Idiots In Cars | Ridiculous Driver Fails

Not a bird, not a plane... but a car! If you thought motorcycles were dangerous, wait until you see these people try to park! Road rage, ravage reverses, drive-in shopping in the worst kind of way, all of this relentless internal combustion chaos kindly brought to you by idiots in cars. Parallel parking has never been so dangerous,
Oh and a quick PSA here: remember that your car's bumper is not a vacuum cleaner, so it should be at least an inch off the ground.
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[@matthewbowen5841]

The ronnie pickering exchange was amazing

[@teubass3628]

Who ?

[@raizencore]

@@teubass3628 Ronnie fucking Pickering! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@teubass3628]

who ?

[@Miranox2]

Who's that?

[@user-mama_thomas]

@@Miranox2 Me! That's who. 😂

[@jabbabbabba]

3:10 if aggressive biker boy would have used his brakes, rather than rev his engine, the crash would have been avoided. Car was wrong and bike chose to make it worse.

[@VneedsSpeed]

I came to the comments looking for this exact scenario. This biker could also have turned left while continuing to slow down. This biker was NOT paying attention well, especially at low speed. At the first point the car is visible around the bend, the speedometer shows 29. Whether that’s kph, or even mph, this is slow enough to react for safety in this situation. I would say this is not all 100% the cars fault here. Loud pipes DON’T ALWAYS save lives. I bet the loud revving out of no where probably scared the shit out of the driver of that car!

[@moviewatcher7255]

@@VneedsSpeed Which would be a good explanation for why she stopped. Damn, just another reason not to trust the "victim" so quickly.

[@VneedsSpeed]

Holy shit, actually, the rider of this crash made a response video. It’s worth the listen and defends the decisions he made.

[@Bazroshan]

Bike Boy needs to accept that he is not the only person entitled to use the road.

[@jeffrbake]

Car was at fault, but agreed, he didn't even try to brake. Also.... that little stunt where he broke the windshield - yea, that will put him in a lot more trouble. Guy is the reason why people hate bikers.

[@c4ss.]

3:13. Pretty smart biker I'd say. Decided to rev the engine instead of braking. Then smashed the window out of anger for something that could've been avoided with common sense

[@ro_blex8513]

It's called "rev match" before braking. It's a common thing to do when you drive a manual car or motorcycle, you don't have to do it, but it puts less stress on your clutch when you do this. I agree though the biker should've calmed down instead of escalating the situation since now he has to pay for that windshield repair.

[@Vincee0910]

@@ro_blex8513 You shouldn't be trying to rev match while emergency braking. You shouldn't be shifting at all actually.

[@c4ss.]

@Jellybeans beanie Motorcycles have horns. Just like all road vehicles. You'd be surprised how many people don't use their turn signal on any turn. Plus, if you have brakes, then use them. Revving the engine doesn't do shit. People can't hear you half the time when you rev the engine.

[@FaaaaapMaster]

@Jellybeans beanie In my country for example it's necessary for a motorcycle to have a horn. You can't drive it on a road without that.

[@c4ss.]

@Jellybeans beanie Motorcycles do indeed have horns. It a tiny but though. Explains why you say they don't have horns

[@jeron9272]

8:30 Tesla doors beep really loud if you have them open while you're in drive. That was so hard to miss, yet she still did.

[@d.bcooper2271]

Women ☕️

[@courier955]

3:13...instead of wasting time revving the nuts off it, you could try hitting the brakes.

[@jhastudios9438]

Y aún así hay estúpidos que lo defienden

[@roselee927]

No he did that on purpose not only did he have enough time he saw the car and went faster like wtf

[@nsnopper]

He did seem to speed up on purpose, didn’t he.

[@Alfenijonas]

why? it was the car's fault

[@deadsetanime7102]

It is also possible and more likely that he chose compression braking with the engine first because he was still leaning out of a curve. Hard braking at even a small leaning angle can be disastrous so down shifting before getting upright then braking may have been the better option but it gives the biker less time to actually brake. You can see his right fingers in the video and observe that this is precisely what he did. He did a hard brake after downshifting and getting upright and squaring the forks out of the curve. We must not forget the biker is riding a motorcycle and he can't simply slam on the brakes at any time. Even truckers try not to hard brake on curves because trailer brakes engage .5 seconds after the tractor brakes and in that 1/2 second after the tractor has started braking, the trailer keeps going and can cause a jack knife. I must also emphasize that none of this would have happened if the driver of the car had not turned left from the far right lane. That was the action that caused the event. I think the motorcycle rider did well.

[@ryandrew9937]

“Ronnie Pickering and the Motorcyclist”, it’s a new comedy duo

[@skylined5534]

Like a new Pete and Dud!

[@JF1908x]

Maybe in 2015

[@danezz9644]

Who?

[@romik4160]

@@danezz9644 RONNIE PICKERING!

[@seira9441]

@@romik4160 Who?

