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[@tnorki]

I love how she instantly comes back to sounding like a teenage boy as soon as the intro ends.

[@beng2080]

i love how emiru goes from 110% energy cosplay girl in her intros then an immediate flip to chill normal person in the actual video.

[@byonox]

this is just what i had in mind :D

[@LoktarOgar69420]

I was wondering if anyone was gonna bring this up lol thank you😂

[@HolyMith]

"Hey, I wanna do the thing again."

[@Noki_Kelevra]

She also does anime girl voice, which throws me off every time because I think it's footage from like 10 years ago.

[@ohtruebro]

Was that her in the intro? seemed like a completely different person

[@hardbolts]

I can’t believe she will lose if she laughs

[@GentleCrank]

I’m still wondering what she lost

[@alvaradoac21]

@@GentleCrank everything

[@kaisui8921]

Hi

[@kaisui8921]

Hey

[@kaisui8921]

Hi

[@tamalay8567]

Seeing emi saying "omg that's offensive" while slightly smirking to the funny ahh tiktoks is hilarious

[@ashawsome1122]

8:25 for some reason this feels so heroic

[@atomicsmokes663]

8:38 i was waiting for one of the girls to stand up

[@damyymau6002]

Now this makes my life easyer to see someone watch ticktok videos instead of me watching them by my self lol

[@frankjohnson123]

17:42 I love people who are this naturally funny, reminds me of my friends growing up

[@randomdamian]

28:20 This is amazing, this is when the boss realized that he ain't shit without the team. Because if everyone packs and fucks off means the company is fucked because if new people come no one knows wtf to do.

[@TheDudeMaaaan]

calm down commie andy

[@istitchlive]

2:35 somebody come get 'er!!!

[@RedEarth20XDX]

Human trafficking is very real and happens every day. Its important to keep up to date on what tactics those people use.

[@rxquiem4441]

Yeah people calling it fake in chat could be a bit open minded at least. Even if it was fake it spreads awareness to weird ass things that can happen in real life

[@Billy-rz1jg]

@@rxquiem4441 The problem is there's a difference between spreading awareness and fear mongering. Trafficking happens a lot of ways and generally the zip tie shit isn't one of them, it's been trending on social media recently though which is why there's an explosion of videos talking about it.

[@rxquiem4441]

@@Billy-rz1jg Yeah I see what you're saying. The video did def arouse fear in the public.

[@jobusch]

Andrew Tate can relate to this

[@RedEarth20XDX]

@@jobusch holy shit

[@Theoneandonly5376]

"Bish hit my shii with a hadouken" 😂 💀

[@mcdarkstar6]

36:43 when it's hunting season and your the prey

[@ScaleCrawling]

The Otter is the cutest animal in the world. It's also the only animal in the world that actually says "Nom, Nom, Nom" when they eat. ❤

[@dand1257]

9:00, from Kansas can confirm this has happened at my school, multiple times

[@randomdamian]

6:04 This bish hit my shit with a HADOUKEN I lost my shit hahahaha xD

[@DiscManDonovon]

You’ve got some big shoes to fill

[@bayunugrahahendri6643]

What size is the shoes?

[@elias_xp95]

@@bayunugrahahendri6643 2 foot

[@Arukorstza]

11:50 yeah... if you find anything on you or your car that you didn't put there, you take that off and you be watchful of anyone you don't know approaching you.

[@Nathan15038]

Bro, I’m not sure how many people are aware but like that the zip tide thing is actually pretty common. Apparently, they’re also a lot of other things that thieves could use to mark your house your belongings or just you.

[@ivannbec]

we need longer vids like this. Emi please im in love with these react vids

[@robertacosta7586]

Emiru a G for doing the dance.

[@lilxipz9273]

i just watched that one song called say something by christina alguilara and now im watching emiru while actually balling my eyes out wtf is my life lmao

[@colinsteadland]

the opening little ad and then the real emiru is like getting whiplash

[@whtvr4337]

Omg the goon's clip was gold, love these guys

[@rj_dr]

9:35 that’s actually scary

[@skyefire1]

this cozy as hell

[@colinsteadland]

4:09 thats me i was that kid in high school who would ask to use the bathroom and then leave school for the rest of the day, maybe show up to a class here or there. senior year was fun lol

[@JenoKondou]

Mfs always be like “I don’t like offensive jokes” then try to hide their smile/smirk because they highkey found the jokes funny but are trying to hide it.

[@hunterjayco2280]

The cat rebuking demons from the other cat lmao all in spanish.. never in english.. I'm feeling attacked 🤣

[@LisekTheFox]

I just finished 40 min of painting. Thank you for measuring my time, whilest entertaining me.

