IF EMINEM WAS A SCIENCE TEACHER | Crank Lucas

[@CrankLucas]

KZbin let me know what you learned from Em in this and what he should teach next?

[@thomaswilliams4516]

Aye you nasty with it in real life

[@79noel]

Bro, you need to make teach botanical or physics

[@57kwest]

Wood shop or Sex Ed!

[@ranchosdelnorte]

Talk about the rise and fall of past civilizations and empires

[@avgoldhead7207]

Excellent way to drop knowledge but, please let Xanny Pacquiao teach the next class about The War on Drugs 😂😂

[@Ronin_Soldier]

I swear I thought crank was going to start the rap with "hi kids, do like science" 😂

[@djulbey]

Me 2

[@anthonyarcanumsanctumregnu9551]

Lol.

[@dc7236]

Miss opportunity

[@KingFearless]

It would have been too easy 😂

[@aleiterful]

Same

[@inquisitorholt8782]

Damn Crank, you're teaching more than the public school system 😂😂

[@hiawathaclemons]

He really did though. Like damn.

[@calitremor7372]

If Shady worked for the public school system, he’d be diss’n the faculty, and student body while drinkin’ Seagrams.

[@davidhowell1415]

That isn’t hard to do with like 90 something percent of kids failing main Baltimore. But I’m digging this spread knowledge how you can. Just be on the lookout for falsified history. Those fools that think the world is flat got it from someone.

[@kevinjones6964]

Factorials

[@CALLMESpacee]

Not for nothing I think these kids would take a seat faithfully if this was in classes.

[@game46312]

Em didn't have to do Hunter and his mom like that, lol.

[@marcusjones3961]

You know she posted something about it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@YaKillaCJ]

Flat back, no having ass

[@Em_Rey]

😂😂😂🎉🎉

[@r.m.5419]

😂😂

[@dvsvflood2466]

Eminem went from flunking jr. High at 35 years old, to teaching the jr. High

[@BxCortez2050]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@DavidZZidane10]

Lmao

[@skylarmccloud4080]

🎉😂😂 That's dope

[@Gabe94dotcom]

True

[@larrystrawder7825]

He flank 9 th grade 3 x

[@kestononline]

If teachers taught like this, kids would be smart AF

[@P71ScrewHead]

Sure.. 1:45 ..lol

[@marcoborrego5620]

That might be the dumbest comment ive read on here

[@deshaunx776]

Bullsh**. Teachers already do stuff like this and the kids don’t give af. They hate school because there are rules and they think teachers are whack 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@sahpdude]

Nah school has no useful information Why are kids learning about dinosaurs, how about financial management classes instead of sciences that 90% of kids don't care about. Like why do I need to learn about things that I will never need to know. How about a nature course that teaches about nature, finance course that teaches about money, math, reading and creative writing. We don't need to know how far Mars is to Venus and if it is travelling at 200 MPH how many times could it orbit the sun, why on EARTH should I care. hehe And history at this point is being taught so subjectively there is no information in it LOLLL Maybe if they taught something that kids recognized as a potential need to their future and gave them breaks through an 8 hour day then they would care more. Classes need to be 1 hour max, especially with attention retention, no one is paying attention for over an hour and 20 Intro Lesson Practice End Of Class Then Homework should just be slightly more difficult practice and you should give students time to finish it in school. School can honestly be 5 hours and 1 of those hours is 2 30 minutes breaks in between the 4 courses being taught And there should be A day and B day so kids don't get bored, and all HW should have 1 week to take home. Not every other day, they are just kids sheesh

[@MrChuks84]

Yeah instead of indoctrinating kids with trans love stuff

[@shaqpac51]

I think people don’t understand how smart you actually are when it comes down to imitation of rappers, word play, and just general knowledge I hope Eminem really do see your video and yall could collab. Merry Christmas to you and your family crank

[@ms.payton1458]

From a person who love science, thank you for this 🥰🙌🏾

[@fernandocantu7577]

Forgot to add the: “I’m just playing children you know I love you” at the end 😂

[@Batman_456]

The amount of talent in 1 video 🤯 dress like Em, Rap like Em, made a song about the birth of the earth and got it to rhyme, is everybody in the video and edited it, and the beat …..and it’s funny 😂

[@cortellmanuel3516]

His intellect has collected all my respects! Crank MF Lucas!

[@EvPdub]

Damn this is so fuckin underrated

[@RRCESMD]

Craig's about to flunk Mr. Mathers' class 😂

[@themaggattack]

Craig will be lucky if he SURVIVES Mr. Mathers class! 😂

[@proptrader]

I wish this was a whole series on different subjects. This was amazing. Like that old School House Rock series but on steriods.

