If Saving Private Ryan was a German FIlm

[@SquireComedy]

Yes, welcome to our addition of Saving Private Reinhard. Let's see if this one stays up. Anyway, we'd like to thank our sponsor, Star Trek Fleet Command. Check out the game here: wehy.pe/y/2/Squire

[@arnijulian6241]

A Masterpiece!

[@jimmydaf525]

I was just playing it while watching the video

[@wso4272]

where do you guys get the reproduction uniforms

[@Ocastia]

Keine Chance mit so vielen Hakenkreuzen Greetings from Germany.

[@WoooshProductions]

great video! i got a good suggestion: "if The Final Countdown was a British film"

[@enigmabodylanguage]

"Do you think when the Americans get up here they might be a little bit cross with us" - Some Random German Soldier - 1944

[@KenjaTimu]

I saw an interview with a German soldier. He said when he saw the invasion fleet come over the horizon he knew the war was lost. 'If you see a blue plane it's American, if you see a white plane it's British and if you don't see anything it's the Luftwaffe.'

[@aeroripper]

@@KenjaTimu ​ @Drop Forged America is protective of Canada, we must defend their maple syrup at all costs! Germany was screwed when it invaded the Soviet Union it would just take longer, and it was REALLY screwed when it declared war on the US who's mainland was mostly out of reach of Germany and it could just keep pumping out war goods uninterrupted.

[@erni2619]

The choice of words is very characteristically British xD "Yeahh, I reckon they might be a bit cross"

[@usgonzalez2005]

@@KenjaTimu he saw numbers, the Americans were horrible tactically. He was fearful of numbers not the Americans 😊

[@KenjaTimu]

@@usgonzalez2005 Germany uses superior force to win: get good noobs. Germany gets defeated by superior force: cheaters. America was the best. 12 to 1 against Japan and a positive ratio against Germany. On the attack during a two front war a continent away in opposite directions. Greatest military feat ever accomplished.

[@magosmarechferracioli1128]

Only missing the cartoonishly evil SS commander having an argument with the misslead but heart-of-gold Wehrmacht officer over prisoners or something.

[@vitorsousa8172]

Would have a laugh if it was the SS commander asking the wehrmacht soldiers not to exert revenge. "Come on guys, why so much hate. That poor american soldier was only doing his job. Take it easy"

[@DaveSCameron]

It's shite, be honest!

[@cameronbaigrie876]

Generation war stuff?

[@rick7424]

"We must enforce the myth that the Wehrmacht's hands were clean." -some studio guy

[@Bravo7-mugwar]

History is written by the victors. Nobody is going to advertise their own dirty laundry

[@arandomguardsmen]

I love they brought up the Czechs trying to surrender and then the Americans gunning them down

[@garf5704]

Cream

[@philpants44]

well thats what you get for washing for supper

[@GuyInBlackClothes]

*sighs in Czech*

[@Toncek1]

Some facts here

[@Toncek1]

@@GuyInBlackClothes neasi 🇨🇿❤️

[@oriontaylor]

“Oh, and you’ll have panzer support!” If only you had the opportunity for a running Goliath remote control tank as the tiny amount of tank support! XD

[@SquireComedy]

Love it.

[@oriontaylor]

@@SquireComedy Bonus points if you were to take a cue from the Chieftain’s video and have a Goliath powered by a Reichsmark coin inserted in the top!

[@anemoia2661]

8:33.... the absolute climax of Saving Private Reinhart, that hat throw is Oscar worthy

[@SquireComedy]

It made us all laugh, which you can just catch if you look carefully.

[@Mutineer9]

They learn from Russians. "Shapkami zakedaem" - "Burrow them with hats."

[@Analog_Mind47]

The Captain would never visit Private Reinhart's grave as his body was misidentified due to his German issue dog tags only containing his Unit Number and fell victim to the common mistake of German troops accidentally switching theirs. Not that he tried though, he spent the remainder of his life Hiding in Argentina

[@me.ne.frego.]

