If Atheists Ruled the World

All text taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums.
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[@Khast_exe]

I know it's satire but the fact that many Christians I debate have actually claimed these things is still astounding to me

[@unusedaccount8094]

How? I believe because there’s literally no reason not to. Every so often I say a prayer asking for forgiveness. After that I can do whatever. Within reason of course. ( I.E. No mass genocide )

[@imdeadserious6102]

Tactical Doge its a waste of time and distracting from real life. That's why. Edit: if people are happy believing then i don't give a damn if they do what they want. But when they bring it into a debate they deserve their ass to be ripped apart. God has no part in logic and science and that's that.

[@imdeadserious6102]

xaviu5 yes. Very correct. Until they act like there's things that prove people should be religious. I dont care if people believe. But acting like its fact and trying to tell other people as such shows a severe lack of logical skills which is arguably a sign of lower intelligence to some. I'm not saying they're dumb, but certainly lack critical thinking skills if they think there's real evidence for it.

[@cazek445]

Maniacal Ghoul Then you're just meeting the wrong Christians.

[@corneliusboof9263]

xaviu5 the most insulting thing you just said, is misspelling “atheists”

[@ijustchokedonamarble]

The thing is...these guys are atheists, but these are real things people HAVE said.

[@dulce9964]

Only some people, by what I mean that only little

[@TWWH2015]

It's sad that people believe this is what all Christians are like

[@stervenityvirgo1911]

Abdhi Rahman Sallah Mohammed it's sad because alot of them are like this lol good majority actually

[@ateoforever7434]

Olivia Stilley Oh !...now, they are atheists....that's creatards behaviour....

[@stervenityvirgo1911]

Ateo forever it was said off of a Christian website the atheists are actors bro lol

[@kristinaplays2924]

People who say a country wouldn't do well without God have never been to Sweden. Or Finland. Or Norway.

[@beneaththesurface5327]

of course and they had gods every culture on planet earth had a god no exception

[@Saicopaz]

Yeah, they are getting god judgement through immigrants.

[@kristinaplays2924]

I'd rather have those people come here and not having being blown to bits in their homeland

[@Somone_final_final_v2]

Jorge nitales I can't tell if joking or not haha.

[@kristinaplays2924]

He's probably not

[@dr.pepper9222]

The deoxyribonucleic acid statement was hilarious

[@ntsempty1209]

I wanted to kill myself when I heard that

[@celiajeridini9986]

The dumbest thing I have heard

[@fatalgravity]

That definitely made me laugh but then it made me sad that people actually think shit like that.

[@troywinters8208]

It’s satire

[@eila2635]

This kinda stuff is my shit. Ive straight up heard like half of those arguments from christians just in passing conversation.

[@5raptorboy1]

DID HE JUST FUCKING SAY THAT DNA ISN'T REAL?

[@tiagogollo.1894]

+5raptorboy1 Kkkk desoxyribonucleic acid, would desolve everything... kkkkk That is a joke to anyone past basic school and just a little bit honest about the world that surrounds one.

[@Spencinator_]

+Tiago Goll O. kkk?

[@tiagogollo.1894]

+Spencer Launey ?

[@Spencinator_]

Tiago Goll O. why did you keep saying "kkkkk"?

[@tiagogollo.1894]

+Spencer Launey I don't know, kkkkk.

[@Exile97]

I Hope you guys know these guys are athiest, their just using sattire

[@tommysalami8314]

oh

[@Chosen1_of.the.NONexistent_God]

Yes, but the comments where real, this is mind boggling how can they be so ignorant.

[@witchsabbath13]

+Chosen 1 of the nonexistent God it's a joke man. A giant joke.

[@porkfrog2785]

I didn't know they were atheists, I just thought they were homosexuals

[@Gericho49]

A strong clue indicating that a dissenter is arguing from an untenable position is when insults and profane language is substituted for a coherent response. This is particular obvious when his opponent's character, rather than the content of an argument is challenged. As Bertrand Russell pointed out “ad hominem is the last ditch defence of the losing side.” Then again what would he say about the bitter, angry lost souls whose profanities litter YT religious forums like this? Clearly, atheism has vested interest in rejecting God. The abundant use of emotional diatribes and sheer lack of argumentation prove the issue is not intellectual, nor science related, but MORAL:

[@la-zh4231]

So....this has been up for 7 years and people STILL don't know it's a joke and they were making fun of what they read on a Christian Website? Nice catching up Einsteins. BTW, Stliptivity, if you're still reading comments, funny stuff!

[@sliptivity]

+Lori zh Every now and then ;)

[@la-zh4231]

sliptivity Thanks for the reply, this made me laugh by the way, so thanks for that too :)

[@MerikOTL]

thanks for clearing that up. I freaked out for a minute

[@RockStarAz2009]

+1 !

[@rock0795]

+Lori zh Atheists are generally dumbfucks that cant see past sarcasm.They will gladly shit on Christianity any chance they get.

[@natp8387]

Dug this up in 2018. If you guys decided to recreate this almost a decade later, you would be finding the EXACT same lines. How sad is that?

[@shanzydacunt8953]

very unfortunate

[@cheydr9727]

Funny, some christian's said many things you hear in this video yesterday.

[@asdasd-be5ww]

Atheists are basically not any better than a hundred years ago either. Your tribe is just as shit as the other one. If not worse considering these are fringe arguments, while atheists seems to be getting more and more radical.

[@shanehull6235]

It’s been going for thousands of years and we still keep taking huge backwards steps into religion and faith (Faith) belief in something without sufficient evidence. The earth is flat god is real the world is only 6k years old people are immortal theory’s and evidence against what I say is made up miracles and fairies exist my faith in humanity however no longer dose 😂 jk I’m getting there though

[@shanehull6235]

asd asd atheists are not a group of people that share a belief like religious people why is that so hard to understand if I could help any religious person I think the best way is to provide them with a dictionary so they eventually understand the words they criticise through no other means than misuse

[@John-nk9tj]

If god created us from dust.. then how come we are not born dust?