[@skrishna3]

What if Rappers were teachers? Make it a playlist Crank Lucas!

[@RagnarokCo]

Might not be exactly what you asked for but Blackalicious has some science/educational based songs.

[@johnnieboy66]

Bro you're actually truly gifted.

[@TheTiltblazin]

1:49 "Say something else Craig, I'll choke you with a jumper cable!" Craig was looking confused like "What'd I Say wrong?" I'm CRYING! He's so accurate! This was AMAZING! 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

[@EvanyTV]

Crank Lucas is too TALENTED!!!

[@farouqabdul-shakur558]

This brother definitely needs a record deal. Awesome talent!!

[@sycofya1677]

Im gonna write my thesis for Harvard to this song🔥🔥😂😂😂

[@SliverShadow]

Droppin Science needs to be a whole album.

[@managai83]

Naming the beat "Angry Old Man" is uncalled for, Crank... 😂😂

[@Skelovane]

You nailed his (old school) style! 😂👌

[@petersonjeudy]

Bro....c'mon, you didn't need to kill it like that🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@YacolJ]

Seriously. Just like The Slim Shady L.P. The best Eminem album.

[@sty723]

Marshall's a teacher, WOW. I must have been taught wrong! Ahh, what else is new? Great video, homey.🤣

[@busyrand]

Flaming, dope, accurate rhymes! Very well done Crank...

[@iky4539]

Crank is so underrated it hurts the soul!

[@Fomagic]

U know what I can actually seeing his ass being a science teacher 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Peved]

Eminem as a marriage counselor

[@themaggattack]

Oh god! 🥴

[@netsendjoe]

This rap style of trying to teach things is something we need more of; haven't really heard it since the 90's. Reminds me of Baba Brinkman.

[@py_a_thon]

"Six million ways to die from the Seven deadly thrills. Eight year olds being found with 9 mils." - Mos Def(aka Yaasin Bey) -- 'Mathematics'(songTitle).

[@skylarmccloud4080]

This is your best yet. Great job Mr. Lucas

[@boxerbond8137]

This is mad funny please do more of these. "I'll choke you with a jumper cable"

[@DontArgueWithMe971]

Was dissing Hunters mother necessary 🤣 when teaching science

[@blackrex828]

Yes

[@DontArgueWithMe971]

@@blackrex828 😁

[@joesheppard5960]

Crank breaking bars as per usual

[@SirMac27]

"Say something else, Craig, I'll choke you with a jumper cable." ~LMAO~

[@Marine1One]

Love Knowledge. This is my favortite one so far.

[@Dxterjr1992]

Sometimes i get really serious and start dropping bars and feel i aint done shit better than crank lucass

[@13mrbigfoot]

“According to science We looked like ashley bob marleys “ that shit took me out 😂😂😂😂

[@MaxYoder]

Thanks!

[@mattd9692]

Lol subscribed, the jumper cable line, shady really came thru

[@bandilebertrandleopeng7046]

The collaboration that never happened, Canibus and Eminem could have killed it something like this.

[@aaronflowers8881]

Yes!

[@TheGiggleMasterP]

Not gonna lie this is the kind of flow injection the educational system really needs.

[@hulkthanos1332]

Son like the mailman he always deliver

[@hiawathaclemons]

I hope Shady sees this. This was layers of brilliance, young

[@TNCReacts]

This was dope as hell

[@ayoray555]

This is FRESH!

[@shemboney3911]

EM's history lessons next!!! I got my note book ready.

[@rhyno9798]

Super Dope, Super Creative 👀👀👀💣💥👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💪🏾💪🏾

[@TheArknessm]

You killed it in this one Crank!

[@TylerDuhDaddy]

This is absolutely fire af Crank!

[@mrllch]

This is brilliant my man Crank 😅

[@pierrebrown8337]

I wish Crank was my science teacher when I was in High School 20yrs ago.😂

[@themaggattack]

Hunter & Craig in trouble... Stan already in Mr. Mathers trunk.

[@amsamuel]

That Norbit line had me laughing so hard I missed what he said after that lol! I had to rewind. DOWN SOUTH!!!

[@AdventuresofAwesomeJoe]

Now I'm interested in an Eminem / National Geoghraphic documentary narration.

[@St.Madhouse]

This is great. Also giving strong Busdriver vibes

[@ryansenft3315]

Dude, that was great! I would love to see more videos like this.

[@beeggym666]

1st Round Draft Pick for EVERY group presentation!! WHAT?!? #RESPECT #ThisGonnaBeOnTheTest?

[@lewisplayspool]

"It's like the Earth is Rasputia, we got our own Norbit" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Iroh_of_the_white_lotus]

Extremely accurate

[@anthonybrown6143]

Brotha, you cease to blow my f@ing mind! Always great videos.

