If John Talks, John Dies

[@toast1890]

I clicked on the notification thinking this would actually be 72 hours of just silent fishing gameplay. I feel scammed and offended hearing you talk lmao

[@PolkaCowboy]

Happy to dissapoint!

[@tarus94]

Yeah me too, i am deeply dissapointed and my day (and the next 2) are completely ruined, thanks polkacowboy!

[@zackleorooleoroo2869]

Meeru Christmas eve eve

[@ILS_Aviation]

@@zackleorooleoroo2869Merry Christmas Eve Eve!

[@alan_decker]

⁠@@ILS_Aviationmerry post post post Christmas!

[@Tobeebuzz]

I love how the hardest part was getting John to SHUT UP.

[@adogwithinternetaccess5334]

Challenge idea: glitch your way to Guarma (if you don't know how, there's a place by Manteca falls where you can get drunk, pass out, and wake up in Mexico, then run southeast until you get to Guarma) and hogtie a local, then try to bring him back to the main map alive.

[@Conch2008]

You sir, are creative.

[@french6013]

Does this still work after all the updates or would you have to revert to 1.0 or something closer? I know I can look it up but me lazy lol

[@adogwithinternetaccess5334]

​@@french6013 Glitch still works in the latest version

[@BLET_55artem55]

​@@french6013I personally used the revolver underwater slide or the devil's cave drinking methods

[@NeverCallKriss]

0:11 "Project Zomboid: Building a city with only fire" I have more hours in that game than I'd like to admit and I can tell you one thing. *You ain't buildin' a city with fire*

[@BLET_55artem55]

Look up his previous vid. That's where the AI took the "inspiration"

[@NeverCallKriss]

@@BLET_55artem55 Now I see, thank you for pointing this out to me.

[@what_4836s]

"oh you don't build a city with fire du-"

[@HunterCapizzi]

Wait a minute this isn’t 72 hours of silent fishing!!!!!

[@TommyOSC]

real

[@Small-stick-o-butter]

I love how everyone is just shitting on the AI ideas lol

[@BobDrew-fy5ne]

This challenge is just kidnapping Meredith

[@Crosseyed-Grandpre]

😏

[@Aimu1]

Your profile gave me the answer.

[@UpdoggWhattt]

The Leftovers reference is beautiful. Such an underrated show! Edit: also, fun fact, but fishing with small arrows gives you a “perfect” fish. It’s also easy to get your arrows back if fishing in water that doesn’t move too fast or gets too deep.

[@yesidid2877]

Never give up. Fight against the slop.

[@snzjcjnrhx3759]

New video idea: Get an alligator to Beechers Hope, As Arthur

[@BLET_55artem55]

Just a bit more annoying. And New Austin stuff isn't that hard either even in chapter 2

[@Ww2enthusiasts529]

Here’s a good challenge idea: hunt every animal species to extinction (yes this is possible to do look it up) and if that’s too easy only do it with a cattleman

[@WinterWyvernE]

THIS NEEDS TO BE SEEN BYHIM

[@tarzanstrickland]

im pretty sure only the Carolina Parakeet goes extinct

[@WinterWyvernE]

@@tarzanstrickland same

[@Ww2enthusiasts529]

@@tarzanstrickland they all do if you hunt them enough

[@tarzanstrickland]

@@Ww2enthusiasts529 where are you getting this info? I cant find it anywhere online, and ive played this game A LOT and hunted a lot, the animals continue to spawn...

[@mrr-j7n]

just wanted to say i really love the rdr2 content!! always love the commentary but i did expect two hours of you fishing

[@SaltyMari]

The fact that you can take such a nothing concept and make it entertaining is amazing

[@user-cb3qr9dt2k]

Great humor and story telling. Hope you start getting more subs, you deserve it.