[@FoshuV]

If we evolved from dust HOW IS THERE STILL DUST IN THE WORLD!?

[@superskiier50]

Foshu Fosuki if the US came from England, how is there still an England?

[@John-nk9tj]

evolution is a fact

[@superskiier50]

John B damn right.

[@superskiier50]

Heyward Shepherd actually, we can observe the big bang through experiments, and we have seen evolution take place in labs

[@m.b.0310]

READ THE DESCRIPTION BOX

[@charles7623]

Pfh. Education

[@borismarkoreljic1175]

Thanks

[@ssenseaddict]

WATCH THE FUCKIN VIDEO

[@ProdbyJason]

Ma Eve oh shit this is real

[@seignee]

LolrpmBeats I knew this wasn't serious and the description and text at the end just makes it 999999999% more hilarious

[@JohnSmith-qy2fh]

"I can sum it up in 3 words: Evolution is a lie!" This has to be a fucking joke

[@JohnSmith-qy2fh]

Ok this is a joke, has to be

[@JohnSmith-qy2fh]

Read the description and it explains the stupidity

[@JohnSmith-qy2fh]

Well you just responded so apparently not

[@Tizontheska]

+John Smith They are acting out a article.

[@unknownsoldierx637]

+John Smith We don't math much, do we John? And, there's no such thing as an evolutionist, just those who understand evolution and those who don't.

[@SixHundredAndSixtySix]

Showed my Christian friend this. He was just grinning at me saying, "I know, right? This is so true." I just shook my head, closed my laptop, and walked away. We are not friends anymore.

[@acidandnitro]

so u disregarded him and walked away? what does that make u then?

[@Grizzly01]

It makes them a sensible human, who's had enough of tolerating religitards.

[@d1g1taljester72]

Master Pole, just the bigots

[@d1g1taljester72]

Austin B, a reasonable person. I would not want to hangout with someone that would believe the crap that those people are saying in this video.

[@coena9377]

Kinda seems like you set a trap.

[@jimmydeen1146]

Interviewer: Sir, do you believe in god? Person: Yes Interviewer: Do you believe in unicorns? Person: No Interviewer: And why is that? Person: Because I’ve never seen a unicorn. This video was pretty funny.

[@HypermarketCommodity]

Artem Novikov i can smell youre assburger

[@azuregriffin1116]

Wavium straight savage. Also, nice profile pic!

[@malikkarlsen8586]

A real unicorn is a one horned rhinoceros

[@godbearxd]

Jimmy Deen Person: But why do you care what I believe?

[@CelestialDraconis]

Artem Novikov Would you like some fries with that salt?

[@sub1469]

If you would literally kill people if you had no god then by all means STAY WITH A GOD and consult with a psychologist.

[@GloomEmbraced]

***** Don't feel too bad about your "blunder". These are actors quoting what Christians have actually said and written. It would be helpful if the specific sources were quoted tho'.

[@lightbeing8174]

Jonh Swanson any one who is losing faith in God just become an exorcist go in to the field of exorcism and possession not many take that path but I admire the one's who do you are close to my heart my favorite people

[@nucleus691]

This whole "im only good cuz religion and morals" thing is retarded as fuck. Dont be a good person for your own selfish reasons like going to heaven (which doesnt exist, f$ck off) be a good person because you actually want to be a decent person.

[@lightbeing8174]

Nucleaus what if you get possessed

[@nucleus691]

Moth Man i dont think that happens. Everytime something supernatural happens it was recorded with a potato-500.

[@flair541]

This is a parody, right?

[@CookieDynamics]

The people in the video are actors, but they are saying things Christians actually said in forums. So the content is real, but the video itself is a parody.

[@flair541]

Pandoras Apple How are people this dumb?

[@CookieDynamics]

Brainwashing someone since they are little kids can really blurry one's perception of the world. It's sad...but it's often the case for many religious people. It isn't that they are dumb, they are just conditioned into a doctrine that threats them with eternal torment if they dare question it...

[@flair541]

Pandoras Apple damn...

[@pbrower2a1]

***** It's what some fundamentalist Christians really believe. Believe it or burn. Atheists would never shield their children from destructive, amoral behavior. Some people don't realize the stupidity of what they put on the web. Eventually you catch them in great hypocrisy or contradiction.

[@bex--]

Wow, I was baffled by all the stawman arguments, but the real treasure of this video is the acting. I thought they were the one's holding that belief. Not reading a forum post.

[@TheVeritableQuandary]

It pays to read the Description box

[@anteconfig5391]

+bex Yea. In my opinion that's what makes this video so good. I love their acting. It reminds me of all the times christians would argue with me. You could really feel the passion emanating off their ignorant statements.

[@bex--]

Idk why I got a notification for this now, but to address the first two: Did you only read half of my comment?

[@TheVeritableQuandary]

bex Ok. You got me. BUT, try to keep up with the ever changing aspects of YT. Now you get notified of more shit than ever.

[@FatNormanCoathanger]

bex . ....have you ever wondered why ? Could it be you've been "trained" to HEAR rather than actually LISTEN. Your admitted "shock" at the realisation is a potential gateway to a broader awareness of the media in general. P S I hope your progress in self-awareness leads you to further insights . Best of luck.

[@MrJenssen]

The dude with the cap, explaining the world of atheism, haha that's fucking pure gold. I'm not even sure how he manages to keep a straight face, the camera men must be laughing their asses off. Guy should be a proper actor.

[@SoulFlavor18]

I would deadass watch a movie of his

[@rahim.z8837]

If Atheists Ruled the World. that day 18+ things will is simple.People will kill each other because this will be simple. İmmoral women will be everywhere.I think atheist rules will be but that day is doomsday.The end of the page...

[@Predated2]

Its hard to tell if things are sarcasm or honest opinions sometimes on the internet.

[@rianmacdonald9454]

yeah I think this is one of those rare videos that should of been like 30mins log. Their 5-10min video - followed by the 20mins of out takes and bloopers.

