Bo Burnham - Bezos I+II [HQ Extended Mix]

Check out my latest video - 5 Reasons Bezos by Bo Burnham is so catchy: • 5 Reasons Bezos by Bo ...
I DO NOT own the rights to Bezos I or Bezos II by Bo Burnham, or the images of Jeff Bezos and Bo Burnham. I simply loved the music from Bo's latest special, INSIDE, and wanted a longer mix of the Bezos tracks for my own listening pleasure.
See my cover of Bezos I here: • Bo Burnham: Bezos I (E...
Lyrics:
CEO, entrepreneur
Born in 1964
Jeffrey
Jeffrey Bezos
CEO, entrepreneur
Born in 1964
Jeffrey
Jeffrey Bezos
Come on, Jeffrey, you can do it
Pave the way, put your back into it
Tell us why, show us how
Look at where you came from, look at you now
Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffett
Amateurs, can fucking suck it
Fuck their wives, drink their blood
Come on, Jeff, get 'em!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Ugh!
Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
You did it!
Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Congratulations!
Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Jeffrey Bezos
Oh!

[@ICantStopMakingNoise]

What makes Bezos by Bo Burnham so catchy? Here are my five reasons why: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oaHMg5d-hZiDr7M

[@zeyaadplaysgames9549]

:/

[@therealslimshitty5186]

@@zeyaadplaysgames9549 ?

[@patrickstar8377]

:/

[@sanj2408]

:/

[@elenina1310]

000

[@alasswholikeslazersxx959]

That keyboard solo has no right to slap that hard.

[@tomlehmann306]

The whole special has no right to slap as hard as it does let’s be fair

[@8830wjs]

stop saying "slaps" unless you're 15

[@alasswholikeslazersxx959]

@@8830wjs why?

[@tobitau89]

@@8830wjs Who are you to tell anyone lmfaoo

[@Deadriser]

@@8830wjs telling other people how to act is childish behavior.

[@revelare_xvii6269]

There is no way Jeff hasn’t heard this song.

[@ivrakuan]

Right, he has to had heard this song.

[@KneeCapHill]

you think ? All of his employees must've spammed this at him

[@caiopereira4297]

@@KneeCapHill do you think a billionaire has any affect with their employees lol

[@misterjenzzzz]

Think he use this as his alarmclock ;)

[@ar_maan05]

yep its even on amazon music now xD

[@king_meliodas9247]

Since I work for Amazon there have been times where I've been so tempted to just blast this in the warehouse

[@seanruebush1273]

Do it!

[@georgegarski1486]

Do itttt

[@dillonclifford5812]

If i didn't just quit, i'd be right there by you

[@theplumscrub1627]

Do it bro

[@anam.aria.]

Come on, King, get em!

[@Mista_Cassla]

The part where he goes "You Did It!" LOL

[@user-jb1eh3sb4t]

😅

[@cruzmaribellara8941]

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah that's funny

[@_professor_-]

lool

[@Mr.Darsh999]

Yo Cassla

[@Cinnamarollin]

CONGRATULATIONS 👏

[@Dalzik.]

Jeffrey listens to this on repeat every morning for an hour while staring at himself in the mirror

[@gregbloom8850]

c'mon jeffrey, get em!

[@squeaz8268]

I would too

[@mollistuff]

@@squeaz8268 What's stopping you?

[@4can]

“My name is Jefferey Bezos. I’m 57 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet of ‘Bezos I+II’ by Bo Burnham on repeat for 5 hours”

[@KarlSnarks]

singing at his mirror image with a microphone, and dancing like he's in an 80's teen movie bedroom compilation scene, before someone walks on him dancing and singing. Also, before he goes to sleep he listens to Bezos II

[@michaeloffner8515]

The irony is that both of the originals are available for purchase on Amazon Music...

[@1voice1man]

Bo loves irony lol

[@imperatorfuriosa7061]

Beautiful.

[@MayorBrownn]

I r o n I c I n o r I r o n I c

[@michasengotta2295]

they're available everywhere and anywhere, so not really ironic

[@SGRODmaster]

He wanted him to see them lol

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

*"C'mon Jeff! GET 'EM!!"* **Kickass keyboard solo!!**

[@bryan584]

If I were an Amazon delivery driver, I'd have this song playing out my windows when I turn down your street so you know your stuff is coming.

[@ragingraichu219]

Lmao, as an Amazon driver myself, I might consider that one day.

[@tiffanyblack8755]

Yes plz

[@ToldItToMYHEAVENLYFATHER]

So in other words, even if I didn't order it, it came to me in the end. Lmao thanks man I'm broke and I'd like to hear this song even though i am majority of time.