LOL. I'm from Argentina and part of my family fighted against the allies in France 1944 (italians, not germans).

[@IrishCarney]

If by "hiding" you mean living in a mountain village a German name, with German architecture, with German-speaking German inhabitants, under his own name, walking about openly without a care or qualm, giving interviews to foreign newspapers, and occasionally visiting West Germany with no hassles

[@innocentbystander3317]

He hid in Argentina? Let me guess, a little parish out in the middle of nowhere, and eventually elected as Pope to replace a _known_ National Socialist of Deutschland? 🤣

[@andreassimon3381]

sehr richtig

[@userofthetube2701]

The guy who played that major did a brilliant job. Obviously tongue-in-cheek but somehow still terrifying.

[@Kitiwake]

Is not Zelensky? Thought it was.

[@SquireComedy]

My friend Lee - I agree, he always does a brilliant job.

[@Blox117]

but the germans are speaking british

[@paulhindenberg6364]

Why does this seem like an episode from Black Adder? God grief!

[@brae_t]

@@Blox117 sie Sind sprechen Englisch.

[@gabrielegenota1480]

"Your brothers were killed in action" "That can't be! My brother is still in primary school!" *smiles in hitlerjunge*

[@niconilo97]

xD oof

[@mathiaslist6705]

Volkssturm (folk storm) ---- we had to learn too much about this time in school and the grannies kept telling --- the last thing I remember was when my grandpa's older brother told about how the boys were hanged after capitulation because the commander did not yet recognize it and they just wanted to go home

[@nicholasmontgomery8594]

If they did a Russian version of Saving Private Ryan, it would be 1 minute 40 seconds long. It would be a single soldier informing the commisar about the missing brother and replying with, "so, and?" Then it ends with the commisar ordering the execution of the soldier for wasting his time, then shoots the guy that shot him, then himself.

[@SquireComedy]

It's funny you should say "So, and?" - Because that was the exact vibe that spawned this entire video. Thus, the character of the psychopathic Major came in.

[@KenjaTimu]

Gotta love Communism. Human beings are expendable.

[@taternater7495]

@@SquireComedy you guys are amazingly creative, love your videos they’re hilarious 👍

[@IronWarhorsesFun]

this would also be Accurate to portray the Current State of Ukrainian forces frankly.

[@pirateboyfearless]

Might well be stalin sitting in a cafe somewhere just repeating the words " send more men " over and over again.

[@luca8510]

young american Soldier: *going through hell on Normandy* German eastern front Vet: First Time?

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

For a lot of them, yes In fact I recall that basic training was cut down to 6 weeks so they essentially went straight from basic training to prepare for the invasion and then got shot inside the landing craft/drowned/or hit with mortars

[@gpweaver]

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 Eisenhower wanted green troops in the initial waves--vets would know what kind of shitstorm they were wading into, and with the expected casualty rates of the first few waves, it made more sense to burn less valuable green troops (while making slower initial progress) than their veterans. The exceptions were the Ranger units, whose leadership, at least, had received additional training and were experienced. Overall, though, the initial waves were basically there to exhaust their ammunition supplies and overheat the barrels on their MG42s. Horrible calculus, but...necessary.

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

@@gpweaver Not remotely true. While the majority of Omaha was assaulted by the inexperienced 29th Infantry Division, battle hardened troops from the 1st Infantry Division and 4 US Ranger Battalions aided them, as well as Navy Seebees and even a couple tank battalions. They simply used the resources at hand as were necessary to best complete the mission, as well, sending troops to “exhaust the German ammunition supply” runs counterintuitive to how the Germans operated, and it would actually be very arrogant to assume that they would operate any differently just because of the stress of combat whatever - because German machine gunners were actually trained to conserve ammunition, firing in 5-7 round bursts at a time. From the memoirs of both US and German veterans we know this didn’t happen, but it would be ignorant to presume that it would.

