If Google was a Protogen

[@Akainen]

Insanely good skit. Perfect homage to “If Google was a guy” Please make more!

[@Boykisser_mr]

indeed

[@matthewboire6843]

It’s Great!

[@Silly_cat_livereaction]

@@Boykisser_mrhello twin

[@NWinnVR]

Was worried this was just gonna be a quick re-do of the orignal skit, but you totally made it your own! This was fantastic~ Much love!! ♥

[@ZekeSKTTLGN]

Tried my best! thank you! ^^

[@icel8828]

yeah same, i thought it was just gonna be the audio paired with furry visuals but this is actually pretty good

[@genericpurpleprotogen1]

yo zeke has a youtube! nice (also great vid lol)

[@SpaceAnaster]

About time I find the gpp comment on the video

[@cynohammond-mw3ow]

@@SpaceAnastersame

[@djraythefurry0420]

Lmao a welcome surprise from you both tbh , didn't know they had one and didn't expect you here when I found it X3 Good luck and take care gpp And may YOU! find peace , In your domain ;3

[@PikaFur]

@@genericpurpleprotogen1 hi purple

[@THE_TRUE_HANSEL]

PURPLE

[@cynohammond-mw3ow]

As a toaster myself, I understand the pain

[@ToastThe_protogen]

swaggers

[@clementp7860]

Me to

[@Heaven_TVision]

you think it's hard? It's hard for me!!!

[@diveninenewton]

Same here

[@cynohammond-mw3ow]

why do i have 94 likes

[@KevinTheFluffyWolfy]

I wish Google was a protogen, that way they’d actually come up with good solutions. Also holy crap they got Brimstone from the furality team for this, that’s awesome!

[@ZekeSKTTLGN]

Love the guy; he’s awesome ❤

[@iamarizonaball2642]

@@ZekeSKTTLGNme asking it since I’m a saguaro if there’s any way to pre-experience the July 17th, 2205 total solar eclipse:

[@CalebTibster]

I thought this was going to just a lip sync of “If Google Was a Guy,” VERY pleasantly surprised!

[@runningroundruins]

The e621 joke is the one that got me and “🎶🎵ALL THE SINGLE FURRIES 🎵🎶”

[@alestory656]

I get so mad when sometimes the only result is monosodioum glutamate

[@runningroundruins]

@@alestory656 hm. well maybe just stay away from your male/male and hyper_genitalia tags I’m not even a furry ;-;

[@alestory656]

@@runningroundruins that's not happening :3

[@AiChatSummary]

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[@Alsihfjdid]

*shudders* cheese grater. UAAAAAAAA

[@arion_zeno]

1 divided by 0 is what made me laugh out loud bro good job

[@Caysen52TheSecond]

As the divisor is closer to 0, the number is registered as closer to 1.79e+308 which Google displays as infinity.

[@Kittsuera]

@@Caysen52TheSecond 0/0 is infinity as you can fit nothing into nothing an infinite number of times.

[@Caysen52TheSecond]

@@Kittsuera it’s undefinable.

[@Kittsuera]

@@Caysen52TheSecond perhaps that is simply a sign that our understanding of math is incomplete which is why 42 ends up being the answer to the universe. ;D logically speaking, the concept of 0, that is nothing divided 0 times can happen 1 time, 2 times, 3 times etc. all possible answers lead to nothing. nothing being the beginning and the end while simultaneously containing everything. but sure, it has no definable use within the current math structure.

[@SkylerStardrift]

This works so well. Please be kind to your Google Protogen. They are people too. Fantastic work everyone!

[@chmarr]

ok ... this needs to be a regular show :3

[@Chaos_kitsune]

HEY RIGBY!

[@Spax_]

check out the dropout (previously collegehumor) sketches that this was based on: "if google was a guy"

[@grokcaveman]

Aw man Benson is totally gonna fire us

[@average_animations]

REPLACE GOOGLE OR YOU'RE FIRED

[@ZachattaxYT]

Fr we need if Google was a prototgen 2

[@WarpedKarma6471]

I’m new to the furry community. You have my soul now. Take my money too.

[@MONSTAboyGaming]

Welcome! :3

[@ghamerons6287]

Have fun :)

[@creeperhaed1267]

Enjoy your stay :3

[@just_some_furry]

I'm also new! And I love it! Sadly I am from Germany and just watch English furry KZbinrs. And there are no convenitions in my area :(

[@creeperhaed1267]

@@just_some_furry Same ._.

[@Teno636]

This is probably one of the bestest things I seen so far on KZbin from the ungodly amount of history videos that I normally watched

[@ralseidemurrer]

Me: hey google would it be possible to make a nuclear pipe bomb useing smoke detectors. Google: wat 👁👄👁

[@That1dragonborn]

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[@Sans_with_a_minigun]

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[@mzsom4120]

honestly, yeah you could, fire detectors have americium-241 which could be used to make a nuclear weapon (you'd need a fuck ton of smoke detectors though).