[@goldman7267]

Get a rechargeable JBL partybox and make history 😂

[@heavysleeperassclapper6054]

Like a santa😂

[@tchikypoo3850]

ATTENTION AMAZON EMPLOYEES : PLEASE STAND FOR YOUR NATIONAL ANTHEM

[@dickfitzwell7333]

Jajaja a nail it

[@Theorangetreewill7]

😂

[@jasondylan9230]

😎👌

[@hadleyodenbach804]

INTERNATIONAL ANTHEM

[@imperialofficer6185]

If I worked at an Amazon warehouse I'd def blast it 24/7

[@_helium_]

Nothing radicalizes me more than the riff after “GET EM!”

[@max_mittler]

The scream lmaooo

[@jojostar719]

The scream had me fucking crying lmao

[@benlohr4446]

That keyboard riff has turned me into an Anarcho-Capitalist and this is NOT A JOKE.

[@SgtKaneGunlock]

@@benlohr4446 you can't be anarchist AND a Capitalist those two thing don't mix like at all you can only be a Capitalist who doesn't like other Hierarchy aside from the one you created (the thing Anarchist hate)

[@genericusername9997]

@@SgtKaneGunlock Not disagreeing with you, but good luck trying to explain that to the deluge of midwits drowning in cognitive dissonance. Anarcho-communists, anarcho-primitivists, anarcho-syndicalists, the list goes on and on and it reads like a MENSA role call.

[@German_watchball]

The worst Part About this Song is that it ends

[@gamesandroidbrasil7732]

The worst part of the song is knowing that Jeff Bezos is Jewish and one of the richest. of the world

[@gonkong5638]

@@gamesandroidbrasil7732What is wrong about jewish ?

[@user-ej4eq5im4r]

@@gamesandroidbrasil7732 do you hate jews specifically or only rich jews?

[@megarouge7351]

Guys please don't reply to the first comment. Pay no attention to it. It doesn't deserve attention.

[@user-ej4eq5im4r]

@@megarouge7351 I did and KZbin hid my comment.

[@Vivi-te5qj]

Why does Bezos' left eye always looks like it knows something the right doesn't

[@dirtyburger7528]

😉

[@briersmall5352]

He gotta keep an eye out for Selener

[@theresasnakeinmyass]

This is the best thing I’ve ever read

[@friedegg4207]

@@briersmall5352 I'm pissing myself please 😭😭

[@HelloVisitor]

This comment is underrated.

[@lawbinson]

Way to monopolize these 2 songs into 1 song to eliminate competition.

[@cameron1221]

Get em!

[@Bee-fu9uz]

this this is the best joke this was peak comedy like jokes are over now we can all go home now

[@tombalabomba03]

underrated comment

[@colloquially]

I'm guessing this is a reference to Jeff Bezos's actions or words but I'm not quite getting it, can someone explain it to me?

[@Bee-fu9uz]

@@colloquially it’s also a critique of capitalism in general so then there’s that :^

[@mabanagmc2628]

As a piranha living in the Amazon river, I can confirm I always hear this song since 1964.

[@djoverkin]

It was foretold

[@zom8680]

Bo is rather lucky he was born in 1964 could you imagine him trying to find lyrics to rhyme with a different number ?

[@Em-bi7tn]

Ceo who cries on que, born in 1962 Ceo with all the tea, born in 1963 Ceo, greater than life, born 1965 Ceo, with all the kicks, born in 1966 Ceo, he sells some wine, born in 1969 And thats just from 2 minutes of jammin. I think Bo is just good, not really lucky

[@MyUrbanfOX]

CEO puffin on trees ,born in Nineteen 70

[@squidwardlegends2950]

CEO, richly livin' Born in 1967 He's in office always workin' Never sleepin' Always grindin'

[@augustsmith9553]

Ending the word in “in’” doesn’t create a good rhyme

[@rot3318]

This literally does not have any right to unironically go so fucking hard

[@ratwardz2545]

FOR REAL

[@rot3318]

@Ryan Smith because it's a joke song and I actually listen to it casually. Like a lot lol. Like I don't listen to it just because it's funny anymore

[@asmrtpop2676]

@Ryan Smith do you know what irony is

[@kaytigrant4527]

@@rot3318 hahaha!!!

[@kellymelrose3186]

It's that keyboard solo at the end. Has me listening on repeat.

[@LadyPirate37]

I really hope they play this at his rocket launch.

[@luap4981]

You and me both pal

[@eileensnow6153]

And then leave them in space.

