Idiots Laugh At CURSED Gaming Intros

[@chezitoo]

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[@Soldmysontogamble]

Reply and I'll buy

[@Soldmysontogamble]

As in keep buying when it's over

[@PencilYourlocalfuni-w9z]

Imma touch you

[@PhreashContent]

That last one made me unconscious from lack of oxygen (laughing)

[@shoe9948]

there is no delivery to Russia...

[@uy0yu]

12:53 "我很饥渴" translates to "I'm very horny" when translated from traditional chinese, and "I'm horny" with simplified chinese (lol)

[@Nitrogen-Philips]

🤯

[@GamingDimiGD]

Its simplified because the third character

[@idiotic_cisco8210]

smart

[@Plato_Penguins24]

Especially weird for me as I’m chinese

[@Cr3Ek_l0v3R]

Thought it was something related to a disaster or racist

[@WovenYT]

the warning for non-headphone users when the pornhub intro sound plays is possibly the most considerate thing i have ever seen in a youtube video.

[@chezitoo]

yea i was being a lil lazy but i decided to be nice and spend 20 seconds adding text. ur welcome

[@lliam20]

@@chezitoodamn 4 mins ago

[@not_so_relEvant]

@@chezitoour truly a legend my guy

[@Draedon126]

That website had music?

[@WovenYT]

@@Draedon126 no its just before a video plays i think.

[@レン-u6p]

14:26 bottom text translation “I killed 97 people. Yeah” (it’s in Japanese)

[@kyenufc4295]

(私は97人を殺し.した Yeah) for those who want to manually translate

[@Larry1631]

@@kyenufc4295 wouldnt Shi be 死

[@tezcanaslan2877]

HONG KONG 97 REFERENCE?!? OOOOOOOOOOOOOO AMABAS

[@hexchexsaygexhexagon]

as a person who knows (albeit not that much) japanese i can confirm

[@mtk10-r8f]

@@tezcanaslan2877 No its 1989

[@HAHOOS]

Horizontally Spinning Cheese

[@piocabio7412]

True

[@LunarAbyss12]

OH OH OH OH OOOOOOH~

[@SimonLegendsman]

so relatable

[@Youraveragecommenter45]

vertically spinning C H E E S E

[@Guldun_chiz_kuki]

*No.*

[@Judgment_birdy]

0:11 I cannot believe this tragic event I am literally shaking and crying rn

[@RedPaint477]

Same

[@shalev550prod]

Bros shaking

[@quintencornelissen2274]

Woah are you that one orange man that opened the new freddy's location?

[@Judgment_birdy]

@@quintencornelissen2274 yeah I an

[@quintencornelissen2274]

@@Judgment_birdy cool! I have a small little question about your establishment tho... _who is godred?_

[@ChaseEdits_0916]

“I’m addicted to cocaine” goes hard 😂

[@JohnLuke-Uh]

my nigga chose the first and worst one to comment first

[@theruinedintegrallimitslol]

@@ChaseEdits_0916 FENTANYL GAMING!!!!!!!!!

[@tarniayres]

Ahahaha!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭💀💀💀

[@DesignationQ63]

Snorts hard too

[@tanjiro-komado]

Same dude!!!

[@funlandbuilder]

somebody should have this entire video as a intro

[@gamerperson_epik]

imagine this as an intro on a video on how to save a life

[@Thepluhmaster]

@@gamerperson_epik "Sir! This is the police! We're here to save your child!" "OH MY GOD DOES THAT SAY CHILDLOVER69 I WATCH THAT GUY

[@matthewboire6843]

Yes

[@chezitoo]

also sorry for any audio imbalances, i wanted to get this video out asap and the audio might be funky here and there

[@Soldmysontogamble]

It ok 👍🏻

[@gamerperson_epik]

ok

[@JetDoesChillStuff]

U good vro

[@sanestboy]

chez can you put in a word with rutgers to get me in💔💔💔💔💔😞

[@Bax.ter70]

I’ve been watching your vids lately, this one just fucking killed me and I subbed

[@endarus6053]

0:48 EBAY?! HE SOLD HIS SON ON EBAY?! Thats like, so horrible. Thats a living person. Something you MADE. That shit goes on Etsy.