[@lukasribin4168]

Isn’t he is own camera man?

[@douglaslawrie3449]

the black robes thing XD. anyone remember the KK- shhhh what? you know the old christian group that- SHHHHH but isn- SHUT UP. LOGIC HURTS MY HEAD.

[@tomyost7763]

+Douglas Lawrie Right? Because atheists apparently only hate Christians, and want them to die. But you know, who cares about the KKK, its not like they killed people for other beliefs, or anything like that.

[@shintopriestesskikyou5674]

+It's Him i dont think you even know what an atheist is if you use that logic.

[@tomyost7763]

Island Sky I was being sarcastic

[@CameraMusicGuy]

+Douglas Lawrie lmaaaooo

[@CameraMusicGuy]

+Douglas Lawrie lmaaaooo

[@otto.x5328]

Unless God descends from the sky and shows Himself we atheists will never believe He's real.

[@kurikurimix49]

*she

[@eeeaten]

***** *shim

[@kurikurimix49]

lolwut

[@hansolbling8141]

FeedMoreNoobs But... if he comes down... don't we all die?

[@yakumo961]

A Genie That will never grant your wishes If he cums down, then yes. There will be a gigantic flood and we all die.

[@Nabium]

this comment section be like "this is fake!!!!" then five people will explain how they didn't pay attention, and it was an act based on entries on a christian forum. then after those five explanation, someone comes in and says "yeah I know totally fake! it's like they're acting!"

[@1harderthanyouthink]

I was done at: "I can sum it up in three words: evolution is a lie!"

[@Master91474]

I just found it funny that he couldn't even count :)

[@fallllenangel]

exactly what i was thinking :D :D

[@ElfHostage]

i've seen this video 3 or 4 times and it wasn't until i read this i saw it wasn't 3 words.... i need to finish school

[@tt30guy]

All text taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums.

[@Tombee2]

unless you don't count a as word so then it would be 3 words perspective

[@Revz8bit]

if we came from our parents then why are there still parents?

[@dylanstump7389]

your the idiot here for thinking he was serious

[@arkaros0]

He just described my atheist family, That's exactly what happens.

[@JokuRandomPoju]

Mike Roy oh, sorry.

[@sakkeverewake]

Anton Holmberg I just lolled so hard, thanks mate :D

[@AverageAlien]

"Mice DNA is more similar to humans, than human DNA. Now read it aloud, but slowly.

[@Omdullla]

If god isn't real - who keeps the australians from falling off the eart? Christians: 1 Atheists: 0

[@Cloud_Seeker]

You can almost say checkmate.

[@teddyhanley4287]

If we are all Gods children why was Jesus so special?

[@Cloud_Seeker]

Teddy Hanley If I know my Christian answers its because he really isn't his son, but God himself born as his own child. Just think about that for a second..... does it sound stupid? It sounds like that to me at least.

[@teddyhanley4287]

Yes that sounds stupid

[@acesteal3564]

Gravity lmao! You've gotta be a troll! There is no way somebody is that dumb! Wait… religious people are that dumb… lol

[@charmaps5]

Is this why the internet invented facepalms?

[@charmaps5]

Sorry Is this the reason why the people who frequently go on the internet invented the facepalm?

[@shintopriestesskikyou5674]

Yes

[@charmaps5]

+Web -Trawler And? I already knew that it's kinda obvious

[@charmaps5]

Web -Trawler same here dude. just checking

[@goosefishh]

+Artie Moss these are real. They are taken from a Christian website I think

[@moipnj3317]

is it a compilation of the worst christian arguments? It seems so fake...

[@fatsuschungus744]

Moi pnj thats cus it is, obviously its a joke

[@curvingfyre6810]

well... yeah and nah. the actors are just that: actors, but the script was all taken word for word from real text on fundamentalist sites.

[@seamoose9948]

It is fake

[@damianbrisendine5154]

did anyone care to read the end? it explained it. and those are the dumbest and most ridiculous things i have ever heard. In my opinion, and i would hope most peoples opinion, this world would be a much better place if everyone lived by the rules of logic and common sense instead of a ski fairy that plays puppet with the world. I like how the one described the kkk which is derived from a religious background..... just saying that atheism isn't based on a colt or an organized gathering, science is proven individually across the globe... that's why its way the hell more reliable than any god.

[@anteconfig5391]

+Moi pnj It seems fake, but I swear I've heard some these arguments in real life.

[@Beef_Slayer]

The guy in the beanie though, so ironic the fact he said atheist will wear the hoods and burn the christian when in the past. That's what exactly happened to the atheist.

[@Droste-Frosty]

G it's good to see smarter people in the comments

[@Droste-Frosty]

G a few places still do that

[@troywinters8208]

It’s also what the luciferian Freemasons do today to children

[@theholypotato3762]

If God isn't real, why is there potato? Obviously a hooman didn't invention potato. Must be Jesus. Check me atheist

[@theholypotato3762]

***** just trying to help and make feel emotion so feel god and you dont evil.

[@theholypotato3762]

***** I not evil for so you should be not aswell because jesus loves and you is he loves.

[@theholypotato3762]

***** hope really do i make you understand :3

[@theholypotato3762]

***** maybe have google work not for but I do!

[@theholypotato3762]

***** Oh lol I thought you knew I was trolling! Haha one point for sam here! I have no life lol!

[@Somone_final_final_v2]

You guys realise this is satire, mocking fundamentalists right?

[@FunFantasticFacts]

It just proves you are dumb

[@Seargent363]

Not exactly. These are REAL quotes, but they are only acting it out in the manner of fundamentalists.

[@AApyrofreak]

Its word by word quotes from real christians.. The people in the video are actors though..

[@Somone_final_final_v2]

I would call that mocking via mimicry tbh.

[@alfredpardoe3795]

its hilarious

[@Yvlgmir]

impressive. they read all that crap without cracking a smile or laughing. The first one is chillingly good. reminded me of a sociopath. but this is funny as hell, seriously

[@davelister2005]

I want to give you all credit. 15 years and you still update your website every day. That's amazing. I am on your side here.