[@honestylowkeye1171]

It's a bit sad how happy I was to know what I'd be doing for the next 20-21 minutes

[@cricketdogg]

You genuinely make the best RDR2 content on YT. Some know this and some don't, but there are fairly subtle non-lethal mechanics that label some enemies as unconscious and others as dead. One way to tell is if their cross on the map has no label, they are not dead, and another is if you point a gun at their body, if the hit marker goes red they are still breathing. It goes a bit deeper then you'd expect I think. Maybe a creative guy like you could do something with it?

[@_samn.nonyuh]

Alternate Title: Fisherman John but he's anti-social for 3 days

[@Venom_Schveyck]

Maybe 72 hours of regular RDR2, but John has to kill every NPC that speaks to him. EDIT: he has to kill them immediately and can't attack anyone who doesn't speak to him

[@itsyaboidaedae]

yesssss

[@ColemanClement-ud3fx]

In Saint Dennis

[@Natethefishguy-t9t]

I do this every time i play

[@dgfjdfgjfdgjfdgjfdgjfdgj]

you are a very determined person boah, your content will find its following as time passes, just don't neglect yourself, it will come as a beacon of negative energy and you won't even want to look at the computer after that for god knows how long. peace

[@inseparabletheband]

I have never and probably will never play RDR2 but these are some of my favorite videos.

[@joshuaallegretti9576]

This is way more entertaining than I was expecting lol

[@AxisCorpsRep]

its hilarious how the feature "works" as in, it did in fact give you an idea for something, but its executed in a demeaning to the source way (which i 100% agree with lmao). unlike the intended process they wanted of just making the video's topic without mentioning the ai assistance

[@GettingNegative]

Finally, the bull whip returns.

[@snzjcjnrhx3759]

I have been blessed. The messiah has posted peak once again!

[@MezianYacine-h5q]

I f*cking love this man's videos

[@ajvc2233]

Always top tier Polka, merry Christmas

[@FortunateJuice]

I'd love to see you write a survival mod that mimics Fallout 4's survival mode. No fast travel, save on sleep only, food/water/sleep metrics, illnesses, etc.

[@barghest94]

Your production and humour is that of a channel with millions of subscribers. No doubt that's where you're headed

[@petemay9027]

The music in this video was great, it really enhanced the experience

[@Theneonguy789]

That's half of my Rdr2 playtime lmao

[@Mcadab]

Herd a Bison from West Elizabith into Saint Denis

[@AnnThrax-u9x]

Far more serene than anticipated. Where can I find someone to just explore the wilderness with in total silence?

[@CoiBoiKoi717]

This is what John would've done with his daughter if she lived

[@nosonjabrj2]

Video idea: Enjoying the snow but you can't leave.

[@GunSpyEnthusiast]

" so we're fine.. so' long as no body excessively fishes. " " Question. "

[@theank_brothers6224]

thought bro would just be quiet the whole video

[@jjrussell_gallery]

I'm glad it was no talking for John :L would have been a boring vid if you just fished in silence Canoeing the rapids was fun. Maybe there's a challenge to be found in that somehow?

[@CarbondatedOrangeSoda]

Babe wake up Polka Cowboy just posted

[@Sleeper____1472]

The fishing competition and shovel only sounds cool ngl

[@Dinglenut-x3u]

Meredith smoking a cig is funny as fuck 💀

[@kojeb]

ya know, when i first saw this video, i thought “hmm this seems lazy and uninspired” and then i realized it was gen AI and that makes more sense

[@grapeguymc]

love your vids lmaoo, this is peak AI. one question i have trouble installing ur survival mod it says to put the dll file in the scripts folder, but there is no dll file in the zip? pls help me :)

[@PolkaCowboy]

The dll is in the scripts folder within the zip file. It is set up so you can just extract the zip into your red dead folder and have everything land where it needs to be. I just checked to make sure it is there, so if you can't see them it could maybe be some "hide files" setting in your explorer view options?

[@grapeguymc]

@@PolkaCowboy thank u so much, but ive put both files in the script folder in the game dir and the scripthook v2 interface tht there were no lua mods detected? and the mod doesnt seem to work too.

