If Disney made Return of the Jedi

In an alternate Star Wars universe far, far away where Palpatine told Vader to travel back in time (through the World Between Worlds) and fix Order 66 since all the younglings survived due to Disney lightsabers. But can Palpatine be trusted...?
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[@gabzitoshorts]

Go watch the full story! There's 2 episodes if you really wanna get invested Ep 1: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iHWkYX2FgJlrfM0si=DumNzj8FCDXPChgp Ep 2: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHicn6WEr5inZ6Msi=hn9sb9aS7uEehL1O

[@wyattcole5452]

I think I’d prefer this canon

[@Kaede-Sasaki]

Wait, full cgi was used for clone wars before Disney took over. Are you saying Disney would revert to cgi for this movie? 😼

[@Kaede-Sasaki]

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[@Kaede-Sasaki]

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[@status_quo_post]

I have no clue what's going on......... so it's the perfect Disney experience.

[@leafyishereisdumbnameakath4259]

Me too

[@HeviltheDevil]

My exact reaction.

[@gabzitoshorts]

you'd have to watch the full story to really get what's going on ;)

[@mm-yt8sf]

no... leave it in its confusing state...that will be the perfect way to honor disney 🙂

[@lordmaul3]

😂😂😂😂

[@Cre80s]

Somehow, the younglings returned.

[@ryanbauer3680]

They fly now?!

[@Orgeguhtreuhg]

the sequels have nothing on this legend

[@NolanCurry-y2x]

At first I thought this said that the sequels are nothing but a legend and I was about to blow up of anger

[@realsatoshihashimoto]

"But I threw them out the window..." "Exactly!" "... Did he forget we're Jedi?"😂😂😂

[@GeorgeMonet]

Jedi die when falling from that height. Just ask Mace Windu. Oh wait, he died the same way so you can't.

[@netrox0072]

Still has better twists than "somehow Palpatine has returned"

[@yakhooves]

“These younglings are very small!” I don’t know why, but I busted up at that line!

[@noneya3635]

The clone blasting the chair was a nice touch.

[@jaivan30]

Guy blasting the chair …

[@TheOrderOfDanos]

For the first minute i was like ha lol but then when the emperor started explaining seriously.......i was like........oh dear....disney genuinely mightve come up with that

[@xenomorphphantom8852]

This guy keeps giving them ideas!!! I can picture KK a head land taking notes vicariously as they watch this!!!!

[@CulturalSnob]

The power of maaaaaaanyyyy... voices in directors heads that is. Well done.

[@realpoesolo]

Better storytelling then the Acolyte

[@Phoenixesper1]

Thats like saying porn is better scripted then a Kardashian episode!

[@danielgalvez7953]

Than*

[@realpoesolo]

@@danielgalvez7953 oops

[@Kastle9498]

@@Phoenixesper1 lord

[@Kastle9498]

Lol

[@danielrice8756]

I'm too weak! I didn't want this, Disney did this to us! I didn't want to be cloned.

[@FloodSandwich]

To be fair, Palpatine cloned himself a bunch of times in legends. It was also pretty dumb

[@brianbell8382]

Palpatine bobbing his head from side to side like Kermit or Miss Piggy had me going! 🤣🤣🤣

[@MrMrMule]

You OVER ESTIMATE Disney's writing power!!! There's NO WAY Disney can produce quality content like this!

[@LTRX_]

That aint Palpatine! That's Shaved Palpitate!

[@henrymalloy1344]

3:08 was everyone's reaction to the acolyte

[@premisl2418]

😂 the clone who starts shooting the chair at 1:55 ☠️

[@somekindaMedusa]

That was so Disney accurate it's not even parody

[@eebgoz]

This was just mildly amusing... until the last 20 seconds. Laughed harder than in a long time at the end.

[@SkyShazad]

SADLY THIS IS EXTREMELY ACCURATE

[@DjBaapreB]

The world between worlds means that past writing can be adjusted.

[@rickyolivarez]

Yuck. Cause time travel crap always works out.

[@nedruss7040]

The "TM" in the subtitle after "World Between Worlds" is a nice touch, too.

[@SverigenyheternaOfficial]

That's some surprisingly good impressions of the original voices.

[@gabzitoshorts]

thank you sir

[@GooseKnight]

3:04 :Everyone’s reaction when that happened in the Acolyte

[@realpoesolo]

3:08 *

[@jdb2002]

I didn't watch the Acolyte. Did they actually have the younglings survive or something?

