if Apple was honest…

[@r0b]

Rob Jobs Action Figure: youtooz.com/products/rob-jobs

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name 😑,,

[@lyssnicole]

rob jobssss

[@andrewvillalpando4248]

Yo Wsg Rob good to see u back on the channel

[@realfarmer21]

I film skits just like Rob. I ain’t askin for anything btw but I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me bro

[@An1hony]

yes hi

[@losingstreakgamepr]

"We are not forcing you to buy anything, we just know that you will" Rob Jobs

[@26mic5]

I make skits just like Rob. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me

[@Limi88]

@@26mic5 I watch your vids but dude you gotta stop self promoting

[@mblaqminoz]

@@Limi88 ikr hes fuckinf everywhere

[@revanvonheaven8270]

@Drift_Yt They are trough social engineering

[@kyycloudz7823]

@@Limi88 nothing wrong with self promoting it’s hard to get your name out there

[@vitorpatricio6465]

"When people realize that Apple is just as much as fashion company as a tech company, things might certain make a little bit more sense" - Thank you for that statment.

[@JV-bm4dd]

statment.

[@playground2583]

for yrs ive called apple products fashion statements

[@Scrappy-Youtube]

Still trump ur androids in performance and battery life tho

[@fellowmemer5693]

@@Scrappy-KZbin 🤓

[@1zxtv]

Fair, but as someone who recently switched to Mac from a life time of windows pc’s it’s infinitely better in most ways. Performance wise, battery life, build quality, in almost every way that mattes its better. So when a fashion company can still outdo actual companies while creating that fashionability aspect, kinda sad. Poors gonna poor.

[@keisimmons]

Absolute genius ending

[@quango2707]

kei

[@oriehi_raphael_paul]

Didn't get it...

[@InvictaRedz]

@@oriehi_raphael_paul you're too young

[@thendoronnyramashia749]

The ending was top notch 👌🏾 the connection between the dots had me laughing 😂

[@tsriketwm7274]

And thus rob was never seen again

[@BlissfulMartini]

iPods being used to "groom kids into the Apple ecosystem" sent me. 😂

[@breadstick6730]

I’ve watched these videos for years and they never fail to make my day, thanks Rob for all the content bro

[@26mic5]

I make skits just like Rob. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me

[@wharknut]

NPC

[@robertott5074]

@@wharknut Tik tok Insult

[@dean_0407]

@@26mic5 watched ur latest video,wasted 2mins of my life. Did not laugh

[@unknownqayyum]

Waiting for the iPhone 14

[@NetITGeeks]

The fact that Apple polishing cloth has a device compatibility list on their website speaks volume.

[@jag92949]

It’s for iPhones after the 4S. Androids are not compatible. Windows PCs are not compatible. Eyeglasses are not compatible. That is one weird polishing cloth.

[@YDGFX]

@@jag92949 makes it sound as if it were a virtual product *you can't see me* - john cena

[@jag92949]

@@YDGFX I guess die-hard Apple fans (who are in love with the company’s logo) and cloth collectors would buy this. I do think the Apple cloth works on any screen or lens.

[@Scrappy-Youtube]

@@jag92949 no shit it does lmao. Apple just weird. Altho it’s really good like I’m serious.

[@YDGFX]

@@jag92949 wait i don remember dis 😭😂

[@vitamin_pr0tein]

Rob: trolls apple Same Rob: uses all apple products

[@madmickey2957]

it's more of a criticism than trolling imho

[@kyber1042]

@@madmickey2957 more of satire than criticism

[@madmickey2957]

@@kyber1042 true

[@escanor7938]

Well... arn't we all... 😏

[@vitamin_pr0tein]

@@escanor7938 well I'm an android user and would love to use iPhone but in my country prices are almost double of what its being sold for in the US which makes this video much more full of pain for me if the back panel breaks

[@sinovuyobudaza7167]

"It has a richer taste" 🤣🤣🤣 "I love it when a new product hits my pocket" 😂😂😂 "We're not forcing to buy our things, we just know you will" 😂😂😂😂

[@Slopp333]

Yeah the whole bitten apple icon thing, and the 666.66$ pricing was probably intentional. We’re all a part of the system 😂. Rob Jobs be spitting truth!