[@gpweaver]

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 You're right, I was being a bit hyperbolic, but basically, the 116th RCT of the 29th went in first on the Western end (Able company being the only one to land its assigned area; Easy was scattered on the Eastern end in the 1st Infantry's area, George ended up way to the East of Able.) Able, being in Dog Green and next to the line of bunkers providing enfilade fire along the length of the beach, were cut to pieces in minutes; the Rangers next to them didn't do much better. (Contrary to the way it appears in 'Saving Private Ryan', the Germans weren't so much shooting "straight down" on the debarking troops from the bunkers, as shooting across at them from their side as they tried to rush for cover across the open span of the beach. The pillboxes covering Dog Green, however, were somewhat elevated in the cliffs, as the terrain on the West end of the beach rises quickly.)

[@cameronkedas3375]

@wisemankugelmemicus1701 Actually, most of Omaha was assaulted by the 1st Infantry Division, a few elements of the 29th, the 5th Ranger Battalion, and either 1-3 companies of the 2nd Ranger Battalion. The US only had 3 Ranger battalions after February 1944 because the 1st, 3rd, and 4th Ranger battalions sustained heavy casualties at the Battle of Cisterna at Anzio and were inactivated. After that, we had the 2nd and 5th battalions in Europe and the 6th in the Pacific, notably at the Philippines.

[@phlyphan1083]

as a German, that replacement bus service joke really made my day. Let's see how many people will catch it ;)

[@SquireComedy]

Oh we love them too!

[@phlyphan1083]

@@SquireComedy oh well who doesn't LMAO Great video, I enjoy each and every one

[@sebastianriemer1777]

Grew up in the country side, bought a car and never looked at public transport again. 😁

[@averagejoe8358]

*KZbin sentence starter pack* - "I'm a (blank)" - "My dad was a (blank)" - "As a (blank)"

[@Bathi_wt]

Hmm. Phlydaily fan 👍👍👍

[@EvilLordBane]

Loved it. And thank you for pointing out the historic fact that 100% of the landing craft used in the D-Day invasion belonged to the Royal Navy. The US naval landing craft fleet was committed to the Pacific Theater of Operations. It's one of those things that never quite made it into the history books used in schools here in the US.

[@SquireComedy]

Oh it's our pleasure

[@kemarisite]

Well, you know, not like the Marines can just wade several miles to shore from the landing ships at Saipan.

[@clothar23]

Personally I always found it odd the Yanks could build like a couple hundred Fletcher class destroyers yet couldn't muster up a few dozen landing craft.

[@Jackson-bb9kc]

@@clothar23 Weren't the Higgins boats manufactured in New Orleans?

[@EvilLordBane]

@@clothar23 The US produced over 20000 landing craft of three major types during the Second World war (though one of which was a prototype).

[@jannisjussios5396]

This seems like yet another promising production of the squire studios™ Cant wait to see what stuff y’all did this time!

[@SquireComedy]

Hope you enjoyed it chap. Left this comment deliberately for 14 hours, to ensure you had adequate time to watch it almost twice.

[@interceptor7905]

@@SquireComedy Lol

[@luke5442]

He knows too much…

[@youtubeshypocrisy]

@@SquireComedy I can hear your British accent as I read your comment lol

[@benjaminlongo5713]

Saving private Hans

[@Iron-Bridge]

Love how it starts with the German infantryman Reinhardt using his non range MP40 like a long range rifle 🤣🤣

[@clothar23]

Throw enough shit at the wall some of its going to stick. And besides it's not like you needed a sniper rifle to hit someone on a beach that had three successive waves of men hit it. Hell the only reason we took the beach head was we over saturated their defenses.

[@sav6732]

it doesn't really matter, a bullet from that range will still kill you, it isn't call of duty or some shit

[@joshpatrick8809]

And that he never has to reload!

