If Commercials Were Real Life - Gillette

Gillette's ad about toxic masculinity most likely didn't reform any "toxic males" out there, but what if it did actually work on one guy, and what if that guy was Mahk? The Gillette commercial may have subliminally changed Mahk, but did it change him for the better?
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[@ZebraCorner]

This comment is toxic. For more toxic comments follow me on the Twitta and Instagram @im_mahk

[@kcekjm]

Hi Mahk. What will you do when Tahm Brady retires? I'm concerned about the state your mental health will be in.

[@sebfury6645]

Mahk

[@Svenklopfer]

u da best

[@AlexSpalex1]

Could you a parody of the old Ferrero Richer commercial?

[@jimb9454]

As one of the many fans that asked you to do this one, THANKS MAHK !! You're great !!

[@Superrun357]

"Fightin is wrong especially when your kids getting his ass kicked" dyin 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ramaceq7672]

ShowMeMopar you right

[@chronicbullets6751]

I read this right ad he said it

[@tommorin6195]

Take the back. Lol i mean stop fighting

[@irwin4king]

That was awesome!

[@DarthVader1977]

Colin Flaherty's videos on KZbin.

[@getskared]

I think Gillette should go buy themselves a JD power award

[@MarkMcDaniel]

JD Powah Ahward for Lasting Replay Value

[@lonebikeroftheapocalypse9527]

The best a *Ma'am* can get

[@undeadinside3571]

@@lonebikeroftheapocalypse9527 it's MA'AM!

[@Donax695]

or two :D

[@hotdognonesky3766]

Yes! Lol

[@tman6117]

Sponsored by Dollar Shave Club

[@mainstreetsaint36]

Gillette, wrecking masculinity; Dollar Shave Club, finishing the job, on your face!

[@purpleey]

@Anton Zuykov thats not saying much tho

[@bencrosbie]

Wilkinson sword

[@themacocko6311]

@Anton Zuykov Going back to safty razors beats them all.

[@robertlombardo8437]

@@themacocko6311 I'll do you one better. I'm actually blacksmithing my own razor from scratch. I dare you to find something as sharp as that number!

[@dasbanane5135]

"Yeah fightings wrong ... especially when his kid is getting his ass kicked" haha this video is great !

[@heyyou4688]

999 likes but no comments , i got you

[@Ahhhimbored]

1.9k likes but only 1 comment. I'll help

[@batman4y2k]

Seriously, I'd give my kid a few pointers on where to hit.

[@brandonwithnell612]

who ever came up with the idea to villianise their target consumers was a genius

[@bvcxzgt5451]

Most of their income is selling products to and for women, apparently. I think they thought they would get applause from them, but even the women knew what was up with this garbage.

[@ravendarklawgaming197]

Word going round was they hired a feminist to come up with this bullshit. I never looked too deep into it though. I have allopecia and thusly don't need razors anyway lmfao so they never got my money.

[@DKy0]

@@ravendarklawgaming197 It was indeed a feminist.

[@edenbreckhouse]

Same idiots who got Hilary to call all those people 'deplorables'.

[@Bonuur]

@@edenbreckhouse haha true😂

[@MyronKapetanakis]

Thank you gillete. I get my morals the old fashioned way. From the pepsi commercials.

[@dermotosullivan3065]

Lol

[@PANZERFAUST90]

Are we talking about the one with George Bush Sr. and Britney Spears? lol

[@fixt100]

i still remember the Coke Christmas commercials....better days.

[@Alucard-gt1zf]

Fixt100 what do you mean? Coke still does the Christmas commercials.....

[@anubis8181]

The Cindy Crawford commercials spank bank time.

[@Ajax-0137]

No man ever says "boys will be boys". It's always the MOMS who say that.

[@ramaceq7672]

legion that’s right and also thanks for likes

[@pskarts20]

To true.

[@danfinger]

Or Judge Roy Snyder

[@CoryMck]

My dad... Also, it's just as bad when women say it.

[@cookiebox339]

Lmao wrong

[@mattdavis9601]

To be fair to the executive guy; Linda's idea involved making a razor commercial bashing the people that use their products. She also drives a Chevy and thinks the Impossible Whopper is the best sandwich a woman can get.

[@KrisRN23935]

M. Davis This just won the comment section.

[@hunterlinboom3462]

Here’s the JD power award for best comment

[@inverted311]

@@hunterlinboom3462 JD “Powah”

[@inverted311]

Turns out the Impossible Woppah is the most sexist SANDWICH to date 😂😂😂

[@Peremptor]

She might be on to something haha.

[@smartass199614]

2 things: No man would sit there and watch two boys fight, we take bets and throw weapons nearby. Also shhhhh Linda, I got this. I swear Linda always tries to interrupt us during our meetings.

[@masonharris9166]

Yeah, If anything, he saved her from getting fired for doing something stupid.

