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[@Luxembourgz6101]

"Did you hear the joke about the plane" "No" "Never mind, it'd probably go right over your head"

[@ilovemusic_194]

I laughed!

[@Alien-qg2yn]

I don't jet it.

[@MarmaladeWizard]

@@Alien-qg2yn Oh,You!

[@jerimiahhardy2701]

@@Alien-qg2yn ha ha ha 🥲

[@noteshira8011]

That's a good one

[@kelhelle]

“How do you keep an idiot waiting?” “I’ll tell you later”

[@TaliIsaia]

"why did the men throw the butter outside the window". Idk, why? "To see the butter-fly".

[@pandavibes1704]

DANG

[@GranTube]

What does Batman and a thief have in common? They both can’t leave a store without Robin

[@NotKnown-ed2bw]

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta Why can’t skeletons sky dive? Because they don’t have the guts If two vegans fight is it still considered beef? I’m on a sea food diet I see food and I eat 10 likes for more than

[@Itzizizzy]

​@@NotKnown-ed2bwI got a bad feeling u stole that

[@Darwinsuperpogi]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

[@red-gp9ohh]

​@@NotKnown-ed2bw overused jokes

[@___balls448]

​@@NotKnown-ed2bw Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

[@I_Seem_To_Be_Lost]

"Dad, what's dark humor?" " see that man with no hands?, ask him to clap. " " dad. You know I'm blind. "

[@Horses_I]

💀😨😆

[@psycho_cosplays]

🤣lol

[@blakhart7294]

Ohhh noooo 😔😔

[@LittleNightmaresFan.]

Oop

[@b_u_b_b_a]

That’s my joke

[@vkazzz8365]

“What did 50 do when he was hungry,” “58” - A very wise man

[@purplecrown2107]

😂😂 wt

[@bigaraga]

Yes

[@-ImJammedYT-]

Fifty ate

[@cat_luvrr]

OHHH I GET IT LOL

[@asha461]

Fifty ate skdhfjdvx

[@Ram_Bhakt0777]

"Do you know that Dog Food is good for your eyes?" "How??" "Have you ever seen a dog wearing glasses?"

[@ticklegiggle]

But it may make you raise one leg up when you pee 😂😂🤣🤣

[@sunni8058]

My fav joke: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "Why?" "To get to the idiot's house" "...?" "knock knock" "who's there?" "the chicken"

[@hihi-lu4mh]

ah yes

[@mdshahidullah1365]

That's quite a savage insult xD...gonna use this for emergencies lmao

[@mrfivehead258]

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" "Because you didn't fucking cook it!" Cracks me up every time lmfao.

[@itsthatdev6098]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀

[@Itxsxnny08]

BYEE LOL

[@Rayney_is_CRAZY]

“What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?” “ Special forces”

[@stillhere1425]

😆

[@IJUSTKATEI]

“Mom I need personal space!” “You came out of my personal space.”

[@beebthebootiful9509]

- "Why did the chicken cross the road??" - "why" - "To go to the idiot's house. Knock knock." - "Who's there?" - "The chicken" Btw I just want to say I didn't make the joke, I just read it somewhere and really liked it (it became my favourite joke)

[@itzjaily]

THATS ONE OF THE BEST JOKE I'VE READ THIS MONTH

[@dyz9kyxd917]

@°AdorbsxKars° you wanna hear the best knock knock joke it’s knock knock, who there, where when, where when who, my place tommorow you and me it’s Got me laughing everytime

[@drsupriyobhattacharya7422]

That was brutal 🤣🤣🤣

[@charlottw1]

Great joke 🤣🤪😊

[@hillaryhaskins2857]

😂

[@Benaidlen813]

“Did you know hellen Keller had a pet monkey?” “No” “She didn’t either “

[@abby-wf6pl]

underrated lol

[@EvaM00]

Please explain

[@Lemonminer]

@@EvaM00 hellen Keller was both blind and deaf from an early age, so she wouldn’t be able to hear or see the monkey, she could just guess by feeling it. She might of thought it was a dog or cat. Obviously that didn’t actually happen but that’s the idea of the joke.

[@EvaM00]

@@Lemonminer Ohhhh yeah lol thanks!

[@zaraamir9165]

This one's real good

[@KabirChattopadhyay1991]

"I have a dog without a nose." "Really? How does he smell?" "Terrible."