[@factsandlogic.8762]

and for the final moments, we’ll play bezos II in the cockpit of his ship as we deny him re-entry into the atmosphere

[@Unknownprofilegames]

Play it at the crash site

[@XannovaXan]

Lmao yes

[@zeldris478]

I just discovered this song, and I can't stop listening to it.

[@analopes685]

Eu já sabia dela antes mas não fazia idéia da tradução, agora estou aqui sem conseguir deixá-la.

[@agnieszkaf5939]

Ah ah ah ah

[@alexrekzu4079]

Same... Late to the party

[@noelp8812]

Just heard it to night on a Madonna short video, had to shaznam it, can't stop listening to it

[@Raven_Black_252]

the keyboard has no right to be this good, it's literally the best thing I've heard and it's a meme song.

[@user-sm5kb1ss6j]

It’s not a meme song, it’s a theme song. This song plays at the end of life after Jeff Bezos wins at life.

[@priyanshitripathi8784]

His right eye: I'm a visionary His left eye: I've seen terrible terrible things

[@theblackhorizons]

Under rated comment

[@setzstone]

*done

[@mikecheshire8020]

Very underrated

[@mirceadraculov6515]

The right eye is controlled by the left hemisphere and the left by the right hemisphere. The left hemisphere is most associated with logic, speech, and conscious thought. The right is better at processing emotion, spacial reasoning and visualization, creativity, and subconscious thought. Considering how his cold, methodical, logical business structure to maximize profit at the expense of his workers; and let's make the assumption he recognizes the detriment he causes to others but overrides the guilt with the logic of success; and let's assume that guilt remains tucked away in the mostly subconscious right hemisphere; this is actually a completely plausible explanation for Jeff Bezos having some fucky looking eyes.

[@priyanshitripathi8784]

@@mirceadraculov6515 it's just a medical condition my man

[@xamion4992]

As an Amazon worker, I can confirm that we sing this song every morning as we check in

[@johns8065]

Loool Imagine

[@Joel_Pierson]

All employees must rise for the company’s anthem

[@34sanon80]

@@Joel_Pierson o7

[@maaingan]

and nobody even bothers to unionize??!?!?!?!

[@stevenvalys2693]

God, I hope that's true.

[@dianaworkcuff9714]

Anybody still watch in 2024

[@user-nq6wn4hm7s]

Just had a sudden urge to listen to this. I don't know why

[@wwhollowpoint9]

Look at where you came from, look at you now......

[@kungchux9613]

We here, still looking at bezos face...one side is a happy buisness man, the other side has seen terrible terrible things.

[@anabominationagainstman3597]

I walked to the beat of this song for 2 minutes and immediately felt like I have usurped the throne of god

[@wybiethetherian]

same dude. it's the best feeling

[@michaelbatty1547]

This comment is brilliant. I applaud you.

[@SpoonyJeffUK]

As a fellow Jeff, I feel empowered by this song.

[@floppydong295]

My name Jeff

[@ryandrummond3794]

Spoony

[@Bigblack69deeck]

​@@floppydong295 😂

[@HEYitzED]

Come on Jeff, get ‘em!

[@alvin_pc7773]

Co mon jeffty you can do it 😎🇺🇦🇬🇧

[@uncommonsense6022]

Songs like this are why I'm never allowed to be in charge of music at parties

[@kayebryant7337]

I know that pain!

[@SummonerOrthan]

Anyone who cant get down to this is a coward

[@ehren.newton8563]

hahahaha can relate

[@Smackattackk]

this version would be a hit lol

[@aquasiox4033]

hell, id go to that party

[@PopleV]

Jeffy B wouldn't approve of the union of these 2 songs

[@justsaying7979]

Yeah he hates unions.

[@ThomasSD]

top tier comment

[@serpico1252]

Based

[@FirstnameLastname-jz1ux]

I see what you did there

[@dylanhayslip9206]

God tier

[@kevinblaha6287]

I can just imagine Bo alone in his room having a blast entertaining himself with these silly songs. And in doing so somehow becoming a master song writer. Its all pretty hilarious.

[@Gmmx7]

I like the: "Come on Jeff... GET EM!"

[@bennyb6097]

„Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffet - amatures can f*cking suck it“ is just a perfect and beautiful rhyme :D

[@doctordisco5814]

I thought it meant Jimmy buffet, but I'm not sure?

[@benmylesandcurtplaysongs2444]

@@doctordisco5814 Warren

[@Robbity]

I love how they don’t even rhyme, but it still sounds too perfect.