[@gian-lucanardini9706]

Hahaha good on ye mate

[@Optimaloptimus]

Is one of the weapons a sandal or chancla in Spanish? It damn well better be, those fuckers can dish out some pain on those booty cheeks XD.

[@jusbertmeza4424]

@@masonharris9166 "from doing fired" not only your misogynistic but also and idiot. I never knew those 2 things could go together 😒

[@masonharris9166]

@@jusbertmeza4424 Yes. A simple typo on a youtube comment written at 3 a.m. is grounds for calling me an idiot. If you actually watched the scene, what happened was very obvious. The woman was presenting and the board was not being responsive to the presentation. Obviously her superior stepped in to try and salvage the situation. If the situation had become too bad, he would have likely had to fire her. It had nothing to do with being a her woman.

[@TheCampingCrusader]

“You can’t just walk up to women on the street anymore! You have to swipe right on there half naked pictures!” Love that you called out that obvious hypocrisy!😂

[@dkfsamurai]

Half naked in a swingers club or half naked on a public street. The place dictates the actions that are appropiate. Tinder is a place where you are looking to hook up with people and when you walk on the streets you just want to do your business and go home. Don't see how that is in any way hypocritical.

[@TheCampingCrusader]

dkfsamurai Haha a woman who walks half naked down the street is not looking to just do her business and go home. She dresses deliberately for a reason. And it’s not the location that dictates anything, it’s how we present ourselves to the world that dictates the worlds presumptions about ourselves.

[@ramaceq7672]

Humans are wired

[@girlgamer4444]

@Joe Cooper no it's not grow up

[@RealestUrbanism]

​@@TheCampingCrusader I know why you have trouble understanding why an app where interactions are the result of mutual interest is acceptable, while one sided street propositioning is not. You also might want to consider learning about this thing called nuance. People are allowed to do things for different reasons. Telling half naked women that they're obviously trying to get hit on in the streets is like telling a car guy that he's obviously trying to transport goods and passengers from A to B.

[@user-uf9wp8rq4h]

Mahk Three! Well played, great video as always.

[@dasboom7133]

That’s why he won the jd power for dependability.

[@ksmasterchif]

@@dasboom7133 i thought he won the jd powerod award?

[@apexalaska]

The most expensive commercial ever made, I heard it ended up costing them 8 billion dollars.

[@jusbertmeza4424]

They lost 8 billion but that wasn't from the ad unless the ad hurt them at the same exact day it was first released. So their loses aren't associated with this commercial but you know who cares about facts right

[@sethriggle1462]

Jusbert Meza well my whole family stopped buying from them cause this commercial soooo idk? 🤔

[@jusbertmeza4424]

Seth Riggle does your family really spend 8 billion dollars on Gillette shaving products? Most people don’t care about Gillette ads even guys lol. I don’t like it either but I’m not gonna stop buying a brand I have been buying for years because I’m triggered by their marketing team. I’m not a petty child that can’t handle others different opinions on what toxic masculinity even is.

[@sethriggle1462]

Jusbert Meza Only a fool would think that

[@richardmiller2049]

@@jusbertmeza4424 you're invited to all the parties I bet

[@TonyRios]

"Not cool man, not cool, you better not be finding her attractive... got dam!"

[@ramaceq7672]

Tony Rios looks at her ass

[@03HemiCentralIN]

@@ramaceq7672 subliminal background *the best a MA'AM can get*

[@maxmackinlay618]

Plot twist women don't carry wallets so that makes her a ...

[@94nolo]

Can't believe my kids will have to grow up with the idea that Chevy is a highly awarded car manufacturer. This needs to change.

[@aradon9806]

Bro I wanted a Camaro since I was a kid is it a good choice to get it?

[@Tanner-bg2qn]

Lost Flame great choice. Only downside is the Manuals like to go threw clutch’s quick depending on how you drive. I bought a ZL1 and went from 500 to the wheels to 900 with 4,000 bucks and its never let me down. The mustang however didn’t last 80,000 miles until it dropped a valve and left me stranded. The chargers/challengers are decent too with the 8 speed trannys the computers just don’t last long.

[@southpawlibranine3511]

Maybe you should step out of your little insulated bubble and preconceived notions. Things change.

[@aradon9806]

Tanner187 97 thank you so much I really needed advice

[@iHaveTheDocuments]

@@aradon9806 No one's buying Camaros, and for good reason. They won't be making them anymore in a couple years. Killing off the project. The mustang is miles ahead of Camaro. Challengers are also good. There's just too many better options out there.

[@randomfools808]

That Married With Children edit was perfect. Al Bundy is a timeless hero.

[@captaincairoPT]

My favorite show growing up

[@kdrop4890]

Could you imagine a tampon commercial telling girls not to grow up to be materialistic, gossiping gold diggers.?