[@AVERYBAVERY0123]

This got me cracking up my mom looked at me like I was crazy

[@feliciagaffney1998]

It's so dumb, it's funny. I love it. 😂😂

[@paimon6626]

"What did the ghost say to another ghost?" "Ghost: Do you believe in humans?"

[@nerdychez2440]

Wow just wow

[@Rain1Haz3]

Hahahahhahaha

[@sevenjt9341]

Almost…. Almost

[@charlie_aizawa]

Omg nooooooooo🤚😭

[@demonicanimations3579]

Kinda

[@JadeWhoLovesGreen]

Plot twist: The boy was actually the truck driver and he somehow put the ring inside the cookie 👺

[@mxarii5039]

The ring inside the cookie you say hm? SuS.

[@JadeWhoLovesGreen]

@@mxarii5039 😳

[@mxarii5039]

@@JadeWhoLovesGreen 😂

[@elyhotninja6706]

@@mxarii5039 AMOGUS (among us moments

[@Fonixxie]

@@mxarii5039 TRUCKPOSTER

[@Liamblox187]

"why can't Elsa can't get a balloon?" "Cuz she would let it gOOoOoooO"

[@antoniocolangelo7755]

I heard that joke at a concert at my school and we did miming and swimming

[@Aflah5]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

[@MrBear549]

That’s not a joke, THATS A GODDAMN RIDDLE

[@haffafawahyuddin7742]

"What do you call a cute door?" "A what?" "A-door-able" 👁👄👁

[@crystalizedgem5749]

Haha getting LDshadow lady vibes

[@i-eat-leaf-mold]

What do you call an attractive triangle? Acute-ie

[@norlyn1056]

@@i-eat-leaf-mold ehh

[@Accctualy]

I hate u

[@augisoncrack]

"Dad, what's an alcoholic?" "Son, see those 4 cars? An alcoholic would see 8" "But dad theres only 2" *Mom who see's only 1* : Augh

[@ppelpe]

I saw this joke on a video but the joke is still rlly funny

[@ppelpe]

I saw this joke on a video but the joke is still rlly funny

[@augisoncrack]

@@ppelpe yeah, joke is like a meme its supposed to be spread around

[@precon8182]

Plot twist: The dad was so drunk he said 50% more instead of 50% less cars.

[@yamanzee]

It is funny tho

[@_8miko8]

Why did the lawyer win the case inside the restroom? .. Cuz he was on some real shit 😂😂

[@dreamingof127]

😂

[@MarvelFanandPshyco]

"Whats the best gift u could ever give anybody?" "For me, its a broken drum, cuz nobody can beat that!" 😂

[@greentea9951]

"Why should you never trust an atom?" "Why?" "Because they make up everything"

[@Luv.schuyler]

I love this one because my last name is adams so everyone always looks at me and is like “oOh we sHoulDnt trUsT YOu”

[@hey-hellorichboy]

That's from a kids science video so sadly I knew that one

[@SomniCatcher07]

@@Luv.schuyler but Adams isn't same as atom sorry I'm confused.

[@Luv.schuyler]

@@SomniCatcher07 it’s close tho

[@SomniCatcher07]

@@Luv.schuyler yh lol

[@wakeupthewublins69]

“Do you know the best joke?” “No??” *pulls a mirror*

[@prishadutta1643]

lol underrated

[@kristycampbell7866]

👁👄👁

[@camilomadrigal8617]

Haha... *pulls out uno reverse card*

[@KallMehRishu]

👍💀

[@discriminate.]

Overused

[@TimeToGetFunkyy]

“Who are the best readers?” “who?” “9/11 victims. they went through 90 stories in 10 seconds!”

[@justmebruh483]

Americans are on their way to delete KZbin from their devices cause oh boy too many 9/11 jokes

[@HMBRTOABLE]

“Gonna need a senzu for that one.”

[@tgibbons1234]

DAMN

[@Jarachupotter]

Dark humor is like food Not everyone gets it

[@tgibbons1234]

@@Jarachupotter nice job to ruin the moment

[@LeoTheRepairBoi]

It wasn't The funniest but the way he delivered it Was awesome, He looks so happy

[@banayabah]

When you laugh at everything: Lmao, this was too funny.

