If Guns can Talk

[@jamesmendez9588]

The gun must feel like it's wearing a silencer in comparison to the sounds it has heard that day.

[@zsan157]

This

[@ceelt]

*suppressor im sorry

[@jamesmendez9588]

@@ceelt I forgive you, for you are correct.

[@ceelt]

@@jamesmendez9588 thank you sir

[@kingvt817]

@@ceelt its patented as a silencer, so yeah...

[@cc.tomfoolery]

Speaking about imagine guns could talk imagine if they would talk during a shootout

[@BackBeater]

🤔

[@hardcore_underdog_fan8397]

“Aye man your making me shoot my cousin Larry!”

[@riptaiyo]

DAMN NIGGA THEM JUST KIDS BRO!!!!! FUCK IS YOU DOING GANG!?!???

[@loonietuunes]

I like to imagine that the guns are friends that haven't seen each other in so long and have a friendly conversation during shootouts. "Oh my god, Derek! How have you been, man?" "John? It's been so long! Things have been great!"

[@hirvale]

@@hardcore_underdog_fan8397 Hey, did the guy above you edit his comment to look like yours or were you riffing off of him?

[@melvinluner1454]

The part that the detective said how can guns kill people and he brings out his gun out to talk to it 😂 and starts playing with it got me rolling

[@Escapefrom_YOU]

When the gun shoots automatically its kinda sus

[@Purplexitys]

I guess you can say the gun started getting bang if you know what I mean 😏

[@talllala]

This is so clever, funny, dark yet with a serious message. Seriously talented

[@alex.g7317]

What’s the serious message?

[@leroyj62]

@@alex.g7317 yeah w8ut?? this is as unserious as it gets

[@alex.g7317]

@@leroyj62 talk to me when you’ve taken your stroke meds m8, I don’t get what your saying lol ☕️

[@coolandgood1010]

​​​​​​@@alex.g7317 That the presence of a gun can drive people to madness, a psychosis even and manipulate people's minds. At least that's the 'serious' message I got.

[@alex.g7317]

@@coolandgood1010 oh… I get it now lol

[@mr.sasquatch5936]

Can we take a moment to appreciate this man’s trigger discipline?

[@Hafu0.5]

Finger straight and off that trigger the whole time

[@kiffanymoore7093]

dude he rolled his eyes at the end

[@Manicmarshall]

…if your a responsible gun owner this SHOULD be second nature to you.. good on him

[@VirgilHawkinsIs]

Very Creative way to address a highly debated issue. 10/10 bout to watch again.

[@thezerowulf2046]

Idk about highly debated. But a bunch of people do make a lot of noise

[@nightmareman6004]

The fact that there is just a random gun lying around the house waiting for this moment.

[@animalmasti4991]

This makes total sense. The more silent a person becomes, the more he listens to the gun.

[@thebestname9944]

quiet kid

[@preston4286]

@@thebestname9944 quiet kid

[@Jedi-Dell]

@@preston4286 quiet kid

[@Dashawn]

Pleaseee make this a prequel or something to the negative negotiator😂🙏🏾 much love brother

[@hollowshield2315]

That actually happened

[@LucumLuftra]

I think it's actually might be a sequel seeing as how he shot mark.

[@jakeperalta7459]

You are literally the funniest guy on youtube. I subbed and shit so I never miss an upload. I am not kidding man, you got my out of some tough times. Since the pandemic, staying at home and trying to find work while trying to study was hard. after 12 hour shifts and then studies, your video made my day! You might not know this but I owe you alot.

[@hardcore_underdog_fan8397]

We get it. He’s great

[@ShadowMelt]

I subbed at the vaccine sket it pops up sometimes but I watch it everytime

[@msmariapaula23]

Keep pushing forward Jake! You got this 🙏💖

[@wuzzpawpin]

@@hardcore_underdog_fan8397 why so negative dude😂

[@Arknjoyer]

​@@wuzzpawpin well he isn't wrong tbh, and he wasn't being negative just saying the long sentence wasn't needed idk ask him

[@salimel4835]

“All you have to do is squeeze me like a stress ball , i’ll take care of the rest” 😂😂😂

[@LovenArtiste]

“Shoot, and I thought I made loud noises” 👏

[@sylvester5857]

“Squeeze me like a stress ball” oh shit.

