if Parkour Civilization wasn't Scripted

[@BlazePlayzGames62]

Video title: “parkour civilization if it wasn’t scripted” The actual video: “parkour civilization if evbo was a criminal and the law enforcement didn’t care”

[@Ritesh-_-]

😂

[@HiramTheGamer9]

Lol this vid still scripted

[@Theforrestguard]

Nah the actual video is: If parkour civilisation was british

[@Isma2732]

@@Theforrestguard 🤣

[@Murphy-nf3dq]

fdsdfs

[@Samandrewsisthegreatest]

Bro I swear I watched Evbo for like 2 years and I decide to take 1 break and watch some other people and suddenly when I come back to check to see what he’s doing he’s blown up, became a meme, created his most popular series, gotten recognized by so many people, and became one of the most popular Minecraft videos. He even made it his main series HELP 😭😭😭😭😭

[@value1lol]

og

[@VGN227]

Same!

[@ToiletWarlord]

same. noob civilization was my favorite

[@RedDotShark18]

Same

[@therealdoh]

@@ToiletWarlordi loved the noobs one omg it was so good

[@polkinidk]

You can either do the one block jump for beef or something, or a one block vertical jump for a parody video

[@IamNoobYT]

"In parkour civilization,nobody goes for the parody video!"

[@stockimage6174]

@@IamNoobYTwe need a pvp civillization joke now

[@nazmulhoque6389]

Nobody in pvp civilization uses there sword for the 1 block vertical hit for the your mom

[@rajaRaja-gd1pq]

*jump* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@benevolentmadman5225]

​@@stockimage6174Idk, hearing "pvp civilization" reminds me of 2b2t server, isn't that considered as one?

[@waitwhat7838]

in parkour civilization you parkour to get food, you get parkour to know the truth, and you parkour to flush your toilet.

[@I_am_bacon._.]

lmao

[@algriffv2]

unfortunately, whenever i see the word "toilet" my mind fills with "MISTAH PHONE"

[@Mrsilly123BLEHH]

@@algriffv2”MISTAH PHONE”

[@Thereainnothingtoseehere]

MISTAH PHONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚽🚽🚽📱📱📱

[@algriffv2]

@@Thereainnothingtoseehere MISTAH PHONE, THE CORN MAN GOT ARRESTED FOR KIDNAPPING 3 CHILDREN

[@lod4246]

Electy: "I finally found a tree!" 3:30 *Literally surrounded by trees earlier*

[@TheBoss.-tq2vm]

“I just found a crazy oversight in Parkour Civilization.”

[@AVeryNervousWreck]

2:18 w ladder clutch

[@jcs3146]

"He Lived"

[@AVeryNervousWreck]

@@jcs3146 100%

[@Fireplaythis24YT]

Bout to type lmao

[@therealyournamehere22]

That was an amazing ladder clutch he did

[@FranchiseDaily]

@@therealyournamehere22did not die, he did not.

[@ray4237]

3:22 avg skill of parkour civilisation players

[@BelugaWhale754]

0:24 “IN PARKOUR CIVILIZATION NOBODY’S HAPPY”

[@Sand_Under_My_BALLz]

Relatable

[@Mizuryryn]

*"This is what PVP Civilization are created after this 😂😂"*

[@jinxsterr_Dispenser3741]

what..?

[@HarrryButcher]

He’s young I think he’s trying to say this is why PVP civilisation was made

[@Redd3ited]

*This is why PVP Civilization started 💀* There, fixed ya' comment, now you won't get bullied!

[@iiDTC]

I think you meant "This is what pvp civilization was inspired by"

[@Britsoo]

​@user-to8bv Lil bro uses reddit 😭

[@Michael-y6n]

To be fair, if a parkour noob ever griefs, he would probably end up in the parkour prison. So the REAL question is: can parkour prison actually hold people?

[@ettt69]

watch as kenadian debunks parkour prison

[@Michael-y6n]

@@ettt69 (insert F5 joke)

[@KillerKatz12]

@@Michael-y6n But then I had a very good idea! I used f5, you see using f5 allowed me to see a barrier block I wouldn't have noticed before without having to die. But then I had a very good idea! I used f5, you see using f5 allowed me to see another layer I wou- wait a minute there's another level?