[@masteraccident4221]

Yes I think this is funny

[@banayabah]

@@theredorange Yes, I do. :)

[@rayy_of_darkness]

Bentellect lol

[@xx_lovelyraelynn_xx4362]

@@rayy_of_darkness typed lol but had I blank face I bet

[@NoSocialSkills_]

Same ahahahaa

[@NotTheTrainGuy]

"Why is George Washington so bad at chess?" "Why?" "Because he's dead" Edit: bruh how does this have 1,000 likes

[@GachaSam11107]

I love this- 😭✋

[@YD_.]

You got me

[@mythicalstuff2261]

Thats dark-

[@GachaSam11107]

@@mythicalstuff2261 yet so true- 💀

[@strange_blade811]

Underrated

[@ZoeZparkles]

My friend told me to stop singing “I’m A Believer” or she’d stop being friends with me. I thought she was kidding… But then I saw her face-

[@user-vd5rj4gn1q]

Knock knock “Who’s there?” Atch “Atch who?” bless you

[@zorochi181]

"Did you get a shot in the army?" "No, Dad i got shot in the leggy."

[@okstop1317]

💀💀

[@uh8053]

LOL😭

[@queenof_imk9970]

😂😂😂

[@mockingwizard]

Okay this made me laugh

[@isimpforfoodanimepeopletha1678]

This was funnier than it should've been

[@gooby2167]

“Have you seen the movie Constipated?” “No” “Yeah me neither it hasn’t come out yet”

[@veronicaquiroz4549]

This one made me snort haha

[@Mintiest_Alex_Ive.ever.tasted]

PFFFFFFFFT

[@hannahjemimahrumy7135]

Looollll

[@gachaskye2625]

*long drawn out sigh of disappointment* I can believe I laughed at this…

[@_.Rubix_Cube._]

You win it all

[@vanesalumabao3022]

“What did the librarian say to the students” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TEMPEST825]

"Why did the chicken cross the mobiüs Strip?" "To get to the same side!"

[@isabellaalcazar7989]

“Why is Peter Pan always flying?” “Why?” “Cause he Neverlands”

[@welcometoasia9984]

LOLOL

[@VBEuro]

I can see this comment getting likes already

[@Raynyskies]

I lowkey love this!! 😂👏

[@niel_z]

LOL

[@bry_crochet]

No, it’s because he’s a fly-ing pan

[@Jsuhgarr]

"Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 equal the same thing?" "What, no they don't!" "Yes, because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too." "👁️👄👁️" "😎*Proud of myself*" [Not originally my joke]

[@geetkahar]

Lol

[@tymonszalinski303]

Took me a few seconds to get

[@Jsuhgarr]

@@tymonszalinski303 😄lol, I'm glad you figured it out

[@cffee6999]

Explain pls, I don’t get it 😭

[@geetkahar]

@@cffee6999 10+10 is equal to 20 and 11+11 is equal to 22 which he has said by using too so he meant 11+11 is also equals twenty TOO which also pronounced as 22

[@Jemimah______an]

"My italian friend died last week" "She pasta way"

[@dreamingof127]

Guys-

[@Jemimah______an]

@@gkidsgoddard7999 I did.

[@levvlovesu]

@@Jemimah______anI did too.

[@cr4zy_w0lf_exe48]

“Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?” “Why” “Cause’ he was dead...” “Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree?” “Idk why?” “Cause he was dead, why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?” “Because he was dead?” “No, peer pressure”

[@myownhappyplace8064]

I can’t explain why but this made my day 😂😂😂

[@cr4zy_w0lf_exe48]

@@myownhappyplace8064 :)

[@BreadBreadx4]

I’m stealing this This was so good

[@finbro1270]

I have a knock knock joke, you start.

[@thisnameistaken2364]

@@finbro1270 knock nock

[@polyphonic-]

“What do you find on tiny beaches” “What?” “M I C R O W A V E S”

[@dontmindme4688]

Lol

[@sophieknikker]

Bhahahahhaah this had me laughing so hard

[@enzaissodead]

so true.

