Idiots On Bikes | Hilarious Cyclist Fails Compilation

[@CODYORMOE]

The “I’m not dead” guy was WOW. Slid under a whole semi and lived to tell the tale. Hope he played the lottery after that.

[@joe125ful]

But you must agreed it was cool:)

[@macoshist5042]

Man I don't know about you, but I think he's not dead

[@soupbone10olgathecat45]

That idiot should not be on a bike! I no he'll never go fast again 🤣!!

[@bigsteve6729]

I had to rewind that one a couple of times. Absolutely insane

[@BosoxPatsfan603]

That was insane he could have been crushed

[@six]

That guy at 0:59 used up all of his luck for the rest of his life, that was brutal

[@OgSleep]

I don't kno how he got out of that

[@diegofigueroa1846]

Wtf! He was across the truck?

[@cradlepen5621]

Its okay guy he's an actor. Look up Daring Dumpy Poop Man. Honestly though that was like an action shot

[@pug8550]

Too much fast and furious

[@grumpyone5963]

His own worst enemy. Where does he think the driver is looking and sitting, and therefore his view of you approaching from there. When he gets a new bike I bet he rides behind one reversing.🙈

[@ex35240sx]

That dude went under the semi truck trailer. Talk about some fast and furious luck

[@CarrieMHB222]

“I’m not dead! I’m not dead!”

[@empire-classfirenationbatt2691]

Dude almost became a pancake. Insane stuff.

[@Tesoro1996]

Unluckiest and luckiest day of his life for sure.

[@joe125ful]

Its only scratch!

[@Antsmith21]

@@Tesoro1996 He needs to go buy a lottrty ticket.

[@Sneaky_Assassinooo]

2:13 they were going to kiss eachother 😂😂💀

[@insightcamera]

[@friendfromindia7202]

Man, some of these were way more dangerous than just fails

[@tealx2014]

The more serious, the better!!!!

[@mohmoony3918]

I enjoyed everyone of them, their pain brings me joy. 😈

[@paperstreetsoapcompany8526]

I thought the same.

[@DemocratsareagentsofSATAN]

and yet....for most of them I have VERY little sympathy

[@tealx2014]

@@mohmoony3918 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@fratercontenduntocculta8161]

The motorcycle guy unintentionally performed an action movie stunt and nailed it without serious injury. That was the most impressive win I've seen so far.

[@XxRatGodxX]

That was sick to say the least

[@res6148]

I think his back flesh was ripped tho

[@XxRatGodxX]

@@res6148 yeah although it's seems he did not break anything and if he was wearing the proper gear he walked away without a scratch

[@KentRoads]

Impressive fail* :)

[@JailoloMusik19]

@@res6148 h

[@vikinginger1889]

The most terrifying fail army of all time.

[@joe125ful]

And most fun too:)

[@jix177]

Yep some pretty distressing scenes this time.

[@skullsroad3642]

Most of them deserved it.

[@RainyDays2790]

their late halloween fails

[@shadowthrone9999]

I rewinded so many times ….

[@darladavid9851]

This video is a great reminder that even in the darkest of times, there is always something to be grateful for in fails of the week.

[@WheelassassinGuides]

1:12 “It’s okay I’m not dead” what a legend. That was close

[@l4StarPS3l]

I hope he has a good washing machine at home. His pants are probably loaded with shit.

[@TonyEnglandUK]

0:59 in slow motion, you really get to see why he should be.

[@b1zzarecont4ct]

“wHaT a LeGeNd”

[@WheelassassinGuides]

What’s the problem bro?

[@pacinghearts]

That was epic when that guy said “I’m not dead!” Who literally slid under a truck.

[@TheRandompaint]

That's pure trauma right there

[@imaguyandabeautifulbutterfly]

@@TheRandompaint honestly after the massive fucking adrenaline rush id be in shock, then I'd look back and feel lucky as hell

[@stanstuben2961]

so now he's thinking he's so lucky and will probably try it again! Hopefully the next truck will win!!!!

[@FearFrontierOFFICIAL]

@@stanstuben2961 He didn't do it on purpose, dude, he clearly lost control of the bike and fell.

[@skylined5534]

I had to rewind that a few times just to make sure I'd seen it right!

[@andrew9409]

“Miracles don’t happen.” Guy who slides under truck: “…um, well, here’s the thing…”

[@donovanwilliams29]

So what had happened was... 🤣🤣🤣

[@Auspices1349]

0:14 Love this. People will often stare at me sideways for no reason while doing stuff, even while riding a bike or running. Always remember to look where you're going!

[@clifton4566]

1:01 Might be the luckiest dude alive. He just crashed a bike at like 60mph, slid directly under an 18 wheeler, and just walked away with some light road rash... Just wow.

[@allroundlad]

He had 6 angels watching over him that day, I've seen what happens when a biker goes under one of those semis. That was a real life miracle to come out with minor scratches.

[@adidragomir7469]

Not luck, just natural selection failing...

[@Prosecute-fauci]

And don’t forget, he’s not dead

[@beamed7770]

have you heard of Frane Selak, that dude is wild. he survived a plane crash in which 19 passengers were killed, survived a train derailing and crashing into a river, a bus he was riding that crashed into a river, his car bursting into flames twice while he was in it, struck by a bus, avoided a head on collision with a huge delivery truck by smashing into the guard rail which sent him flying out of his car as he wasn't wearing a seatbelt and he survived while his car fell 300 feet. He also lived to 90 something and won $1.1 mil in the lottery

[@CF333.]

