If Marriage Is a Contract, There Should Be a Better Warranty - Wanda Sykes

[@beautyintheskies]

I am literately crying. Also wanda’s makeup is on point here.

[@lucyjames8818]

I love this woman. I love all the words she says. I'm Asian but I love black people so much. They represent freedom and happiness.

[@spoonface9698]

Hilarious from day one. They need to do a biography on Wanda Sykes. She has a lot of wisdom and foresight

[@vsaucenou323]

“Yo husband starts acting up, you cant take him back to his mama’s house!” -neil degrasse tyson’s mom

[@agonleed3841]

He's broke. One day, he just stopped working It was another show I heard her say that in. Loved that part

[@vsaucenou323]

Agon Leed I agree, it was *HILARIOUS*

[@CanItAlready]

"Bobby, smile and show them Jamaica." LOL

[@blackbutterfly6872]

Uuuggg my kid need glasses show them Jamaica babygirl😟

[@Thedownwardmineon]

"we right on the beach, look at that" LMAO

[@gloriabrown7466]

Lmao

[@armandovarela767]

😭😂

[@GreenOrchid9]

Wanda Sykes to host the next Oscars😆👏

[@jv-lk7bc]

White House Press Corps Dinner

[@ckdesert]

"Drinking liquor and playing nintendo"....I'm DEAD!

[@jakelibo8721]

The joy of being an aunt or uncle lol.

[@sonyap8253]

He was wrong, I shot him, ya move on 🤣

[@kimgunnings-wright6201]

If only......😶 . Jk..jk😂

[@samiyakoub7513]

On ya Sonya 😂

[@Thedownwardmineon]

hysterical LMAO

[@daniel23554]

LOL! So brilliant, so funny.

[@coachtouden]

I love her! "Bobby, smile and show them Jamaica " 😂😂😂

[@SarahLizDoan]

“Your husband start acting up, you can’t take him back to his mamas house”....or vice versa....that’s hysterical!!’

[@EJofLA]

Wanda is golden. Doesn't get better than that! Thanks.

[@vividesigns]

Wanda Sykes is one of the best comedians. Very relatable comedy.

[@TheTruthDragonNJ09]

I remember watching this back in the 90s!!!

[@HeidiSvenson]

She is the BEST, bar none, male or female.

[@VickiBee]

"He was wrong, I shot him, you move on." LMFAO

[@j.f.5540]

So hilarious. I love wanda shes my stress reliever and cure for depression i may say

[@buffybell3409]

My folks were together 37 years when he passed. It’d be 49 years this year. They were best friends and also into each other. That’s the secret.

[@SarahLizDoan]

Buffy Bell that’s AWESOME and so inspiring!

[@SynterraSteen]

Awwwwww

[@sawyerramos3113]

soooooooooooo true, when my nieces and nephews come over, do whatever you want. all I gotta do is keep you alive. They tell me a problem they are having, i transfer them to their mother, i tell them oh no baby not today, you put that on hold till you go home and talk to your mom about it, lets just have a good time now. U see, I aint trying to cure cancer.

[@Judy-um6yn]

Wanda is non stop funny! 😂

[@aniaamz3602]

Bobby smile and show them Jamaica 😂😂😂😂

[@msontopoftheworld]

"...they're not my kids!!" Damn straight 😃

[@liliacollins8811]

She’s so underrated!

[@Boobalopbop]

I remember when I first heard this joke at the Comedy Cellar in NYC, I was about 21 and single. Right now I am 44 and seriously OVER my husband, and this bit was always funny, but hits different right now 🤣🤣🤣. Literally what’s happening right now. “he’s just laying around making a funny noise”. Wanda, your humor is timeless, factual and hilarious.

[@DrACCook]

Wanda Sykes, Ciara and Pam Grier all look like they can be related...pretty

[@KaneneProductions]

I see it.

[@ladyd1471]

Yep

[@Michelle-pn9xt]

Ciara???? Not.

[@randomthoughtswithericg9438]

Old Ciara yeah i see it

[@aja1108]

I always thought agree could be ciaras mom

[@eerereps]

3:45 Bobby smile and show them Jamaica 🤣

[@cecillec2331]

I love Wanda. She is so funny.

[@thruthemotions]

She's such a legend 😂

[@matthewcarter1973]

She so beautiful

[@moda-vi]

You should be able to rent your spouse on a year to year basis.

[@TheRazorTongue]

That's what the Ferengi do.

[@alliphil1]

Yeup! I’m in! 😀

[@lindabuck2777]

Ooo girl the possibilities are endless! Woohoo imagine a menu.... I’ll take him for daddy of the week...now you got to go coz my ‘weekend’ guy is comin over... umm need a tuxedo guy going to the theatre let’s see....HEY WHATS GOOD FOR THE GOOSE...fuck it who cares...IM THE GANDER AND ITS MY TURN....lol

[@blacklotus6947]

In Wicca I forget in which sabbat but there's a trial marriage during that sabbat at the end you decide if you want to stay married or not

[@blacklotus6947]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iH24o5qXrr6Li7s it's explained hear as is all the sabbats and esabats

[@antoinettegross5074]

He was wrong I shot him move on🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@loriwise2512]

He was wrong i shot him we move on .....😅😂

[@countgreg95]

The deeper understanding you get when you realize part of her unhappiness was living a lie because she was/is lesbian but I dont think she was out at the time of this stand-up.

