If EA Made Elden Ring...

#fromsoft #eldenring #darksouls #souls #darksouls3 #fromsoftware
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[@will9046]

Nah this ain’t Elden ring this is old circle

[@olaoberg4165]

"you are maidenless" *Buy maiden 15$*

[@OldBoyC]

Lmfao💀

[@Kardfogu]

Maidens are not included.

[@WhoThisMonkey]

What if your maiden runs off with her cousin? Do you get a refund?

[@Kardfogu]

@@WhoThisMonkey Does "getting a refund" sound like EA Games to you? Seriously.

[@jonlava173]

☠️😂🤣

[@jibi9275]

Underground maps would be a 40$ DLC and the Ranni's quest a 10$ DLC

[@Sodapop777]

at the end of her quest "want to pick up Dark Moon Greatsword for $19.99"

[@cgqn4398]

That's some destiny shit💀

[@tarrabah5775]

Nah don't exagerate... Even Lightfall wasn't THAT Bad 😂​@@cgqn4398

[@myoldvan119]

Dollar sign comes first

[@jajasking9652]

Consecrated snowfield and halingtree DLC for 40 dolars, weeping peninsula and mt gelmir DLC for 15 dolars each

[@mattiasxxxx7096]

U missed the part where first 3 Attempts of Login failed

[@OldBoyC]

💀 ain’t no way

[@bimmer8602]

First time I played battlefront 2 2017 I got hit with error like 6 times trying to login. After like the 9th try I got in lol.

[@mattiasxxxx7096]

@@bimmer8602 it still takes at least 2-3 try any time i try to play it

[@phoebedraper170]

And its always online

[@ppaappii478]

ea launcher fails before that

[@JujuInFlames]

Should’ve shown the map but with everything marked😂bosses, dungeons, one big ol checklist

[@OldBoyC]

😭😭😭

[@st.haborym]

I feel like that's more ubishit

[@terencecurran7819]

This is exactly what I can't stand about Ff7 Rebirth. That shit is exhausting. It really takes all the mystery away and makes it a big ol checklist

[@digletttexano678]

Ubisoft

[@questionablezoomer764]

Like how Elden Ring shows it’s tunnels? I lost count of how many times I had to check the map to see where I was and where I was going in Elden Ring

[@Sodapop777]

"Want to rebirth? $14.99." "Want to stop invaders from invading? $7.99 an hour." "Want to use remembrances? $5.99."

[@VasshuStampede]

The rebirth thing is something I could actually imagine EA doing

[@Witheredfuntimefreddy]

I like how there’s a boss skip offer for an already optional boss

[@AdoreYouInAshXI]

@qwerty1131it was pretty obvious what was coming, and not that funny.

[@Renegade0_0]

​@AdoreYouInAshXI you're so cool and edgy

[@AdoreYouInAshXI]

@@Renegade0_0 Go be salty to someone that cares

[@Renegade0_0]

@@AdoreYouInAshXI oh oh shiver me timbers🥶🥶🥶

[@AdoreYouInAshXI]

@@Renegade0_0 🧂 🧂 🧂

[@Oxssyd]

"You are tarnished " GET SHINY FOR $10

[@ItsS0ph1e]

“Watch an ad to revive!”

[@dogehasagi8643]

It's mobile game

[@ulyssesflag3062]

How long are the ads? 4 ads can't skip them, each 50 seconds long

[@Gelfoss]

0:17 너무 좋다 100달러에 그냥 준다고? 한국 게임이었으면 구매해도 5%이하 확률로 가질수 있는데😂

[@kaiseryuuki4098]

Also, a way more intrusive HUD with a large mini-map and an objective list in the corner.

[@Aakecia]

Sounds lame

[@JdotSweapA]

$2.99 for 5 Stonekeys? hell no!. Theyd charge us $2.99 PER key.

[@rayzerot]

It would take 6 keys to open the imp lol

[@FnD4212]

If they charge $3 for 5 stonekey, they make sure the statue require 500 stonekey to unlock

[@anima4real866]

Want a boss weapon? Pay $5 for a 0000,1% chance to get the weapon you actually want.