[@Iron-Bridge]

@@joshpatrick8809 🤣Yup

[@innocentbystander3317]

That's German efficiency for you! Just one more reason why America was so jealous of the reich... 🙃

[@Masada1911]

6:40 quite the extensive cast you’ve assembled there Squire

[@Bathi_wt]

there are only 3 real people

[@captaincomrade3975]

@@Bathi_wt r/woosh

[@titan4110]

@@Bathi_wt r/ wooosh

[@SquireComedy]

There we seven of us in total for this one!

[@Sockan256]

@@SquireComedy I bet production costs were through the roof on this one!

[@jurassicdano3695]

More skits like this, I need them. We gotta get if 1917 was a German film.

[@stevejauncey3086]

Hitler and friend as the two leads.

[@jurassicdano3695]

@@stevejauncey3086 yes

[@theuberhunter9698]

You mean "All Quiet on the Western Front"?

[@invincible3246]

​@@theuberhunter9698 No, 1917 a ww1 movie that was impressively shot in like, 2 shots. Its pretty good

[@theuberhunter9698]

@@invincible3246 he asked if 1917 was shown from the german perspective. All Quiet was a German perspective ww1 film.

[@ahmadmustaqim7091]

"nooo.. Private James Francis Ryan from Iowa" that got me 🤣

[@TheDragonGamerTV]

I'm from Iowa! Why do we always die first?

[@MarissaRebney]

@@TheDragonGamerTV Because Iowa.

[@Sapphiregamer8605]

The bullet also got James.

[@unbearifiedbear1885]

_"In fact, I'd wager this entire thing is a British plan"_ lol very clever 😂

[@mikhailiagacesa3406]

Yeeesssssss...

[@TheStig_TG]

I didn't get it

[@unbearifiedbear1885]

@@TheStig_TG its a tongue in cheek reference to Americans being the solitary hero's of every American WW2 film

[@matthewjones39]

@@unbearifiedbear1885 Well, they did do a lot.

[@lupohutchington269]

USA was regarded as cowardly and not really efficient. So they tought the british must have planned everything and just gotten help from the USA

[@takakocaesar579]

The british accents make these skits 1000 times funnier. Same energy as Death Of Stalin

[@SquireComedy]

'Time for a cowboy movie, who's in my posse?'

[@Ben-M112]

As an American from Kansas I can confirm that we tote 6 shooters around openly and only greet people with a yee haw

[@AC-hj9tv]

Lmfao ikr

[@AC-hj9tv]

@@Ben-M112 playful gunshots in their direction

[@innocentbystander3317]

@@Ben-M112 Yee haw! As a farmer in Canada, we share many good qualities. Stay strapped and keep the powder dry, neighbor!

[@arnautandrei5786]

The only thing wrong in this video is that the private has the mp-40, only the higher ranks were equipped with that, but anyways the quality of their videos amazes me everytime. Good job!

[@Bass_attack7755]

Not from what I've seen

[@davidbasara1265]

😆😆this was a comedy, you can't really expect historical accuracy but I don't think German officers wore their dress uniforms in combat or spoke with a British accent.

[@liampett1313]

Often sappers had em to. Likely he picked one up from an injured or killed sapper.

[@mrsteffen4692]

🤓

[@300zxsailor]

I mean she was also playing on her phone so I think we're doing pretty good on that one.😂😂

[@StickTheGlue]

I love all the production value of the uniforms, weapons and locations and the binoculars are still gaffer taped tubes with shoe laces... never change 😂

[@SquireComedy]

Hey, binoculars are expensive! Ours were free.

[@AliceKessler-f3j]

I still find it funny the guy that died at (8:20) was an armored division, but the machine guner was 101 airborne😅

[@MRREE-zw6xc]

Hahahah "No track! Get down!" Deuce rolls up has the dukes of hazzard horn!! 🤣 damn gold!

[@Hussain_144]

Just to let you know you always make the adverts entertaining to watch and most of us never skip it keep up the good work!

