If I Laugh, I Get Punished #37

[@jonnyxquest]

"Can you not eat your teeth please?" -a reasonable person probably

[@futsk01]

we all eat our teeth little by little, until there's nothing left

[@Khosichilla]

"Hmm, seems I need more calcium in my diet."

[@librarianseth5572]

Arin Hanson told me to though!

[@dr.bananagamez8594]

So I’m not reasonable

[@kegmonkey5648]

​@@librarianseth5572Stay in school.... Don't do drugs.... Eatyourteeth.

[@aidenwallin3523]

By the way, 80% of chat was telling her not to the entire time she streamed this.

[@inkskulls]

I can’t be the only one who thinks filian was that weird neighbors kid 😭

[@carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643]

'was'? that implies she changed...

[@dr.bright6272]

Was?

[@arrowrandoman]

Maybe, but that's who I would've been into as a kid.

[@zelky1394]

​@@arrowrandomanwhat

[@SundownerMetalGear]

​@@zelky1394Did they stutter? They both mentally deranged fr fr

[@Sea-dx7ws]

In case anyone was wondering, humans cannot digest teeth because there is no reason to be able to.

[@Moonlite_Kitsune]

who said filian was human?

[@patrickdix772]

Well, stomach acid will dissolve your teeth eventually, and if powdered like Filian did there's no reason your body couldn't absorb some of the calcium and other material from the teeth. It's more that the human digestive system can't do much to a whole tooth in the time it would pass through.

[@livedandletdie]

Actually most parts of the teeth are fully dissolvable and readily available to be digested, it's only the enamel that isn't digestible. Most of the tooth is the same material as bone, and the rest is water and organic stuff. However we can digest Hydroxyapatite in small amounts. So normally you'd perhaps need 4-5 passes through the digestive system to digest a tooth or piece of bone. Thankfully sharks don't have bones, only cartilage, so 100% of sharks are easily digestible, except their toxicly pissfilled blood.

[@RusticRonnie]

@@patrickdix772you just poop it back out, just like a peanut.

[@DopaminedotSeek3rcolonthree]

I mean, we can't digest gum, either. It just passes through our system (Contrary to the 7 years myth)

[@mari_iscariot]

15 seconds in, i hear; "eating wisdom teeth". ive already had enough of this vid. 😔😔

[@Coreybrawlstars1]

First let’s go

[@122Rosco]

Surely no one watched this live 🤢

[@Volkevism]

@@122Rosco I almost vomited ngl

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

Yea, it's stuff like this that makes me concerned for Filian's wellbeing, and genuinely think that he coworkers may need to stage an intervention... 😒 Seriously, when mfing *_COTTON_* is the voice of reason, _that's_ when you know you've gone too far. Psychological reasons aside, there's also legitimate medical reasons why this is (was) a bad idea! I believe she has said that they were both fractured upon removal, but I believe she also said recently (since this channel is so far behind) that sure broke them up further?? _(coffee grinder, I think; I'm sure she'll say later in the vid as in paused at only 4 min lol)_ If even the former is the only true part of that, bones and teeth are both like rocks and glass... When they break, they're SHARP!! As such, there's very real risk of lacerating your stomach/intestines! Although, the one plus side is the hydrochloric acid in our stomach (our bile) _MAY_ be enough to dissolve them... But only if she *did* grind them up first... This is why it's risky to give dogs bones unless they've been prepared a certain way, to pendent them from getting brittle and splintering. [/concerned ramble] _(edit: Ok, she blended them... Hopefully into a super fine powder. Actually, HOPEFULLY she only _*_said_*_ she put them in the shake... but didn't...)_

[@rwbyknightshade7290]

You know, she did only show the blender with all the other ingredients on top and never the teeth themselves, so i think we can let her pass with this fib​@@DUKE_of_RAMBLE

[@Bendyink655]

“Children getting hurt isn’t funny” Filian 5 seconds later: 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@deadisntAlice]

I feel like there's a point in your life when "eat your own teeth" just has to be too much.

[@Dato-dddd]

Filian eating teeth? Nahhhhhhhhh bro I can already tell there will be chaos in this vid ☠️

[@andriakalmakhelidze6818]

kartveli xar

[@livedandletdie]

And somehow that's the least cursed thing in the video...

[@loganmunier9798]

I love that the AI actually had a reasonable reaction to the shotgun thing. I feel kinda bad for it.

[@Xaim023]

That concoction was definetly a witch's recipe for poison

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

4:05 Now *_I_* have to spin wheel... That reply of _THE _*_MUFFIN_*_ MAN!_ was absolutely *spot-on* for how it sounded in Shrek!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Uripura]

I didn't think I will ever see Filian eat her own teeth while Richard Wagners Tannhäuser Overture plays in the background. The Internet is amazing.

