If PETA Made a Five Nights at Freddy's Parody

[@CrimsonDoesStuff]

Fun fact; Josh's 6 slides of "sources" are all 102 videos in Markiplier's Five Nights at Freddy's gameplay playlist. And the long link in the animal slide is the book "The People's Own Book of Recipes and Information for the Million" (S. S. Schoff, B. S. Caswell). But for some reason, he searched for "hot dog recipe" in the quote search bar. (There are no results.)

[@insuffbun]

furthermore, the matpat "proof link" goes to a random web series named "whorses" edit: after looking into it, this seems to be an ancient web series by keelvin on his alt, or previous main

[@whatthericklon]

@@insuffbun my name is josh

[@thegoldenbucketstudios9896]

@@whatthericklon no fucking way

[@whatthericklon]

@@thegoldenbucketstudios9896 noo cap

[@alphonseelric3513]

@@whatthericklon yo dat so cool

[@agsinc342]

I think presenting a peta-themed amusement park would be a cool idea.

[@I_do_stuff_like_games]

Everyone would just burn it down lol

[@ThumperMinerUnion]

Don't forget your dissected frog toy! ... Why are you all looking at me like that?! It's equality!

[@iaminsideyourwalls8776]

Amusement?

[@Scorpy175]

@@iaminsideyourwalls8776 please don't kill me

[@ThumperMinerUnion]

@@Scorpy175THERE ARE FEDERAL AGENTS IN YOUR HOUSE THEY DON'T KNOW YOU'RE THERE, DO NOT LOOK AROUND. THEY DON'T KNOW EITHER. LEAVE OUTSIDE YOUR BEDROOM WINDOW, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.

[@BafemousGoat]

Someone please show Markplier and Matpat the final slide. It's genious

[@notayoutuber2013]

Matpat already saw the final slide. He made it.

[@destroidhak2556]

Well to be fair, FNAF 3 did have something peta would love to see more. An animalistic character in an extremely gruesome manner

[@tatarchan5212]

Plot twist, all the Peta members actually behave like William Afton

[@destroidhak2556]

@@tatarchan5212 I'd say hotline Miami devs, if hotline Miami didn't have any message and/or good gameplay

[@shinyvoir2829]

@@tatarchan5212 peta addicted to guards real?

[@Entity404SFM]

@@shinyvoir2829 until they take shots

[@videoms1271]

@@destroidhak2556 what message did HM have?

[@mmMisko]

I want to see a video titled "If Peta made a Plants v.s Zombies Parody"

[@blabbilizer]

This

[@cantfindyourboy505]

PETA supports plant genocide by promoting veganism. they won't make a parody of plants vs zombies because they support plant genocide

[@bungiecrimes7247]

You play as the vegans eating every plant in the way to get to a nice big plate of tofu.

[@blabbilizer]

@@bungiecrimes7247 so basically a vegan version of I Zombie

[@PetaGriffin-gn3nk]

Personally considering there are PETA campaigns based off how "Flesh is for Zombies" (Featuring a Game where its whack a mole But Zombies.) i wonder how it would be like if it was the actual PETA.

[@LittleBigSmoak_]

For anyone wondering, the music in the second slideshow is from the Caretaker's "Everywhere at the End of Time", it's an album that's supposed to be an auditory simulation of dementia.

[@chrisakaschulbus4903]

So basically 95% of whats landing in the charts.

[@goldenthegoldenflower9008]

I'm scared of that song because of Walten's Files :')

[@Swagmaster07]

Actually the original song is called heart aches, its a pretty good song but if you do some minor tweaks it becomes spooky

[@The_Channel_Channel_Official]

why tf was it here????

[@LittleBigSmoak_]

@@The_Channel_Channel_Official it's a nice ambient track.