[@ralseidemurrer]

@mzsom4120 if I recall correctly, smoke detectors usually only have a couple of micrograms worth.

[@Kittygameplayz]

@@mzsom4120specifically a metric fuckton

[@ActuallyYoda69]

Feels inaccurate, Google shows you whatever it wants and doesn't care what you ask

[@GaMeNu]

It's based on a different series of YT vids called "If Google Was a Guy", which follow practically the same setup except less furries. Also I think it's funnier if Google secretly judges you

[@ActuallyYoda69]

@@GaMeNu I know what it's based off of I just think it isn't accurate

[@jamesgizasson]

Google doesn't show results. It just pretends to listen, then dropkicks you into the snapping jaw of the nearest paying advertiser.

[@FANOFPORTAL2]

​@@ActuallyYoda69i think they went for more humor then how accurate

[@fedfer]

You matched the feel of the original video perfectly, it was so good! XD

[@slider1073]

1:02 best moment XD

[@SG-fm9wd]

"All the single furries" Me (with earrape voice level): N O ! "1÷0" Protogen: "I am ded not big suprise"

[@thepizzacarpizza1056]

this made me look it up. I regret everything.

[@GH-ii3bn]

I feel like a synth would do better but a protogen can get the job done too I suppose

[@埊]

why Synth would be better?

[@henrybear2293]

​@@埊maybe because Google is a search engine, you know, full on mechanical, while protogens still have a biological part.

[@whydidimakethischannel1175]

@@henrybear2293the meat servers are in google HQ somewhere

[@Cuteness_Overload-666]

0:13 I personally feel called out.

[@RADS95]

Bro was summoned in the most Dirtiest way possible 💀

[@Mal0_the_scp_1471]

Surprised by this?

[@Cuteness_Overload-666]

@@Mal0_the_scp_1471 To be completely honest, yes. Yes, I was not expecting to be called out.

[@ЯнезнаюРусский-ц4ч]

The joke would have been funnier if the protogen pulled a gigant pile of papers when it was told 'SafeSearch off'

[@Cuteness_Overload-666]

@ЯнезнаюРусский-ц4ч 😂 if that happened instead, I would've said, "Alright, that's it! I'm done being apart of the Furry Community!"

[@LukaTheProtogen]

“Hot single toasters in my area”

[@Gretri17]

0:52 YES! I love that animation so much! Netflix and Chili is just so good. I hope that doggo is having a great day

[@RylanElliott-wv4xh]

I will take your money

[@jnelson4765]

The divide by zero error is brilliant XD

[@Nox-Eclipse]

"Hot single toasters in my area!" With that voice. Utter perrfection!

[@Stardustthedemonfox]

“loona helluva boss” “oo that’s a great show i would recommend haz-“ “safe search off” “👁️👄👁️”

[@the_SEAT]

2:38 why did I know this

[@pixelhavoc4950]

... because you're a furry

[@kevin-tylerpetri7930]

I like that the box for e621 is called "tesla foods"

[@THETOASTER101ISCOOL]

This deserves more views

[@LMCScout]

2:01 I was laughing already, but that “You’re looking at it” is peak comedy.

[@neominos]

If google was a protogen, "Google" would currently be up in flames (it was me)

[@Lars_Ziah_Zawkian]

I LOVED this!! Super well done hehehe

[@xandronius]

As a protogen, I can confirm this to be accurate

[@zellok]

Then I wouldn't use it ever again.

[@DragoShivan]

Luna from helluva boss. -Oh yeah thats a great show ^-^ save search - off >:c

[@padmethecataedynallee1684]

1:17 I'm also autistic :3

[@GeorgeG12111]

Same :3

[@Real_Lworcutt]

Same here ^^

[@ClayTheFoxx]

"dedicated w a m" hit me like a truck, oh, the minecon

[@WarpedKarma6471]

WHY DOES THIS STILL ONLY HAVE 600 VIEWS WHAT

[@TheSeanUhTron]

You forgot the "Clear browser history". 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@SkaylzTV]

Now you just need "Furaffinty!" "IT'S RIGHT THERE!"

[@oxycodinegd]

i honestly expected this to be way lazier and poorly made than it was i love this video

[@rockydog2715]

This deserves so many more views

[@Jimmynutron1839]

0:20 i feel called out, leave me alone

[@6d696]

do a barrel roll.

[@liammcallister726]

I always loved the "If google Was a Guy" series. Keep doing these man

[@FoxPhantom21]

Pretty funny, liked what you did with continuations.

[@flutterguy2258]

The blue wolf asking the most basic colour was funny

[@thexdfacedgamer2306]

*"is kissing boys gay?"*

[@luispinto2643]

If you have enough tabs open google becomes a protogen: it steals your ram

[@toxicnukem]

well made! I loved the college humor If Google Was A Guy series, also I saw the E621 joke coming a mile away lol. Hope you make a second one!

