if Technoblade joined Parkour Civilization

[@Electy]

All money from this video will be donated to the Sarcoma Foundation - RIP Techno

[@BucsWins0208]

Wait that’s so awesome electy props to you

[@imarealhumnanye]

@@BucsWins0208ye

[@bubbapie123]

Ur Sigma

[@ethanogle9088]

Thanks for the vid for the Sarcoma Foundation!!

[@Mark-bulyma]

Rip techno

[@Overkill9991]

Over 2 years have gone by and people are still making videos about him. Technoblade truly never dies

[@ZWChan-vf8hz]

25 years later "Hey, you remember that one KZbinr, Technoblade?" "Who's that?" This will be his legacy

[@towel_gaming]

​@@ZWChan-vf8hzso ragebait then

[@amitarajne1906]

He will always be in our hearts

[@aringossai1895]

Technoblade is a legend and legends are never forgotten

[@clarisavandayar3219]

True

[@iruisoleil6370]

Watching Parkour Civilization made me laugh even more at Techno's "parkour duel". It's basically the parkour equivalent of hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

[@EKPB]

I laughed my ass off at that part XD Wish there would be more parkour duels throughout this video

[@teardrop3]

Yahiamice thumbnail lol

[@Jonas-zedtler]

what if technoblade was in parkour civilization❎️ what if technoblade was british ✅️

[@DoomZenGamer]

. . . Who is technoblade

[@Jonas-zedtler]

@@DoomZenGamer Youre joking, right..?

[@DoomZenGamer]

@@Jonas-zedtler Who is technoblade

[@Jonas-zedtler]

@@DoomZenGamer Technoblade was a Beloved KZbinr known for his humor and skill. the man didnt even take the fact he had cancer seriously

[@DoomZenGamer]

@@Jonas-zedtler Cool Stage five cancer?

[@MasterLegend-wf8my]

3:43 if Evbo had no plot armor

[@Equalgd]

True

[@_enchantedstories_]

Nah technoblade is just that good

[@A_Randm_Guy]

Technoblade is stronger than Evbo Plot armor

[@thoseoneguy9554]

evbo still bucket clutched at the bottom

[@tmcquitty]

How did you get in parkour civilization?

[@As_Gamingn_YT]

4:08 proof he did the clutch in 1st try XD

[@1WordChannel]

lmfao

[@ermtosis]

you can use command to clear advancements 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@RoseBerryYeeps]

“Aye let’s go *slightly better boots* “I swear Techno would say exactly that

[@CrizmicGaming895]

Yeah he would lol

[@TheKingOfBlue]

Grammar aint grammaring

[@DoomZenGamer]

Aye let’s go slightly better boots

[@xiaoxuanpu]

It hey not aye

[@DoomZenGamer]

@@xiaoxuanpu Dont care

[@Swagtrap_CZ]

Techno having chain boots has some serious lore implications

[@zrisethesonicgamer]

Finally someone mentioned it.

[@とたlょー後あうぇえぼ]

1:38 techno would absolutely say that

[@brodiesanders2624]

0:37 WAIIIIT, the pros work, not the noobs

[@bred9901]

Noobs don't work

[@Thisguy0187]

​@y27k-cultmemberwork what?

[@ungamer6241]

@y27k-cultmember they dont, they only live

[@faddedreality6885]

Also techno was wearing chain mail boots instead of leather

[@madladam]

Because he's a fighter not a noob ​@@faddedreality6885

[@Retro-bt2zc]

Technoblade domain expansion: PVP DUEL

[@kubakielbasa5987]

so that's where pvp civ came from

[@NLNE-w8r]

​@@kubakielbasa5987lore technally yes but no lol😂

[@natannomorosa]

Someone animate technoblades domain expand

[@TheUglyGooseling]

cancer domain expansion: skin virus

[@A_roblox_kid]

​@@TheUglyGooseling. ..