[@yourregularjoe]

not tryna be weird or anything but when you said "monkey" at 12:28 I thought it was hilarious

[@Tophkaneki]

Lmaooo “its not targeted its a fresh account.” Yeah thats not how they work anymore boo boo. Its targeted. 😂

[@chancemcclendon3906]

The zip tie tags are absolutly a real thing. In Canada we have problems with ribbons because most new cars you can just shove someone into the car and drive away because they have the key in there pocket. Very scary

[@ShawnMac75]

Give one example where this happened

[@cloudsteele1989]

​@@ShawnMac75 For example; IF the girl parked in a parking structure and used an f.o.b. then someone could (after noticing the correct tag) wait behind or inside another nearby vehicle. They can record the unlock signal, program it on a new device, the next night, unlock the door themselves and quickly pushing the victim inside.

[@ShawnMac75]

@@cloudsteele1989 that is not an example of something like this happening, it’s more wild speculation. Seems you’ve put a lot of thought into it though.

[@UntrainableWizard]

@@ShawnMac75 What they described does happen, people use it to steal expensive cars all the time with wireless replicators and relays. For replicators, exactly what Cloud say, for relays, they wait for night time and then walk around your house till they're close enough to trigger a signal from the keys. I don't know why you're getting defensive over something like this, it's one of the main reasons people have issues with wireless keys for cars... For theft, and for kidnappings.

[@cronagorgon1735]

Man it's always plankton that gets me, I be just smoking and chilling and he be screaming like he gonna take grandma back behind the shed, just died XD.

[@huntermiller537]

the dance was actually pretty cute ngl

[@DamianAngels]

she has the natural dance skills ecspecially if she has on the super powered rare artifact pizza pjs

[@VonDoogan]

17:46 Canadians laughing for different reasons

[@cyber-cyco9232]

😆 mans iz sellin a knuckle sammich lol

[@AkoraBR]

"she will be preperad" some girl will be learing how to shoot a clock by now

[@williamgoolsbyjr1901]

I enjoy your stream very much and I hope you have a great day.

[@wooshbait36]

Simp

[@seansiquig]

damn love seeing the long vids recently

[@RobertPayne556]

ABELIBBYDEBEDEBEDUU beat goes hard.

[@tausser.0171]

The part when she watched a TikTok was the best

[@dudekool1538]

If that’s how emi looks showering only every two weeks...,...im joining that trend! 😂

[@Iamannpc268]

For the zip tie one it is sadly true

[@inkrot]

Every law enforcement person I know said it was a facebook mom hoax

[@king-vn6fb]

Emi is drippy that shirt is fire

[@ScaleCrawling]

Also, when the girl is busy trying to break the zip tie, that's an opportunity for the kidnappers to sneak up on her.

[@mainlyglitches]

9:10 my brother had a classmate who did his "business" in the back of the classroom while the techer was teaching tye class, she caught him doimg it, many staff members got involved.

[@himiko1610]

Yes we had that kid.

[@dogue590]

The snuffy wallpaper is actually peak

[@Ommeta3764]

This was a little sussy Emiru 8/10 regardless

[@BlueNinja5000]

that chick became cinderella and got scared

[@jamharcomena3164]

Lovin the Shmoney dance

[@crimsonflood1643]

28:00 baseddddd

[@iHCSx]

8:59 yes I was that kid and my best friend and the teacher were next to me. It was an experience xd.

[@flyguytone1727]

Secretly love the dance 🤣🤣

[@FoolishMark90]

Emiru is the greatest. I'll sell my house to make sure Emi can eat tonight.

[@gib1720]

Wait hol up~

[@akionyx310]

Simpetry

[@fartman7470]

i will kill myself for emiru

[@OnomatopoeiaBoo]

send a few grand my way while youre at it pls

[@TheRydz11]

Siiiiiiimp

[@PinHeadSupliciumwtf]

TikTok really isn't meant to make you laugh just keep you at the phone waiting for shit.

[@nissyenarts]

Probably the unfunniest clips i've ever seen...

[@danteice2087]

2:03 lmao

[@alo4912]

She kept going back to it lol

[@abrasiontest6954]

Emiru confirmed reptilian shaman

[@OzzyMalous]

They also use apple airtags to track them. They put somewhere under the car so they cannot see it.