@@adidragomir7469 how, those are called speed wobbles and are 100% not the riders fault

[@lucyaster5398]

i know that i shouldn't be laughing at 8:45 because the guy just stole a bike but the fact that he steals a bike and then proceeds to run on foot away for several blocks before realizing he could just ride on the bike to get away faster kills me every time.

[@Fred_the_1996]

Lmfao

[@donovanwilliams29]

I'm 1 of those people who be reading the comments while watching the video and when I'm watching it live while reading your comment i started laughing my fkn ass off and didn't stop until tears obscured my vision totally. Like why is dumbass running for. I thought he was heading for some type of downhill block then jump on till I seen he jumps on to only ride in traffic jam . So I'm thinking here it comes he gonna run all that way jump on and end up getting hit in traffic by a car. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@T.M....]

Dude had speed and didn't need to peddle🤣

[@mattforster7509]

Reminds of me of the KSI skit 😂😂

[@willi6880]

Idk what it is but seeing a grown man get chased by another grown man on a straight a way run is hilarious to me. Especially since is being yelled, just a sprint to try and catch him lmfao.

[@chiropracticassistant8592]

"Can you save my bike?" - Every cyclist ever.

[@joe125ful]

Realise its dirt bike:):):)

[@haydenpenner3373]

That was a 5000 dollar plus dirtbike

[@justinabraham7291]

It's not a bicycle. It's a dirtbike.

[@deborahsmith6963]

that's a dirtbike that costs close to ten grand. not a bicycle

[@SweetCandyDragon]

Why is the reply’s saying, that’s not a bike, it’s a dirt bike?

[@bomgoogleads]

It’s a skill to make people laugh, but it’s a talent to make them laugh at life’s oops moments. You’re truly talented!

[@reeltimegamer7708]

I'd say about 75% of these clips are bicyclists that feel entitled to blow through traffic and ignore basic rules of the road. They assume they'll be protected by the same astuteness a driver gives to a person walking through a crosswalk. Nothing against bikes, just idiots.

[@Axel-xt3cx]

byciceling in the us is anyway suecide

[@SweetTooth10]

@@Axel-xt3cx Yup! 🤣😂 I literally feel like I’m the only person with common sense, I’ve been driving for 23 years and never caused an accident. I can write a book on the stupid 💩 I’ve seen people do on bikes, in cars, on scooters 🛴 Rollerblades, skateboards 🛹 heelies, 😂 and even skiing in SAn Francisco down a steep hill. I’ve seen it all, but just when I thought I have, someone goes and out stupify the last idiot on a moped 🤣

[@carlsmith5678]

I hate cyclists for this reason. They'll drive in the road and not follow a single traffic law.

[@TheRedrider05]

@@carlsmith5678 and simultaneously yell at you saying they have just as much right to the road as a car 🙄

[@cliveramsbotty6077]

@@carlsmith5678 i have as much right to use the road as you do and i follow every traffic law. unlike the driver of the truck that knocked me off, drove over my bike and fled the scene.

[@edvin97ful]

*Guy gets run over by train and struck by lightning* Failarmy: person was unharmed

[@failarmy]

I know it's a running joke. But when we say that, they really were unharmed. We don't use videos where people are seriously injured or killed.

[@dard4642]

I think the asterisks mean "cyclist was 'unharmed' -- nudge, nudge."

[@benclimenhaga2136]

@@failarmy but why not? I dont mind a human limb or two flying around.

[@davidmmuench]

A nod to @lucaas I'm sure.

[@_Kylix_]

@@benclimenhaga2136 some people do and I dont blame them

[@dennydude]

I felt bad for everyone that had an accident, but laughed so hard at the people who were just being jerks.

[@andrewjoyner4133]

To be fair the trucker at 50 sec in was a bit of a jerk to say the least.

[@mrpuuuulp]

@@andrewjoyner4133 yeah truckiie couldn’t of been a mongrol and let him pass

[@Deeuuu193]

A few years ago I had a bicycle accident and now when I see someone on a bicycle or someone falls in these videos although idiotic jerks do not make me laugh, it makes me remember how my wounds burned and I could not even sleep besides that out of nowhere it began to make a terrible strange smell and a strange liquid came out of them

[@andrewjoyner4133]

@liam Anderson think it is called entitlement....'oh I can ride my bike anywhere I like and F everyone else'

[@ericpl7227]

@@andrewjoyner4133 nope! Biker was on the wrong side of the road! Trucker wouldn't have even been looking right to pull out!

[@chewyismycopilot788]

The guy with the washing machine on the bike isn't an idiot he's a genius

[@Waddle_Dee_With_Internet]

Yeah it's definitely a win

[@MrShiftyyxt]

He’s lucky bc those kind of machines have water that is so powerful it can cut on human skin.

[@XDCZ-GAMING]

I rally Remember that Moment in Italy passing this washing machines and see this guy HES a youtuber Click the button and the house fly

[@dannydaw59]

He must've had help getting it on there.

[@Fileczek]

69 likes let me fix that

[@Diplomat999]

9:34 he even moves his shoulder to hit him harder and just keeps going like nothing happened

[@timmccarthy3589]

I would have definitely knocked his ass off that bike.

[@xander4322]

I feel so bad for the guy to. sat there like he was already having a rough day

[@weston9106]

And the guy winds up on his ass and he just shakes his head XD poor guy

[@NotALizardPerson81]

All I know is, I want that guy on my team.