[@Phwebe]

“DOCTER HELP ME, I’M ADDICTED TO TWITTER!” “Sorry I don’t follow you…”

[@karsenkeeble390]

Ok that's funny lol

[@Itanguciha]

Mudah mudahan jokes jokes jaya bisa bikin orang tertawa

[@rayn3x]

My favorite joke: "Guys I just realized the 'f' in orphan means family" Mom: "But there isn't any 'f' in orphan-" Mom:"oh"

[@Kdshifley]

Oh-

[@heyimiketv]

Now,Now That’s not a joke! That’s dark humour! I’m calling the FBI

[@Ghosting.Iguess]

My new favourite joke- My family is this close too finding a way too abort someone even tho they’re already born because of this 🥶

[@iamsue5264]

I didn't get can someone explain this to my dumb ass

[@Ghosting.Iguess]

@@iamsue5264 there’s no f in the spelling of orphan- and they said “it stands for family” since there is no f in the spelling- it’s saying orphans don’t have family (which is true kind of) and so it’s funny in a dark humour way

[@gempaw2069]

"knock knock" "Who's there?" "Sir, this isn't a joke, come collect your food from the door-"

[@Aquilla_xx]

I-😂😂

[@justjoanneofficial]

@{ müShÿ } 👑🎗 the car warranty overdue joke is over used lol 😂 but it’s still funnier in some instances

[@bogart5453]

"What is the hardest thing to eat" "The wheel chair"

[@RiddleyEnlow]

Fake that stupid not even going to make me laugh sorry my brother said that it made me laugh

[@bentheben7618]

​@RiddleyEnlow can you explain I font understand that sentence

[@CeciliaRoberts-oo5yz]

Its supposed to say: What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat The wheel chair.

[@jjharson7344]

@@CeciliaRoberts-oo5yz yep was gonna say the same, he got the joke wrong. take my like :)

[@luxusmode111]

it’s so dumb but my favorite joke is this: The guy who invented velcro died. Rip.

[@idioticbread5775]

WHY DID I LAUGH 😭

[@azrielhyde5577]

Lol RIP

[@spicytoast6890]

Lmao

[@novamation]

I JUST GOT IT 😂

[@plantx_z1891]

PFF

[@swtmm]

"why do bees have sticky hairs" Why "They use honeycombs" That kills me everytime

[@sanyakondapalli9350]

lmao

[@kuromi9719]

It’s not that bad

[@ilove_winxclub]

When I hear bees: “MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE”

[@sanyakondapalli9350]

@@ilove_winxclub lmao

[@shototodoroki8057]

Pff lmao 😂

[@odisnity5]

A termite walks into a bar and says, “Is the bar-tender here?”

[@mariela8012]

-What's the scariest plant -The Ban-BoOOOo

[@Aflah5]

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

[@hisokamorow-_-4131]

“My dad and Nemo have so much in common” “They both can’t be found”

[@duck3y799]

😢

[@grimslaysx898]

Wow

[@grimslaysx898]

That got a chuckle out of me

[@uzumakinaruto2336]

U missed dory too bro

[@wistelaphdelgado17]

Deku 😪

[@0SOURBiTe0]

"I'm scared for the calendar" "Why" "Because it's days are numbered"

[@unkn0wn383]

Lol-

[@user-ey1mj2jx1q]

It's so bad it's good!

[@0SOURBiTe0]

@@user-ey1mj2jx1q Thank you

[@Nobody-ug5nv]

Actually a good joke

[@matthijsnorg9281]

Everyone thinks that joke is funny

[@user-sm1wh8fk4g]

My sister and I both cracked up at the end!!!!’ 😂😂

[@browniethe1st]

I told this to my family and they burst out laughing 😂

[@amber5340]

"My mom died today" "I'm sorry for your loss, here's a joke to help... Knock knock" "Who's there" "Not your mom"

[@melvynjeremiah5704]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sofienomeb8545]

WHY IS MY HUMOR LIKE THIS

[@blue.berry.b]

Not your mom who?

[@virtualmorgue]

@@blue.berry.b Pfft

[@veronicaquiroz4549]

Souurrrr

[@Scrunkles]

“What are a kidnapper’s favorite shoes?” “...” “White Vans”

[@Mintiest_Alex_Ive.ever.tasted]

OMG HAHAHAHAA

[@jrmads_]

HAHAHHA

[@athenafied4982]

I FEEL BAD FOR LAUGHING

[@xclemz8480]

What ab black vans? Those pretty trendy tho

[@Imnotcool1577]

Lol

[@JustYourAverageScroller]

“What do you call an injury on a kid” “I don’t know what?” “A minor injury”

[@Spacelover385]

“Uranus can fit 63 Earths in it” *i keep laughing when i think of this*

[@JamezSucksAtLife]

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast.

