If Team Fortress 2 Was Updated by a Bot 2.0

[@DrOcsid]

Pinned comment for some info I wanted to provide and some FAQs. Also, for anyone asking: All music is listed in the credits. First off, I'm still running my TF2 server at tf2.pog.gay for those who want to join. Here's the steam group: steamcommunity.com/groups/DoctorOffice Additionally, I've set up a Discord server so people can more easily coordinate playing on the server, if they feel like it: discord.gg/DMQ5WVyFGr Now, the FAQ (except most of these arent actually frequently asked questions but rather just things i figure people might be curious about): Q: Why did you take so long to make this? A: Mostly just procrastination, mixed with having a full-time job and all that. I actually started on this back in 2022, just a matter of months after releasing the first one. There were just so many long stretches of time where I just did not work on the video because I'm not exactly great at motivating myself to work on my stuff. Fun fact, though, this still took me LESS time to finish than the first one, which I started in 2018 and took me three years until I released it in 2021. That also means the timing of releasing this, in regards to people's dissatisfaction with Valve in particular recent times, is pretty much just a coincidence. Q: Why switch to mostly SFM instead of GMod like most of the first one was made with? A: GMod has always been very frustrating to use for me. SFM just has so many quality of life features that make me vastly prefer using it over GMod for most purposes. SFM has its own problems but animating in GMod always feels like the whole animation's gonna fall apart any minute. (And animating dialogue with Stop Motion Helper was a pain.) Q: Will there be a 3.0? A: Maybe. Making this video was a huge undertaking (by far the most complicated, work-intensive video I have ever made) so I'm not currently exactly jumping at the opportunity to get right to making more, but I won't rule it out. Over the past two years I generated a LOT of patch notes, way more than I could ever hope to fit into this video, so I've got a lot more that would be fun to animate. Q: Can I use clips of this in my own videos/sprays/whatever other kind of content? A: Yep, under three conditions: First, you're not just reuploading the video in its entirety, two, you're not using it to promote hate speech or other nasty things, and three, you credit me whatever way you can. Q: I noticed a mistake! A: My bad. It wasn't until a while after upload that I noticed those. In any potential future installments I'll probably have to keep notes of rules instilled by patch notes rather than just relying on my own memory like I did for this one and the last one. Q: What's a small bit/joke/detail no one's mentioned you wanted to bring up? A: During the "Heavy Weapons Engineer" bit, Engineer is tied to an anchor to keep him from floating away due to gravity no longer affecting him. (This doesn't work as well as intended because Engineer is seen not floating away during the Money Shot sequence.) I also personally like the bit where the Narrator gets annoyed in the background at John Valve carelessly throwing his laptop around. Q: Was AI used for any aspect of this video other than the patch notes? A: Nope, the patch notes are generated with NovelAI due to the main point of the video being to laugh at how bad an AI's idea of a TF2 update would be, but AI is not involved in any other way. Q: There should be a server with these changes implemented! A: Funny idea in theory, but probably wouldn't work super well in practice. I've considered the idea (despite my lack of knowledge on making server plugins) and generated some potential "updates" to use for it, but am still skeptical. If anyone has any idea on how to make it an enjoyable experience, let me know. (Maybe a randomizer-type gamemode, where a random set of patch notes is implemented each round?)

[@NotActuallyMousey]

cool

[@SpinosaurusStudios_]

7:40 wait a second, why is the soldier blue? Why is the soldier not shooting the red engineer or sentry? Why is the sentry not shooting the enemy soldier? Why is the blue soldier asking for a dispenser? And why doesnt the red engineer attack in defense from an enemy?

[@STCTZenzas]

You did were the voice John Valve too?

[@DrOcsid]

@@STCTZenzas Yep.

[@NightRaven5568]

It's likely a good thing you used novel AI for laughs CHATGPT, Microsoft Copilot and even recently bard with it's new model will likely just generate a pretty standard update

[@newyorkedit0r]

Most OP weapons in the update: 3: The Money Shot 2: The Assman *1: Biscuits*

[@zizikim3174]

where cement block

[@RealWheezerTF2]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@zizikim3174All it does is make the Heavy slightly slower

[@donix2109]

Most OP weapons in the update: Every single one that has been added

[@Dark_hat_the_creator]

what about beggers bazooka cause it loads 6 rockets in the video

[@zizikim3174]

@@Dark_hat_the_creator ent_remove beggarsbazooka

[@T29Heavy]

5:13 The dedication to actually going to a supermarket and slap a piece of paper of how Heavy's Meatball Pizza is discontinued on a freezer.

[@GeneraliskYT]

I wonder if he got kicked out for that?