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks mate, really appreciate that!

[@trevorcarlin5566]

That was absolutely hilarious and I laughed like a little kid the entire time. Brilliant writing!

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks, Trevor!

[@jakubhejna6301]

Fun fact: I can half-identify with the surrendering guys saying "I'm Czech, I didn't kill anyone". I too am Czech.

[@sirshotty7689]

So, you’re a Czech who did kill someone?

[@Ignonym]

I think that dialogue is taken directly from the original film, where a similar thing happens.

[@inisipisTV]

Liar! I know for a fact they said "Look. I washed for supper!"

[@nothere1734]

Hol' up

[@Iron-Bridge]

We're going to have to check if you're Czech. Check?

[@tecbits2427]

The sound quality in the Star Trek ad constantly changing was a nice touch :)

[@SquireComedy]

And 100% deliberate, I assure you!

[@derkaltefisch]

you have proper trenches now, awesome! and thanks for honoring my late dad whos name was reinhard(his dads name was fritz, no joke), greetings from germany. i keep supporting this epic shit ^^

[@aidanmcgowan6173]

Little Dieter need to fly.. some of us know the real story lad. He had a fukn reason lad. After the first war who was starvin and who was thrivin.. you brits should know that american vets are here training me fukn 'RA. We practice on dealers. Knee caps get ya far better results. Better than the water boarding shite..

[@defsheppard6073]

Fancy a go at another worldwide conflict?

[@cmacdhon]

Brilliant. The actors are perfect in their roles. The most enjoyable 48 minutes (I watched it 3 times) I have spent in ages. Too good to just be on KZbin.

[@Jack1995able]

I love these new visual effects, almost makes Squire look taller than Bill

[@SquireComedy]

Whaaaaat? I'm completely not developing a complex.

[@ducomaritiem7160]

Bill is more handsome too...

[@mikhailiagacesa3406]

GO BOOTLESS!

[@chrisoffersen]

“I’m calling in air support!” Against two combatants lol That’s as American as the Dixie horn

[@lukedaduke3533]

The same characters being in the same frame is the most underplayed joke squire does and it always makes me laugh

[@360rocketz]

by far one of the funniest things when you see a whole group of men that look the same, but are all doing different things

[@PointyHairedJedi]

I want a whole Squire Trek episode now...

[@SquireComedy]

Nobody needs that, haha!

[@Mrelephanteatingman]

Always impressed by the consistent and regular uploads for some high quality content

[@SquireComedy]

Regular? Haha, we'll take it! :)

[@facelesscat7991]

It's incredible how the Germans can speak good english and have British accent amazing discovery very accurate history 👍👍👍👍👍

[@facelesscat7991]

@@gracchus7782 ah

[@gamerdrache6076]

@@gracchus7782 yes we learn british english

[@LobertERee]

Sure, German can be a tad non-rhotic like that.

[@VincentSaan]

@@gracchus7782 but they dont really sound tbe part right? Gernam accent stays forever. Have this aunt from berlin, after 30 years in Holland still a damn jerry

[@Rand0mGypsy]

And being great Manchester city's goalkeepers!

[@HerrWayne45]

when the truck came out honking dixie I audibly laughed.

[@SquireComedy]

Aha! Then we've succeeded!

[@hoosierpatriot2280]

Well done! I love it that you have more people in your cast now.

[@911Salvage]

I love how the left shoulder mark fixed itself from 0:25 to 0:26.

[@frostspirit1096]

Its an shoulder board

[@comradesam975]

8:50 the part where he thew his hat at the soldiers got me 🤣

[@Caysari]

u can someone "laughing" if u listen closely

[@SquireComedy]

@@Caysari We were all laughing, to be honest.

[@Caysari]

@@SquireComedy omg squire

[@sappert1952]

This is brilliant! I didn’t realize I was watching a commercial at until I was halfway threw the commercial. Well done brother.

