If Anti-Drug Commercials were Real Life - TMNT PSA/Ignoring a Friend's Problem

If it's one type of commercial we hate other than "real people" commercials it's anti-drug commercials, in particular anti-marijuana ads.
This time we go after two popular anti-drug ads. The first is a classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles PSA that included the famous "I'm not a Chicken, You're a Turkey!" line. The second is called "Ignoring a Friends Problem," we're not exactly sure what the message of this ad is supposed to be, but it's ripe for parody. So sit back with your Doobie Brothers and enjoy.
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This is a parody
Original commercials for reference: • drug dealers are dorks
• Above The Influence "P...

[@ZebraCorner]

aaaaaaaaand demonetized! Thanks for supporting our videos even though KZbin hates us. Follow me on Twitta and Instagram for more goodness (@im_mahk).

[@pickle9705]

That’s sad :/

[@RealGeorgeyWashington]

F*ck KZbin, they probably drive chevys too. Keep it up man some of the best content on KZbin!

[@charlesncharge6298]

Fuck KZbin, and their bullshit attempts to nerf the world.

[@GitSumGaming]

YT trying to turn the world into mamby pambies

[@Cobra_427]

youtube is run by fucking snowflakes I'm not surprised that this got demonitized, why are we dumbing down the original site for kids if youtube kids is a thing?

[@Rspsand07]

"Wrong answer NARC" lmao

[@hardwirecars]

that caught me off guard so well im still chuckling.

[@primate924]

that got me. holy shit my sides

[@xtzyshuadog]

TrucksR US *Master splinter rat ass-bitch*

[@coletrickle1775]

Nobody trust Becky lol

[@hibachi-robo4789]

I fucking lost it at that part.

[@marknogueira6425]

"I'd rather have you bring a gun to school" Lmfao

[@serpaabaddi6177]

i died

[@DevineGamingChannel]

I was so fucking weak when he said that

[@SportsFan2001]

ON THE TWENTIETH ANNIVERSARY OF COLOMBINE?!

[@shadowdestroyer93yt48]

@@serpaabaddi6177 do you know why you died because the kid brought a gun to school

[@curseofsasuke]

That’s why he’s demonetized

[@DUW1G1T]

Remeber kids, drugs are expensive so when someone offers you free drugs say thank you.

[@conner3548]

Yeah it's not like they're easy to come by, Drugs are fucking expensive. I'D say thank you if someone offered me a $5000 pile of salt to huff.

[@MrPaukann]

Unless a policeman is offering you them.

[@anonymouscommenter7689]

This is why the whole "check your Halloween candy before you eat it" is way overblown. Like, who'd be giving away free dope? Easy to get caught too.

[@crisdlcruz145]

Only weed

[@jacoboligney6725]

Man that is hilarious. I've never heard that one before. You're a fucking comedy genius! Very epic. Swag and based.

[@egg7739]

"are we turtles?" "Holy shit" They finally realized

[@payableondeath9091]

🤣💀

[@Kambroplays]

I give you the JD power award for best comedy

[@artvandelay1099]

Kambro Plays JD Powah

[@gmarefan]

That's rude

[@Shepard_AU]

A JD power award? That's lower than a participation award.

[@ender003]

Best initial comedy.

[@infinusplayz7754]

Jd power award for best jd power award

[@dennissmith9577]

It's been a month and I'm still laughing at "Wrong answer NARC!"

[@RosieSapphireMusic]

It's been a year. You still laughing about it? lmfao

[@dennissmith9577]

Nope. Forgot I even posted on this video.

[@dogmaxdevil8941]

"Do You not shoawa?"

[@favoritemustard3542]

nup

[@biggie2591]

A bit 'straya accent right there

[@d0gb1te]

"Ewok on Ambien" 😆

[@andrewkappler5503]

😂👏👊

[@No-eu8ys]

“That won’t even get Peter Dinklage high”

[@boejiden7093]

I died when he said that

[@douglasharley2440]

damn, those turtles are way more gangsta than i remember...