[@ChromaAqui]

15:46 She saying that after she ate her own teeth.. I would not be surprised if she actually tries it some day 💀

[@wizards_only]

"I'll call Fefe" Bold move, there's no chance that will backfire

[@isntyournamebacon]

"EEEWWW ITS SLIMMY" Almost spit my pizza on my keyboard. Tears running down my face. omg. LOLOLOLOLOLOL

8:57 "Russian Panzer Shrek" on a clip of British Mark tank 😂😂😂

[@founoe]

I really thought eating teeth was rock bottom. Turns out there's a whole netherworld if you unban the word 'feet'.

[@petergao96]

Well of course! The netherworld is under most feet after all.

[@AppMinole-vo1ux]

She traumatized a ai 💀💀💀27:41

[@CSLucasEpic]

At this point Filian is the phisical embodiment of the TV show "Jackass"

[@unrealyano4529]

She comes up with crazy punishments her poor body is probably like why must you torture me brain. Lol

[@Leonidas1210vc]

10:22 austin powers is a classic. love that movie series.

[@TheCostan]

Filian: "children getting hirt isn't funny" Also Filian three seconds later: 🎺🎺🎺🎺

[@smolboi7092]

They way the minions face moved made it really look like he was experiencing the pain of being crushed to death. The goggles popping off at the end really sells it.

[@kito5248]

somehow I was more horrified by how messed up her keyboard keys were than the blended teeth

[@Tredenix]

23:40 I was expecting something along the lines of "seven hundred and thirty six, easy" but this goes even harder

[@CATELlegend1]

Remember that one time someone told us Filius is normal? Me neither. If we sink any lower, guys, we wont survive the journey. I think now is the time to be afraid. I'm afraid. The future is dark. A schizo catgirl is rotting our brain as we go.

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

_"Why did KZbin shorts auto scroll?"_ Given I've *_NEVER_* had that happen to me, I'ma go out on a limb and say: *S K I L L I S S U E* I have "Auto Play Next" disabled and I wager that's the cause. 😉 _(seriously, that's thee dumbest feature on YT)_

[@relaxevidz]

"And when I mix it with the Mentos I'll be flying over folks" Well, we've found a new punishment for YLYL

[@GeorgeGiles76]

14:21 Ouch The Police Car Got Wrecked

[@barrettfenwick8028]

15:46 The culinary term for humans is "Long Pig". That is all. :)

[@Seanman2006]

filian im actually concerned for your health, i mean who wouldnt be considering your EATING TEETH

[@firestorm5371]

You can actually eat teeth they are mostly made of calcium.

[@87axal]

He ACTUALLY never misses, ghe absolute legend!

[@motocross_cooper]

OKAYYYY...Filian definitely locked in her position as GOAT! When she said: "I hate Nutella BTW". Fily, You're seriously a Real One!

[@autowaagh99]

I got hit by a car and when I was in the hospital I had two blonde female nurses and they said several times I asked if I was dead because I was surrounded by beautiful angels.

[@demonhunter59]

0:32 as a person once said "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISS"

[@ghoulygammy]

My entire spine shuddered in both disgust and fear, Fillian truly is something else because I refuse to believe that's a human

[@Aroba_Syljia]

Uh I don’t think that’s a “Russian Panzer Shrek” tank 8:57 😅

[@KXZero]

I love it that they slowly backed up when Filian was dancing. 😂

[@ThomasHumphreys-jb1mq]

16:00 previously i would doubt that, but she just ate her teeth

[@librarianseth5572]

Somehow I totally didn't see the 7/11 thing coming

[@SN0BALL_]

9:00 oh boy wait till a tank enthusiast watches this, THEY WOULF COOK FILIAN ALIVE with the “Erm actually🤓☝️” (I am one but I’ll let you off the hook)

[@koheletcalaforexclan6508]

Filian would be scary to live with, she’d eat your fingers for a Twitch Challenge!😂

[@youtubian0]

that AI country song truly is peak content. If that's what the internet getting overrun by chatbots will be, then I'm happy to be her.

[@Bound4Earth]

The sonic one was funny, he is like a failed Goose Wayne. At least his moms is hot.

[@ceciliagonzalespacherrez9339]

Filian is a great role model, shes teaching people to recycle

[@ItzZotaku]

THE ENDING SONG TOOK ME OUT THAT WAS INCREDIBLE 😭

[@AguyOntheinternet-e5z]

Filian ain’t beating the allegaytions

[@Orthane]

"I've never touched one of these things in my entire life" Don't worry Filian, we know.

[@NoobTrophy]

3:39 I could joke about blowing, but I'm better than that😂😅

[@EEEMBER]

13:22 bro is pulling some typa “coffin of Andy and leyley” shiiii

[@robijakus6860]

extremely typical both from Lily and Mykull

[@Raven-lo4wm]

26:05 What you have to do is before the anesthesia sets in you gotta say to the nurse "quick, pull up the wikihow article".

[@DancinDevilDarlin]

"8/11" and "Country Cowboy Rocket Man" had me DYING!!!!!!!