[@Here_is_Waldo]

@Sodham G'morris Unfortunately, it probably won't. He'll probably injure someone else again, though.

[@leoch5699]

i use motorcycle regularly to go anywhere and my parents who also use motorcycle taught me about the rule of size, you riding motorcyle/bycycle will always be more vulnerable than any type of transportation, so prioritized the large vehicle passing by, do not speeding, go to a edge of the road or shoudler and look around before you make a turn. It keep me safe riding for 10 years.

[@Misfit636]

We don’t need your origin story

[@random_degen9129]

@@Misfit636 it is his comment so he can write anything he want

[@davidhoffman6980]

@@Misfit636 we didn't need your input on his origin story.

[@gordongonegolfing7129]

@@random_degen9129 your dead right, that guy is clearly a complete knob.

[@tyroniousyrownshoolacez2347]

Bless you Captain Basement Couch. So insightful. 👉🤙

[@kerramist2698]

2:13 the way they jut bounce off eachother got me dying 😂

[@foundationforbuilding-scar2060]

Definitely, independent thinkers with the same perspective..

[@richardknows6763]

I like how the eyeball eachother's bikes as they leave the scene.

[@ristridin_photography]

same here

[@chernyibumer4872]

М

[@HamodeSaad-uc4mg]

😂😂

[@julianmitchell5776]

“ I can’t believe this “ .. says the guy riding his dirt bike on ice ? Real genius that one

[@PharaohChin]

These people better be counting their blessings. So many near deaths. And most were their own ignorance and lack of awareness.

[@Jaxsonnegah]

it’s all the drivers faults

[@captainevenslower4400]

In this one we have equal amounts of incredible stupidity and luck. Sometimes within the same clip.

[@Hydralisk777]

more of the stupidity. it look like most of the bikes come with no brakes

[@bassman8144]

But mostly arrogant stupidity🤔

[@sethc6663]

@@Hydralisk777 I take regular breaks on long rides

[@OberWanKenobii]

@@Hydralisk777 try again

[@ostracizedttv9926]

Nothing i hate more than cyclist on the road

[@smicksmookety]

If that guy got the dryer home it's not a fail, it's just awesome.

[@OutnBacker]

Tha Harley was the only bike with enough iron to make the trip.

[@informativeandstimulating8582]

That's York, the home of Harley in PA.

[@alvinbiggsjr8351]

Shut up Jerry. Lol

[@jasonholliday8952]

Get a job jerry

[@Marc-ud7hz]

What dryer?

[@homecoming_maniac]

4:00 the way he said “jEsUs ChRiST!!” Got me 💀

[@BurgerJoint.]

“It’s ok I’m not dead.” Must’ve been a moment he’ll never forget.

[@jeremiahhester6408]

I mean dude did a clean slid underneath a truck.

[@hajiasgharali3554]

Uqrin rosia denkyv

[@sekhoundiaye8428]

Je pense qu'il est plus jamais remonté sur une moto !!..😱...La chance de sa Vie !

[@sonicmaario]

He literally got ran over! O_O

[@MrWolfSnack]

@@sonicmaario never was run over, he slid under the truck and out the other side

[@Gibs_1984]

Why anyone would risk their life riding a bicycle on the highway is just amazing

[@christianheidt5733]

Because, sometimes there's no other way

[@Gibs_1984]

@@christianheidt5733 There is always a better way ,,, and purposely putting your life in danger is just stupid,

[@christianheidt5733]

@@Gibs_1984 no, there is not, but do it safely obviously!

[@JoshScottttt]

It's completely legal but they have the same rights as cars and must act as one

[@bobbobby1846]

i know with those gas powered motor. (motor cycle)

[@johncollins211]

I'm not dead I'm not dead. That man's entire life just changed.

[@lilblako3487]

Hopefully he switches to dirt bikes

[@yeoldebanjo5470]

@@lilblako3487 Literally the next clip is a guy wiping out on a dirt bike.

[@clifton4566]

Nah, that wears off quicker than you'd like.

[@lilblako3487]

@@yeoldebanjo5470 street bikes are 10x more dangerous

[@ItsWilliamBtw]

@@lilblako3487 because there 10x better for the street

[@alanspangler5621]

The guy hauling a washing machine on a motorcycle was definitely not a fail 😂😂😂

[@skeeto9436]

6:11 is the mark.

[@apurugganan]

How many think he came back to haul the dryer

[@srcastic8764]

I want to know how he loaded it!

[@NoBrandedPlayer]

@@srcastic8764 i fink is name is fill, is italian

[@srcastic8764]

@@NoBrandedPlayer ???

[@WideAwakeHuman]

I'll never get why people think riding a bicycle in the middle of a highway is a good idea...

[@centurion726]

And go thru red lights like they don't have to follow the rules

[@1971dave]

I hope nobody on the push-bikes broke their necks , I'd be awfully upset,

[@coverfrequency2305]

It's people on bicycles thinking they own the road. Running red lights, signaling a turn and just sending it before looking. It's scary, my cousin's wife killed a bicyclist who ran a red light. It's beyond maddening.

[@thekraken4886]

@This is the Diner stop defending bicyclists

[@Ren-bj4xm]

@This is the Diner Yeah but the one in the car is pretty sure that the metal box they driving would at least protect them but the cyclist doesn't even consider that they would be dead.