[@jozen1098]

They are in New York

[@Warriorbob-im5py]

Read the original comics.

[@themudbloodjedi8390]

Must be another one of those "Mandela Effects" !

[@jason8897386]

@@Warriorbob-im5py Was about to write that lol. They got wreaked on the regular in the black and white comics 👍💯

[@Godzillarex]

The turtles were amazing, I'm still laughing, hahaha

[@emilyflowers3949]

"Bury one of the dancing hamsters from the Kia commercials in the pet sematary"....."ewok on ambien" 😭😂😂😂

[@bhipsahoy1220]

"Im a teenage mutant ninja turtle they wont try me as an adult" lol

[@xtzyshuadog]

bhips ahoy *Master splinter rat ass-bitch*

[@CoryMck]

Maybe you can't try a teensge mutant ninja turtle, but you can definetly punch a fascist adult who hides behind a frog.

[@seen203]

@@CoryMck Oh dear God. He called him a fascist! Whatever will he do?

[@CoryMck]

@@seen203 👀 you seem really defensive over fascists... Wonder why... And I didn't call him a fascist, I used fascist as an adjective non a noun, the goal of my sentence wasn't to state the obvious, try reading the full thing. Jk, fascists don't read.

[@firemonkey1015]

@@CoryMck Stfu

[@ASFALT21]

Behind all those anti-drug ads are houswives who drink a bottle of wine for lunch and take xannies to calm their nerves.

[@Madmatt18]

@DrewR420 "AlcOHol Is LegAL"

[@megamxn4269]

@DrewR420 Facts

[@bluedream6462]

@@wibbasquibba6757 false

[@bluedream6462]

@@wibbasquibba6757 You're the one making claims so back your BS up with a link to this definitive proof that smoking weed "will most likely give you anxiety and feel constant aggression."

[@bluedream6462]

@@wibbasquibba6757 that's what I thought, no proof to back your ignorant claims.

[@pickle9705]

“Always accept free weed from strangers” 0:47 LMAO 😂

[@danieltew3835]

Don't, cause then they'll come back acting like you owe them something.

[@DennisMoore664]

Anyone with free weed isn't a stranger - just a brother or sister I haven't met yet. Some of the best people in my life came along because we shared a joint or a bowl.

[@qwertycal1707]

Well, some bad dealers mix all kinds of garbage with the weed to make more profit. And they don't really care to find out if it's toxic or not, so be careful about that.

[@evilblackcat6357]

"Winners don't do drugs! Except steroids. In which case, use lots of drugs!" - Charlie the tutorial NPC.

[@Rhyme13]

Ah sao abridged

[@KrisRN23935]

You are the best.

[@armadillolover99]

“Always remember to jump…jump”

[@316fabrication]

Ninja turtle "I'm So HiGh RiGhT NoW

[@douglasharley2440]

are we turtles???...holy shit...

[@isaacrobertson4374]

You forgot end quote

[@favoritemustard3542]

@@isaacrobertson4374 Narko

[@Corrupted]

I love your stuff dude, oldschool KZbin vibe

[@jresto12]

Damn son hit em with a donnie darko reference haha

[@fartwet1355]

Best one yet. That creature commercial was funny even before Mahk got ahold of it.

[@joshuazane3210]

"Ewok on Ambien" 😂 I love you Mahk.

[@truckguyjoe]

1:49 the fake steering wheel...lmao

[@kevinhickok3417]

Ikr😂

[@curseofsasuke]

That’s how people actually drive NARC!

[@henrynelson9301]

“I’m a *Teenage* Mutant Ninja Turtle, they won’t try me as an adult in court!”

[@misfittv313]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@verfed]

"Always accept free weed from strangers." Crying laughing. Haven't done that in a long time. Thanks.

[@Pikagirl541]

Thanks man, I really needed a good laugh. I'm having a rough night.

[@leithesocialistyuricon8981]

Pikagirl541 hope it improved!

[@youngvices7938]

Dam son got a Mahk award!

