IF STAR WARS HAD FACEBOOK 2

[@GodzillaHolocaust]

1:13 Obi-Wan roasting the shit outta Vader much harder than he already did at Mustafar

[@xshullaw]

Highly underratted comment!

[@issackaiser]

Literaly has me in tears. Obi Wan is truly the Master Troll 🤣

[@legoanakin730]

:(

[@kriegsmarinebismarck7122]

I have my ways...

[@happytiger4645]

😂

[@davincent98]

i love how they censored out the swear words even though it was in noise form

[@davincent98]

Nintendo freak lousy autocorrect

[@AbrilJuegaa]

R2-D2 and C-3PO arguing is the best! 😂😂

[@CaffeineDeprivation]

My favorite part of this video :'DD

[@AbrilJuegaa]

DJ Ninja 😄😂

[@Bluesonofman]

PhaeTv what if R2 is actually a girl? That would make so much sense. (For all of you who will no doubtably call me a homophobe for this keep in mind episode 4 came out in the late 70s. From what I know and I could be wrong but gay people where not a major issue during that time.)

[@isaiasovelar4434]

Anthony Daniels who played C-3PO is gay

[@TheApexPlayer]

PhaeTv When they were making fun of Vader he should have just showed them his scene in rogue 1 if you've seen rogue 1 you'll know what I'm talking about

[@spidermanfanboy7714]

"damn it jar jar! I thought this was a DM!!!" gets me every 😂😂

[@fristnamelastname5549]

spiderman fanboy xD

[@missmorgan5413]

*(/^&)(@*^#(*????!!!!!!!!!

[@MikayaAkyo]

i just want to point out that it's actually not public. Jar Jar's Post shows the icon for a Post only made available to friends... Still doesn't make it any better, but it sure as hell wasn't entirely public.

[@abidavis2389]

Kylo trying to hit on Rey is the funniest thing

[@katyboebaty9193]

Abi Davis Wait until Rey finds out they are not related at all. I imagine she would block Kylo but he keeps hacking her Facebook and tells her “ I found out we are not related Rey. You what that mean.”

[@blackveilkade]

KatyBoe Baty I know this is a year old bout Rey is a fucking Palpatine

[@rubberducky4074]

Well boy do I have news for you!

[@burhanuddinaziz]

Wait she does kiss him

[@adamhogan5442]

@@blackveilkade ye ikr that was predictable

[@kelseymae8685]

I was legit waiting for Qui-Gon to comment on the conversation between Jar Jar and Snoke with, 'WTF did I do to the galaxy by letting him live?!' or something like that.

[@tsunamifoxy]

Now that'd be epic!

[@ayanna6327]

Poor R2... This was hilarious. I can actually totally see Kylo Ren acting like a thirsty 16 year old.

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

Life Day? Please, true Dark Lords celebrate Sithmas.

[@manjittoor9208]

Keva the Half-Kestora You know another holiday better than Life Day? THE FORCE OF JULY!!! (Not affiliated with May the 4th.)

[@darthportus]

Unhappy and Hateful Sithmass to you :D

[@thepinkwither138]

Keva the Half-Kestora Shitmas.

[@bigg4412]

Keva the Half-Kestora all Darth Vader wants for Sithmas, is luuuuuuke

[@nom4481]

We wish you a merry Sithmas

[@milky4367]

"You know I've always had a thing for curvy droids!" That was just perfect.

[@TheApexPlayer]

When Obi Wan showed the video of Anakin saying he hates sand Vader should have just shown the video of his scene in rogue 1

[@Fuzzytiger-el4ep]

TheApexPlayer but then that ruins the first star wars movie in which liea says the ship was on a diplomatic mission so yeah :/

[@gengarzilla1685]

She was clearly bullshitting him anyway, it so obviously wasn't a diplomatic mission.

[@Deathmare235]

Or killing the separatists leaders

[@bennyholt_official]

Damn That Was Harder Than Anakin’s PTSD Of High Grounds LOL

[@adamsmith4852]

Coruscant News Network? Abbreviation? CNN

[@plussum3255]

Adam Smith mind blown

[@Werewolf_Korra]

Adam Smith not nearly as bad as Womprat News, with their Womprat & Friends and their Darth Vanity and their Krill O'Vilely.

[@achairstudios8730]

I have a feeling that this argument with Finn and Chewy has a bit of truth to the real Christmas

[@ye7170]

Adam Smith lol

[@davidpark8845]

Adam Smith DUN DUN DUUUUUN

[@christianoh98]

"Coruscant News Network".....lol CNN.

