

Lol

[@magnesium_the_skywingxx2759]

Omg i thought itd be somethun else funny but that caught me off guard

[@maybelater9609]

@@magnesium_the_skywingxx2759 oh... ha my dad told me that joke and I think his grandpa told him that joke

[@selever8365]

Thats actually hilarious

[@naya4050]

😂😂

[@alanna4443]

My fav joke is: Did you hear the inventor of the knock knock jokes got an award? Yeah! He got a no-bell peace prize! Like if u get it :)

[@melanie6078]

Good on

[@selever8365]

Ive heard of that Joke already

[@goldenarrow71]

@@selever8365 yeah, so have I! Its a good one isn't it

[@selever8365]

@@goldenarrow71 I guess...?

[@acctgsbelajar]

Good one

[@SupremeGAMINGYTBER]

My milk trying to find my dad, my cat is barking

[@RemmomZ]

“What’s gray and can’t fly?” “A parking lot” Edit: Spelling

[@taylorsversionxx_]

Explain!!!

[@amazuri3069]

@@jordanmitchell174 What? I don't understand you and the other.

[@jordanmitchell174]

@@amazuri3069 basically you can’t fly in the parking lot aka go fast in the parking lot with your car i’m guessing tho

[@TheWolli1234]

@intentional disaster exactly

[@Smoka713]

kakakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka

[@nostalgic7498]

"What do you call an excited mute person?" "What?" "Speechless."

[@PetahGriffin1234]

i dont get it

[@rajnisinghh01]

💀

[@kanchankolatkar3189]

I laughed 💀

[@EliteFrosted]

Bruh 🗿

[@kanchankolatkar3189]

@@PetahGriffin1234, when you are amazed or excited, you're speechless and a mute person cannot speak.

[@ezrajayelliot]

"Dark humour is like food, not everyone gets it"

[@sans1806]

Well FUUU-

[@gamerskillz4718]

😂😂😂

[@user-vj9iw6cv7m]

Is like water also works

[@unknownerror8060]

op-

[@keasiamendoza6663]

That goes for dads too

[@OiIymen]

Not funny. Didn’t laugh. In actual fact, as soon as I scrolled down and my eyes landed upon this individual’s face, the smile from the previous video practically melted away. I can still feel the endorphins slipping away from my desperate grasp. I’ve now started to notice the gyri from my ventromedial prefrontal cortex smoothen out because of how simply unfunny these jokes are. Please either take a master class in performing jokes or never utter something intended to be even slightly funny ever again. And if you do, I’m afraid that I shall feel the need to contact somebody to help with this despicable syndrome-like unfunniness. Run along now.

[@fjvanlievenoogen5141]

"Why did Adele cross the road?" "Why?" "To sing hello from the other side"

[@dayrainy7955]

Haha, i like this

[@leonvadlja5076]

Lmao🤣🤣🤣

[@clee2877]

This one’s good XD

[@Athena_XD]

Lol I think you or rainbow from the krew stole this joke

[@adele3204]

Hello ...

[@yashmikasocrates]

"Why can't dinosaurs clap?" "Because they're dead."

[@sandromaspindzelashvili5767]

Where is this from???

[@becausewhynot2552]

You know why you can't hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?? Cause the p is silent.. lol

[@saraanne1703]

This made me chuckle

[@yashmikasocrates]

@@sandromaspindzelashvili5767 I made it myself!!

[@yashmikasocrates]

@@saraanne1703 ahahahha thankyou xD

[@samrblx8546]

"why do British people pronounce Britain Bri-ain?" "why?" “Because they drank the T” [Not my joke but its my favorite]

[@thedean9282]

Funny

[@oliviaberkhout7540]

I have heard of this joke, but it gets me every time 😂

[@bigaraga]

Lol I like it

[@bigaraga]

@Lebbish Reference to the Boston Tea Party 😁

[@notoriusbookworm48]

HAHAHAHAHA that was surprising

[@LlamaAnimations]

“What’s your full name?” “I don’t have a full name, I have a hungry name” Idk

[@Un1dent1calTw1ns]

“Want to hear the broken pencil joke?” “Sure!” “Never mind, it’s pointless 😒”

[@shadowknight2978]

I hate when comments this good don't have much likes

[@VandanaVandana-rs1zf]

STOP these r funny tho 😅😅😂😂

[@xenia-browanthony5149]

Siri once told me this I found it funny

[@maddiemo3143]

Ahhahahahaha

[@turtzw1]

AAAAAAAA WHAT A GOOD JOKE

[@Charlie__Warlie]

“Dark Humor and water are very similar” “How?” “Not everyone gets it” Edit: People saying it’s an overused joke I already know but I still love this joke

[@NotMe-goat]

Overused joke

[@izuku383]