[@vstrmrk]

9:33 I love how he gets clobbered then just sits there and questions life

[@bovice1766]

Oh yeah he was sort of smooth with the recovery lol. Also intentional by the cyclist he hockey checked that dude lol

[@jessemcvicker3123]

@@bovice1766 I was looking for this comment lol. You can totally see him lower the shoulder on ole boy.

[@bovice1766]

@@jessemcvicker3123 Exactly lol something tells me he has done that before

[@Jerubarbaruah]

I've been hit by a cyclist like that while at work. It took the wind right out of me, and I had to sit there and take a breather. Of course they peddled off like the guy here. Like most of the entitled scum that ride bikes.

[@bovice1766]

@@Jerubarbaruah Lol damn bro, It was the same dude I think we have a cereal pedestrian hitting cyclist

[@whitneywings3237]

Great channel. No unnecessary commentary or music. Watching folks play stupid games is a good way to forget other problems.

[@michaelanderson9914]

"Can you save my bike?" That is a sign of true love

[@JonNel625]

9:50 Didnt know Failarmy has the raw footage to Jurassic World with the raptors chasing the atv

[@HPL-FunnyHilariousPeople]

Watching this is so relaxing after a day of work.🤣

[@keithramsey5637]

Rides motorcycle on ice… falls through ice. Says: “l can’t believe this.” Dude, it’s a motorcycle on ice.

[@HenritheHorse]

@Zas Yeah, he just needed way more speed.

[@arg31ify]

@Will Smith you realise there's entire motorcycle ice racing tournament's right? That you can buy or make snow tyres. Heck Marc Marquez even rode his moto gp bike up a ski slope.

[@ChrisLee-yr7tz]

@Zas why did he ride in to the hole on purpose?!?!?

[@mathewhastings9485]

Or don’t intentionally ride a bike into a hole and think you will magically bunny hop it.

[@DerMeister821]

@@arg31ify Was that some ice racing tournament? If so, does riding into a hole in the ice make any sense in any context? I'll help you out: no.

[@TortugaLuv]

Biker: "I'm not dead! I'm not dead!" Truck driver: *Gets Rifle* There is that better?

[@watermelaninmagik6877]

Screaming "I'm not dead" was probably his mind reacting to all of the "I am so dead!" thoughts going on milliseconds before.

[@goral705]

But next time you´ll probably be.

[@SKBKER]

A biker is a motorist numb nuts

[@JackisDumblol]

This doesn't make sense :/

[@malloryg4251]

This comment is disturbing......

[@jacktorrance2633]

1:39-On the highway? I just can't!

[@vox188]

in Russia, on some routes you can

[@Bookerio]

​@@vox188 just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

[@vox188]

@@Bookerio Well, maybe there was no other way

[@ButteredToast32]

Not too long ago I was stuck behind a tractor on the highway. Yes, a TRACTOR. Speed limit was 70mph and this idiot could only go maybe 20 in that thing.

[@thebalderthor4884]

“I’ma go ride my bike on the highway. What could go wrong?”

[@lonli786]

I just looked it up bc I wasn't sure BUT it is illegal in Germany to ride a bike on the highway and some other streets bc of the traffic/speed

[@kittywithagun7742]

Truly idiotic

[@wulf9474]

@@lonli786 In the U.S. there's signs on highways (at least where I live) "Motor vehicles only"

[@Phlappulf]

Doesnt mean the truck driver can violate traffic rules and almost kill a dude.

[@kaspervestergaard2383]

@@Phlappulf Probably didn't do it on purpose genius.

[@tristanlabuschagne3278]

9:57 low budget Jurassic world😂

[@avagonzalez7291]

Lol🎃❤😂🎉😢😅😊

[@RozuriVT]

9:34 can we talk about that cyclist just ramming intentionally that guy?!

[@rudeboysosh]

That pedestrian is straight up not having a good day

[@wail1287]

i would beat the shit out of the cyclist

[@Ifoughtpiranhas]

Depending on the jurisdiction, the cyclist could be charged with hit & run. And if injuries were involved, it could be a felony.

[@davidschofl3908]

@@Ifoughtpiranhas he earned some good amount of bad karma with this act

[@Dutch3DMaster]

Like, It's the result of being Dutch and cycling is not the subculture it tends to be in many other countries, but I never cease to be amazed by the utter lack of anticipatory behaviour of cyclists: They could've seen a car slowing down, they would see a traffic light and no moving traffic from other directions so they could have acted on all this visual information but nope, full speed ahead, even while having their view partially blocked by the box or whatever it is in that clip...

[@kebo57]

At 10:30 dude was thinking, "Phew, I'm glad that deer standing on the side of the road didn't run out in front of me"!!!!!

[@davesnothereman7250]

Motorcyclists: gotta watch out...the whole world is trying to kill me. Bicyclists: the whole world better watch out for my stupid, oblivious ass.

[@wadeoden8464]

except for the motorcyclist who blew through the roundabout...

[@meata.]

bruh most of these arent even the cyclists fault.

[@tomasnokechtesledger1786]

They have preference of way. You're always wrong when you hit them. Remember that, because its the Law!

[@walleclyde8759]

Not every fucking cyclist is a "stupid, oblivious ass." Think of it this way, your safe ass is in a 1.5 metric ton car protected by a fuck-ton of metal and plastic while a cyclist has just their fucking bones to save them. Most of us are trying to ride safely so we don't fucking die. And its these precious car drivers who get annoyed that we're not going the fucking speed limit, so they try to run us off the goddamn road. I'm sorry I cause you a slight inconvienence because I'm trying to save the fucking world we live on.