[@lethaldamage5310]

dat Sticky Fingaz vibe at the end!^_____^

[@Gst.Academy101]

This was high key fire 🔥 af!!!

[@dexterdennis8749]

Bringing the heat on this one🔥🌡️

[@calebtheviceroy]

Continuous 🔥 my G!

[@TheJoker-my2xz]

Just found this channel and I love it, man.

[@codenamelyrical6605]

i wished my science teacher was like that dope lyrics

[@earlbrown1160]

Fa real doe. You might need to market this as an alternative to classroom instruction. Be a guest instructor in schools, guest speaker at business conferences, guest speaker for new hire orientations, etc. You are on to something with this one, bro.

[@MaricaAmbrosius]

On point, briefly interrupted by random threats. So Slim.

[@JohnnyVega-qh2od]

Tap sharp as fuck only you sound closer to JZ voice in MM pattern style

[@Bean-Ice]

We need this form of teaching in every country and language.

[@carltonmenzies7558]

❤🗣️ He ain’t lying 🤥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@mlggamer5296]

This is so accurate I could literally hear Eminem rapping the exact same words. Also "shady my mom says the Earth is flat. That's cuz your mom don't got no back" 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Shit! That's wild

[@SoulBoyDoesArt]

Accurate af

[@ThatguyDev]

You are a very talented individual! This was dope!

[@LVonEveryDuffle]

can we take a minute to appreciate true talent...shessh🔥🔥🔥

[@curtisroberson4577]

You always go hard...very talented

[@iqbal1843]

Phenomenal!

[@e66iu]

Crank finna drop the dopest educational mixtape. Light, Black Holes, Black History, The Big Bang, The Universal Timeline Now we just gotta get LeVar Burtion on a track.

[@ObeyCamp]

Nobody has ever done slant rhymes as masterfully as Eminem... ...Until now. For real, though, making good-sounding rhymes out of words that don't actually rhyme requires a whole different kind of thought process and natural skill compared to traditional rhyming. It requires an intuition most rappers just don't really have. This is seriously lyrically impressive. I hope people understand this is way deeper than just sounding dope. This is some high level skill, Crank Lucas just makes it look effortless.

[@Soulreaper066]

Earned an easy sub. You are so good man. Love the Busta video too!

[@novalove4790]

You're soooo talented😍❤️

[@chevytahoe9913]

The dude is incredibly talented

[@888job]

Yo mom aint got no back cmon son 😅😅😅😅

[@IFURCOOL]

Dope 💯👏🏼👏🏼

[@jasonsmith2759]

Crank Lucas really needs to drop an educational mix tape

[@nicholasthomas.7553]

THE NORBIT BAR WAS CRAAAZY 🔥🔥🔥

[@solarsaiyan]

Aaaand Subscribed 🔥

[@Lemsa42400]

Bro you got fit ! Last time i saw your videos was like 2018 you were twice as big !

[@tristanirby6272]

Yo that was tight. I like that. Crank has some nice flows

[@leelee2632]

Genius way to reach and teach!

[@poetry.in.motion...3335]

INCOMPARABLE and UNCONQUERABLE.. That you are, #MrCrankLucas.. 🕊️💝🌹🙏🌹💝🕊️

[@MrJearley6]

This is Kool !! Tight Brother Tight !!

[@PockASqueeno]

This is the best Eminem impression I’ve ever heard! 😅

[@DJWarrenWaxx203]

😮😮😮I swear, no bs, even though the track has it’s funny moments, seriously, I wish classes were taught like this, sh*t, even now. Imagine having debates like this, watch the creative sides make lasting impressions since everyone wants to be rappers now, lol… On another serious note, you Crank ARE talented asf, word up, this had me speechless my Good Brother. Keep this sh*t up!! Idk what other topic you should do, maybe current events, but maybe you should do a part 2 to this!!🫶🏽🤲🏾✊🏾🫡👑🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Venomous_471]

BARS! 🔥

[@Chi_The_Cat_0]

You're the only channel to ever call me out on my bullshit comments. You're that guy. I look up to you.

[@swaffy-topic5690]

0:35 something 2000's Eminem would say 😂😂😂😂😂 very good

[@welcome_to_the_dojo]

If I close my eyes I feel like I'm in 1999 listening to early Slim Shady underground shit. Crank u's a hell of a fuckin' genius!

[@Todddle]

at first i thought he was just using Ems name for views until he added the question asking and insults to the kids. pure shady moment. loved it

[@KingKhanAbz]

I love this educational kind of rap with Em's style ☺

[@edgarramirez9113]

Swear I was today years old when I learned half the shit I just learned and I been outta school for a hot minute lololol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