ICKS pt. 2 & Our Dating Horror Stories!! | Two Idiot Girls S2:E25

[@Paytdio]

There is absolutely nothing better than starting a joke and keep going back and forth and it getting funnier and funnier where y’all are losing it

[@twoidiotgirls]

we love a good call back

[@muchomango11]

The way I was DEAD. WEAK. With the littering bit, y’all are TOO MUCH 😭😭😭

[@mediocremode]

the last 7 minutes of this podcast is some of the most entertaining shit i’ve ever seen i keep coming back to rewatch it y’all are so funny

[@warmchaos]

so fucking true

[@dandavids769]

I literally can’t stop laughing at deison calling the guy smelling his own breath sinister🤣🤣🤣 Edit: “for every sale I get $10” got me again😭😭😭😭

[@mayafenner5671]

When I tell you I was literally in hysteria at the end with the guy and the trash and the trauma LMAOOOOO😂😂💀💀

[@belindarocky961]

Yooo the traumadumping & littering part had me 😆😆 you two always have me wishing I had a sibling 💕

[@twoidiotgirls]

siblings are the best! we can be your siblings if u need

[@belindarocky961]

@@twoidiotgirls taking you up on this offer 😆💕

[@maggies7890]

HEAR ME OUT TEAM: An entire episode but its just an hour and some change of them doing the Littering Bit

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg

[@Mexican_Afakasi]

56:02 Deison’s laugh is contagious😆 You guys are so hilarious 😂😂There is nothing better than this podcast. Thank you for starting off my day with a stitch in my side from laughing so much 🤣 Good vibes to start the day! I love you two ♥️

[@saigemuleea2022]

BRUH the ice cream part had me so dead, your guys' laugh is so contagious

[@twoidiotgirls]

lmao luv u

[@saigemuleea2022]

@@twoidiotgirls ❤️❤️❤️

[@dandruffgirl]

hearing u guys laugh makes me happy

[@adrienhorowitz7556]

them misunderstanding each other for 2 mins once an episode is so hilarious

[@emmamendes5241]

Non-Virgo and I HATE when people scream-sneeze. Like stfu. My mom SCREAMS when she sneezes and holy fuck, it’s triggering. 😂

[@ana-nim]

Oh same! I asked her why she's doing that and she said "so everyone hears me" without a blink of an eye. She exposed them all imo

[@michaelconcepcion4165]

oh my god the noises on this one 😂😂😂. "He was chomping on the ice cream like a carrot *huanchanchahancha*"

[@twoidiotgirls]

if we're gonna do anything? it's give you the FULL experience

[@EMSmith480]

This comment needs to be at the top!

[@De_voreaux]

I can't stop laughing at the Dairy Queen part 😂😂😂

[@twoidiotgirls]

iconic

[@realledtasso]

It’s definitely a Virgo thing. I’m a Virgo sun & rising, and cap moon. I’m unreasonably mad when people sneeze, cough, sniffle (especially repeatedly), sip loudly, clear their throat, chew gum or food loudly (especially if their mouth is open or they’re talking🙄) or HUM. Humming really gets me. Especially if it’s off tune. It’s like why are you forcing your out of tune vibrating vocal chords into my life. But I hate confrontation so unless it’s a family member or close friend, I’m just gonna throw you the most hostile looks possible every time you do one of the above. …reading this back, I need to talk to my psychiatrist about this lmfao.

[@realledtasso]

Omg also Idk why but it really bothers me when my mom takes a sip of wine and holds it in her mouth just stagnant for what feels like a full minute before swallowing. WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT. Love her though lol

[@margaritatorres9302]

You guys literally always make me chuckle at work… thank god for masks because the smile I have to hold back the laughter makes me look like a crazy person 😂😂😂

[@theyoshow]

That DQ clip killed me! As a Texan, that's the Dairy Queen jingle 🤣🤣🤣

[@JessicaGarcia-zc7hh]

Y’all had me silently crying laughing dying at work listening to this. 😂😂

[@simoneangel510]

My men ick is when they are so pissed they feel the need to throw their hat or phone etc on the ground and then have to pick it up!!!🤢🤮🤮

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg hahahahahahaah not them having to pick it up dude im so ded

[@mchbritx]

the end has me crying omg

[@mqck777]

The way I actively re watch these videos when waiting for a new one just really gets me through guys! Y’all are so funny and relatable !! ❤

[@snh1123]

I have to watch any podcast of y’all’s alone cuz the way I be ugly laughing🤣💀

[@sejs96]

not y'all giving me a migraine from laughing so hard 56:07 😂😂😂😂

[@samanthapadgett2594]

The way Deison and I are on the same wavelength, literally seconds before she said “what if a baby did it” I was thinking Drew would hate my baby bc she always sneezes in threes 😂 Also Drew newborns do sneeze lol

[@snh1123]

0:21 Drew thinking “the way you say it the same way every time gives me the ick”🤣🤣🤣

[@beepea]

drew's sound effect for the littering bit kills me

[@SHEPARD62598]

those last 10 minutes were killing me 🤣🤣

[@taniahiguera4003]

I listened to this at work this week and I damn near PISSED myself from holding in my laugh. I just HAD to look up the video. I'M DEADDD

[@twoidiotgirls]

LMAOOO

[@darrahnichole]

I went on a date with a guy to an arcade. I think he was expecting that to be his place to shine…. He set a record on a game. Got a little too excited🥴 Told me to take a turn……. Knocked him off the leader board👀 he quietly moved to the next game… oof😂😂😂

[@moryartsy]

As a Virgo, I hate sneezes so much I refuse to say “bless you.” Like No just stop or go away, please.

