If a Filipino goes to Hogwarts what the Filipino do - Presented by Millie Parfait

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[@MillieParfait]

This is always going to be one of my favorite clips ever ajshgskaja

[@rapraptan8084]

Late ka

[@KyoushaPumpItUp]

Hi Millie

[@Isaac_Lising]

Anytime someone asks me what Filipino English sounds like, I'll show them this clip lamaw

[@Ron_O]

Fuck Slytherin, Filipinos go to Azkaban immediately

[@TheOtakuDude]

​@@Isaac_Lising SAME!!!! HAHAHA!!!! OMFG!!!

[@romo9592]

"There's so many snakes in my family" Bruh, as a pinoy, I felt that hard lmao

[@yellow8980]

I am not Filipino but somehow I can relate, maybe it is SEA things lol

[@whotao3441]

Same shit here in Vietnam

[@Kuroichi22]

Not my family but some of my friends is

[@Stelle_69]

same here

[@jatakeunade3832]

Same

[@Nightmarks]

Millie's laugh is such a gem combined with Filipino accent. My sides LMAO

[@callmeandoru2627]

That's the Slytherin laugh

[@orangejosh3763]

She kinda sounds like Subaru

[@mae8698]

If a filipino goes to hogwarts, during meals in the common room, they'd definitely say "where is the rice?".

[@ahrisuzumiya6407]

This reminds me of my family! I'd imagine the Filipino kids pulling out plastic bags of cooked rice from their robes, haha!

[@jcp110]

More like "NASAN ANG KANIN!?"

[@notme69]

@@jcp110 don't forget to swear. The swearing part is important

[@jcp110]

@@notme69 so like "NASAN ANG KINANGINANG KANIN!?"

[@danihelarun]

They would bring back food to their dorms in ziplock bags.

[@sachitechless]

I'm fearful of what Jowling Kowling Rowling would name a Filipino character

[@GameLeaderR]

Probably "Philip Pinoy" lol.

[@oujimandias6485]

Millie Parfait. Need not look any further lol

[@feorge33]

John Paul Cruz

[@ferro1398]

Juan dela Cruz you heathens lmao

[@note5068]

"Potanga kang Inahan"

[@RTM_random]

To slytherin she go

[@red5460]

"Who That Shall Not Be Named? That's probably my mother" this line is fucking hilarious, absolutely killed me

[@matcha_mochi]

filipinos in the great hall would most likely bring tupperwares to "bring home" foods 😂

[@wumb0z]

Nah plastic bags the way to go

[@matcha_mochi]

@@wumb0z that and plastic containers too 😂 if you're desperate and have none of those, tissue paper it is! 😌👌

[@wumb0z]

@@matcha_mochi tissues are used for non wet stuff yeah I see people use that in the office after party

[@isoprops3861]

@@wumb0z It's not a party if I don't snatch some Lumpiang Shanghai with paper towels before I leave lol

[@wumb0z]

@@isoprops3861 and the paper towels are snatched form the toilet

[@rraxford]

Millie: "There's so many snakes in my family, I know where I belong. I know I'm a snake too." That's why you better not menion Millie you have a girlfriend or sister or a female friend or else Millie will steal them from you

[@rexroselo5060]

I imagine the filipinos pack up all the leftover they see for later consumption. As my mother used to say "andaming nagugutom tas nagsasayang ka lang ng pagkain". Never waste food, especially around filipinos.

[@gemmiec4]

I agree with u

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

grew up fil-am I thought this was something everyone did

[@-Raylight]

Millie's accent lol, her laugh always makes me happy xD As an Asian, can confirm. You should never named your mother... Voldemort got nothing on your mother 😂

[@Rejjis]

She's not wrong tho~ That walis ting ting is a useful weapon and a flying device LMAO

[@ChaosMind10531]

If used correctly... It can fly on its own and have high accuracy... XD Damn I'm scared ...

[@itsnotme8182]

@@ChaosMind10531 Homing missiles

[@renator.bandarlipejr.2249]

And the tsinelas that has auto aim lol too op need nerf

[@SkoomaGodDovahkiin666]

How did you guys lose to the Spaniards again?

[@SkoomaGodDovahkiin666]

@@renator.bandarlipejr.2249 Seriously, With such power on your hands, I'm amazed you guys Got colonized at all. Did you just let it happen?

[@raeapoca]

That one time when some of us Filipinos bring containers to bring the food back home..

[@ahrisuzumiya6407]

Same! Me and my sister would be filling our containers with so much chicken and gravy. Need 6 owls to send it all home, lol

[@joshjo9405]

So much food at parties, gotta at least have the adobo, lechon, and dinuguan

[@hansgodfrey]

OH MY FUCKING I'D DO IT LOL

[@RichArchilles]

Filipinos would be the first muggle born Slytherins, and they'd rule the whole school as Swagtherins.