[@danield1303]

1:17 "You want him to do you so much you could do anything" I'm sorry what? 😂😂😂

[@csiguszfoxoup]

the fact that you managed to make a parody out of a parody and it is good is beyond me lmao

[@fox-ka9125]

I love that they used art of NIIC as the "free profile picture" lmao

[@Johnmaloney1962]

Was worried this was just gonna be the original audio with new video, very glad it wasn’t, very funny

[@emanwonkon2205]

I loved every second of this.

[@Ashlyum]

Really like this, cheers up my day, so fun to watch. I would love part 2 :3

[@Clementinewoofwoof]

Honestly, one of the best skits I’ve seen

[@RanekVorax]

Ah yes loved that series. Great video :3

[@Spheno-discus]

Funny thing is I originally found e621 when researching monosodium glutamate for chemistry.

[@Toaster-of_random]

Ngl, i am not that surprised

[@cynohammond-mw3ow]

In the Pacific site joke, which I shall not name cause I kind of like my account cracked me up.

[@cynohammond-mw3ow]

Wrong Pacific talk to text you did it again

[@cyanprotogen7510]

Pure fun. And "What if Google was a guy" is a nice inspiration, hopefully we get more of this lovely gem of humour :3

[@RichieBre]

This is hilarious and incredibly underrated

[@monky4600]

This bre consumes all content =3

[@RichieBre]

@@monky4600 UwU

[@alestory656]

@@monky4600 I know exactly what picture is your pfp from, you have nice taste

[@monky4600]

@@alestory656 :33

[@Iamasociopath]

Google just disconnecting of overdose brain aneurysm due to the math problem just caught me off guard 😂😂😂

[@lestutostresutiles5958]

Really got this video recommended when Google was declared a monopoly 😂

[@Real-marvel-jesus]

If Google was a protogen I would actually use it

[@november.foxtrot1]

Did not realize this was based on "If Google was a guy" until a bit in.

[@darkofthearmy]

The guy who needs the cable replacement is my favourite.

[@thegamerFOX45]

the continuation of a series i loved

[@DEBrickProductions]

2:50 The Other One 💀💀💀💀

[@nokhinsiu7210]

Nah, I searched it up not knowing what it was...

[@nikothefoxYT]

I love the way this is put together.

[@gentle285]

This turned out so creative, love it!

[@infinitynakashima6664]

Hey Google. Are protogens real? I really want them to be real

[@GunnarGonzalez-t8n]

1:13 i’m not a furry but this was just too funny

[@Gabolia]

You would be so done with me i would ask every MSM seasonal and epic breeding combos😂

[@qcompressed1409]

0:48 homies search history said "order 50 cases bang energy" lmao

[@AllGamer3D-BLM]

If google was a protogen, i would delete it

[@trappermc8851]

Glad I got recommended this! Super well made! Hope this gets more views!

[@ZoruaZorroark]

i swear some of those questions were about to make you a protatogen

[@miroslavzima8856]

If Google was protogen, I wouldn´t even ask...just cuddle ´im.

[@courtneyadams-l2k]

the computer has a computer

[@jasperfox6821]

Of coure he'd get out a giant box for e621 😏

[@Not_a_annon]

I love that Australian Proto X3

[@Cheese_man3000]

Ngl majority of my search history is how to build a thermal nuclear atom bomb

[@Mimerss]

Fantastic work!

[@emeraldking6994]

The e621 joke got me, this was a great video

[@2miligrams]

"no no no, the other one."

[@alec.thefe2furry]

"Is there a way to get somewhere from Wisconsin to another place in Illinois without driving?"

[@FrisktheBunny]

0:58 me when I try to express/handle a critical negative emotion:

[@SuperJman1111]

I was really hoping there would be some random human that asked the most cursed question ever but this was still hilarious

[@banNa527]

WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE. FIRST IA THEN. I FROGOT NOW HERE????

[@SuperJman1111]

@ No escape I am *E V E R Y W H E R E .*

[@TinyFoxTom]

"Did you ever have a dream ... where you wanted him to do you so much you'd do anything?" How did he know?

[@ritualsign7355]

Google search: can bath with protogen... or will doing so cause toaster bath?

[@mlg920]

Real question, what's operation system protogen uses?

[@nicholashoi3155]

Hope this video blows up, very funny and humorous

[@MurkyWaters6]

Not a Google was a guy parody! Thank you for this lol

[@AussieToaster]

bloody beautiful mate

[@Mountain_Man_]

Can't decide to be more annoyed I didn't find this until now or how accurate these are (also perfect rehash of CH old video love it)

[@Natedog1520]

I loved the old college humour series nice to see a new take on it

[@DarelltheBarrel]

I never realized you have a channel and thanks to algorithm this vid has reached my recommendation Have a new sub :3

[@rishoh]

Googlegen just finally vibing with the old pup and taking a nap! I approve!

[@NonRxF]

NOT THE BONK IO HOME PAGE MUSIC (nostalgia moment)

[@Riprdr2]

The 1×0 got me

[@Grayvibes2512]

Do a Barrel Roll