[@TheeSinnerman]

Genshin Impact players owning half the world's economy:

[@AC-wl7ve]

$5? Dude have you seen fifa lol? They have packs that costs more than the damn game and you still have a tiny percentage at top tier items.

[@blondsucre8179]

Glass shard and the soap on the free track of the battlepass 😂

[@OldBoyC]

Great items

[@S.Pan9]

​@@OldBoyC85% of players suggest you buy these items 👍 😂

[@OldBoyC]

REAL@@S.Pan9

[@S.Pan9]

@@OldBoyC yea

[@darkin1484]

You spawn in the game: *Become Elden Lord $199.95* *Game ends*

[@Diresilence]

Likely also include a "Instantly level up to 200? 49.99!"

[@npatt6362]

That would be a Blizzard game my friend.

[@marcusjohanson1064]

49.99 would not be enough for them. It would be around 200.00. 1$ per level

[@bencoppock8592]

​@@marcusjohanson1064 *2 dollars per lvl up

[@TheVocalTune]

Wow perfect for those of us who touch grass. Wait how come I am.still losing? I have armor and level advantage! Do I actually have to get good?

[@babywasp4805]

The fact you can just straight up buy Moghs Great Rune 😂😂😂

[@CastTerror5]

People need to make more videos like these which mock developers who promote Microtransactions

[@dragskcinnay3184]

1:40 I was expecting "buy a revive", but this works too 😂😂😂

[@certifiedcib7958]

Ahahahaha same!! But I thought it was gonna be $2.99 to respawn at grace and continue the playthrough 😂😂

[@leme686]

Sir that blue screen got me. Bravo..

[@crikitten]

my heart stopped 🙃

[@TheWitcherKingGeralt]

I was a little shocked when it appeared on my tablet))

[@ivaerz4977]

You owe EA exactly 455789 dollars​@@TheWitcherKingGeralt

[@mateusleme2322]

Boss skip? They wouldn't do that. Instead try "revive for $4,99". They know it makes more money.

[@MasqueradeVillage]

“Kale’s Wares” lmfao 😂

[@DanishThePenguin]

At 10 total deaths: Easy Difficulty now available! Only $9.99 Every time Malenia kills you: Disable Malenia Heal/Scarlet Rot/Waterfowl! $4.99 each *per attempt* Whenever you die using an un-altered weapon: Ashes of War Available! Check Shop? Y/N After gaining 10,000 Runes in a day: Rune Limit Reached. Boosters now available! $9.99 for 10,000! (Albinauric Rune Farm now causes player bans) When using Rememberance to get equipment: Get both prizes! $4.99 per Remembrance! Oh, and equipment unlocked for purchase by beating bosses like Radahn's armor is now on the in-game shop to buy for $10 each as alternate costumes instead of unlockable armor pieces Outlandish as all of this may seem, the sad part is that some companies like EA, Ubisoft and Activision would absolutely go this far and even further if they could get away with it

[@davidrw67]

Very true ubisoft done battlepass in for honor hero early acess, EA do it with sims 4 maybe all there games to get easy cash little work for dlcs they was planning to but in the game for free if you get the delux edition

[@the_seer_0421]

Honestly that fits ea more than ubisoft.

[@OldBoyC]

It fits every triple a studio right now💀

[@the_seer_0421]

@@OldBoyC true

[@laisraposodematosbezerra3778]

​@@OldBoyCi have seen that Fromsoftware is a Triple A too, but it doesnt do it, mabe they are the best from all these studios

[@CITYZEN50]

​@@laisraposodematosbezerra3778Is sucker punch a triple a? Cuh they one of the best devs rn, I mean they made one of the best games ever, ghost of tsushima.