[@bmusic4213]

@@Robbity they're a slant rhyme, not a perfect rhyme, but still do rhyme in a way

[@Robbity]

@@bmusic4213 that’s the phrase. I was drawing a complete blank. Thank you.

[@RedTheHead]

Ladies if your man is a 1. CEO 2. Entrepreneur 3. Born in 1964 That’s not your man, that’s Jeffery, Jeffery Bezos

[@boooster101]

All other CEOs born in 1964: Baby I'm not even here

[@alli777]

Hey brother

[@paucolome4298]

@@boooster101 their not entrepreneurs tho 😳

[@mane53017]

@@paucolome4298 they aren't Jefferey Bezos either

[@jeffreymcalpine9699]

You’re not that guy pal

[@gp_tutoriais]

"When you're happy you listen the music, when you're sad you understand the lyrics"

[@jameshorns]

Absolutely love this song. I’ve played it many, many times. Will NEVER get old!

[@khushalx1429]

So we live in a movie world where Jeff got his theme song.

[@panmagda1777]

not only him kzbin.info/www/bejne/fX-6aoeeaLmsf7s

[@Me-Apesta-El-Rifle]

@@panmagda1777 hehe

[@Skrubbleberry]

@@panmagda1777 it’s a Rick roll

[@panmagda1777]

@@Skrubbleberry Never

[@Skrubbleberry]

@@panmagda1777 it’s not

[@emmiej.7189]

you’re all wrong. jeff isn’t reading these comments. he’s having them read TO him

[@imfabia]

Someone said the truth

[@reaper18836]

I support your answer

[@wad316]

Whoever's reading it to him just lost their 1 hour lunch break

[@dantemaquiavelli9039]

@@wad316 bold of you to assume they have lunch breaks

[@user-ez9ue9to3u]

@@dantemaquiavelli9039 💀

[@yuukatrocity]

there is no reason for the solo to have shredded so unbelievably hard

[@mathiaskonigshoven3836]

This song is so 80s like. I love it. Please make more songs with this sounds👏🏻

[@hollisterchick154]

I bet Elon Musk is jealous that Jeffrey has his own song lol

[@khaoulaelk4432]

You better check out Faouzia’s song “Elon”.

[@Iloverimjobs]

Elon does have his own theme song tho

[@Ornithopter7186]

Elon actually has his own song too! You should check out the song Rät by Penelope Scott.

[@anthonym8069]

Everything past 2:15 I can see South Park using lol

[@bassnarnihil]

Ganesh2 a French KZbinr made a song called Je m'appelle Elon.

[@Pengicitis]

COME ON JEFFREY YOU CAN DO IT

[@zagzig3734]

PAVE THE WAY PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT

[@randomgoat2272]

TELL US WHY, SHOW US HOW

[@genericstopmotions51]

LOOK AT WHERE YOU CAME FROM LOOK AT YOU NOW

[@randomgoat2272]

ZUCKERBERG AND GATES AND BUFFETT

[@elizabethcsample]

me manifesting amazon to pay their federal taxes 😌

[@Georgino893]

Jeff has this as the ringtone for any phone he’s near. I believe he wears headphones & blasts this on his way into the office daily. Every single day. Working out? This song. Flight? This song. Meeting ? This song

[@Californian-Gamer]

Why does the beat and instrumental sound so fucking good, it would pass for a Boss Music Song? It’s the right tempo, the right beat, the right synth, and the right disco combo!

[@MictheVegan]

You know Jeff unironically listens to this daily. Jeff I know you are reading this. Jeffrey.

[@christopherrobindysart]

mic get out of the fun corner of KZbin goddammit

[@Oshtoby]

Jeffrey Bazoooooos.

[@damien5613]

I hope you get better, sending prayers. 🙏

[@rheannaruth9569]

Jeffrey sees all.

[@hearts4mollyx]

Do u like beef :)

[@hagridsdisappointingson769]

This is the song that plays when we inevitably have to fight Jeff Bezos so that he doesn't take over the world.

[@MrMich1lol]

These are the songs that will play when we lose.

[@ashleybober11]

Honey he already did

[@demetrisloukas8586]

As he slaughters us all

[@jokertheinsaneclown3136]

@@MrMich1lol lol of society actually fought jeff he would be demolish. The problem is we ain't doing shit. People relie on him to much

[@elliot5505]

HAH 567TH LIKE i agree

[@iutarogirotto5110]

This song is personally responsible for Jeff getting swole, how could you not train 100% harder with a song like this dedicated to you, pump that iron jeff

[@cashisking4691]

🤣

[@igonnadobackflip]

I just wanna make this clear, but these songs fit in a boss fight so well

[@RRW359]

Is Jeff the player or the boss?