[@Kdshifley]

Haha 😂

[@oldacc4512]

Haha 😂

[@gamersgamestorm8291]

I mean that’s the actual reason

[@Aletris24]

LOL 😂

[@phildopey5759]

thats not a joke its a fact

[@essian8140]

"Knock knock" "Who's there" "Hatch" "Hatch who?" "Bless you, do you have a cold?"

[@snakeman-metalman157]

This is golden. 👌

[@dnaawesome5459]

Lol this cracked me up 😂

[@SiloxYT]

Not funny

[@red0222]

I smiled thanks

[@mr_rakexd1285]

Lol

[@bahaoudouch3057]

"A man ate a charcoal" "Hmmmm" "He farted smoke" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GamingGgproYesYouNoob]

If we stab a cereal are we a cereal killer

[@normika.]

My friend: what does the ocean says to the other ocean? Me: sea you later My friend: Nothing they just waved, did you sea what i did there? Me: shore, did you sea what i did there? My friend: stop being a beach and stealing my jokes Me: water you saying?

[@KeeleyChaos-official]

Why the flip is this so funny

[@normika.]

@@anormaldude6427 i sea what you did there

[@Nightmareloves13]

Lol 😂 and also no cussing

[@apersonwhoexists3383]

Seen this a few times before

[@normika.]

@@Nightmareloves13 i didnt cussed, even if i cussed its my choice, not trying o be rude

[@a._.person3464]

Him: _Tells The Joke_ _1 Hour Later..._ Me: _Finally Gets The Joke And Chuckles_

[@hihi-lu4mh]

Those are the best type of jokes tho

[@Raven_Ray1]

Actually me

[@zedootdoot]

So relatable

[@papitrisnat4238]

The fact that you have to tell your sexuality even tho no one asked

[@zedootdoot]

@@papitrisnat4238 r/wooooooooosh

[@Ilovephiliphines398]

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.🤣

[@anithamore]

"Next joke" 😂

[@Un1dent1calTw1ns]

“Want to hear the broken pencil joke?” “Sure!” “Never mind, it’s pointless 😒”

[@shadowknight2978]

I hate when comments this good don't have much likes

[@VandanaVandana-rs1zf]

STOP these r funny tho 😅😅😂😂

[@xenia-browanthony5149]

Siri once told me this I found it funny

[@maddiemo3143]

Ahhahahahaha

[@TurtZW1]

AAAAAAAA WHAT A GOOD JOKE

[@magicpencils8151]

Plot twist : The cookies Truck Driver was Actually Milad!

[@ashdoesanimestuff8863]

hahaha ur talking abt Milad Mirg right?

[@magicpencils8151]

@@ashdoesanimestuff8863 Yes

[@1nfinity77]

This is actually funnier than those lame jokes

[@anime_edits7097]

Yessss

[@anime_edits7097]

@@1nfinity77 true

[@hey_ho_its_leos_talkshow]

What pub does the twix go to? The chocolate bar 😂😂😂

[@gamingcatgirl]

What did the librarian say to the student When it said read more that was the actual answer to the joke 😂

[@ezrajayelliot]

"Dark humour is like food, not everyone gets it"

[@sans1806]

Well FUUU-

[@gamerskillz4718]

😂😂😂

[@user-vj9iw6cv7m]

Is like water also works

[@unknownerror8060]

op-

[@keasiamendoza6663]

That goes for dads too

[@Chinmayeebastia]

"How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?" "Have YOU ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?"

[@harshalatha7540]

But many animals don't wear glasses too but good one lol

[@Chinmayeebastia]

@@harshalatha7540 thanks :D

[@Elleyiz]

The white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland: *Am I a joke to you?*

[@shadowqueen3679]

@@Elleyiz he didn't eat his carrots

[@iamstupid5635]

Fun fact: rabbits eat Vegetables for the main meal , they eat carrots for snacks

[@personwithartistblock]

Bojack Horseman mulch joke: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

[@LightningRay2]

I watched the video I checked the comments I started reading the jokes 💀

[@konk_kreet]

"what's the difference between orphans and apples?" "What" "Apples actually get picked"

[@bjc3321]

I actually used this dark humour once and it made the orphans laugh

[@oliviaberkhout7540]

Kinda sad ngl

[@botarkowski6681]

Why ..l I am I laughing that is so mean of me

[@goodaoyamavibez7764]

Rude.😒

[@ryuzen2009]

Sad and hit me in jelly lol

[@nostalgic7498]

"What do you call an excited mute person?" "What?" "Speechless."