[@iamthesleepyone]

@@endarus6053 lmao i kinda spilled some of my water reading this

[@endarus6053]

@@iamthesleepyone admittedly, this is from a tumblr post. Im just reusing it.

[@bladeinthesmint5995]

Depending on good or bad it behaves it may go on Craigslist instead

[@BrickmanXL]

Toji Fushiguro moment

[@TamerGhaniKSW]

Fr it's like dumping your kid in the trash when the recycling bin is right there

[@Scrumboiling]

my drunk white racist grandparents tried to pronounce an asian name and it went terrible just thought i'd share

[@PoopyMcStinkertons]

My dead white slightly racist grandparents didn't try to pronounce an asian name but it still went terrible. Just thought I'd share.

[@johannesviljoen9656]

one cup of human blood is an acceptable substitute in most recipes for an egg, if you dont have any eggs to hand. just thought id share.

[@m_affiliates]

The natural logarithm of -1 is 𝜋𝑖 Just thought I'd share

[@The_Mixed952]

@@johannesviljoen9656 what?

[@ItsLtime]

​@@m_affiliatesIts technically any integer.

[@ianthehedgehog9327]

3:51 For your information, everyone... *THAT IS THE N-WORD.* EDIT: a

[@i_wateraaaaa]

a

[@megamarvelousmarty]

@@i_wateraaaaa a

[@一Monke一]

a

[@letz_all_quit_the_internet]

a

[@Justanormalguy753]

a

[@kylosmurf254]

Legend for putting a warning for users who dont have headphones for the hub bit 1:53

[@MonstaGamez]

I saw that orange circle and immediately thought “NOPE NOPE NOPE” *mutes as fast as physically possible*

[@matthewboire6843]

…

[@Silver-CC]

1:11 yuri from ddlc

[@jeruto2008]

ha ha, I was not expecting to see a doki doki joke here.

[@GothicSnowLeopard]

What did you do with my pen Yuri....?

[@jeremiahchavarria]

The funny thing is that it's true

[@Venny-g2w]

That was a pen accctusmalyy

[@Airfixmodeller]

How…?

[@Ebun2548]

I looked it up on google 13:03 and the first result said "my sword is thirsty" okay

[@TenoriteJS]

that lines up with what @uy0yu said......

[@neon.purple.femboy]

@@Ebun2548 it means "I'm very horny" in Chinese

[@kennystevens2923]

​@@neon.purple.femboySo it's not that far off

[@neon.purple.femboy]

@@kennystevens2923 yeah I think "my sword is thirsty" sounds so much better lmao

[@Soiplayroblox]

@@neon.purple.femboy both badahhs and weird.

[@JetDoesChillStuff]

Koby just having the traumatized soldier face the whole time lol

[@AwsBasandi]

Are you Ben 10 or am I seeing stuff

[@JetDoesChillStuff]

@@AwsBasandi I, uh, think you’re seeing stuff…?

[@Soiplayroblox]

Are you high on the za​@@AwsBasandi

[@ImWorldwideLevel]

for anyone wondering, 饥 means hungry and 渴 means thirsty. But when you put it together it means horny. So the text 我很饥渴 literally means "Im very horny"

[@fongjasper8206]

@@ImWorldwideLevel i am from Hong Kong, lol

[@s0rr03_]

Thank you.

[@jellyfish3269]

For those wondering the intro used at 9:18 is from ‘Popular MMOS’ not sure why it was censored.

[@GrinceMaster73]

it was censored to poorly replace it with the text over it instead of actually replacing it normally because it’s funnier like that

[@jacksonsdrawingcorner]

One of the best Minecraft KZbinrs of all time really my entire childhood

[@Enzo-l1i8l]

Thoust mortal. I hath translated with thou, “Google”, and it say “I pray for warmth”.

