If Andrew Tate was a soldier...

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NoobMaster69

NoobMaster69

10 ай бұрын

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@RealNoobMaster69
@RealNoobMaster69 10 ай бұрын
Join my university: t.me/+swDE7bLdzeo2M2Y0
@haurpher
@haurpher 10 ай бұрын
this was posted 9 seconds ago 1ST FR
@omar_rblx1
@omar_rblx1 10 ай бұрын
2nd@@haurpher
@MessixRonaldo1
@MessixRonaldo1 10 ай бұрын
3rd
@paularooney1937
@paularooney1937 10 ай бұрын
I love how I get completely ignored when Make a comment on any of your videos 🙄.
@mikey5008
@mikey5008 10 ай бұрын
@RealNoobMaster69 you should do a part 3 of Andrew Tate in a horror movie
@thelostTribe57
@thelostTribe57 10 ай бұрын
This definitely has to be the best "if Andrew tate was" channel on KZbin 😂
@thelostTribe57
@thelostTribe57 10 ай бұрын
Nah I'm good what is a scam bot doing here
@conradbowyer
@conradbowyer 10 ай бұрын
I agree
@abel6298
@abel6298 10 ай бұрын
Read your bible! (KJV, preferably) ♥‎‎ ‎‎ . . .
@Chris-hw4mq
@Chris-hw4mq 10 ай бұрын
OMG the most savage comeback suck d and cook
@SirPrise69
@SirPrise69 10 ай бұрын
shut up "Abel"@@abel6298
@Howtosmart
@Howtosmart 10 ай бұрын
This is work of art
@Jimmy12364
@Jimmy12364 6 ай бұрын
Bro why are you so weird
@Kx.1st
@Kx.1st 5 ай бұрын
@@Jimmy12364 Facts, I checked the channel cause I saw the verified check mark and saw (1. A OF badge and (2. A weird ass video with a dog going to the doctor for some weird shit
@Evil_Jyan
@Evil_Jyan 4 ай бұрын
Unlike u😬😬😬🔥🔥🔥
@user-rx4ou2pf4h
@user-rx4ou2pf4h 4 ай бұрын
@@Evil_Jyan what are you tryna say????
@matisasselin6257
@matisasselin6257 2 ай бұрын
@@user-rx4ou2pf4h you cringe
@brut1ful828
@brut1ful828 10 ай бұрын
Andrew Tates sacrifice for his country will be remembered for generations
@yiwoon_cr8s
@yiwoon_cr8s 10 ай бұрын
Or forgotten 😂 He'll end up homeless and an alcoholic
@Homophobic_racist_sexist
@Homophobic_racist_sexist 10 ай бұрын
@@yiwoon_cr8s the fact that you even imagined that shows how much you're triggered by him
@autogenes
@autogenes 10 ай бұрын
@@Homophobic_racist_sexist Lol, which country is his exactly?
@Oshaoxin
@Oshaoxin 10 ай бұрын
For generations, by generations
@chrismccaffery1091
@chrismccaffery1091 10 ай бұрын
​@@yiwoon_cr8s Cry, cope and seethe.
@vincentxie3090
@vincentxie3090 8 ай бұрын
Having some patience: This guy definitely should be awarded an Oscar since he's taking his time reviewing the greatest film of Andrew Tate
@offensivegoose
@offensivegoose 2 ай бұрын
dude you know what the movie is called?
@liberterian1776
@liberterian1776 15 күн бұрын
Barbie​@@offensivegoose
@-detour-
@-detour- 10 ай бұрын
0:30 got me dead 💀💀
@Deutschmensch14
@Deutschmensch14 19 күн бұрын
stop I WAS CRYING ON THIS AND THE PUNCH😂😂😂😂
@SodiumSyndicate
@SodiumSyndicate 10 ай бұрын
The fact that it works only in movies, proves tate's right on this one.
@TwoLags
@TwoLags 10 ай бұрын
😮
@unlightofficial8571
@unlightofficial8571 8 ай бұрын
Ever heared about Lyudmila Pavlichenko?
@SodiumSyndicate
@SodiumSyndicate 8 ай бұрын
@@unlightofficial8571 A sniper sitting far far away, teenage boys can do that too.
@user-fx1vh6jw1x
@user-fx1vh6jw1x 8 ай бұрын
andrew tate says some of the most psychotically weird things i have ever heard. i am so disturbed by the people who think he offers good advice.