[@TheIniquitousOne279]

i dont get it

[@rajnisinghh01]

💀

[@kanchankolatkar3189]

I laughed 💀

[@EliteFrosted]

Bruh 🗿

[@kanchankolatkar3189]

@@TheIniquitousOne279, when you are amazed or excited, you're speechless and a mute person cannot speak.

[@Random_videoz.]

My mom said “GRANDMAS COOKIES😱😱😱😱😱”

[@evancampos9870]

Bro im locked in a forever smile but the laugh wont come out, you fucking murdered me

[@k1ttycat._]

“Knock Knock” “Who’s there?” “Broken Pencil” “Broken Pencil Who?” *Nevermind It’s Pointless*

[@pidgey3734]

"Will you remember me forever?" "Yes" "Knock Knock" "Whos There" "you didnt remember me. now you die." "AH SH- *gets stabbed 82 times in the back*"

[@smallpp5624]

Lol.

[@user-it8xw6vx7d]

@@pidgey3734 thats old lmao

[@mryomama6468]

Hahahahahahha lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one I haven't laughed like this in a long time

[@LasqueletteRaspberry]

Do not say that to a futur writer like me xD

[@ath4096]

"Did you hear about the kidnapping in school?" "No?!" "It's fine, he woke up"

[@nyahnabaumeister1685]

This should have more likes. It’s so funny😂🤣

[@feistymandrill3576]

Classic 😂

[@TheFrozenCookieCrumb]

@Hanna Varghese Im confused. Tell me TvT

[@arandomhippo4798]

@@TheFrozenCookieCrumb kid napping

[@AmnaAleem2845]

This is actually kinda funny..... Or maybe my humor's broken🤡

[@coder436]

Gotta love the random zoom on every single cut

[@Eaglesfan112]

“What do you call gooses on a road?” “What?” “Speedbumps”

[@mckiddosstudio9737]

Me having the humor of a 7 year old boy: **laughs at the joke hysterically**

[@sakalam4575]

same lol

[@tortia8984]

“What does my dad have in common with Nemo? 😁” “They both can’t be found 😔”

[@Your_Local_Pacifist]

That's just sad

[@strange_blade811]

Very underrated

[@aaronprem3479]

OHHHH NOOOOOO

[@newghost1317]

Nemo was found tho..

[@tortia8984]

@@newghost1317 “what’s the difference between Nemo and my dad?” “Nemo was found, my dad was not…” But that’s true I just heard this joke one time and thought it was funny lol

[@maxJnrPille]

"how much money do you have?" "This many"

[@lismusliu4424]

"Why did the plane go to his room" "Why?" "Because he had a bad altitude"😂

[@taetyo]

"what do you call a pen that has wings?" "idk" "ok" -my google assistent trying to make a joke

[@dialupdog]

this is funnier than every joke in the comments

[@menacingbob4220]

I didn't even laugh

[@Coookr]

Actually funny

[@pixeliique]

Airpen 👹

[@menacingbob4220]

Nope

[@tacktnot1147]

“Why do graveyards have fences?” “Why” “People are dying to get in”

[@tswiftbooksandcoffee]

😂

[@shivery_timbers1430]

“He’s out of line, but he’s got a point.”

[@Gettin_Outdoors]

Omg yes

[@st3fan735]

Haha

[@vicky-exists]

Now this is some dark humor ma man 😎👍

[@harveychinemeremani864]

why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself it was too tired

[@editingman594]

Dang bro, you got the whole chat laughing.😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

[@shtrdVo1cano]

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.

[@mr.malcolmthegreat]

Baddum tss

[@tranquil1021]

this one is good too though

[@radiaz121]

The pinnacle of comedy

[@no_one514]

Just heard it in The Last of Us. LMAO

[@Cod_Editor000]

"What do you call a lion with no eyes?" "Samsung smart refrigerator" 💀

[@ReiPintin]

Two hunters in a forest, David and John, suddenly John falls into the ground, David calls emergency 🧔🏽‍♂️ - My friend just fell into the ground here in the forest, he died 👩‍⚕️ - Okay let’s make sure he is dead silence 💥 🧔🏽‍♂️ - Done.

[@yashmikasocrates]

"Why can't dinosaurs clap?" "Because they're dead."

[@sandromaspindzelashvili5767]

Where is this from???