@@NotMe-goat not really

[@sprinkitty]

Ouch

[@seadrown6252]

@@izuku383 you haven't been on the internet very long if you haven't seen this joke often

[@izuku383]

@@seadrown6252 you see, I have been on the internet for very long

[@wakeupthewublins69]

“Do you know the best joke?” “No??” *pulls a mirror*

[@prishadutta1643]

lol underrated

[@kristycampbell7866]

👁👄👁

[@camilomadrigal8617]

Haha... *pulls out uno reverse card*

[@KallMehRishu]

👍💀

[@rou_ana]

Overused

[@vanesalumabao3022]

“What did the librarian say to the students” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jsuhgarr]

"Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 equal the same thing?" "What, no they don't!" "Yes, because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too." "👁️👄👁️" "😎*Proud of myself*" [Not originally my joke]

[@geetkahar]

Lol

[@tymonszalinski303]

Took me a few seconds to get

[@Jsuhgarr]

@@tymonszalinski303 😄lol, I'm glad you figured it out

[@cffee6999]

Explain pls, I don’t get it 😭

[@geetkahar]

@@cffee6999 10+10 is equal to 20 and 11+11 is equal to 22 which he has said by using too so he meant 11+11 is also equals twenty TOO which also pronounced as 22

[@amber5340]

"My mom died today" "I'm sorry for your loss, here's a joke to help... Knock knock" "Who's there" "Not your mom"

[@melvynjeremiah5704]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sofienomeb8545]

WHY IS MY HUMOR LIKE THIS

[@blue.berry.b]

Not your mom who?

[@virtualmorgue]

@@blue.berry.b Pfft

[@veronicaquiroz4549]

Souurrrr

[@starkissed3183]

"Knock a knock" "Who's there?" "Broken Pencil" "Broken Pencil who?" "Never mind it's pointless" Next joke: "What do you call a werewolf that doesn't know it's a werewolf?" "A unaware wolf!!"

[@alanamorgan5924]

I really like these! They’re not dark like the rest!

[@dougthedragon8195]

These are the "pfft haha" kind of jokes that we don't see enough of...

[@sukainas2438]

What do u call a lost wolf? Werewolf

[@deathness3002]

What the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!

[@GHØSTED.voices]

That’s actually funny! XD

[@urfavoctobergurl]

i was having a bad day and this made me laugh idk why 😭😭

[@taetyo]

"what do you call a pen that has wings?" "idk" "ok" -my google assistent trying to make a joke

[@dialupdog]

this is funnier than every joke in the comments

[@menacingbob4220]

I didn't even laugh

[@Coookr]

Actually funny

[@pixeliique]

Airpen 👹

[@menacingbob4220]

Nope

[@kavern9281]

“so, this girl told me to come over to her house because nobody was home. sure enough I came over and nobody was home”

[@clxtchtdk3332]

Noice

[@lilygipson7005]

I like this ne

[@christopheranton13]

Rodney Dangerfield!

[@Unforgettxbleivy]

Nice

[@MiniMatorX]

Except her

[@swtmm]

"why do bees have sticky hairs" Why "They use honeycombs" That kills me everytime

[@sanyakondapalli9350]

lmao

[@kuromi9719]

It’s not that bad

[@aiyokoyl5]

When I hear bees: “MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE”

[@sanyakondapalli9350]

@@aiyokoyl5 lmao

[@shototodoroki8057]

Pff lmao 😂

[@Egg_noGender]

"What kind of meat does Lady Gaga eat?" "Raw raw raw ah ah"

[@JackBrown-p6i]

Try my joke,,, just commented

[@LizLewRose]

"Why are graveyards so popular?" "Why" "Because people are dying to get into them!" That is the joke I will forever love. My dad always said it when I was a kid.

[@mikan_c0splays685]

Omg why do I love this joke

[@karawoah6426]

“Graveyards are always the dead centre of town”

[@jrmads_]

😂

[@joserosario7264]

love that

[@supermeow970]

“You know, the people that live around here can’t be buried in this graveyard.” “Why not?” “Because they’re not dead yet!” I love this one. My grandfather always said it when I was a kid.

[@ALittleGdTuber]

"get le boomerang" "throw le boomerang" "it didn't come back..." "live in constant fear."

[@blebjub4897]

It actually makes me laugh 😅

[@casualkempt9933]

@Ava Norton BOOMERAANG

[@JamezSucksAtLife]

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.