[@Lemon_shark_vr]

Introducing 911! That got me rolling, bro

[@PokèBro456]

Fillian, when i watch all of your try not to laugh video it made me laugh as well even when chat bullies u (lol), u made my day. And I'm excited for twitch for tomorrow see u soon 👍

[@niklasneighbor6726]

Fittingly, I am getting my wisdom teeth removed this week

[@winster32]

8:06 TOKUSATSU SPIDER-MAN ACTIN UP

[@urgirlaubbbss]

Filian should get an oscar tho ngl

[@johnmartinez-valentin5427]

A new way to get your daily dose of calcium 😂

[@Nocare89]

Appreciate you uploading this. The clippers be taking this same amount of content and remixing it into a week of videos. Been driving me mad

[@m00n_huhh]

4:01 FR BROO 😮‍💨😔

[@LatashaMoore-y7r]

You are such a positive energy Filian ✨️💖 💕 💛

[@ywtch6608]

And we still wounder how filian is still alive (and keep us entertained while risking her life)

[@KalebIvy-t2i]

0:01 i can't😭 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dandysworldcontentcreator01]

13:42 FILLIAN😭🙏

[@wargamesmaster]

Cowboy Rocket Man is my new favorite song! XD

[@musicfreakshow5190]

28:07 The correct to response to an approaching woman

[@honilock577]

The best Mustafar meme is the Japanese katakana Google translate voice XD

[@BlizzardOfTheArctics]

Filian WTF! That is the most unhinged ending to a video ive ever seen

[@ninjahaz0180]

Nah that last song was too funny lyrically

[@jessechavez5602]

Fillian cannibals on death row said human tastes like pork

[@zaneblade7464]

I’m not gonna lie, I’d lose all the time I have a broken sense of humor

[@L3GiTAc1D]

the masculine undertones on $400 headphones goes crazy

[@itsmikeyplayz27]

Kazuma Kiryu and Goro Majima SPOTTED ! 9:27

[@tacticbecon7520]

I love every video but I swear she will hurt herself one day like T o T We need to study how to protect her before it's too late 😂

[@volbla]

That Shondo ai sounds more like Tenma with that accent.

[@KenanVonKaiser]

0:47 You Laughed!

[@thegingerrobot]

Oh my LAWD, that finale.

[@Venomtankmod]

I have a good punishment for a jackpot on something like this. If you hit jackpot you must read My Immortal out loud like a children’s story book to chat

[@PerpetuallyStressed]

That was an amazing ending

[@ghoulygammy]

Me after seeing her eat her own teeth: Thats enough Internet for today

[@matthewyeldig4608]

4:30 No Filian... *THIS IS ADEQUATE.*

[@monarchxero1822]

FIlian has done some wild shit before but my GOD. The tooth shake takes the fking cake. That's some Filthy Frank levels of anything for content

[@iceman3317]

Do you know.... the muffin man? THE MUFFIN MAN!

[@karolisn7956]

15:50. I too ponder the forbidden snack

[@EvanLovesWhiskey]

Fillian laughed at the toddlers in the bathroom from life exp

[@pnnyws]

Filian is gonna sh** calcium and enamel for a couple days🤣

[@IICASPAA]

Goddamn that talk with Cotton😂😂

[@jessechavez5602]

You don’t have any leverage on the high ground… yeet

[@danniv4598]

4:09 THE MAFFAN MAN

[@9GoZi6]

ending song is gold

[@DUKE_of_RAMBLE]

_"That is what is known as a Russian Panzerschreck!"_ 🤔 Either... Filian has enough knowledge WWII implements of war to combine them in the worst way possible... in which case bravo m'lady! 👏👏👏 O R She has absolutely no idea and just paired the only term she did know, with a country she _probably_ knew was incorrect... in which case... well, still bravo, as it was funny either way 🤣👏👏👏 _(I do hope it's the former though, as it'd be _*_yet another_*_ reason for me to be impressed by her wit and intellect! lol)_

[@dhammonds89]

14:20 CRIIIIIIME IS THE WAAAY I FLLLLLLY TO YOOOOU!

[@jeremymobari1767]

Japanese Spiderman was soooo American the bullets went through the screen

[@sntschevy]

I swear to god she's going to fricking unalive herself accidentally on one of these streams and I'm not looking forward to it...

[@MitoTomakawa]

That song went from bad to a total banger.

[@TheKarishi]

The fact that she tries to deny an interest in vore AFTER the portion of the stream where, ignoring the screams of her audience, she GROUND UP AND ATE HER OWN TEETH.

[@AkioHaRdCoRe]

tfw americans get put under for wisdom teeth so hard they see jesus.... i got 17 teeth removed woke up and walked out of the hospital 10 minutes later xD

[@maxweb32]

New post hospital visit stream because her teeth shredded her insides...

[@newguy3588]

That AI country song was wild