[@becausewhynot2552]

You know why you can't hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?? Cause the p is silent.. lol

[@saraanne1703]

This made me chuckle

[@yashmikasocrates]

@@sandromaspindzelashvili5767 I made it myself!!

[@yashmikasocrates]

@@saraanne1703 ahahahha thankyou xD

[@misterasylum1]

“So, a girl talked to me the other day” “Ok” “That’s the whole joke”

[@KD-op5fd]

Lol

[@Noname-vs3nl]

Stop trolling me with your hairy profile pic

[@yukipotato4767]

Lmao that’s just sad

[@user-gx4iz3ly8p]

i really thought there was a piece of hair on my phone

[@jorgobardho1523]

Thanks it took me 5 min to realize i didn’t have any hair in my phone good joke tho

[@WolfNetRexter456]

“How do trees go online” “They forest? “No they just log in!” “HAHAHA” “What’s so funny?”

[@Ayo_Sussy]

My wallet is like a Onion, When i open it, I cry . 😂

[@yuan1266]

This joke was from my elementary days: Three friends named Dumb, Brain, and Nobody, was hanging out as usual. But later on, when Dumb and Brain was not looking, Nobody went to the forest and got lost. A little while later, Dumb realized he was gone and told Brain to tell the police to find him. So they went to the police station, but when they arrived, Brain said he wanted to get some fresh air and waited outside the police station. So Dumb went to the police. "Good afternoon sir, how can I help you." Said the police. "I need you to find my friend, he is missing." Replied Dumb. "Okay sir, I just need his name." "Nobody." The police got confused and asked again. "Who is lost?" "Nobody is lost." The police thought it was a prank and got mad. "You think I'd fall for that? Are you dumb?" "How did you know? Yes, I am Dumb." The police thought he was still playing around and got more mad. "You're brain must have wandered off without you knowing." "No, he did not. He's just outside, getting some fresh air." 😂😂😂

[@rainy7936]

Dude that’s hilarious

[@Shilpa91000]

There were three friends named Shutup, Manners and Poop. One day these three were hanging out on the road and Poop fell over. Manners went to help him. Meanwhile, a Police was walking by and saw Shutup standing by himself The police asked him, "Hey kid what's your name"? Shutup replies "Shutup" . The Police was shocked and said "hey where's your manners"! Shutup replies, "Over there picking up Poop". 😂😂😂

[@arenkarthik]

@@Shilpa91000 lol

[@yeayeayeaaa1449]

This is the first time I laughed at a joke 😂

[@lesleepynarwhal1309]

I laughed a bit too loud and I’m meant to be asleep- but I ain’t I’m here watching these vids but good joke lol

[@joicerajeev]

"I need to buy curtains for my computer" "Why?" "Cuz it has Windows"

[@sushi_.]

Lol

[@bakedpotato.]

This one got me 😂

[@janetboateng3343]

K that's funny

[@khanradi3941]

"I need to buy cheese for my computer" "Why?" "Cuz it is a Mac"

[@ahmadibrahimshahmi3538]

hmm what abt linux?

[@yushaAY]

How High is a Chinese man? “Hou-Hi is a Chinese man”

[@kia8312]

“when does a joke become a dad joke” “when” “when it leaves and never comes back”

[@kurei746]

I laughed way too hard

[@whyarewe_evenhere]

💀

[@squishmallowqueen9131]

Why is this so funny?😂😂😂

[@Ellie-ec2oc]

It went to get milk

[@rinakhanna5208]

Ayooo

[@abhinav6518]

Me: Smiling before the joke starts and ROFL after the joke ends without any reason 😅

[@abhinav6518]

@@theredorange ok imma see right now 😉

[@atlas_1802]

@@theredorange Watched your most recent video… my honest opinion: It wasn’t funny, kind of made me cringe. Though, if you’re having fun making these videos, go for it. I’m sure others will find you entertaining.

[@AoiTheIdolLover]

@@theredorange In my opinion, some people may say it's cringe but some people may like it and watch them since everyone has their own opinions! If you ask me my react is in the middle, some seem cringe but some looks pretty funny! You should keep up posting like the person said above me Hope this helped!

[@jeydeh5829]

I do this all the time-

[@abhinav6518]

@@jeydeh5829 oh... 👁️👄👁️

[@leewalmsley2382]

Two cannibals were eating a clown when one asked "does this taste funny?"