[@themysticaldrone4517]

5:15 I love how the girl says "I was too close to you" and the guy says "exactly" as if you're legally allowed to stop and reverse on a roadway, the distance between cars is there so there's time to stop in an emergency, not so the person in front can be stupid

[@hatzfm1472]

That's just how people behave when they fuck up and they know it's their own fault, but they still feel the need to blame anyone but themselves. And as soon as she said "I was too close" he felt he had a chance to cast some blame onto her, although everything about that accident was his own fault.

[@reneed.1648]

This is why you don’t engage with the other motorist after a collision. Just get their details. Don’t argue. Let insurance fight them.

[@Gamerafighter76]

Sad when people do that.

[@musaran2]

But he wanted to reverse! That automatically gives him the right to!

[@zedits752]

@@musaran2 hahaha sarcasm gotta love it

[@digitalanimal5190]

3:20 that was so rude, he's the one who wrecked into her. She was polite enough to check on him before her car (she's heard asking if he's ok) and then he breaks her car again for it. Blows my mind.

[@Jondsmusic]

Agreed completely. That’s why I say most motorcyclists are revel aholes.

[@sygeno_yt]

the car was the one who stopped while turning its not the motocycles fault.

[@roadwarrior114]

Yes because saying "are you ok?" totally makes up for wrecking someone's motorcycle.

[@azulmv]

@@roadwarrior114 it was his fault tho

[@cevsunkist]

@@azulmv She was turning left from the middle lane, totally her fault for not checking to see if someone was in the proper turning lane. But, he should have stopped and not smashed her windshield...hope he isn't married and never is...I can see abuse from someone with a temper like that.

[@FlamingHotGamingYT]

8:53 as a person born and raised in Britain I can confirm this is practically an everyday thing.

[@mrscheech8715]

“I honked at you I was too close to you” “EXACTLY” 😂

[@awcm1507]

This man so dumb.."I wanted to back up"

[@dadbod488]

They both had valid points in this argument, imo haha

[@mistabook]

That guy was clearly an idiot, but she left herself wide open for that comeback

[@abacab87]

The guy is an idiot. For one, you can't just choose to back up on a street like that, and he acts like he knew she was there but "wanted to back up" Don't know why he'd put himself through that. I once had a lady backup into me in a parking lot. I laid on the horn, she just kept right on coming until she hit me. On the phone I think

[@psmirage8584]

That guy is a selfish piece of sh**. How was she supposed to know he wanted to back up? He just stops in the middle of the road, and she's supposed to read his mind? I consider him 100% at fault. And I would double the fine because he's trying to put the blame on her.

[@Azide_zx]

11:28 you gotta give that person some serious credit for somehow pulling off that entire maneuver without even hitting a single vehicle or people even moving to avoid it

[@kefkaZZZ]

I just want to know... why did he do that? What was his goal?

[@Azide_zx]

@@kefkaZZZ probably got into the right turn lane and realized he needed to make a u turn

[@concordegaming5037]

Fooling around in GTA like

[@nightshadow-kun4798]

yo wtf i was just reading your comment when the clip came and damn that was SMOOTH

[@ninetailedfoxcommander3627]

@@concordegaming5037 lol

[@abdulrahmansusamongus8284]

6:56 the fact that the driver still going while he is on the car is kinda funny

[@2topunish]

11:27 this man isnt an idiot, he is the smoothest driver i have ever seen!

[@losertoast6239]

that is very much an idiot

[@poland1170]

3:15 this motorcyclist, instead of braking, throttled the clutch. and crashed into the car, then demolished it. I'd take him to court ... what a dangerous psychopath.

[@ytwos1]

Agreed, that action was worthy of jail time. The revving, not paying attention, and then the aggression. None of it belongs on the road and some of it does not belong anywhere.

[@mrffromzh8636]

Absolutely. What an id***t...

[@Tholius]

Anyone have the original link or follow-up article? Assume he was charged...

[@Norman-Bates]

He and 90% of motorcyclists are utter scumbags

[@mikeywestside8509]

And now you know how the Rocky mountains were built

[@romulusxyz6722]

As an American, that argument at 8:50 (Ronnie Pickering!) is what I imagine most UK arguments between men to sound like. That was gold lol

[@marketpliers1478]

+"Who the fuck is that?" -"Me" Golden

[@bacongaming1353]

@@marketpliers1478 Oh! Whoa! Brilliant!

[@drundub73]

As a Brit who lives in the North of England I can confirm you are pretty much spot on . All the best 👍

[@cloudyns]

What a funny name lmao

[@keonnewilliams9511]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@crusader109yt]

2:53 😂 5:05 Great argument! 😆👌

[@AbdullahArRafi]

1:06 This one actually scared the Sh!t out of me!

[@Kbar303]

The dude running over the huge rock at the gas station was just glorious.