[@captainahvong2247]

Imperial Centre News Network. ICNN Sounds better if you don't want to be killed by the Emperor.

[@captainahvong2247]

I would of thought Palpatine would of preferred ICNN since he did change Coruscant to Imperial Centre shortly after his ascension. And where's your evidence, if you don't mind me asking?

[@15oClock]

Coruscanti is the term for one who is from Coruscant.

[@happyorcas88]

christianoh98 YASSSS!

[@birdtooth3261]

christianoh98 omg i just noticed that

[@captainplague4921]

I love that the warp zone isn't to the left or to the right they have jokes for both sides

[@amina-mst3kfangurl243]

I like that too! :) It's refreshing!

[@SheosMan117]

I now want to know how to swear in both wookie and droid binary.

[@nom4481]

Yeh me too

[@GH0-ST]

I'm supposed to be watching this video, but this one ad keeps kicking my ass

[@MisterBlindt]

is it the legend27?

[@GH0-ST]

Catdog10Films yeah, the legend27.

[@lewissmith6050]

Mr Moustache who's thelegend27?

[@teleportingoojem8268]

Its been told the legend 27 was the first game of war player

[@jishdafish3315]

I heard they can through a boulder father than a catapult

[@andrewabbey3669]

2:20 Good news Rey, there's no blood relations. You good to go!

[@shiftiervoid288]

Andrew Abbey that might not be true, what if kylo was lying

[@andrewabbey3669]

even Rey said her parents were a couple of nobodies.

[@taylorodell7444]

Bull Thomas I don’t think he would lie, especially since he wanted her on his side.

[@idk4529]

Nah it's all good lol.

[@rourouxiao0724]

@@shiftiervoid288 It is true, you just need to check.

[@Drei242]

"I can hold it. No I'm all- ARGHHH!" I could not stop laughing holy shit.

[@ethanp1348]

I really want Jar-Jar to actually come back as a Sith. I'm not the only one, right?

[@danielthompson8729]

Ethan P That or at the very least include him in ways that tease the theory.

[@darkdecade7102]

Ethan P yes and you should be

[@thenumber1JT]

Ethan P hell 👍

[@patryk4638]

Here Ya Go. kzbin.info/www/bejne/p53Zoo2ErM2lg5Y

[@HAA400]

I want jar jar to be dead

[@friday6448]

the line "I rebel" isn't even in the final movie.

[@friday6448]

Cheesycurve 54 I was just pointing out that the line isn't in the actual, official, finished, full-length film, so I don't know why people keep bringing up that shitty line.

[@friday6448]

Cheesycurve 54 the video was made an hour ago, and the movie was released a day ago, so no it wasn't.

[@friday6448]

Cheesycurve 54​ okay fine. But I'm just pointing out that the line isn't in the film, don't get snappy at me.

[@KhanGarth]

you do realize like a lot of youtubers, they finish their videos well in advance of when they upload/make them public, right?

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

Cuz it was a stupid line, and the fact that the filmmakers ever even thought it was cool or badass to begin with is sin enough. It's about as bad as thinking that a typical dad joke would make for a good finishing line.

[@joeyjerry1586]

2:50 Technically Qui-Gon did. If he didn’t save Jar Jar, none of that would’ve happened.

[@emc246]

1:15 imagine Kylo in that conversation," Is that Grandma? What happened to her anyway?" Then Vader," oh, about that. You see, I kind of, killed her"

[@nionashborn7626]

“And you wonder why I dress in black and blow up planets.” That KILLED me.

[@Otter-gq3fw]

0:58 just our favorite space troll doing his thing, like he always does :) He didn’t disappoint this time or ever.

[@multiverse_media2023]

Now this is Podracing! Yippee! I don’t like sand. It’s coarse, rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

[@menace6734]

0:06 Lets all take a moment for Glenn. One of the best Walking Dead characters.. Didn't know Vader was a twd fan tho. Actually a chill person.

[@ShellymanStudios]

Spoiler Alert: Chewbacca is banned from Facebook for 5 hours.

[@theanomaly2587]

4:41Jyn Erso is literally Star wars' version of Alexandria Occasio-Cortez.

[@Kyle1227]

Just another Gaster Blaster is that a bad thing

[@theanomaly2587]

@@Kyle1227 yes, because AOC is a fucking moron

[@Dan89201]

Why does it say Glenn was alive 2010-2016 Glenn was not 6 years old when he died

[@dokuujin1851]

DEADPOOL Because it was directly taking about the show, not the character. He didn't exsist before that.

[@Sc0rpJoe]

Because Walking Dead first aired in 2010, which was the "birth" of the character in live television.