[@angingis5922]

@@jdb2002no but” the power of one “ craziness comes from the Acolyte and it is kind of its main themes. It’s stupid

[@Th0ughtf0rce]

​@jdb2002 "the power of many" was said in the most cringe inducing tone ever put to screen.

[@comicfan1324]

2:55 this is better acting than in the show

[@mshea12341]

Literally better than the last jedi

[@AlvaSjöholm]

And rise of skywalker

[@Agnus131]

@@AlvaSjöholm Actually TLJ is probably the best of the saga and ROS the worst (close with nearly all the prelogy).

[@DoctorFu]

The power of mannnnyyyy 😅

[@grumpyoldwizard]

Nice Emperor voice.

[@edwardjohnson6744]

"SOMEHOW THE JEDI HAS RETURNED...."

[@MeCanik79]

Vader: "Wtf are you doing?" 😂😂😂

[@Heil-Haidra2319]

Disney already did, it is called "Rise of Skywalker"

[@Tyler_Frenzy]

This ain't Palpster The Sheevster this is Plap Plap Teen The Sheep Shagger

[@Ace-r5y]

2:46 THE JEDI IN THE BACKGROUND GOT ME LAUGHING

[@nunterz]

Nah Disney can't write something this brilliant. I actually enjoyed this. Also, very good voice acting.

[@Lemuel928]

Time was split in two..In one point,Han Solo died before Cloned Sidious.(And yet he didn’t read the rule of one since Chewie died in that better possible reality.)

[@theduckofdestiny2526]

I cant handle the emperors kermit the frog head shakes 😂

[@mikekolokowsky]

Time is not linear. Listen to Yoda, he’s jumping around in time every sentence! Proves it, that does. Linear, time is not!

[@Blue-nb6iu]

‘The power of mannnnynyyny’😂

[@longtsun8286]

It's scary how ACCURATE this is.

[@masere]

The younglings who survived the fall could have saved those who didn't by using the Force.

[@StarWarsSquad]

Just discovering these - you do fantastic work! Well done !!

[@DoodsUnited]

"somehow, EVERYONE returned" - Pou Domingo

[@roycehuepers4325]

You unlocked a bad ptsd moment at the end for all of us... 😂

[@TMCNJ]

But it’s just iconic characters spewing out lines and plot threads that hardly connect or make sense… wait

[@gabzitoshorts]

it's a clip from a 40 minute story in 2 episodes haha, doesn't really make sense like this no

[@ericlopez7120]

Emperor Palpatine is giving me Jim Carey in the Christmas Carol vibes.

[@TheAmerind]

This is actually good

[@ChristopherPearson-u1u]

This manages a horror vibe despite the comedy better than most horror-comedy movies.

[@white_dragoon_x]

Makes more sense than someone with absolutely no jedi training defeating a sith lord the first lightsaber duel she ever had.

[@brezelp3137]

a what if Disney made the Duel of the Fates could be awesome

[@Hollarite]

Not even a second in and I'm already giggling from the Emperor flying across the room

[@XLA-zg1nn]

No idea how this came into my feed, but Im thankful.

[@lowlifeangler]

Luke would have died saving Han and Leia on Tatoonie. Leia w/Luke's lightsaber would have taken out Vader and Emperor Palpatine to save the galaxy

[@albdamned577]

Disney lightsaber, lol…the futurama pilot episode predicted it even…

[@johnearle7776]

Next up, Star Wars-The Musical.

[@dsansenbong]

this is a very exquisite, lore accurate depiction of Disney Star Wars before the Rey era, no poop era

[@entropybentwhistle]

I haven’t seen any of the Disney expansions so I had no idea what that ending was, so I looked for that clip from The Acolyte…O.M.F.G!!! No wonder people were crapping all over that series.

[@lowlifeangler]

Mando series was really good Boba Fett was good Kenobi was good Andor -had the best acting out of all of them. Loved the storyline! Asoksa- bad acting , OK storyline Acolyte- beyond worst acting, horrible script! Skeleton Crew: Hope the best, expect the worst

[@Mikewee777]

Disney preventing falls from killing characters only creates a huge plot hole where Mace Windu should be alive somewhere.

[@Optimus-Prime-Rib]

Lol’d at the end there 😅

[@Luis-jl6oh]

More comedic that Detours

[@bannannabannanna3676]

acolyte was shit

[@EpicJoshua314]

How? There were a few things here and there that could have been improved but it was far from shit.

