IF TEXTS WERE REAL

What would life be like if text messages were real?
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CAST
Shayne Topp (@supershayne)
Courtney Miller (@co_mill)
Noah Grossman (@noahgrossman214)
Keith Leak Jr. (@keithleakjr)
Olivia Sui (@oliviasui)
Damien Haas (@damienhaas)
CREW
Director: Ryan Todd
Writers: Sarah Whittle, Monica Vasandani & Ryan Finnerty
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DP: Mitch Anderson
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Smosh Sketch Editor: Mike Small
GFX: Brittany Metz
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Wardrobe : Meredeth Peebles
Script Supervisor: Eddie Vigil V
Sound: Greg Jones
Gaffer: Billy Yates
Key Grip: Nick Giomuso
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[@kellyhernandez5396]

That Group Text segment hit hard 😭😩

[@justkittensbeingkittens5892]

IKR... been there, done that. Cried with my cats because I have no other friends....

[@zonko8293]

L

[@naruhearts1]

It's okay, atleast you get added to them 😁

[@j4ke830]

I really wanna like this comment but it's at 333 and I dont wanna chamge it

[@CyberEJ]

Sometimes those kinda segments hit the hardest for sure, especially when it's Courtney on the receiving end and her face always looks hurt. You just remember everytime the same thing has happened to you

[@04lauren06]

Olivia: *Why is Grandma black?* Grandma: *Yo daddy's not my son!*

[@Simply.Hope101]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nelverh7935]

@@janethblack6563 m?moo

[@aaronlfcynwa2951]

My mom is black so i must be black too

[@khaosgaming9569]

@•ItzMolly• its a joke from the video lol idk if you heard it lol

[@mechadoggy]

Was Daddy adopted by Grandma?

[@angelavila8]

90% of comments: *"WhY iS gRaNdMa BlAcK"*

[@ii_Spectre]

MR CPYCT you’re part of that 90%

[@genghisn7]

ii_Spectre Illuminati confirmed

[@thedorku9500]

my comrade

[@rafaelgarcia2399]

Do you think OJ did it?

[@pallamacorn-_-8384]

Ok but why can’t grandma be black

[@Camphreneas]

It would be perfect if they also replicated the autocorrect messages XD

[@murtazafatimy1051]

Meme Shorti رامین فضل

[@jenna8599]

Lol they already did like a longgg time ago

[@ilovemycats444]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@dylancole1910]

I would die, that would be perfect😄

[@mecchi8944]

ikr

[@Abiwg1910]

‘Why’s grandmother black’ HA I have no breath left

[@zoma1687]

😂😂😂

[@biglou6931]

Yasss

[@KotaTheGreatest]

''Look at this racist meme your father found" 😂😂

[@heathershaye4845]

I read that as it was said I'm dying

[@AXAND3R]

Lol yeah hahaha *awkward silence*

[@feelsykershey]

Olivia: is the only asian in the family Also Olivia: why is grandma black?

[@jacksauce]

UNIVERSAL SPACE EXPEDITIONER I get it. CaucASIANS. Nice.

[@dawidtan8]

Your Live In The Philippines And Your Commented On This Video But I Live In Bohol (Because Cebuano)

[@floatii5169]

UNIVERSAL SPACE EXPEDITIONER that’s actually been debunked

[@bi.fruitsalad]

Ikr😂

[@malenaradke5701]

Kershey Reign Duenas 💀💀💀💀

[@marissaturner7289]

“Why my grandma is black” Plot twist: grandma is adopted. I loved this video.

[@shaunthomas7921]

But olivia is asian

[@tenzinc1514]

No one gets the joke

[@ultrabigfella]

No one: Kieth: *do you think OJ did it?*

[@csengefekete4740]

3:15 love how Damien and Shayne are trying to keep a straight face

[@veryrainy1237]

Definitely Shane he’s trying to laugh

[@DamienWongHK]

"dO yOu ThInK oJ dId It" lmfao

[@kain9646]

watch my music videos

[@QuesQuestion]

Epic Network no

[@privcraft_]

@@kain9646 dude go away

[@dylanchristman978]

Yesnt

[@rafaelgarcia2399]

@@kain9646 stop

[@lukasdavistv]

WHERE’S THE AUTOCORRECT JOKES?!?!