[@HerOwnKnife]

Man i love to see this channel grow so much, i remember when it was just an Isaac channel like many others. Im glad you took the risk and started branching out and making videos with your friends like this one and the essay type videos

[@MisiaToons]

What if PETA targeted Adult Swim: - The game will be a platformer - Orel will be a main character - Rick and Morty will run a cruel lab - The Aqua Teens will be villains - Fitz and Gabby will be animal testing victims - Skillet will be a victim of the fur trade - Drinky will be force-fed and abused by Captain Maak - Cheese is no longer Alan's favorite snack - There will be blood and gore - There will be prizes that are wallpapers, animal cruelty and more - If Rick will be defeated, he will turned into Pickle Rick and eaten - If you die, there will be a bloody jumpscare with animal gore - Shark and the Cuylers will be fishing victims - Spider will be locked in a exhibit - Tuca and Bertie will be caged in a filthy condition - The Smiling Friends will be vegan - Enemies will be animal abusers - You can free animals from cages - Harvey Birdman will no longer own a falcon - The rest of the Adult Swim animal characters will be animal cruelty victims

[@Yesmanpersondude]

Isn’t mike Tyson like an adult swim character as well? I can’t remember.

[@MisiaToons]

@@Yesmanpersondude Yes

[@drillbitz2816]

So is MARIO

[@MisiaToons]

@@drillbitz2816 Mario is an Nintendo character, silly.

[@roboheartsimp3171]

*What if they focused into the movie/cartoon companies, making parodies of said media?*

[@drypenny3561]

Since peta were made at toy story 4 for keeping bo peep's signature crook, what if peta made a toy story 4 parody?

[@thegrandxbunny2073]

0:54 Concept idea: Try to pitch a TV show that is an amalgamation/bad fanfic of several horror properties. Try to pitch a PETA DnD game Try to pitch a live action Disney remake that not even Disney would want to do.

[@isabellahouston7554]

I feel like Kirby would be a perfect fit for a video like this!

[@noustinky1201]

I think they would make Kirby really bad considering that if he can eat it he will eat it

[@connoromalley4004]

Oh my goodness, kirby is factory farming waddle dees!

[@Its_bloon.yt2011]

@@noustinky1201 he would be tofu

[@galaxeonart9338]

Because of the penguins? (I don’t know exactly what Kirby is or much about the games.)

[@kuraihikari5785]

I can imagine it now. You play as Kirby, a ruthless killing machine, smiling as you devour innocents, hearing them scream as unnecessary blood and gore scatters everywhere.

[@fluffymoth87]

I will admit that I am an animal rights activist. But I am nothing like PETA. I am for better living conditions for animals and against animal testing. But I do feel like PETA just takes it too far and I do believe that they might do something like this.

[@fennixari]

PETA activly harms animals they “claim” to save. it’s upsetting that vegans/vegetarians and animal rights activists get lumped in with them

[@re-blitz]

Peta does more harm than good

[@alittlebitd3ad]

They kill domestic animals so I can imagine that that is "taking it too far"

[@urmom-zh6zs]

@@re-blitz yeah, their euthanization (how do you spell) rate is much higher than other animal shelters that take in "un-adoptable" animals

[@danielsurvivor1372]

Tbf, literally nobody associates with PETA. Although you might be a lil extreme as well, "no animal testing", really? Unless you mean no animal testing to animals like monkeys then yeah, I hate how some of them are being experimented on, but something like mice? Hell nah we need them for humanity sake, and mice aren't as smart as monkeys

[@a_marker926]

Can't PETA be sued for using characters without permission

[@NatTheNoodler]

If it’s considered parody, they can’t.

[@dr.mysterymtfunit1833]

Not with FNAF, Scott can still get them for that

[@ribbonduckling1314]

This is weird but I would love to see Kyle and Josh's interpretation of "Foodless Food" Inspired by Sable from Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

[@galaxeonart9338]