[@ShastYT]

4:43 Hacker at background be like: ⬇️↙️↕️↗️⬆️↙️↪️↗️⬆️↔️➡️

[@aringossai1895]

Lol

[@mauricesmith3608]

Zip-zab

[@Dankmemeboi5684]

Bro became the brand new "Parkour War Criminal"

[@Timeworks1]

In parkour Civilization, nobody goes for the fist fights

[@kave-team]

"wow it would sure be a shame if i broke four blocks to the left over here" That's the most Kenadian thing to say ever.

[@smoshpottery2270]

0:31 the fact that this corresponds to the speed running parkour civilization, cuz of the amount of meat

[@aringossai1895]

2:32 YOUR TASK WAS TO SELL HOUSES NOT FEED NOOBS

[@levymgc8401]

3:20 how did you even fail that jump man…

[@spp-s9l]

(WORLD RECORD) parkour civilization speedrun 5:06

[@bubbapie123]

This is still scripted

[@ezzisaurus8331]

And?

[@bubbapie123]

@@ezzisaurus8331 this video is about non scripted parkour civilization and it follows a script

[@ezzisaurus8331]

@@bubbapie123 it’s funny

[@Lakshya_Plays_Minecraft]

Haters will say it's scripted

[@Cheeseform]

​@@bubbapie123oil up

[@mcdiamond2631]

1:20 "now I'm A parkour pro" Canman has been real quiet since this dropped

[@RedPineap]

camman

[@GraceEve-cw4hh]

Can man

[@RedPineap]

@@GraceEve-cw4hh check the channel name

[@masterfennon1663]

Canman

[@AntiSkeppyClone]

r/kidsonyoutube

[@Mizuryryn]

*"If Raw Beef or Raw Chicken jumps were occoured on all Ranks"* Parkour Master : Hey wake up! it's time for Mandatory Parkour Check! Evbo : What is it Parkour Master : You know the deal Parkour Master *"Would you do 2 Block Jump Vertical for Cooked Chicken? or Three Block Jump Vertical for Cooked Beef"* Parkour Champion : *"Would you do 4 Block Jump with Ladder for Golden Carrot? or Single NEO for Golden Apple"* Parkour God : *"Would you Do Single NEO for Golden Apple? or Triple NEO for Totem of Undying"* Parkour Transcendence : *"Would you do 3 Block to Candle Vertical Jump for Notch Apple? or Butterfly NEO for Parkour Potion"* (Parkour Potion = Speed II and Jump Boost II for 3 minutes) Parkour Constellation : *"Would you do Pane to Pane NEO for Ender Pearl? or Double Gapped NEO for Nether Star?"* Parkour Nebula : *"Hello Gregians.. Would you do Block to Pane Triple NEO for Nether Star and Diamond Lattice? or Loop de Loop NEO for 2x Crystal Matrix Ingot?"* Parkour Infinity : *"Would you Octuple NEO Wallhop for 2x Crystal Matrix Ingot and 2x Neutronium Ingot? or Butterfly Head Double NEO for Infinity Catalyst"* Parkour Omniscient : *"Would you do 6x6 Frame Wallhop to other Side for Infinity Catalyst? or Two Minute of Continious Wallhopping for Infinity Ingot?"* Parkour Omnipresent : *"Would you do Octuple Pane Wallhop? for 2x Infinity Ingot? or Mid-air Corner Clip for Infinity Block"* Parkour Omnipotent : *"Would you do Mid-air Corner Clip for Infinity Block? or Mid-air Glitch NEO for Creative Energy Cell?"*

[@Jayasree0627]

???

[@lime.person]

nah minecraft parkour evolved into roblox parkour

[@jaozindeboas]

That escalated quickly

[@sadsnow8040]

Yap yap yap, this isn’t story time.

[@FishGamingReal]

we have evolved to avaritia

[@NoodlesAreYummy1199]

1:11 "wait a second what if i just you know place my own block" 💀

[@imthatoneguyirl]

This was the type of behavior that got the Parkour Villain imprisoned forever bro 😔

[@crimsonxero5924]

Inaccurate. Noobs physically can't have more than 3 hunger bars and a noob had a chest filled with cooked beef.

[@Mizu2023]

Wdym it's very accuryre

[@crimsonxero5924]

@@Mizu2023 Clearly we have not watched the same series.