[@adamms96]

@@meata. you're trolling right?

[@MaegnasMw]

3:36 "can you save my bike?" When you understand what has value and matters.

[@lawdeedaw0803]

The pedestrian at 9:33 is the most chill dude ever.

[@antarcticpenguin1151]

casually sits on the road after a minor accident

[@AshenSamarakoon]

And the cyclist is one of the worst dudes

[@andrewcheng2852]

Probably concussed

[@rollsmerlin1659]

man bun = fruit loop !

[@aa-ox3qy]

That was a K.O., shoulder to head with speed, game misconduct + 3 games min.

[@UIB-IdiotsAtWorkUs]

Wow, the ‘I’m not dead’ guy was incredible! He slid under a semi and survived-he should definitely buy a lottery ticket after that!

[@elebeu]

90% of these were riders disobeying traffic laws or the laws of physics.

[@sterlingglover7448]

might be part of why they don't have a car, at least anymore

[@sterlinggregory3531]

@@sterlingglover7448 Another Sterling?

[@candymcvaney8248]

well no shit. it's called "idiots on bikes" for a reason bro.

[@isabelquintans3345]

You can't disobey the laws of physics; you can disregard them at your peril, though.

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodsaiyan]

@@sterlingglover7448 not really that I have seen pretty horrible car drivers being bad at driving has nothing to do with it

[@wasix666]

2:59 dude, tbh. I thought that car was trying to get Up by itself too! 😂😂😂

[@perp9672]

Gta 6 doesn’t work like that 😂

[@miriadlamentations]

Jesus Christ is the love of your life. And though I have the gift of prophecy, and understand all mysteries, and all knowledge; and though I have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing. 1 Corinthians 13:2 ✝🌅 Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. 1 Corinthians 13:4-7 ✝🌅

[@marcalvarez4890]

As a cyclist i have to say nearly every person here was at fault. Mind boggling stupidity on display. Half these people shouldn't be on bikes.

[@shmerox7683]

Like. They wanna drive to the left and dont raise their arm. They are surprised a car didnt know they wanted to go to the left? Just dumb.

[@michieldeblock8231]

I would advice you to be safe, at fault or not it can go bad real quick. When I was in the hospital 1 in 4 serious back injuries was either motercycle or bike.

[@likeaglovelikeaglove8633]

There seems to be a severe lack of self-accountability with a lot of cyclists. No point being right, and dead.

[@trevonstewart3636]

4:52 oh yeah?

[@ianoliver3879]

@@michieldeblock8231 I've never seen a bike with a back injury.

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

Pretty sure that "I'm not dead" was reassuring himself. That whole think looked real scary.

[@Ulvetann]

20 seconds later, his inner bleedings was saying; "-Hold my bloodpressure". Funny with people on an adrenaline rush suddenly start saying; "I am dying, I am dying!" Mere moments later.

[@fishmanfairclough7530]

@@Ulvetann Yeah that is it isn't it seen enough Dan the fireman to know that he needed emergency treatment immediately after that otherwise that celebration might be short lived :/

[@mistybarelyanartist6118]

Actually he was riding with his friend that day and their helmets were connected, his friend saw him go under the truck and didn’t see him come out. He was freaking out so the guy was telling him that he was ok

[@kenwittlief255]

if he was dead he would still be a ghost running around saying "IM NOT DEAD... IM NOT DEAD..."

[@OmarGarcia-bi7jq]

Yeah thank god he is alive he probably never ride a bike before

[@mattpeterson7074]

That dude at 9:31 was just flat out mean. No remorse or nothing. Just throws the shoulder into a pedestrian and rides of like nothing happened.

[@joesnows7322]

Karma will get him... Worthless mouth breather

[@teacopem]

Yes indeed a jerk

[@TheGrandChieftain]

He had places to go, no time for some small talk. Edit: Was definitely not his first time doing that.

[@cultofpersonalit1888]

The guy was definitely ko... Hope is alright tho.

[@stevec6965]

he got him with that highschool shoulder shot into the lockers. Not an easy move to pull off on a bike tho. it was a dick move but impressive.

[@4FYTfa8EjYHNXjChe8xs7xmC5pNEtz]

I like how so many of them are angry at the people that _they_ ran into... biker arrogance isn't just a stereotype 😂

[@clubhouseme]

warms my heart when they go down

[@StardustLegacyFighter]

@@clubhouseme Same here, fuck them.

[@secondchance6603]

@@StardustLegacyFighter Fuck 'em to the moon!

[@dsm091]

What are thinking riding next to semis like that? Htf could he even see them.

[@michaelrobert6386]

FOR REAL! There are so many bizarre compilations on KZbin named things like “when bikers fight back!” Or “bikers are hero’s” Who the hell looks up to these mostly reckless a?&holes. Every one I have met as been rude, arrogant, or clinging to fragile masculinity. I worked at a Uhaul and every biker who came in was some load mouth d$&@.

[@JohnMelland]

I was deeply emotionally unharmed and unaffected by the wookies! LMFAO👍🏼 🤣👍🏼

[@Vapersretreat]

7:55 the fact that you didnt step out and knock him out cold and leave him on the street shows your a better man than me

[@donovanwilliams29]

Literally seen that happen in front of me and seen the cyclist take a gunshot to the head after dude stepped out the car

[@mauricesanchez6804]

8:24 cyclists fault 100% Didn't look back, no hand signals, nothing.