Noutaste, free of all animal meat and all meat by-products as well as all nutrients found in animal products such as iron and calcium! It’s completely fat free! Animals have fat that SOME people consume (savages!!!) So no variation or other fats are used. Saturated Fats, Trans-Fats, not in our food! It eliminates all flavor from the equation too! As it can’t be fried, grilled, or cooked in any way! We don’t even process any ingredients! Experience the taste unwashed and unpeeled vegetables and fruits, non-processed tofu, nuts still in the shell, non-milled grains and more! All ingredients are dried as animals drink and contain water and we can’t use something animals can produce! Not even if the food has it naturally inside it! No pesticides are used so except to find wormholes and other signs of pests that inhabited your meal. Bugs are living creatures and we cannot consume them. They also hold protein which is in meat so they can’t be eaten. Guaranteed to help humans enjoy food with no possibility of anything an animal contains or produces being consumed selfishly by a single human being! The perfect way to stop the abuse of poor defenseless animals (insert animal sn*ff video here) and spilling their innocent blood (another animal sn*ff video plays) and bones and teeth and nails (animal sn*ff video mashup plays as the list continues) and eyes and hooves and innards and even private parts! (The video stops on a cow utter because milking a cow is r*pe!) And best of all we save resources for animals that need it far more than humans do! Vitamins? Water? Substance? We give it to the animals we value to the point we are willing to starve to death! Noutaste? No problem! Paid for by The PETA foundation. Made in windows PowerPoint 2002. Narrated by A Vegan Karren. How’d I do?

[@Shad0w-One]

But fnaf is nothing close to animal abuse, the most ,,anti animal" part is the pizza WTF🤣

[@madinsomniac5765]

There making fun of peta… And have you heard of peta?

[@felixhernandez2621]

It's backwards animals abusing you

[@therealboomshlamian700]

@@felixhernandez2621 lol

[@spiderbatmano]

The lore implies the message of kill dog bad from the fruity maze mini game lore.

[@breakingbooks9210]

William did kill dog once

[@sandyjourneys]

So far man I’m so glad trundletv really took his criticism to heart I really appreciate that what an amazing concept.

[@Plantrum]

Here is an idea for a presentation: "What would the Binding of Isaac Baby mode look like?"

[@OctoNap]

Tainted lost automatically has every unlock and isn't playable

[@donovanhertz4463]

You should do a Binding of Isaac themed pita challenge where you can’t pick up animal items

[@GargamelGold]

Keelvin, Imagine, If PeTA, made a Resident Evil ( Biohazard ) parody game. I mean their stuff kind of already is gruesome horror.

[@glitchedmatrix55]

Please elaborate on how the game would work

[@GargamelGold]

@@glitchedmatrix55, Probably like one of the old games with horrible tank controls, but it would be a lot worse than the regular resident evil games and not in a way that would make it scary, just make it bad. There would of course be lots of blood and gore, because PeTA would have the perfect excuse, because it would be a horror game after all.

[@glitchedmatrix55]

@@GargamelGold Wait, the Resident Evil franchise already kinda touches upon animal experimentation as many of the enemies were originally normal animals (The Cerberi, Bruce the RE1 shark, etc). Also you're probably right on how shit a PETA-made RE game would be.

[@danisbad5827]

If PETA actually made this, it would probably be more terrifying than the original.

[@formerlyyaboitom10]

The game over of Kyle's pitch made me think of something... If PETA Made a Friday Night Funkin' Parody.

[@debasishgayen1377]

Valo

[@lydiajulianprower8356]

NO ABSOLUTELY NOT PERISH THE THOUGHT

[@cooliotrainlover1213]

fnf: vs peta

[@miuki2721]

They will be bankrupt

[@poopww5378]

Boyfriend becomes vegan and he sings with the ppl in the game to make them vegan

[@evanchismark3092]

The help squidward domain is still up for grabs.

[@thefacelessfathom]

I'm a Peta employee. good job on the games 100% approved by Peta.

[@the_VHS_system2411]

The fact that matthew patthew himself called Fredbear Freddy hurts, I can't believe he betrayed us like that /j

[@Carcino.Geneticist]

I have an idea of a peta themed promised neverland anime where instead of children being eaten its chicks and instead of the farm being a fake orphanage with a happy facade its a straight up torture house andthe mother looks high all the time and is deranged the demons are the same

[@nathaniel_jpg]

The everywhere at the end of time music really added to the experience

[@Ey0postal]

Five nights at keelvins. Thats where i wanna be. Five nights at keelvins

[@promaster424]

This video was like watching everything FnaF related from 2015

[@jeffwolcott7815]

I love how you guys are having fun with this. PETA might have done more good then bad by giving us all something stupid to laugh at.