[@spaveevo]

This is funny but there are religious people that think like this.

[@CreeperKeeper702]

Guys this is all wrong we all know that I the Flying Spaghetti Monster created all the spices in my noodely greatness

[@redhaze0329]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster, hail to The Flying Spaghetti Monster

[@jeff-rg3px]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster and dr. p created the flying spaghetti monster Like if you get it

[@justsomeguy2825]

Guys, everyone knows cthulu is our almighty lord and savior.

[@CreeperKeeper702]

Michael Lamb oh shit you rite

[@Nobody-qk4xu]

Ramen

[@SYMBIOTEDINOSAUR]

I am a satanist and even I have never tied someone to a wooden x and burned them.

[@andrewcarpenter3857]

its satire

[@RyGuy147]

They're actual post from fundamentalist Christians on a forum.

[@andrewcarpenter3857]

oh well shit then

[@nobody6497]

but if you sure that there will be no punishments of your governments on doing it , you will not mind mabey on doing it because you do not have fear from the creator

[@carlosobispo5045]

The Wolf Among Sheep im a satanist aswell and i think we help our spieces way more then religous bigots

[@thomaswohl7375]

Don’t believe the scientists, who are actual people with evidence, believe an old book.

[@iwillpunchyouruglyass]

Ludwig Grundberg i was about to point that out.

[@baldur7470]

Ludwig Grundberg Of course you just made up that number, like every atheists ever makes up new evidence against religion.

[@iwillpunchyouruglyass]

Lost Its true though.

[@lizziechoyce2019]

So true. If christians are so positive that 'God' exists then why don't they stop relying on that shitty old fart of a book and use todays technology to find out and gain proof... Oh wait... God doesn't need proof! They just can't stop making exuses to not find any evidence as if they know deep down they would find God not to be real. I mean im 15 and I can tell you this.

[@iWh15tl3]

The Bible is not just a book like you blatantly express it to be...the Bible is the word of the Living God. The reason you say such thing is because you deny God and do not read it yourself.

[@TheRubyRose]

Satire at its best.

[@Ornakeye]

This....

[@MrHyroko]

Ruby Rose the funniest thing..... is at the end it states that all of it is actual typed conversation on fundamentalist forums.

[@NyQuilDonut]

+Ruby “Schnee” Rose This isn't satire. It says at the end that the things they say in the video are copied word for word from fundamentalist forums.

[@bohrium8109]

Rwby v3

[@xceptamanbbornagainnokingd5836]

+Ruby “Schnee” Rose guys wear skirts. that's satire at its best

[@tjfjt]

"I'm gonna sum up evolution for you in 3 words, it is a lie" umm that's four words buddy, thank you for compiling these quotes, they had me laughing throughout half of it.

[@TE4MTIGER]

its acting, but they are quotes from real christians

[@tjfjt]

TE4MTIGER I understand this but thanks for clarifying anyway bro

[@ingridstormborn8623]

He didn't say it...

[@ingridstormborn8623]

But he still used four words because he included evolution after he said he would sum it up in three words

[@tjfjt]

tom kwon I know, I was quoting the video

[@thatisatastyburger7770]

If atheists ruled the world, does that mean weed can be legalized faster? Hey, just checking up on the priorities.

[@HelloThere-ln2cb]

Considering tobacco is technically worse, they'd either make both weed and tobacco illegal or legalise them both.

[@THEZMANIKAN]

+thatisatastyburger hahahaha best comment so far

[@Jackboy019]

+thatisatastyburger If you think about it, legalizing medical drugs would render criminal drug trade a lot more inert. You're probably safer getting drugs from a professional doctor than some drug dealer on the street, since professionals would care more about keeping their job reputation, so you give them good credit and they'll treat you well unlike criminal street dealers who'll probably give you more dangerous cheap produced drugs for more $.

[@superchili9057]

thatisatastyburger I'm an atheist. Smoking our lungs is bad a result in the future. painful cancer. stay out of chemical combustion. If you don't agree with these it's fine

[@brianmchugh7679]

Vote Atheist.

[@dabunnyrabbit2620]

"I really don't care how god did, what he did. I just know he did it" I love that.

[@j0hncon5tantine]