[@igonnadobackflip]

@@RRW359 prob the player

[@beebo-]

jeffrey retired so he could devote more time to listening to this song

[@millsykooksy4863]

😂

[@eriknorco4358]

.

[@ghali-ahmedidrissi1379]

.

[@tryingtohandlewell]

😂😂😂🤣

[@stephaniebarnes82390]

Yeah actually he didn't but ok lol

[@andreeaalbu6406]

“so what kind of music do you listen to?” well you see-

[@johnuthus]

I LISTEN TO MUSIC

[@bealtesandfloyd]

“It’s complicated.”

[@saramerka8054]

😂😂

[@froggo1998]

Someone like andreea albu's comment so it gets to 900 likes-

[@theeldergeek7800]

I love this so much🥰😍. 90% of my list is meme songs anime openings and jingles

[@h.t.awesome3822]

You did it Lex Luther!

[@cicadathegod8277]

I finally caved in and decided to listen to the full song. Why did I wait so long?

[@grenda80]

I work for Amazon and I can honestly tell you this is on repeat for our 19 hour shifts.

[@glenndanzigsmanycats2045]

@@shrimps9628 he can take bathroom breaks now

[@glenndanzigsmanycats2045]

@@shrimps9628 there's a meme about amazon workers not being able to take bathroom breaks

[@glenndanzigsmanycats2045]

@@shrimps9628 alot of amazon workers have stated they cant take bathroom breaks due to how much they have to do. Some have even stated they had to resort to peeing in bottles.

[@glenndanzigsmanycats2045]

@@shrimps9628 and that justifies them being treated like shit?

[@lauranguyen9923]

@@shrimps9628 wow living paycheck to paycheck and still not wanting to leave a job that pays more than twice some state's minimum wages because you actually want to Be Alive excuses inhumane treatment and denial of basic human rights / bodily functions ? wow ! thanks for explaining that to me !

[@misatchi]

I just joined a gym. This is my new workout song.

[@xFODDo]

If your name's Jeff, It'd be amazing

[@johnford2898]

@@xFODDo Came here to say this.

[@randomchannel609]

@@johnford2898 but what if he was born in 1964

[@fries5849]

@@randomchannel609 and his last name is bezos

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

@@fries5849 and he's a CEO and entrepreneur

[@SussyIdiot-ce7dm]

This song starts my day, I would not survive without this.

[@Schwing27]

Bo Burnham is a god damn legend.

[@mikeoley13]

The solo on Bezos I is an absolute monster lol. What a jam.

[@Aviator_-yv6os]

It's literally so good

[@DaveFurbush]

Came here to say this. 🤘🏻🤘🏻

[@gabrielsiteny]

*GET EM!*

[@Ryan_Carder]

Never thought two words could be stuck in my head so much.

[@notsoawesomeone]

It isnt much of a solo but it definitely sounds good

[@arjun4126]

If his eyes could speak: Left Eye: "Yes, I am a visionary" Right Eye: *"I have seen terrible, terrible things"*

[@pepewr]

tf I wrote?

[@bartosz625]

@@pepewr wot

[@lilbrit1811]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one that sees he has two faces lol

[@panhandle99]

😂😂😂

[@autumnanderson2695]

Lmao

[@stefanopagliuca1591]

Ok I didn't know this track until today. I was simply watching some KZbin shorts. There was one where a cat was running like an hamster in a, something like, cat's wheel with this background ... It becomes a loop in my mind ... I never can stop to listen Jeffrey Bazos' song.

[@krzysztofkarwowski8398]

Same with me mate. KZbin AI giving weird suiggestions ...xd

[@rayder3543]

Same bro

[@lizzytarre461]

Haha, same here. 😂😂😅

[@roguesgallery3532]

This is the most unique thing I've seen on youtube in over a decade, holy hell! Perfect!

[@adityarai5367]

Musk, Zuckerberg, Gates listen to this when they are demotivated.

[@adityarai5367]

@RedHacksaw Glad to know. This profile picture is really famous tho. It looks subtle. I'm not on discord tho.

[@lobstered_blue-lobster]

And Warren Buffet and Elon Musk

@Hacksaw epic

[@5TimesWCC]

@@adityarai5367 lol you have this pfp and dont even know that this is from the hitman video game 😂.

[@adityarai5367]

@@5TimesWCC I'm sorry I haven't played that game.