[@OverlordZeroULTIMA]

Oh, I played a game similar to the one mentioning letting the animals out to go to the bathroom. It was a huge struggle for me because they do come back in, but also you have to deal with a ton of them in later stages. They also don't just have to go to the bathroom; They may also want to play, take a nap, eat, and the ones who are robots need repairs. The game was on a virtual pet site, but due to the end of Flash, the game can't be played right now. I should clarify, the ones who currently run the site weren't prepared for Flash's death (tbh, I didn't know it was going down either, lol; I admittedly don't venture out and actually avoid social media like the plague so most anything is new to me), so practically all games that used Flash are currently gone and (hopefully) being remade for HTML5. Some were remade, but not even half of them are back.

[@aresez64]

For those wondering, the background music in presentation #2 is from the album Everywhere at the end on time, song were: stage 1 it’s just a burning memory, stage 2 what does it matter how my heart aches, stage 3 and heart aches, and stage 4 post awareness confusions.

[@aresez64]

Also another song is stage 5 advanced plague entanglements and stage 6 place in the word is put at rest

[@johnpierrepolnareffinkson197]

That's sorta hard. How could FNAF be turned into a Peta version? There's no animal cruelty.

[@jaketorres2388]

They could make the animatronics the ghosts of animals killed by testing or meat and products.

[@johnpierrepolnareffinkson197]

@@jaketorres2388 good point

[@nightlyy-]

theres no animal cruelty in super meat boy

[@nightlyy-]

thats a lie

[@johnpierrepolnareffinkson197]

@@nightlyy- Only fetus abuse

[@etafita9243]

I feel like a Peta themed deltarune/undertale would be epic

[@danteburo2636]

Vegan route(gud) or Non-vegan route(bad)

[@losereye]

This is gonna be a glitchless masterpiece

[@squeaktheswan2007]

Honestly, I don't see why they don't recreate fnaf but instead of dead children it's the ghosts of the animals used for meat, products etc.

[@oliverwithers9736]

Wait Pokemon channel actually existed in this timeline? I swore I was suffering from the Mandela effect because I couldn’t find anything on it but I remembered a game from my childhood with a pokemon and a tv.

[@fhmhere3139]

you guys should make slideshows about the lore of certain games and Keelvin will choose the more interesting/convincing one

[@eljaminlatour6633]

6:37 I like the smooth transition of getting jumpscared in FNAF, and then hearing the FNF game over music.

[@althegamr]

"If PETA Made a Friday Night Funkin' Parody"

[@memeelfman324]

Instead of playing as bf you play as monster and gf is a block of tofu

[@althegamr]

@@memeelfman324 no,no It would be better if monster wants to turn gf into tofu

[@memeelfman324]

@@althegamr because daddy is a big meat lover

[@RealDoox]

Friday Night Flockin' it's the chick from Peta's Mario ripoff battling against a bloody BF with McDonalds food everywhere

[@memeelfman324]

@@RealDoox and gf is a meat demon

[@ruthiewoolapom8830]

nice Parody! can you do My Singing Monsters next?

[@RoxyReviews0]

Bum do bum bum do a bum do ba dum wo wo wo wo wo wo.

[@ruthiewoolapom8830]

@@RoxyReviews0 la la la la la laaaaa law daa la la laaaaaaa

[@graycatsaderow]

@@ruthiewoolapom8830 WUBBABUNGA,WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB PATH NOT FOUND P-P-P-PATH NOT FOUND

[@ruthiewoolapom8830]

@@graycatsaderow Dum diddly dum dum dum dum dum diddly dum dum dum dum

[@kit4703]

Remember lol

[@hollowknightfan5938]

Dude's mining a gold mine with this peta stuff

[@drypenny3561]

Since peta were made at toy story 4 for keeping bo peep's signature crook, what if peta made a toy story 4 parody?

[@w3ird0k1d5]

*FNAF beatbox slowly gets louder*

[@officialblimp]

I’m now crying because of that beautiful poem

[@AmondoDazz]

I love this series. One suggestions I have is who can come up with the worst video game/Tv show or Movie. For you to buy

[@MarioMasterK]

Ok, there's one thing I'd support: MONKEY NOISES. Just... the fact you can make monkey screeches without a reason or care.