[@PolkaCowboy]

@grapeguymc If you send a screen shot of your game folders and that message to the e-mail on my channel info I can see if anything stand out to me.

[@blackvx]

👏👏👏i can't believe i kept watching 😂

[@notalwaysseriousorsilly]

old name: No talking Just fishing

[@mullemeck5015]

4:24 john didnt say anything

[@alexcrrlima]

the rules said no one could start talking to him either. It was a two-way point challenge.

[@ClaudeHater]

It's a polka cowboy Christmas

[@taphorphicexonyct]

*rdr2 but you're just a mute sailor

[@disgruntleddude]

Online would've been easy mode

[@wb1373]

What is the name of the text to speech of the voice which says "no talking, only fishing" around 1:09 ? Ive been trying to find that voice

[@PolkaCowboy]

I just searched "Stephen Hawking TTS" or something like that. Was one of the first results

[@kevincrown9518]

I love your content, keep posting please lol

[@opvokset]

Rrd with only a bow🌞

[@Ezekiel-Tamjidi]

Ahh yes red redemption dead my favorite game

[@opvokset]

@@Ezekiel-Tamjidi lol I dident even notice should I edit it?

[@Ezekiel-Tamjidi]

@@opvokset if doesn’t matter

[@NorthernContinental]

Is this just life in the south?

[@aquarius5264]

the tone of your voice reminds me of the kevin spencer narrator

[@VictoriaIsTired]

the anti-social challenge

[@Ramlin1210]

This video ain't fair. Having an NPC talking to John should not be rule-breaking as long John isn't talking. The Meredith one was, at first, rule breaking to have her follow and might open her mouth. But the idea at the end of the video on taking her back home is a nice challenge extended. And finally, trying to get onto horse does seem randomly impossible. Would rather much ride a carriages using cheat codes as long John doesn't bump to anyone or accidentally press the RB button.

[@Ghostsniper-o8l]

Hearing you rage is funny

[@larsquestionmark]

nothing like another youtuber feature that no one asked for

[@CosmicFilms-007]

I want fish :( where is the fishing gameplay in silence to rest my mind?

[@rexterdiggs7646]

Not to glaze, but literally every time you upload is a treat.

[@yhuh01]

babygirl posted again 😻

[@DrakeGlazer_number4]

I love my horse and my horse loves me

[@LatinKingsLS]

72 hours of smoking ciqarettes😂

[@orrissirro]

"The Leftovers" theme intensifies*

[@Average_Communist]

Guys ai is the future, trust me my dog told me!

[@danvy-3961]

absolute cinema

[@gpeaes]

Brilliant ending!

[@ColemanClement-ud3fx]

Personally, I don't think being spoken to counts as speaking

[@Tobeebuzz]

Hey man, what mod are you using to have Meredith as a follower? Are there options for other NPCs as well? I would love to use it in my game, thank you! Great video btw! I love your content!

[@PolkaCowboy]

Its a feature built into Rampage trainer. Can spawn any NPC you want to be in your posse.

[@Tobeebuzz]

Thank you!

[@davide7372]

Have you heard of Kenshi and or ever considered making a video about it? I really think your video style would excell in it.

[@EntireLawyer]

Could you try crossing the map with John saying something to an npc with a certain amount of time

[@DeaconWik]

I enjoy your content 🤑

[@anthonybaker8911]

There's just something funny about the women smoking almost non stop!

[@TheFinisherFish]

Real

[@PotatoFace565]

Fake

[@PolkaCowboy]

With the AI robot taking over how can we ever know the truth?

[@TheFinisherFish]

@@PolkaCowboy you will know soon

[@obamas.cousin]

I love these challenges. Keep it up❤

[@Mecnunyıldırım123]

Please do more videos about bray abeerdeen survive in mountains with bad air conditions while bray is chasing you

[@SpiderT16]

why is the ai obsessed with fishing

[@ConquestadorExplore]

Ingame? Womp womp...

[@mikeykincaid7928]

YEAHHHH POLKA COWBOY TODAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

[@ripqualtor]

Apart from the ones you make for yourself, what mods do you use?