[@punishinghammer2440]

You forgot to add home wrecker.

[@kellynolen498]

We need a axe body spraw comercial about male "machoism"

[@ryanbarker5217]

to be fair, us guys do our fair share of gossiping, too. like, didn't you watch that andy griffith episode?

[@ryanbarker5217]

@Oliva Gina there's an episode where andy is making fun of the hens for gossiping and says it doesn't come as naturally to men, and the hens get indignant about it. so, when a travelling shoe salesman comes to town, they place the idea into the men's heads that he's more than he seems, and eventually the men believe he's a NY talent scout using the salesman thing as a cover. hilarity ensues as the menfolk trip over themselves trying to impress the 'talent scout'... and buying shoes in the process.

[@THEBOSS47MLG]

Oh don’t forget TRIGGERED, honestly couldn’t care about gold diggers though it’s like kinda their only option

[@c0rr0s10n]

are we going to just ignore the funniest superhero name ever? Vulvarine

[@Furzkampfbomber]

I was going with "Pussy Boy", but Vulvarine is _so_ much better.

[@You-sw7tm]

Mahk: "You better not be finding her attractive."

[@infamousmaze6870]

"...Goddamn."

[@shakaama]

that part of the real commercial made me angrier than the rest of the entire commercial. and the guy stopping the other guy was Black. I'M LIKE: LEAVE BLACK PEOPLE OUT OF THIS TRAVESTY.

[@justinhall3525]

I’m glad this commercial caused Gillette to lose $8 billion

[@Chaos_Nova]

Killer Germ fr big nut

[@duncanator9307]

I hope they go bankrupt

[@tharedpotatowwhale]

I mean 30 bucks for razors is toxic

[@josephl.662]

That's what happens when you let snowflakes dictate your business instead of sticking to actual business and management ethics.

[@Sigurther]

Warms the cockles of my heart and makes me glad I use an electric razor.

[@FeralLogic]

"What Linda was TRYING to say was..." Translation: "We all know that was a dumb suggestion, but if we modify certain key words, we won't have to fire her for being an idiot . "

[@pllpsy665]

...and we wouldn't want to have to go trough all the hassle of finding another vagina possessing person to fill our top executive position diversity quotas.

[@Caleb-en5bo]

@@pllpsy665 They would probably get more woke points if they highered a trans woman plus she would have a man's brain. Shoulda let her make an idiot of herself

[@Noname-w7f1e]

ccotton99 Half of my coworkers are women. The only time a guy (at least at the place I work) would interrupt a woman or try to “rephrase” what she said is when she says something so dumb and obnoxious that even other women around her are like “oh, my god! The hell are you talking about bitch?!” By the way - the same happens when a guy says dumb things too, so it is totally fair in my POV! But that happens not very often as our company tends value money earned per year more than the shape of it’s staff’s genitalia and their skin tone diversity so it usually fires dumb people as fast as it can...

[@ayeyobossman6151]

To be fair that sort of shit does happen, but it's not because they're men, its because their douchey, egotistical businessmen.

[@strangebrew1231]

I want them to show her idiotic suggestion. Probably was trying to suggest how to incorporate astrology into their business pitch

[@samanthafisher3308]

“Shh..quiet Linda, I got this.” Lol

[@marcoli1215]

Shh Linda...jeeeeezuz...

[@themacocko6311]

@@marcoli1215 I think what she's trying to say is....

[@jozen1098]

SHHH quiet@@themacocko6311 now what I think he’s trynna say is

[@taiyahsdaddy]

But Gillette just won the most JD power awards for any razor company in America

[@Doc_Tar]

I hear they walked away with the initial quality award.

[@ramaceq7672]

True story

[@crash10125]

No way!

[@dobypilgrim6160]

They got those awards fair and square. They bought them.

[@victordwyer1018]

Lol

[@Dsdcain]

Here we are six months later and Gillette wins a JD Power award for Getting Woke and Going Broke. $8 billion loss category.

[@untunedguitar45]

We are living in an age of participation trophies

[@DragonAurora]

@@untunedguitar45 If *that* ain't the fuckin truth, I don't know what is...

[@johnnytaco98]

When I walk down the razor isle now, i'm slightly disgusted at the image of Gillette products. Never again, not 1 $. F-em.

[@planetclownfishbrain7052]

@@johnnytaco98 They're starting to package their products to look like other brands now. I grabbed what I thought was Barbersol shaving cream only to find a disguised Gillette product.

[@maebh98]

I mean the entire men's razor market is down 11%

[@davidp2888]

The Mahk 3.

[@EmmanuelHernandez-C]

You better not find that woman attractive. :D

[@ramaceq7672]

Emmanuel Hernandez looks at her ass

[@Mic_Glow]

finding her attractive- sexist not finding her attractive- sexist not having an opinion- ignoring the "problem", so obviously sexist

[@jeremy__3909]

Waiting for the parody of the alligator chevy equinox commercial!!!