[@ceresbane]

I mean we got shamans and believe in talismans and junk. If we were in the harry potter world we'd probably specialise in hexes and enchantments and most of our spells are all auto proc counter hits.

[@hsc894]

@@ceresbane That... Actually makes sense... Just sprinkle in a dash of Trese and there you go. Filipinos in Hogwarts. Unlike all the other wizards, Filipino wizards and witches are the most accustomed to Muggle technology in the entire wizarding world, and they are known to use both magic and technology interchangeably for centuries. To an unsuspecting wizard, you can't tell that they're wizards, because they use Muggle contraptions, only for them to drop what they are doing just to call you out with a putangina and a flick of the wand.

[@ceresbane]

@@hsc894 I imagine a filipino would not cast any direct spells. But quietly hexes so the effects become apparent long after they're out of ear shot to be directly blamed. And any retaliation later on gets auto countered by talismans placed just beneath the skin. Basically rendering most filipinos with a passive reflect spell on them. Since that does fit the aesthetic of how a filipino would handle things. Always friendly and approachable. But knowing they get randomly attacked by racist ppl, they put up barriers to protect themselves. But being a filipino. I know a side filipinos have that foreigners don't see. Lots of tourists do get scammed and tricked subtly to get a few extra pesos out of them. But its money they honestly wouldn't miss. As its just like a tiny price increase or fudging the numbers a lil on the bureau de exchange. So if you translate that to magic...

[@abbychannel4591]

@@ceresbane Reminds me of the character Sucy Manbavaran from Little Witch Academia which is actually a Filipino witch XD

[@mmyr8ado.360]

@@abbychannel4591 She's a mangbabarang but she doesn't have any bugs with her.

[@jackofblades3998]

0:30 Millie dashing around while Laughing maniacally is quite an image

[@KFP_DonDon_Quixote]

Savage Millie, showing off the Filipino alpha mindset, spot on, well done! She's a treasure that I hope we can continue to enjoy for years to come!

[@sapilaut2]

The sorting hat saw her entering the hall from afar and it yelled SLYTHERIN. It would have pointed too, if it had a hand.

[@user-pt5cl2ro6f]

"there's so many snakes in my family. I know I'm a snake too" LMFAO

[@apalagi08]

The fact that her persona herself is a witch makes this perfect.

[@Michael808hawaii]

As a filipino I laughed way too hard at the family snake joke

[@cheesejam363]

If Millie is in, she would speak some Tagalog too fast and then she randomly cast a spell.

[@superbad8008]

“There are so many snakes in my family.” I lost it, the sheer conviction in her voice had me weak

[@deeperthantheabyss624]

"The only flying thing I get is a slipper not a broom" -A Pinoy kid forgetting he is cooking rice

[@johnvillanueva7486]

The Broom is a traumatizing tool/weapon. It can be a duster, a key, or a mop. It can become a sword, a spear, a polearm, a projectile of mass destruction. Dual wield it with a slippers, a duster, a mop, or even a rug. It can be equipped by any class

[@uuu12343]

"I know I am a snake, my family got so many snakes, I know I belong there" Why does that tickle me so much?

[@rraxford]

Millie: "Who shall not be named? That's probably my mother." Millie: "Hey Mamalie!" Mamalie: "Wtf did you just fcking called me?!?" *Takes out her Slippers 2000* It is rude to call your mom on her first name.

[@kurokie3691]

You die on the spot as soon as you call them with their name not mother or father

[@GameLeaderR]

Instead of The Elder Wand she wields The Elder Slipper lol.

[@reality_404]

@@GameLeaderR the wooden one?

[@Dab510]

@@reality_404 A wooden clog really gonna hurt. It'll probably become an abuse

[@itashiro_furosu]

I call my mom her name, but it would always have a mommy *mom's name*. Pretty sure that's fine.

[@Jose-xh5qb]

Let's be real, a Filipino won't afford the tuition.

[@Despotic_Waffle]

Instead of hogwarts, they will go to Baboykulugo

[@reijinvyskra1759]

How exactly? Filipino is a nationality. Not a class

[@sachsoup]

wait, there's a tuition? kala ko mga libro lang puta

[@Jose-xh5qb]

@@sachsoup 23,000 Galleons. 1 Galleon ~ £50 (according to an online infographic from 2014. It could be higher now because of inflation) Unless their father is Lucio Tan, a Filipino will never afford it.