[@jadjoaquinquesada-khoury6176]

And he kept going like "something feels wrong but I'm just gonna push on to the parking spot before investigating..." Smh

[@MaximusX67]

@@jadjoaquinquesada-khoury6176 Right?! ... Dude just kept on driving there like nothing was wrong. "Nothing to see here - just driving my SUV with this boulder underneath it .... usual day!" It's so weird how they just don't stop!!!

[@imaginarycorgi7312]

‘Pulling up’ “Yo you wanna see ma rock?” Or “Hey… you left this out front.”

[@carlosanaya4149]

The perseverance and determination 🤦🏽‍♂️💀😂🥴

[@brianoldford5829]

The rules of KZbin video: 1) Make sure you are totally out of focus. 2) Use portrait, not landscape, so that we miss 90% of the action. 3) Be sure that as the action takes place that you show us a picture of your feet, don't want to miss that. 4) Before filming, find a very tall person, so you may video his head, so we can see his hairstyle, not the action. 5) Look the other way: 6) If you are American: Scream, "Oh, My God!" 7) Video your mother slipping onto her butt, as the jetliner crashes beside you. We don't need to see that. 8) Shout "Look. I'm a dumb American." in case we didn't know. 9) If you are Indian/Pakistani: Look, we know you're dumb, so we don't need to see your overloaded 10 Ton trucks attempt to cross a river on a plank. 11) If you are American: Don't forget to state the bleeding obvious, we might not have noticed. 12) If you think you're not as thick as these guys, then go to America, where they will demonstrate how thick, dumb and stupid you can really be. 13) Oh, and one last thing. Really shake that camera-phone, you're so good at that. It makes my eyes wobble, too.

[@grantharriman284]

2:13 I love how the one construction worker is still carefully shaping the curb like it's no big deal. He has a job and by god he's gonna do it.

[@AndrewPruteanu]

I'm a Missourian and I've never heard it being called a wrecker.

[@Oi....]

He won employee of the month for that

[@monbreau7306]

He's still getting paid either way. And will get paid again for having to redo it.

[@lkrnpk]

I loved ''oh, bless their hearts'' at the end

[@ronezmaurice8853]

I didn't even notice!!! This is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Moons_broken_right_eye]

5:21 "you did it wrong" "he don't know how to drive" Idk what it is but something about those sentences makes me love that dude😂😂😂

[@kissgergo5202]

2:56 I just died watching the car slowly inch inside the store 🤣

[@The-Dom]

"I was trying to reverse" "I wanted to reverse" yeah, obviously, but there's steps involved in that, and one of em is looking behind you.

[@acynder1]

Or looking at the road, granted Im european, but Im pretty damm sure you cant U-Turn on a double center lane. Like here, if you cant overtake, you cant U-turn.

[@crankycroc9970]

@@acynder1 He was reversing into his driveway

[@SSGTru]

@@crankycroc9970 that didn't matter because he crossed the double line - damn moron should have just gone in head first, not back in... OR backed in when driving the other direction, IF the road is clear. His entitled statement of "I wanted to reverse" was proof the idiot should lose his license.

[@fourearwolf3315]

@@SSGTru And then he had the nerve to switch the problem back to her, saying “Exactly” when she said that she was too close to him.

[@jacobopstad5483]

I suspect he was tired of having to deal with a difficult driveway. It's no excuse for hitting her but she was too close. It was obvious he wanted to reverse so she should have backed off. Still, he should have given her time to do that.

[@drcemdede]

And the Oscar goes to the driver 1:30. Bravo !!! Fantastic performance !

[@tommysmith5479]

I think that Biker and Ronnie Pickering should start a double act - it was pure comedy gold.

[@mudkipman1]

11:28 might be the smoothest driving I've ever saw. Stupid, but smooth

[@ausis6214]

Definitely wasn't the first time since they were missing part of the back bumper.

[@santileonsteinberg1441]

The didn’t even touch the brakes!

[@Lu_sifer]

just used franklins ability i do it all the time

[@ABeastG]

@@Lu_sifer LMAO

[@rampagingelephant7353]

He’s definitely had some practice. This is just an average Thursday commute for him.

[@sinjinsmith5113]

Love the EMT at 9:44 just calmly backs up, sets his bag down, and has that “well, guess I’m starting work early today” look before walking to the car

[@techwizpc4484]

Even EMTs work at home now.

[@ninetailedfoxcommander3627]

Well I guess the accidents go to the EMTs home now

[@satorudo]

EMT : oh I forgot today was my work from home day

[@BlackOut0321]

Now thats what I call a house call!

[@Geno2733]

Or... "First time I ever WALKED to a call...."

[@ennuied]

0:40 that's my only fear, getting hit by a car which got hit by a truck while I'm inside a store.

[@Cyber_Kriss]

When you think you're out of luck, remember this guy at 05:46 😂

[@mx4life560]

8:52 That motorcyclist is pretty sassy considering, he is talking to Ronnie Pickering!

[@Apollo_V.]