[@LoganTheAroAce]

hi gabriel why are you talking like minos

[@walkinggoprowithguns]

Ha that's wrong

[@Izayoink_Saccuy]

I love misinformation

[@Sometimesaperson.]

crazy

[@Moron_3]

Hi Gabriel ULTRAKILL

[@Nitrogen-Philips]

11:57 oh no! You made a mario expresion! Now get ready for the ciest and desis aligations!

[@TwiliPaladin]

3:39 Bro loaded into a different area.

[@Jm-ki4su]

this fills the void that soothouse left behind

[@coreyoberlin5921]

@@Jm-ki4su yes

[@charizardking1274]

5:18 “And that’s how I lost my virginity with 2 bowls”

[@CerealIs2Gud]

@@charizardking1274 how old are you? thats not how losing your virginity works

[@Inyourwalls458]

💀🙏

[@U-A-FTAUTTPTAYFGAATZNTTPTUTTD]

XD

[@Lucky_the_Boo]

Dude, these are the videos that I laugh hysterically at in 3 in the morning, and than forget about it for a month, this is great.

[@cheesyorangecat]

Best type of content fr

[@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter]

7:36 I was eating then, and my own realization made me laugh unexpectedly. I then started choking, and had to get up and walk around, coughing and even nearly puking from the food having went down the wrong pipe. I am now typing this with a blurry view because of my watery eyes, from having almost puked. Thank god for autocorrect to help me type rn Loved that part

[@Azmondayuz]

6:04 Dr disrespect

[@Lokeeeethenerd]

“ Jarvis enhance” got me dying😂

[@idiotic_cisco8210]

“jarvits enahcne”

[@MynraxLOL]

mine were the best and you cannot deny it

[@Greenphroggo]

So true :3

[@chezitoo]

sure pal. i had to cut one of yours out cause it was copyrighted, so thanks for less runtime 🥰

[@MynraxLOL]

@@chezitoo you know you love me

[@anomalyfox5186]

They absolutely were lmao

[@iminyourclosetowo4299]

i see the furries are still plentiful this evening

[@BursstyPlays]

Talk Tuah Gaming has a bright future ahead of it

[@MynraxLOL]

This is incredibly true

[@BursstyPlays]

@@MynraxLOL So frue!

[@Soiplayroblox]

Talk tuah therapist.

[@chezitoo]

writing you in as my president vote

[@CaravanBoy]

15:30 bro i thought that said the c*m bucket 😭

[@nameless......................]

@@CaravanBoy the gumchuckum

[@Dat1Guy766]

Me too

[@raphanguille]

This is so good we need a part 2

[@Craftomon360]

12:48 According to Google Translate, this on says, "I'm very h*rny"

[@ginniebowman2259]

I THOUGHT I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO TRANSLATE IT, I SPENT 7 MINUTES DRAWING EACH ONE OUT 😭😭😭😭😭

[@Craftomon360]

@ginniebowman2259 Dude, I just used the Search function thing on my Android 😂 (So it's probably not super accurate)

[@ginniebowman2259]

@@Craftomon360 Well, you were right.

[@Iced-Tea]

Imagine some kid showing their parents one of these to admit something.

[@Unhinged_Pegasus69]

3:45 I watched the actual compilation video. The part that they censored here was the N-Word

[@i_wateraaaaa]

interesting.

[@matthewboire6843]

Ahh, make sense

[@chezitoo]

By the way, we support LGBTQIA+ and adjacent communities. Instead of spreading hate, just click off and leave. Hate comments will be removed! - Cass

[@carog5720]

the trans flag your friend has geniunely made me smile. youtube is really toxic and im so happy to see an actually supportive youtube friend group!

[@alyx9191]

@@chezitoo why was this commented? were ppl being assholes

[@Sans_The_Skeleton]

@@alyx9191obviously yeah, it says hate comments were removed right there.