[@Masterchief5314]

6:52 I'm guessing he's new to the order picker I did that at first too it's scary going up or down at full speed but if you don't push the button down all the way at a certain height it bounces like that.well this is a little exaggerated but it does bounce

[@michaelscotthawthorn7871]

I put black zip ties on my cars .. but noone has picked me up yet ..

[@sirweslton3410]

10:19 I've also heard of cases where there's a paper towel or a piece of cloth laced with a drug that can knock you out. Only heard about it, don't know if it's true, but regardless it's best to use caution if your care is tampered with at all.

[@_Seanime]

the kid in the back of the class thing is a midwest thing, im from kc and i knew two kids that did that in highschool lmao

[@otam78]

damn i dont get these reels at all theyre so good

[@goty8829]

funny story...had a kid we called john deer cause he got caught doing his thing on a tractor behind the soccer field. lol

[@haikaido]

For not being a furry, Emiru sure does freak the fuck out and get all red and shit even at the sight of some random game ad.

[@Nathan15038]

But why are you look so dead like me personally watching anything could get me to laugh 😂

[@spacecaadet95]

making fun of asmon's appearance = funny xd, making fun of pokimane's appearance = incel NOTED

[@trevorkthomas]

mug root beer is the goat.

[@tombrianiversen114]

I somehow really enjoy this video emi

[@DayBreak2400]

19:00 sound like chucky lol

[@ChrisFrickinKieffer]

I feel like SpongeBob in the episode where he's in the background of the Krusty krab commercial for like 2 seconds and he's excited as hell about it at 21:43 bc I seen my comment😭

[@glen4thewin]

...I have been here for 40MIN?!?!!

[@vinacar]

I was present for a girl getting in trouble for sitting on her foot and rocking /wink wink in class. That happened in middle school ended up dating her in high school.

[@PuckCld]

Someone said emi talks like a female Charlie and i cant unhear it

[@itsjaboi377]

the pokimane 1 lmaoooo

[@falformfreeform9553]

Laughs in the first 2 mins 🤣

[@Lyko5]

chicken eggs can be unfertile and thats their periods, due to the ammount of protein and calcium, they may break them and eat to avoid rotten eggs from spoiling the place and to get enough strenght and nutrients to lay strong fertile eggs for the health of future generations. giving egg shells to chickens is a good thing, especially when they are still babies, its like giving maternal milk to a baby, its a way to be resourseful and it helps them PS: you can have chickens cannibaising themselves if you cook one and give the wastes to them, they just see it as meat to eat

[@acereraser6758]

Brooooo a guy in my school went to town on himself in class and yeah I live in Kansas too hahaha it must be a thing

[@DjTooStoned]

I thought that otter 🦦 was a snake scared me

[@RyansBeans]

19:45 is the best meme 🤣

[@DiabloDBS]

@3:00 Considering its tiktok i wouldn't be suprised if they used the mic / cam to id who is using the phone.. But I mean they have been collecting mac addresses in the past.. so that alone would be enough to give Emi her Fury stuff or is this a new phone again?

[@CanadaLime]

7:05 LOL 😂😂😂😂 (Before the witch-hunt, I’m black.)

[@PuckCld]

Yes emi, there was a kid at my school at beat it in the back of the class and got caught….TWICE

[@chadowstar2992]

Domscrolling content😭

[@KevansDied]

no laugh for the swagger clip 😢

[@vagabondwastrel2361]

account doesn't matter. Tiktok knows every device connected to your network. It knows everything on your phone including expressions and passwords.

[@Coockiez-007]

emi looks like a runner from mirrors edge

[@CallieKou]

Truly heinous shit - EMIRU REALLY IS MOIST R63

[@Levitticus]

Emi you're telling me that if a dog was coming after you like that or behaving like that to you. You wouldn't kick at it outta fear? 35:47

[@AtomicEy]

4:03 yaaa no

[@Dameion666]

Wichita, Ks How funny I have been watching your videos for a week or 2 after you popped in my recommended and you said Kansas schools I’ve lived in Wichita most of my life and was born here unfortunately… lol I hate the weather that is like a hot.. humid …dusty .. hairdryer in your face during summer and wind chills in winter … especially if you have allergies/sinus issues lol I wish you the best and good to see your having success on KZbin

[@Tacoslmg]

9:16 I was that kid at my school 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

[@Cu-sith7]

Nah a kid up in Alaska did it. And me and a girl did and it was my first time.🤣

[@Dxxz8]

Amazing 🤩

[@stefanstefan1760]

30:00 asmonds house

[@fargor1]

5:51 That bitch went full Street Fighter on that car holy shit O_O

[@brindenbost]

Nice Gutetama mug. :D