[@De_voreaux]

Both of your laughs are amazing omg

[@twoidiotgirls]

LUV U!

[@warmchaos]

I am an Aries and there is no virgo in my chart and I also have this sneezing ick that evokes a visceral reaction in me

[@KBN911]

I wish you had done my ick but all of these are great too. I didn’t realize I had so many icks before these videos lol

[@twoidiotgirls]

we had so many! sorry we couldn't include all of them❤️

[@michis13]

I’m over here trying to keep a straight face at work and they keep making jokes about the guy littering while trauma dumping had me losing my mind

[@twoidiotgirls]

LMAO

[@mirthah4035]

I’m a Virgo and yes I HATE when people sneeze more than twice, I’m like “are you gonna stop already?”

[@danielahankins9666]

Yall are so funny 😂😂😭😭 I was crying with yall

[@anthonygonzalez1203]

I almost threw up from laughing from the littering bit DJFJFKFFJFK

[@emmalemay4129]

Virgo here! I also agree with the sneezing thing lol but for me if it's like constant sneezing over and over it gives me crazy anxiety for some reason I get like discontented

[@emmabrigham4211]

I’m a Virgo and I sneeze all the time. Literally like 17 times in a row all the time. And I hate myself too.

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg

[@xxoldmagicxx]

I’m only hyper aware of things when I’m in pain 😭😭😭 (but I’ve spent 15 year chronically ill and mostly in pain so I have a very different relationship with my body 💀)

[@xxoldmagicxx]

Though recently I’ve had medications mess with my body and it’s taken a hit to my confidence 😭😂

[@DatUrb158]

I'm a Virgo and sneezing is the fastest way to enrage me. Especially if it's multiple times and or loud AF

[@chasebuttaccio941]

You two are hilarious 😂 I’m so glad I found this podcast 🎉🍾

[@twoidiotgirls]

aww glad you found your way here! :)

[@jazmynemendoza1341]

I literally was crying actual tears at the end 😩😂

[@twoidiotgirls]

lol luv u!

[@louisa274]

I needed that laugh thank you 😂😭😭

[@twoidiotgirls]

❤️❤️❤️

[@natinlove7]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 had to check of this episode for a second to find th video !!!

[@twoidiotgirls]

LOL

[@rubywoo1572]

I’m a Leo & the sneezing more than twice drives me insane, even if it’s me! 😂

[@twoidiotgirls]

LMAO

[@sierrahann8737]

I am also a Virgo and when people sneeze too much it makes me so violently angry.

[@alexa71003]

This is my favorite podcast to get violently high to and just cackle These are my people >>

[@sofiacabrera9312]

Fellow Virgo here, I have a cousin that sneezes like 10 times in a row and I tell her to stop or I walk away after the second one. I hate sneezing 😭

[@janiii666]

The different stories while throwing the trash made me die🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@twoidiotgirls]

luv u!

[@raquelsolorio9331]

had to go back 3 times to hear “one of 6 kids” should have been the name of the podcast😂

[@BeastMacin11]

After last weeks ick on men drinking whole milk the topic came up in a Kurtis Conner video and on the new Netflix fake reality show called Snowflake Mountain

[@ellabellaboom4537]

This episode got me CRYINGGGGG😂😂😂

[@AshJohn1019]

The sneezing thing is so funny because I am also a Virgo and after the second “bless you” it changes to “shut the fuck up.”

[@twoidiotgirls]

LOL

[@Shannybanany95]

i really paused, looked up closer vmas 2016, watched, laughed, resumed podcast 🤍😂✨

[@twoidiotgirls]

we're just out here doing the lord's work

[@sarahhudson7108]

I watched that VMAs video so many timws bc I had such a crush on Halsey and THANK YOU that Chainsmokers man made me cringe every time

[@nanamijoon]

My stomach hurts from laughing, I love you both saur much!

[@redblackroses23]

I gotta stop watching these when I'm eating cuz im legit gonna choke to death

[@adrienhorowitz7556]

also how did that get so dark yet so fucking funny... such a faaaan

[@emmaolgy]

omfg no way my dad is a virgo and he HATES sneezing. he's always like "please control yourself"

[@rose4297]

I can't stop laughing!!!! 😂

[@skye_meeren]

The fuckin DQ TikTok bit had me in shambles, i immediately went looking for it and i found it I'm so happy

[@twoidiotgirls]

hahahahahha

[@KHaines151]

I’m a Virgo and I hate other people sneezing but also I literally sneeze so fucking loud and I’ve tried not to but can’t get it 😢

[@haleydepass3918]

I'm a Virgo with terrible allergies so I get sneeze attacks BUT I HATE people who excessively cough. Like who are you hacking for????

