If I Were You - Episode 253: Britney Spears(Jake and Amir Podcast)

In this episode we discuss high school cliques and basketball tricks.
Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld offer up advice in areas they're qualified to talk about. Also in areas they're not qualified to talk about.
Jake and Amir Outtakes

[@JeremyHoffman]

2:05 I made the Hamilton parody theme song! Here are the lyrics: How do two wanna-be, has-been, unemployed actor slash writers Somehow create a podcast empire Watch this perverted college dropout and this late blooming nerd Start the best advice show you ever heard? Long ago at College Humor they wrote jokes and made cameos in Hardly Working episodes, honed their comedic flow, became best bros, put up their own video, Which became the eponymous Jake and Amir show Well the show exploded, they were always laughing as they wrote it, ‘Til it was time to throw out the status quo, just let go’v’it Finished on a high note, started something new so they could grow And the Facebook fans already know What's this show, man?! Jake and Amir If I Were You This show is Jake and Amir If I Were You You can email in if you’re confused And they'll talk you through And mock you too Met Leron at Starbucks, that cousin committed suicide Hashtag greenlight Jake and Amir, the pilot was denied When at last they knew that TruTV passed on employ’n’ ‘em They hit the gas on podcasting and asked their friends to join ‘em There would've been nothing left to shoot for comics less astute They would’ve been broke, reduced to asking, “Serge, man, can we crash with you, dude?” They started hoarding, recording, reporting to the landlord of Raven's Nest, the best house in the world, which they cannot afford Hustling for C-list actors they can get to come on Trusting the emails would give ‘em material to go on If they keep entertaining, don't let the fan base erode In L.A. they can start a new show The show is on Vimeo now: Amir as Ruby Jade A new pathetic character still trying to get laid Lonely and Horny might be the best thing they’ve ever made But what’s this show, man?! Jake and Amir If I Were You! HAEHH!

[@takatotakasui8307]

Love you Jeremy

[@manisthere]

Come to New Zealand :(

[@featherbird666]

there's a major afl player who lives in my town and i've met him in coles a few times and his sister was my preschool teacher

[@featherbird666]

also on the subject of famous people not getting recognised outside of their own country: Bill Murray came to australia, his car broke down in toowoomba and the locals fixed his car and took him to grill'd without realising he was famous at all

[@danielward4440]

awesome

[@sinnickson]

more than nothing less than something

[@seanutter428]

Cool kids do drugs huh?