[@thejp8152]

"look at the state of the beach. it looks like a gaint spaghetti bolognese!" -Squire, 1944.

[@jordansorenson698]

Excellent skit. I honestly couldn't tell the difference between your add spot and real life Star Trek. You certainly have upped your production quality!

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks, Jordan.

[@piotrczuchowski1080]

Sergeant that fought in Africa, France and on the Eastern Front Officer that got promoted only because he was the one still living Yup, German war tropes!

[@soldierorsomething]

Well hey, the same thing happened to Hans-Ulrich Rudel :D

[@AC-hj9tv]

This is god tier brilliant

[@TheGeorgiaRover]

Brilliant! You guys have to take on “Full Metal Jacket.” Would love to see what you come up with on that one.

[@SquireComedy]

*Half Iron Raincoat*

[@SeanTheSarcastic]

Actually, the now very experienced British army did fight in Vietnam right after WWII before French forces were ready to reoccupy Indochina. If they hadn't been pulled out by their political masters, they seemed well on their way to defeating the fledgling communist uprising as they hadn't had years of inexperienced French troops to practice against yet.

[@TheGeorgiaRover]

@@SquireComedy 🤣🤣🤣

[@ducomaritiem7160]

Well, this one was a pleasant surprise to watch! Thanks Squire!

[@TheOperationsRoom]

I also have a trench in my garden

[@kingmuddy5898]

Yoooo

[@vincentking9980]

🤔 My personal preference is a Steel reenforced concrete pillbox.. constant temperature all year round (ideal for home brew Beer) not to mention that Wood Borers, Termites etcetera don't seem to be a problem. Also fire insurance is almost free😂

[@innocentbystander3317]

@@vincentking9980 Agreed, but Mr Molotov and his bigger cousin Flammenwerfer has been the bane of my pill-box's existence...

[@XaviRonaldo0]

I know it was a status thing to have distinctive officer uniforms but it was so smart of the yanks having commissioned officers almost indistinguishable from enlisted men to the enemy. Just about every other country has distinct uniforms for officers and they stood out like speed thumbs.

[@Ashfielder]

I’d like to see The Eagle Has Landed from the perspective of a different nation. Some peculiarly German-sounding Englishmen parachuting into Germany to kidnap Hitler or something like that.

[@Ashfielder]

@Yata Vanima a fan of Hugo Boss are you?

[@aleferreira1766]

Thats a good one

[@StickTheGlue]

One of the Alpine troops stationed there for trains and then suddenly 2 random officers and their men with strange accents all turn up at the same time

[@Fredwoode]

I think the best part of this is that there is a deuce and a half in the vid yet Captain Mueller's binocs are two rolls of paper taped together.

[@alexmiguelsanchez2801]

These days are just getting better and better, props to the lad.

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks Alex! :)

[@jonernuts]

Gotta love every single reference they threw in there

[@owenmills3517]

This could be one of my favourite sketches yet! Fantastic work squire

[@SquireComedy]

Awesome! Cheers dude!

[@northerneastern]

8:22 hilarious and genious when the sniper hit him he has another helmet with a little thingy coming out the other side

[@Subspacer15]

I like how the third part of the video is just labeled "End of advert for Star Trek"

[@SquireComedy]

Yeah...I'll change that now.

[@112mirai]

Wow, actual props! Gone are the days of cardboard guns.

[@SquireComedy]

Not quite - Still rocking the binbag binoculars.

[@kaltaron1284]

Squire being a great and reliable leader as always.

[@zanzibarzamfir276]

Can't get enough, love the production quality!

[@Old299dfk]

Two weeks ago I got really really high and started getting paranoid... So I went into the hole and watched saving private Ryan. I'm not gonna lie, I've not been the same since... I feel like I was actually there, and it's changed my view on life.

[@SquireComedy]

Hahahahaha.

[@HystericalHuntress]

I love that these guys have access to realistic props and uniforms but are still using cardboard tubes with tape over them as binoculars.