[@DrOcsid]

​@@GeneraliskYTFortunately I did not.

[@GeneraliskYT]

@@DrOcsid good :)

[@Kritzomega]

I loved that pizza :(

[@Jaden_K]

@@DrOcsid pLEASE tell me you left that paper on the freezer door

[@creeperface4675]

8:57 is basically “Heavy is now Engineer, Engineer is now Medic, Medic has no more purpose now”

[@Riciliz]

Medic becomes heavy?

[@Mjgaming54321]

The thing is, engineer would be objectively worse at being Medic due to only having 125 health, meaning he has even less survivability than Medic (at 150 health)

[@flareblade1420]

*New item for Medic The Sniper Rifle *Changed the name of Medic to Sniper

[@lennyblox023]

Technically, heavy is both himself and engie, as it says that heavy can now use all engie tools, implying he still has his original ones.

[@Steeltraveler]

LazyPurple’s prays have been answered

[@maulmemes]

4:20 caught me completely off-guard. It's literally a "you spent 5 seconds eating cement, dumbass" item.

[@edfreak9001]

his fucking face afterwards, i'm dying

[@The_whales]

Atleast he didn’t lose hp for something because game logic

[@Shifsabre]

I love the sound design and how strained the animation is

[@dishesabadchannel7049]

That's why this is legit the perfect item for tf2.

[@luckyanimationideas2448]

Cement Block, upon consumption, +Negates 50% oncoming damage for 6 seconds +Sharing with a teammate will give both of you 25% Damage Reduction -10% Speed Decrease on wearer -All the money in your bank account for dentist bills

[@marabethobrien6157]

8:56 "if heavy could build his own teleporters he'd be 200% better"

[@nikospace4355]

"What?"

[@santiagoindisguise7289]

Imagine the horrors of a mini sentry frontier justice fat scout...

[@BanermanArthropide]

"Heavy plus teleporters equals A SUPERIOR CLASS"

[@netinho007.]

Just like lazypurple said

[@TheDragShot]

Finally all of those Hoovies using conscious objectors with a photo of the wrench will have their fantasies fulfilled.

[@victoriouswinner7745]

7:56 “Team vanishes. You remain” is extremely ominous

[@Unimaginative12]

Suddenly, an extra 1-15 people go missing one day. *It wasn’t talking about the video game*

[@themetalmario77]

@@Unimaginative12The game tonight has been cancelled, as nearly all members of the varsity team has gone missing.

[@Esitaro3670]

That sounds something from an Analog Horror

[@Megajaybreaker4]

I play way too much GW. I read your comment and thought it said Team vanquishes.

[@dishesabadchannel7049]

It is, until you realize you're still not alone because the entire enemy team is still in the server ...and then you realize it's now only you vs the rest of the server. ouch

[@redfox4220]

4:25 Heavy’s face when he finds out the cement block does absolutely nothing for him gets me every time

[@jackjones2454]

I know right! The way his face changes from disgust, to anger and confusion just cracks me up.

[@redfox4220]

I feel like the bot added that last minute to fuck with heavy I love it.

[@tatteredshield8120]

Im absolutely using this thanks for the time

[@kuba890p]

If this was an in game item i would totally make heavy eat cement blocks for no reason

[@moronichybrid]

​@@kuba890p Concrete Teeth Eating the block gives you 20% Damage Resistance against ranged fire. Right clicking with the weapon deployed makes the Heavy throw it to an enemy, dealing damage and slowing the enemy's Movement Speed by 30%

[@Enblitt]

6:51 not gonna lie, soldier's hug was pretty wholesome

[@GibusGumbo]

yeah, i felt it too.

[@TheBeast9417YT]

especially with scout allowing it with a wide smile

[@StopMoshin]

immediately to be followed up with "Engie can now build infinite sentries"

[@nick90s10]

should be a taunt

[@nyvve1]

Soldier finding out he's human was also pretty wholesome

[@CanalMix69]

"To be classified as dead, must die" is already the funniest thing i heard on the year, nothing else can beat it

[@mr.x2567]

Diagnosis, YOU’RE DEAD!

[@PeanutBuny27]

Diagnosis: You’re Dead!

[@iamthemouse4483]

"This item does not restore health."

[@MRMcLean98]

*I diagnose you with dead*

[@Axolotlfan-l1f]

In my professional medical experience you are dead

[@justmymage]

"What have we done" Made the demand for a "If Team Fortress 2 Was Updated by a Bot 3.0" that's what!

[@Zorothegallade-rpg]

Spy: "You IMBECILE! You've doomed us all!"

[@wolfyboypro2023]

@@Zorothegallade-rpgthe other spy: apologizes

[@The_Conquistador515]

The face Heavy made while chewing on the cement block was killing me, great video!