[@nathaniel201]

As soon as I saw that one I thought "Well this should be fun."

[@pworv]

Nathaniel Olds stole the comment right from my textbox...

[@Joshua82PDX]

It's almost like Chevy's purposefully setting themselves up.

[@tiago9877]

He did ther bear one?

[@slvrcobra1337]

@@Joshua82PDX I'm convinced they are. It's well-known at this point, even Progressive made an ad that parodies them. They've pretty much embraced meme status, and in a roundabout way, the marketing is working.

[@kingarthur5110]

'Our sales are slumping this quarter, we need to come up with a new ad campaign that really makes our brand pop.' 'How about we attack our primary demographic and imply they're all pieces of human shit?' 'I like it.' -Gillette board meeting apparently.

[@trvr82]

TIL I've been pronouncing "tawksic" all wrong.

[@joea9222]

Oh cool, you use reddit!

[@stcg5003]

The likes said "666" so I will leave it there.lol

[@freedomring3022]

"Look Bud, don't try to understand women. Women understand women, and women hate women." - Al Bundy

[@nicolasa.3192]

Words to live by. Also "Guys hate to fight, girls think it's therapy."

[@eagenthorror]

@Keystone79 or just tell her to cut the shit lol

[@memberberries5301]

Lol

[@MezzoForte4]

Extremelly true.

[@nicole-wf4pe]

@Keystone79 😂😂 well then.

[@sideswipebl]

“Call me... the Toxic Avenger-no wait that one’s taken.” God damn it this is amazing. Absolutely fantastic.

[@iggs67]

Loved how men analyzing their "bad" behavior and women celebrating their bad behavior. Way to go whamen.

[@levivv]

aw youre such a victim of women

[@sweetreamer5101]

@@levivv oh sweetie oh honeypie oh bby who hurt you? awww it's trying to troll, how cute. And pathetic.

[@elmothanos3799]

THE BEST A MAN CAN GET

[@Vatniks_are_clowns]

@@yourdaddyonceler1239 bro, you're cringy as shit lmao. You poor baby victims :(((( thos icky women really hurt you!

[@xrphoenix7194]

@@Vatniks_are_clowns all of you shut the fuck up

[@BobMcCoy]

*_Chevy has left the chat_*

[@adikumar6536]

JD Powah

[@ramaceq7672]

True story

[@elliotw4606]

@Rollo Larson mahksplaining needs to be the official word of 2019.

[@poppapiltch5601]

They've entered the mexico chat

[@joeshowmean5750]

The boys watching today, will be the females of tomorrow.

[@nealtody4781]

I was going to comment on this, Gillette forgot to account for those that don't identify as boys. How transphobic of them! 😂

[@HappyHands.]

"Jazz"y comment

[@ramaceq7672]

Oh shit the humans will be dead in 10 years

[@OffGridInvestor]

Actually you mean crossdressers identifying as transgendered tomorrow.

[@kennyfromaot7171]

Oh my god rofl

[@harryjoe24424]

How dare you find that female attractive enough to approach in public.

[@ramaceq7672]

Joey Nitram I have many questions

[@harryjoe24424]

@@ramaceq7672 As do i

[@DarthVader1977]

Meanwhile women approach any man they want, whenever they want.

[@blackxcrowdy]

While I disagree with the ad, you actually shouldn't do that in public. Most of the times it's annoying

[@DarthVader1977]

Colin Flaherty's videos on KZbin.

[@gradymoxley2925]

I love how 2 consenting boys wrestling with each other is "toxic masculinity" thats one of the most basic, natural forms of entertainment, but society is so soft now even 2 young boys can't wrestle in the grass at their own house without parents getting judged

[@gradymoxley2925]

@Bry-Fi Kittywolf exactly, its human nature, but people are so soft now its "toxic masculinity"

[@joshs7160]

@@gradymoxley2925 Wrestling and fighting aren't mutually exclusive.

[@helendancelot]

Was it actually consentual? I believe it is better to have fighting and wrestling in a controlled environment studying and practicing martial arts. Boys will be boys could be a case of bullying

[@DjavataRifyIT]

"We got a Harvey wine cooler over here!"

[@qwamo9045]

No actual way, I got a freaking gillette add on this video

[@prodigaldawtr7907]

I just dropped everything, including my kids to watch this!!

[@br19900197263738]

I'd say you really let your kids down right there hahahahahaha

[@leightonrocheleau2849]

Dad why

[@jamesanthony8438]

They'll quit cryin' in a minute and you can go pick 'em back up. Nothin' broken. They'll be okay. =)

[@prodigaldawtr7907]

@@leightonrocheleau2849 I'm mom! 😎 But dad would've done the same.

[@ramaceq7672]

They will be fine

[@DJShire_ATL]

Well hey if people want equality then they should make a tampax commercial criticizing bad women for their horrible behavior.