[@Flowers_BloodyLilac]

3:25 bro switched to PVP civilization 💀💀💀

[@Nerdonardo-1]

He is playong the wrong game

[@anastasiia_v]

Expected to hate this but you got me with the block breaking at the start. This is actually perfect.

[@stealthlock6634]

Technoblade just fully bypassing laws about block breaking and just towering up. This is actually so accurate what the heck. Well done

[@Flaminkab]

Bro pulled out a triple Neo against a 2 block jump, that man just gave up and died

[@forgetaboutit5791]

This is real footage of techno qounquering heaven

[@theirishgamer10]

💀

[@MeNoobVr]

Ahh yes common sense his worst weakness 0:14

[@Ilikewooper]

Oh no because it’s illegal frfr

[@randomboy2004]

well that's escalated quickly for Evbo final Parkour Civilization episode

[@cerberusslavomiraarus1308]

If techno joined parkour civilization, he'd just parkour on the side decorations

[@Haloenix]

1:03 "one block aeaeae"

[@karapurwandhi7827]

ææà

[@CosmiaRB]

Actually felt like a techno vid

[@BooTheEater]

Yeah, i could just HEAR him saying all these. At [1:29], [1:38], and [2:49] especially

[@hugo57k91]

​@@BooTheEater 02:00 too

[@Sylrene_theFaery]

(3:45) I love the "wait a minute... I just lost the BOOTS" XD very nostalgic of his old skywars videos :D)

[@InfernoDemon180]

Technoblade meets Evbo at the champion’s throne Evbo: I challenge you to a parkour duel! Technoblade: DOMAIN EXPANSION! PVP DUEL!!!

[@slavibg2525]

3:51 that HEH? Is exactly how techno would have said it lmao

[@cuedepie4376]

2:34 that reminds me of that bill cipher moment where he says “oh no a tantrum whatever will I do about that HOW ABOUT THIS BOOM”

[@Nocean-me5rg]

Maybe you should’ve put time baby somewhere I had to think a little

[@santazeg6960]

hold up... at 1:39 techno has chainmail boots, does this imply he was a parkour fighter?

[@y0gapants931]

yes

[@Dummigriffin]

2:01 The Legend's Best Words

[@Neonblue1]

k

[@TheKingOfBlue]

More like most famous words

[@EramonGD]

Alternate title: Parcour Civilization but Main Character has a brain

[@Zupro1234]

You miss spelled parkour

[@InnocentChess-id5lm]

I like this one more then the original one

[@emersongieselmann488]

It’s parkor

[@LordGojoeditz]

@@emersongieselmann488its parkour dummy

[@estonianwithknife]

but in the original parkour civilisation, evbo plays in the evil champion’s civilisation, and in this video this guy played evbo’s parkour civilisation

[@DavisOfTheVoid]

TBH this felt more like a "If parkour cavillation was smart" video

[@Thisguy0187]

No it's not. 1# Breaking and Placing blocks are illegal. Do that and you're punished with death 2# There's no farms in Noob level. The Parkour Pros strictly prohibit noobs from gaining too much food to prevent noobs from being able to sprint so they can't make the impossible jump. 3# There are no guns nor magical potatoes 4# You cannot bribe Parkour Pros with potatoes. Only wuth Parkour.

[@unfathomablyunfathomable]

Based N pfp

[@Spiderman_batman_ironman]

3:07 the guy watching him:👁️👄👁️

[@cayden12freddy]

Him just casually getting the caves and cliffs achievment 💀

[@Lazymindflayerwithcofffee]

3:04 dude was at loss for words. Imagen you giving a guy his pasport ad then dude just start floating up

[@Wert12345E]

1:59 I thought you would say TECNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@enfidedi_gaming]

I was about to say that

[@patrickhogan9256]

2:38 move type: 3 block neo jump Damage: 909090 hearts or 1 creative player

[@NeonBonnieStudios]

Not only do the chainmail boots imply a deeper lore implication along with the fact Technoblade can't see the bedrock barrier separating the different classes of the parkour civilization world means Technoblade was already destined for greatness since his humble beginnings as a parkour noob. Technoblade never dies!!