[@DoomGuyDan43]

Wherever he walks, this song just plays out of thin air. No one can explain where it comes from.

[@TheAlee233]

This is gold 😂😂😂

[@smokeranonymous1649]

Along with Spider-Man dance from Spider-Man 3 when he’s got a dark look to him

[@Punisher424]

SCP-4910 "Bezos Movement"

[@toniman3420]

@@Punisher424 only 3 likes? Tsts underrated af

[@WinterRoses323]

@@Punisher424 beat me to this joke

[@alanbennett9]

Imagine if you log in to Amazon this song played and it didn't end till they shut the computer of

[@krmusick]

That was exceptionally well done.

[@stefanpereira9367]

Remember kids, billionaires are not your friends.

[@catsgonom]

They're barely human.

[@tomlehmann306]

Remember they will be delicious if we eventually decide to eat them. I don’t know about you but I’m hungry

[@jonasprice265]

Jeff brings me gifts. Sounds like a friend to me

[@miscellaneousmedia3753]

If you hit them with a large stick, money will fall out like a pinata

[@iamantoniohz]

They are nor your friends as any influencer, singer or anyone who doesn’t know you but you can like them and want it to be like them, so…

[@BECKYREBEKAH]

how lucky for Bo that Jeff was born in 64 so that it rhymed with entrepreneur

[@San_Frusciante]

Linda D+

[@TheJess0320]

Had the same thought.

[@jugglingisgreat]

He would’ve found something else to rhyme otherwise

[@ayushchaudhary4360]

It's just wordplay dude Like for example CEO, Philanthropist Born in 1966

[@seanmatthewking]

@@ayushchaudhary4360 “Philanthropist” would kill the song. 100x worse. But I agree with what you’re saying.

[@poranagrzybobranie4393]

Yes, Albert can cook.

[@cassiejordan6838]

My 8 yr old has to listen to this every morning

[@BootlegRaven]

Bezos I: still fairly understandable, very catchy and funny Bezos II: a cry for help

[@-avril2643]

EXACTLY

[@teeth4689]

agreed

[@soontherewillbesnow]

jeffery is holding him hostage, to write his opening theme. why? for his new anime, jeffery's bizarre adventure.

[@drakeramey7729]

yep

[@audreylitteral5276]

It's the gilly suit lol

[@Starfoxx28]

The "you did it!" in the second one always kills me 😂

[@AmberBootheCat]

"Come on Jeff, GET 'EM!" lol

[@nrgao]

That scream at the very end. Perfect!

[@lazeyjo2477]

This was my favorite part of inside. Part II

[@Reblwitoutacause]

"Yaaaaaay"

[@soepsoep6445]

Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@aspiringjoker2883]

The production is unironically marvelous

[@michelletedesco926]

This song makes you feel like you can accomplish just anything in life. Come on Jeff, GET EM!

[@4dultw1thj0b]

I wish this song existed when I worked at Amazon, I'd blast it every day

[@_R_R_R]

it's making fun of jeff bezos i think

[@averagemetalconsumer8864]

@@_R_R_R that’s the point

[@racool911]

@@_R_R_R Or celebrating him. Idk it's so vague it can be interpreted in pretty much any way

[@thesapphicbouquet8133]

@@racool911 "Fuck their wives, drink their blood, c'mon Jeff get em'" That's pretty unambiguous IMO.

[@racool911]

@@thesapphicbouquet8133 Lmao, well that's just referencing Bezos being a vampire, which is common knowledge at this point

[@davidgoncalvesalvarez]

The song literally has no right to be this good, I’m replaying a song about Jeff bezos because it sound fucking amazing.

[@coreycorley3536]

facts man but i've listend to stranger then this lol. it just...hits different

[@grimreaper2680]

Yeah I know, I don't care about Bezos and yet here I am listening to a song that's literally about him again and again.

[@inhumanesmoke4342]

The synth rocks. It sounds like the safety dance sped up 4x

[@ArtepreneurByNeha]

You just took the words right out of my mouth! 😂

[@harryroberts1222]

Yas Queen

[@Totally_Not_A_Pigeon]

The “git em” just hits different. 0:50

[@Neteroh]

"You did it" it's always got me. 🤣🤣

[@Shesraspytoday]

The “ceo, entrepreneur, born in 1964” just hits different

[@bluepolarvortex]

It does!

[@adnanahmed9044]

9 teen sixty 4

[@JuliusCaesar103]

It really does lmao

[@richardl8810]

Jeffery yyyyy... JEFFERY BEZOS

[@zeeky5192]

I always heard ‘trippin whore’

[@johnsnow5968]

The best thing is Bo wins either way - this song will ABSOLUTELY be played either during Jeffreys coronation as emperor of earth or as hes being led to the guillotine.