[@KrisRN23935]

DJShire I’m cool with that. Besides Mawk would make it funny.

[@chrissmith8830]

Then it’d be called, sexist😂. That double standard though!!!!!

[@Libtardo123]

I made one

[@choog2752]

STOP BLEEDING INFRONT OF ME DISGUSTING

[@coolbeans6312]

What would an example of "horrible behavior" in women?

[@MrLTiger]

gillette makes chevy commercials look good by comparison

[@DallasUnchained]

I want to be Mahk when I grow up... 😏

[@yaamen]

I wanna be, I wanna be like Mahk. POW!

[@Optimaloptimus]

Well you can be like him but not be him. That’s identity fraud/theft.

[@BoopSnoot]

So there I was, putting on my rape shoes, and practicing my sexual harassment pickup lines this morning. I just got done cyberbullying my coworkers. It was time to shave, I yelled at my wife to smile because I demand it, while pinching her butt right after she told me she didn't consent to it. Putting on the shaving cream and thinking about how I can get my son into a fight at the next BBQ, I replaced the worn Gillette brand Mach3 and began to chant "boys will be boys" as I started to shave. Then suddenly my daughter burst into the bathroom holding her phone. As I began to mansplain to her why she isn't smart enough to know my shaving time is my time she showed me the new Gillette ad. I realized how my every view and behavior I've ever held dear was wrong. I'm calling in sick at the toxic masculinity factory today and registering Democrat. Thanks Gillette, now excuse me while I help to impeach.

[@itis2182]

My rape shoes are Nike Frees. Lightweight and grippy for agile raping.

[@GarrusN7]

This was copied but I'll give it a thumbs up anyways.

[@CanWeGetSubsWithoutAVide-yn3vw]

Fucking political correctness, the toxicity of society to actual men, and the acceptance of men will no balls! Grow a set, suck it up, and do the right thing. The saying boys will be boys is fine!!! Every feminist and school loves how girls behave, and that's because they are less active gender. Men, especially school age boys, are arguably the most active type of person. Teachers hate boys and call them out for every little thing, while girls are doing the same or even a worse thing, but they get away scotch free!! You wonder why boys forget in class?Hmmm, idk maybe have more exercise. Ever think of that? That's not only the best solution, it's the only one. Boys will be boys, and dampening that will affect society in a negative way. You want men to be not go to war? How about when you get captured and enslaved the rest of your life because there were no men with the set of balls to stick up for what's right! You may weaken your societies male, but you wont feminies every one of them. The ones you dont, might just be the ones who enslave you. Think about the US, Canadian, and British soldiers who risked everything for the right cause. Yeah, they were nervous, I can garuntee it. And you might be nervous, but you wont face the problem like they did. You'll run from it. Well guess what, you cant do that forver. You cant run for long. Suck it up. If you've read this far, then I thank you for your time, and I hope you have a great day. I hope I've pointed you in the right direction, and with my last words, suck it up.

[@jerms6642]

@@CanWeGetSubsWithoutAVide-yn3vw whoosh

[@CanWeGetSubsWithoutAVide-yn3vw]

@@jerms6642 excuse me wtf, how is this r/woosh worthy?

[@Gemini52473]

F' Gillette. Havent bought their brand since that aired.

[@kragestafa4065]

Same, I buy Cien

[@DragonAurora]

I haven't bought Gillette since they figured 50 bucks for a freaking razor was reasonable...

[@odiltm259]

Dollar shave club

[@Vatniks_are_clowns]

Wow so brave! Wow so strong!

[@kbs1212]

I Should Be Writing I agree. Well said. It’s brave and strong to use your purchasing power for good. How nice of you to encourage it. ❤️

[@joshuazane3210]

The original commercial was about as sincere as my promises to stop drinking when I'm bent over the toilet in the morning, puking my guts up.

[@joshuatree206]

We've all been there

[@camward9293]

Sounds like you have a real problem tho

[@ramaceq7672]

I got a drinking problem to much water gets me drunk

[@albertoh1753]

Cam Ward grow a pair you fucking punk

[@camward9293]

@@albertoh1753 Such unnecessary aggression. Got a drinking problem?

[@joeychriton2021]

This is genius, Mahk showing people that the opposite of toxic masculinity is toxic itself

[@Popdaddy88]

Can't even Express how on the nose this is. I don't think the SJWs even have a clue just how hypocritical they are.

[@ramaceq7672]

Mega oof

[@benhuang2773]

@Rollo Larson No such thing as toxic masculinity? Tell that to those people who believe that you're not a real man unless you participate in the same hobbies that they like.

[@undeadinside3571]

God that Al Bundy bit got me. Made me think about how theres no way that show would survive on TV today. Still a masterpiece and we need his No ma'am group irl

[@bd4246]

Its actually still on early morning TBS believe it or not. I was happily shocked.