[@freeasabird30]

4:20

[@krunken_isok]

and the fucking "u wot m8" face after realizing that it doesn't restore hp

[@officiallydrae]

@@krunken_isokthat had me crying laughing

[@dulguunjargal1199]

​@@krunken_isok Heavy has realised the Diet advice from Scutsigmapodcasts69420 is a Lie

[@jackmack4181]

Cement sugar block *this item doesn’t restore health* Upon consumption, heavy gains an increased movement speed, damage resistance and damage boost for 12 seconds.

[@Predator20357]

8:45 “Last chance to look at me Demo-Man

[@lanceanimation8221]

Kaboom!

[@Wingman-69]

@@lanceanimation8221*kabüüm

[@taufikrigo]

"Ima gonna glu yu back together! Unles, i get out of this iron lugn!"

[@TheRedScout]

*ding, ding, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding*

[@FPBRM23]

@@TheRedScoutAAAAAAHH 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[@JemaniiCreates]

Engi mouthing “what the fuck?” at 9:12 was marvelous.

[@Radi_vvanker]

Didn’t notice that! Good eye

[@Kribyking]

Subtitles add a little more to this moment.

[@FriedFingers649]

That has to be my absolute favorite part!

[@jaxonmckay3504]

*Inaudible expletive*

[@X-SPONGED]

Yeah, since he can't actually speak or he'll get banned by Valve. Love the attention to detail in these videos

[@licemere9899]

7:39 i love how blue soldier asks red engineer to build a dispenser

[@DramaticBatu]

Friendly moment

[@blacklight683]

Alrighty then!

[@Combine_elite168]

Probably a Red spy

[@SkeetTheMighty]

i think thats a running gag. in the first one the kill feeds are incorrect on an engineer

[@Eyeofdust]

My hypothesis is that soldier is teaching a new player how to play properly

[@GooBomber1]

3:18 I love how happy Soldier is that he is finally human After all these years he finally made it, god bless him

[@jailvik8164]

I wonder who was he b4? Actually nvm, i dont wanna even know

[@improbablyfur]

@@jailvik8164 he was american, got nerfed

[@jailvik8164]

​@@improbablyfuro, i see

[@zatobravehart7468]

​@@improbablyfurAm american, can confirm skynet has already replaced the American population.

[@techmark3665]

9:09 repairing teammates isn’t too crazy considering that the engineer could do that in the original team fortress.

[@tntrose7285]

I'm sorry, what?

[@broomboi716]

​@@tntrose7285the original team fortress has armor alongside health and the engineer in that version could repair teammate's armor.

[@Zorothegallade-rpg]

@@broomboi716 Huh. Would be neat if there was something similar in TF2. Like players charged weapons like the mad milk charging faster when using a dispenser

[@randomtexanguy9563]

@@Zorothegallade-rpg i think it was taken out in Team Fortress Classic since i saw 0 engineers bothering to repair armor, seems like a concept they completely abandoned

[@tropicalbreeze1164]

isnt that exclusively what the dispenser does?

[@AqilGG]

7:03 The engineer was so proud himself you can just hear it and see it 😭

[@subject-0]

Engi from meet the team

[@SilverShamrockTimmay]

I built that. And that. And that. And that. And that. ETC

[@Kykai3212]

Bro this is what 1000 Uncle danes looks like IF they were implemented in 2fort

[@djdexcat]

4:34 - I like how everything else at least _feels like_ Patch Notes/Weapon Stats... and then there's this. Like it's not even a functioning sentence. It's just a chaotic mess.

[@defcynodont5110]

I lost my shit at that part. LoL.

[@Yugxtd]

9:02 remember when lazypurple said if heavy could build his own teleports he would be 200 times better?

[@The_whales]

The tele-heavy?

[@Yugxtd]

@@The_whales EXACTLY

[@elichannel24]

A SUPERIOR CLASS!

[@pakonpoon5280]

OH YEAH I FORGOT

[@Historical-o3g]

But does heavy have infinite teleporter spawns

[@dombelly3343]

4:34 I cannot imagine how many times it took you to do that one without laughing, and I can still hear the smile in your speech.

[@johnnorris5675]

That one really went off the rails, I was not expecting it at all.

[@notsocuteslime2297]

You can hear him holding the laughing by the end

[@Chitose_]

*YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I WANTED THIS.*

[@tverculosis5022]

@@Chitose_enot jumpscadw

[@iamarizonaball2642]

Why did ai make that.