[@the4thdoor906]

If Jeff is Robespierre who’s Napoleon?

[@rodrigoordonez2295]

@@the4thdoor906 Elon Musk

[@panhandle99]

lol so true

[@Crowswing19]

Do we get to vote for which option we want?

[@Gambito99100]

The song that plays when the rocket flies is the same it plays when it explodes

[@PorscheRoseSylveon]

Absolute banger and that keyboard solo!

[@globalgrimewatch]

So many sleepless nights recently thanks to this..

[@beluga_08]

Imagine zuckerberg, gates and buffet in a party and someone plays the song ...

[@tys9610]

Ya its called the world economic forum

[@amoral_minority]

it's not like this is a pro-Bezos song, it would take all his willpower to keep a straight face if he were there

[@-drredacted8940]

Well, what can the guy who played it say? AMETURES CAN FUCKING SUCK IT

[@pyrothefriendlyarsonist9195]

Buff Bezeso: *Enters room**

[@plantainsame2049]

@@amoral_minority Feel like they're aware that they're seen as the villains I mean isn't Mark Zuckerberg aware of the of the fact that he's called the eye of Sauron

[@cheekybananaboy3361]

i love how this song basically doesnt comment on him at all, its just a theatrical acknowledge of his existence. everything there is to say about him has already been said. cant wait for bezos III though.

[@nickszune7196]

I disagree. Bezos 1 is a tongue-in-cheek tease of Jeff being a ruthless capitalist and dehumanizes him through mockery. It makes him out to be less of a person and more a bloodthirsty, cuckholding businessman. In the same vein, it criticizes capitalism for essentially allowing someone like this to exist as its pinnacle. Bezos 2 is a sarcastic, patronizing letter of "congratulations" to Jeff for 'winning' capitalism and making it to the top. It's like saying "hey, congrats, you're the richest person in all of human history, but this shitty song is all I'll let you have in recognition of your accomplishment." Bo's right to talk down to Bezos is the one thing Jeff's money can't buy.

[@cheekybananaboy3361]

@@nickszune7196 i totally agree its just... he doesnt actually say either of those things in the song lmao. hence my "everything there is to say about him as already been said." you can gauge bo's political stance from other songs in the special and so i agree with your interpretation but its told entirely through subtext.

[@cheekybananaboy3361]

@@nickszune7196 to clarify i wasnt saying i love it for being "apolitical" or whatever, i just find it hilarious that he managed to make two songs about jeffery bezos showing you his views on the guy without him outright saying them in any way

[@SenorBigDong69]

@@cheekybananaboy3361 disagree, he directly calls him a bloodthirsty cuckholding businessman

[@Wasserkaktus]

He needs to extend I into a full song and include lines like: *Let's go Jeffrey, pick up the pace* *Launch yourself up into space* C'MON JEFFERY GET EM!

[@jeffbezos6581]

I can truly say I appreciate this song

[@hainam8281]

This is Jeffrey bezos's ringtone and nothing can convince otherwise.

[@lambsaucy69]

Broke ur 69

[@civilizedhuman7875]

Otherwise

[@m4dhv832]

Original comment

[@lazylizard7698]

Maybe I am Jeffery bezos

[@NinjaAndrewREE]

bezos’* sorry I just couldn’t help myself

[@karthikwhy]

he's a real disney villain now, got his own song and everything

[@agnidiptachakraborty5169]

It was Jefferey all along...

[@lightlylemony]

ah yes, my favorite disney song that talks about jeff fucking wives and drinking blood.

[@subhxsish]

*DC. He's Lex Luthor

[@proudmisogynistracisthomop1280]

All the workers of Amazon are his henchmen

[@christieneutz249]

😂😂😂😂😂 this comment is what makes this song funny

[@JumperDice64]

I will never get bored of this song

[@AYRO1234]

I knew it was his voice when I first heard this song! I had listened to "Welcome to the Internet" and found this later.

[@coonplatoon]

If I were bezos I would require this to be played upon my entrance to any speaking event or public appearance and the second song would be my exit song

[@nyasiallano7015]

OMG YESSSS

[@sabz6074]

Haha what a great idea!

[@jupiterjames4201]

his WWE entrance theme

[@vjamin325]

😂😂😂😂

[@marshallpjesky3645]

Imagine when he goes anywhere the lights dim, fireworks go off, he makes a WWE style entrance as this song plays

[@owlsmirror1726]

Another proof that the villains get the best songs Edit: Heyho, so this was a more controversial joke than I thought. In general, the comments I got are very enlightening, so I recommend reading through them. If I don't answer yours, I either answered one that was similar or I didn't get notified. Have a great day!