[@billallen1889]

Agree. And the driver’s passengers were jerks, blaming him when they didn’t even see what happened. Dumb cyclist.

[@jamiew1664]

i know, what a tool!!!

[@自重トレ兄弟]

Immediately the guy’s wife blames him too 😣

[@gunterdapenguin5896]

@@billallen1889 they were just shocked, I bet when they got home they apologized and acknowledged that it wasn't his fault. People tend to say shit in the moment

[@ryand34561]

This is why you need a dash cam. Without it, that cyclist could have said he signaled and the driver failed to yield.

[@Tdugg]

7:07 Games be like: "Damn, Path is blocked. Looks like I got to find another way"

[@mikeydudek2885]

Dude!!! All he could think is “I’m not dead!” That was intense! He went all the way under that semi and out the other side! That’s the closest thing i can compare to a miracle.

[@nextlevelbjj3083]

I said “people out here living like it’s a video game now”. How about the one where the cyclist in white turns into the truck driving down the road with family.

[@scottyboy6269]

I found it amusing hes riding a motorbike in womens leggings and shoes and that worried about dying. Totally deserved the wakeup call on wearing proper gear when on a frigging highway vs putting around doing 30KPH

[@kevinferrier2475]

What you saw was.

[@beamed7770]

@@scottyboy6269 i don't think proper gear would save you from being run over by a semi

[@grimraz0r]

Considering the fact there was visually NO space to slide, yes it was a miracle.

[@trashservice.handle]

In Korea, The accident-causing biker are called "Jarani(Jajeongeo + Gorani)". In korean, Jajeongeo is a bicycle and Gorani is Hydropotes inermis(type of deer) Sometimes Gorani jumps into a car and gets hit.

[@bigsteve6729]

Funny

[@BubaOG]

In the UK they are Karen’s on wheels

[@Laneous14]

What are the guys on the motorcycles who throw advertisement cards at you called?

[@Jin-xv4ee]

이 채널에서 한국인을 보게되다니..!

[@storytimewithunclebill1998]

You know youre lucky when you get up and yell "Im not dead." Was fun to watch. Great video

[@pontifexmaxmus5078]

0:15 smashed and crushed by the Lord, tha pwr pendelum swings by tha umbilical chord

[@eye8549]

"It's okay I'm not dead. I'm not Dead." That's the adrenaline talking. When that goes you'll wish you were.

[@watermelaninmagik6877]

So true! Adrenaline is better than any pain killer and can get you through the moment but when it wears off..... get your biting stick ready

[@onetwo5511]

He was talking to his friend who watched the thing happened he was screaming in his helmet to helmet com

[@johnjacob688]

He got off with scrapes and bruises. Even after the pain kicks in, that's a much better fate than death.

[@rossbrumby1957]

Reminded me of the accident prone neighbour kid in Freddy got fingered- walked into spinning plane propeller- "I'm ok!, I'm ok!"

[@AaronShenghao]

0:51 This is exactly the reason why I slow down and made sure the driver had seen me before continuing , when going the opposite way on sidewalk.

[@ALLMEM616]

The driver saw him

[@jake_halo]

I laughed so hard at the 2 bikes on the footpath bumping into each other so perfectly xD

[@mikehawk8609]

They nearly kissed 😂

[@bingbongbang8895]

You could tell that they wanted to get mad but didn't have anything to get mad at.

[@Swainmtb1]

Yeh they were both chill icl

[@astepaya4274]

That was the one for me too 😂😂

[@MrSureiam]

NPC's glitched

[@LifeWithAvery32]

That guy at the start when the bike broke in half “omg! Is the bike ok!?

[@cragre28]

2:58 forget the fact that he did not see the cable, he actually just ignored the fact that he should have gone around on the right no matter what because where the rollback was.

[@paulne1514]

That would require common sense.

[@jmeneely]

Haha. “I see… so I’m supposed to go UNDERNEATH the car that’s about to be flipped right side up?”

[@mathewhastings9485]

Guess he thought the car was going to turn itself over and the tow truck was just for looks. Also, he see a car being turned over and thinks I need to ride right here.

[@pamelaspooner8335]

Cops should have been blocking the road from both directions.

[@russell2952]

@@pamelaspooner8335 They have to assume that drivers and cyclists aren't blind. The road WAS blocked.

[@sethc6663]

Two nuns go for a bicycle ride around the Vatican. The first nun says "I've never come this way before" The second nun says "Me neither, I think it must be the cobblestones" 🤣🤣🤣

[@richardc8029]

I've been a competition level cyclist for more than 50 years. In almost every clip, the cyclist was at fault for not following the rules of the role, or for using extremely poor judgement in trying something he should have known had serious risk.

[@tesmith47]

Some were lack of skill /knowledge others were bad judgmg

[@tesmith47]

@Damien Vryce in my experience, car drivers don't really know how to drive efficient. The A holes fly by on the street and I pass them at every stop with my AVERAGE SPEED of 15 mph while they are stopped in a line. The drivers never think about all the gas and parking spaces and potholes we bikers save them

[@ishio95]

I'd say the one at 5:52 isn't at fault, the pedestrians crossing the road not looking left and right is the dumbass

[@craigelz18]

@@tesmith47 Ya maybe in the city, but most bikers out in the country do it as a hobby. 90% of them are assholes.