[@user-yk8vp2tn6w]

way back in Smosh's "Golden" days

[@marschapel39]

Yeah they have a video all about that already

[@astone6601]

Crush: Hi Me: Is typing.... 8 hours later Me: No one has ever been in an empty room Crush: Ok....

[@user-mj1ox2re5r]

Тоже самое со zloymanom

[@youruncleolaf4694]

More random things to say when that happens: Tarantulas taste like prawns (prawns are shrimp, in case you’re not Australian) Lemons were bred from bitter oranges and citrons so technically, life didn’t give us lemons we made them ourselves Broccoli is also manmade, bred from wild mustard. I think that’s all I’ve got right now. They’re still good tho.

[@thescreamingbanana4791]

@@youruncleolaf4694 They're still tho?

[@youruncleolaf4694]

The Screaming Banana thank for pointing out my error, I fixed it.

[@mkayla7299]

Nice logo xd

[@itsttime2512]

nobody: grandma: do you think OJ did it? I CAN'T

[@itzastralx]

Grandson:no og is a amazing person and here to this country

[@skinnypepsi5922]

When is that part?

[@nevalyn]

Skinny Pepsi the end of the vid

[@blue-en9um]

Bruh I was just finna comment that

[@miasergio9420]

dO yAll prOnOuNcE it cRaYOn oR cRaYn HAD ME DEAD

[@mkg1097]

mispronouncing words is haha so funny and dOiNg ThIs Is AlSo FuNnY

[@miasergio9420]

Sunken the hedgehog hahaha it’s so funny

[@casualmystic3287]

i say crayan

[@miasergio9420]

Boring Oreo rEEt

[@casualmystic3287]

Mia Sergio rEEeEeEeEEsEeEEeEe pUUuUuUfEEeEeEES

[@marto3286]

2:36 Family Chats Where you write 2 texts a year and everyone else just seems to write there 'cause they have nothing better to do

[@gillianrodriguez2898]

No one: No one at all: Shayne: you up?

[@snickerdoodle5338]

no one: literally no one: not anyone in this world: Olivia: *WhY Is gRaNDmA BlAcK*

[@doperounds]

Do you think oj did it?

[@kain9646]

watch my music videos

[@olliedylan1381]

Like someone has to say something to provoke Olivia to say that¿

[@cheemsandbeans7952]

Why do people get so excited about getting likes on YT?

[@snickerdoodle5338]

@@cheemsandbeans7952 because people are happy they get noticed

[@kingkong2599]

“Do you think OJ did it” HOLY SHIT IM DEAD

[@SsbPrime]

Axel Santana so are his victims

[@bloodsuckinwerwolf]

SsbPrime oml 😂

[@metamorphicflame]

are you really?

[@bloodsuckinwerwolf]

Maggie Bueno si senior/Senora

[@jardonufool1808]

SsbPrime but were they his victims, or someone else’s?

[@jennabethbeauty]

As an Android user, I felt this on a spiritual level 😂

[@DrFlaccid]

As a Android user, I agree with you.

[@the1exnay]

Y'all weird Android people

[@the1exnay]

OH GOD, WHY IS EVERYTHING I SAY GREEN!!?!?!??!!?!?!!

[@the1exnay]

MAKE IT STOP!!!!!

[@CinematicPenguin]

@@the1exnay sorry that we use devices that work fine and don't don't affect you whatsoever

[@razy0148]

The whole being on read thing feels like it'd hurt more in person, hurts enough over text

[@sammychan071]

nobody: me: are you single? or are you non-faithful?

[@kain9646]

watch my music videos

[@lifesux1953]

I was 666th like

[@fanboyyourguy]

@@kain9646 nah

[@donutello_]

"yeah just be yourself" 0:45 this is why i have social anxiety

[@jacobthrasher6573]

3:15 Damien and Shayne trying not to break 😂

[@birlap_stan]

nobody: Shayne: My mom's black so I must be black too!