[@KaelFazkid-mf1lo]

The Peta parody game is scarier than the original FNAF ngl

[@crunch.dot.73]

Its the scariest in the franchise, not saying a lot but that is the case. Clearly you are a fan of the franchise judging by the fangame on your profile :P

[@RafaCB0987]

The ending was perfect

[@drfardnerd5596]

I think that an actually good 0eta game would a tower defense game with animals battling humans idk

[@GamingRobitKaiju]

Me (a FNAF fan who has been playing the games from the beginning) Me: time to call the cops

[@Alganaut]

imagine a peta bloons tower defence parody

[@Shad0w-One]

Nooo, how would that even work?🤣

[@Alganaut]

the bloons are doing animal testing on the monkeys so you gotta pop the bloons

[@tammytheranger7645]

Imagine a PETA parody of Cookie Run. Cause there's characters like MILK Cookie and EGGnog Cookie.

[@yourtimetraveleralara]

yea

[@hillboi5049]

I literally named my account "saltysteakcookie" when i first started playing lol

[@thomasmiles6274]

your probable not gonna see this, but what if peta made a portal type game

[@zrhunt]

This is just flat out hilarious. Also I think that people would want to see "what if disney made a horror movie"

[@tealmuchwow]

8:22 reminds me of that one part in EarthBound where buzz buzz says the declaration of independence out loud and then when he stops he asks you if you want to hear it again

[@razorjake6839]

😑 the reason WHY PETA would make a parody of FNAF, cuz they'd probably get the DUMB IDEA that the animatronics are ABUSED REAL ANIMALS. 🤣 I mean..... come on.... remember the TANUKI THING???!!!!

[@rinarou_]

they should make a peta version of peta

[@Keelvin]

Genius…

[@InfinityBOIIIIII]

21:36 BLUD DIDNT STUDY HIS FNAF LORE THATS THE BITE OF 83 AND THAT IS NOT FREDDY ITS FREDBEAR

[@mannyegarica12]

Sad part is five nights at Freddy's not about animal abuse it's about kids getting revenge on being murdered but I can see Peta missing the story lore and actually making this about killing animals

[@ilovecyclops777]

i wouldn’t be surprised if they did

[@HelluvaOpp]

Next thing we know, they’ll make a Carnival themed around their crimes they’ve committed. (PETA actually stole a little girl’s chihuahua, and actually killed it. Jesus, PETA is corrupt.

[@pitpiccione1191]

The fact that peta actually commited bestiality makes the rule34 fan art more accurate

[@cactusgamingyt9960]

What

[@cactusgamingyt9960]

Please elaborate, not doubting though

[@pitpiccione1191]

@@cactusgamingyt9960 i will now provide you context

[@pitpiccione1191]

@@cactusgamingyt9960 kzbin.info/www/bejne/h4LcpqNsj6umrKM

[@averageytviewer6893]

@@pitpiccione1191 and context was never given.

[@unfoundpump]

a while ago I made a mockup fake peta tweet written in-universe where peta yelled about Circus Baby’s Pizza World and how Funtime Freddy and Foxy were being abused. it was. amusing.

[@ohnohwgn]

im sure you probably have already been told but the music in josh's presentation is from everywhere at the end of time

[@omegaflowey9932]

PETA Friday night funkin: This version will include some mods like "vs sonic.exe 2.0", funkin.avi and many others. Fleetway super sonic design: holding a gun, eating meat and his shoes are dirty. Boyfriend Design: holding a carrot, wearing a shirt that says: "stop killing animals" and his had is orange and blue.