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

So much for trying to be the fourth-wall-breaking merc-with-a-mouth.

[@scottboa2738]

That explains why Ben Solo turned to the Dark Side (2:32) FAMILY TREE DOES NOT FORK.

[@KHShadowGamer45]

XD for some reason I died laughing when you censored R2-D2 and Chewbacca

[@dazzlemanuel1954]

reylo is mentioned here...moi lifes complete

[@emilythebooktuber2731]

I'm supposed to be playing game of war but this one player keeps kicking my ass

[@thecraigadile1494]

Emily The Book Tuber Is it the Legend27

[@joeleddy677]

Yeah thelegend27

[@Jake_Tucker]

Must have been me.

[@sackospuds6360]

Who's the legend 27?

[@joeleddy677]

Some say that they're the first game of war player ever

[@edslushie570]

This'll probably become very quickly dated (what with its Trump jokes, StarBucks red cup jokes, and not knowing wether Rey and Kylo Ren are related), but it's really funny nonetheless.

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

Soon, everything will be dated, no matter how hard we try to avoid it. Pointing it out won't solve it, and it won't make it go any slower or faster. So, my question is, why do you point out what everyone's already aware of?

[@RialVestro]

Not everything is dated. When someone says something is dated what they really mean is that the reference made were specific to the time period when the video was made. If you don't make any current references then it's timeless. Just as an example, a movie where the President of the United States is an actual real life President is dated. Transformers (2007) makes reference to the real life president at the time George W. Bush. A movie where the President of the United States is a fictional character who was entirely made up for that movie is timeless. The Marvel Cinematic Universe, it seems like within that fictional universe their president of the U.S. is a fictional character... They've never made any references to modern real life events like that and as long as they continue to avoid making references to real world things the MCU can be timeless. A lot of people mistake timeless as meaning good but actually many timeless movies are terrible. They're only timeless because they don't make any references to the time period when the movie was made. People of any generation can watch and enjoy a movie, even an arguably bad movie, when they don't need to live in that time period to understand outdated references to things that were popular during that time. Another example is movies with original scores will last longer than movies with inserted current songs of what ever is popular at the time they were made. Alvin and the Chipmunks, the original cartoon versions were timeless because they actually sang original music. The live action movies are going to be dated pretty fast because they only sing cover songs of current popular music. They're pretty much dated a year after they're released because the popularity of the songs is specific to one time period. Popular songs don't really stay popular for very long. Something else always pops up to replace it. So pop music automatically = dated.

[@karlderkase479]

I bet you are fun at partys.

[@nicktrains2234]

Keva the Half-Kestora the Odyssey and the Iliad are not dated, and they are thousands of years old. The brothers Grimm fairy tales are just as timeless now as when they were created. Not everything becomes dated

[@davidparkes7741]

Trump jokes are still funny, they help to distract from his becoming a modern day Hitler.

[@_zoom606]

0:48 THURSDAY BACK THROW 😭😭😭😭

[@MadHatterGrellAJ]

I love the love triangle one between R2, C3PO and BB8.

[@AnimeKat8849]

Kylo: And people wonder why I dress in black and blow up planets! Mood

[@aaronb.1094]

1:20 - "Just a little higher! Just a little higher," "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?," "Get this walking carpet out of my way," "I have it. And my sister has it. "

[@aaronb.1094]

1:20 - "I never knew I had it in me."

[@thederptroope7067]

Porkins got it too hard.

[@alf6169]

Who knew Star Wars loved The Walking Dead! This day just keeps getting better and better 😂😂

[@yourlocaljojotrash6581]

I like the kylo ren-rey part because i ship them 😊😊

[@plaxondry9597]

Just another Steven Universe fan i ship them to

[@speedfan05]

...

[@veronika4870]

me too I'm reylo fan :)

[@Funstun-yk7oo]

i liked for the jojo not the reylo

[@George_Bulkin]

Next time call it Reylo Ken.

[@Palpynator]

0:39 all padawans had side braids to identify the fact that they're Padawans, I'll give examples; Obi-wan, Anakin, Ahsoka, Pretty much every Padawan in Star Wars ☺

[@bradonsmith560]

#Thursdaybackthrow 😂😂😂

[@Avgeek-bj4xh]

I died at the "ruin sex in six words" and Porkins' response 🤣

[@lunalovegood2337]

YES ANOTHER PERSON WHO SHIPS KYLO AND REY!!!!

[@dazzlemanuel1954]

yeahhh

[@atlaswyatt4031]

Jodia's BFF here, I AM THE BIGGEST FAN EVER OF STAR WARS,AND I LOVE,LOVE,LOVE,LOVE THIS!!!