[@sumlittleguy]

what about furries

[@SlyHikari03]

Nice to see some positive vibes on this platform.

[@WhosAmadore]

This video shows me that I have INSANE broken humor 😭

[@goofyahhperson2530]

You and me both, I can’t help but laugh at the intros 😭

[@WhosAmadore]

@saa5816I didn’t mean broken humor in a literal sense. Broken humor is something that I would laugh about every little thing that may or most likely not be funny to some people. Hope that clears that up. (Or you are being sarcastic and I misinterpreted it lol)

[@Aidenisstupid427]

7:55 whos gonna tell bro susan isnt ceo anymore

[@musamusix]

Who's gonna tell them she died

[@Aidenisstupid427]

@oil_puddles WHAT

[@Aidenisstupid427]

Damn

[@_Iemonboy.]

i actually love that you stopped watching the real ones and dont make fun of actual people, it's refreshing

[@Jadethevillainusartist]

“I’m am gay” outro hits hard Ngl.

[@Jayjay0829]

Ima send that to my parents when I come out to them

[@Tritonofclansakai2]

@@Jayjay0829 are they still your parents?

[@Jayjay0829]

@Tritonofclansakai2 Well, I still came from my dad's balls that went into my mom, so I'm pretty sure they are still my parents

[@airam1721]

​@@Jayjay0829 we need updates

[@Jayjay0829]

@@airam1721 parents got nerfed. Only one of them are here now

[@Fibly]

You have summoned the whole intro maker community

[@Arda.4759]

Proud to be a member of the intro community 👺

[@oscarnumbers6036]

FIBLYYYYYY

[@Craftomon360]

14:49 Translation, "I peed"

[@JaredtheRabbit]

Wake up, fam! Huh? Skibidi Toilet? Brainrot? Covid? It’s 2015! Let’s head to the computer lab and watch some Hockey Ultimate Team videos!

[@GanTh3Gam3rTwo]

0:48 toji be like:

[@Dylanfoc]

fr

[@senator_Optimus_Prime]

LOL

[@Sparkle_Hanab1]

JJK reference

[@Monk_from_RainWorld]

Canon

[@IINyxII]

LMAOO

[@cnrprodux]

1:10 OSC fans be like

[@Cyan4h]

Naaaaaahhhhhhhhh 💀

[@SaintTheEcho]

not Pencil that’s crazy 😭

[@aaabe_T]

no way 😭

[@cooler27]

diabolical 😭

[@RedPaint477]

NAWWWW

[@sleepyk0i_]

The “I’m pregnant” one is so funny , would be great to use when actually pregnant

[@malice6081]

5:13 worst part about that intro is its shooting the casing. It didn’t leave that behind.

[@SniperOnSunday]

Glad someone pointed it out

[@Redacted_Theorist]

Someone took Cave Johnson's idea.

[@YourAverageCringeYoutuber]

@@Redacted_Theorist “plus, we fire the whole bullet. That’s 65% more bullet, per bullet.”

[@galileo_the_star_lion]

9:22 now why'd you have to go and thwack me over the head with emotions i can't define by showing that intro/j

[@Rydersstudio]

It brings back some many memories (some good and cringey)

[@essyr1715]

Epilepsy didn't stop me from watching this masterpiece

[@Landybryce]

7:58 Susan died

[@SniperOnSunday]

I had a remark, but it feels wrong to speak ill of the dead

[@a15yearold]

Good.

[@ThinkingCrimson]

​@@SniperOnSunday not if the dead person is an asshole.

[@FLTNUR]

​@@a15yearoldMost sympathetic internet user.

