IF EMINEM WAS A SCIENCE TEACHER | Crank Lucas

What if Eminem was a science teacher and taught the history of how the Earth formed?
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[@CrankLucas]

KZbin let me know what you learned from Em in this and what he should teach next?

[@thomaswilliams4516]

Aye you nasty with it in real life

[@79noel]

Bro, you need to make teach botanical or physics

[@57kwest]

Wood shop or Sex Ed!

[@ranchosdelnorte]

Talk about the rise and fall of past civilizations and empires

[@avgoldhead7207]

Excellent way to drop knowledge but, please let Xanny Pacquiao teach the next class about The War on Drugs 😂😂

[@inquisitorholt8782]

Damn Crank, you're teaching more than the public school system 😂😂

[@hiawathaclemons]

He really did though. Like damn.

[@calitremor7372]

If Shady worked for the public school system, he’d be diss’n the faculty, and student body while drinkin’ Seagrams.

[@davidhowell1415]

That isn’t hard to do with like 90 something percent of kids failing main Baltimore. But I’m digging this spread knowledge how you can. Just be on the lookout for falsified history. Those fools that think the world is flat got it from someone.

[@kevinjones6964]

Factorials

[@spaceethacloud3907]

Not for nothing I think these kids would take a seat faithfully if this was in classes.

[@shaqpac51]

I think people don’t understand how smart you actually are when it comes down to imitation of rappers, word play, and just general knowledge I hope Eminem really do see your video and yall could collab. Merry Christmas to you and your family crank

[@farouqabdul-shakur558]

This brother definitely needs a record deal. Awesome talent!!

[@hiawathaclemons]

I hope Shady sees this. This was layers of brilliance, young

[@DJWarrenWaxx203]

😮😮😮I swear, no bs, even though the track has it’s funny moments, seriously, I wish classes were taught like this, sh*t, even now. Imagine having debates like this, watch the creative sides make lasting impressions since everyone wants to be rappers now, lol… On another serious note, you Crank ARE talented asf, word up, this had me speechless my Good Brother. Keep this sh*t up!! Idk what other topic you should do, maybe current events, but maybe you should do a part 2 to this!!🫶🏽🤲🏾✊🏾🫡👑🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@TheTiltblazin]

1:49 "Say something else Craig, I'll choke you with a jumper cable!" Craig was looking confused like "What'd I Say wrong?" I'm CRYING! He's so accurate! This was AMAZING! 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

[@TheLWebb100]

This the Slim Shady era version!

[@nicholashayes5773]

I legit learned a few details from this I didn't even know.

[@Assistint]

I could listen to this 100x before listening to Eminem

[@BHB_STL]

This 💯💯💯

[@BxCortez2050]

Damn that beat tho !!!!

[@MarcusMcGrizz]

MMMMMMMMMMM 🔥🔥🔥

[@asanitheafrofuturist]

😂😂🔥🔥🔥

[@eustatic3832]

Black Jesus is science, confirmed

[@DXIII_365]

I swear I thought crank was going to start the rap with "hi kids, do like science" 😂

[@djulbey]

Me 2

[@anthonyarcanumsanctumregnu9551]

Lol.

[@dc7236]

Miss opportunity

[@KingFearless]

It would have been too easy 😂

[@aleiterful]

Same

[@game46312]

Em didn't have to do Hunter and his mom like that, lol.

[@marcusjones3961]

You know she posted something about it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@YaKillaCJ]

Flat back, no having ass

[@Em_Rey]

😂😂😂🎉🎉

[@r.m.5419]

😂😂

[@kestononline]

If teachers taught like this, kids would be smart AF

[@P71ScrewHead]

Sure.. 1:45 ..lol

[@marcoborrego5620]

That might be the dumbest comment ive read on here

[@deshaunx776]

Bullsh**. Teachers already do stuff like this and the kids don’t give af. They hate school because there are rules and they think teachers are whack 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@sahpdude]

Nah school has no useful information Why are kids learning about dinosaurs, how about financial management classes instead of sciences that 90% of kids don't care about. Like why do I need to learn about things that I will never need to know. How about a nature course that teaches about nature, finance course that teaches about money, math, reading and creative writing. We don't need to know how far Mars is to Venus and if it is travelling at 200 MPH how many times could it orbit the sun, why on EARTH should I care. hehe And history at this point is being taught so subjectively there is no information in it LOLLL Maybe if they taught something that kids recognized as a potential need to their future and gave them breaks through an 8 hour day then they would care more. Classes need to be 1 hour max, especially with attention retention, no one is paying attention for over an hour and 20 Intro Lesson Practice End Of Class Then Homework should just be slightly more difficult practice and you should give students time to finish it in school. School can honestly be 5 hours and 1 of those hours is 2 30 minutes breaks in between the 4 courses being taught And there should be A day and B day so kids don't get bored, and all HW should have 1 week to take home. Not every other day, they are just kids sheesh

[@dvsvflood2466]

Eminem went from flunking jr. High at 35 years old, to teaching the jr. High

[@BxCortez2050]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@DavidZZidane10]

Lmao

[@skylarmccloud4080]

🎉😂😂 That's dope

[@ms.payton1458]

From a person who love science, thank you for this 🥰🙌🏾

[@proptrader]

I wish this was a whole series on different subjects. This was amazing. Like that old School House Rock series but on steriods.