[@Fredrick_Turner]

How'd you get "Meredith" to do all'at? "Member (Posse)" and such

[@PolkaCowboy]

Rampage Trainer

[@Fredrick_Turner]

@@PolkaCowboy sick, thanks!

[@MoistMarsupial]

...KZbin content generation ai is a thing now? Christ. Not trying to fault you for using the feature or anything, it's a novel idea and all, but goddamn if that ain't the most dystopian thing I've seen all week. This really is the endgame for them isn't it? I'm sure KZbin would love to not have to pay anyone to do anything creative, and instead just have the content be automatically churned out by an ai. I mean most of the slop the algorithm has been pushing to the trending page for the last decade has been equally devoid of creativity and soul, so I guess fuck it, why not? Might as well have been created by ai. Most of the drones who use this website probably won't even notice or care

[@borjaperezderoza8952]

GUILTY REMNANT MENTIONED!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@Cyclopeantreegiant]

Pretty cool bud

[@french6013]

Polka, did you install a mod that lets you smoke longer or are you using a glitch? Because that’s all I want from rdr2😂

[@PolkaCowboy]

Smoking Complete mod by Riyusso

[@mihaeladavid6559]

Hi

[@CynicalComrade]

0:40 🤣🤣🤣

[@Ezekiel-Tamjidi]

What pants are used in that outfit

[@That_Darned_Imperialist]

Stalker RDR2 Campaign when?

[@Aimu1]

I almost didnt click the video! Consider alternative titles because i worry your commentary and humour going under appreciated and missed!

[@oliverb7897]

Fantastic shitpost

[@alejandropulidorodriguez9723]

splendid

[@Aimu1]

Why did you have the npc with you?

[@mras7396]

Love

[@unprofound]

Cowboy, I sincerely hope you continue to make your content (Dare I say ART???) here! The KZbin algorithm is an evil bitch, and clearly has no idea what funny is!!!

[@68centsanimations96]

bro, ask your audience for ideas if you need them. I know making content really strips your imagination after some time. What if you play rdr2 but you do the ''a gun as a friend'' thing where you start with no gun, then everytime you kill you MUST take the gun of the guy you killed even if it is a bad one. if you can reach the killed target... welp.... no gun for you. also killing an animal makes you loose your gun and you only have fists. just saying. take care love your vids, man

[@PolkaCowboy]

Running out of ideas is sooo far from a problem I have. Finding time to undertake my giant list of ideas is the real problem. Then some unneeded feature YT adds comes along and triggers a hyperfixation so here we are.

[@68centsanimations96]

@@PolkaCowboy ohhh ok ahahaaha. Great then, if you have a giant list of interesting ideas and projects it really says a lot about how smart, dedicated, passionate and legit talented you are. Tbh I thought you were a 1/2 million subscriber youtuber, I got shocked seeing such a nice continuity of your vids and the quality is just, great. I really hope you will rise and shine like the brightest star as soon as one of your vids becomes viral. The internet is full of lazy content creators who just ask ai what to post and the content is always so mediocre or uninspired... good job, keep it up :)

[@68centsanimations96]

p.s. I forgot to say that your voice is amazing. Clean, professional but yet, it feels like the voice of a friend. Hearing your vids feels comforting and entertaining of course.

[@erwinner8929]

Hey man, I am not gonna talk about this specific videos, but your rdr2 vids as a whole, like they are cool and I enjoy them, but I had ur vids recommended for long and I didnt click them beacuse they seemed boring, but then I put them on and they are pretty fun, I think you need to work on better titles, beacuse they are kind of underwhelming.

[@mr_ocean5598]

You keep bettering yourself... in public! For shame!

[@Squid-face.]

... (Didn’t want to ruin your challenge)

[@alexrainbowman]

3 views in 1 minute, hard fall off...

[@logan-zf2wr]

It’s a Christmas miracle! I love your rdr2 challenges man, they’re ridiculously fun to watch. Happy holidays everyone!