If Google was a Protogen

[@cynohammond-mw3ow]

As a toaster myself, I understand the pain

[@ToastThe_protogen]

swaggers

[@clementp7860]

Me to

[@Kai_silverpaw]

you think it's hard? It's hard for me!!!

[@diveninenewton]

Same here

[@cynohammond-mw3ow]

why do i have 94 likes

[@Akainen]

Insanely good skit. Perfect homage to “If Google was a guy” Please make more!

[@Boykisser_mr]

indeed

[@runningroundruins]

The e621 joke is the one that got me and “🎶🎵ALL THE SINGLE FURRIES 🎵🎶”

[@alestory656]

I get so mad when sometimes the only result is monosodioum glutamate

[@runningroundruins]

@@alestory656 hm. well maybe just stay away from your male/male and hyper_genitalia tags I’m not even a furry ;-;

[@alestory656]

@@runningroundruins that's not happening :3

[@AiChatSummary]

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[@NWinnVR]

Was worried this was just gonna be a quick re-do of the orignal skit, but you totally made it your own! This was fantastic~ Much love!! ♥

[@ZekeSKTTLGN]

Tried my best! thank you! ^^

[@icel8828]

yeah same, i thought it was just gonna be the audio paired with furry visuals but this is actually pretty good

[@genericpurpleprotogen1]

yo zeke has a youtube! nice (also great vid lol)

[@SpaceAnaster]

About time I find the gpp comment on the video

[@cynohammond-mw3ow]

@@SpaceAnastersame

[@djraythefurry0420]

Lmao a welcome surprise from you both tbh , didn't know they had one and didn't expect you here when I found it X3 Good luck and take care gpp And may YOU! find peace , In your domain ;3

[@PikaFur]

@@genericpurpleprotogen1 hi purple

[@DARK_MECH_BUNNY]

PURPLE

[@KevinTheFluffyWolfy]

I wish Google was a protogen, that way they’d actually come up with good solutions. Also holy crap they got Brimstone from the furality team for this, that’s awesome!

[@ZekeSKTTLGN]

Love the guy; he’s awesome ❤

[@WarpedKarma6471]

I’m new to the furry community. You have my soul now. Take my money too.

[@MONSTAboyGaming]

Welcome! :3

[@ghamerons6287]

Have fun :)

[@creeperhaed1267]

Enjoy your stay :3

[@just_some_furry]

I'm also new! And I love it! Sadly I am from Germany and just watch English furry KZbinrs. And there are no convenitions in my area :(

[@creeperhaed1267]

@@just_some_furry Same ._.

[@CalebTibster]

I thought this was going to just a lip sync of “If Google Was a Guy,” VERY pleasantly surprised!

[@chmarr]

ok ... this needs to be a regular show :3

[@Chaos_kitsune]

HEY RIGBY!

[@Spax_]

check out the dropout (previously collegehumor) sketches that this was based on: "if google was a guy"

[@grokcaveman]

Aw man Benson is totally gonna fire us

[@SkylerStardrift]

This works so well. Please be kind to your Google Protogen. They are people too. Fantastic work everyone!

[@arion_zeno]

1 divided by 0 is what made me laugh out loud bro good job

[@Caysen52TheSecond]

As the divisor is closer to 0, the number is registered as closer to 1.79e+308 which Google displays as infinity.

[@Teno636]

This is probably one of the bestest things I seen so far on KZbin from the ungodly amount of history videos that I normally watched

[@GH-ii3bn]

I feel like a synth would do better but a protogen can get the job done too I suppose

[@埊]

why Synth would be better?

[@henrybear2293]

​@@埊maybe because Google is a search engine, you know, full on mechanical, while protogens still have a biological part.

[@whydidimakethischannel1175]

@@henrybear2293the meat servers are in google HQ somewhere

[@fedfer]

You matched the feel of the original video perfectly, it was so good! XD

[@ralseidemurrer]

Me: hey google would it be possible to make a nuclear pipe bomb useing smoke detectors. Google: wat 👁👄👁

[@That1dragonborn]

Ralsie pfp spoted. HELLO FELLOW DELTERUNE FAN, LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE INTRESTED IN MY [HYPERLINK BLOCKED].