[@TridentKaiser]

7:42 ah yes the blue soldier asking the red engi for a dispenser. With a sentry casually shooting at something else

[@CassidyCamerons143]

Soldier did seemingly have Sentry Evading Powers against Sentries in many of the Meet the Team Video

[@0_dearghealach_083]

Maybe it's a friendly server, I don't know?

[@the-c4t]

its probably a red spy disguised as a soldier

[@nicholasegg0284]

4:34 Man my favorite part of Superbad was when Heavy and McLovin' bonded with those cops near the end of the movie, and McLovin got to try out Heavy's gun after they became good friends after all

[@insederec]

the humor is so perfectly in line with the ironic whimsy of the game, 10/10

[@starmaker75]

Yeah, no joke this video does seems like something that official TF2 stuff would do if told them do a video like this.

[@TexTheGuy]

@@starmaker75it's literally tf2 humor combined with tf2 fan humor

[@thegingerchannel5879]

god, youre a comedic genius. that ending where you expect john valve to reference anything else from the video, but he just keeps doubling down on weezer

[@gradiation]

the 3 hit combo of the Engineer losing the ability to do his job, being given the Medi Gun and then having his name changed to the Medic was brilliant

[@O52T]

For his neutral special, the Medic now holds a shotgun

[@judet2992]

@@O52Tthat’s horrible

[@vin-dog575]

8:23 would actually be a cool weapon concept.

[@johnathonmcjohn3]

MEET THE WEEZER

[@notsocuteslime2297]

"The table turner"

[@vin-dog575]

@notsocuteslime2297 We already have the tide tuner. I'm thinking more "the flip side"

[@notsocuteslime2297]

@@vin-dog575 "Flipside swing"

[@vin-dog575]

@@notsocuteslime2297 nahhhh doesn't have a ring to it.

[@vahlok1426]

The Fluffy Felt Rocket sounds like a legitimate joke weapon for Valentine's Day or something. I love it, in fact I love this whole series.

[@epicredhot5675]

same energy as that pink Wither from waaay back during one of the early April Fools snapshots for Minecraft (the same one also had colored glass before it was officially added, iirc)

[@cyrix6165]

I could actually see a new effect being added into the game with the Fluffy Felt Rocket, charm Reduces incoming damage from those you hit Has some nice utility to it

[@brycen-k6f]

@@cyrix6165so basically if you hit someone with it they deal less damage to you

[@cyrix6165]

@ basically

[@subagaming2075]

5:39 the detail of demo kicking sniper on the shoulder really shows how happy they are

[@murpaderp8461]

see, valve listens

[@The_whales]

I saw that detail before this comment

[@crazybird199]

10:07 To be fair, the sniper rifle was removed earlier, so this is actually a solution

[@Nitosa]

Also the nerf of it's max range being 1,6m.

[@michaciejka2839]

The sniper is now a driver class

[@lukaster4263]

⁠I drive

[@The_whales]

And if you account for the last bot update video, aiming no longer outputs damage(very hard for bots to NOT do)

[@TheZett]

Doesnt affect the Huntsman, glorious!

[@Angel-Dust-The-Prostitute]

Imagine weezer records being a homing guilotene for the scout. - homes onto enemies - record deals %200 more decapitation damage

[@AK-qh6lr]

Hey, he got a range weapon

[@Angel-Dust-The-Prostitute]

@@AK-qh6lr Replaces Guillotine Slot.

[@iamthemouse4483]

I thought it looked more like a boomerang, tbh

[@lolkin3k]

3:19 I love how soldier goes:" Yay im human now! 😀👍" And the spy is like:" Wait, you weren't human before? 🤨"

[@VANDAN035]

How do you think he lived forever?

[@DaveMiller6042]

​@@VANDAN035kill me come back stronger pills

[@ezdoi-uk5rm]

Rick may...

[@MaliEmpireKing]

What human would teleport bread for three days straight

[@lolkin3k]

@@MaliEmpireKing that's true

[@pancakesareawesome3121]

The fluffy felt rocket looks like a really good Valentine’s Day add in as an alt for the stock, in similarity to the original

[@nuxx1876]

it's like a soldier counterpart to the rainblower, which honestly doesn't sound like that bad of an idea

[@stupidratt]

@@nuxx1876 yeah sounds more like a pyrovision weapon

[@nuxx1876]

@@stupidratt if it were added it'd make sense for the other classes to get pyrovision weapons too (scattergun, grenade/sticky launcher, minigun, shotgun/maybe wrench, medigun, sniper rifle, revolver/maybe knife)

[@stupidratt]

@@nuxx1876 banana bread

[@nuxx1876]

@@stupidratt we already have the second banana

[@Kingcheez1120]

“Alright going to go eat some golf and play some caviar” John valve.