[@warmateo6261]

@@crimsonxero5924nah dude your a poser, I remember that house having all those cooked steak there

[@crimsonxero5924]

@@warmateo6261 I can't tell if you're just trolling or if ur being serious.

[@whitefri2z]

​@@crimsonxero5924you're the one trolling, those steaks were really important to the plot you dumdum

[@NRG-u8w]

This is why PVP civilization was made 😭🙏

[@death9873]

Task: Sell houses to noobs him: CHOOSE BEFF OR RAW CHICKEN

[@Prickzily]

The fact that he acknowledges the fact that PvP is a thing is awesome, cuz evbo just straight up forgot PvP was a thing in his parkour

[@mateoizaelandrada2059]

If parkour civilization was an anarchy:

[@NotSunlightGaming]

Bro speedrunned parkour civilization 💀💀💀

[@simonbaluyot5640]

Bro takes 5 minutes to be a champion Evbo: hours to be a champion

[@allthelions1]

im the only one that saw that in the daily task there was "sell noobs houses" but he feeded them

[@DinnerDemon]

Wait wha- HOW

[@Clickanywheretostart]

I saw that

[@JDBJake]

if dropping them into the void is feeding then sure thats what he did

[@senkimlonggaming7640]

1:35 someone down there get a free pro boots 😂

[@imrealhg7245]

Blud completed the parkour civilization in 5 minutes instead of hours 😂😂😂

[@BlorpoYT]

1:37 is just me every day

[@san1512jas]

0:31 parkour noobs could only have either raw chicken or beef, no steaks in the noob level 0:38 parkour noobs arent allowed to break blocks 0:44 parkour noobs cant see upper floors and the pro level is clearly visible 1:00 again, parkour noobs arent allowed to break blocks, he would have been caught 1:15 he is not allowed, and a pro would probably have caught him, 1:30 in parkour civilisation theres no violence, peasant 1:40 this guy didnt have any iron boots on, and that means he wasnt a pro, so it wasnt his house, therefore he didnt invade him 2:38 in the story evbo was a hero so he wouldnt have done that i got bored halfay through and i cant believe i typed allat

[@Confused_Luck]

Parkour Civilization: Before Evbo's reign (HELP LOL, THE VID WAS TOO FUNNY-)

[@jikkybytt]

He committed Parkour Crimes

[@AlexPawlak-g1n]

Evbo:spawns in:Electy you're not safe...

[@Player_IdkIJustNeedAName]

"Hey, maybe I'll live?" Famous last words-

[@TheBusinessPig]

0:16 no you could have killed him

[@Razeil_Gaming]

2:18 unexpected

[@unnamedguy56]

3:50 some of the boot's broken lol

[@sam14104]

It's because he used the same one in the speedrun

[@AntiSkeppyClone]

same with the iron boots

[@supermaximglitchy1]

Parkour civilisation if punching was invented

[@FrozenMonkeyVR]

2:03 should sell houses instead proceeds to give food to noobs

[@justdaniellol]

1:31 is it just me or does this guy look like billy the puppet

[@protege6383]

I think it’s the dude from Legend of Kora

[@LeoRichardson-i4p]

Yea

[@Juga-parrot]

​@@protege6383 Amon

[@drpumpkinpie]

he's Amon from the legend of korra

[@Broxdyo789]

*evade*

[@OphilienGaetan-jk2ss]

4:17 looks cool

[@Flowers_BloodyLilac]

This shouldve been called: parkour civilization if no plot armour existed

[@the-protogen-of-the-sky]

4:50 the hacker

[@GRIBLYGROBLY]

1:50 what do you not sit on the toilet? like at all?

[@sarahbeaudoin7370]

Fr

[@sarahbeaudoin7370]

Is it like a crime to use the toilet?

[@MasonTurnerPlays]

It’s a vid and it says if parkour civilisation wasn’t scripted

[@TheOrginally]

No I actually just float over the toilet

[@Mrmortasfortnitegaming]

3:19 ermmm actually

[@Ajs_new_mouse]

You, my friend are MY FIRST SHORT I'VE GOTTEN OVER 1 MIN CONGRATULATIONS 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@Planktonstolemypillow]

This is the stupidest piece of mockery ever 😭🙏 It’s literally part of his show, most shows are scripted

[@StarFall78]

idk why, but the "let's go rob this guy's house" is so funny in the context parkour civ 😭

[@milosavramov3979]

You were the second parkour master💀

[@epicemmet8403]

But you see this is actually scripted as well this is actually just parkour civilization if the protagonist was smart

[@prorhcr2_hotrodlove]

You mean jump+walk?. Without them there is no game

[@Ritesh-_-]

One important rule of parkour civilization is that to do anything, you need to parkour. This includes damaging other players.