[@Sans_with_a_minigun]

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[@mzsom4120]

honestly, yeah you could, fire detectors have americium-241 which could be used to make a nuclear weapon (you'd need a fuck ton of smoke detectors though).

[@ralseidemurrer]

@mzsom4120 if I recall correctly, smoke detectors usually only have a couple of micrograms worth.

[@kevin-tylerpetri7930]

I like that the box for e621 is called "tesla foods"

[@Gretri17]

0:52 YES! I love that animation so much! Netflix and Chili is just so good. I hope that doggo is having a great day

[@RylanElliott-wv4xh]

I will take your money

[@LMCScout]

2:01 I was laughing already, but that “You’re looking at it” is peak comedy.

[@jnelson4765]

The divide by zero error is brilliant XD

[@the_SEAT]

2:38 why did I know this

[@TheSeanUhTron]

You forgot the "Clear browser history". 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@darkofthearmy]

The guy who needs the cable replacement is my favourite.

[@SuperJman1111]

I was really hoping there would be some random human that asked the most cursed question ever but this was still hilarious

[@EthelredFlametail]

1:12 I am like that furry

[@JustAnAnimator123]

Me too lol

[@THETOASTER101ISCOOL]

This deserves more views

[@Stardustthedemonfox]

“loona helluva boss” “oo that’s a great show i would recommend haz-“ “safe search off” “👁️👄👁️”

[@ActuallyYoda69]

Feels inaccurate, Google shows you whatever it wants and doesn't care what you ask

[@GaMeNu]

It's based on a different series of YT vids called "If Google Was a Guy", which follow practically the same setup except less furries. Also I think it's funnier if Google secretly judges you

[@ActuallyYoda69]

@@GaMeNu I know what it's based off of I just think it isn't accurate

[@jamesgizasson]

Google doesn't show results. It just pretends to listen, then dropkicks you into the snapping jaw of the nearest paying advertiser.

[@Portal2Fan1234]

​@@ActuallyYoda69i think they went for more humor then how accurate

[@6d696]

do a barrel roll.

[@ClayTheFoxx]

"dedicated w a m" hit me like a truck, oh, the minecon

[@Not_a_annon]

I love that Australian Proto X3

[@SG-fm9wd]

"All the single furries" Me (with earrape voice level): N O ! "1÷0" Protogen: "I am ded not big suprise"

[@WarpedKarma6471]

WHY DOES THIS STILL ONLY HAVE 600 VIEWS WHAT

[@xandronius]

As a protogen, I can confirm this to be accurate

[@Spheno-discus]

Funny thing is I originally found e621 when researching monosodium glutamate for chemistry.

[@Toaster-of_random]

Ngl, i am not that surprised

[@Nox-Eclipse]

"Hot single toasters in my area!" With that voice. Utter perrfection!

[@Gabolia]

You would be so done with me i would ask every MSM seasonal and epic breeding combos😂

[@ritualsign7355]

Google search: can bath with protogen... or will doing so cause toaster bath?

[@danield1303]

1:17 "You want him to do you so much you could do anything" I'm sorry what? 😂😂😂

[@cynohammond-mw3ow]

In the Pacific site joke, which I shall not name cause I kind of like my account cracked me up.

[@cynohammond-mw3ow]

Wrong Pacific talk to text you did it again

[@toxicnukem]

well made! I loved the college humor If Google Was A Guy series, also I saw the E621 joke coming a mile away lol. Hope you make a second one!

[@neominos]

If google was a protogen, "Google" would currently be up in flames (it was me)

[@Lars_Ziah_Zawkian]

I LOVED this!! Super well done hehehe

[@cyanprotogen7510]

Pure fun. And "What if Google was a guy" is a nice inspiration, hopefully we get more of this lovely gem of humour :3

[@courtneyadams-l2k]

the computer has a computer

[@Clementinewoofwoof]

Honestly, one of the best skits I’ve seen

[@FoxPhantom21]

Pretty funny, liked what you did with continuations.