@asharahmad1068
@asharahmad1068 8 ай бұрын
​@@user-fx1vh6jw1xsometimes he does makes sense though. Like come on women can't fight. I never saw a female soldier on the battlefield instead I saw the feminists run away
@nathanalex2121
@nathanalex2121 10 ай бұрын
1:44 his smirk got me dead🤣
@dimmacommunication
@dimmacommunication 10 ай бұрын
😂😂
@Omar_Ayman339
@Omar_Ayman339 10 ай бұрын
😉
@SimarpreetSinghGhumman
@SimarpreetSinghGhumman 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Therealworldvalue
@Therealworldvalue 10 ай бұрын
Same G
@ameyb9241
@ameyb9241 10 ай бұрын
😏
@holoweq5856
@holoweq5856 10 ай бұрын
1:25 BURRIED ME LAUGHING
@LeviHyatt-yj5ke
@LeviHyatt-yj5ke 10 ай бұрын
2:14 had me dead 💀
@Deutschmensch14
@Deutschmensch14 19 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SoysSecondChannel
@SoysSecondChannel 10 ай бұрын
1:37 PERFECT BRO LMFAO
Ай бұрын
Art should be in the Museum, NOT THE INTERNET
@nathanmuluneh6842
@nathanmuluneh6842 10 ай бұрын
I love the way dis dude always makes his videos fitin with the andrew tate clips better and better
@gigelbecali8072
@gigelbecali8072 5 ай бұрын
The line at the end... 👌 Reflective of his future... Behind bars. 👌
@5CRALREADY
@5CRALREADY 5 ай бұрын
Keep dreaming about that🎉😂
@gigelbecali8072
@gigelbecali8072 5 ай бұрын
@@5CRALREADY i don't need to dream... It's gonna be real. The guy snitched on himself so many times, it hurts my brain.
@RonnieChakraborty
@RonnieChakraborty 10 ай бұрын
Bro you literally made my day...Thanks a lot for this video 😊
@RonnieChakraborty
@RonnieChakraborty 10 ай бұрын
@@dump7055 😅😅😅
@Test_Card_Tom
@Test_Card_Tom 9 ай бұрын
You're easily pleased.
@user-fo3ex5nl7s
@user-fo3ex5nl7s 9 ай бұрын
same man 🤣
@j1mmyuk389
@j1mmyuk389 10 ай бұрын
3:03 this is easily the best edit I’ve seen, I just watched this so many times comedic timing at its best.
@Bojan849
@Bojan849 21 күн бұрын
02:42 "He is still skinny..." 😂
@carsandcigars11
@carsandcigars11 10 ай бұрын
Can we just appreciate the quality of the editing for a moment!
@OnTrackDetailing
@OnTrackDetailing 7 ай бұрын
This is legit one of the best edits I've seen 😂
@kiro-fo9qg
@kiro-fo9qg 2 ай бұрын
Send this to Andrew
@leoalgar9538
@leoalgar9538 10 ай бұрын
0:48 nearly killed me
@21spyder86
@21spyder86 10 ай бұрын
Exactly the same as you 😂😂😂
@Deutschmensch14
@Deutschmensch14 19 күн бұрын
THE NOISES HE MADE 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Brutalslayer69
@Brutalslayer69 16 күн бұрын
Omg😂😂😂
@enamulhaquejoy6962
@enamulhaquejoy6962 10 ай бұрын
I agree with Tate. I ain't saving no liberal even if he's dying.
@liveandlearn4445
@liveandlearn4445 10 ай бұрын
I mean, fair enough. 😁
@EpicWarrior131
@EpicWarrior131 10 ай бұрын
I hope you know Tate was just joking..
@liveandlearn4445
@liveandlearn4445 10 ай бұрын
@@EpicWarrior131 so?
@EpicWarrior131
@EpicWarrior131 10 ай бұрын
@@liveandlearn4445 So it's impossible to agree with someone on a position they don't actually hold
@abel6298
@abel6298 10 ай бұрын
Read your bible! (KJV, preferably) ♥‎‎ ‎‎ . . .