[@cosmosyn2514]

skeppy’s failed troll attempts have trained techno perfectly for parkour civilization

[@EdsonTemplado]

If techno blade joins parkour civilization he will be the parkour god

[@ileanagheorghisor]

Ngl Technoblade would steamroll through Parkour Civilization without breaking a sweat 😊

[@Azeriiall]

techno doing diagonal jumps on the noob level, him getting both the chicken AND the beef after spleefing the pro guy all this in the first 43 seconds and i can already tell this is accurate

[@meamdumy1]

Next tactic: water bucket wall scaling

[@Hi-Im-Noob-uwu]

1:33 just completely ignoring the lore, classic i think

[@TheWooperDude]

How so?

[@Hi-Im-Noob-uwu]

​@@TheWooperDudewell the lore shows that the hunger bar cant go above 3 bars. So u can't make a 3 block jump

[@TheWooperDude]

@@Hi-Im-Noob-uwu it can, you just need to first nearly starve to get there, and he had plenty of food

[@Hi-Im-Noob-uwu]

@@TheWooperDude the lore literally caps you from getting over 3 hunger bars

[@normal_handle47]

technoblade got reincranated into that world after he died

[@Roonav-ws7th]

3:04 I love how just that creeper guy looks

[@anonymousfox4620]

can't believe it took me 4 watches to realize techno started with chainmail boots. thus why he could get more food

[@luckybeeyt]

2:00 NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!

[@tatsuyas.drakensang4826]

My brain was translating in real time Techno's interpreter's voice to actual Techno's voice, and it was pretty much how he would have done it. Oh, how cool it would be his reaction to Parkour Civilization. Rest In Peace.

[@FTDw7c]

The wait what in the parkour battle caught me off guard😂😂

[@brodiesanders2624]

2:27 parkour duel? I thought it was a parkour battle?

[@Axolautism]

Perfection. Greater cinema than even Parkour Civilization. If only Techno were here to appreciate it...

[@StuffandThings_]

My first thought upon finishing the (original parkour civilization) video was of Techno and his mastery of parkour back in the Minecraft Monday days... RIP legend

[@Aeth3r_x]

4:16 the water bucket is just being ignored over here

[@bhanuvanukuri6218]

Nice Tribute!

[@kadojillo2014]

1:52 hopefully that was not dream

[@sheepcommander_]

it was

[@To4stBr3ad]

''not even close'' thanks for the memories electy,RIP techno

[@СтражПеченек]

3:25 Ryoiki tenkai: PVP civilization

[@Entification]

He would probably manage to do a 16 block 3600000 degrees turn diagonal vertical jump whilst sneaking, slowness 16, and being inside cobwebs.

[@FIRE-zt6vw]

I could be offended but i am pretty sure that's exactly what techno would do

[@demonlordhidden]

3:19 parkor civilization ❌ pvp civilization ✅

[@Nocean-me5rg]

They switched the names instead of it being parkour battle and PVP dual is parkour dual and PVP Battle

[@Nocean-me5rg]

0:29 because I’m a parkour noob and daily tasks are only for pros and masters I’m not sure what the unknown level is, but I think they would also have daily tasks not noobs pro or god also I consider God and pro as level no also don’t ask how I know the parkour god is real because most masters don’t see him

[@zanderplayz22]

You should add a " wait a minute counter " 😂

[@zanderplayz22]

Uhhh.... Wait a minute 🤔😂

[@samultra2794]

This is more entertaining than the original parkour civilization lol

[@Welcometoweirdmaggedon]

Idk About That.

[@wandererc]

Nah i think the original is better

[@vata7_]

are you serious?