[@laisraposodematosbezerra3778]

@@CITYZEN50 I don't know, only because they made a really good game, does not Mean they are triple A. Look at Hollow Knight, it was made by only 3 devs and a lot of volunteers

[@OldBoyC]

I guess this video hit the algorithm lol, make sure to subscribe because I make videos about the soulsborne games

[@AkioJunichiro]

I will trust you, suscribe and hope you'll not fall in the abyss of my suscribes

[@OldBoyC]

@@AkioJunichiro Trust me bro I'm cooking up a storm rn

[@kp-fh1pv]

It would be really cool if you could make similar videos about elden ring but by other companies

[@OldBoyC]

I’d be down, I’m working on a different vid rn but maybe I’ll do them as an in between

[@Soundwave1900]

So is half the internet, why's that a good reason to sub?

[@Kardfogu]

Once you paid for it, the small letter paragraph under "Play with friends" says: - Does not include multiplayer services and connection to other players, the friends summoned are premade bots and they require an always online connection. Thank you for your purchase.

[@GawainW]

So they're the "Specters" from Lies of P except you have to pay to use them? Lol

[@Kardfogu]

@@GawainW That would be an EA move, wouldn't it be? Tbh that's also a Nintendo move, the Mario Kart mobile game pretended you play against real players, but the randomly generated nicknames were so sloppy it was easy to realize they make you play against bots...

[@R3dShift]

With the sheer amount of content that Elden Ring provide i can't even fathom the amount of monetization EA would do with the same game.

[@extremelyboredtatsumaki.495]

“Unlock stake of Marika? $9.99”

[@PersonalVx]

0:24 “Leave” $1.99 💀

[@rancidpumpkin5009]

The Didi Kong Racing music is just great. 😂

[@hankhillsdisappointedsigh]

Not enough tower climbing quests

[@blizzardgaming7070]

Divine towers?

[@JeffreyBernabe]

That was ubisoft

[@questionablezoomer764]

@@blizzardgaming7070exactly

[@lusastmafrkr7191]

0:55 „Pay with friends“

[@barazo1011]

The last part with the lag and blue screen made me jump for a second... that was great!

[@mortadasaleh7423]

FromSoftware is now creating a DLC that contains more high-quality content than all the games, DLCs, and microtransactions released by EA in the last 10 years combined, all for $40. 🗿

[@cherrycola4476]

Remember to check back at the elden shop!

[@shadowtzhar]

If Ubi made Elden Ring, you would have started out with 250 green orbs at 1:16 and be tempted to cash in for 50 more orbs 🤑

[@VyVy-hc8hm]

That buy boss skip 2.99 really got me 😂😂

[@SaxSlaveGael]

Couldn't be more accurate 🖕 EA!

[@OldBoyC]

Lmao, didn’t think I’d see you here bro😭

[@Quadraxis]

The thing is, even if they had made the framework, it's Elden Ring's immensely solid gameplay and compelling world building that makes it interesting, neither of which EA has ever pulled off.

[@righteouslin3621]

It seems like a joke, but no. It is just works because lot of players really purchase those jokes.

[@liamvermaak982]

"Church of EA" and not Elleh, would have been accurate 😂

[@petrox859]

I expected that stonesword key to break

[@Lordzy.]

As a long time fifa , apex legends player This couldnt be more accurate 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@sse12345]

Ubisoft be farming money on anything

[@finlay9260]

Thanks for the Diddy Kong Racing music

[@OldBoyC]

No problem dude, that soundtrack hits different

[@user-jj3hd7bn5l]

dies to boss EA: extra life 5 bucks

[@Saver4]

I missed the part where the game forces you to download the EA launcher and then it crashes the entire time.

[@Crichjo32]

Only Limgrave would be accessible from the start. Caelid, underground , Liurnia, Altus, and the mountain of the giants would be locked behind pay walls.