I care.................. GOD IS REAL AND CAN BE PROVEN IN A COURT OF LAW!!! The biologically immortal organisms that lack senescence are already extremely great proof for God and his design but if you want more..... The 3 main forms of evidence that would be acceptable and legitimate in a court of law for the existence of God would be..... "Life after Death experience studies where people witness a creator God- " iands.org/resources/education/recommended-reading.html " " time.com/68381/life-beyond-death-the-science-of-the-afterlife-2/ ", .......... Multiple Studies on the effectiveness of prayer from multiple religions involving a creator God like in the book "The Divine Matrix by Gregg Braden" " www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_2_13?url=search-alias %3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=divine +matrix+gregg+braden&sprefix=divine+matrix%2Cstripbooks %2C195&crid=3BXKVNJABO9OK " along with other such studies proving a positive co-relation, ...... Positive co- relation to prayer in a peer reviewed study.......... jamanetwork.com/journals/jamainternalmedicine/fullarticle/485161 ............ and scientific facts mentioned in the Bible before their human discovery by a divine influence, www.eternal-productions.org/101science.html ....... For example….. 1. The singing stars. Job 38:7 declares the morning stars sang together and all the sons of God shouted for joy. It sounds like a bit of Bible poetry but not much more. After all, stars shine, not sing, right? Well, it turns out scientists have been able to convert patterns from start light into audio wavelengths, according to Discovery News. The “amount of hiss” in the audio reportedly allows scientists to measure the surface gravity on a star and gauge where it is in its stellar evolution. 2. Weight of the winds. In Job 28:25, we are told that God weighed out the wind. This one may be no more self-evident to us than it was to an ancient Israelite reader of this text. But, we know from modern science that air, since it does have mass, weighs something. You might be surprised to know how much though: an estimated one ton of air is weighing down on shoulders, according to this science site (which explains that we don’t feel it because the air is exerting its force in all directions). This is pretty basic stuff for modern scientists, but it’s quite a credit to the inerrancy of Scripture that the author of Job got it right so long ago (approximately in the second millennium BC). 3. A massive fountain of water deep beneath the Earth!!! Genesis 7:11 "In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened." www.thesun.co.uk/news/2242110/scientists-discovered-water-from- biblical-great-flood-in-worlds-deepest-hole/ www.express.co.uk/news/weird/733026/Russia-science-Kola-borehole- Noah-floodwater-Bible-Genesis-theory-of-12 creation.com/oceans-of-water-deep-inside-the-earth "Scientists dig the world’s deepest hole - and find ‘water from NOAH’S FLOOD’ at the bottom The revelation also reportedly "disproves the myth" that the earth is made up of dry rocky layers" All these would stand the scrutiny of a judge and jury for the case of a creator Gods existence and the legitimacy of the Christian Faith!!! But I am feeling generous so I will give you two more great forms of evidence, how about this book where a forensic officer who is atheist studies and researches the Bible to see if it proves a historical Jesus and if he was murdered wrongfully? Cold-Case Christianity: A Homicide Detective Investigates the Claims of the Gospels www.amazon.com/Cold-Case-Christianity-Homicide-Detective- Investigates/dp/1434704696, afterward he became Christian!!! Also, why don't you just pray to God yourself and ask him if he is real? What more can I say??? Then you would have personal evidence and proof of Gods interaction yourself..... I mean, there is actually way way way more evidence for God than this but it either would go over your head or you would not understand it properly and you would question it, but this is really solid evidence and proof I have given you up above that would hold up in a court of law........... if you decide to RUN from it, at least admit to yourself that is what you are doing........ Do you believe your life, body, family and the ground you walk on are all a gift or something else? If you believe they are all something else then what do you think they all are then?

[@harryrandle-marsh4363]

This is incredibly brilliant, How on earth did they keep a straight face.

[@nicogonzalez6108]

Are these trolls? Please let them be trolls

[@nicogonzalez6108]

Oh forget it I just went to their webpage

[@Amuris86]

They are trolling, still they have a lot to learn about everything. Cringe worthy shit from know-it-all kids..

[@HahaThatWasFunny11]

Message to all: These are actors re-enacting some comments they found on a website.

[@SuburbanoidMisfit111]

Aw come now, don't ruin the fun! :)

[@brazilianhumanbean559]

I know this is satire but it scares me that there are actually people who think like this

[@patalootion]

I'm a christian, and I know I should be mad at this, but its so unrealistic its fucking hilarious.

[@velociraptor938]

patalootion While I am happy that you can see the irrationality in the structure and content of the dialog you may have missed that all of the text was taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums. While it most certainly is " fucking hilarious" it is in no was "unrealistic". These are arguments that those of us who chose to immerse ourselves in the fundamentalist sub-culture see quite often...

[@patalootion]

Its seems more like a generalization of all Christians, more than a display of fundamentalist views. While, yes it does show these people taking the words of the bible quite literally, it does not specifically say that they are fundamentalists. And I only meant toward certain parts, such as the acid comment, anyone with a 3rd grade education, understands that DNA, and RNA, will not melt your body.

[@velociraptor938]

patalootion Once again, I am happy that you can see the errors in the arguments caricatured in the video. My only point was to say that these arguments are very realistic. As to not specifying that they were fundamentalist arguments I would point you to the description where it says "All text taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums." You see I think we mostly agree that these are ridiculous arguments, but those arguments (and other irrational or unconvincing arguments) are all the skeptical ever get from deists. I recognize that there are different views on the bible and religion in general- some more rational than others. But in the end believing in a magical being that exists outside of the physical world but cares who you have sex with is something I would say is irrational. In fact, believing in magical beings in general is pretty irrational. I am not trying to antagonize you but (to me at least) it seems a little trite to say "These views on god are uninformed and ignorant of science, but mine are adequate and supported". Yes, some things like the acid comment show a lack of understanding of the principals in question, but what are the arguments or evidence that convinced you of your beliefs?

[@patalootion]

wow, uh, not gonna read all that.

[@patalootion]

you think it I didn't read it because it refutes me? lol We weren't even having an argument, that is if you bothered to read the comments, He was just educating me about something he thought I didn't know. And I was too tired to learn. And you obviously didn't even try to think here, because I had made it clear that I am not a fundamentalist, and I can't be a generalization, because it isn't an insult, as you used it, it is a concept.

[@legendofthecommentsection6513]

How does the guy in the hat keep such a straight face when reciting his lines? 😂😂😂

[@jackorton8910]

"i can sum it up in three words, Evolution is a lie" uummmm that is four words sir

[@julianadams4399]

HOLY SHIT I WATCHED THIS IN 2012 AND HAVE BEEN LOOKING TO FIND IT AGAIN EVER SINCE THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@AlexTeano]

i have very mixed feelings about this

[@julianadams4399]

Alex T Why? What mixed feeling art thou having?

[@AlexTeano]

***** In school, we learn about the theory of evolution and the big bang theory. But, they also tell us that science and religion are closely related

[@jackorton8910]

lol YW! :333

[@MerlijnSurtel]

Category *Education*

[@wmiller2811]

Education on what nutters believe. Know thy enemy.

[@heilpepe4102]

ImThatGuy you are that guy

[@Blackestfang]

Comments like these are why there should be more atheists or more common sense.

[@garymalarkey4626]

Duh, everyone knows the black robe is for Taco Tuesday. The _red_ robe is for burning Christians.

[@jona5820]

Oh, I was almost fooled there.

[@TSFCaesar]

i secound that!

[@SleepingGroke]

In other words, they claim morality came from a higher power... Correct me if I am wrong, but doesnt morality evolve in time with people to basically tell us what is beneficial for us as a croup? I mean, if we look back just about a hundred years, some things that are now bad were not considered problematic about a hundred years ago. Gods are basically something people came up with to explain the world, and after we managed to understand it with science, we started to get even more curious on how the universe works.