[@galaxy551]

"Seriously why is Grandma Black?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@theaidanator]

3:05 why is grandma black I DIED

[@beckhamroth1148]

Then How did you write this?!

[@pipelinelol]

Beckham Roth funny kid

[@beckhamroth1148]

pipeline thanks.

[@beckhamroth1148]

pipeline BTW how are you texting? Your a pipeline so...

[@a_person_421]

2:19 I can agree with my friends would be texting me something and I would just be like "Wow." "Cool"

[@rizzking]

Yo now i feel better for having an andriod. Shayne has completed me

[@renecast6405]

I love when everyone plays along with the improv and Damien never broke XD

[@key5401]

3:16

[@key5401]

Sorry 3:14 to 3:16

[@jerseyl0ad1ng]

Your theatre profile picture

[@thomasturner6980]

when she types on and off for 10 minutes and then just goes offline

[@theniche8664]

She likes you then

[@blazinpyromaniac]

"Why is grandma black." LMAO But why is sister Asian??

[@cherrypepsi3217]

Because I said so

[@_officialwatson]

@@cherrypepsi3217 🙄

[@subzeeroCS]

3:05 *wHy Is GrAnDmA bLaCk*

[@dead2675]

In a group chat Friend 1: Lets go watch a movie Friend 2: OK Friend 3: Lets go Friend 4: Yeah it will be fun Me: Lets go then Everybody: ............

[@JanAside]

My group chat Friend 0 Friend 0 Friend 0 Friend 0 Me""

[@loreleihoy6027]

I wish I had that many Friends

[@harleyss]

F

[@Stardustchords]

That has happened so many times 👁👄👁

[@tentacle6225]

My brother

[@__mye__8830]

I like how Courtney is the outcast in like almost all of these

[@hannahschuh4840]

OMG YESS (maybe I watch too much GMM but seriously) Did anyone else notice the shirt Noah is wearing at 2:55 is the same shirt Rhett wore in his random hair gel commercial? xD

[@rainehanc240]

Like = Old Smosh Reply = New Smosh Which is better?

[@seanstevenduco5722]

These comments are stupid. Stop.

[@rainehanc240]

You stop

[@seanstevenduco5722]

They are literally just comparing 2 equally great things. Like, get over it. Smosh already grew up. You should too.

[@ciinzu]

both

[@komagamez2000]

Both. Both is good.

[@NewbyTon]

If texts were real No one would talk or text me like they always do

[@DaddyyGrimm]

Same bro

[@eap4177]

True

[@jadehall8823]

Seen at 12:10 pm

[@jimmnycastle8955]

💪👽🖐🌮🌮 🐜

[@gavinmcmahon8878]

**You have been left on read** Pizza place

[@allonsy3891]

Read

[@natebrennan3716]

Read

[@yesb.3211]

Read

[@TiredCoolDudeDraws]

Read

[@angie7303]

I don’t get it *Read*

[@_PACMAN.]

“You up? “Yea and I wanna talk about my feeling” *left on read* It be like that sometimes

[@RitterLake]

The Damien pushing away relatives scene KILLS ME. So well filmed and edited and acted. Plus smosh squad

[@squidsaj1302]

No one: Shayne: *”YoU uP?”*

[@pujitora3176]

*wHy iS gRaMmA bLaCk*

[@urworstnightmarefr]

Anthony: Gets his own TV show on Nickelodeon Smosh: Did you see Taco Bells live last night!