[@sjv6598]

Only 50 years? I’ve got 52 years experience as a competition cyclist so that makes my opinion more valid.

[@vinnies4497]

the intro is killing me 😂

[@cp4512]

0:15 I watched this 10 times and laughed out loud every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@autocyclepc2001]

Same. Lmao

[@alfonz7863]

I think he yelled Jesus!

[@qg786]

Jesus didn't have his back that day. 😏

[@joshuaclemente2221]

0:16 Oh no Dude The god getting mad at you😨😨😨

[@josegrijalva6977]

0:43. He needs to pay attention to the stop light. Clearly it was red,and he still took it. I don't feel terrible for the guy. Patience is key to not getting struck by a vehicle.

[@CallofDuty927]

4:52 this guy had the safest ride

[@J_BRICKS]

0:14 HE BROKE THE STATUE

[@MrMeatman77]

The guy with the Jesus statue strapped to his back made me almost pass out from laughing so hard. I kept going back to watch it.

[@Karl_Drogo55]

LMAO yes...nothing topped that for me right off the bat

[@taylormacri2303]

So many questions and so many jokes to made

[@sentryogmixmaster]

Jesus does not always save...

[@AlexisKusanagy]

No es Jesús es Judas

[@gbae636]

Same here i can't stop laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pancakes5915]

3:00 "Ohhhh, you were trying to flip that car over? I thought is was flipping itself" 😂

[@Smickster01]

bahaha yeah,,,,clearly the car was starting to move/rock and yet he still decided to "try" and ride his bike exactly where the car should have fallen back on its wheels. I saw the wire in the video and really hoped the rider saw it and ducked underneath it only to have the car fall on him.....im seriously giggling at that which did not happen. Bahaha

[@dalerhea2990]

Watching all these people crossing Streets and crossing intersection without looking around; just leaves me baffled. How the hell aren't people more aware of their surroundings? 👀

[@Kraken9911]

Life is easier when you just don't care. Until it isn't.

[@mauricioraigosaclavijo8833]

@@Kraken9911 or until you are not alive anymore.

[@donovanwilliams29]

Cell phone era is why

[@jonnycarcano]

When I rode a bike I just treated it like a pedestrian treats a sidewalk. I just rode on the sidewalk and stopped at red lights and stuff.

[@vanessaruiz4705]

even the animal at the end of the video; I am surprised it's crossing a road just like that.

[@boston9817]

speed wobbles is one of the scariest things on a bike. Now put that with a giant truck and somehow sliding right under one? Wild

[@RBCire]

4:36 It was nice of you to blur out his license plate

[@Missyplaysroblox1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@User-17429]

No they blurred out his bum (because bums are inappropriate)

[@Spoonfunnyname]

@@User-17429r/woosh

[@JeremyMcCant]

3:28 he was so chill about it. He's probably like, this is the 3rd time this week 🤣🤣🤣

[@badhabit714]

'So Chill' I see what you did there.

[@DoryNavy]

3:33 "Can you save my bike?" I laughed because it's so accurate. 😂😂💖🏍

[@DoryNavy]

@seeni gzty Yeah 😳😳😂

[@tonyeff4447]

@ 3:56 drives over thored ice, bike sinks in said ice "I can't believe this" is hysterically dumb 😂

[@DoryNavy]

@@tonyeff4447 yeah, I would never do that with my bike !! 😂

[@nitrohanktoursamerica5047]

When I was 7 my mother told me not to ride my bike in traffic. That advice has served me well and now I've passed it on to the many, many people who never had a mother.

[@kittechno8401]

What. Where else are you gonna cycle? Only use your bicycle at 3am on a weekday ?

[@nitrohanktoursamerica5047]

@@kittechno8401 How about a BIKE trail? They are usually 20 ft to your left.

[@nitrohanktoursamerica5047]

@@kittechno8401 Try the BIKE trail. Its usually 20 feet away.

[@arthurdingo5673]

On 4:22. I heart a birds singing in his head. 😂

[@angrychihuahua7923]

3:26 classic motorcyclist responce. "can you save my bike?" A biker will wake up in the hospital and still ask "is my bike OK?" lol

[@Emper0rH0rde]

I wonder if they managed to save his bike.

[@him3647]

i mean, if it's expensive...

[@howerpower-gaming27]

Using a bike every day, I can say nobody should ever ride a bike on the highway. Most of the accidents could have been avoided by paying attention to ones surrounding, or using some common sense, lol.

[@billbinkelman1259]

Agree. Who the f-ck rides a bike on a freeway? Also, where is the cyclist's attention centered in most of these. Granted, some are NOT the fault of the cyclist, but most of them could've been avoided by, I dunno, LOOKING AT WHAT"S AHEAD???

[@SweetCandyDragon]

I agree. Bicycles don’t belong on highways or freeways. Those roads sped limit is 55-65, but people do 75

[@jebise1126]

@@SweetCandyDragon also if there is space for 6+ lanes there should be space for cyclist path too

[@secretsauce0014]

I was wondering wtf are they doing on there

[@elropo7093]

I can't say for certain, but I'm thinking the guy was blurred out because he was high on something really good while riding his bike while naked down a busy southern CA freeway. You can't make this stuff up.

[@TomFynn]

1:40 was gunning hard for that Darwin Award.

[@TuthRuka66]

OMG, this is not “idiots on bikes“ this is “near death experiences.” This is some serious stuff.