[@skrishna3]

What if Rappers were teachers? Make it a playlist Crank Lucas!

[@RagnarokCo]

Might not be exactly what you asked for but Blackalicious has some science/educational based songs.

[@sycofya1677]

Im gonna write my thesis for Harvard to this song🔥🔥😂😂😂

[@Batman_456]

The amount of talent in 1 video 🤯 dress like Em, Rap like Em, made a song about the birth of the earth and got it to rhyme, is everybody in the video and edited it, and the beat …..and it’s funny 😂

[@cortellmanuel3516]

His intellect has collected all my respects! Crank MF Lucas!

[@EvPdub]

Damn this is so fuckin underrated

[@fernandocantu7577]

Forgot to add the: “I’m just playing children you know I love you” at the end 😂

[@petersonjeudy]

Bro....c'mon, you didn't need to kill it like that🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@YacolJ]

Seriously. Just like The Slim Shady L.P. The best Eminem album.

[@RRCESMD]

Craig's about to flunk Mr. Mathers' class 😂

[@DontArgueWithMe971]

Was dissing Hunters mother necessary 🤣 when teaching science

[@blackrex828]

Yes

[@DontArgueWithMe971]

@@blackrex828 😁

[@EvanyTV]

Crank Lucas is too TALENTED!!!

[@Fomagic]

U know what I can actually seeing his ass being a science teacher 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@13mrbigfoot]

“According to science We looked like ashley bob marleys “ that shit took me out 😂😂😂😂

[@johnnieboy66]

Bro you're actually truly gifted.

[@joesheppard5960]

Crank breaking bars as per usual

[@Peved]

Eminem as a marriage counselor

[@SliverShadow]

Droppin Science needs to be a whole album.

[@managai83]

Naming the beat "Angry Old Man" is uncalled for, Crank... 😂😂

[@Jen_Wick]

The Educated Comedic Rap God👏

[@888job]

Yo mom aint got no back cmon son 😅😅😅😅

[@iky4539]

Crank is so underrated it hurts the soul!

[@bandilebertrandleopeng7046]

The collaboration that never happened, Canibus and Eminem could have killed it something like this.

[@aaronflowers8881]

Yes!

[@busyrand]

Flaming, dope, accurate rhymes! Very well done Crank...

[@TheGiggleMasterP]

Not gonna lie this is the kind of flow injection the educational system really needs.

[@pierrebrown8337]

I wish Crank was my science teacher when I was in High School 20yrs ago.😂

[@TNCReacts]

This was dope as hell

[@mrllch]

This is brilliant my man Crank 😅

[@Iroh_of_the_white_lotus]

Extremely accurate

[@Skelovane]

You nailed his (old school) style! 😂👌

[@hulkthanos1332]

Son like the mailman he always deliver

[@Marine1One]

Love Knowledge. This is my favortite one so far.

[@shemboney3911]

EM's history lessons next!!! I got my note book ready.

[@boxerbond8137]

This is mad funny please do more of these. "I'll choke you with a jumper cable"

[@Dxter_jr]

Sometimes i get really serious and start dropping bars and feel i aint done shit better than crank lucass

[@Bean-Ice]

We need this form of teaching in every country and language.

[@kochampokoj870]

The next lesson should on feudalism in Europe and how the rich white folks (nobility) used to keep poor white folks (peasants) as slaves.

[@kingofvallejo4940]

The kids pt 2 real Eminem fans know what i mean lol

[@Stash14me]

Sup Crank? If you noticed, it's one of your favorite fans, Kinard, and I got an idea for a subject Em can teach that'll take edjimacation real damn far. SEX ED! I mean damn I thought it'd be obvious. Look how many times he's talked about murderin' da puss! I mean, mine knows the deal, but lots of kids ain't getting it. He needs to take a look at the current records of teens becoming pregnant. That ish is crazy, almost insane, and full o' ridiculousness. Maybe if he teaches a few classes, the young and fastest can slow down a bit from burning out they asses and get back to learning a business.

[@EobardTron]

I think the flow was more Royce than Em. Classic Em maybe. Current Em would've gotten faster and faster until everyone's ears were smoking.

[@DeathsOfTheTiger]

I learned more in 2min55 than in 15 years.

[@pro100gatto]

Fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 classic Eminem

[@e66iu]

Crank finna drop the dopest educational mixtape. Light, Black Holes, Black History, The Big Bang, The Universal Timeline Now we just gotta get LeVar Burtion on a track.