[@urworstnightmarefr]

@Betty Andrade Its called "Throw back with Nickelodeon"

[@sherylyoung1478]

0:42 *when I'm trying to join it but never works out right* 2:11 *I dont care* 03:10 *grandma always texting you* 03:15 *shayne trying not to laugh* 03:21 *me when I'm asleep and my friend texts me* 03:47 *me when I dont know what to text* 04:08 *courtney laughing* 04:19 *shane just standing their* 04:23 *bloopers* *your welcome please leave a like*

[@yuanmoralde6226]

Baby gamora: did you do it?🤔 Thanos: yes😢 Baby gamora: what did it cost?🤔 Thanos: anthony💔

[@JustJay]

This was really well done and super accurate. :D

[@101mi7]

I was ur 100th like

[@gjyljetaavdijaj5886]

Medefa

[@lordhoth1]

Everyone: Bring back the old intro!! Smosh: *does not* Reality is often disappointing

[@vogo8363]

Anthony did the SHUT UP!!!! intro and he left smosh

[@effexgaming8960]

Good times

[@5outcast298]

@@vogo8363 ian and Anthony made it they said it at the same time

[@CattIsANerd]

DuhItzFlamerGamer no Ian was sick when they recorded it, so it was just Anthony. Personally I don’t care either way whether they bring the intro back or not.

[@timlescolan6744]

Things to remember: A lot of apple users are entitled brats and android users are not necessarely poor

[@vivshields5964]

Oop- You said it...

[@baguettesarenice]

I’m a simple girl.... I see Damien, I click

[@ghost-wl3pm]

@Jane R What???

[@laylaperez1130]

“Hey how ya been?!” *whispers* “Good, kinda lonely right now” ~~MEEE!!!~~

[@sidorovich9866]

I have a suggestion. Every IKEA Ever

[@KhanhLam777]

They did it

[@syfico]

@@KhanhLam777 Let me guess, all of it was true except that nothing was the same in the IKEAs of Sweden. Which is where it's from...

[@makai5819]

@@KhanhLam777 no they didn't

[@kevinnajjar5500]

Makai Cunningham they did

[@sidorovich9866]

i can't find the video anywhere

[@sliceofsparta8985]

The Damien ignoring his family bit and outtakes cause pain to my ribs

[@CommanderViviax]

That is hysterical ! And accurate. The ignoring messages thing with Damian! Lol. So funny! And that's me when there's a Instant Messenger about, lol. Most of the time.

[@zyaicob]

"Yo Max is really weird" Also Keith totally messed up the scene where he was a grandma and Damien rolled with it like a champ

[@Eufamis]

what do you mean

[@zyaicob]

@@Eufamis he fumbled the word pronounce

[@ionlylovenina]

no one: literally no one: no one ever: Shane: "gRanDmA'S blAcK so I mUsT bE bLaCk ToO"

[@JayNapier]

Except there was dialogue before he said that

[@101mi7]

Lmfao

[@shirley4400]

"dO you thiNk OJ diD it?"

[@unlikelyaspy23]

Nina Marie *logic crying in the corner*

[@camellie4463]

@@JayNapier is it weird that right when I read it the video said it!

[@sarahdrakemusic]

this is probably my favorite smosh sketch lmao

[@dankspank5774]

Funny how Smosh and Anthony are right next to eachother on trending

[@niko0303_]

Nobody Literally nobody *Inserts Awkward Silence*

[@m.m078]

The bloopers are so funny 😂 I fuzzing love this video. This comment is family friendly

[@NightGhosttYT]

Not any more BITCH

[@szymsta1308]

Fuzz means soda(pop) in certain places, would you like to be called a soda?, which thi means it's a insult thus you're demonized -youtube 2019

[@okok6746]

SilverPanda320 _ thanks you

[@plankwastaken]

@@NightGhosttYT wait I'm gonna say the n. Word it's nigward

[@itadoriyuuji605]

@@plankwastaken i thought that it was Nintendo 64

[@kaywelder]

We need some Smosh behind the scenes 😭😭

[@firefroot5177]

honestly sometimes the improve is funnier than the show the endings always make me laugh so much

[@alexsargent143]

2:47 He pushed the people off for being annoying 😂😂😂

[@violetb.8041]

I was watching Shayne Topps best moments before you guys posted😆

[@jamighanijr8128]

Bruh when damien was swiping that was so accurate 😂

[@wheeler6768]

"Why is Grandma black" - Olivia 2019

[@whippydaisy9819]

This video is my *favorite pizza place*

[@leog.6736]

Whippy Daisy THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO ON THE INTERNET

[@h18skx]

Ha so funny I forgot to laugh

[@pipelinelol]

no that just doesn't work

[@veenamathur4854]

@@h18skx goddammit hater

[@veenamathur4854]

@@pipelinelol yea.....