Mr. Bald

[@wardragon670]

That just killed me, “I’m Ronnie Pickering!” “Oh gosh! Brilliant!”

[@charmoz292]

Who TF is Ronnie Pickering??

[@GamingWithOzzie]

@@charmoz292 ur dad

[@LegosAreFood]

@@charmoz292 your mum lover

[@tankhulkington5277]

11:28 was no idiot, that person became one with their machine and executed that figure 8 flawlessly. Kudos to their driving prowess.

[@stepanzadorozhny3823]

Yo, bro, exactly

[@oreovex]

while it's not technically supposed to be done like that, there were no crashes or anything, which honestly impresses me to the point where rather than calling them an idiot or something i'd just be like "ok...moving on:

[@LoudWaffle]

Great skill does not make one exempt from idiocy.

[@radium6637]

@@LoudWaffle no, but the ability to fix or otherwise avoid the consequences at no expense to others does

[@LoudWaffle]

@@radium6637 So does luck.

[@Alisha_M92]

9:08 LMFAO! I loved how the grey car responded to the Ronnie Pickering argument!

[@OhNoNotFrank]

1:20 translation: Mom: "Did *you* see that sign?" Daughter: "You're stupid, mom!", while laughing.

[@punelopepunstop5515]

Man:”Sorry, let me move my vehicle!” Train: “Don’t bother, I got this.”

[@not-himx5593]

he did not look to chuft after

[@punelopepunstop5515]

@@not-himx5593 Indubitably.

[@fynkozari9271]

That guy ran a red light while a traffic cop sitting right next to him.

[@Toysourboy]

9:49 Dude is an EMT and was probably like "Well, looks like my service is needed"

[@vichyn.2588]

ah so this is what they meant with "work from home" thing huh

[@ShaikMohdRehan]

Omfg

[@averyreeder6559]

These videos give me anxiety to drive

[@Jondsmusic]

Same here and the exact reason why I just got the best dash cam out there, to add an extra layer of protection against these psychopathic morons! I drove defensively expending people to do stupid inane things and I’m rarely disappointed.

[@AndrewVanDay]

They should not make you anxious, but they should make you aware of the dangers, and these dangers can be reduced if we do not do the stupid things we see here, and guard against those that do,

[@Jondsmusic]

@@AndrewVanDay I think they meant it as a figure of speech. The dash cams act as a virtual seat belt against the demonic dummies out there. But I agree with your overall assessment.

[@averyreeder6559]

@@AndrewVanDay that’s why I’m a great and literally the safest driver ever but it just gives me anxiety because these videos show me every scenario that could happen and some I couldn’t avoid.

[@kierancalder8573]

Girl: "I honked at you I was too close to you when you reversed!" Guy: "Exactly!!" XD

[@ZCasavant]

11:38 This was no accident. This is ART!! That took skill and determination.

[@tylerk9533]

Dude can make cars fly

[@StainderFin]

Van Gogn new wallpaper art all wrong so perfection!!

[@grammienoob2997]

straight fax

[@showtime8968]

As usual Lexus is on top 😂😂🤣🤣

[@ghurley9386]

Lololol

[@TuffMelon]

3:15 Alright bud, they may have been making an improper turn, but you absolutely had time to stop had you been paying attention. No need to go make yourself look like the asshole by having a tantrum.

[@SupeDefy]

Typical biker MO. They intentionally make the situation worse, then play the victim.

[@maxguevara5204]

@@SupeDefy honestly as a biker myself we’re not all like that, nor do we claim his actions as he did have time for a proper one to avoid collision. Both parties in the wrong here. Nice bike tho.

[@nocontent4142]

@@maxguevara5204 i think the biker didnt find it a nice bike because he crashed it on purpose.

[@PNX034]

Not to mention he intentionally sped up to hit them. I hope they yank his license PoS.

[@pettersson9587]

Dont take my word on this but on another video someone said that he just got his bike fixed just days before this crash because of another bad car driver. Obviusly its still not accepteble what he did but as a biker myself i understand that anger. I think we all do

[@th3unkn0wn35]

11:45 How the He** did that happen???

[@TrChannel13666]

It's RUSSIA🇷🇺 man, my hometown Tula😎last year

[@MixBento-FailsofTheWeek]

Can we all agree that the world would be a better place if everyone watched this?

[@debbieowen442]

3:23 smashing the windscreen was completely unnecessary, the driver even asked if he was okay

[@archiv282]

Exactly.

[@ashtonbetker]

💯 agree

[@elinoamrichter162]

I'll agree it was unnecessary, but the driver was completely at fault, why the hell would someone try to make that turn.

[@rickyray2794]

@@elinoamrichter162 Except the driver was not "completely" at fault, that accident was 100 percent avoidable if he would have just turned instead of what we would like to call "needle dick revving"

[@elinoamrichter162]

@@rickyray2794 it was 100 percent avoidable if the motorcyclist braked instead of revving for no good reason, rule number one is to assume traffic will pull shit like this, but the driver 100% caused that accident, yes it could have been avoided by the motorcyclist but the driver had no business trying to cross traffic like that

[@_-martin-_]

The woman driving directly into and knocking over the stop sign, the daughter says "Fuck, you are stupid mom!" lol

[@55goldensword]

Was war das für ein Dialekt?