@munirarshad3698
@munirarshad3698 10 ай бұрын
Everything about this video is gold
@Delta-Snake
@Delta-Snake 10 ай бұрын
1:00 tate was a rayman all along
@SajidShaikh-zb2gu
@SajidShaikh-zb2gu 8 ай бұрын
2:52 red bull 😂
@martinezandy15
@martinezandy15 10 ай бұрын
Andrew is probably watching this like: that’s so me
@MusclesNOTtattoos
@MusclesNOTtattoos 5 ай бұрын
The bit when he does the goofy impression gets me every time. Pure gold
@goranhorvat676
@goranhorvat676 9 ай бұрын
Those are some high level editing skills😂 Love it
@TylerWest-
@TylerWest- 10 ай бұрын
It’s a good day when Noob uploads
@RealNoobMaster69
@RealNoobMaster69 10 ай бұрын
Thank you 💪🏻❤️
@Poolverine580
@Poolverine580 10 ай бұрын
​@@RealNoobMaster69wassup homie
@XenoXorpse
@XenoXorpse 10 ай бұрын
​@@RealNoobMaster69you need to do if Andrew Tate was in X-Men 😂
@XenoXorpse
@XenoXorpse 10 ай бұрын
​@@RealNoobMaster69and Batman 😂
@VNMSTHEEGREAT
@VNMSTHEEGREAT 9 ай бұрын
Biggest ass sucker in the world
@bgmiminecraftwala4897
@bgmiminecraftwala4897 10 ай бұрын
0:50 😂😂
@raiyan_rafid
@raiyan_rafid 10 ай бұрын
3:49-4:17 literally got me in stitches . How u put right words into right places 🤣🤣🤣
@zfx8621
@zfx8621 10 ай бұрын
Petition: If Andrew Tate was in Pirates of The Caribbean 😭😭😭
@skull4335
@skull4335 10 ай бұрын
The car scene got me 😂
@raiyan_rafid
@raiyan_rafid 10 ай бұрын
@@dump7055 no this is basically a phrase meaning I laughed so hard
@fiendsgaming7589
@fiendsgaming7589 10 ай бұрын
i can't see it, video is only 3:32 long
@macjalac5845
@macjalac5845 10 ай бұрын
​@@fiendsgaming7589ikr
@unnamedseal4412
@unnamedseal4412 10 ай бұрын
so damn iconic, thanks for the great content and making us laugh so hard from these
@yolomuhanad
@yolomuhanad 8 ай бұрын
that boom always gets me
@ray5952
@ray5952 10 ай бұрын
Everytime he says "Ohh myy gawwwddd" kills me 😂😂
@jannahhassanah
@jannahhassanah 4 ай бұрын
"I'm a bad boy" got me rolling lol 💀💀
@abdilhayiabdilqayum9390
@abdilhayiabdilqayum9390 10 ай бұрын
This guy never runs on great Tate ideas
@Monk_A_jack7
@Monk_A_jack7 10 ай бұрын
You always post the best Andrew Tate vids I like that
@Heiwa1928
@Heiwa1928 10 ай бұрын
Andrew Tate is so intelligent that he thinks CPR is just giving "mouth to mouth" 😂
@jasygamer
@jasygamer 10 ай бұрын
The rest of cpr is still physical contact so it fits his satire
@SlavicWeapons
@SlavicWeapons 9 ай бұрын
it was mouth to mouth with also chest compressions they changed it only to chest compressions like last year?
@What_do_I_do745
@What_do_I_do745 4 ай бұрын
“I hate everyone equally”😂😂😂😂that one got me dying😂😂😂
@seifzone3601
@seifzone3601 10 ай бұрын
This video is a masterpiece
@imjustdiabolical9256
@imjustdiabolical9256 10 ай бұрын
I have no idea how ppl can hate this man he’s just too funny 😂
@grapearizona5477
@grapearizona5477 10 ай бұрын
Man… the internet is literally just a bunch of psychos. Isn’t he a rapist?
@DeepdelverRamen
@DeepdelverRamen 10 ай бұрын
@@grapearizona5477 Alleged rapist . But there is no proof .
@NiteRacer
@NiteRacer 10 ай бұрын
​@@DeepdelverRamen It was just another false character assassination attempt. The elite don't want someone teaching millions of men to work hard, resist the slave programming, and to have standards for themselves
@andybirks4107
@andybirks4107 10 ай бұрын
@@DeepdelverRamenno proof? Which rock you been hiding under
@DeepdelverRamen
@DeepdelverRamen 10 ай бұрын
@@andybirks4107 give me the proof . If there was proof I don't think they would really let him out ...