[@nothinghere9318]

“I don’t care about your pog collection” man just said pog like it was the old times

[@dillonh321]

The janitor act is spot on, that is exactly how my janitor at school sounded. I think he was Ukrainian?

[@moyenmedium1220]

That is most definitely not Ukrainian. Was thinking Columbian

[@SKa-tt9nm]

Clearly going for an Arabic accent.

[@puff417]

Definitely some kinda sand shitter

[@24hourcar]

He was going for Italian

[@jonathansmith7306]

He's Iranian

[@jordankelly4684]

Actually kinda pissed I didn’t find this channel sooner. I’ve been binging every episode and laughing hysterically the entire time

[@polish_filipino]

0:06 Mahk as a kid is literally a dwarf

[@TheJoshJman]

“You gotta be kidding me Donnie Darko” 🤣

[@seana2375]

I remember that TMNT one from when I was a kid, this is absolutely fantastic!

[@ZS05]

The janitor's reaction to Donnie Darko was freaking hilarious!

[@patrickbailey5186]

This one hit harder than my dad's belt

[@intricatic]

But not his gravity bong?

[@eurosonly]

"Wrong answer narc" lmao

[@LaddieT]

This video legitimately cured my depression today, thank you.

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

This channel is funny af

[@EM-fi2qg]

1:34 What are you doing, driving around in a Chevy???

[@jacklevins9968]

That’s an olds

[@EM-fi2qg]

@@jacklevins9968 Right on. GM products... 🤢

[@goonerizm]

"I told you I dont care about your stupid Pog collection."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zackydable]

"Does it not follow you in the shower? Do you not shower? 🤣🤣🤣

[@d.kamara1964]

'Hey kid! Your service dawg, or kowalah or whateva is dead, please stop draggin its carcass through my hallway.' 😂😂😂 please don't ever stop you guys!

[@patwashington403]

I learned it from watching you dad! I learned it from watching you!!

[@Doublezzranch]

OMG, you're the only person that remembered that one lol. To funny.

[@jimb9454]

Remember the dad IN that commercial. Can't see him getting high.

[@patwashington403]

@@jimb9454 of course he did! 80s corporate America had her talons in him.. Made obvious by his mustache. But on stressful days he'd go to the back yard shed you were forbidden to enter, and hide out after everyone had gone to bed.. Break out the LPs.. And fire it the fuck up.

[@patwashington403]

@Zachary Thomas there's hammocks are us, that's on third too.

[@adambriceland6588]

stop dragging that thing thru my hallway!! haha priceless

[@ob2kenobi388]

"Get a teacher!" "Wrong answer, NARC!" "Well, nobody trust Becky!"

[@2002altima]

I would have gave the Uber driver a one-star rating for a wobbly steering wheel 😂

[@infadel885]

This was one of the best videos you’ve made. I’m still cracking up laughing from the tmnt part

[@demetriusthomas4398]

What should he do? Get a teacher! Wrong answer nark Lmao srsly

[@daveandes3179]

Holy shit the cordon bleu joke was amazing

[@thomasbrannigan229]

"does that thing not follow you in the shower?............ do YOU not shower?" asking the real questions here lmao

[@williamgoeres138]

Who else likes without actually watching first just bc this is the best channel on youtube

[@hermionegardener3796]

"wouldn't even get peter dinklage high" LOL LOL

[@x730a]

Ninja turtles bit had me rolling! Glad to see my suggestion got used too (snap survey)! I was wondering what kind of video that would be in. Another masterpiece guys!

[@ratedasmr7811]

"I know what weed is, billy ray"

[@greghmn]

0:55 "Are we turtles?! Holy shit!" I just spit out my lean.

[@mjstory1976]

I don't remember the turtles being that damn savage 😂😂

[@Dervraka]

Mahk pretending to be a kid to sneak into schools again...

[@goldvvolfcashcommunity4444]

“fuck it, let’s smoke another joint with that thing.”