[@zweihander00]

They would sell half of the map as "dlc"

[@GetBetterThough]

OMG this is so classic 😂, Diddy Kong racing song instantly brought back amazing memories of my childhood lol

[@OldBoyC]

DUDE I LOVE DIDDY KONG RACING🔥 the soundtrack absolutely slaps, that’s why I always include it in my vids😭

[@ThisChannelIsAbandoned300]

This do be Activision

[@The_K4iser]

Probably the map custom marks (a underrated thing in Elden) will be a Dlc

[@samariachoocombs7397]

this needs more views

[@Austinaf55]

"Boss skip" is craazy lol

[@miziu4004]

CAPCOM

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

Dang They Still Around? I Remember Back In The Day The Used To Make Lost Planet And Other Good Sh*t Like That

[@cottonmather1969]

​@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025wait what? Aren't they still as big as ever? They're still making extremely popular games like street fighter 6, Dragons Dogma 2, Resident evil 4 Remake etc.

[@Grimm_Lord95]

​@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025lol of course they're still around capcom is one of the most popular game company's

[@MforMovesets]

What the f*** are you talking about!? All the microtransactions are optional and never communicated in the games. Wait are you even real? With that profile pic I never know.

[@MforMovesets]

​@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025You talk shit, so does the bot who dropped the name.

[@zick9891]

The music is so nostalgic 😭

[@OldBoyC]

We love diddy Kong racing over here😭 (not gonna lie, easily one of the best games)

[@zick9891]

@@OldBoyC fr, this was my first game to play ever and its still one of my favorites ngl😭

[@evilsensei8262]

This is my worst nightmare lol!

[@raythepony]

If it was truly made by EA, there would be an Easy Mode.

[@gatorb8]

In all seriousness I'd pay 5 bucks for a seamless co-op mode lol

[@krishnachaitanyagv5065]

You forget where you need to pay a monthly fee of 12.99$ to ride Torrent. Also, you only bought Limgrave, it takes either 2000 hours of gameplay or 15.99$ to unlock any new area (Weeping Peninsula, Caelid, Liurnia etc.)

[@shaunbarclay1309]

You didnt include the "failed to sync achievments" pop up on uplay whenever you launch siege

[@MrHemFun]

Quantum TV would give this version a 10/10

[@dungnguyenmanh6420]

It supose to be "continue by watching ads"

[@Kaslitama]

"Expand Map $4.99 Full map --Limited time offer!!-- $49.99" Nice vid!

[@PseudoNym13]

“Play with friends” Xbox and ps subscriptions too lmao

[@dydrono]

I like to imagine the blue screen of death, with error code MANUALLY_INITIATED_CRASH, was caused by EA's anti-cheat detecting he was cheating them out of their money by not buying anything.

[@MaddMountains]

Don't give them any ideas. I swear I could see this happening for Elden Ring 2.

[@MaddMountains]

@awhellnah__ yes

[@dir3ctxz7]

you $%#@%^^% for a moment I thought my new PC got blue screen already!!!

[@pizzajeanz4410]

Boycott EA games

[@bakerXderek]

Just the hypothetical thought of this being a thing pissed me off lol

[@dukebacon957]

"Elden Ring has stopped working" (from Battlefield 4)

[@dukebacon957]

-50% off (1 month later)

[@dukebacon957]

New DLC includes new battle pass, unique items, the real ending, and second DLC news

[@dukebacon957]

Finally the studio closed. Reboot series a few years later with awesome cinematic trailer

[@dukebacon957]

Bad hardware performance, In-game purchase, -50% off again, Season pass, and so on

[@Martunex]

there's an error at the 0:50 mark, the play with friends would be a $4.99 monthly subscription, not a one time payment

[@twokei2]

tarnished is fighting for his survival and sill required to pay his bills.

[@orion1644]

I like how he put elden stars into the early game merchant‘s shop, knowing all to well how useless that incantantion is

[@whimsicalhamster88]

It is kind of insane how much value you get from $60. I’m almost at the end of my first play through for like 100 hours and I realize I have barely scratched the surface of the stuff to do.

[@Realmidboss]

0:50 Ah yes, the Online Pass. Thank god it disappeared into oblivion.