[@track8regret]

for real though, it's surreal seeing this video in its completed state after watching you make (most of) it over your shoulder for the past several months. you've come really far with your animation and joke composition skills since the first video, and ideally I'll continue to watch over your shoulder as you get even better 💜 the weezer shot was pristine btw

[@ItsHollowVoid]

Real

[@theconductoresplin8092]

I'm still going to miss heavy's meatball pizza That stuff was great with some bonk

[@HatsODoom]

What is Weezer?

[@CoralCopperHead]

@@HatsODoom It's a type of cheese.

[@Kiett_xx]

3:09 I love how the Medic sees the Sniper, he must be thinking something like "mmh, Ja, fascinating idea Sniper, that might help"

[@zane5805]

What happens when we have to do number 2?

[@althenea]

medic's gotta collect the team's urine sample one way or another

[@concerningindividual]

@@zane5805 It's called number 2 for a reason, use a second jar

[@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk]

​@@zane5805Ever hear of the custom item Melf's Magic Poison?

[@Plasstyre]

5:29 Thank you for using grey and not white as to not flashbang your viewers. Finally, a youtuber with a heart.

[@vtet]

6:06 already far too true for f2ps

[@AfterthymeGaming]

Community servers are the only way for F2Ps to chat. But then, the levels won't go up so people play casual more.

[@TheMastermind7259]

I'm a F2P for over 6 years now...

[@BComet]

I just noticed the Sniper Rifle is also gone from the van at 3:57 because it was removed. Fantastic attention to detail.

[@jknifgijdfui]

No the rifle wasnt removed yet in the video

[@SpysSapper]

​@jknifgijdfui he is dead so it disappears

[@Rubbly]

So many hilarious bits in this! Great job on the animations, the attention to detail really paid off!

[@ajfireninja9012]

5:20 Medic looks so proud and happy about this. It's a pretty endearing sight to see and felt happy for him even though "nothing" changed

[@iamarizonaball2642]

4:34

[@Osgler]

8:00 the genuine fear on this man's eyes

[@ChronDoc024]

"Aw, crap!"

[@Nowherebuteverywere333]

"what have I done..."

[@some_body_else3636]

this place is very lonely all of a sudden

[@fernoagent8581]

Team vanish's you remain

[@Thatguy24523]

“Mann”

[@warpstarrogue3554]

8:25 ngl, I like this concept a lot for a new throwable.

[@GianelliBautista]

This should be a shurikion weapon for scout

[@SilverHairedFreak25]

Replace Weezer with Tom Jones and we're golden.

[@T29Heavy]

Timestamps for all the updates if you are curious or something: 1:01 - The rioting townspeople from the city have joined the battle! They are all very angry. 1:06 - The Demoman flammable bottle now ignore with contact with flame. -The Demoman's scrumpy is now fueled by flame. 1:09 - The graffiti on the buildings has been changed to show more violence. 1:21 - The cop car from the city has joined the battle! 1:29 - The milkman has been transformed into a deranged pyromaniac 2:23 - Added a new class, the Scout 2:31 - Scout has no gun and uses only melee weapons. 2:38 - Player can now disable Beggar's Bazooka through a console command 2:55 - Fixed an issue where the medic beam would not hurt the opposing team 3:04 - Removed the ability to use the toilet 3:09 - The Sniper from Team Fortress 2 is able to aim up to 1.6 meters away for maximum accuracy 3:19 - The soldier is now human. 3:25 - Players will now able to save at any point of the game 3:36 - New Weapon! The Getaway Van Level 15 Moving Device for Sniper Initiates drive-by assassination on any player (self-included) To be classified as dead: must die Randomly explodes upon activation 4:04 - The Scout now has a brown afro, the Heavy now sports a mohawk, and the Engineer is now bald. 4:15 - The Cement Block Level 10 sandvich for Heavy This item does not restore health 4:28 - Fixed a glitch where pro's melee damage would not apply on pools of water. 4:35 - The Heavy Weapons Guy from the movie "Superbad" who is in charge of bomb-laden car that will crash into a bridge in the middle of a major street and kill thousands of people. 4:48 - The Scout is now equipped with the Gasoline Fingers taunt. 4:58 - The Pyro is now slightly smaller. 5:02 - Fixed a bug that could cause unusual particlee to appear around players' heads. 5:10 - The Heavy's meatball pizza has been discontinued. 5:18 - The MedicGun has been made slightly more MedicGun-ish 5:23 - The Flash Bang Grenade Level 1 Party Hat for Pyro Creates 5 second flashbang effect every 5 minutes on wearer Kills you upon use 5:35 - The Sniper Rifle has been removed 5:41 - The Flare Grenade Level 1 Molotov Cocktail for Spy Innocent civilian suffers major burn. On use, ejects one of the player's eyes 5:57 - New Rules: No selling weapons on the internet - No selling drugs - No talking during the match 6:10 - The Self-Deprecating Sapper Level 30 Sappers for Engineer Initiates a complex hacking algorithm using ancient technologies lose the match once deployed. 6:33 - Heavy's Sandvich only spawn after he kill at least one team-member. 6:41 - The Fluffy Felt Rocket Level 5 Rocket Launcher for Soldier On Hit: explode in an adorable way Explosion deals +100% more love +75 increase in hugs received 6:57 - Fixed a bug where the Engineer could only build one Sentry Gun at once 7:14 - Spies can now shoot through walls 7:32 - Reduced the Spy's headshot damage to 0 7:37 - The Engineer is no longer affected by gravity 7:52 - The Assman Level 10 Hand Weapon For Scout On Hit: Team vanishes. You remain 8:04 - The Money Shot Level 1 Adrenaline Rifle for Soldier On Owner's death: All other players die instantly Upon Death. Player respawns wearing nothing but money strapped to their ass. 8:20 - The Wearer is now unlocked by default 8:28 - If you didn't like our original joke then this next one should be even better: - The Constipated Notice has been implemented 8:46 - The Demoman now wears an iron lung. 8:56 - *New Class: Heavy Weapons Engineer* - The Heavy can now use all normal Engineers tools - Fixed a bug where the Engineer was still able to do his job - The Engineer can now repair himself and his teammates - Changed name of the Engineer class to Medic. 9:16 - Biscuits Level 5 Sausage Roll for Heavy All damage is increased by 100% Alt-fire: Collapse the world. 11:48 - Soldier's neck has been removed. Patch Notes: Added Soldier's neck has been removed. Added car after bomb-laden Removed the Hearted comment