[@redyrracin]

First video I’ve seen from this channel and I already love it

[@Wrynn142]

The popularMMOs intro is ungodly recognizable, I saw it and instantly thought 'Oh no, what have they done to it'

[@spiderzilla7o7]

16:57 ALL THOSE “IN REAL LIFE” SLIDESHOWS ARE COMING BACK TO ME

[@Syuvinya]

我很饥渴 means "I'm thirsty" either literally or figuratively

[@TheRNGArchive]

im horny

[@Minus-Inferior]

5:13 I like how the sniper fires an entire cartridge instead of just the bullet like it’s supposed to be

[@Minus-Inferior]

*supposed to

[@KitsuneTheNTF]

13:59 "Gawk Gawk Gaming" is a better one ngl

[@Jack-id1lq]

Damn you live under a rock

[@generic_icewing]

@@Jack-id1lqI don’t think you’re too high above the surface either

[@Jack-id1lq]

@@generic_icewing are you slow

[@generic_icewing]

@@Jack-id1lq ‘gawk’; therefore as in talking in nonsensical manners. am I slow?

[@Jack-id1lq]

@@generic_icewing ok you are definitely slow

[@Ouro-boros7]

Oh my god this is a masterpiece

[@Filves1773-n4b]

6:03 PDF file 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@JerryTheSnowman]

0:04 NOOOO!!! NOT THE AUTISM CREATURE!😭😭😭

[@lockout5731]

the king has uploaded a banger content we need a part 2 to this masterpiece

[@Rasec193]

this video is so 3am core

[@Nyted]

2:26 I can't tell if this is a car engine or someone laughing or a part of the song

[@i_wateraaaaa]

The random useless autistic shaking of the intros matched well with his sound

[@lisabrickert2820]

*C A R*

[@AndrewRocks095]

Car engine is crazy

[@literallyloaf1]

The amount of butthurt people in this comment section just because of the trans flag is depressing...

[@Sepi-chu_loves_moths]

​@andrewmetcalfe7762 it took me three comments down in the newest section to find something :/

[@literallyloaf1]

@@andrewmetcalfe7762 It's literally like every few comments if you sort by newest. You'll never see the controversial stuff if you don't properly sort the comments

[@crybabyb_tch]

fr, I don't get it bc thats literally not the point of this video 💀 people just want to hate because they love it

[@Luqkyami]

TRAND!!!! 🏳️‍⚧️

[@the_seer_0421]

While I don't support the hate, I'm genuinely curious why lgbt+ people feel the need to display their sexuality like some kind of advertisement. Like, we get it, you are gay, bi, trans etc. And want to feel really special but we don't care about your sexuality. No one does outside of the lgbt+ community I guess.

[@MisterCow2009_TH]

16:44 somehow United Airlines Flight 811 just popped up inside my brain cells

[@airam1721]

Boeing tho

[@Pichu_the_avgeek]

Same

[@zyxey]

burssty? in my suggested video feed? localized entirely within a non-burssty channel? can i subscribe?

[@chezitoo]

burssty is a recurring character! we love burssty!

[@derpyslurp8779]

what country is burssty from and why is everyone so cute there

[@swisscheese-047-c]

stemed haems

[@JustSoren5789]

you are an odd fellow

[@gamer100mil]

0:38 "I am glad we are on the same page" ahhh intro.😭😭

[@tubulardimitri1105]

just went in KZbin and that thumbnail was the first thing I saw... I almost closed the tab

[@DandysWorldFanForNoReason]

why the hell did this make my whole family laugh-

[@beaconJr64]

autism creature plushie is real, you can have one too

[@beaconJr64]

its on amazon

[@slipperyspider3897]

That funkytown audio is my ringtone I THOUGHT SOMEONE CALLED ME 💀

[@tehawsumboi]

That thumbnail perfectly describes AmorAltra

[@Kneecaptain]

the 2024 version of this is “i just wanna be part of your symphony”

[@RexJr.Moquete]

cool sylveon flag.

[@S1LLY_CUR3_WH1P_L0V3R-fcq]

That's not about sylveon flags. That's about gaming intros.

[@PIMPAČFART-q8o]

As a christian i can confirm these intros should be populirized and put on every channel ever.