[@bmoore1908]

b d yes watched it everyday before school laughed my ass off brilliant show

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

You weren't supposed to like Al Bundy

[@undeadinside3571]

@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 but we all did

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

@@undeadinside3571 Maybe incels like you. Did your mom beat you, that why you hate women?

[@cancel.lgbtq.6892]

As of today P&G lost $ 8 Billions !!! Let that sink in before you alienated your customers lol.

[@Nightdare]

When Mahk said "It's time to make a change" the first thing that popped to my mind was "Everyone buy a different brand razor"

[@urbosasfurry2126]

Let's see if we can double it next quarter!

[@mv3380]

Gillette losing 8 billion over these stupid pc ads makes me smile that I switched to dollar shave club.

[@jonday7250]

It's so uplifting. Good things still happen in this world. And wasn't there a news story about a few people breaking into a storage warehouse to steal shit and they burnt the Gillette products? That was also good news, even criminals were put off by that shit.

[@enlightenedapple]

I’d swipe right on those boobies

[@jjwhite6860]

Thank you for making Gillette your next victim - Man

[@Mechamjr88]

IT'S MA'AM!

[@eirekraut9423]

@@Mechamjr88 dang it! You beat me to it!

[@ramaceq7672]

D Lakland I thought it was human but ok have it your way

[@veryhard8548]

It was only a matter of time before Mahk dropped this masterpiece

[@ramaceq7672]

VeryHard hello there hard one

[@BarbecueHockey]

Where's the Dollar Shave Club ad at the end?

[@whiteout628]

I was hoping for the exact same thing

[@thedoughyboy4030]

That would be beautiful.

[@ramaceq7672]

Same brother

[@thequesomanishere]

I've never hoped for anything more.

[@vantheman3857]

Exactly .. halfway through the video I thought the same thing. MAHK if you're reading this those fuckers are next !

[@vthompson1987]

Wasn’t Gillette the company that practically invented the “pink tax” by overcharging women for the Venus razors?

[@riverlopez3915]

I fucking love you bro your videos are so awesome keep up the good work

[@ramaceq7672]

River Lopez did you just call him a bro you are cancer to the human race bitch. .....................................................JK

[@RichardPhister]

"You just gonna let these little kids fight?" *C* *O* *O* *L*

[@TNTom67890]

I am waiting for a toxic femininity maxi pad commercial...

[@MrJoshcc600]

Nah only women buy those. But women buy razors too so bet this boosted sales

[@VINTAGE1959]

Nah, the toxic feminism Barbasol commercial

[@pgtmr2713]

They have not begun to feel the sting of this woke bullshit ad yet.

[@VINTAGE1959]

@@pgtmr2713 oh they will soon.

[@revolvingworld2676]

InfamousXer0_ What else is there?

[@skubz81]

Haven't bought a Gillette product since and never ever will.

[@Sillimant_]

Honestly same, I only started shaving recently and was excited as a child to use gilette. Now I outright refuse to touch their shit. What the fuck did they think would happen when they attacked their customers?

[@antuliohot]

@@Sillimant_ Only a no-backbone having individual would think this was an attack but go off I guess 🤷‍♂️

[@Sillimant_]

@@antuliohot or you're just used to the normalised demonisation of men just for existing

[@antuliohot]

@@Sillimant_ Equality will always feel like oppression to someone standing on privilege. Nothing about this is demonizing, it is a reality that this behavior from men should not be accepted

[@richard6802]

@@antuliohot go fuck yourself

[@Corrupted]

Saving the world one ad at the time

[@erenarmin6403]

Rip

[@SaintDuck]

Ok, I'll say what everyone's thinking, but is afraid to say. Neither of those kids knew how to fight worth shit. It was like watching two girls go at it, they broke it up out of embarrassment.

[@ramaceq7672]

Saint Duck so true. Jk

[@Krash845]

What did you expect? Their dads are a pair of fat, soy eating, chodes who get bossed around by their fat feminist wives. Those kids never had a chance.

[@phantomspaceman]

That's why you let them fight while their teeth can all grow back. No boy should not know how to throw a proper punch before they become a teenager. Instead we have boys crying on video to their dads when someone leaves mean internet comments about them on facebook.

[@kylem1112]

maybe because they are just rough housing. not fighting dumbass.

[@simiancavecreature7699]

If it was only almost like watching 2 girls fight, does that mean they were only half way through estrogen therapy? First the slapping starts then they start wearing dresses.

[@JoeCnNd]

You should have did your dollar shave club ad at the end.

[@dragons_red]

I think they dropped him by this time, lol. There are older vids where comments are pointing out how funny he did the dollar shave ad but then he had to cut them out of the vid. Sounds like dollar shave didn't find him funny.