[@Kdshifley]

Haha 😂

[@oldacc4512]

Haha 😂

[@gamersgamestorm8291]

I mean that’s the actual reason

[@Aletris24]

LOL 😂

[@phildopey5759]

thats not a joke its a fact

[@seventeenshaun6424]

“This is Jim, he has no arms.” “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Jim” {Holy crap I fell asleep like right after this post and did not expect to wake up to this many likes} Thanks all

[@crazyapocalypse7009]

Lmao- poor Jim

[@aaronprem3479]

Oh no dark humor

[@anomni9773]

Oh yes dark humor

[@SirMr10]

So i got bored and made this based off the joke I knew a guy named Jim. He had no arms, as he was and amputee, I say was because, he got prosthetic arms a month after being amputated. So one day, me and my friend where chilling at an house and all the sudden we heard a knock at the door. My friend said "Who was that" and I just had told him about Jim, so I jokingly said to him "Cant be Jim." We both laughed. But then he had a puzzled look on his face, then said "Didn't you say Jim had prosthetic arms?" I then responded "Oh Jims fucking dead. Yeah died a month ago due to an infection in one his shoulders" He then look sad, and said " Well I'd better answer the door" and then promptly got kidnapped. At the time I didn't know what to do, so I kinda just left an note for his parents and hopped the back fence.

[@Potato_chip420]

Put a f in the chat for Jim

[@bogart5453]

"what do you call a fat princess in Minecraft" "Snow white in netherlands"

[@haffafawahyuddin7742]

"What do you call a cute door?" "A what?" "A-door-able" 👁👄👁

[@crystalizedgem5749]

Haha getting LDshadow lady vibes

[@i-eat-leaf-mold]

What do you call an attractive triangle? Acute-ie

[@norlyn1056]

@@i-eat-leaf-mold ehh

[@mainwassupchannel]

I hate u

[@k1ttycat._]

“Knock Knock” “Who’s there?” “Broken Pencil” “Broken Pencil Who?” *Nevermind It’s Pointless*

[@pidgey3734]

"Will you remember me forever?" "Yes" "Knock Knock" "Whos There" "you didnt remember me. now you die." "AH SH- *gets stabbed 82 times in the back*"

[@smallpp5624]

Lol.

[@user-it8xw6vx7d]

@@pidgey3734 thats old lmao

[@mryomama6468]

Hahahahahahha lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one I haven't laughed like this in a long time

[@LasqueletteRaspberry]

Do not say that to a futur writer like me xD

[@catchemgacha480]

I have a joke that makes me explode EVERYTIME: “Son, this is a lie detector, if you lie, it’ll beep” “Son, where were you today?” Son: “I was at school” Beep! Son “Ok fine I was getting beer with my friends” Father “What! When I was your age I didn’t even know what beer was!” Beep! Mother: “Ha! He really his your son!” Beep!

[@Ghaniyahgillani]

Luke Davidson's joke

[@matthewhtay6805]

Stupid copy be original next time

[@urwanazeer6136]

I mean they said it's a joke that cracks them up Everytime not that they've made this joke up by themselves. People be pressed

[@JadeWhoLovesGreen]

I've heard this before but it's still funny 😂

[@diino8081]

yes what@@urwanazeer6136 said

[@Trinandkiana]

Okay so once I told my friend my neighbor that girl you're fine she said no I'm not and I said I know that's because I'm the only find one here........ She started running I feel bad now and that was today

[@trunks_4015]

This pirate walks into a bar with a wheel in his crotch,The bartender says “What the hell happened” The pirate replies “ Arrr it’s driving me nuts

[@Mikaarj1233]

Nooooo 😂

[@nin06]

That is now my favourite joke thank you😂

[@dingojawz]

THIS ONE. THIS IS THE BEST ONE 💀💀💀

[@mandpark_x]

Pls this made me laugh so loud 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@mandpark_x]

@@dingojawz IKR ahh 😂😂

[@atharvasrivastava5340]

"Do you want to hear a joke about building?" "Yes" "I'm still working on it" Edit:Those of you are talking about where I got the joke from. A friend told it to me as a poor joke but I found it funny.

[@grizzly445]

Noice

[@RibTheTib]

Yes

[@dougthedragon8195]

😆

[@pocket_historian1807]

That got a ha out of me

[@Imobsessed_withTokioHotel]

Lol good joke

[@shrazzaroni4730]

"Can I go to the washroom?" "This is French class, speak in French" "Puis-je aller aux toilette" "Oui" **Time skip** "Puis-je aller aux toilette" "What are you saying? This is English class. Speak in English" "Can I go to the washroom" "Yes" **Time skip** *"2 + 2 + 4 + 4 + 6 + 6"* "What?" This used to be so funny when I was five-

[@tejavigneshs6893]

24? Sorry bruh, can u explain the joke

[@harini_amlu]

@@tejavigneshs6893 it's math class so they spoke in "math language"

[@Mimi-er5km]

Lol math language

[@autumnovercomes]

When you explained it I understood abd It’s pretty funny so I give this joke a 6/10

[@unknown69801]

@@autumnovercomes nah it a 7/10

[@IOSALive]

Ian Boggs, nice content you deserve more subscribers

[@konk_kreet]

"what's the difference between orphans and apples?" "What" "Apples actually get picked"

[@bjc3321]

I actually used this dark humour once and it made the orphans laugh

[@oliviaberkhout7540]

Kinda sad ngl

[@botarkowski6681]

Why ..l I am I laughing that is so mean of me

[@goodaoyamavibez7764]

Rude.😒

[@ryuzen2009]

Sad and hit me in jelly lol

[@lheart_asians..]