[@TwiliPaladin]

1:41 Saw the word sus there.

[@SS118real]

Md pfp spotted I am going to find you . . . And give you md plushies :)

[@CATALYSTBISHOP]

9:05, dude, I got an *ad* WHEN YOUR AD CAMEO CAME IN-

[@gigglenose1990]

i enjoyed watching their vc more than the intros ngl

[@LilPotatoman-we7zn]

We better get Chez gamersupps flavour or I’ll put Cheeto dust in my water and slap a gamersupps logo on it

[@ItzSlickOnHere]

The a.i. Is working so well it feels like he‘s still with us💔😞🕊️

[@DumbRat-RAT]

Bro I was peacefully scrolling and got jumpscared by diddy gaming 💀

[@Pepstep_07]

the trans flag alien cat poster combo is ELITE

[@Peppermint_Puff]

Frrr

[@davidpacifico1019]

@@AdityaSingh-r2f-k2sdisgusting person 🫵

[@boq780_2.0]

@@AdityaSingh-r2f-k2s look at your username bro

[@nekomori_15]

@@AdityaSingh-r2f-k2sdisgusting human being

[@Karma_Phoenix]

@@nekomori_15 What happened?

[@HerwakNic]

5:12 Ok guys I'm right here! Lmao

[@AlexusSeledka]

bro got the breaking bad flag

[@1tsMaybe]

"I SOLD MY SON ON EBAY" YEAHHH 🗣🗣🗣 YEAHHH 🗣🗣🗣

[@VawtechReal]

My dumbass always gotta see how long ago it was posted whenever something has a limited time

[@Cosnapwenoxd]

THE LAST ONE IM DEAD BRO😭🙏

[@xaypanyathipphavong2496]

Cursed intros ✅ Semi-Brainrot ✅ Brainrot✅

[@Floppa294]

0:24 ok so my pfp is in a video :]

[@jacobhorowitz603]

Bro last time I checked this guy had 5k subs

[@carog5720]

same. im glad this channel is getting more recognition tho, all of their vibes are awesome

[@TheRealArtimusKnight]

0:53 is how GenZ will announce their pregnancy to their husbands lmao

[@matthewboire6843]

Probably

[@TheFireSword83]

16:25 BRO I FORGOT THIS HAPPENED LMAO

[@germyz]

I literally watched your first vid when it came out, glad you havent changed much

[@chezitoo]

Aw thanks! I'm glad you're still here.

[@MrBirb24]

0:24 why u so gnarp gnarp👽

[@Elizabeth-mf4oj]

Gnarp gnarp :3

[@ngcupseries]

Fun Fact. The hand and pinky showing the 2 inch peinis club is actually from a Marble Sports Team from Jelles Marble Runs names, of course, The Pinkies, who were a bad team untill they won the Marble League in 2022.

[@sarahsnostalgicdream]

3:52 Now I’m curious about what it said that it had to be blurred

[@ThinkingCrimson]

Its the N-word.

[@BlackLynxio]

The BLACK word

[@goodie2goodie1]

Monkey word

[@SanestTetoFan443]

@@sarahsnostalgicdream N.

[@voyagerii6194]

The Mario Judah saying

[@AlmasNegras-zx2nt]

watching this videos makes me feel like i finally have friends bro,i love them!

[@DaBloxxer420]

I love gaming intros. They just have some charm to them. If your intro has any in this video, your cool (I guess). And this reminds me of Mr Beast back in his olden days.

[@yieeeeeeeeeeeeee]

this is the aggressive counterpart of symphony dolphin meme

[@RpsRANDOMNESS]

4:14 Stanley Pines ah intro

[@matthewboire6843]

Who?

[@PeriodicTableB_GD]

you haven’t watched gravity falls have you

[@Strv103A]

"I have kids in my attic" Ig blud ran outta room in the basement.

[@PeikA.mp4]

2:56 im hungry n- what? i mean