[@becausehetyrell]

I love Wanda Sykes. I love her even more because she from my home state #represent Virginia

[@Genkuro]

It's no longer "till death do us part." It's "as long as it's convenient or you don't beat the crap out of me."

[@thaleis]

Funny afterward to see this after all she said about her Herero first marriage. You can see how her point about commitment is different now she is happily married with her wife.

[@Ramonerdna]

Damn Auntie Wanda sounds like the best

[@Michelle-pn9xt]

Yeah, auntie Ramonerdna...

[@eveenterprises7913]

Her hair is beautiful!!

[@adolphesax1982]

Well, you have two kids now, Wanda! But I'm sure they're worth it ❤️

[@Oridginale24]

When people say “I do,” what they really mean is “I’ll try on my own terms.”

[@Peaceatanycost]

fast forward- we know why they never had kids

[@ColoringKaria]

Maria Nunga 😂🤣 I know! I would hate to be Wanda’s exhusband watching this.

[@djb903]

Love that old school comedy Central logo!

[@mmb1572]

Wanda is so pretty, and the funniest comic out there

[@TM2U]

Great ! Love Wanda!

[@caliden3785]

Wanda is brillant.....

[@lollybones]

Truth!!

[@maryrosekent8223]

It’s too weird watching Wanda talk about being married to a man. She might be covering for herself, but it’s still too weird.

[@marlajean1715]

Agreed

[@sheldonscott4037]

She was married to a man. Emphasis on was.

[@maryrosekent8223]

Sheldon Scott It’s not an unknown situation and serves to point out how much our lives have improved.

[@davidhardwick3816]

Doesn't matter either way. You gotta know same-sex marriages go through at least a version of the same thing.

[@faithallen4040]

She's always been funny...she was married to a guy who was her manager at this time. Didn't last...

[@ТаСу-ю3л]

On the contrary: it lasted way too long, whole seven years!

[@TCt83067695]

lol i love the retro hair

[@michaelmiller1215]

I didn’t know she was married before..

[@ТаСу-ю3л]

For whole seven years!

[@AngelicFireIce]

My Dad was wrong, my Mom ran him over, he lived, they got over it.

[@douglasgabriel5228]

2:10 the best part

[@sharpgirlsSerious]

I love her hair , she looks so much better with it styled like that

[@moimeself1088]

So you prefer some funky wig over her naturally curly hair? Interesting.

[@Boobalopbop]

@@moimeself1088That’s her real hair… This was the late 90s or early 2000s. Everyone wore their hair like this then. Myself included. It’s her real hair but with a relaxer.

Actually, I DID bring my ex back to his mama’s house. He WAS broken. Unemployed. And a drug addict. Oh and a lying cheating abusive pos. So I took him back to live in his mommy’s basement where Id found him- WHERE HE BELONGS!!!!!

[@utilitygirl9515]

Lol

[@tennisindia0001]

Yay You! 🙌😎

[@alexlucas2420]

She's amazing 😂😂😂

[@roberttacorbett5795]

Wanda, please come to the Peace Center in Greenville, S.C.!

[@AubreyJM]

She's great 😆

[@jessicaghafoor6244]

My husbands family and us live together so I go to his family when he does something bad lol I let them fix him

[@medusagorgon9]

Moses joke was hilarious! That audience was lame. :/

[@KH-tx6lg]

Wow can I give this thousands of 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@ADDAuntDawnDisorder]

She looks very pretty in this piece!

[@Boobalopbop]

This was before she “came out” and still wanted to attract men, lol

[@angieblairedmello]

Fuckkk laughed so harddd lol love her !!

[@reneekerner8404]

Love her....

[@dayko1329]

Three metaphors about the same thing. That’s fucking smart. He’s broke... he just stopped working.... just lays there and makes noises. Really good joke

[@catherinecoman2508]

I love Wanda Sykes!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😎😎

[@YogiliciousP]

Wanda Sykes, before Esther, was a hottie! Amazing comedian with or without Esther.

[@paulcousino8773]

Divorce can be your best friend!!!

[@lorettaknoelk3475]

I like that hair!!

[@KaneneProductions]

Healthy and bouncy.

[@vnonkwinn6233]

That's a very nice look for Wanda

[@brendarobinson909]

Wanda is Funny 😃 Lol

[@StacyReadsCards]

She's hilarious lol

[@pameladavis2268]

OMG Wanda Sykes back in the day! She looks 20, rockin a white girl hairdo, I barely recognized her!

[@cornellwaters9089]

Thank You 🎲

[@assassinmir222]

I want her as an aunt.

[@buffybell3409]

The hell you can’t take him back to his Mommas house! In fact you should! You know every man with issues got a mom that made him that way. Or knows how to tune him up.