[@abinalfa]

🥲

[@alfonsopayan09]

Read the jobs bio and it’s not even new 🤣 Wozniak actually commented on it

[@EikottXD]

@@alfonsopayan09 link

[@Andyzzblinkz]

It's satan

[@cesarcastanheira1774]

"It has a richer taste, for sure" I died lmao

[@mccastillo2933]

As an former apple headquarters employee I can confirm the last part is true🙏🏻

[@sumitparichha7773]

As u are not working there, can i ask ur salary which u were paid there 🌚

[@_iamCrush_]

Why former tho ?🌚 You leaked some info and got fired ?🌚🌚

[@geraldstanslaus6471]

all the parts of the video are true to be honest

[@TheBri87]

Oh god, it’s a joke man. Quit misleading impressionable minds.

[@NewJerseyNets11]

🧢 🧢 🧢

[@sinovuyobudaza7167]

I feel like Apple should pay you. And pay you very well. You're hilarious 😂

[@WifebeatsMe]

but i sold my iphone 11 for the price i brought it for but in androids ur phones prices drop🤓

[@jackagonz]

I don't know how you managed to do such a good fresh take on an ongoing series, all the jokes were perfect

[@koososman2261]

What jokes?

[@wisdomachilefu7447]

Who's waiting for "if apple was honest about the iPhone 14" 😂😂😂

[@unconsciousmarty9393]

Me 😂

[@audaciousthegreatmusic5267]

Me too

[@thesimplenoob89]

All of us

[@visixn2126]

Me

[@AlexisAdrian0621]

Yesss

[@yvnggoat4739]

I accidentally discovered Rob during his kids bop days. Best accident ever.

[@robertott5074]

Just like u

[@itsjay_0]

@@robertott5074 i choked on my meal 💀😭

[@bratih_fate3117]

I wish my parents would say that

[@tatertot2068]

@@bratih_fate3117 oh, no.

[@randomlyrandomized9333]

@@bratih_fate3117 😭😭

[@sxfavl0gss463]

This guy has escaped the matrix...

[@ReddCinema]

Love the content Rob, keep it up ❤

[@26mic5]

I make skits just like Rob. I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me

[@weswatchesyt4232]

woah ur verified

[@thelurker7]

bot

[@Limi88]

@@thelurker7 he’s not

[@thelurker7]

@@Limi88 its still annoying as normal

[@felixahorlu4529]

He just can't fail, it's so crazy we know how this video will play out but we keep wanting more. Lol, this guy got us hooked like apple 📱

[@andrewokafor9029]

"our phones are the tools of Satan" biggest conspiracy theory I've ever heard 😂

[@abinalfa]

He was spitting facts

[@dmvangel23_]

Type shi my mom be sayin bruh 😹😹

[@RhexGomez]

7:38 Price $666.66

[@rafcamora8674]

Its not a "conspiracy theory" its facts and real talk phones are a tool of satan to mislead people.....

[@86_corolla84]

Oh and just you wait, dude literally gave everyone a warning sign for whats to come

[@emmanueloluyori]

"So you're saying I gotta charge my cup before I take a sip?" 😂😂😂

[@lloyd.1s]

"We dont need to force you to buy our products, you force yourself"- Steve Jobs probably

[@emiliomanja8453]

4:50 “It’s the most effective way to groom them.” excuse me what ?

[@SarahMichelle777]

This is quickly becoming one of my favorite channels.

[@mf_nano]

As an apple I can confirm this is true

[@realfarmer21]

g I make entertaining videos as well. 100% you will laugh and if not you can come and tell me

[@zee6ixx]

@@realfarmer21 mid

[@vitamin_pr0tein]

Newton wants to know your location

[@ilikespongebob6928]

As an iPhone I can confirm also

[@ABM325]

@@realfarmer21 unoriginal

[@kithollows9642]

I love EVERY single one of these. As a apple tech they make my day. X'D

[@GTKSM952]

Fun fact: the polishing cloth costs 210 in my country according to Apple's website!

[@TheBaggis]

LMAOO where are you from?

[@lucatiu1608]

I think he is from Kiribati Islands

[@shaanganeshr5534]

@@lucatiu1608 How tf do u know?