[@ZoruaZorroark]

i swear some of those questions were about to make you a protatogen

[@Grayvibes2512]

Do a Barrel Roll

[@thegamerFOX45]

the continuation of a series i loved

[@lestutostresutiles5958]

Really got this video recommended when Google was declared a monopoly 😂

[@Smalldog244]

protogen oh were doing some math today: search: 1/0 protogen *dies*

[@UnknownScpSuperSoldier]

The 1×0 got me

[@Protobee-b6d]

Man this is just reminding of the original one

[@rishoh]

Googlegen just finally vibing with the old pup and taking a nap! I approve!

[@APM1-V.E.R]

0:22 im sorry [error]ing WHA-?!

[@thexdfacedgamer2306]

*"is kissing boys gay?"*

[@Sans_with_a_minigun]

Good question, Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

[@rockydog2715]

This deserves so many more views

[@emanwonkon2205]

I loved every second of this.

[@Mountain_Man_]

Can't decide to be more annoyed I didn't find this until now or how accurate these are (also perfect rehash of CH old video love it)

[@PeasantM0f]

2:31, Oh I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies This is the dawning of the rest of our lives On holiday!

[@mlg920]

Real question, what's operation system protogen uses?

[@jasperfox6821]

Of coure he'd get out a giant box for e621 😏

[@MikuAPB]

some people still think we protogens are like Google... even i get sometimes stupid Questions when i say "use Google?!" and they say "your a Protogen, you should know"

[@djcranejr.3045]

No Way VR Chat Content that's actually good.

[@emeraldking6994]

The e621 joke got me, this was a great video

[@SynthLizard8]

I sometimes use Google as a spell check and word definition check.

[@TrulyAustralian]

Google would die asap 💀

[@Ashlyum]

Really like this, cheers up my day, so fun to watch. I would love part 2 :3

[@infinitynakashima6664]

Hey Google. Are protogens real? I really want them to be real

[@NeoAzureProto]

I wonder what he would look like in incognito mode. :3

[@RanekVorax]

Ah yes loved that series. Great video :3

[@Cosplay_Enjoyer]

Okay hear me out. Firefox

[@Natedog1520]

I loved the old college humour series nice to see a new take on it

[@Mimerss]

Fantastic work!

[@heavenlysheephugshuggingfo1505]

I feel like the protogen would be more understanding

[@gatto_furry]

I have no internet package, I'm gonna watch this anyway

[@2miligrams]

"no no no, the other one."

[@gentle285]

This turned out so creative, love it!

[@nicholashoi3155]

Hope this video blows up, very funny and humorous

[@TrooperPL]

Haven't enjoyed a vid like this one in a WHILE

[@SerafimhackAlt]

"Whats the dedicated wam to run a server" Iconic line

[@trappermc8851]

Glad I got recommended this! Super well made! Hope this gets more views!

[@Anubis_The_Protogen]

A Google protogen would be so cute

[@ronandavis8357]

I see quite a few people I've met in vrc and it scares me

[@cynohammond-mw3ow]

I still love this

[@Krane5328]

"not unless you like it" I'll take that to heart

[@V0X6666]

yes, I agree. Hazbin hotel POISO-

[@TheDarkWolf929]

How many times have you rewatched this? Me: yes

[@meiscoolbutmo]

A wild MEISCOOLBUTMO has appeared!

[@RichieBre]

This is hilarious and incredibly underrated

[@monky4600]

This bre consumes all content =3

[@RichieBre]

@@monky4600 UwU

[@alestory656]

@@monky4600 I know exactly what picture is your pfp from, you have nice taste

[@monky4600]

@@alestory656 :33

[@God-of-canine]

0:19 That face is perfect! 1:01 Ouch!

[@lavender_heart5263]

i love how the proto just started to sleep to

[@ItsRanu-]

1:42 gardfield, final answer

[@robiginal]

A furry parody of a CollegeHumour sketch is something I never knew I needed

[@novafurry]

One of them looked like the Firefox focus logo lmao Same colours

[@tabub.xavier7142]

E621...IS IN TESLA FOODS???😮😂

[@KrowZherck]

I was confused about that too 😅

[@SilverWhitefang]

'If Google was a Protogen' ..... *SMASH* "Safe Mode Off" lol

[@Eyeofnelms]

the Index Cable guy 💀 I feel his pain.

[@allgamer3d620]

If google was a protogen, i would delete it