[@cazek445]

Sleeping Groke no it doesn't evolve with time... It evolves with revolutions, changes etc. And the reason why we don't worship everything what god says is because of the protestant church. Church, hear that good?, church.

[@SleepingGroke]

Class The Communist Not sure about you, but I don't worship any type of gods. That goes double for monoteistic religions. Instead, I believe in spirits of nature.

[@cazek445]

Sleeping Groke worshipping the spirits of nature is what satanists do.

[@uhlan30]

*worshipping the spirits of nature is what satanists do.* So?

[@Kyo-uz1zi]

Class The Communist nigga.....that's time....*facepalm*

[@Kleo3392]

"I often debate evolutionists because I believe that they narrow-mindingly believe evolution is real without questioning it, I don't care how god did what he did, I know he did it" I think this was a parody to make fun of Christians, I mean who would be so stupid and hypocritical to say that we believe in something narrow mindingly without questioning it, and then doing it right after saying it.

[@LYLEWOLD]

yep

[@ethanbrandon195]

These are quotes from Christians on websites. They parody themselves.

[@BHFJohnny]

I think there are actually plenty of people like that

[@Nivexity]

Not a parody at all if the information comes word for word from fundamentalist sites.

[@christiana6219]

Please tell me that this is a joke.

[@kaiza6467]

They're quoting Christian comments from forums. :T

[@omnipotent1214]

+Christian Aldama Once again these useless orang-utans prove that neanderthals are far from extinct.

[@troyroebuck36]

+Christian Aldama It absolutely is a joke. One of them mentions Deoxyribonucleic acid, saying how scientists purposely use big words to trip up christians (which is a clear stab at christians right there, essentially saying you don't need to dumb things down for atheists but christians need special help to understand), and then how acid dissolves things and if we had that in our bodies we'd be dead. Well, Deoxyribonucleic acid is DNA. www.wikiwand.com/en/DNA It's like saying "Oh my god, I just found out we've got dihydrogen monoxide in our water!" and freaking people out just like a fairly notorious hoax ( www.wikiwand.com/en/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax ) or buying a bottle with a warning label that says it contains dihydrogen monoxide. Whenever it's the chemical name for water.

[@omnipotent1214]

ko3829 not so quick, young padawan! :(

[@goosefishh]

These are real comments taken from a Christian website.

[@BobBob-rt4mh]

Deoxiribonucleicacid is DNA There is scientific readership proving evolution And I realized It was a joke wasn't it.

[@ethanadams8109]

Wasn't a joke. The people reading it are athiests, but everything they say comes of Christian fundamentalist forums. So they were said by real people.

[@russianbot3579]

stfu I bet i have more chromosomes than you

[@skalle1448]

Oh don't worry, we can tell your chromosome count is also higher than average (joke)

[@nati0598]

Isn't additional chromosome called a Down syndrome?

[@oats8854]

www.google.com/amp/www.independent.co.uk/news/science/what-believing-in-god-does-to-your-brain-a6950956.html%3Famp

[@matbrady123456]

I'm glad this video is still up after all this time. It's fucking amazing, haha!

[@KhoiPham-hs7hi]

This gave me cancer. Tumors are on my cancer. Ebola has infected my tumor.

[@shinjoey8326]

Khoi, trust me, this gave me cancer as well, ad im christian

[@joshuaryu1791]

shin joey this was funny

[@KhoiPham-hs7hi]

?

[@KhoiPham-hs7hi]

this is serious, people are actually this stupid.

[@joshuaryu1791]

which is funny

[@szfpa]

Willy Wonka said: blame it on the... P A R E N T S

[@Leester-70]

The guy with the hat is hilarious with his delivery. I hope we see more of him in the future.

[@Itisjustasaganow]

Religion existed 6000 years ago and barely explain 2 things , meanwhile modern science exist since 500 years ago and have tried to explain everything and understand everything

[@TheAtheistPerson]

Please tell me that they are trolling.

[@collingover9730]

i hope they are, no one can be this stupid

[@BalloonHead555]

I've heard that these guys are acting and using words from some sort of survey or comments or something.

[@iveseenbigfoot]

UltimateDerp101 "All text taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums" -Description.

[@BalloonHead555]

iveseenbigfoot Ok

[@jasonneu81]

SilentMartyr Please tell me you are trolling, they were actors but sadly this is all from christian forums. Wich was by the way stated in the video ;)

[@GrimmBones]

0:39...I am trying my best *NOT* to facepalm... ...still trying... ...STILL TRYING!... *facepalm*

[@GrimmBones]

In fact, this whole video is trying to make me facepalm...do these guys have no common knowledge? It seems like they are trying to combine their common sense with low amount of knowledge...that is a stupid thing to do man, really stupid. >.>

[@blaulin]

Grimy Screamer Not 'these guys', just a few people in an online Christian fundamentalist forums. Read the description, dude.

[@GrimmBones]

tricky smith By "these guys", I meant the guys in the video, from the Christian Fundamentalist forums. I have read the description, dude. :)

[@blaulin]

Okay, sorry. Wasn't sure about that. (But you know the guys in the video are not the guys who wrote these texts? Sorry again, I know I am annoying :D)

[@GrimmBones]

tricky smith Haha, it's fine. I am not sure whether they did or did not, but whoever came up with that text...well...let's just say he won't be getting a cookie anytime soon. :)

[@maacpiash]

Poe's Law: Without a clear indicator of the author's intent, parodies of extreme views will be mistaken by some readers for sincere expressions of the parodied views.

[@coolcool5181]

+Md. Abdul Ahad Chowdhury (Piash) Wish more people knew about this one. They made it clear at the end and in the description, but I've seen too many times a long comment chain because some guy was making a parody of them.

[@MioRaem]

+Cool Cool Yes, they should have put it into the beginning of the video.