[@Hybrid225]

It’s a joke

[@Outriley]

about 1400 in mine. our currency is getting weaker dang

[@IMOMENTOI]

I've been waiting for this for so long, luv u Rob. You never disappoint

[@adveshdarvekar7733]

Never let this series end

[@maiyahhx2318]

Honestly his conspiracy theory sounded spot on. Pretty crazy. This whole world is living in ‘black mirror’ and they don’t even know it 😪

[@aidan4222]

Noah made me do a double take at the beginning of the video ngl 😂😂😂

[@realfarmer21]

dawg I make entertaining videos as well. 100% you will laugh and if not you can come and tell me

[@Kimberlyalas5426]

I didn’t even notice that was Noah 😂until I had went back a few seconds and then I noticed that was Noah

[@aidan4222]

@@Kimberlyalas5426 umm that is what it means to do a double take…

[@Thepotatogoddess]

0:06 Fake Rob Jobs robbed Rob Job’s job

[@multifandom5942]

Didn't know rob had his own channel

[@vikingsfan3457]

you know that apple has to give you a free repair as long as the product is still operational under consumer law rights

[@vikingsfan3457]

it cant be completely broken it has to turn on btw

[@trend.-.]

@@vikingsfan3457 thanks

[@hima-iv5mc]

wrong it cant have any physical damage what so over and batteries arent covered and its only covered for a year

[@Enzo-wl9wv]

1:56 can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@jadenramsey7495]

3:54 😆 This part really got me!

[@finnito8282]

“We’re not forcing you to buy anything, we just know that you will.” Honestly kind of true

[@AWWx2]

Brilliant (as always) ! Although I didn't crack up until you mentioned the price of the first computer, but I had been chuckling and smiling all the way through. WONDERFUL delivery. (AND YES, I'd love to take you home!)

[@kaloyan9370]

pov ur looking for the iphone 14 commercial

[@immanueldelcastillo6041]

"Our phones are the tools of Satan!" - Steve Jobs probably.

[@hansenflores3959]

Wait is it actually true?

[@immanueldelcastillo6041]

@@hansenflores3959 it is.

[@robman2095]

He forgot to mention that the $80 water bottle transmits changes in water level back to the health app so tracking daily water intake. Wireless charging of the battery too. This baby should really sell 😂

[@VisionsOfArk]

7:20 this man is hurting my brain but fillin it with facts

[@nexxTL]

Nothing excites me more when a new product hits my pocket...aah market 🤣 love this series man keep them coming.

[@trevordavidjones]

This man went all the way with this one 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BattousaiSSJ4]

Who else waiting for his vid on the iPhone 14 after its release 🤣

[@shraddhasharma8627]

The way you built up that third eye theory in the end,I was dead💀💀 (that reminded me of the way us directioners clown🤡)

[@imgowrinair]

Hi fellow clown 🤡

[@DarooValo]

5:38 i'm being so deadass that's so true

[@renee3375]

Thanks for watching 🤗 Send a direct message right away, I have a suprise for you🔝🔝🔝🔝

[@minckymato7675]

It‘s always funny how we hate the new releases of Apple yet we find ourselves buying the new water bottle

[@ngmusicsearch]

"You" not "We"

[@stingff9564]

Speak for yourself

[@kazikhalid6197]

That water bottle is not technically an apple product. It’s a 3rd party product Apple just happens to sell it on their store and website .

[@youtubehandle0]

no we don't! maybe you

[@lraoasisbottle3052]

"You".

[@pocketsizemal8231]

I love how he burns Apple but gets all stuff at the same time

[@rubbin1101]

Moms Everywhere: Finally these KZbinrs are being useful 7:41

[@agcuber3146]

let's be honest that ending opened up our minds

[@jazzshrew4433]

an upload from rob is such a blessing

[@albertoiuliano4920]

It's not Rob that takes inspiration from Apple, it's Apple that takes inspiration from Rob's videos

[@420maniaYt]

This man went from kids bop to making comedy gold 🤣

[@demonoiac2975]

We don't talk about Kids Bop. That's supposed to be buried in history. 💀 But, yeah. Rob's comedy is platinum, not just gold. 🤣

[@wetsand9344]

Not me actually getting an apple ad

[@carstenb23]

4:43 apple actually just recently discontinued the iPod Anyway, Funny video rob

[@vicyy1201]

The conclusion… your genius it’s almost frightening

[@Itamar_Palgi]

4:01 when you think about that, if you consider apple as a fashion company as well, it does actually makes more sense that they're selling accessories for ridiculous prices

[@spaniardparaever]

Every time….. I crack the hell up. Thank you 🎉😂

[@renee3375]

Thanks for watching 🤗 Send a direct message right away, I have a suprise for you.🔝🔝🔝🔝

[@gabrieldperales]

Rob’s eating good tonight after this vid 😂

[@sya8109]

We need Rob Jobs to do his thing again

[@joyroy366]

lets be honest, he is the most honest youtuber

[@atharvakamble3283]

Dude, the part after 6:00 was insane your imagination (or even the truth) is insane LOVE YOUR VIDEOS

[@svvrz]

5:05 scares me fr

[@Arylist]

After 3 years this legend still sh*tposts apple

[@amunityclips]

"It's like the happy meal for the tech industry" is he wrong though?! 😂

[@LambdaMiscellaneous]

Yep! Extremely. The iPod is for people who want to carry around a light, small music player.