[@Arknjoyer]

this guy is the only person who makes skits actually original, no idea stealing or audio stealing just straight dedication

[@donjoel6754]

This video is so dark yet so funny and satisfying. You hit both the marks of dark humor and gun debates man. Congrats.

[@Dresthatguy-t1n]

I love how he's just tickling a gun priceless 🤣

[@TAPex011]

Part 2 needs the detectives who, what, when, where and why to be there to investigate and interrogate. 😂🤣

[@ydkhudson77]

Don't forget How

[@denverjohnson5640]

As a responsible gun owner I approve this message!

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

If the gun is in the room, forcing you to type this...just write "lol"

[@nba4l113]

“Your neighbors thought you bought a peleton” LMAOOOOOO

[@derpsydaisy5202]

Can you explain? I don't understand.

[@nba4l113]

@@derpsydaisy5202dawg i made that comment a year ago 💀

[@ajcarr1965]

"The neighbors thought she bought a Peloton."

[@ChristianRocker]

I love how you turn politics or current events into common sense comedy lol

[@hunterkiller1440]

Lesson number 1. Guns always beat karate.

[@1nfernaldrak356]

Depends

[@kidkatanatv]

Baki would like a word with you

[@JayStoic]

"Gunny" 🤣🤣🤣 with the tickle and the pre shots lmao I'm done

[@FlyingLime]

I'm so happy I watched this early in the morning, so I have time to process this throughout the day instead of dwelling on this at night.

[@riley3095]

So would a suppressor make the gun whisperer?

[@ak_f]

Don't do my man like this, bro just came to borrow some sugar.

[@sewsinthedark]

Thank you for addressing the fact that guns are inanimate objects that ppl w poor decision making skills use to deal w problems that 100% could be delt with in literally any other way. And that the real problem is... They need better coping skills and just overall they need morals! You don't have to read this part but... There was a shooting 2 wks ago at my apartment complex in the building right behind me. And I live in the "nice" part of town. Now I'm not one of those people who say it can't happen here because that's stupid and anything can happen anywhere but I was a little surprised... Until I found out what happened. So after observing the police put up yellow tape and watching a woman walk around talking to a police officer pointing at various places around the buildings I compared what I saw with what I later found on the news. Turns out a felon, he's not allowed to own a weapon, got out of jail that day or recently, nobody's quite figured that part out yet or hadn't at that time, had a friend take him to a gun store, friend bought a gun and then gave the felon the gun then drove him here so he could shoot someone then he dumped the gun and took off on foot. Then came back the next day to get it. The police came, investigated, watch the video at the gun store and the next day brought in the friend. Friend immediately through felon under the bus confessed everything including picking up felon, driving felon to the store, buying gun, giving gun to felon and driving felon to the apartment complex. While police were interviewing friend the next day, felon was arrested as he was observed outside sitting in the car! That alone is deserving of an arrest. Turns out that felon had been planning to come and shoot someone the entire time he had been in jail. Most peer-to-peer shootings are between people who know each other and are very rarely random and that's why I was not afraid at all. We have a lot of great laws in place in the state of Indiana including some new ones but this did not stop a felon from obtaining a gun and transportation and committing a crime. However several poor decisions with the aid of someone else who also made poor decisions were major factors in the shooting. One person was shot, not seriously injured. And no children were hurt which is amazing because that's one of the good things about the location of this apartment complex is that there's children everywhere and in the nearby neighborhoods. Mass shootings are premeditated in the minds of people that find certain behaviors acceptable. "Laws that aren't strong enough" don't cause mass shootings therefore "stricter laws" won't prevent them. Bringing back morals, getting rid of this stupid self entitlement and understanding that not one single person has the right to decide whether another person lives or dies is not acceptable behavior. MAKE BETTER CHOICES PPL 👊

[@sherb9841]

If there had been a mandatory waiting period, or an interview with the friend by an officer about why he wanted the gun (mandatory in some countries), the friend may have gotten spooked and changed his mind. ‘Better morals’ give me an effing break. We are rather poorly evolved primates and violence is in our dna - because under the right circumstances violence is an adaptive and useful trait. The problem is that we are at a point in society where our predisposition for violence is now more harmful than helpful. Only option is to limit the tools available that will allow us to hurt each other. Or put drastically more dollars into funding public mental health but this country will never do that.