[@zaya234]

+Artie Moss it's not really satire it just on along the lines of mocking which is different. Satire is more of a way to metaphorically mock a vice of society and stupid Christians aren't a big enough problem to be a societal vice, although many would justifiably be able to beg to differ.

[@celluskh6009]

Reading out loud is not satire or parody. It's just reading out loud.

[@maacpiash]

Yeah, I didn't realize they were just reading out! I didn't even have any idea what this channel was actually about!

[@Arlondev]

The christians are doing an excellent job trying to debunk this video by saying some of the exact same things that the video says

[@cyrushanleone]

These guys are pretty good at acting.... Had me fooled for a while

[@Pomlithe]

Alright, so from what I've gathered: The GUYS are acting. The lines that they're reading are real.

[@Teddyx10]

For any of you who ask these questions over and over are they trolling? yes they are, they are atheist's but they are giving a representation on how stupid arguments can get with christians.

[@Teddyx10]

Also it's really well done since many people believe it's real or ask if they are trolling. It just goes to show how those arguments can turn out.

[@bravoone9082]

***** No they just got what really stupid Christians were saying, and used that here...

[@novaarogue8198]

This is fantastic satire. I've heard many ridiculous things from theists, but the DNA/acid dissolving thing I nearly gave up and drown myself in the kitchen sink.

[@kirikakirikakirika]

People, please read the description. They have taken posts from Christian fundamentalist forums and are reading the posts as if they are the Christians who wrote them. These guys are atheists making a point. Yes, this video is fake, the guys are ACTING, but, sadly, the comments they are reading aloud are very, very real.

[@maxwellsimon4538]

so let me get this strait... religious people stay out of the way? what were the crusades? what about the missionaries in colonial america? (not picking on you, just had to say that...)

[@gonzaloselicante5733]

maxwell simon The 9/11 bombers where very religious

[@mrnarason]

this shit was way ahead of its time

[@olivor_h]

The DNA comment left me in stitches xD

[@fanciepao774]

i was literally drinking water water when i hear it, the water burst all over my keyboard

[@xhrisww]

not know if god created oil was hilarious

[@cygnusustus]

Being an atheist is like being the only sober person in the car and nobody lets you drive.

[@vincentpol]

I like the black cat analogy. Theology is like being in a dark room and looking for a black cat that isn't there, and shouting "I found it!"

[@MiagolioMaxwell]

This... isn't real, is it? Guys? Please... tell me that this is a joke... some kind of, of sarcasm. Guys?

[@masong714]

Yes

[@GX2re]

They read comments from Christian forums and made a video about them

[@BjornV1994]

Kermit Credit were credit is due, they did quite a convincing job, reading this comments as it were really their opinions.

[@tsfbaf303]

Kermit Glad to hear that, cause at first I took that seriously because some Christians actually act exactly like that, they are doing a great job.

[@kristinaplays2924]

Honestly sometimes I feel like the professor in Futurama "I don't wanna live in this world anymore"

[@kristinaplays2924]

OMG Juice Box TWDG

[@LevelUpLeo]

"If I didn't have God's judgement to fear, I would have killed many many times." Apparently that still doesn't stop some of the most religious people in the world...

[@Throckmorpheus]

"If I didn't have God's judgement to fear, I would've killed many many times"

[@fredozee]

If you didn't understand, they were trolling!

[@hasplll]

Hehe its hard to tell

[@mrmeeseeks6787]

When I seen "All text taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums" my jaw dropped and I literally facepalmed. So much ignorance it's physically stunning, makes me wonder how they still get around with such bold and incredible claims whilst having complete ignorance to science and atheism.

[@Blazekid1906]

Well most of your science was actually "proven" by Christians such as einstein and Newton...

[@mrmeeseeks6787]

Dante Zeigler Point being? I'm not sure about "most of science" being "proven" by Christians but yes some Christians have indeed theorized some science theories but not most of scientific theories. I'd like to ask what you mean by "most of your science" and also what you mean by "proven", and finally what the point is to your statement. One more thing, I do not aim to offend, my 1st comment was about the people writing within the Christian fundamentalist forums, not all Christians, though I still wonder how average Christians can still make the claims they do when there seems to be no empirical evidence for them.

[@Harry99988]

Lol nice try but Einstein was not a Christian.

[@jamesprice7010]

Dante Zeigler Einstein was a Christian? Actually he wasn't even a good jew. He wrote to his friend Oppenheimer that he wished he had never made the statement,"God does not play dice with the universe" Which was ,BTW,his reaction to the fact that his own theory predicted the existence of black holes. As for Newton, Boyle, Galileo, et al, they were religious. A product of their environment, which goes against the concept that there is some scientific conspiracy to destroy god. That was just a happy side effect.

[@ToastyAwesom]

"I can sum it up in three words... EVOLUTION IS A LIE" apparently maths and english is too

[@MrOnionterror]

***** We say maths in the UK, as it's short for mathematics.

[@JoeOnWoW]

Don't forget gravity, that's just a theory.

[@itsarubiks]

Still one of my favorite youtube videos

[@itsarubiks]

Kudos to you, no idea how you did this without laughing

[@Xplorerhobo]

The guy in the hat is very convincing and hilarious! The fact that a lot of people believes this is real is a testament to what a great job these guys did, and of course, how stupid some people are.

[@redhaze0329]

permos12345 , don't underestimate the power of these dumb cunts.

[@ExplosiveIsamu00]

Holy shit, people, this video is supposed to be a SATIRE. Those arguments are from real sources, though. Dammit guys, the fuckin' link is in the description. Come on.

[@OSIRISREZEKTD]

I have not watched the video yet, but I already know it will be biased, if atheists made this it will look like paradise, and if religious people made this it will be a nightmare

[@OSIRISREZEKTD]

ok, just watched it (It was freaking hilarious) I really hope real Christians did not say things that are soooooooooooo dumb. I am an atheist and I have friends and family members who are religious and I am fine with anyone believing whatever they want, and I think it would be better if we never found out what the real truth is

[@bigbeneconotmyjob6474]

OSIRIS REZREKTD I be sharing your experience, i just wish people would stop believing that they are "right" or that they know the "truth", i don't specify who, because many do so, on all sorts of different things, whether religion or on "who ruined the lunch order". this is what i believe to be the source for unnecessary conflict between people, and necessary conflict would be the typical war for good land to grow crops to feed our families.