[@T29Heavy]

I forgot, Car damn it

[@apenasapa]

also 11:48 - The Soldier's neck has been removed.

[@JamesTrifolium]

All in all, a very solid update.

[@C.A._Old]

*i report you for karma farming.*

[@RestlessIdiot]

😊😊😊

[@TheBoiMario]

6:37 I love the fact that scout has no option but to surrender because he has no weapons other than melee.

[@rainwobrain]

Oh, haven't realized that

[@gamer_glenn5438]

Gotta love how the patch notes stack onto each other

[@Looona_fan]

He absolutely crushed Heavy in his meet the team video with only the bat, so it shouldn't be much of a problem.

[@rainwobrain]

@@Looona_fan dude

[@Looona_fan]

@@rainwobrain What?

[@DanielWindows]

5:53 Spy:Become Demoman

[@MadContendery]

i fucking love 4:34, it's so fucking funny, the line not making any sense, the visualization, all of it. its perfect.

[@iamarizonaball2642]

Someone clip that.

[@DaEphssis]

4:25 His face of complete disbelief is so priceless

[@LegoMoviesSuck]

*Heavy: ...So you have chosen death.*

[@Justii218]

New meme template

[@-JohnDoe-]

The animation quality improved to the point where it enhanced the jokes to new levels of hilariousness. Great work, man!

[@trialnerror3643]

Heavy eating the concreate block only yo find out it had no effect had me dying 4:15 😂

[@Kritzomega]

I belive It would give bônus defense If you keep eating, but you would lose hp If you do so

[@inferno3345]

i had to stop myself from laughing in class cause of that joke

[@Turtleboilol]

What if Heavy could throw it at enemies to damage them?

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@Turtleboilolheck yeah, make it do negative healing

[@JamesMayhugh]

He returned when we needed him most!

[@masterdrewt6698]

Agreed UuU

[@BoB-Is-Epic]

Fr

[@Amphyrior]

Pootis

[@michaelaxelafton1611]

He truly f×cking did.

[@ExtantPerson]

Bot. Doesn’t even make sense in this context

[@bruhmoment3741]

2:57 unironically good idea for an unlockable, a medigun that heals less but can hurt the enemy players.

[@mark6982rblx]

"Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting." -Medic TF2

[@MegatronTheDominator]

Oh my God, that is Meet the Blue Medic all over again.

[@teatanks6481]

Don't think I've been in this much pain from laughing since the first part. The references, animation details, jokes and just sheer absurdity are all perfectly on point.

[@arogustus3984]

My god, the comedic timing is impecabble. I burst out laughing at almost every turn. 6:10 is by far my favorite. All that buildup for nothing. 7:17 is just as good too.

[@noahambiaputrabinkhairusam9041]

9:31 soldier got crushed

[@BuenasSoySimon]

Soldier got inboxed

[@smugsuperoof4314]

7:53 of course the ass man causes your team to disappear, cause what else would it do

[@100Yardstare]

POV: Schizophrenia.