[@ZE.brigitte]

A interesting game would be Yo-kai Watch The character are, as the name say, Yo-kai. So some are human-like ghost (Blizzaria) Some are animal-like ghost (literally all the Nekomata, and Komainu) Some are both (The tengus, Oni) Some are either (Count Zapaway) And some can be either a animal or a human (Toadal Dude) So I think it'll be funny who you can fight agaisnt, and who you cannot

[@Shad0w-One]

The poem is so smooth🤣

[@fbpanimations5562]

the everywhere at the end of time music is just perfect

[@Nobody-jl5gn]

Five Nights Of Freddy's is a game that doesn't really has feel like animal cruelty, then again: PETA's staff are super brainless" *We all would know that.*

[@Chuck1224]

you would never belive it

[@themasterprocrastinator4933]

I was dying of laughter this entire video. I am holding you three responsible for my death.

[@floridaman9554]

If PETA made FNAF it would be about how purple guy didnt kill children but is a hunter and used the skin from real animals to make the suits and now the animals want revenge.

[@Gacha-and-Horror-Geek]

PETA's what does a horror game franchise about child Murder have to do with animals? SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW!?

[@CannedCornChip]

For real though

[@hollowknightfan5938]

O have an idea! What about Kirby? Because peta would definitely go after a guy that eats guys

[@alexclan8vlogsnmore]

as a long time fnaf fan ever since i was 4 this is phenomenal

[@8y7-m6y]

the game over for five nights at nurolinks is actually "game over (don't stop) from the friday night funkin' ost

[@didimoni]

If PETA and Thatveganteacher made a Disney movie!

[@AngelicMilkyYT]

Oh that would be horrifying

[@theoddbox]

There's this Korean animated movie about fish living in a fish tank at a sushi restaurant watching their friends get murdered one by one and the main character gets eaten alive, the end It's called Padak, they probably had something to do with it

[@4OG_Polygonal]

Ive Played Kitten squad before and it was... actually good. the only "okay" one out of them all

[@PoisonIvory088]

Maybe the animatronics r trying to attack u cuz u sell non vegan food?

[@biscuts3239]

if they ever did make a parody I would be so mad there is literally no animal abuse except for a dog getting hit by a truck

[@Scari1893wheniwasborn]

There's not even any aminal abuse in fregby fazber gaem 💀

[@CannedCornChip]

Exactly, it's only child abu-

[@seanieshajackson7300]

@@CannedCornChippeta don’t give a f*ck about the children, now CPS though...

[@Racc00nKing]

Yk a game u should def do a peta parody of is Slime Rancher I think that's self explanatory

[@Codudemaniac]

The Friday Night Funkin' game over song with monkey screeches threw me off so much

[@LavenderCorpses]

These 'If PETA made' vids are the funniest by far, I couldn't breathe at the Matt Patt plotwist

[@DennisYangI]

There should be a video game that documented all the horrible thing Peta had done.

[@coneburger9081]

if peta made a terraria parody

[@zengyanhuang2806]

You can do a Disney theme one which is like a disney game?

[@MicrowaveNoodles]

i remember playing super chick sisters when i was younger on some flash games site and just thinking "oh well that's terrible that happens to chickens, but they're so damn tasty"

[@afieldofroses]

"what if PETA made a slime rancher parody"

[@MamutaBCU]

No killing Hen Hens

[@fryefanwoah]

My favourite series so far

[@afallleaf]

your poem made me eat a steak but still, i think its great

[@giogaming2010]

This Didn’t Age Well After PETA Made FNAF Video On Twitter

[@butterss1178]

Imagine a PETA mobile game its like a runner where you're a animal rights activist and you have to save the animals then there are saw blades then at the end there would be a watch ad button where the reward is a video of animal abuse

[@nickichambers9328]

You should send that last sideshow to matpat and get his reaction

[@gamefrog51]

I love it, Iaac made by PETA would be fun

[@redymedy]

I just had a really good idea, PETA Pikmin

[@Blujay64]

What If Peta made a game based on Tboi:R. Because of Guppy ect.

[@DogeisCut]

i cant beleive they actually draw rule 34 for this next thing we know they start a patreon page

[@sarahkomikofficial]

Imagine FNF was a PETA game!?

[@Dragon-kx6eb]

Yes

[@bestcatever-ko9xl]

i love the secret sixth night in five nights at neuralinks where you have to avoid golden elon and mark zuckerberg using the golden flashlight from the lootboxes