[@therussianbullfrog3975]

@@dragons_red Which is werid cause if I was a business person I would want Mahk to represent my company. Talks about my product and talks bad of my rivals. Two for the price of one.

[@noobforsoup]

I really expected the ending to go like "The boys watching this today... could be the females of tomorrow"

[@southafricanizationofsociety20]

“Now transition! Take the back!”

[@MrPlatoon91]

Had to stop the video and come to put a like to this comment

[@Gatinois]

Sharper than a gillette, more durable than a chevy... I'm wet.

[@ramaceq7672]

Gatinois where when camera maybe and what’s your favorite position?

[@rigel1974]

Gatinois Bad day with the drips, huh?

[@MrGgabber]

Instead of teaching inane lessons like, "Masculinity is toxic", how about teaching boys that real masculinity is about protecting, providing, and supporting people, being a defender against wrongdoing. You know, like it has been. This isn't some new concept.

[@Sillimant_]

It is when you live your entire life on tumblr. Objectively the worst site on the internet

[@gabesmith3409]

And some people say “if you can win a bar fight, you’re a real man” I say “If you turn the other cheek and just don’t let them bother you, you’re a rational and mature person”

[@alexduey7868]

Thank you somebody gets it!

[@zmccllc2096]

i agree,. But...know that protecting generally means intimidating and/or physically overpowering another person (man usually). Hurting someone else so they can't hurt your people. Basic stuff there. But that is way to realistic now a days.

[@chrissmith8830]

Ramjambammam Dude because masculinity means toxicity no matter how you define it to these idiots. It’s all the same to them.

[@dragons_red]

God damn the Cosby Show insert at the beginning. Those little details make these videos so much better.

[@voetbal12]

Chevy sitting in the corner like "Ssssh he has a new target now"

[@EmesiS]

Because the boys watching today, will be the trans women of tomorrow.

[@ramaceq7672]

EmesiS how does that fucking work

[@Hundura]

What’s sad is you’re right, the school I go to is letting guys wear dresses to school if they choose to identify as whatever pronoun they make up. I’ve already seen 2 guys walking around in dresses and everyone is telling them how brave they are.

[@EmesiS]

@@Hundura Serious? It's worse than I thought. So wearing a dress is brave? When I was younger, bravery meant an entirely different thing. Lol...crazy world.

[@EmesiS]

@@ramaceq7672 How does what work? Are you paying attention?

[@Hundura]

@EmesiS Exactly! And these “brave” people always get offended by everyone and everything! They are the ones in class who don’t pay attention, cause altercations in the classroom and they love being the center of attention! I’ve never seen these guys or their friends bullied for “being themselves” but I’ve seen them causing the problems by telling others they aren’t “tolerant” and society has been brainwashed by gender stereotypes. These people simply thrive on the attention they receive while playing the victim role. It’s such a load of B.S.

[@therealjoshtodd]

dude your "if commercials were real" series makes me literally laugh out loud. keep em coming!

[@carsncabins1349]

Lmao “fighting is wrong, especially when your kids gettin his ass kicked” that had me dying

[@gododoof]

Gillette wants a world without Dad jokes. I don't want to live in that world.

[@christophercarnes5225]

Dad jokes are bad puns and innocent goofball shit. The only people who take issue with dad jokes are kids.

[@ramaceq7672]

People have feelings that’s people hate each other and have 911

[@christophercarnes5225]

RAMACE Q good point, people do have feelings that's people hate each other AND have 911. Without that 911 spaghetti people would be elephant pancakes.

[@ramaceq7672]

Christopher Carnes you right

[@gododoof]

@@christophercarnes5225 Kids and Hugh

[@sneakybullet]

“Get the hell off my porch!” Lmao

[@willthechill3992]

"Fuck you"

[@ramaceq7672]

Hi

[@aleramone23]

"The men of tomorrow" Damn....somebody make a time machine and send me to 1950.

[@kristiant96]

You wouldn't want that.

[@kcajmortsnnew1488]

@The Flying Dutchman NOT ! the 50's REALLY sucked , total control and ignorance...try the late 60's........the "shit show" now is a return to the 50's in many ways

[@blackchibisan8116]

I think my favorite part of this is when the kids were fighting you spoke what we would all think if someone didn’t try and break it up. “Well, if no one is going to break it up I might as well give advice and encouragement to the one doing the best in the fight.” XD

[@NoHomo1776]

Sold all my PG shares, will never by a Gillette product again.

[@OpTiclightning]

same, for the latter. They MUST have been paid greatly to make that video because no company in their right mind would 'just' publish a video like that.

[@benvasilinda9729]

It would be funny to find out later that Dollar Shave Club actually made that commercial.

[@b00stedrust]

@@benvasilinda9729 they're all owned by the same rich jewish ppl... look into it.. ppl left gilette and poured into the same company...lol

[@someguy43210]

Gillette should be the least of your concern among the products Procter & Gamble made.