@Drushy_G
@Drushy_G 8 ай бұрын
Bro captain America as Andrew Tate that’s just genius 😂 lots and lots of edits from years now bro you good ❤️❤️
@kenedys4011
@kenedys4011 10 ай бұрын
they would use this in court
@AB-iz4sr
@AB-iz4sr 2 ай бұрын
Biblically accurate tate 😂
@uk4490
@uk4490 10 ай бұрын
This was the best thing in a long time. ♥️💯
@kagepoker
@kagepoker 10 ай бұрын
You are a comedic genius. This is so funny 😂
@gloriouser
@gloriouser 10 ай бұрын
Thanks for this edit 🔥
@xKamiiii
@xKamiiii 10 ай бұрын
these videos never stop lol
@CDOTGOO
@CDOTGOO 9 ай бұрын
1:25 The “Im A Bad Boy” had me dying somehow😂
@BoaConstrictor126
@BoaConstrictor126 2 ай бұрын
The way she looked at him when he said that
@ahmadnajim4614
@ahmadnajim4614 7 ай бұрын
OMG i swear dude, these last 40 seconds were INSANE, bro i died laughing HAHAHAH.
@samriol
@samriol 7 ай бұрын
The introduction was lit😂
@MissesWitch
@MissesWitch 10 ай бұрын
this couldn't be more perfect
@vladnikazz
@vladnikazz 10 ай бұрын
It gets better with each video
@Vayaii
@Vayaii 10 ай бұрын
Honnestly i really wonder how many times you took to make this ! btw nice video, it reminds me the YTP erra of KZbin ahah
@JoeyP946
@JoeyP946 Ай бұрын
"I might wake him up he turns out to be a liberal... No thanks!" lmao
@Garib_Man
@Garib_Man 10 ай бұрын
3:04🤣❤lmfao 😂top G slapped the grenade 🤣🤣🤣
@duhreel1
@duhreel1 10 ай бұрын
Lmfaoo these edits will never get old omg
@shaynehuneault1915
@shaynehuneault1915 10 ай бұрын
love them videos, good job
@WilsonCarefree
@WilsonCarefree 10 ай бұрын
The grenade part 🤣🤣🤣 fucking killed me
@tmm_2455
@tmm_2455 10 ай бұрын
These are unreal 😂 Do Andrew Tate in John Wick please
@Pvarryboing
@Pvarryboing 9 ай бұрын
The way he blow up the grenade had me dying 💀
@creatwealth01
@creatwealth01 10 ай бұрын
Someone please give this guy a Oscar
@Dolphinc
@Dolphinc 10 ай бұрын
I hope one day Andrew Tate will see this masterpiece
@TheOriginalChrissalsa
@TheOriginalChrissalsa 10 ай бұрын
This was the best one yet
@parsapladiator
@parsapladiator 10 ай бұрын
the i hate everyone part was hillarious
@Z-A-C
@Z-A-C 10 ай бұрын
1:07 😭😭😭
@paolorossi8470
@paolorossi8470 10 ай бұрын
Congrats with the masterpiece! You are a genius, man! 👏👍😂
@akabanikarma5837
@akabanikarma5837 9 ай бұрын
Elite editing skills ELITE
@Thefortnitegoat262
@Thefortnitegoat262 2 ай бұрын
the way he walked into that car
@Bozzy765
@Bozzy765 10 ай бұрын
1:44 bro his face
@Livingluxury91
@Livingluxury91 10 ай бұрын
Andrew's push ups are hilarious💀
@stephenj2844
@stephenj2844 10 ай бұрын
I love these edits
@aceaj2620
@aceaj2620 4 ай бұрын
The thumbnail 😂😂 I can’t
@matthewredding6876
@matthewredding6876 10 ай бұрын
If andrew was a soldier, he'd be major payne😂
@ManoharRajanlalala
@ManoharRajanlalala 10 ай бұрын
Andrew Tate in Ice Age would be hilarious. He could be Sid the sloth
@ErickHernandez-jw8kr
@ErickHernandez-jw8kr 6 ай бұрын
Broooo keep this videos coming ! This shit is hilarious !!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SlimeOhIm
@SlimeOhIm 10 ай бұрын
Bro ski do you make bread from these?. Editing looks fun but genuine question what do you get from it?