[@Phin_Again]

Keith: Do you think OJ did it? Oml that killed me

[@diordo4109]

*I released a song 4 weeks ago!!* 💥 I will choose 14 people who Iiked that song, they will get 3 iPhone X

[@Phin_Again]

@Cat Lover even tho they spammed, the only grammar error i saw was the fact that X wasn't plural

[@clowneeroni]

I could be doing something productive, but Smosh is as productive as I get.

[@seaofserenity95]

The group chat one....I FELT that XD

[@MeganR9156]

I relate so damn much to the first one😂

[@shibagillion9433]

“Why is grandma black” had me dying😂😂😂

[@misfitowl4845]

I was searching for this comment cuz that had me dying too

[@tiredproductions8630]

Dad on the vacation skit was hilarious.

[@OlivierWangTheReiVilo]

Every single bit of this video is hilarious 😂

[@bigtidygothgamergf4699]

Shane "you up?" *yes and I want to talk about my feelings* *Leaves*

[@juancaaaful]

wrong video mate

[@syahrizapuspokusumo1664]

@@juancaaaful no it's the right video

[@Imperius_Rex_753]

"Why is grandma black?" Olivia Sui, 2019

[@reni5486]

😂 I do the “let’s hang out” but not right now thing all the time 😂😂

[@aweeb2365]

Smosh:upload a vid Me: *THATS ILLEGAL*

[@veelor4857]

Me: sup (24 hours later) Cousin: hey sup

[@MeganR9156]

THE ENDING THO!! WHEN KEITH ASKED WHO DID IT!😭😂

[@sophiejohnson8416]

1:05 ... this is me ONE HUNDRED PERCENT ME

[@ladymisdreavus5628]

"Seriously though, why is grandma black" "my mom's black so I must be black too" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@juanmacedas3903]

Ever look through the comments and wish, "Dang, I wish I wrote that!"

[@umhh-fh7sd]

Juan Macedas Chu yes

[@paigeedgar6509]

Juan Macedas) dang I wish I wrote that

[@tomaszek116]

"Seriously why is grandma black??" said asian daughter hahaha Olivia has the best puns!

[@ematique4392]

Those you up texts 😂😂😂😭😭😭 The thirst is so real 😂😂😂

[@rmannayr2129]

LOL That Group Text Segment!

[@cryinglullabies]

no one: olivia: WhY iS oUr GrAnDmA bLaCk

[@therealjazzyj4013]

"Do you think OJ did it?" Keith Leak Jr 2019

[@user-ol8fl7lc6b]

Smosh changed so much but i still love it!

[@kailee3341]

Love how the video ended with "do you think oj did it?"😂

[@thecrazybanana3866]

3:04 "why is grandma black" - Olivia Sui 2019

[@Hyblup]

3:05*

[@charlotterose2208]

and this is why it’s good to pull an all-nighter, so you don’t miss out on any Smosh videos. ( it’s 12:33am in Australia 🇦🇺)

[@Bayoryx]

nobody: not a single soul: Olivia: wHy Is GrAnDmA bLaCk?!

[@brae1852]

I feel like Courtney has been on the spot a lot. I like her and everything but I like the others just as much

[@paradox_manonfire]

Keith is Hilarious. "Do you think O.J. Did it?" My God

[@Nayops23]

0:15 Courtney’s my favorite🍕place☎️

[@ThePhilAretosShow]

Omg the family was incredible.

[@abs333]

Number 6 on trending! Good job Smosh!

[@Toxe2x]

0:36 Damien's face is just PRICELESS

[@jeremymcwiliker9030]

When someone takes 4 hours To reply then you reply instantly

[@pickles6981]

I'm the kinda person to reply instantly if i can, what can i say I'm a speedy boi or someone who has free time 😂

[@TheNightWolfDJ]

0:40 Almost every group chat I've ever been in LOL 😂

[@thepineappleman4442]

This was so accurate lol