[@Kingdramana]

Agreed, very creepy

[@devilmaycries]

Funny stuff actually 😂😂😂

[@trevor2830]

Yup unsubbed

[@josephpyatt3685]

Unfortunately some of them lived.

[@aerith119]

Still idiots though

[@brianartillery]

I'm sorry, but the busted Jesus statue made me cry with laughter.

[@noahsherwood2445]

Is it a sin? feels like a sin

[@ultronakumax]

Isn't Jesus, is Judas Thaddeus

[@mikek7660]

That one had me dying

[@shishinonaito]

@@ultronakumax same bullshit

[@davekavanagh7599]

That killed me, funniest thing I've seen in so long 🤣🤣🤣

[@raymondanimalcrossing]

This channel was part of my childhood, I'm very glad to see it's still hanging on quite well

[@KingTheGermanShepherd]

Same, I've been subbed since 2003

[@NoNAME-vw5iw]

@@KingTheGermanShepherd Mee too since1995

[@mahrizhossain4308]

@Samson 92 no sh*t Sherlock

[@mahrizhossain4308]

@Samson 92 dude. I wasn't trying to be rude. Just foolin' around. Sorry if it offended you

[@mahrizhossain4308]

@Samson 92 👍

[@HKC-IdiotsAtWork]

The "I'm not dead" guy slid under an 18-wheeler at 60mph, walked away with just road rash, and if he didn't buy a lottery ticket after that, he's missing out on his luckiest day ever!

[@sidefx996]

8:28 Just want to point out these women’s contribution to society. “AHHHHHH.” “What happened?” “Did you just hit a person?” “You just ran someone over.” “Should I call 911?” 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@qqqsfdf1232]

Immediately casting blame on her husband.

[@sidefx996]

@@qqqsfdf1232 Of course. It's a default setting.

[@bryanbulmer6716]

@@sidefx996 LMAO 🤣

[@dc9024]

I think the one that said “Did you just hit a person?” “You just ran someone over.” was someone else, no? I don't think it was the woman

[@Jordan-Ramses]

Makes me so glad I never got married.

[@randolfo1265]

0:43 - I have never seen a cyclist stop at a stop sign, but red light running. Another level of risk!

[@terraminator4379]

i stop at stop sign when i ride my bike

[@briannat.8285]

@@terraminator4379 literally lmao

[@marban74]

In their multiverse, red light means don't stop.

[@stonedpaladin8632]

Just Darwin at work

[@henrlima87]

If i had one euro for everytime ive seen a cyclist run a red light, the rest of my year would be paid off, with interest.

[@SamanthaTheSonicFan]

10:29 - That wasn't an idiot biker. That was a very scary moment involving a startled deer and a stunned biker.

[@emmadadiddit7086]

Look again. He passed a deer just before the one that hit him. I drive rural roads a lot. When you see deer, you slow down. They generally travel in small groups. Maybe not an idiot, but definitely should've been paying better attention

[@tjhammer24]

@@emmadadiddit7086 dude that was literally 2 seconds in between deer. That's a freak accident and no one's fault. And yes I'm a cyclist too with a couple rural encounters

[@nealm6764]

As a cyclist and as a driver I always slow down when see deer about. It really does help. But I guess dude had a tour De France to win or something.

[@artelcampos]

Also, there are other clips here in this video where the biker isn't being an idiot but it's still in here

[@madlifeus]

Hilarious! I needed that laugh today, thank you!

[@fictionrealmofficial]

"Its ok I'm not dead." was fucking insane.

[@-Jones]

These compilations are just getting better and better (no more comments about recycled videos). Keep up the good work!!

[@gaminglegofan]

reCYCLEd😉

[@LearningNew365]

All about entertainment

[@russellroberts8407]

Last video had a few reused clips

[@antonlvdm]

As someone who used to be a professional cyclist, I never understood why cyclists got so much hate. Now I get it... Some of these people have a real death wish!!

[@PrivatePeterson]

It’s the riding in the middle of the road going 5-10 mph under the speed limit for me.

[@pineappleparty1624]

Yeah acting like you(they) own the road is what pisses everyone off.

[@mscir]

I've ridden bicycles for decades and I've been embarrassed and angered by what I see other bicyclists doing, I've even hollered at them and gotten into arguments with them, when they act stupidly it gives car drivers a bad attitude, i like seeing them fuc* up and fall or get fat tickets when they deserve it. But to be fair plenty of car drivers are oblivious to what's going on around them and drive like they're entitled too, especially women on cell phones, it's ridiculous, and on a bicycle where you're high enough to see down into the cab you can see a phone held near the bottom of the steering wheel, where cops often can't see them. Drivers texting while their one ton + death machine is moving is just ridiculous. So there's plenty of blame to go around on both sides. But dumb a** bicyclists running off the road, into sign posts, etc. good.

[@grahvis]

@@mscir . It is simply a case of a bad road user is bad no matter what they use the roads with. As for phone users, check out CyclingMikey in London, he videos them and sends the videos to the police who prosecute. Each one is a fine and 6 points on their licence.

[@johncoops6897]

@@grahvis - They should get an award - it's quite difficult to ride a bike while using a phone.

[@OficinaLegalOlivi]

Girl says ...are you ok... the guy lost all the piano😅

[@ichosecommonsense5295]

4:10 painfully epic fall n then just sits there...no screaming no nothin...only 2 seconds later hes laughing. This dude has my full respect.