If I Were You - Episode 98: Underwear (with Thomas Middleditch) (Jake and Amir Podcast)

[@Syrillios]

t-mid episodes are the best.

[@hannahbis420]

lol is that a pic of savant?

[@Syrillios]

hah yes it is.

[@YechanSong]

amir's right in the underwear thing

[@PrimetimeX]

No lol. He’s completely wrong

[@gorillaglue775]

no he's right

[@andrewtran694]

Amir's completely right

[@mightyatomfilms9127]

how did i just find out about this podcast WHERE HAVE I BEEN

[@LilDanni17]

I love the ol' middleditch on the show

[@ChallKnowWhoItBe]

"How to grapefruit my man" is forever in my search history

[@calebrowan3992]

i lost it at "this girls asking to get melted"

[@123balorflame]

I love episodes with Thomas!

[@RyanDuffy1192]

Aye Tommy Midds - love you guys

[@Browsin4Vids]

Could someone tell me the title of the if i were you episode where someone finds a dead owl?

[@CryticalSeulin]

Holy shit :D This was such amazing episode :D

[@SickSea]

Thomas is such a joy

[@T2a585]

Sick/Sea Band you mean such a soy, right?HA

[@SickSea]

A coy, soy boy

[@sirhawkjames]

i'm surprised middleditch is using "comeapart" as he said he would in his last episode.

[@rustyisbadatgames2899]

Kind of wish the intro said this was a "Doobsie" of an episode.. Get it?

[@BirdKeeperCel]

10:46 what is it though

[@mehbobotorp2373]

I was gonna ask "Is Jake a Leo?" Then I googled him. Jake is a Leo. Of course. He is SOOO typical Leo! haha (not a bad thing).

[@mehbobotorp2373]

+Diego Villatoro Hmm... well the way I see it, every single advanced ancient civilizations revered and worshiped the cosmos and its astrological effect. Furthermore, I myself can see definite similarities within certain astrological signs. Lastly, the moon has noticeable effects on the tides of the ocean. Human kind is 75% water. You do the math.

[@mehbobotorp2373]

+Diego Villatoro hehe alright Diego, let's get into it, then. Our Calendars may chart the constellations inaccurately (highly debatable lol and I'll explain later), but then how do you explain Chinese or even Native American astrology, that don't use the same constellations? How do you explain the observable fact that astrological signs interact with each other in very concrete ways that can be both observed and studied? Astrological signs don't actually create personality traits, and to believe so is to be misinformed about what astrology suggests. What it actually does is organize or structure personality traits that are within all of us. It doesn't "breed" personality, it merely explains why those personalities are there Again- all ancient civilizations revered the skies and built massive temples in accordance with the constellations, temples that also fall in accordance to Pi and the Fibonacci Sequence, proving that these civilizations were not "primitive", but in fact extremely knowledgeable when it came to Mathematics, Architecture and Astronomy. Lastly, modern Time is charted according to 60 seconds/minute. 60 minutes/hour and 24hours/day (which is a product of 6). Our Calendars are actually structured around complex mathematics that monitor Earths rotation on its axis as well as its rotation around the Sun with astounding accuracy that even balances itself based on the Earth's delicate and subtle wobble. We have a better understanding of the cosmos than we ever had in the past 1,000 years and we now have the technology to enhance that understanding. So I don't know where you got your information from, but it's flawed. I am not the one who is "weak-minded" and "gullible" (And I am certainly not the one uninformed here lol). Perhaps the problem here really lies with your close-mindedness and cognitive dissonance. So here's a bit of wisdom to treat that. "All I know is that I know nothing" -Socrates Cheers!

[@mehbobotorp2373]

+Diego Villatoro hehe I rest my case, then ;)

[@mehbobotorp2373]

Diego, do you ACTUALLY believe that YOU represent EVERYBODY?! LOL Jesus Christ, dude. Talk about narcissism. I am extremely grateful your narrow-minded self-felating egotripping ass isn't part of my entourage. You must be the Life of any party! No one else pitched in this 'debate' (however pathetic your debating skills may be) and no one voted any of our comments up. So this is purely a matter of 'open-minded/freethinking vs. narrow-minded/info-regurgitation'. ie- this is just between you and me. And you made a condescending remark before bailing out when things went a little more in-depth. So yeah. I rest my case and you can go back to peering at your brick wall now :)

[@mehbobotorp2373]

+Diego Villatoro "self-centeredness arising from failure to distinguish the self from external objects, either in very young babies or as a feature of mental disorder." Don't worry, I grasp what Narcissism means. And no, actually, most people DON'T "know" that. Because the real statistics on that are probably circling the 50-50 mark. And it would also depend on what part of the world you're studying or researching. But again- enjoy your wall. We can drop this since it's clearly going nowhere (unless you wanna troll. In which case just throw the invitation).

[@The8347135]

5:52

[@wstaggers]

Hey someone help me out What podcast episode did Jake say "friend zoned, cause friends don't bone" Please someone help me out!

[@StobsProductions]

Wyatt Staggers I believe it's Episode 37: The FriendZone

[@nakarogers]

jandaouttakes How do i send you my problem for you to pick apart and ultimately help me through? I need some Help!!

[@ParalexMusic]

[e-mail] E-mail your problem there.

[@geekroom2365]

When I was in high school, I fooled around with my gf, and after she gave me her panties. I was really confused, but I took them and they sat in my closet for like a month or two. Then I trashed them, bc it was gross and weird. The end

[@ThePoptartster]

I'm a level 14 caveman!

[@frond8951]

taylor lutz I thought I was the only one

[@Carmeezy]

volun-fuckin-teering

[@willtrking]

more like DOOBZY of an episode

[@Sprightey]

Amir was definitely in the wrong on the underwear question. Shaming someone like that would be extremely traumatizing. It's perverted but she can still confront him and talk through the problem in a better way

[@Enzombie]

It feels good to see recent comments, I always feel lonely when I watch/listen old things

[@Sprightey]

@@Enzombie After knowing about the show for years, I just started listening only a month ago. Needless to say, I got hooked

[@Enzombie]

@@Sprightey That's awesome dude it took me a couple years to listen to it too, I think I was a while after Jake And Amir ended that I got hooked to the podcast, the latest episodes are good but I always found myself coming back to this old episodes because they are so hilarious. Greetings from Argentina hope you're washing your hands stay safe

[@bryan0c]

I skip the ads now. So annoying.

[@emboujarppunen6470]

Yeah. There were sooooo many this time. And they were long. And not funny.

[@coolboy0851]

Embou Jarppunen so what your saying is you would rather there was no show at all? they have to earn money, im sure they wouldn't do ads if they had a choice. if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all

[@KrishnaVohra97]

Henry Marsden lol you ain't got no chill

[@007zezima]

what's this clown doing on the show? get sarah back! /s

[@MrUnknown108]

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