[@arch1107]

i couldn't hear any of that, thank you

[@_-martin-_]

@@arch1107 No wonder - it is spoken in Danish. Only a Dane like me would understand :)

[@arch1107]

@@_-martin-_ i mean, i didn't heard anyone say anything, not just the language barrier

[@jeremysun7365]

@@arch1107 1:12 I am sure someone spoke something at around 1:21.

[@kamakaziozzie3038]

Joining Fail Army was the best thing I’ve done in over 10 years ⚡️💯

[@kevns2148]

That truck backing through a car, into the store and through ppl made my jaw drop.. outrageous conduct.

[@Pho3nix44]

I came here for a laugh, and now I'm wondering if I watched people die during that clip

[@trihard8472]

The Ronnie Pickering was the most British thing I've seen in a long time

[@skylined5534]

You ought to see the other infamous clip on here of the cyclist vs Peugeot 405 man then!

[@trihard8472]

@@skylined5534 Yo, that one is a pure road rage gold. It is so satisfying to see that prick fall after that Hollywood quality chase... Thanks for recommendation

[@redslate]

"Oh go on then!" "No, *you* go on then!"

[@skylined5534]

@@trihard8472 😂 I'm glad you saw it, it's just a beautiful thing to behold!

[@Fanguru666]

121

[@Itsjuustnatalia]

5:20 “exactly” he thought she proved his point and walked it off💀💀

[@pingidjit]

She said that she was too close, but truthfully, he is the one that got closer. Him all hyped up saying "Exactly" like he was in the right... If he hadn't been reversing on a roadway, no one would have been too close to anyone.

[@omicronlyrae6228]

@@pingidjit Forfeit your license and never drive again.

[@pingidjit]

@@omicronlyrae6228 Why? So you can go joyriding in reverse? Plenty of other road users, and cops, will have issue with that beyond me. LOL

[@SapeHallward]

That guy must've been on something. No way in hell is someone thats stupid.

[@omicronlyrae6228]

@@SapeHallward never drive.

[@shibujha1]

9:42 When GOD is himself saying "you can't go office "😂😂🤣🤣

[@VlerkeDamne]

6:56 The fact that he just went to park the car with the motorcyclist still on top 😂 Hope the guy is fine though that was a big hit!

[@buddimalliyanapathirana1767]

Thats something you only see on GTA 💀

[@fabiobuerle2619]

😂😂

[@FinalxChance]

He was taking him to the morgue!

[@clefneyrocha.1863]

KKKK

[@stevejobs5531]

Hahaha

[@kowalski6266]

Car falls into lava and explodes. Fail Army be like “driver was unharmed”

[@someone2506]

"Driver has failed to die"

[@user-nt5tz4mo4u]

True dat!!😆😆

[@theboxnews7758]

*I think it sounds better and more polite than, "Driver probably didn't survive"😁*****WELCOME*****

[@RtistiqSkubie]

@@daispatrick it's for KZbin uploading & monetizing purposes

[@joetaylor3563]

The brain trust who uses "I wanted to go in reverse" as his escape hatch was clearly pickled or had been cleaning his ears with a pencil.

[@blocksus7137]

Son: Mom, can we take the drive thru? Mom: What drive thru? The drive thru: 2:58

[@reallystraightguy2716]

11:28 That was actually some pretty sweet driving

[@Mikol_Billy]

That’s what I’m saying I have KZbin playing on my TV as I’m doing household shit I come in the living room and witness that and say “tf is this video the greatest drivers of all time???? IDIOTS IN CARS?!? DUDES MY HERO?!”

[@youngsinatraduran5735]

Smoothest shit ever

[@reallystraightguy2716]

@@youngsinatraduran5735Right! I find it almost soothing to watch. Might have to make a gif out of it.

[@Iceman-hb3uk]

@@reallystraightguy2716 yeah but the point is that you can't do that, it was indeed cool and without any contact, but damn there's a reason if you can't just drive all across the road however you want

[@reducecotwo]

One minute you're the man the next minute you're on one of you tube's most embarrassing video's, lol 😒

[@ethan3949]

5:20 he really said “exactly” like that proves his point

[@jashnbeingjashn]

Hahaha...ikr... People.

[@nunol1554]

exactly

[@shadowjan4772]

Dude sounded like a NPC with 2-3 voice lines

[@ethan3949]

@@justmechillin2 ye and she kept her space as evident when she didnt hit him when he broke check her. U can’t reverse back into a car parked behind you

[@ethan3949]

@@shadowjan4772 his code malfunctioned when he was driving

[@codycumpton4837]

The garage at 8:45,,that's the stuff of dreams bro,I'm jello!