"knock knock" "whos there" "hawaii" "hawaii who?" "im good, how are you?"

[@Diamond_Art20XX]

LMFAO THIS IS SO FUNNY

[@hifsabh]

Sunghoon lmfao 😭

[@krab4698]

LOL

[@blancachimborazo8876]

OHHH i get it so hawaii would be like:How are u

[@lheart_asians..]

@@blancachimborazo8876 yea because it sounds like how are you

[@tacktnot1147]

“Why do graveyards have fences?” “Why” “People are dying to get in”

[@themiddleofsomewhere32]

😂

[@shivery_timbers1430]

“He’s out of line, but he’s got a point.”

[@Gettin_Outdoors]

Omg yes

[@st3fan735]

Haha

[@vicky-exists]

Now this is some dark humor ma man 😎👍

[@Jasmine_lovesLala]

So this girl farted really loud in the middle of class, and then she went like excuse me

[@jeea_1312]

“My son is only 1 year old, and he can already spell his own name! Not just that, he can spell it backwards, too!” “Oh, really? What’s his name?” “Bob.” Edit: Woah, 1.1K likes in 24 hours! Guys tysm this is the fastest I ever got likes. Edit: Mom, I’m famous.

[@hisokasupermercy6401]

😂

[@callie7041]

Lol xD

[@morbius4296]

"Oh My daughter can spell her name backwards too!" "Really where is she?" "Lana!!!"

[@meebo119]

@@morbius4296 I-

[@mikasap3443]

Bwuh 😂

[@chevelleroxanne171]

"a moment of silence for erasers" *"Why?"* "Because they give their lives for our mistakes"

[@Liz-A-Tron]

@Shaheen Jackson but true

[@sunflowergacha4560]

LMAO SO TRUEEE

[@zoseph123L]

"Jesus"

[@melinafernandez1803]

That's deep

[@felixmcbean7002]

@@melinafernandez1803 lmao I can't tell if you're joking or one of those deep kids

[@mckiddosstudio9737]

Me having the humor of a 7 year old boy: **laughs at the joke hysterically**

[@sakalam4575]

same lol

[@Scrunkles]

“What are a kidnapper’s favorite shoes?” “...” “White Vans”

[@Mintiest_Alex]

OMG HAHAHAHAA

[@jrmads_]

HAHAHHA

[@athenafied4982]

I FEEL BAD FOR LAUGHING

[@xclemz8480]

What ab black vans? Those pretty trendy tho

[@Imnotcool1577]

Lol

[@sumitchoudhurymca950]

"Why is Dark spelt with a 'k' and not a 'c' " "Becuz u can't 'c' in the dark"

[@musicaldoodles9615]

But you can 'k' in the darc 😏

[@Fresh_and_Cold]

@@musicaldoodles9615 what? 😂

[@luk7aa]

Because*

[@sumitchoudhurymca950]

@@luk7aa Ik it's spelt "Because" but I've gotten a habit of writing "Becuz" while texting.... So yea hope u understand 😅 (＠°▽°＠)

[@OliviaWard.209]

What’s a cheese that’s not yours nacho cheese😂😅

[@jayden1739]

“Why can’t Kim kardashian go swimming?” “Because plastic isn’t allowed in the ocean” I saw that joke from a video lol

[@oaktreecat7952]

😂😂

[@espe_2jz614]

why did kim kardashian suddenly get lost in the ocean? … because she got eaten by the turtles can’t believe i actually just thought of that😂

[@Dam_Pjo_Lover]

@@espe_2jz614 that’s dark but hilarious-

[@frogimposter5591]

i honestly thought you were gonna say something about her diamond earring

[@jayden1739]

@@frogimposter5591 oh lol

[@vs.8b]

Heres a joke: A pizza and a hamburger were sprinting in a restaurant , why were they sprinting? Because they are fast food- I feel lame

[@enshrine5825]

It was kinds funny tho

[@zirconblue1249]

XD

[@therandomguy8783]

Lol it was a good one

[@omarmandooh]

-Why will the banana go to hell? Because it gets naked in front of people

[@vs.8b]

@@omarmandooh XD