[@Imnotsurewhatthisis324]

villains?

[@owlsmirror1726]

@@Imnotsurewhatthisis324 He is the boss of a giant corporation that manipulates the market to destroy smaller companies, exploits its workers to a level it's almost abuse, damages the environment and collects data from costumers so well they can even predict when one of them is pregnant. If this doesn't make you qualified to be a supervillain, I don't know what will.

[@patricksproductions3477]

@@owlsmirror1726 *super villain

[@patricksproductions3477]

@@owlsmirror1726 wait hes basically lex luthor

[@napoleonbonaparte2532]

OwlsMirror funnily enough the company which you have bought your phone from probably isn’t very different. Jeff worked hard to achieve what he has now, and won’t let some teenager in the internet stop him.

[@Krustycrabpizza35]

There are videos on KZbin of Jeff jogging and his footsteps match the beat of this song EXACTLY. Can’t be a coincidence.

[@BIG_AL_ONE]

The 80's song that never was.

[@patriciogiani7229]

When amazon hits your door with a package i need this song.

[@imperatorfuriosa7061]

How do I have the sweetest, most careful delivery drivers and everyone else gets those guys?

[@MoonOnLight]

@@imperatorfuriosa7061 same tho. Everyone else be yeeting that shit at peoples doors and mine just set them down

[@nocturnea9368]

Imagine giving your money to Bezos. Pathetic.

[@alexanderm7270]

@@GeraintDafis 10/10

[@friedegg3732]

@@nocturnea9368 says the human living in a home which they had to purchase, on an electronic device they also had to purchase, on a platform run by a multibillion dollar corporation

[@ibesohappyallthetime]

this song slaps

[@parzivalodin1527]

we got him

[@ibesohappyallthetime]

@@parzivalodin1527 u got me

[@gol0914]

@@ibesohappyallthetime shiiiiiii

[@vicky_2808]

@@ibesohappyallthetime is that really you ??😂😂

[@obi-wankenobi5766]

@@vicky_2808 no

[@zax8914]

My Amazon alexa worked for making calls through the ATT outage. Thanks Jeff. I learned what was going on calling ATT with that thing.

[@thisis_jay.]

This should be the order confirmation notification for amazon.

[@imnotreal9018]

the "come on jeff GET EM! *disco synth music*" makes me feel like small feral chihuahua absolutely going batshit on some guy's ankle

[@noahstevens4894]

WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE

[@maryamheshmatikhah9007]

I am fucking WHEEZING

[@AnAbstractMind]

DUUUUDE 😂😂😂😂

[@JingoTastic]

THIS IS IT THIS IS THE COMMENT THAT GETS ME

[@mirih4239]

DAMN YOU'RE RIGHT

[@joggie.]

I really appreciate bo burnham for helping small business owners like Jeff to blow up. What a legend!

[@thechristmascretin7034]

Legendary comment hahaha

[@Crea.mp4]

Yea, thx to people like him more entrepreneurs can make a business more easily

[@tonijelecevic9238]

It's a start maybe he will expand

[@tomiix1589]

Maybe his small business will become a worldwide business that everyone uses!

[@sayaksen2705]

Don't mind me, am waiting to whoosh someone

[@kmorris5]

You did it!

[@DrummerMark20]

He's blasting this on his new yacht.

[@jeremiahb25]

This has a 80s vibe and I love it

[@celinaizaguirre3326]

SO TRUE! 😁

[@mr.harroldramanan8154]

80s music Sounds So much Futuristic!!!! Prove that Old is Gold which can never be Sold!!!!!!

[@geminigirl3800]

Love the 80s

[@Dyshn]

Retro vibe

[@tambob82]

New retro wave is the genre.

[@ErickDarrell]

In a few years when Jeff rules the world we will sing this song as an anthem

[@ahmedcemal357]

amen

[@eleonora1333]

@You're talking to an Aquarius I hope I'll be dead by then

[@gloriavele5237]

Haha😂

[@noahmartinez38]

At least it's a banger

[@Perserra]

Bezos can have run-down, polluted Earth. Elon of the House of Musk, First of His Name, King of the SpaceX and the First Martians, goes to make a place for his faithful on Mars. 😀

[@galaxykid5534]

Why is this really good

[@BalaclavaBuddy]

THIS SONG SAVED MY LIFE----