[@michaelduran926]

@@sherb9841 guns save millions of lives a year compared to the thousand of deaths caused by guns and it’s far lower when you take into account most are suicide and gang violence. Don’t let the few psychopaths stop you from being able to defend yourself.

[@quincyquincy4764]

@@michaelduran926 How do you compare that with other countries with stricter gun ownership, or countries where guns are pretty much illegal? I get that banning guns is not an option but this isn't it either right?

[@ceelt]

@@sherb9841 lmao there already is a waiting period. And officers dont get paid enough to do that, but the people at gun stores always ask questions and if you act any bit sus they deny you the gun.

[@BillAshtonNelo]

@@sherb9841 baseless conjecture😒

[@sheilam9418]

You did something with this one!!! "Guns don't kill people, people kill people"

[@Huntzewyd]

i dont get how some people dont understant that

[@hirvale]

@@Huntzewyd And yet if old dude didn't have a gun laying right there he wouldn't have committed the worst mistake of his life

[@locus2427]

@@hirvale he would’ve found something else, maybe not as effective but still life ruining

[@hirvale]

@@locus2427 You underestimate how hard it is to commit to something like that when you have to walk up to the person and look them in the eye as you do it vs standing away and flexing your index finger.

[@locus2427]

@@hirvale yeah but either way it’s still a people problem, no sane person is going to do something like that

[@lil-unkwn]

bro this is pure comedy 😂😂😂 gotta be hella smart to make this stuff

[@natron43]

"Kill him, kill him now." " I shouldn't" "Dew it"

[@eaj008]

"Pew it" ftfy

[@Astrothunder_]

Shewt it

[@fredboyish]

Never stop making these shorts!! I love these and their creative style

[@Slappyson]

This one was on another level, great job

[@The_REDD_Driver]

Bro predicted *high on life*

[@jonpetermanre]

Great, thought provoking video.

[@astarryglitch]

*When a gun is smarter than 99% of Twitter*

[@tanjirosimp4932]

The detective tickled the gun and the gun shot uncontrollably? Where was he tickling it bru💀💀💀💀

[@Yuh_zhimmy]

He was tickling his tip 💀💀

[@moistnugget4147]

MMMMMM perfect! I was legit looking for a channel to binge watch literally all night. I've found my evening's entertainment :D

[@jandkharrison]

Nice, your content is the best. I'm always looking forward to your next upload.

[@phattienganh]

Love your creation, man. Keep up your good work!

[@Varun_79]

0:08 "I just came here to borrow some sugar"💀🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆

[@TyKizer]

Wow, we'd better be careful, Guns might start growing fingers 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@maven9323]

*"Think Mark Think!"*

[@thesnedd7219]

hold on. the office was practicing perfect trigger safety. his finger was nowhere near the trigger and his gun still went off. guns really do kill people.

[@mohammedlamin6180]

Since guns could talk I know in wars they be having rap cyphers😂😂😂

[@Dope-Bomb]

would have been awesome if "How" the detective made a cameo in this

[@jenmordecai8817]

we need a sequel called if guns could sing where the gun sings i got guns in my head and they won't go home

[@Riley_Sanford]

“Do it” - Chancellor Sheev Palpatine

[@qbanz00]

Damn I havent seen your content in my recommended in Hellas ! Good to see you keeping it up

[@jackroberts8611]

I can’t be the only one who is obsessed with this guy (not in a gay way) but he’s just awesome and is why I have a sense of humor today

[@scattershot.]

"SHOOT-- and i thought i made loud noises" Definitely went "Should I add this maybe n-- Fck ittt" with that one

[@trilokyax9416]

Yo this would be a interesting thriller no cap 🧢 🔥

[@TChalla616]

It's not what you think, I just came here to borrow some sugar. 🤣

[@Life_42]

Y'all too real, great acting by the guns!

[@aspectaura]

Would be ironic if Who, What, When, Where, Why & How came into the scene

[@i.byakubu2354]

Such a rich story in less than 2 minutes, how is he so creative?

[@arema710]

Well….. this is a great description of “Guns are evil” 😂😂😂

[@MarkJohnson-of2sv]

The neighbors thought you bought a peloton 😂

[@Haterator]

My gun just convinced me to subscribe to you.