[@SquireComedy]

Gotta stick by your principles.

[@bondrewdthelordofdawn3744]

Budget limitations

[@wbertie2604]

The advert's fight scene is more convincing than any I remember seeing in Blake's 7.

[@edmundthespiffing2920]

It's maybe the only time I have returned to a video to watch the advert. GOOD JOB, YOU GUYS!

[@itz_survivalist]

This was a very enjoyable and entertaining video thank you guys so much for making my morning!!! Great work!

[@SquireComedy]

Our pleasure mate, thanks for watching!

[@cobhc1986]

I’ve got to say, the Dukes of Hazzard style Dixie horn on the American truck is just priceless

[@Dromaeosaurs]

8:51 Even when outgunned and outnumbered, he fought anyway, what a hero

[@sirfunkalot1291]

when you actually stay for an ad, jesus, you guys are geniuses

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks sir, means a lot.

[@fredo0084]

The name "change" of the soldiers it's spot on as always, still kinda miss Pvt bryan

[@SquireComedy]

I miss Henderson.

[@fredo0084]

@@SquireComedy Rip, did they managed to bury what was left of him in Malta??

[@SquireComedy]

@@fredo0084 Only took 5 minutes with a mop. His cousin on the other hand, who attacked the Tiger at the end of our German Fury video, was a right mess.

[@fredo0084]

@@SquireComedy That makes sense , speaking of that video I almost died when Spitfire took the "shot" your comedy is amazing man , cheers from Mexico

[@someone8007]

Private Reinhardt singing I say can u see was a reference to the movie, when that one guy befriended the german

[@electrosindustries5299]

Private Reinhard's paintball comment gave me such strong Baldrick vibes!

[@MisterFoxton]

14:55 Seemed like a perfect opportunity for a Kelly's Heroes reference. "It's still up! *boom* ...no it ain't."

[@The.Smiggle]

Please do some more Star Trek spoof stuff - the ad was hilarious

[@SquireComedy]

Hahaa! We'll certainly try.

[@MythicalCS]

@@SquireComedylove the accent during those adds.

[@TheEarl777]

Thankyou very much. I really needed a good laugh. And now I’ve started the binge of your channel your providing them en masse Cheers Squire

[@pigmanobvious]

Actually a large percentage of Wehrmacht troops defending the beaches were “Osters”. Russian, Polish, Czech and so on.

[@GAndreC]

Not many were taken prisoner so let’s forget about that one aspect or things might not look prim and proper

[@pigmanobvious]

@@GAndreC I’m at work and watching this in bit and pieces. Just got to the air support part. Squire is a fricking genius! Comedy gold!

[@SquireComedy]

@@pigmanobvious Very glad to hear it mate, thanks for watching!

[@kemarisite]

@@GAndreC among those ostroopen who were taken prisoners were a couple of ethnic Koreans. Conscripted by the Japanese, captured by and volunteered for the Russians, captured by and volunteered for the Germans, captured by the Americans. Probably sent back to Korea and fought in the 1950-53 war too, but who knows.

[@condedooku9750]

@@kemarisite In reality, that guy stayed in the United States for the rest of his life and ended up dying there decades later, never returning to Korea.

[@nbrado]

ok that star trek advert just earned you a subscription! F'KING hilarious. :) all of it not just the advert. but that fight sequence had me in fits.

[@SquireComedy]

Hahah, cheers mate!

[@GR46404]

Squire shatners so well! Also, as Spock, he bears a startling resemblance to Rowan Atkinson.

[@MrDrewHunter]

This is hilarious! Really enjoy your comedy!

[@SquireComedy]

Thanks mate, appreciate that.

[@eduarddodu1973]

Hello Squire, lovely video loved it. I've been looking back at the everything wrong with German vehicles series. As a suggestion you could do that with German ships, or talk about British ones are infinitely better in Warthunder naval forces.