[@RumCaptain]

0:38 Driver to store owner: "Hey, you said drop this delivery off in front right?"

[@wolfinsheepsclothing842]

3:12 Even if the driver was at fault for some reason, the motorcyclist had so much time to stop it's ridiculous. Plus, he made the situation a thousand times worse by breaking the driver's windshield. I understand if you're mad, doesn't make you any less of an idiot.

[@larabdb2791]

Agresiv person, maybe his wife have a lots of "friends". Simple looser.

[@jamesmorton-m6tzo396]

chances are he would of been charged with criminal damage and arrested, it doesn't matter who pulled out on who, you cant just go around smashing people stuff because your angry, and then say yeah i smashed he windshield in anger but they accidentally pulled out

[@bacongaming1353]

@@jamesmorton-m6tzo396 *you’re

[@stickman8459]

@@bacongaming1353 yro’ue*

[@bacongaming1353]

@@stickman8459 *yuroyurer

[@marcusvalenta6299]

3:20 you accelerating does NOT give you the right away for someone already engaged in a turn, especially if you are going fasted than the limit. You are responsible for your repairs and their windshield

[@thegamerxful]

IKR. Clearly, he has a lot of time to apply the brake. But instead, let's just accelerate and smash right on the car.

[@koen9303]

yes

[@napim6752]

typical biker

[@locolocongaleman7123]

I was looking for that comment ... same opinion here ... he can see already that he will turn ... speeding up .... crashing and then smashing the window. not the car drivers fault.

[@jerryhoward8588]

lol he didn't accelerate. he put the bike on limiter meaning he was clutch in and actually slowing down. also......this is important...... who TF makes a left hand turn from the right lane and across 2 lanes of traffic.... im pretty sure thats illegal in most states

[@stereomensch]

The man, the myth, the legend -- Ronnie Pickering

[@scottstillitano8327]

9:24 had me in tears. That was such an epic comeback.

[@KaoRouMan]

9:11 that was the funniest aggressive conversation i've ever seen

[@robertstryker2]

Ronnie Pickering!

[@aminmohammadids]

@@robertstryker2 who?

[@LikeZ]

@@aminmohammadids Ronnie Pickering!

[@j.calvert3361]

The full video is somewhere on KZbin..

[@yusufjabara3998]

@@LikeZ who the fck is that

[@thevoid8544]

6:52 I feel bad for the bike guy, but the way he lands on top of the car and the car just keeps on driving is some gta shit right there. Lol

[@legendaryjimbob7685]

I think the car was just moving to the side of the road, you can see it slightly turn towards the side of the road at the end

[@heyitsaIi]

@@legendaryjimbob7685 yes they were

[@LiterallyScotland]

Bro got kidnapped

[@lukezoeller7517]

yeah he got hit real hard if he went flying like that

[@Lunaskylette]

11:30 wasn't a fail, it was a success

[@Saskatchetooner]

People have no patience for trains and forget that they will destroy you. 😂

[@H3gamer360]

The dude reversing in the street says “exactly” like he just got her or something. Guess he didn’t know he was in the wrong.

[@laurasanchez7105]

He wanted her to reverse, that why he said exactly. As in "you never should have been that close to me" or something. They are both idiots, if he wants to turn around just give him some space to turn around. But if you can't turn around, he could have easily turned around in that persons driveway on the left

[@izaloozer3957]

@@laurasanchez7105 She had no way of knowing what the hell he was stopping in the middle of the road for because he had his hazards on...Not a turn signal. 2nd of all...You don't try to back into a driveway from the opposite side of the road...Especially when you're in a NON-passing lane. The guy was an idiot and totally in the wrong here.

[@laurasanchez7105]

@@izaloozer3957 I 100% would have gone into that drive way, you just keep driving another 5 miles until you can legally turn around. Also, at 4:53 you can see his reverse lights come on as his car is turned slightly. At that point the video is edited, but in reality he was standing there with his reverse lights on for a while and she did not back up. I already would have backed up a long time ago. Some people just have too big of an ego.

[@izaloozer3957]

@@laurasanchez7105 I didn't say he shouldn't have pulled into the driveway. I said he shouldn't have REVERSED in from the opposite side of the road. There's this little thing non idiots do called a K-Turn. Regardless...Unless she's a psychic...She had no way of knowing he was planning to turn at all because he didn't signal. When he started reversing, she may not have been able to do the same due to a car behind her...We'll never know.

[@beepbopboop7727]

@@laurasanchez7105 If you want to turn then you have to do it safety, meaning you have to follow a route that will take you in the opposite direction. These roads are one way. YOU CANT JUST REVERSE WHEN YOU LIKE.