[@OSIRISREZEKTD]

Ben Zuniga I'm just glad 'somebody' understands

[@OSIRISREZEKTD]

why, because i was right? I dont see how that is a valid statement, it was very biased

[@smallpanzer]

prejudice always come from ignorance, ignorance isn´t bad we are all ignorants at some point, the bad and dangerous is to embrace ignorance like you do and i quote you: "I think it would be better if we never found out what the real truth is" so there you go you love ignorance ignorance makes you feel safe, and makes you think you know whats is going to be something like without even experience it. excuse trashy english...im a fucking igonrant too, but i dont like it

[@jingbot1071]

And now the people who wrote these comments control Florida and the Supreme Court. We live in an awful timeline.

[@kalebkeen9485]

after reading the comments I can't believe that people don't realize that this is a joke

[@AFourEyedGeek]

I love that so many people posting comments here don't realise these 3 men are mocking idiotic Christian fundamentalists. This video was well executed.

[@davidtaylor3462]

Yes, I love it, but it also frustrates me. Is there a cure for aspbergers? Did I spell that right?

[@Qwasslo]

David Taylor I think it's aspergers, though I'm not sure.

[@davidtaylor3462]

Qwasslo Thanks. I can always check on wycapudio.

[@best45fish]

"Idiot" wouldnt be the term to use as these were cherry picked comments from trolls. If you actually take the time to look at the sites comments you would understand alot of the arguements they are making are well plotted and firm.

[@AFourEyedGeek]

Well it doesn't matter that much, there are plenty of idiots out there making stupid comments daily, religious or not. I watched a guy rant on TV about how the world was flat and it was NASA who was fooling the world that it was spherical.

[@cybermollusk]

Brilliant. I think the 10K dislikes this video got were from people who didn't know it was a joke.

[@jassandhar9442]

And probably a bunch of the likes are the people that actually think like this, which is a scary thought thb.

[@IchigoNote]

Well, I didn't "dislike" the video as in "thumbs down" but I do dislike it. I agree with what they're trying to showcase but I found the satire to be lacking, it's not funny, it's just smug. I personally don't understand why you would give retards that much exposal, maybe I just find it hard to understand how prevalent creationism is in the states but laughing at this video is equivalent of laughing at people who are actually retarded.

[@lunatheluma3804]

do these people actually think this is how atheists think?

[@ღღღ-მ2ს]

dagamerguyofawesome yes. Not most of them but yes.

[@georgerepeki4965]

Yes cause they seek truth but all they can do is guess.

[@lunatheluma3804]

I am talking about the "let me paint a picture for you" part

[@georgerepeki4965]

dagamerguyofawesome oh no i dont think atheist think like that but some people do cause they watch too much porn hahaha.

[@O-san4]

Its satire

[@Mr_Wallace97]

I hope none of you think this is actually real.

[@TomaszWota]

D'ya read the description, or bold letters at the end of video? ;)

[@Mr_Wallace97]

I did, but decided I would ignore all the "+1s" I'm getting.

[@Whyoakdbi]

Humanists should rule the world.

[@hogosbazvarakh9220]

Kaloyan Stoyanov I am a Humanist, AHHH I DEMAND YOU TO BE EQUAL AND HAVE FUN AND NOT BE A BAD GUY!

[@jeandanielneele]

+Kaloyan Stoyanov But science practiced without with love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, , gentleness, and self-control (Love - caring with compassion) will lead to destruction The society controlling powers are forcing in the direction of hatred, strife jealousies, outbursts of anger, rivalries, divisions, heresies,1 envy, murders, drunkenness (substance addictions) This is what humanist stands for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ohmyflippiningod]

I am so incredibly glad that this is a joke

[@YOURFACEOUCH]

Well, while the actors themselves don't actually believe this and they gave their lines in a mocking fashion, the lines themselves are from fundamentalist forums. So, there's more or less people who do think like this.

[@jeffsims8270]

This shit is toooooo funny!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Whenever I'm having a bad day or feeling down, I fix a few cocktails and view this on loop and cheers me up pretty quickly!🥃🥃👀💻😁😊😂

[@MikeMessiah]

Gotta give credit to these actors... man, they played the "role" so well.. But that guy with blue shirt went a bit overboard with his "aint got no time for dat" head shakes.

[@LAMONIQUEStylez]

Sooo serious n funny at same time,...great job

[@detectivel2231]

0:20 :"I can say it up in 3 words:'Evolution is a lie'" 🤦 Yeah creationists are very Smart 🙄

[@baldur7470]

くださいあなたの心に従って It’s a skit boi

[@euphoricatheist6694]

Good thing we atheists are smart enough to get the joke. Eh erm.

[@tofudubuu8804]

That person could’ve said “ *Evolution’s* a lie”, then it’d be 3 words.

[@chiknnoodl8195]

The description makes it so much funnier

[@fizman22]

Tell me these guys are actors....

[@khm8910]

They are actors, but they were quoting christian forums. They are pointing out arguments most christians make (which are crap), not them directly.

[@khm8910]

Драги Мелод it isn't mocking when its true. People come up with this crap from BOTH sides. Maybe you never hear them, but they are true. by the way, look it up instead of rant about it. I have.

[@edgysphere7700]

stop it please ik it's a joke but holy shit "then why aren't humans born apes?"

[@Antitrite]

Holy shit, I didn't see the end yet. This is all taken word for word from forums? Who the fuck says these kind of things?

[@reptile5675]

Christians.

[@rogermwilcox]

One of my favorites, which sadly never made it into FSTDT: "How could bulls evolve, if all bulls are male? It's your funeral, atheists."