[@Ocastia]

But that would require to not only play war thunder, but war thunder naval forces. + The Hood isn't out yet.

[@terrencehill4716]

@@Ocastia I could have sworn it was just as a premium ship

[@Ocastia]

@@terrencehill4716 nope comes to the British TT with the next update. And like everything British lately it has "Adequate" armor. At least according to the dovbleg

[@isaacribeiro1317]

The horn on the half track killed me

[@PotatoLover66]

Once again. A spiffing production. Simply wunderbar.

[@dovlacro6382]

Giant spaghetti Bolognese beach - very visual description of carnage level

[@Alopex1]

Absolutely brilliant, laughed my head off :D But you really should start adding cast credits at the end of your videos, given the number of people you're now involving :)

[@Doug.Dimmadome]

The part about the Tigers at the end got me xD "Yup, Disabled. *mouth sound.*" "It's OK Sir, the rest of the Panzer Division made the bridge." "The other Tiger? Ooeh nice."

[@nonamesplease6288]

I thought it was only the Roman's who had British accents in the movies. Apparently the Germans had them, too.

[@LadyFairChildVideo]

Russians too. "enema at the gates" movie.

[@AC-hj9tv]

And cholos

[@Vsevolod2002]

As a veteran Hell let loose player I gotta appreciate you putting the gun sounds in your video, btw where did you find it?

[@hydranmenace]

Well, I do miss the genius of print-at-home fully 3d cardboard weaponry but I'll admit the production quality of this is still... acceptable. I suppose. The end of the advert was my favorite part. Ah, a quick edit. You stuck with the same brilliance in your optics. Good man.

[@SquireComedy]

Gotta stick to your principles!

[@Lillemala]

7:50 I lost it when that horn started playing

[@kiefershanks4172]

This gives me Monty Python vibes. So good.

[@douglasstrother6584]

... and Black Adder.

[@taternater7495]

8:50 i nearly died at the hat throwing bit 😂 love that reference

[@tizanikandothers]

Soo squire is rich enough to: Buy an authentic ww2. Truck Buyng actual ww2 uniforms Buyng actual ww2 guns (i can't say if they are real or recreations) Wow I mean dam man your videos are awesome keep up the good work

[@frederickvondinkerberg7721]

Half track? It was a truck which is why he called it a "No-Track"

[@tizanikandothers]

@@frederickvondinkerberg7721 oh sorry I wrote the wrong name that thofn is a truck 😫😫😫😫sorry I'm gonna correct

[@Moniks13807]

German officer with heavy British accent is one of the scariest thing existed

[@OminousKittens]

This is exactly how German films are, how many did you watch too make this :P Great work, always gives me a laugh!!

[@aragorn1780]

They're only missing the sex/nudity scene that does not relate to the plot nor drive it forward in any conceivable way xD

[@OminousKittens]

@@aragorn1780 Yeah, every German movie summed up. Good job :P

[@TK-ky5kh]

I wasn't ready for how good this was. I love that German Upham has a typewriter and that the German captain immediately tells everyone he's a teacher.

[@Mister_Clean]

This has major Monty Python/Death of Stalin vibes. Incredible.

[@FujiwaraNoMokouUvU]

Splendid job! There Chap I hope there will be more videos from you :)

[@escapeartist323]

That is some smashing kit for a comedy sketch.

[@frankmarshall8029]

Spiffing production there! Like has been sent via carrier pidgeon, however the whiff of baldrick may have altered its course...

[@ericmyrs]

You know, that ad was so good I watched almost all of it before realizing it was, in fact an advertisement.

[@kestrels-in-the-sky]

Honestly the production quality had become very good

[@dondon332]

The Dixie horn on the "no-track" made my day.

[@effdiffeyeno171]

I even loved the advert! They're not paying you enough. 👍❤️ Edit: The last line as he walked away could have been "I'm off to Argentina!"

[@SquireComedy]

True!