[@beeggym666]

1st Round Draft Pick for EVERY group presentation!! WHAT?!? #RESPECT #ThisGonnaBeOnTheTest?

[@jonescharly2544]

wrap is all about setting the mood， it wouldnt work everytime in class

[@knux64]

There needs to be more rapers just do this.. that is like elevating back pack rap. Need more. Also reminds me of house : dinosaurs by Lupe fiasco.

[@BruceDragon-sf1tr]

Crank chit sounds better than Eminem himself 🚫🧢

[@dpmca6820]

The butchers coming

[@CNSninja]

Nobody has ever done slant rhymes as masterfully as Eminem... ...Until now. For real, though, making good-sounding rhymes out of words that don't actually rhyme requires a whole different kind of thought process and natural skill compared to traditional rhyming. It requires an intuition most rappers just don't really have. This is seriously lyrically impressive. I hope people understand this is way deeper than just sounding dope. This is some high level skill, Crank Lucas just makes it look effortless.

[@hugdeath929]

100% people would care more about learning if it was packaged like this. Next up, the benefits of being a business owner.

[@CortezCotton-gt9fe]

Title should be if Jay Z taught science

[@KingKhanAbz]

I love this educational kind of rap with Em's style ☺

[@rhyno9798]

Super Dope, Super Creative 👀👀👀💣💥👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💪🏾💪🏾

[@codenamelyrical6605]

i wished my science teacher was like that dope lyrics

[@tim_hoffman]

I wanna hear a book report by Black Thought

[@boemic]

Genius 🔥 🔥🔥

[@dpmca6820]

Benny the butcher

[@immortaltg7283]

Here's a history dime: A black man made the Nerf Guns. The white man took the toy from ya boy and gave the damn Earth Guns

[@BruceDragon-sf1tr]

I bet money Eminem try to reach out to Crank before he might ever have to battle him.. mark my words bro, If people flood the internet right now and say crank better than Eminem, Eminem is waving the white flag before it begins 🤣🤣

[@MarcusJunior-i1n]

Damn 🔥🔥

[@SkemeKOS]

Awesome job, but as for the so-called 'science' - what a load of unprovable, pseudo-science nonsense. How these theories are not laughed at and ridiculed, and the theorists thought of as insane, let alone them being accepted, is utterly mind blowing. Hunter's mom is right, the earth is obviously, observably, and scientifically proven to be flat

[@leelee2632]

Genius way to reach and teach!

[@edgarramirez9113]

Swear I was today years old when I learned half the shit I just learned and I been outta school for a hot minute lololol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nicholasthomas.7553]

THE NORBIT BAR WAS CRAAAZY 🔥🔥🔥

[@ricorite5617]

THAT. WAS. THE. FUCKIN. SHIT!

[@lusarshameli7057]

The theory is sh*t but great to hear it in bars.

[@JJPHILLYLG]

Ashy Bob Marleys😂😂😂

[@mlggamer5296]

This is so accurate I could literally hear Eminem rapping the exact same words. Also "shady my mom says the Earth is flat. That's cuz your mom don't got no back" 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Shit! That's wild

[@andreroxx7986]

Yo this shit goes hard.

[@Chi_The_Cat_0]

You're the only channel to ever call me out on my bullshit comments. You're that guy. I look up to you.

[@MrJearley6]

This is Kool !! Tight Brother Tight !!

[@welcome_to_the_dojo]

If I close my eyes I feel like I'm in 1999 listening to early Slim Shady underground shit. Crank u's a hell of a fuckin' genius!

[@JakeKoenig]

00:22 - 🙄Apparently Bethlehem is a town in Nigeria or Zimbabwe. My geography books were all wrong, I guess. Thanks for the Kemetic Wackadoo history lesson, professor. 🤡

[@swaffy-topic5690]

0:35 something 2000's Eminem would say 😂😂😂😂😂 very good

[@ayoray555]

This is FRESH!

[@AdventuresofAwesomeJoe]

Now I'm interested in an Eminem / National Geoghraphic documentary narration.

[@IFURCOOL]

Dope 💯👏🏼👏🏼

[@JewishFollowingYeshua]

Young Earth creationist here who finds this 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@kaibricturner8836]

Classic! 😁😁😁🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@rastazrealities]

💥💯💥

[@thabomuso2575]

Crank Lucas I have a business idea for you. Show this rap to schools and offer them to make rap music about any topic. Millions of kids will start to listen if science is presented by rap. You could do really cool videos as well. You could make really good money on this.

[@N8_Lee]

"Rasputious with our own Norbit" Somebody call Sway in the Morning ad tell him to get the crust out his eyes so he can get his sunny's ready after this Lion leaves the valley of "HYENAS!" ...

[@joshyoung5287]

This sound and flow reminds me of 'I against I' by Jedi Mind Tricks. Good ol days.

[@JamesVestal-dz5qm]

This is how bad I was as a chemistry teaching assistant at Kansas State University, with the Minneapolis Police Department's support for President of the United States of America.