[@serozoleen9870]

"Buy boss skip"😂

[@chonsawataewame225]

EA employee will look at this and be like "that's a good idea"

[@charon7581]

THE BLUE SCREEN DUDE.... I SHAT MY PANTS

[@seanchan4478]

"Don't worry, you don't need to pay anything to beat the game" immediately get invaded by somebody who did pay a lot of money, just to beat you.

[@White2098]

I was expecting you to open the door to limgrave and be greeted with 100+ icons on your screen 😂

[@pockylovingranger]

The use of music from Diddy Kong Racing was genius and it hit me right in the nostalgia feels…also, this is exactly what EA would do xD

[@josecarlos-fb5zd]

Me: start new game* The game: please select difficulty, easy, normal, hard

[@Fun_Professional2u]

The Diddy Kong racing track had me cracking up from the start.

[@MforMovesets]

If people are so easily impressed I should be rich.

[@conceptoarcanocanaloficial]

Everytime you die on a boss: "Having a hard time with the boss? You can fight him again for 1.99$, and also you can have extra flasks in the fight for only 4.99$ "You don't need to git gut, just show us your credit card"

[@TienPham-wc4ov]

You are maidenless, pay to unlock maiden

[@klutchcarbon2791]

Summon's Ultimate Team gonna be interesting

[@casawi1986]

As a Battlefield fan i can confirm this, they lock the best weapons behind some stupid online assignments ( kill 120 with bayonet charge + 50 while swimming...) and its hard to do it, or buy the shortcut kit for 20$.

[@Kz3andMore]

*Game starts, enter tutorial boss arena and a random guy runs towards you* “A tarnished! Oh Marika! We are doomed! Ever since Radagon broke the Elden Ring and was cursed by the Erdtree, everything has gone downhill! Now all of the demigods are fighting for godhood, but we can stop it, together!” *Grafted boss appears* “Oh no! Godrick’s minions are here” *Bossfight starts, boss doesnt attack you. Suddenly the game pauses and a message pops on the screen* Press R1 for light strike. *R1* Press R2 for heavy strike. *R2* Boss hits you once “You are hurt, use an estus flask!” *Square* “Quick we cant hold on much longer” *Guy gets hit and his sword falls on the ground, you pick it up and kill the boss in a cutscene* “Ah… im dying… I will now become one with the erdtree.. but you can stop this… madness… ughh…” *Guy dies and game starts. Message pops up on the screen. IF YOU WANT TO EXPLORE THE SHADOW OF THE ERDTREE DLC AND FIND OUT THE FATE OF MIQUELLA, BUY NOW SHADOW OF THE ERDTREE EXPANSION PACK! 69,99$*

[@TheCommentGuy8]

And sometimes there is a text underneath that reads "I sense something nearby ...is it another dungeon, maybe" Games from Ubi and EA will sometimes be too direct with the consumer and hold their hands. Not "players", consumers.

[@DK-ep2ov]

I was expecting a prompt for a revive payment at the end, but an entire skip is more EA-like. 🤣

[@SpouTSmemS]

Diddy kong racing music wasna genius fit!

[@dckillerznwr1035]

Dont forget the LOOT BOXES...😂😅

[@budiisnadi]

Boc will asks for money to alter the clothes. You can put silly costumes on Melina for $2.99 each. You can buy skins for your steed.

[@Wolfces12]

Kale selling you big runes, I lost it with that one

[@venas543]

I can see this video working with Blizzard as well.

[@mortadasaleh7423]

We paid for the game in order to fight these bosses, not to pay another one in order to skip them. 😂

[@ElementEvilTeam]

I'm surprised it doesn't cost money to respawn

[@matejtoth2045]

They could never make such a masterpiece

[@MforMovesets]

Leave mission area, die automatically. Melina chimes in: "Tarnished! We're supposed to meet at Point A! Go to Point A now! Move move move!!"

[@leventelevente437]

"Looks like you're having a hard time with this boss. Buy instant revive, and revive here, in the boss arena, without losing your runes! Only 5.99!