[@bannannabannanna3676]

@@EpicJoshua314 a few is crazy… the only thing that was pretty good was the fights. Everything else was shit, especially the writing. I mean come on man

[@ShadowMarth121]

1000/10 plot and comedy😂😂😂😂

[@THX--nn5bu]

Palpatine sounded more like Jim Carrey as Ebenezer Scrooge in a Christmas Carol.

[@winchestersingerharvelle83]

Vader "What The Fu*k Are You Doing" ........Lol lol😂😅

[@filipenerya.2505]

Crazy... All makes sense

[@Farmfresheggggss]

You made another banger again gabzito! You never fail to make a masterpiece!

[@fenixmaker]

The power of mannnyyyyy😂😂

[@reidveryan9414]

This is absolutely hilarious!

[@aurorauplinks]

I actually thought Vader saving the younglings and hiding them from the emperor would have made sense loool

[@TheMetalRedneck]

Palpatine sounds like GMan from Half-Life.

[@Sewersyrup]

Somwhow Palpatine still makes too much sense for this to be Disney star wars.

[@scibus2593]

Oh no not the Wheedon dialogue ouch it hurts it’s brilliant

[@Mysticinvestigations]

I thought for sure Palpatine and Darth Vader end up being killed by Vader's previously unknown sister, who then takes over the entire galaxy.

[@Craig-j2e]

Concord IS Star Wars if Disney started it.

[@RaindoggTV]

If Disney made Return of the Jedi it would have had little teddy bears in it...oh wait.

[@2002films]

Better story telling than the Last Jedi

[@Ari-xy2eb]

I don't know how many times I've watched the power of mAaanyYY scene. It's just accurate😂

[@Jaake-my2rq]

Beautiful.

[@matthewburgar2626]

Honestly, Disney has destroyed Star Wars. What the hell was George Lucas thinking selling his masterpiece of a franchise to them.

[@TheEndrass]

Somehow a expected him to sing about the glory of the Sith or the dark side

[@7thNCtrooper2]

I feel like I missed part one. This whole thing makes a much sense as a square wheel.

[@gabzitoshorts]

yup it's a clip from a longer story in two parts so far, will be a trilogy :)

[@erikmielke9008]

Disney would never come up with such an original idea.

[@jameszanker8423]

😂That ending, im dying!😂

[@andreasbroman6799]

Wait...he threw younglings out the window, but they were full grown-ass Jedi when they landed 🤨🤔😄

[@SucculentChineseMeal]

I have no idea what's happening and at this point i'm afraid to ask

[@SoldierOfOne]

Howling...

[@oliverprice114]

"Somehow the Death Star returned"

[@jc441-i3q]

Palpatine kinda forgot about the rebel fleet...

[@TheSolidSnakeOil]

I don't know wtf just happened.

[@patrickday4206]

Now we need quantum leap to fix the time line

[@valmid5069]

Star Wars Humor: *Hello There!!!!*

[@BoohooYes-vw9hj]

It began with a bitch slap. What a Masterpiece.

[@GeorgeMonet]

Jedi die when falling from that height. Just ask Mace Windu. Oh wait, he died the same way so you can't.

[@ReicantheJester]

then a girl who comes in, no training or anything just simply believes she can defeat them all, queefs and they all just die. and bam Vaders suit turns white and Palpatine combusts.

[@thelonelyturkey7902]

My brain in non-functional due to this.

[@jamesreynolds4272]

More coherent story than the acolyte

[@russellrichardson3088]

I foresee a great many Disney Star Wars parodies in the future. Ironic, they could change everything about Star Wars, but not the fans

[@Kaede-Sasaki]

Wait, full cgi was used for clone wars before Disney took over. Are you saying Disney would revert to cgi for this movie?

[@JMYaden]

This is far better than any pseudo-Star Warsian nonsense created lately. I was compelled the entire time. Great job! 🤣🤣🤣

[@JazzyCurry]

So Palps wanted a sith empire ooo boii Vader your not a special one anymore

[@FloodSandwich]

To be fair, Palpatine cloned himself like 9 times in legends. It was also pretty dumb

[@dogofwar6769]

This is better written than The Last Jedi.

[@TheRealChristianMitchell]

Disney: OMG THIS IS AMAZING WERE GONNA FRICKEN MAKE A PART 2) ...........................

[@Craig-j2e]

It would be worse than Concord.