[@Elistic4443d]

No it ain’t

[@_Caleb_Water_]

all its missing is a techno voice changer

[@Emerald-Block-FR]

Techno blade grew the Soviets most prized food… Potato’s Even the knock back 999 potato

[@ImthinkhesBen]

1:16 techno gun

[@spookyblox2]

😂😂😂

[@davidedalessandro9536]

Rip Technoblade you will hold a special place in my heart

[@mraarizgamer6938]

Ahh yes the breaking of the block beneath the guard is a classic now 3:17 bro recreating evbos other civilaization

[@andreio_]

1:16 "Fuck it, we gun"

[@SamuelSanders-l8z]

i half expected this video to be shitting on techno's grave, but this slaps. keep it up :>

[@couto914]

Technoblade never dies 🎉🎉❤

[@Xx__xX-bn7ch]

The only thing missing is his calm personality as he slowly murders everyone while talking to the chat

[@EpikF1shy]

more vids like this pls its so funny

[@NotnotADHD]

I see no god up here EXCEPT FOR TECHNOBLADE

[@evanjiang9397]

1:01 jump for the chicken or æææ

[@Deamonfreddy]

0:41 yeah WHAT KIND OF PESANT WAS THAT

[@VerySuspiciousMan]

British Technoblade can’t hurt you British Technoblade:

[@chrisjohngrima9761]

Techno was the GOAT Fly high techno

[@jesthermc]

Very Cool

[@Electy]

thanks

[@Bean_Lava]

He will go "Ham" in PvP civilization I bet.

[@emersongieselmann488]

Wait what are doing get to work (technoblade) wait here take this alright man you can pass 😂😂😂😂

[@thedarklord4017]

Technoblade: 0:00 this isn't heaven...but it is mc

[@theodoretaylor8027]

This is pretty bang on. Good job :)

[@brodiesanders2624]

0:46 wait why can’t he see the top if he is a rank noob?

[@The-Draconian]

Cause techno is a god

[@Zer0cip]

Blood God privileges

[@ShimizuLynn03]

The real answer is that when techno joins servers like this with special code, those code tends to break for whatever reason. You can see it a lot in his videos, and you can also see how he exploits these moments for funny content

[@bettergang2004]

But he doesn't wear leather boots though? Who said he is rank noob? sanders? You sure you saw it right?

[@DinnerDemon]

Masterpiece.

[@luke.frog07]

massive respect bro

[@patrickhogan9256]

4:17 really 🙄😒🙄😒🤨 Just climb the wall via water

[@insanedevan7957]

parkour civilization but if the player was actually SMART for once

[@linaslinas5202]

“UHHHH.. not even close..” got me so harddd

[@hejimxne666]

heis finaly uploading

[@monika3603]

i never watched technoblade in my life but they seem very cool

[@leandruss]

Imagine being Evbo going through all of that then Technoblade just comes out of nowhere and kills you with a potato

[@ChristianOnyezewe]

Technoblade never dies 😭❤❤

[@RederoHuurea]

your ability to explain difficult concepts in an easy way is unparalleled!

[@zboredskilled]

"Hey (parkour) god, can i have a bell?"

[@Hi-Im-Noob-uwu]

not using the water bucket to climb, classic

[@pengwino828]

RIP Blood God ❤

[@hristianslavchev6726]

That was hilarious - "lol a two block jump - what will I do" Tripple neo jump😂😂😂

[@VG-gaming2015]

Rest in peace technoblade😢😢

[@MinecraftseedsandtipsYT]

0:43 Bro Said "im gonna feed my family with this one"

[@gritted]

1:27 it’s impossible to have over 3 hunger in parkour civilization he said that in the video. It’s capped.

[@bettergang2004]

That is the case when you have leather boots. He doesn't though?

[@AlyaAdrianna-nk2tx]

Yeah you can pretty much tell they watch parkour civilization through parody and not the original ones

[@gritted]

@@bettergang2004he does have leather boots in the part i was showing. he just ignored the cap.

[@woofwoofdominoz3352]

In the rank up scene he has chain boots 1:37

[@ileanagheorghisor]

​@@grittedbro he had chainmail boots, not leather boots.

[@FireQuadstickman]

This video is funny specially the pvp duel🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@MousieMossuie]

i love this