[@ieatriceveryday]

​@@Despotic_Waffle Nono they'll go to ISCP, the international state college of the Philippines, I can confirm cause I study there as a major in gaslighting and manipulating🤭

[@Rodrigo-ei4ht]

"There's so many snakes in my my. I'm a snake too." Savage. Oh Millie truly a gem we don't deserve 🤣🤣

[@melancholy7096]

Damn .. millie never fails to make me laugh

[@seat0_294]

"There's so many snakes in my family. I don't need to, I know I am a snake too." **proceeds to laugh like a witch**

[@pointlessink6084]

With a laugh like that she knows she's a kontrabida

[@goingeast]

There's so many snakes in my family, I dont need to... I know I am too this killed me AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Born to be a marites

[@lanceokami3567]

Filipinos during the banquet: "OMG SO MUCH FOOD" * takes out Tupperware to get baon*

[@janwarry5735]

Yea. No doubt. We already acquired a shortened chant for a lighting curse spell. Just shout "LINTEK" to hasten the casting time.

[@raffimolero64]

you’re supposed to inherit the broom to smack your future kids

[@d007ization]

Her bubbly delight at every possible thing will never get old, I love it so much.

[@rayne3035]

"There's so many snakes in my family" 😭😂😂😂😂

[@wickerwork_wesley]

Everyone in Hogwarts rocking their fancy, streamlined Nimbus 2000. Then in comes Millie with a new Walis Tingting X1 and a backup Walis Tambo Speedster. Voldemort has Avada Kedavra. Millie's mom has Avasa sagotkapa. Shoots homing slippers from her wand. Millie's patronus must be a Puspin or an Aspin.

[@probablydepressed9900]

no need for wand, she just yeets it

[@PrisonerTetsu]

Vildemort has the elder wand? Millie's mom has the ultimate slipper, let's see who wins

[@copperdaylight]

Mama waves her 2x2 wand.

[@rye5308]

AVASA SAGOTKAPA?! *gets killed with a slipper*

[@arishuband-o-chill-u5298]

@@copperdaylight i fucking spit out my drink! oh the nostalgia LMAO

[@Keitanui]

Im a Cebuano speaking in english i sound like that too sometimes 🤣 shower= shaweerr paper = peper ballpen = bolpin etc..

[@GameLeaderR]

The Elder Wand has nothing on Millie's Mom's Elder Broom lol.

[@karaee]

never thought english with Filipino accent would be this funny

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

Filipino wizards from Cavite would be constantly getting into duels over chess and somehow manage to cast illegal spells to win just like how a man killed another man with a CAR-15 two streets away over a game of mahjong (he was never arrested)

[@balbonits]

me, during lunch time at Hogwart's - classmate: "You know, the food here is made with magic, right? You don't need to save them, there's a spell for it." me: "Yeah, but it's wasting food, you know? You know how many kids in Africa are starving?" *keeps putting food on a Magnolia ice cream plastic tub* "Btw, can you pass the rice? I have another Tupperware that I want to fill with it." *brings out another ice cream tub*

[@sc_endlessdreams]

She brings me so much joy, I really want the best for her. 😌💖 Thanks for the clip!

[@TobiasStratus]

Superb editing, I thank you for this next level clip!

[@millieshatnevergonnagiveyouup]

Let's play a game! Finish the title: Millie Partter and the....

[@Psecter]

Broom of PTSD

[@lilywong9672]

Chicken Adobo

[@annikavee6876]

Flying Tsinelas

[@citybay1385]

Pritong Tilapia

[@ambientkaiga]

Deathly Palo's

[@simikey2498]

"I'm going to Slytherin. There's so many snakes in my family. I'm a snake too" Hahaha

[@alexfrostwalker]

Also put rice in every meal

[@lekool9292]

This is a literal treat for us Filipinos

[@Dorian_Scott]

Millie's Filipino accent is hilarious

[@dn7949]

Isn't that just Sucy Manbavaran from LWA?

[@pcalix17]

I cannot believe how relatable this is.

[@haiyaaa6667]

Is this maniac on the loose?

[@haiyaaa6667]

oh i commented in the wrong video...

[@millieshatnevergonnagiveyouup]

Its ok still applies tbh.

[@haiyaaa6667]

@@millieshatnevergonnagiveyouup Lol😂

[@somerando6215]

Getting hit the walis titing was so relatable wtf hahahaha

[@lookatthis1801]

the broom if efficient in long range attacks. I'm also traumatized about the broom and I know that I will be in slytherin. Laugh trip dito.

[@itsmeoyaa]

this is soooo fucking funny even without the filipino accent. but the accent is just cherry on top like mmmuahh

[@ceresbane]

She's not wrong. Otherwise if there was a house for spiders, all the filipino boys would go there and bet money on playing spider pokemon. Or one based off a rooster and we'd all be up in that too. Animal based blood sport is how filipino kid makes pocket money. Until you're old enough to partake in boxing and fighting competitions.