[@matella129]

6:56 the way the driver is just driving with him on it😂

[@RG-pr5xx]

Brother thank you for being the only comment that pointed this out, I was fuckin dying of laughter and couldn’t believe that no one else found it funny😂🤣🤣

[@Branzoaica]

@@RG-pr5xx bro same i had to search for it with ctrl f lmaoo

[@lilacthorn4333]

The car was like well let's get to the side of the road lol

[@c.greene7127]

Taking him to the hospital lol

[@KooliNaKoduku]

I do such things generally in GTA

[@neoswagtwigofthetwignation9778]

This is what happens when you get a driver's license from a cereal box.

[@blackenreed1425]

1:21 From the Danish: "Did you see that sign?" "You're stupid mom"

[@PyrozPlayground]

That was the most elaborate u-turn I've ever seen at 11:28.

[@joshuamaxam5086]

and to be honest it was one of the cleanest maneuvers I've ever seen, talk about finesse.

[@flipflopping]

Yep. That was pretty slick.

[@flithbrin]

What I don't get is why he didn't just enter the turn lane. Why did he feel the need to go across all 3 then back across?

[@suedenim]

@@flithbrin might be a no U-turn intersection?

[@flithbrin]

@@suedenim That's even more of a reason to turn in to the turn lane instead of doing a crazy u-turn.

[@Lag1914]

Legend has it that to this day he's still screaming: "I'm Ronnie Pickering!!"

[@not-himx5593]

and is followed by a mistic owl who who

[@johnhornback7878]

You'd think a hardcore guy would have a bigger car lol

[@Huachimingo97]

Who the fuck's that?

[@Z0RDR4CK]

@@Huachimingo97 Ronnie Pickering

[@jeffe4297]

@@Z0RDR4CK Who?!?

[@e-shard7114]

I like how they just crash and try to escape 😂

[@chrisreibold1634]

Lady driving prius into flood waters is obviously a genius.

[@hardinmuhammad7995]

"Do you know who I am?" I think this sentence is like a mantra used by everyone in any part of the world who feels they have power over something.

[@XD-rd9ig]

Yes and I love it when people like me don't care and beat their ass anyway! 😂🤣

[@mickyblue9658]

@@XD-rd9ig Oooh, you're hard

[@terranceparsons5185]

With the appropriate response of do I care?

[@amberhalcyonart]

RONNIE PICKERING GUYS

[@kasmir88]

@@amberhalcyonart who?

[@surfingtothestars]

9:43 Homie didn't even clock in yet and work literally came to his front door lol

[@iiNinjaSpirit]

Lmao

[@yushpysk]

😂

[@michaellawson5442]

11:27 honestly cant even be that mad, that was smooth as hell

[@Aurian1234]

Ah, whenever I'm having a bad day, I can always rely on Ronnie Pickering to cheer me up. I know who he is.

[@lyesryes]

9:29 How was that not scripted lmao incredible dialogue

[@Americanoutcast_]

9:41 Already putting that poor paramedic guy to work in under 30 seconds of leaving his house

[@tenka__]

His face is like, "I fucking hate Mondays"

[@PanicToThePeople]

Apparently paramedics can work from their home office now, too.

[@Americanoutcast_]

@@PanicToThePeople r/wooooosh

[@V4N9U15H.]

@@Americanoutcast_ ???

[@arya0794]

@@Americanoutcast_ what?

[@al.social5258]

9:40 the Ronnie Pickering he just told him who he was 😂😂

[@kolizijenacestama]

Great video. Many thanks for the effort and great respect for the recording.

[@greenpegatrix3773]

"I wanted to reverse." "I honked at you. You were too close." "Exactly." I'm sorry? You were clearly in the wrong, buddy.

[@SaroDantra]

I love that little "Ha! Got ya now!" look the guy gets. Nice try but his insurance is still going to be paying out 100% lol. Turns out its generally a good idea to look in the direction your vehicle is travelling.

[@okjeffy6581]

It’s as if he wanted this to happen

[@TheJacobbridges25]

He really thought he was about to get away with that shit he totally thinks he's in the right

[@tmar352]

Never heard of this new law can't wait to test it out with my winter beater. Put the four ways on slam it in reverse and blame whoever the fuck is in my way 🤣

[@dickjohnson9582]

But he wanted to reverse

[@cfgp]

11:29 as dumb as that was, it was surprisingly clean

[@edenjung9816]

Just smooth

[@Northstar8765]

So smooth

[@carolkaake7881]

Impressive, really!

[@concordegaming5037]

Fooling around in GTA like

[@alanrandall49]

"The Ronnie Pickering Show'" seriously, I would pay to watch that comedy program, the aggressive banter exchanged between them was hilarious, it would have fitted perfectly into a Monty Python sketch.

[@Andizu1]

RONNIE PICKERING! "What?" 😂

[@hillbillyharvey4605]

The motor cyclist sees there's a potential for the accident and he speeds up. Real smart.

[@dfgmetal3624]

He didn't speed up he opened the clutch and revved and he kicked her windscreen because she had her phone in her hand

[@jaredhunt9605]

Quite a bit of anger from a guy with small brain

[@RikyRoxas]

@Jared Hunt I got in an accident because of a guy on the phone not giving me the right of way. If I hadn't broken bones I would have broken theirs. It's easy for you to talk when your life isn't on the line because of a stupid @sshole.