[@NoHomo1776]

Max Johnson Yes, but Gillette is the one company that hired the feminist cunt who made that trash commercial. Anyway, I sold PG.

[@niloc7345]

That Linda part was hilarious

[@obits3]

Its ok, he got this 🤣

[@k20z3keith7]

Harvey Winecooler 😂😂😂 I'm dead. You win Mahk.

[@justinrichards7194]

Another spectacular video for such a serious commercial wow. Great work buddy.

[@5321mc]

Mahk as a female viewer I just want to say I don't appreciate you mansplaining this entire commercial to me. Do you think we're *stupid* ?

[@ramaceq7672]

Dr. Shrek very much.......................................,.......................................................................................JK

[@MarkMcDaniel]

Nobody is stopping you from creating a (cough) "better" piece of satire.

[@deviss5979]

Yes you are.

[@lonebikeroftheapocalypse9527]

Do you *really* want me to answer your question?

[@___Karma__]

Make me a sandwich Oh yeah yeah 😏

[@josephking4732]

Anyone else been waiting for Zebra Corner to do this since the very minute Gillette released that abomination of a commercial? 😁😁

[@kevinriley6320]

Long live Al Bundy

[@boataxe4605]

How dare you say that to my face! I’d say it to your back by I’ve only got a half a tank of gas!

[@kevinriley6320]

@@boataxe4605 my favorite is Fat Woman: you'll be hearing from my attorney Al Bundy: would that be from the law offices of Hagen & Das?

[@jayprimo]

*Peg* : Did you miss me honey? *Al* : With every bullet so far.....

[@adamkendall997]

No Ma'am!

[@mehGyver]

Last of the manly TV men!

[@kirkhutchins4989]

"Got a regular Harvey Winecooler here!" Lol that's awesome!

[@CC-eg3yy]

Sorry, but this is not funny at all. Men have wasted a fantastic opportunity at claiming responsibility for their cavemen way of thinking and doing things. You need to evolve your sexist and macho views so we can all have a brighter future! Haha, just kidding, it's pretty funny.

[@useritiswhatitis4655]

Haha, that was pretty funny Anna you should be a comedian. Just kidding, get back to the kitchen.

[@JackCarregan]

Look at this lady. But it’s really a dude. There are no women on the internet.

[@MarkMcDaniel]

Enjoy your 27 cats, your uterus is going to shrivel up soon.

[@gooseofwar5711]

That face when your not sure if the comments are a joke or a minefield. :|

[@NextKnown]

Just kidding , right.

[@squirtle9990]

“Especially when his kid is getting his ass kicked”, literally killed me lmao

[@MartinAston00]

“A typical Harvey WineCooler here” 🤣🤣🤣

[@ChromeDestiny]

That was my favorite part, that and the Married With Children member berries.

[@michaeldebidart]

I laughed way too hard at “NO. Call me Mahk 3”

[@DarthEvilicus]

Nothing gets people to buy your product like deliberately antagonizing and berating your target demographic 🤦‍♂️

[@TheBeardedFrogSage]

"The boys of today will be the women of tomorrow." Fixed it for you.

[@marchellochiovelli7259]

Some already got an early start.

[@mstripling86]

"I can smell the rapey hormones coming out of your pores bro!"

[@KrisRN23935]

Who's idea was it to make a commercial antagonising their target audience? That vegan Teacher?

[@joimumu]

No she had just 90% of her evilness

[@5321mc]

*Harvey Winecooler*

[@walkermorales337]

I thought mark was going to start betting on the kids, “I’ve got $5 on Timmy”

[@lawrencegenereux8567]

THAT would have been perfect!

[@crazymic79]

"Vulvarine?" Niice

[@thomasdragon658]

Haha, " Is nobody going to break these kids up?" "Cool" That had me rolling.

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

0:33 Al bundy from "married with children"

[@Caprioly]

This parody tops all the other parodies and rants the Gillette commercial has raised. It does point out the commercials doublestandard and inconstancy but it does it in genuinely funny and intelligent way. Subscribed!

[@dnsmithnc]

"You're right Fred. Fighting's wrong." Aside to the guy standing next to him, "Especially since his kid's getting his ass kicked."

[@margieann6788]

'I can smell the rapey hormones coming out of your pores'. 😂😂😂😂☠️

[@industrialsteelframe3077]

That was the perfect video for a dollar shave club ad, you guys missed out on some proper product placement

[@ramaceq7672]

True

[@itskelvinn]

The shot of 50 dudes all grilling on their own grills and speaking in unison looks like such a joke. I can’t believe it was a serious part of the commercial

[@dorksdomain8355]

Ah yes I love when a multi billion dollar company looks down at me and baby talks me ethics thank you Gillette

[@LeechGeist]

“Transition! Take the back!” 😂 OSS!