[@maizygiles9951]

Kylo Ren is Darth Vader obsessed in a whole new level 😂

[@dokuujin1851]

This is literally the best thing I have ever seen. It needs more views. subscribed.

[@themilkman5004]

Is it weird that I got that one cereal ad about Star Wars right before this

[@mourningzombie9770]

John Chung I did too and im just thinking "this guy bought the same box of cereal 3 times"

[@000xyz]

galen made such a sick burn, he must have been on the highground of mustafar

[@baronvonpiano7625]

Warp Zone thanks for not spoiling Rogue One

[@hellothere_1257]

Indeed. Please put a damn spoiler alert in the description. Nothing on this suggested that there would be a big fucking spoiler in the first few seconds.

[@dracos0024]

Hellothere_1 First few seconds?.......Please tell me you didn't think the Walking Dead segment was a Rogue One spoiler.....

[@hellothere_1257]

Hydreigon002 I did lol. To be fair I do not watch Walking Dead and immanently shut the video when I thought there was a spoiler. Thanks god. Nevermind.

[@dracos0024]

Hellothere _1 I don't watch the Walking Dead either but I knew that that's what they were talking about. XD To be fair, though-It's not exactly a flattering quality to be assumptious (assumptive? Whatevs). I mean, I can understand where you're coming from, and I'm not trying to lecture you, but it does create misunderstanding like this. Again, not trying to lecture you. You do you.

[@hellothere_1257]

Hydreigon002 Well I hardly wanted to pause the video and google that character since the name didn't ring any bells and I thought he might a Rouge One character. Then I saw other people complaining about spoilers and jumped to the obvious conclusion. I am sorry for that. Are there any other potential spoilers in the video or did the OP fall into the same trap as I did?

[@r927-f2f]

Wow i laughed so hard when bb8 showed up at the conversation between R2d2 and c3po!! ;D

[@Tubeman244]

Daaamn! Jyn's dad burned her not once but twice!

[@chickanoobgat5152]

"I need help with this giant hairy thing!" omg I died at that one!!

[@greghannibal]

"Maybe you should have voted instead" Ha!

[@97cheeselover]

This has got to be the funniest "If ____ had ____" yet! I lol'd so many times I lost count.

[@kirstenpioquinto7867]

Throwback Thursday one is tooooooo funny

[@rourouxiao0724]

2:20: You aren't going to be related, you're good to go!

[@liswatching3241]

Rourou Xiao palpatine created Anakin too tough

[@benmor-lm8cc]

1:19-1:32 just so funny can't stop laughing

[@hotc20]

0:39 Don't think they are aware he had that side braid there because he was a Jedi apprentice at the time. So by Jedi Customs, he had to have the side braid....

[@aperson9202]

Rumor is that if you get here early,the warp zone *won't reply* Show less

[@speedfan05]

You are not tricking me here, OK?

[@AnakinSkyobiliviator]

As a Star Wars nerd, I must proclaim that the Galactic Senate was NOT disbanded when Galactic Empire came into power in Episode 3, but rather when Leia was proven to be a Rebel spy in Episode 4.

[@santimagine]

Snoke's accent here is very much like palpatine. Nailed the foreshadowing.

[@nicolasylb9474]

"You don't know shit about the language of love" got me rolling haha

[@Ashley-of6ro]

Those Walking Dead spoilers though

[@brandonhawkins1288]

4:05 What did R2-D2 mean when he said he was "literally comatose for 15 years"? If we're talking in-universe, RotJ happened 32 years before TFA, but if we're talking chronologically, RotS came out in 2005, while TFA came out in 2015, and that's only 10 years...

[@ajet0452]

R2D2 at 4:26 😄😄😄😄😄😄

[@simondesnoyers6729]

4:24 When R2-D2 is mad 😂

[@sergiokunaguero8103]

jar jar talking to smoke lol

[@jedi_cat_l4976]

I have watched these so much they arent cringy anymore

[@thehappyslimea598]

R 2 D 2 you need a hug *hugs*

[@thehappyslimea598]

also you are cuter

[@abigailstatkus5433]

When the only reason Rey won’t date Kylo Ren is that they may be related.

[@scottmiller7721]

I'm surprised that people remember the Christmas Special.

[@jamierischmiller5788]

Lol, did you see that ad at the beginning? Sale at the Maul. I like the rewording there.

[@ffjreviews9029]

Wait, R2 and 3PO are robosexuals

[@Wildicon19]

This was priceless! Keep up the great work!

[@ComradeDragon1957]

Damn,R2. They beeped out everything he said.