[@Flythe97]

This was mad creative

[@wamrainc176]

The orange cap on the gun made it so much more awesome lmao

[@goergeg]

"I just came to borrow some sugar" No, you came to have sugar

[@kennethyu6041]

This pretty disturbing knowing someone might have this experience. Whooo came here to laugh now having existential crisis, a clever skit well played.😮

[@chickennuggets5555]

It wasn’t the gun that made it all happen, it was the person behind it who decided to take it. Not only that, the gun was an irrational side of his brain.

[@chickennuggets5555]

@Lord Cregan Stark Okay? You’ll see people explain it in the comments but my specific one got you to reply?

[@veil6655]

Court cases would be Wildin if guns could talk

[@jakanmandan2015]

Imagine a gun testifying against you in court

[@qk5574]

Man’s creativity is magnificent

[@JamesPlaysGames-tm5oe]

"You know guns don't kill people, they're innocent had" me weak🤣

[@MrSpongeBobFryCook]

It was self-defense he tried to punch him

[@Tderesse]

This is too good. You've got skills and talent. I can't stop watching this.

[@iwanaplei5419]

Ngl when he tickled the gun and it shoots out bullet got me.

[@jamerejackson3233]

"Shoot and I thought I made loud noises" 😭😂😂

[@CorwinLovesLangauges]

The acting is so good, I feel like this is from a movie

[@ak_f]

Don't do my man like this bro just came to borrow some sugar.

[@SEADP-Official]

Ppl who own gun cabinets are in for a treat

[@aspectaura]

I think you should do this concept but with fast foods where they argue with each other over who is the best - I feel the concept would be funny

[@zuri2046]

The smile at the end on the guns face got me DYING🤣😂🤣😂

[@tsumino4194]

The detective must be high on life...

[@toothpastehombre]

I got an ad for a gun holster that goes under your sweatpants... and I thought the ad was part of the skit... what is the world coming too...

[@0penthaughtz]

Funny video, but in real life. Stable minded and well trained people, even during these crimes of passion, would never use guns for revenge.

[@mbryson2899]

True. A close friend of mine carried for decades. He was mugged twice and once punched by a raging drunk. He has intervened and chilled down innumerable tense sitations and arguments. He never once drew his weapon; he believed that none of the situations warranted deadly force. edit: He and his wife both check places for exits in case of mayhem or emergency. At first I thought they were a bit paranoid, but in time it just turned out to be pragmatism. We once went to an art showing/party at an Oakland warehouse/artists' co-op but after a quick tour we noped out. A year or two later Ghost Ship, another art co-op, caught fire, killing many.

[@sabelomkhize2960]

I like your art, big fan from South Africa. My favourite is the 5 vaccine companies. Watched it 5 times

[@staticplays1871]

on one has said it but this made predicted high on life

[@nightwalker174]

Talking inanimate objects have been around for decades

[@rocketgroot4311]

*don't worry he's a law abiding citizen* *He wouldn't flip on a switch and rage out*

[@Amtrakirby]

It’s a rare condition not a mental illness where people can talk to guns and guns can talk back

[@chrishalliday748]

That cop’s gun had some real Rick and Morty energy.

[@marcolello1306]

Everything you do is good af.

[@hbnosauce4509]

Literally my lying skill :"Just came here to borrow some sugar"

[@backwash69777]

This needs to be a series

[@benjaminhayward5921]

"Neighbors thought she bought a Peleton" 🤣🤣🤣

[@entertainmentchannel5931]

The gun is so powerful because it homes the n-word pass

[@PhasonDaLyricist]

love how only he could hear his gun. at first i thought it was his imagination until the friend said "what are you talking to your gun about" and the cop started talking to his gun.

[@Elite581]

High on life:allow me to introduce myself

[@etl6967]

"And here I thought I made loud noises" lmao

[@noahnarvaez7979]

"Squeeze me like a stress ball" got me hard lmao

[@fatcatpeople]

😬 Damn the timing bra. Funny as hell. 🤣😂🤣😂

[@lewisdutra6104]

As soon the guy talks to a gun...RUN! I don't care to find out!

[@wellington5397]

Man, this dude is a genius 😂😂

[@iamnettison2643]

ey, this can actully be a really psychological movie.

[@lifeofbuckhead3585]

I'm not gone lie u setting your self up for the kill going to a married person house

[@thatoneothergameryt7316]

The lore of Greg is wonderful

[@dubleCC]

Those guns are about to be shoved into Garmantuous.