[@FernandoMiranda123]

6:42 this man just questioned everything on humanity. bro this dude is actually gonna get sponsored by Apple 💀.

[@shaunclarke04]

"dont crease it, thatll void the warrenty" haha it funny because it comes folded in half out of the box

[@antilikka]

He’s getting so good at these that I can’t tell which products he talks about are real and which are spoofs

[@etl6967]

6:41 This wasn't in the script lmao

[@LSambo02]

The writing. iCONIC

[@zoilinecalso2583]

“It’s like a happy meal for the tech industry.” 😂

[@oeao2841]

You guys should play these videos at a best buy so everyone can here it 😂...play them at an apple store

[@Kslv_nov]

1:30 so expensive yet so the same

[@MorgannnG]

as someone who worked for Apple, I love these videos lol

[@lucaspires7901]

"basically you paid yourself into thinking your owning something lmao 😂😂😂

[@FormerlyYBMT]

As someone who owns an iPhone 13 Pro, iPad Pro, Air Pods Pro, Apple Watch and MacBook Pro, these vids are brutally honest. I love it 😂

[@raspberry1664]

that ending actually had me thinking 😭

[@SenkuTheScience]

Can’t wait to see him make a video on the iphone 14 now

[@samuelastrom8603]

We missed you rob 💪 keep posting bro

[@bogib8113]

the water bottle is sold out. i cannot believe it people payed over 60 bucks for a water bottle that just tells you when to drink instead of idk drinking when you're thirsty.

[@lucy-fs5pw]

*time **7:08* we are finally connecting the dots😂😂

[@AryanKumar-jo1pz]

2:39 🤣🤣🤣

[@cyberpxl]

rob: why are we still selling the iPod? apple: we aren't

[@Dsquared9]

That BRUH at 2:18 😂😂😂

[@fashionablyunstablee]

Back at it with rob jobs 🙏

[@realfarmer21]

I film skits just like Rob. I ain’t askin for anything btw but I bet 100% it’ll make you laugh. If not u can come to tell me g

[@thebigbrain99]

@@realfarmer21 Let people find you. I know you will make it that way instead of soliciting on another person's videos

[@soul.astray]

no cause when he said “iphone 14… NFT” i cried

[@sketch.808z]

4:22 fact‼️‼️‼️🤦🏾‍♂️

[@SumitSharma-fd5yf]

Absolutely awesome the way you take pause think and make it funny. Perfect timing👍😃

[@genuine1941]

Love the details of the video man… when u gave the action of cut the ad started playing lmao

[@ibnishakhafiz]

I lowkey felt sad I thought the Rob Jobs character changed. 🤣

[@avabavasava]

who is so happy about the "airpod pros 2 also nevermind what bruh"

[@stickxddx]

3:40 apple explained

[@msnoteyirmi3331]

Hi Rob, once again, tech world needs your opinion. We really need your "honest" review of the Apple right now as they're mocking and faking you! Cheers from Gabon

[@juniormadiwana6572]

“ we understand that no company charges much as us on accessories”😞😓

[@Veryy_Victoriaa]

That end conspiracy rant took me out

[@purplesongs]

I'll be expecting iPhone 14 commerical from you soon

[@ricardovera116]

Arguably the funniest video you’ve made. The ending especially and yet…I also couldn’t see myself using an Android 😂😂😂

[@spoiledmilkmine]

"speaking of suck, we now sell water bottles" idk why that made me laugh 😭

[@dmvangel23_]

Ayo last part got me thinking bruh wdf 😭😹😹

[@spectre3805]

0:31 imagine having a social life. I work 100 hours a week so I can buy every version of every apple product that comes out and I’m still thousands of dollars in debt

[@zyqe2016]

Alright

[@wr8thbeatz322]

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