[@Jade-ki8un]

I hope everyone remembered to leave out their milk and kush for snoop dogg

[@longshot291981]

Willie Nelson will out smoke Snoop Dogg any day of the week

[@majik5194]

gin** and kush

[@jimbofergus]

"Wrong answer narc!"

[@RickSolid1]

I’m here BECAUSE KZbin disapproves of your video.

[@ari9638]

You cut the best line from the TMNT commercial ”I’m not a chicken, you're a turkey!”

[@alvinatorjehosephat7777]

Hahahahaha. “Always accept free weed from strangers!”

[@goonerizm]

"Joey's in a jam! What should he do?" "Get a teacher!" "Wrong answer Narc!" 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@chellechelle7614]

"Nobody trust Becky"! "Master Splinter rat ass bitch"!! 0:32 😭😭😭😭

[@WereAllThatBored]

Possibly the best yet

[@infamousmaze6870]

"I told you, I don't care about your stupid Pog collection" hit me right in the feels.

[@MadKidsAndFox]

“Pawg” phat ass white girl not pog lol

[@esukyd2328]

"Yeah thanks for bringing that strung out mongoose with you, it's definitely not going to lower my Uber rating " 😂🤣😂

[@jonamaskgun]

Good shit. You're the man. You and the Team.

[@sulejmani7692]

“hey kid you’re service dog or koala or whatever is dead” 🤣🤣🤣

[@Hopeguz3]

Happy 420! Blaze and vape it up!!!!

[@jackwolf1202]

When he said ewok on ambien I fuckin lost it

[@HappyHands.]

since you are 400k subscribers away from 1 million,, i think we deserve another POOP video

[@sonnyojeda1]

One of the best yet! Thanks guys!

[@arthurdurham]

Wish people offered me free pre rolls. That shit costs like $10 a gram at the dispensary

[@Twisted86]

0:29 omg.........that made me laugh waaaay harder then it should have.

[@gasmaskdav9155]

God I miss the 90s

[@ob1934]

If someone offers you free drugs don't take them, not because drugs are bad but because anyone offering you free drugs is probably an undercover cop

[@CountryCarReviews]

Mom’s allergic to that Ewok on ambien 😂

[@ImMaxxusm]

“Fuck it let’s smoke another joint with that thing.” Fucking died

[@churchofthespaceturtle]

Always accept free weed from strangers!

[@Smokin_Snowman]

"Does that thing not follow you in the shaowa?" Gah so many good lines to quote from this video 😂 this was the only one left that no ones said lol

[@stevejohnson1321]

1:31 Do teen stoners really have such perfect and downright pretty hair?

[@AmyVrc]

"wrong answer narc" fucking lost it

[@foxcat3177]

Are we turtles? 🤣

[@RosieSapphireMusic]

"Wrong answer, narc" That fucking killed me!!!

[@alderaanwasaninsidejob]

Yay 4/20 special

[@mtnmemes5494]

Give this guy a TV show

[@ClawBoss]

🤣🤣🤣

[@mikepagebrand]

"God damnit Donnie Darko" is probably the best line

[@IIIRorschachIII]

LMFAO! 4 : 20 4/20 is coming in a few hrs.

[@johng9095]

How tf does this not have hundreds of millions of views???

[@xXvanquisherXx]

Stay in drugs, dont do school Wait...

[@c313zk6]

"wrong answer nark" Omfg that was great

[@blank6521]

I will give you 100 bucks for some “jokes”

[@foalscompass4739]

"Those tiny little joints wouldnt get peter dinklage high" 🤣

[@jenniferwebb5954]

The janitor mooninghts as an Uber driver?? Is this real life??

[@_JayRamsey_]

He needs the extra income to make ends meet.

[@little_cheezers6791]

I like how the controller just splits in half 😂

[@habibkebob3880]

Mahk isn't allowed near a school.

[@Sabbathissaturday]

I’m just wondering how many generations of people are enjoying this. I can’t get enough of this guy.

[@isaacrobertson4374]

You know ... *_MaRiJuAnA_*