@landonovania4346
@landonovania4346 9 ай бұрын
It's amazing how much purer and better Andrew Tate is now compared to the videos when he was an atheist. Like him or not he found religion, and he's changing lives. Admirable
@jamesygamesy5124
@jamesygamesy5124 9 ай бұрын
hes still a horrible person
@richko
@richko 9 ай бұрын
cry about it@@jamesygamesy5124
@rustywarship8449
@rustywarship8449 9 ай бұрын
​@@jamesygamesy5124who your dad
@jamesygamesy5124
@jamesygamesy5124 9 ай бұрын
@@rustywarship8449 what?
@rustywarship8449
@rustywarship8449 9 ай бұрын
@@jamesygamesy5124 what??? You said you dad was a horrible person He assaulted women, and was involved in women trafficking,all while selling drugs. He in deed was a horrible person
@user-ie3ul7hh5t
@user-ie3ul7hh5t 10 ай бұрын
0:04 true
@morin1997
@morin1997 10 ай бұрын
video editing is pro level :D
@Civilliam
@Civilliam 10 ай бұрын
this is the best one yet🤣🤣🤣
@Dr.VishalMD
@Dr.VishalMD 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 bro hats off to your efforts to make these videos I binge watch them whenever I want to laugh😂😂😂keep it up bro
@Anonymous-xp2ow
@Anonymous-xp2ow 5 ай бұрын
1:57😂😂😂😂😂
@imjustthere9343
@imjustthere9343 8 ай бұрын
"I WILL NOT ADMINISTER CPR UNLESS YOU'RE A HOT FEMALE! IF YOU'RE JUST SOME FAT DUDE AND JUST HAD A HEART ATTACK, AND I DON'T REALLY KNOW YOU, YOU'RE GONNA DIE" best line ever
@namangamer9900
@namangamer9900 10 ай бұрын
i love your vids bro
@AidenDunsmore-lx4yu
@AidenDunsmore-lx4yu 2 ай бұрын
The first line though
@terrificlife1576
@terrificlife1576 10 ай бұрын
Idea for a new video : If Andrew Tate was in one punch man
@dominikjunior1998
@dominikjunior1998 10 ай бұрын
Andrew tate reminds of cool and funny school days bully. 😂😂
@poormansoutdoors.6765
@poormansoutdoors.6765 10 ай бұрын
This just made my day!
@editoru777
@editoru777 Ай бұрын
Think if andrew had a actual role in marvel as a superhero with this humor 😂
@bo6aone930
@bo6aone930 10 ай бұрын
1:08 That is perfect 😂
@alfarouqabdulkarim3638
@alfarouqabdulkarim3638 10 ай бұрын
"Females cant fight" is the funniest sentence ive heard this year
@Kurenne
@Kurenne 10 ай бұрын
Ready for this masterpiece
@V1Planet
@V1Planet 8 ай бұрын
Next we need: astronaut, dentist, soldier
@akibalan2861
@akibalan2861 10 ай бұрын
Thanks. This one really made me laugh. " Who else do you see walking around here with a genius IQ with muscles like mine?" Still laughing as I write this.😂❤❤❤
@Student_26
@Student_26 10 ай бұрын
But Tate's British right?
@abdala7777
@abdala7777 10 ай бұрын
no he is from usa but he have some time in uk
@andreasstahl2614
@andreasstahl2614 10 ай бұрын
he is britsh american
@LeadLeftLeon
@LeadLeftLeon 10 ай бұрын
Tate claims the US. His bro claims the UK
@MikeBlu
@MikeBlu 10 ай бұрын
Yeah his mothers English
@itzmoses96
@itzmoses96 9 ай бұрын
Best laughs in a long time!.😅 I love this Energy!!! This the exact confidence one need to speak off they minds,. Good or bad....whatever
@GnarlyFlix
@GnarlyFlix 10 ай бұрын
Best channel on KZbin, next video idea Tate as someone in lord of the rings
@snpay922
@snpay922 10 ай бұрын
0:12 true 😂
@Veer.Is.Here777
@Veer.Is.Here777 7 ай бұрын
This guy could be the perfect drill sergeant
@Bandera51
@Bandera51 2 ай бұрын
lmao No, he wouldn't
@voroshilov3916
@voroshilov3916 2 ай бұрын
​@@Bandera51 yes he would be. Especially compared to that shitty female in the movie.
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