[@blackbutterfly6872]

Mannnnn I STILL want to tell my ex-mother in law off. You always would hear women come with baggage. Nobody told me men come with not only more baggage but effed up baggage!!

[@fayepatrice1672]

Rosa Johnson they sure do. I learned that the hard way 😓

[@betteurbain7911]

Get a refund! Especially from those mothers who feel as if you took their son from them.

[@mikearena9077]

She looks good with that hair

[@pamedwards871]

I don't pay the dental bills

[@straieraswift5785]

He broke and laying around making a funny sound. You can't return him too his mama

[@Tia-Marie]

When I was enlisted, I ended up with two divorces cause there ain't no go damn warrantee against your spouse keeping their dick to themselves or that they would clean the house while you're deployed to the sandbox. I think he just assumed I'd end up kicking the bucket out there in some humorously biblical way.

[@TheRazorTongue]

Ouch.

[@JohnDoe-kj6wp]

If you expected me to clean the house and not fuck while you are away playing solder you have another thing coming lol.

[@littlebird3167]

That's why I won't get married. You never really know what you're getting until you've already signed the deal. And like she said, the return policy sucks. Pass.

[@agonleed3841]

Yea. I don't even know why people tried that marriage shit while enlisted. I went through my whole teen years and enlisted years free as fuck. Now married with 2 and 1 on the way and zero regrets....still dont trust the bitch, but I've had my fun and I also didnt need to worry about anyone when I was getting ambusjed..or saving dumb ass staff Sergeants who thought getting a purple heart was the goal

[@barbararichardson2747]

Married in my twenties; mistook lust for love. Usually by the time people learn the true meaning of love they've had it and thrown it away.

[@usa4287]

Didn't watch this but, yes, the dowry was the insurance for the wife.

[@humanearthling4661]

You want cynicism? ok...marriage is all about ownership of body parts and bank accounts and only fools take a verbal "contract" seriously.

[@Wwillow1992]

My grandmother shot her second husbands eye out... married for a extra 40 years lmao So the guy shot killed me here. Also backstory is basically he was teaching her how to shoot. He got a glass eye. idk much more lol

[@michellecardoso5534]

Marriage was, is and always be a covenant not a contract!

[@JustTheTruth-Please]

It is a legal document that you get approved for from the state you live in. It is literally a legal contract.

[@delfonteknight3859]

Being young is the most beautiful period for most people.She was nice looking & funny. Having kids is beautiful,tirring & dangerous.Kids own their parents.I have no kids,it is painful not 2 have kids.

[@Xtheearthchildx]

He's broke, god. Hilarious.

[@timiw503]

🤣😂😂

[@elleshaw9837]

🤣🤣🤣

[@p.siloveyou7266]

She looks stunning.younger and slimmer😋😋

[@GreenOrchid9]

She was married to a guy then...nientendo is a clue🐴

[@cazprescott9]

25 years later...

[@loriwise2512]

Their worth it lmao yeah right...liars..

[@taste_the_rainbow312]

Woah she looks different from now

[@estellaedwards7120]

She looks so different

[@jnicole501]

Before she was gay? She looks cool though and funny too

[@ebbyoma7008]

pretty sure she was always gay...

[@joannboyd8855]

He just road by that's not good

[@JungleYT]

Would be nice if you at least gave the *year* that these came out... When she was still 1/2 way cute

[@moimeself1088]

She looks exactly the same. What's your issue?

[@JungleYT]

@@moimeself1088 Back then, I would have let her sit on my Face... Today, not so much

[@moimeself1088]

@@JungleYT what a catch. I'm sure she feels the loss. 🙄

[@zaharaali7906]

JungleYT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂😂😂

[@ailanieva6895]

She is still beautiful and not only is she hilarious she is also a very intelligent woman with a funny great personality and in my eyes that makes her even more beautiful

[@AnthonySmith-tz3kh]

Last time a man gave a woman a contract she doomed humanity...

[@user-ld9hs1mb1u]

Anthony Smith - Thankfully that’s BS. ✊🏿✊🏽✊🏻

[@JohnDoe-kj6wp]

Then we really fucked up by letting them vote.

[@CanItAlready]

Anthony Smith so you believe in fairy tales.

[@pylchott9864]

True dat!

[@michellehubbard8865]

You believe in fairytales. Bless your heart.

[@loriwise2512]

Laying around making a funny noise ..no shit

[@sdlock83]

Wanda Sykes was gorgeous before she "came out."

[@garciatalk1090]

"FIrst"

[@ahngele28]

She wasn't funny (to me) then, and she's not funny (to me) now.

[@allbricc4dathicc]

how would this set go if a male was performing...

[@amongstthepigeons1020]

rwpmp that’s right men have never in the history of the world complained about being married to a woman

[@betteurbain7911]

Not well because men have and have had the money and power in society which prevented women from being able to divorce them.

[@JustTheTruth-Please]

Chris Rock.

[@allbricc4dathicc]

@@JustTheTruth-Please the bit of only wemon dogs and children receiving un conditional love