[@twoidiotgirls]

coughing is DISGUSTING

[@Akaikah]

Not me getting in trouble laughing at this episode when I was trying to hold it in cause I work an office job and when I work I like to listen to podcasts or listen to music and the way y’all made me laugh I couldn’t hold it and started cackling at work

[@Dink_13]

The way I can’t breathe and y’all just keep throwing out lines 55:51

[@serpentsnsirens]

virgos rule over health and also pet peeves / icks are ruled by virgo so yes… its a virgo thing

[@twoidiotgirls]

oooooo this is so good to know!

[@megantiffany]

BRO THE LITTER THING IM ok so this girl I was convinced I was in love with did some dramatic move to prove her love for me so I was giving her full benefit of the doubt - she turned out to be a major asshole and tried to show off in many ways. One being she fully threw an empty cup out the window on the freeway and I was like what the FUCK bro pull over. So she did, I just stared at her and she finally exited the car and picked it up and got back in and was like ‘happy?’ The ICKKKK I still haven’t recovered. There are ppl out there that think littering is cool and it’s not computing for me

[@zoieplaster9337]

I WENT TO REWATCH THE CHAINSMOKERS AND THEY DID IT AGAIN! Almost a year ago on the amas. He’s a lot better!

[@ana-nim]

I hate when people sneeze more than twice but only if there's breaks between sneezes. If someone sneezes billion times in a row fast like a cat then I'm ok. But if you sit, sneeze, wait a minute, then sneeze again, wait another minute and sneeze third time I know for a fact that you keep sneezing because you didn't clean your nose after first one so get your ass up, go to the bathroom and sort yourself out 😤 if it's an allergy than peace and prayers.

[@preciousstovall4992]

Fucking KA-RYING🤣

[@twoidiotgirls]

LOL

[@myriamtouil3347]

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[@twoidiotgirls]

luv u

[@HeyImAnais]

I’m a Virgo who hates sneezing + other body noises and it’s because I find it gross

[@twoidiotgirls]

it's simple science

[@ASerranProductions]

It’s been my biggest pet peeve as long as I can remember. Stupid ass sneezes. If someone does that around me I literally can not think of them as a moron. They are forever dumb to me.

[@twoidiotgirls]

r u a virgo

[@ASerranProductions]

@@twoidiotgirls lmao this is gonna trip you out. I’m a sassy saggie, Sagittarius Sun Aquarius moon and Sagittarius rising. I’m very I like you or I don’t it’s hard to convince me otherwise.

[@ASerranProductions]

@@twoidiotgirls I love y’all would go to war for you two for fun

[@scribblots602]

I’ll never not be amazed at the information people will share about themselves unprovoked 🙃. Have you no shame? Why would you tell people about your gross habits??

[@ashleymillhouse6289]

ONE TIME MY FRIENDS (NOW EX) BOYFRIEND WAS SMOKING A BLUNT ON THE ROOF WITH US IN THE MORNING AND NONE OF US WERE REALLY SAYING ANYTHING AND THEN HE JUST GOT UP AND LOOKED AT HER AND SUNG/QUOTED DRAKE AND SAID "SWEATPANTS HAIR TIE CHILLIN WITH NO MAKEUP ON THATS WHEN YOUR THE PRETTIEST.....BLAH BLAH. AND WE JUST FUCKING ALL JUST LAUGHED IN HIS FACE AND QUESTIONED WHERE THE FUCK THAT CAME FROM AND WAS LIKE WOW GOOD ONE ROMEO 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@twoidiotgirls]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

[@klp2013kp]

My QUEENS ✨️👑👑👑👑👑✨️😍💕😍💕😍💕😍💕😍

[@twoidiotgirls]

❤️❤️❤️

[@HappyGirl-ko3tg]

4:59 44:15 54:44

[@MaxxHamilton]

im watching this episode today in particular bc i discovered a new ick. Men getting out of REALLY low cars 👎🏻 this grown ass man looked like a child being pulled out of a ball pit. Also if your car is so lowered that your bumper would hit the ground if you drove onto an inclined driveway, dont ever let me see it.

[@twoidiotgirls]

LOL

[@hellokitty00]

OMG HELLOO

[@leki8323]

i disagree, him saying "i hope i never see you agAiAiN" on the VMAs is worse

[@twoidiotgirls]

omg maybe!

[@rebekahdrummond2818]

bro the chainsmokers thing had me dead because there's this vid of halsey singing some blink182 song in a mall that is just so goddamn awful it's hilarious

[@samb4122]

That video makes me sad bc she was having a panic attack so she was rly short of breath

[@wally1995]

hEeYy

[@gimtwi]

oh my god, butt cracks hit so hard! guy at work has his butt out all the time and i have the best view on it, it's hideous. and also he wears the same jeans every day, like wtf is wrong with you

[@aubreyslayton]

a red flag i caught on this one guy i met, he drank whole milk as his beverage of choice for every. single. meal. i’m talking whether it’s spaghetti or burgers or thanksgiving dinner.

[@twoidiotgirls]

WHOLE MILK?????