[@dennizkubat7875]

@@RikyRoxas Quite a bit of anger from a guy with a small brain

[@kevinfallshade3424]

He didn't speed. He revved then braked too late and ofc broke her windshield.

[@tuckermccormick1927]

That Ronnie Pickering thing was like a Monty Python skit that unfolded in real life. Hilarious

[@stevenweliczko9857]

You don't fuck around with Ronnie Pickering....everybody knows that.

[@theduke7539]

That one was great

[@gillesguillaumin6603]

There is a sentence in China : only a dumbass is proud of his name, intelligent man can be proud by what he did for others.

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodca9576]

@@stevenweliczko9857 who?

[@greebj]

The irony from this skit is that now everybody DOES know who Ronnie Pickering is!

[@777Brad]

Motorcyclist at 03:12 had PLENTY of time to stop, swerve & avoid, but instead, pulled in his clutch and revved his engine. That did nothing to help the situation. Then, like a petulant child, he smashed the windshield. If police or the insurance company sees that, there will likely be charges.

[@lextratherese7277]

Now, the whole planet knows that Ronnie Pickering is a knuclehead.

[@christiant.1113]

"I honked at you, I was too close to you!" "Exactly." 😄

[@zenpotato6162]

You could tell he was so happy when she gave him the perfect reason to blame it on her even though he was at fault.

[@leeandjaq]

Total idiot that guy he should have indicated before reverse and checked his Rear view mirror no' skill. Totally in the wrong.

[@1969sofine]

British people really call each other muppets when they’re mad 🤣

[@jaylenwallace2458]

No doubt funny yet also good insulting word 😂😂 because muppet puppets are goofy looking & ugly so that makes sense

[@leekelly9639]

Yes, usually towards people who obviously don’t have the brains to think before acting, hence Muppets=puppets, probably why the Muppets of Jim Henson got their name, unless it’s a coincidence?

[@abigailhowe8302]

or when they just wanna dump on ya "What kind of muppet name is SOAP anyway?"

[@JimP226]

Yes they do. It's actually a thing.

[@avalineriley6809]

@@JimP226 Considering muppets are brainless things that need someone else to tell them what to do it fits.

[@Inzainegang]

boy was rilly playing janga with the cars at the end🤣

[@sunandmoon1403]

The fan at 0:35 be like "They see me rollin, they hating"

[@itsmatthewstuff6647]

6:56 I love how the car just starts going forward while ignoring the motorcycle driver

[@bckff5594]

GTA San Andreas

[@kourous]

@@bckff5594 HAHAHA, gta sa was also the biker who kicked the windscreen

[@bestgamerever1129]

Exactly! Like he doesn't even care he just continues his way home 😂😂😂

[@heyitsaIi]

the car was turning to the side of the road, u can see it at the end of the clip

[@hahaimasian]

Taking him to the hospital

[@varuntyagi6116]

"who are you?" "Ronnie Pickering" "Who?" "Ronnie Pickering" "Who?" "RONNIE PICKERING" "Who's that?" "That's me" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnmarston1227]

OH, WOAH! BRILLIANT!

[@gordongonegolfing7129]

Now he’s made a complete prat of himself he doesn’t tell anyone his name.

[@sarpado]

That was so british

[@danielwarpaint1963]

Open mouth prove low IQ.

[@gogokp9276]

LMAO...WhoTF Is Ronney Pickering........third time he screaming a name...i almost piss myself

[@shibujha1]

2:59 Gaud - please welcome please ! 🤣

[@boop]

4:23 when a mommy car and a daddy car really love each other....

[@iloveappleyoutube7198]

3:21 driver: you okay? Motorcyclist: *breaks windshield*

[@Pete391]

Yeah and it was his fault for punching the gas there.......

[@paradeorange2900]

yeahh

[@michaelpetrovich5353]

Would break both his legs.

[@Windrake101]

Motorcyclist after breaking windshield: "I'm FINE"!

[@kye_uk]

If youve seen the original video the woman was using her phone and the biker was pulling his clutch in while using his throttle which means he wont accelerate

[@suedenim]

9:45 You generally don't think of EMT as a work from home position.

[@sebastianvilla2293]

I don't know why this made me laugh so much. Made my day

[@CiprianLazar]

9:30 - don't mess with Ronnie Pickering 😂😂

[@therealbfazz]

Person: **records tragic event** FailArmy: Yes

[@Joshinken]

7:30 love how he just calmly ejects his passenger and leaves. You cannot tell me that that wasn’t intentional.

[@v024s]

Gta in real life

[@b_f_d_d]

gta moment

[@jereenmoniislam8118]

"EJECTO PASSENGER CUZ"

[@Darirusama]

hahahah rofl

[@frayan1780]

It was in russia)