[@xangelofmusikx]

I think I replayed R2's scream like ten times. I died every time! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kingjonstarkgeryan8573]

Hero of Tython: Darth that line got you laid and allowed you to wife up that hot queen. So not that bad in the end.

[@levongevorgyan6789]

Darth Nox: In my day, the sith weren't some obscure cult. We were a society, an army, a government, Now we are a bunch of hipster goths.

[@kingjonstarkgeryan8573]

Levon Gevorgyan I miss the old Sith since their is nothing better than a good fight to get your heart pumping.

[@dawnthedragon2569]

This is so entertaining that im just binge watching every thing.

[@nikolagolic6949]

o cmon i came to see star wars and i get a walking dead spoilers

[@soljahru1310]

The shadowed social commentary in this, I love it.

[@Zir0_135]

+The Warp Zone u could of told me of spoilers because I haven't seen rouge one

[@TheWarpZone]

+Xblade gamer There's no Rogue One spoilers...

[@hollycastillo6598]

Xblade gamer well if you haven't seen it yet don't get attached to the characters

[@imosama02]

Holly Castillo now this is a spoiler

[@PKBitchGirl]

It's 'could have' not 'could of'

[@petertruyens5013]

there are that Glenn dies

[@BulletBillSoilder]

Jar jar, the only non sequel character to respond to kylo

[@erikcarlsson99]

A TWD spoiler in a Star Wars video? Come on!!

[@jjhbcgaming911]

Flaming Tiger and no one cares

[@jakelownds5648]

1:09 you should have added "He's a protecol droid to help Mom"

[@xxjab105xx3]

i like snoke and jar jar

[@pixel3912]

XxJAB105xX I'll sub 2 u if u sub 2 me

[@xxjab105xx3]

???????

[@Rey_Palpatine]

What the fuck would the ship name be, though? Joke? Not denying that they look fabulous togethr, but...

[@joshplays121]

Rey of Jakku the ship name would be joke

[@xxjab105xx3]

NAH ITS SNAR SNAR SNINKS

[@anthonymarshall6868]

3:39 Qui-Gon: WTF did I do to the galaxy just by letting him live?!

[@captainahvong2247]

YOU MEAN STARBOOK?

[@tyliebs1656]

more like spacebook

[@gehacktthahahahahha1320]

No or the video called if star wars had spacebook

[@gehacktthahahahahha1320]

Captain Ah Vong mean star book not space

[@limcheemeng1]

Captain Ah Vong I

[@ridsouto]

YOU MEAN PORGBOOK

[@ja5684]

Star Wars & The Warp Zone = Badass, as always. 😊👍🏻

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

Coruscant News Network? As in....CNN?!?!?

[@GamingWithCalvin1]

Jyn Erso: This is gonna be a rough holiday. Oh! One sec, gotta get killed real quick.

[@joec7217]

#ThrowbackThursday

[@thethirdsicily4802]

#Thursdaybackthrow

[@heyyo5057]

3:41 😂 C-3PO Cheat with BB-8 And 4:23 R2-D2 = Trigered !!!!

[@lawrence2610]

R.I.P Carrie Fisher aka Princess Leia 😭😭😭👑 1 like = 1 tribute 1 comments=1 memory

[@willa8805]

The 'ruin sex in eight words' completely killed me off aha !

[@creepermario6413]

Do what if cartoons had Instagram

[@natalie.1100]

*“And There sure as shit wouldn’t kill the fan favorites”* You sure about that Sheev?

[@Mad77max77]

did you just *SPOIL* a death from the last movie ?!? this movie is not even out here in Europe, yet !!! And I still hate the fact that Kylo Ren took off his helmet this early, instead of keeping it for 2 and a half movies !

[@theorangeslice9678]

Max Madmax Timestamp?

[@BKphanom]

Max Madmax glenn is from the walking dead...

[@Mad77max77]

BKphanom haha, cool ^^ (I stopped watching TWD after Season 2, because it was Sooooooo boring at that time u_u" and Season3 wasn't out yet)

[@lukeskywalker7220]

How to talk to short people Kneel down at them: wrong 0:51 : correct

[@theradroach]

" BB-8 THAT ROLY POLY MOTHER******?!" read more

[@humidhamster5321]

Nerdy Nessa fuck

[@twenty-twopilot8955]

Nerdy Nessa I fell for that so many times lel

[@zaracondemi6375]

Nerdy Nessa lol

[@amanagarwal1268]

Nerdy Nessa a

[@Gorgon9090]

Nerdy Nessa a

[@boredtofindaname9270]

Hayden Christensen's sand talk was soooo funny 😂😂😂😂