[@joshjo9405]

I've heard that they cook the loser of a cockfight

[@bardagulanarawaraw]

Even if you play other sports you still need to know how to fight when there's sore loser playing.

[@joshjo9405]

@@bardagulanarawaraw yep

[@ceresbane]

@@bardagulanarawaraw that dude that will bet big money. Lose and refuse to pay. But if you refuse reminding them they didn't pay before so you're paying via the money he was meant to pay. Boy the fists go flying. You got some real dead beats that need a lesson in filipino patience and the lesson for when it runs out.

[@PureLunari]

Well, yes, she'll go to Slytherin if she chooses to. The Sorting Hat does factor in your choice. That's why Harry went to Gryffindor instead of Slytherin.

[@wenousagi6213]

“there are so many snakes in my family” HAHAHHAHA living the Filipino life

[@kurumi_enasimp]

No need to go to Hogwarts when there's wizard fight here already

[@oujimandias6485]

Avada KeChancla is the most powerful spell recited by Voldemama

[@videoloversful]

That hit so hard in our _kokoro_ 00:52

[@SWANNAH69]

Dude this is fucking relatable, I can't stop laughing.

[@OwnageMancer]

This is the most relatable thing I've ever heard

[@fedrickmendoza9906]

Hoy, where's the potions class? Me: *points with lips* ober dere

[@ChaosMind10531]

If you are expert level... Just saying ober der and we automatically know where... XD

[@apeculiarmingvase3800]

Millie Manbavaran

[@faizalnurajiz5490]

"Where are the dusters? In the training grounds? But why- you fly with WHAT?!"

[@stridergeny5906]

As a Puerto Rican I'm seeing a lot of parallels between Filipinos. You're just us but asian instead of white/brown. Do you guys eat rice and beans with chicken too?

[@metaiicc]

yup, when eating chicken or any meat rice is a MUST

[@zaqareemalcolm]

personally not a fan, but yeah we have a bean and meat dish called ginisang munggo

[@konnichiwassup]

Millie is so funny. Thanks for the clip

[@lincoln34343]

oh gonna sub another millie clip vid maker

[@sharkbaiter678]

Maniacal laughter as expected of the witch

[@gamercstudios]

"i just go to Slytherin, i know where i belong" Pero pinilit ka ni lord Voldemort na pupunta ka sa ravenclaw

[@yukis.763]

"Eat so much"? In britain??? A filipino would not survive a day in that place 💀 the food would be bland as shit

[@BloodyMobile]

Anyone else misheard her "Slitherin" as "Slith 'er in"?...

[@ruikirisame1744]

Filipino wizards will just levitate on command.

[@croos2214]

This is why I watch Millie.

[@SteelGnat]

I expect a filipino would be able to hide an entire taperware of food they took from the hall to eat tommorrow after lunch

[@serushida3586]

that laugh tho man

[@Toazt_Battered]

The accuracy lmao👌

[@AlisDarc]

Millie must go to Hogwarts for real

[@sincerelyberries]

"I know I'm a snake too" LMFAO

[@jehoiakimelidoronila5450]

And the broom part 😂, it's different from the British variety with the long wood handle, but filipino brooms sure hurt as hell! Filipinos can weaponize anything

[@kjracz15]

Snakes? That's an understatement.

[@LuckyStar1Fan]

Thank you Millie for reminding me that I am also a snek

[@jassy3045]

"there's so many food get the Tupperware we'll bring home some of them"

[@yuku6921]

damm millie out here spittin

[@slaire6892]

The accuracy actually

[@Yukiwkwk]

Everything about Millie evern her laugh just fits perfectly as her role as a witch I mean it in a good way ofc

[@poom323]

You are sorted to Griefingdor!

[@yoonglescomfydumb0309]

Aw gawd she spitting facts 😆 🤣

[@mitsubasleeping]

god i love millie

[@Auto00]

💀💀💀 she is such a vibe

[@smileytrashbag2663]

Dimonyo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@martin144gaming]

Awwww millie 🤍🤍🤍 she is so cute and funny

[@mafahl9491]

So relatable specially the broom

[@Tarodenaro]

Jolly Kumquat Roileen must've drunk when she wrote EAST END Potter, probably spot a lot of Pinoy at Tesco near Hackney Central and goes: "Oh yeah dem Pinoy at Slitherin kinda wack yo bruv"

[@flashtirade]

Mille would absolutely rock a Swiffer mop at Hogwarts

[@lenk2204]

La Creatura!!

[@kelpopunch5923]

Broom & belt are the 2 terifying things for kids

[@charleswinchester1054]

This too good I can relate 🤣🤣🤣