If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device - Episode 12.5: Awful Answers

[@goliath1179]

“My Lord. Rogal Dorn is dead.” “That isn’t fucking stopping me.” Centuribear: *sweats nervously*

[@ReaperofValhalla]

Probably because he knows it not true and dark Eldar planeted bugs in the palace

[@AttackonDragons]

@@ReaperofValhalla is that why he can't explain his plan?

[@ReaperofValhalla]

@@AttackonDragons most definitely. There is an underlining genus to his plans… he’s just uniformed about certain things like the Ultramarines are no longer a legion but a chapter

[@kinagrill]

@@AttackonDragons More like he just answers you literally... 'Rogal can you tell the plan? ' -> 'Yes.'

[@mithiwithi]

@@kinagrill "Will you?" "No."

[@bryantdardin6291]

>semi-automatic Implying the Orks fire anything on Semi-Auto

[@beastwarsFTW]

Orks have a Semi-Auto, its when it doesn't fire unless you pull the trigger, Full-Auto is when it expels the full clip each time it fires. also Full-Auto are red Semi-Auto in a different color like black so the bullets go thru armor, green so they group batter, or purple for stealth.

[@selahh7032]

beastwarsFTW Stealth Bullets.

[@beastwarsFTW]

Fleet Admiral agigabyte you never hear purple guns fire

[@observer2484]

Were did you received this information?

[@beastwarsFTW]

Sebastian Yarrick told me.

[@LordCHull]

"I am deeply disgusted with you, and I hope you explode." Best reply from the Emperor.

[@diegob1600]

Chandler Hull not to mention the brief pause where he made that hope come true lmao

[@emporertorvus4475]

brilliant

[@meowmeowmeow594]

Chandler Hull *distant explosion*

[@mr.moseby2456]

Chandler Hull 9:55 beautiful

[@finnheisenheim8274]

*Eldar booty*

[@PsychopathUltimate]

"I have no mouth and I must scream." That was fucking genius.

[@scribeslendy595]

I almost cried I was laughing so hard at that. In-jokes ftw

[@Narsilion098]

I've literally laughed out loud hearing that.

[@ninja011]

That one almost killed me, I was drinking when it hit.

[@thesnackburger2317]

Isent it a title of a scifi horror shortstory?

[@merrittanimation7721]

Cantankerous Malcontent yes

[@TiernanWilkinson]

"This is 4th-degree Warp-realm fuckery; none of your concern" is the new, "Jedi business, go back to your drinks."

[@johnwicked1132]

i dont get it tho

[@Qardo]

@@johnwicked1132 In other words, "Mind your own damn business. And drink your damn drink." Also, the Emperor is breaking the Fouth Wall.

[@johnwicked1132]

@@Qardo When i first read that i thought someone was angry at me, but now i realize what you mean, thank you for the explanation

[@dark7element]

Gotta love the guardsman who asks "What is your favorite color?" to the guy who had golden armor, an entire palace made out of gold, a throne of gold, and his entire personal guard wearing nothing but gold.

[@macrussell78]

...I bet it's blue.

[@ComradeCheekiBreeki]

THAT'S WHAT AN ULTRAMARINE WOULD SAY

[@macrussell78]

@@ComradeCheekiBreeki 40k theory time: Is Papa Smurf the true God Emperor?

[@davidm382]

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[@MizantropMan]

So it's obvious that his favourite colour is red.

[@RemixExtender]

_"Rogal Dorn is dead."_ OH HOW LITTLE YOU KNEW KITTEN

[@robertnelson9599]

Well, it will be easier for the Emperor to teach him a lesson.

[@PerogiPalooka]

Gonna need some clarification on this statement now- a quick check of the lexicarnum still states him as being dead- what changed?

[@TheBallazan]

@@PerogiPalooka Keep watching and you will find out

[@t.s.7166]

@@PerogiPalooka I'm sure you already know this but he's in this series

[@matthewallen2273]

666th like!

[@mabusxb856]

"UM m'lord Rogel Dorn is dead" "That isn't fucking stopping me" I actually had to stop so i could laugh enough

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

Mabus XB And irony is fun.

[@harryratcliffe8882]

That one line was so funny that my entire skitarii legion laughed half to death while we were fighting 30,000 genestealer cult members. Still kicked their fucking arses while only loosing 20 servitors and nothing else. FUCK YOU GENESTEALERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@KingIshimaru]

"The orks just want to fight all the time and never make anything of their lives." It occurs to me that from a certain point of view the Orks might be the only sane lifeform in the 40k universe, or at least the only one with realistic goals in a setting custom-designed for endless, pointless, bloody conflict. Love 'em or hate 'em, the Orks know what they want from life, and Emps help us all, they're doing what they love every day and will for the rest of eternity. That's more than most of us can say.

[@_Muzolf]

KingIshimaru Exactly, basicly the Orks are the only race who are in general, happy with their lives in this setting.

[@marcogypaetus9607]

The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude. -Uthan the Perverse, Eldar Philosopher. Nuff said.

[@robertnelson9599]

Yeah, the Orks do have it pretty good when you think about it.

[@scottmurphy4946]

Live Laugh Waaagghhh

[@imperator5228]

Yeah; fighting IS making something of their lives for them.

[@DocWolph]

Emperor: "How did this happen to me?" *A Servitor, of high quality and maintenance, walks up and leaves a VERY thick History book at the Emperor's rotted feet and walks away. [On] the book is a note reading simply, "If you ever ask, READ. - Malcador"

[@voidjockey82]

Given him repeating... nearly all of history's mistakes was a result of his ego, might as well drop some psychology- and self-help-books.

[@vanillaboy-rr8dv]

@@voidjockey82 pterodactyl screech by reading both of the comments

[@laurenkirby97]

"Is someone listening?" "No, but in case someone is I hope they feel fucking awful right about now.". I'm pretty sure he knows the dark eldar are listening at this point already.

[@word6344]

I wonder what they feel about the Fabulous Custodes

[@laurenkirby97]

@@word6344 Aroused, unimaginably and uncontrollably erect. Though probably not as much as from the thought of bdsm.

[@SoaringDragon562]

@@word6344 “So WE get She-Who-Thirsts while THEY get off scot-free for feeling the exact same way, well that’s just fucking fantastic.”

[@syrusalder7795]

Wait they were listening to that? How?

[@laurenkirby97]

@@syrusalder7795 That gets revealed later

[@DreadKiwi]

The "enough dakka" answer was amazing.

[@irvinnazifizak3467]

NOH, *MOAR DAKKA*

[@torontomercenary]

Never enough dakka

[@jeremybk54]

it might be heresy to agree with the orks, but they are right in always needing more dakka for any situation

[@contemptordreadnought]

You are suggesting orks fire in semi auto.

[@OrificeHorus]

*multilaser masturbation*

[@Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni]

Yay he picked up my question! But screw you Custodes, I'm not a Tau, i'm just a very civilized Ork.

[@seand.g423]

He's still ( fucking _still_ ) getting over a pretty fucked-up breakup, alright? Don't mind him.

[@darrianweathington1923]

Suika Ibuki ... BURN HERETIC

[@dragongrandmaster]

not asking about drinking that sounds like heresy

[@ajshell2]

But they misspelled your name in the letter. Oh well.

[@thetruenemesis469]

WAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[@viettrungtran4500]

STD is the end of Eldar race... