If Kaiju Could Talk in Godzilla (2014)

Godzilla is awaken by a parasitic couple!
All voices/sound effects are created by me!
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IF KAIJU COULD TALK:
• IF KAIJU COULD TALK
SNAPCHAT: danteiswise

[@DanteDotson]

Skull Island is next!

[@goro2793]

Dante Dotson yes plz plz

[@Thalia_Phantoka]

Yaaasss! BIG MOKEEEEE might say the n word

[@atomicgoji2224]

Okay

[@georgepig9322]

Yay

[@georgepig9322]

Yo when Kong vs Godzilla is out for blue ray DVD plz make a if all titans in Godzilla vs Kong could talk (sorry for the caps)

[@josephedwards6974]

Godzilla: WHO SHOT ME!!? Muto: (flys away)

[@yjgaming6102]

"Where is the weed?" The most memorable and hilarious quote in the last video. Who agrees? 😂😂

[@CorniousMouse]

*RODAN Wants To Know Your location*

[@TSPPIGGY]

Ima atomic breath Rodan to

[@TheGhost-rs8lb]

“Gravity beams nigga”

[@somebody2754]

*Do you have weed?*

[@chonakionisala7113]

Yee

[@tiresomesimba7369]

*I love how the MUTOs acted so friendly to humanity.*

[@PeepeePoopoo1275]

ctrl b

[@onurozsoy4515]

yeah ı woud be male mutos bro

[@Garlic927]

Ahh yes destroying buildings is friendly

[@tiresomesimba7369]

@@Garlic927 Indeed, Superman does so all the time.

[@thebruh7687]

@@onurozsoy4515 it is heavily implied that the female muto eats the male after mating

[@-_idk_-926]

4:33 i laughed so hard at this part 🤣🤣🤣

[@jakienriquez4633]

True😂😂😂😂

[@NightfallSheWolf]

"Where's my baby MOTHRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!" I should not have laughed that hard 😂

[@YourAverageLightUser]

Reply to my comment cause I’m new to commenting dumb@$$

[@zeropointfusionwolf7402]

1:47

[@dindin4156]

Why they shoot at Godzilla he just wanted his baby MOTHRA!

[@BD_The-Black_Demon]

For me it's this scene 1:26

[@godzillaboyusa]

I know its so funny

[@justsomekrakenwithinternet5965]

Godzilla:WHERES MY BABY MOTHRA!!! Ghidorah:*has left the chat*

[@kemuelikedratate7214]

You're too good😏

[@arthurmorgan5972]

Ghidorah: *Has left the chat*

[@ostrogothanimations2759]

He flew back into space

[@jenniferjacklich7090]

Ghidorah: **has left the chat**

[@Fighterdynamics]

Enters chat LOOKIN FOR ME

[@fadefortnite5626]

1:51 When dinners ready

[@danieldario37]

3:30 that sad. and LONG LIVE TO DANTE DOTSON

[@arcticarazon6941]

The male Muto got a bad case of the munchies after smoking weed with Rodan.

[@Starvaze]

@@JRexTheKing damn right

[@gavincombs9139]

True

[@habilferdinand30]

This movie is really *DARK* If you really get that joke

[@GodzillaDestruction-xz3wr]

@Dark Spyro AAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE

[@razor_main2249]

I get it because godzilla is dark the mutos is dark

[@andy_6839]

Niggas?

[@Iifegroup]

Really DARK

[@zacharykurasais.kinjuki4102]

I get it

[@MidnightXnoXhana]

1:40 I cant stop laughing🤣🤣 Humans first responds to anything large and somewhat threatening: KILL IT

[@rufyslayer2092]

2:20 oh Jesus christ, then it's true... *LOVE CANNOT BE HINDERED BY ANYTHING*

[@pedroaugusto102011]

"Who are you?!" "GODZILLA!!

[@duncanho7099]

YEA BOOIIII

[@lalithahn399]

0:56 :)

[@greykiller8743]

Female muto: *gasp Female muto: *MY BABYS!!!!* Female muto: * cry *

[@plagueorsomething]

That was the saddest part ;-;

[@kylegrey8266]

Babies*

[@cuatromundos7464]

It’s called femuto :V

[@D0g3yb01]

@@cuatromundos7464 Female muto

[@QuakenRaimon]

@@cuatromundos7464 Fem is short for Female so it doesn’t matter

[@Good-yo1cw]

2:44 why did i laugh

[@AYellowDucky]

4:10 that part was hilarious!

[@toasttv2970]

Godzila:WHERE IS MY BABY MOTHRA!? everyone like that

[@roybirney9884]

shoot godzilla and mothra at all cost

[@AfrasOffical]

OW WHY

[@Greggy_bruh]

Godzilla: ouch help me Muto female:kill him my honey Rodan:godzilla im coming

[@JoyousAccusation]

*later* *knocks Femuto* WHERE’S MY WEED

[@delodavid4038]

Rodan: now Godzilla I helped you can I have my weed now

[@antonnegerald4320]

@@delodavid4038 godzilla: how many times rodan I DO NOT HAVE your weed

[@godzillaboyusa]

Muto: who the hell brought me some food I'm gonna say it one more time who the hell brought me some food

[@chrisshorts2987]

2:36 Get your ass over here boi

[@jsupjsup]

2:49 Dat scream tho Sound like my bro when he one weed *cough-cough* like rodan

[@jacobzampella8901]

I like this dude. He gets the situation between Godzilla and Mothra 😏😏 🤣🤣🤣

[@God-xd1wr]

He lamp

[@bottle3124]

Lamp

[@bottle3124]

I LOVE THE WORD LAMPPPPP!!!!!

[@nolbertocalderon8298]

@@bottle3124 day was in someone's comic dub when Godzilla was going to say his feelings about mothra

[@nolbertocalderon8298]

That

[@amystone8027]

1:31 Me when I'm eating pizza 1:50 When I hear someone say Pizza

[@yournameismyname7284]

0:14 I laughed so hard at the "What the hell"😂😂😂

[@thirtysixviews]

Godzilla calling out to Mothra is the most adorable damn thing in this video. Those two are couple goals.

[@nyetloki]

But also the Mutos Eskimo kissing

[@perrimcnair4207]

Stop cussing

[@jacobkerr4642]

@@perrimcnair4207 If you don't like cussing watch another video that doesn't have cussing simple as that

[@Yamato_Preset]

@@jacobkerr4642 Lol Yeah And Nice Haha Lol

[@deezhumblenutz7194]

@@jacobkerr4642 wait whats cussing?

[@jorgedemesa5357]

4:40 That was the most masculine scream i've heard in my life

[@guillaumerochefort7082]

4:41

[@JJ-ij6ph]

combine that with 3:35 it gets funnier(basically i clicked the timestamp but i clicked 3:35 unintentionally and it made me laugh).

[@carlxman6295]

Male Muto: Ahhh i dont wanna die.. Godzilla: And i took that personally

[@LiyahDestiny370]

no

[@LiyahDestiny370]

like godzilla and mohra are sooo cute

[@johnehab4333]

0:26🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣 MY HEART IS DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@caboose7741]

3 HOURS LATER: MONSTER ISLAND _godzilla be clapping dem moth cheeks_

[@therake7946]

Yep i agree with u

[@ivanguerrido6765]

Lmao,I just thought of what Godzilla is fucking mothra with......WITH A LAMP,xD

[@caboose7741]

@@ivanguerrido6765 😦

[@ivanguerrido6765]

Bradens reviews ah shit,an emoji user,and maybe I am a little weird,so don’t judge me.

[@chayzen-kolomonakassebeer3508]

0.0 that was unexpexted......

[@theannomous8042]

4:15 Lol Godzilla: Get ur a$$ over here Moth:"Choking"

[@thetwodriftsfromtransforme6563]

What are you taking about

[@v2actingsus]

it’s an actual moth

[@v2actingsus]

LOL

[@v2actingsus]

M O T H

[@cheezzzzzzz]

Did u mean Muto?

[@dripace4817]

Godzilla: ima go back home and clap mothras cheeks Mothra: no not again pls don’t

[@AfrasOffical]

I WILL STILL DO IT!

[@joenjacinth10710]

@@AfrasOffical hi brother

[@Marvincheuk809]

lmaooooooooo

[@estebananda9364]

​@@AfrasOfficalSooooooo that's why there was another mothra in godzilla king of the monsters

[@chrisgaming6700]

3:06 makes me laugh every time he's says that😂😂🤣🤣

[@spectre8228]

Godzilla:how ya kids doing on this fine day Me:pretty good how abou- *explosion* Godzilla:hey we were talking

[@BlueRyuu246]

AH, WHY Y'ALL SHOOTING AT ME AGAIN?!?!

[@thomasip8606]

Lol when the kajiu said "well U just got fucked up " got me dying 😂😂😂

[@Gareth_JGSAvi]

I like the way he always says "I'm finally back!" Every time a Kaiju comes out

[@roboticradial6569]

1:47 WHERE IS MY BABY MOTHRA!!!

[@darlinglayoso6949]

😂😂😂😂🤣😂1:47

[@georgepig9322]

What if the mutos were like HEY IT SMELL LIKE WEED UP HERE WHERES IS IT like Rodan from if titans in Godzilla 2 can talk

[@georgepig9322]

Wow Dante Doston thx for loving my comment can u make if all titans in Kong skull island could talk?

[@KJScc]

yo smells like weed up in here I know you got some weed risk I know you guys got some weed maybe these nigas got it yp where is it give it to me nom nom empty your pockets boy rahhh

[@georgepig9322]

@@KJScc lol

[@francisjosephcortez9246]

ghidorah {godzillas arch enemy} Godzilla: “kicks rodan” Rodan:oof

[@Finalgoji351]

Dante has done it again

[@MaskedRiderChris]

Good GRIEF, I shouldn't have laughed so hard during and after this one! I laughed hysterically for a good couple minutes after this video ended. It hurt in the best way and I don't regret it.

[@Dragokaiju2000]

1:02 I'd never thought I would laugh so damn hard after G says the N word. XD Edit: Holy shit! Thank you for so many likes you guys!

[@zarahalora7567]

ur 10th like

[@tylersauls2765]

Also he has the N-word pass cuz he actually black.

[@zarahalora7567]

@@tylersauls2765 Well duhh can't you not see that godzilla's skin coulour is black

[@amarisrosalette3694]

Godzilla: You nigga! Me: Bro why u say that? I'm Gidzilla your sis 😤😠

[@tylersauls2765]

@@zarahalora7567 Well yeah, I was just pointing it out to be funny.

[@joepichardo6433]

3:35 MY BABIES!

[@Imperalty]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHUHNOOOOOOOOOOUHHHUH

[@queenali6252]

Bro how the motu screamed, got me on the floor 😂😂

[@maverickmaverick8607]

This one was amazing! Keep up the great work Dante!

[@eurovisionestonia]

I'll never be abled to watch Godzilla (2014) again without thinking about this.

[@YourAverageLightUser]

Reply to my comment cause I’m new to commenting dumb@$$ or I’m deleting it

[@MaskedRiderChris]

You and me both!

[@valeriapantoja4998]

Us three the same

[@supreme482]

Rodan pops up out of nowhere: *Where's the weed* Edit: Thx for the likes this is the most I had XD Edit: Try to hit 200 likes u won't Edit: wow u actually did hit 200 likes :o

[@thatmantyler5072]

Wheres the weed

[@supreme482]

@@thatmantyler5072 oh f*ck

[@melaniegatanela2485]

@@thatmantyler5072 on Godzilla

[@catherinelardizabal8557]

@The fire demon Rodan, your owner satan got some weed

[@tawgie4030]

What is up with this light show?

[@jeffcruz211]

"WHERES MY BABY MOTHRA" THATS SO FUNNY HAHAHAHHAHA

[@user-sq5yq5ru4q]

Mothra is Godzilla's wife, not his daughter

[@pjpugapillaranimationyt3807]

I laughed so much 1:56 MM:ok MM:first i deg this s**t out MM:so Hong out guys hold up! MM:almost done!

[@garryalexander8919]

4:43 "gonna go home and clap mothra's cheeks."😭😭😭😭😭😭 Had me literally dying

[@Marvincheuk809]

lmaooooooooooooo thats what i said

[@decepticonreaver9139]

1:27 is absolutely gold

[@jenniferongque9425]

"Oh You Just Got F*cked Up" Me: Dies Of Laughter*

[@Alastor6169]

Same lol

[@Ali-pr5dk]

Can we just appreciate how this guy is Soo underated

[@Chairchaser6677]

Godzilla every time defeat hi enemies Godzilla : yes boiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[@samkresil6011]

hE HAS kING Kong to confront, next.

[@garryalexander8919]

3:03 Muto:stop pushing me!!! Godzilla:No!! Muto: let me go!!!!! Godzilla: STFU 😂

[@v2actingsus]

ADIOS, HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[@Red_JMPLAYZ]

Male muto:GET UR HANDS OFF MY GIRLFRIEND BOI, NEVER LAY A HAND ON HER

[@chrisshorts2987]

Huh OH SHIT THE FUCKING KIDS OMG

[@PARKJURAJSKIodkuchni-rk2xi]

4:40 The best part is that he did it for no reason 😂

[@briaharris183]

2:28 😂🤣 so extra!!! I love it!

[@Godzillafan2024.]

1:26 i can’t stop laughing at that part

[@v2actingsus]

Wait a minute...that was Femuto...

[@Godzillafan2024.]

@@v2actingsus that was the male muto why because he had the wings I think I don’t know

[@v2actingsus]

@@Godzillafan2024. n o-

[@Godzillafan2024.]

@@v2actingsus but still it was funny

[@mr.n2738]

@@ModyPlays It's the female. The male is smaller and has wings.

[@4Espadafr]

WHERES MY BABY MOTHRAAAAAA 1:47

[@sovietcat7006]

And spam the 1.47 and godzilla is

[@kokushibo3309]

@@sovietcat7006 WHERE THE HELL IS MOTHRAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[@sovietcat7006]

@@kokushibo3309 I'm fucking herrr muhahhahahaahhaahahahaa

[@kokushibo3309]

@@sovietcat7006 d i s g u s t i n g

[@sovietcat7006]

@@kokushibo3309 1962 one

[@lilsav6693]

I love on how Godzilla is always so angry

[@lightskin1.5]

Bro the "come back here nigga" got me dying

[@Starvaze]

"Did you say the N word?"

[@superarv1507]

The “yea boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii” at the end when Godzilla roars is incredible

[@wesleyplowman7820]

Ndrjdgrixhdvdhdhxvxjvehxvdidvxudvdkrvdhhtjevdjdbd-37"; 4+":4+";4-$8$;3-$!"

[@scarpredator2798]

If monsters can talk in destroy of monsters

[@MohdAbuzarGaming]

4:30 "Yea boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" "Did you say the n word" "Alright i going back home" "Roars"

[@ghost3550]

Godzilla: Gonna go home and clap mothra's cheeks HAHA. That line made me laugh whilst saying, mothra pray that you survive the g-man.

[@silentcartoonist]

2:13 you made me love this scene even more

[@dhessreyes9500]

Bruh

[@DaMari26x]

@@dhessreyes9500what

[@salomeheredia9885]

Ikr 😂

[@tabithatorstvet]

Female muto: BABY you brought me food? GIVE ME A BIG KISS CMERE Male muto and female muto kissing noises*

[@Poopeecheecks]

Where's my baby mothra!!! Our queen!

[@jedivenomsnake9487]

Godzilla our king!

[@God-xd1wr]

*her lamp*

[@Random-pg8hb]

Avion *l a m p*

[@Godzilla_legendary891]

Welp if your stuck in 2001 mothra died..🥲

[@carlomanuel5344]

You mean lamp

[@h4z3mm]

"Gonna go home and clap Mothra's cheeks" had me dying of laughter. I can't bro your too funny for this!

[@global_gamer_yt5198]

The muto “who the he’ll brought me some food😈”😂

[@Thalia_Phantoka]

4:44 HEY THATS NOT ALLOWED

[@God-xd1wr]

not without consent at least

[@susgojira3160]

2:12 my fav part😂🤣😂

[@ghilbzy3034]

The godzilla 🐲 yelling for mothra that was allergies.

[@godzilla7002]

Yeah dude i like that part

[@benjordan197]

Godzilla:Comes out of water* Human:Shoots* Godzilla:Who the F- shot me* Kong Spying on him in background and laughs*

[@Alastor6169]

Imagine kong saying i did

[@miakg7571]

Where's my baby Mothraaaaaaaaaa? That is hilarious? And also very adorable.

[@Nerdzilla-gz3fp]

4:11 when my alarm clock goes off in the morning

[@jareddc]

“Gonna go home and clap mothra’s cheeks” 😂😂😂😂

[@bluezilla8325]

I Watched This Movie It Was Sick Godzilla Was Different Long Live Godzilla 💙

[@arminmcgill6749]

Godzilla voice is hilarious

[@srpelo2080]

Godzilla: "looks at those 2 mutos kissing while talking" Godzilla: you mutos just gays "Epic fight scene again

[@YourAverageLightUser]

Reply to my comment cause I’m new to commenting dumb@$$

[@ronswanson.]

Idk I don't think Godzilla is homophobic

[@skitmaster8812]

@@YourAverageLightUser yo i just *farted*

[@YourAverageLightUser]

@@skitmaster8812 ok.

[@tyeonwebb7675]

@@YourAverageLightUser go away toxic

[@matthewj.vasquez1193]

How Mom reacts when your babys fell MY BABYS NOOO !!!!!!!!

[@theresistance13410]

People :*shooting Godzilla * Godzilla:”why y’all shooting at me!, I hated in here!” People :*shooting him again*

[@Russell_Adler]

3:47 “aaaaaaAAAAAHHHHAaaaaaah”😭🙏

[@civilwarguy447]

Some Drunk Guy: *Sees Giant Bug Who talks* “How many doses Of ketamine have I been taking?”

[@Thalia_Phantoka]

Enough to make Yoda proud

[@rioferdiansyah318]

9000!!

[@God-xd1wr]

Gojira Fan “Completely wasted, you are”

[@discostrikedep1191]

4:20 when ur mom forces you to eat medicine

[@abdullahsiddiqui1513]

Godzilla 2014 was epic.. Best movie in modern godzilla series for me ..

[@nataliebuenrostro9973]

every single if godzilla could talk has to end with a yea boi!!!!!!!!!!

[@chazbear28]

Godzilla: Were do I stick it again??😕😏 Mothra:😡

[@idksomething8291]

Emoji's are cringe

[@Space_leopard]

@@idksomething8291 it's *CANCER EMOJI*

[@LegendaryMthra]

😂

[@dragonzilla4942]

0:49 *skewwwwww* *pew pew pew* "WHY ARE YOU ALL SHOOTING AT ME"

[@BlueRyuu246]

I HATE IT HERE!!!

[@dragonzilla4942]

@@BlueRyuu246 "THERE YOU ARE!" "WHO ARE YOU!"

[@BlueRyuu246]

@@dragonzilla4942 “GODZILLA!!!”

[@Sonicexefan999]

Lmao

[@satpal5146]

IT WAS ACTUALLY EXUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME

[@Varun_79]

3:11 "Get your hands of my girl"🤣😆🤣😆

[@emoqueen0120]

0:49 EXUUUUUUUSE ME! made me crack up laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bottle3124]

4:35 the “OH YEAH* face

[@georgefans6559]

Hmm...

[@taurustheidiot87]

“Gonna go home and clap Mothra’s cheeks.” Best line

[@orlandocura3609]

Lol ye

[@dixiemomma2006]

Do you even know what that means

[@dixiemomma2006]

You don’t want to know what it means

[@dixiemomma2006]

Why would you say that when a kid doesn’t know what it means I’ve known about that stuff for a long

[@dixiemomma2006]

Time

[@Asterix493]

1:26 my fav part🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gemmacabaluna4531]

Your all are litereally getting at my god damn nerves I love that part so funny 1:12

[@godzilla681]

0:01 you try to wake up for Monday night sleep but you can't cuz a giant bullet but it was actually a nuke

[@victorbautista3048]

1:00 I’m so dead this video is so funny I hade to use the restroom twice

[@wesleyplowman7820]

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[@Red-andy901]

bro the start is already chaos😂❤

[@jayden351]

The funniest parts was Male muto was like *STOP PUSHING MEEE* and godzilla was like *NO, SHUT THE F### UP* and female muto saying *OH NO, MY BABBBBBBBBBYS!!!!*

[@LangstarrStudios.]

Now I'm wondering who's funnier, Rodan with his weed or Muto eating so much

[@kaijuchan97]

I think Rodan with his weed.

[@technoblade2928]

Rodan

[@micahtasler]

Rodan easily

[@animememes3445]

Rodan with the weed

[@Alvaqropy1234]

Rodan with his weed

[@thespicedone882]

The funniest parts were 1:48 , 4:41 and 4:43😂😂😂

[@atulohlyan]

That's awesome man😂🔥🔥

[@12yearmindlegostopmotion]

Godzilla's Grand, Dramatic Entrance: 0:55