[@ItsMeKev]

What survival players would do if they are in The Parkour Civilization:

[@keriwhitenack5021]

Fun fact: this is probably half non-scripted, judging by sometimes his voice sounds genuine, like when the dollar fell and he laughed.

[@Tato_VR]

4:50 i love how he said i am now the parkour champion and it synced up with the song in the backround

[@TweetyFam]

2:21 That's why you shouldn't use ladders

[@Mrcrzytornado1]

I love how he scripted it to not be scripted

[@Dogito123]

Parkour Civilization Genocide Route

[@Shorty747]

Honestly, yes.

[@Cha-kr3lk]

More like if evo was a menace in parkour civilization

[@happyboy07685]

Parkour Civilization if the champion didn't exist

[@isaaction]

I like how it's still scripted

[@authorofthemultiverse]

True title of the video: *speedrun on parkour civilization at any%*

[@RainProsperity]

i think it's kinda like that can't fly in Minecraft, we can't hit people in Parkour Civilization, the only way to kill someone is to parkour battle or parkour race

[@alternative7586]

I was wishing for a "written in parkour" reference

[@YendredHurnane]

Just wait until he creates "If PVP CIVILIZATION wasn't scripted"

[@animeanddogsmixeddragonbal2579]

I watched this when i was sick and most videos made me feel sicker but this was the only entertaining one

[@rainsghost]

the way that some of the crucial parts of the movie are actually here means u watched it fully

[@Cheese-yx2vt]

How it feels to replay a game you struggled with as a kid:

[@youcantocan6589]

Bro just illligally speed ran the game 💀💀💀

[@wenkiatkhoo1143]

English:welcome back, my meowing milkmaids! Polish:Witamy ponownie, moje miauczące dojarki!

[@whyased]

the title should be "how to become a parkour master for beginners"

[@mansteve-l3p]

>breaks into house >sees someone pooping in the privacy of their own home >"ew thats gross"

[@C00LANIMATI0NS_1]

Parkour civilization Speedrun🔥🔥🐙

[@Itagami_Kun]

I'm just imagining you drinking 5 shots of espresso, thinking "parkour civilisation" and then giving birth to this video

[@AlokProduction1234]

this would be a very cool idea imagine a filler between season 1 and 2 where Evbo is still the parkour champion and a parkour noob starts to break the rules and cheat like this

[@cavespidergaming1]

Alternate title: parkour civilization without plot armor

[@RonnieLee-b5d]

Alternate title: “parkour civilization but you have free will”

[@trevhart2124]

This has nothing to do with "Script" and everything to do with Being a menace to the Parkour Society

[@Gatorboy5678]

How on Earth did you recreate this so perfectly?

[@polybluey]

kenadian in parkour civilization

[@CratersEdge]

"Parkour Civilization if it was a lets play instead of a movie"

[@vic-h4v]

Love this video, it's how I did my parkour civilization video that got scrapped

[@enigmatic2878]

Bro's thekind of guy to look at a stage play mistake, and as a satire joke he goes "It could've been solved if I had just picked this tree made of cardboard- which, heh, I don't know if they're just bad at realism or I'm super strong."

[@Tinyme2468]

PvP doesn't exist in Parkour Civilisation

[@Nf_Uploads]

If Grox Was In Parkour Civilization:

[@ShamemiSpoogy]

If minecraft parkour civilization had logic:

[@beshhyyy]

After watching the series this is beyond satisfying

[@notafanbutawholeairconditi2297]

we got parkour civilization if it wasn't scripted and now we wait for parkour civilization if it wasn't scripted if it wasn't scripted

[@manimdead69]

Parkour civilization played by a Minecraft player with common sense

[@Bares27]

When he has more than three hunger bars when he's a noob is so cursed

[@Kitinattee]

If parkour civilization had a speed runner

[@rahj0]

I expected clickbait, but this is pretty accurate

[@AxelMuga]

AKA if kenadian was in parkour civilization

[@paweln2153]

Please go down more often Minecraft please i beg