[@TheRedScout]

Aw crap!

[@mozziemaxgoose]

6:45 that seems like an actual joke weapon VALVe would add.

[@sivara750]

it should be added as stock reskin

[@bugjams]

Feels like those Chinese shooters where blood/violence isn't allowed, so instead you're shooting "love rockets" that "apply hug damage to enemies."

[@hudsonk1racer]

It reminds me of that one cursed halo plasma pistol

[@dr.cheeze5382]

Pyroland.

[@vassago1223]

But keep the stats that say 100% more love ​@@sivara750

[@Esitaro3670]

1:45 Gotta love Heavy's handguns pose as he smile and says "No", even when he knows that he's not up to the task, at least he was happily honest about it

[@circumventboredom9463]

The self-restraint on the direct hit BLU soldier at 7:49 for not blasting a helplessly floating engineer.

[@nuxx1876]

im guessing he was supposed to be RED instead

[@Skywarslord]

He dosent have any ammo. That’s why he’s asking the engineer to build a dispenser (real)

[@Average_Brody]

The engineer wasn't airborne due to an explosion, grapple hook or rocket pack.

[@The_Dev_175]

I’m back for my Spring Semester for university and this is DEFINITELY the pick me up I need. 6:50 This part is also really nice.

[@jhunt7235]

Lovely. These 2 videos are masterpieces, now all you need to do to finish your flawless Valve impression is to not make a third one!

[@Lucas_Baker_Gamin]

3:19 that spy's reaction

[@endlessseek8164]

"Wait, what does it mean you're now human?"

[@Lucas_Baker_Gamin]

@@endlessseek8164Lol

[@Nowherebuteverywere333]

"wait...he wasn't already human?" - Spy probably

[@cameronballz6154]

"wait you weren't human before?"

[@starmaker75]

"The soldier is now human" is something that would be a joke in the later TF2 comics. Again some of these do sound like jokes from TF2 official non game stuff Also love how even the AI/bot is disliking dealing with snipers.

[@keelmah5244]

The fact you used only a lad by onigo boingo The cover version from guitar hero Encore rocks the 80s is such a cool touch i noticed right away lol.

[@SirAsdf]

5:38 I love how Demoman just kicks Sniper in the shoulder in the middle of his dance.

[@Chompak_]

6:40, finally a way in which friendlies can fight back

[@atomic9168]

i can't subscribe enough times for the "fixed a bug where the engineer is still able to do his job" bit

[@incredibleandy6466]

5:34 "The Sniper Bots has been defeated, we can now play the game in peace" *See that they now equip with Huntsman Bow* "............shit."

[@Kribyking]

Doesn’t matter, aiming players no longer output damage, as seen in the previous video

[@Solariscatto]

​@@KribykingWasn't the huntsman still able to damage as long as its huge hitbox is what got the kill?

[@Kribyking]

…damn

[@freedompodcast4518]

Well time use a machina.

[@ADPYTSaveTF2FixTF2]

New update: *removed the Huntsman Bow*

[@hotelhotelhotel]

7:25 nice breaking bad reference

[@cagster]

Thank you for noticing I thought I was the only one 😂

[@terrakaion]

Funny, I was thinking “Man, this would be cool if it went the Breaking Bad route.” And then it actually did it. Too bad it didn’t work quite as well for Spy as it did for Mike.

[@jesuiscrespo]

No joke, a throwing vinyl for Scout sounds like a great idea, considering he's a fan of Tom Jones

[@cooker0rats]

2:54 ngl a medigun that slowly kills enemies would go hard asf, something like the microwave beam from doom eternal

[@aidenpotter5952]

Yeah and if you kill and opponent this way you get extra Uber but you heal teamates less and generates less Uber overall.

[@htg98]

Maybe something to make battle medic more fun to play

[@robinshaddle8286]

What the uber do tho

[@cooker0rats]

maybe give minicrits to secondaries and give medic buffs@@robinshaddle8286

[@mariustan9275]

​@robinshaddle8286 delete enemies when you Uber them and acts as a worse quick fix Uber on teammates

[@Gabri_Lovecraft]

5:45 I love seeing other FPS references in these videos, the Blood sounds were NOT lost on me. Thumbs up!

[@trumangraham2602]

Something I love about both these videos is how sometimes random changes will be labeled as “fixes” Like yeah the Engineer was always supposed to have more than one sentry what are you talking about :).

[@buttonsonyt]

7:45 literally had me dying laughing bru😭

[@victorious2738]

Ooh! AaAaAaAaUuUuGgGhHhHh! Damn Dag-Nabbit Dag-Nabbit Damn It!

[@Parky64]

The demoman actually kicking the sniper while he was dancing was insane attention to detail.

[@brokovnik]

6:32 That might be why heavy kills the scout and soldier in meet the sandwich

[@BoyOHBoy123]

4:36 arrested development reference

[@Dn32app]

9:12 Identity crisis

[@ReyaitheShadowWolf]

The absolute bewilderment and anger on Heavy's face when he was told the Cinderblock doesn't restore health just sends me

[@wesdert]

Never thought a masterpiece of a video like this would get a sequel, completely unexpected.

[@PootisMayo]

4:29 Damage applying on pools of water is the funniest thing to come from this video.

[@slenderminion2229]

The Cement Block joke got me choking on my dinner. Heavy's face of pure horror and indignation is just... priceless.

[@kirby6488]

i've been waiting for part 2 the minute i saw the first one, amazing sequel to a masterpiece lol

[@user-Miha.]

4:19 I love this reaction of heavy, how he eats it and how angry he is after (add this weapon to the game)

[@LouiePrime2137]

The medigun hurting the enemy players is actually a good idea tho!

[@masterdrewt6698]

5:41 Y’know surprisingly that’s actually an interesting and accurate idea even for the spy. Even for his main weapon. I wish valve would do some kind of update like that

[@masterdrewt6698]

Besides the eye ejection part

[@b____oobies]

@@masterdrewt6698 oh no, you dont get the point. He has to suffer to use it

[@LordVader1094]

​@@b____oobiesThat's just playing Spy in a nutshell nowadays.

[@starmaker75]

Yeah like the sapper weapons area should have different utilities weapons

[@Uraburra]

@@b____oobies Not the spy`s eye is ejected upon use, but literally the player`s.

[@ExoTheFlyingFish]

I can't believe it, but this one is even funnier than the last one. The Weezer bit and Heavy becoming Engi followed by Engi becoming Medic bit were incredible.

[@liquidscreamisnomore]

4:48 i can see "Gasoline Finger" being a real pyro taunt where he lights his middle finger on fire and gives the enemy team the flipper

[@fecalunfunny7109]

8:08 this feels like a reference to an abandoned saints row game (its called money shot+ its about controlling a bullet)

[@thewierdone8063]

8:15 TICK TOCK HEAVY LIKE A BRINKS TRUCK

[@avauntic]

*_n o ._*

[@Looona_fan]

No

[@randomindiechannel2019]

​@@Looona_fan Never thought id see you here

[@Looona_fan]

@@randomindiechannel2019 lol

[@RadSpoonyBard]

Production quality on this is peak, well done

[@slitrus7420]

8:45 Demoman being on iron lung is somehow depressing to look at :(

[@sdd1018]

His parents both went blind doing demolition work, this is nothing the degroots can’t handle

[@tonnhawchannel3789]

It's uncanny

[@tarot3078]

It’s sadly a good representation of tf2 nowadays

[@tonnhawchannel3789]

@@tarot3078 ?????

[@jgmr645]

​@@tonnhawchannel3789 My guess is he meant "guys tf2 is dying this is so sad lets wail and cry over it"

[@Pumanumand]

5:18 Thats actually a good idea. And btw thank you for making another one of these they are hillarious!

[@SilverShamrockTimmay]

Scout:Uh. Medic:Shut up!

[@FlorentiusIV]

8:45 even without the text, just seeing demo like this just cracked me up like hell for some reason.

[@andrewpaulmeno4819]

hell yeah i nearly busted a rib laughing at the last one welcome back. the self deprecating sapper is such a gust buster lmfao. imagine the salt

[@noahh6725]

No

[@ChangedCauseYT-HateFoxNames]

TIME TO RETURN *FEMALE DOG*

[@itsamewilfred2832]

2

[@Combine_elite3651]

HEY DONT FORGET:)

[@TemmieContingenC]

Reminder man

[@Justdoingstuff27]

Reminder: Keep watching this

[@zoompipes_twin2889]

This is so chaotic, and I need more, I’ll very gladly watch more of this Good stuff :D

[@saturn-b-silly]

1:30 milk users getting a massive killstreak with stunlocks and sun-on-a-stick kills (item asylum)

[@nuulcoolpro]

booooooooooo

[@Jellotines]

​@@nuulcoolprohow dare you

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

What the fuck does this mean???

[@The_Real_Cli_One]

throws tomatoes

[@springmen1922]

You thought you could sneak a Breaking Bad Reference without us knowing? 7:20

[@armandbier2502]

8:37, why does he hop away like a veggietales character

[@vaiyt]

Constipated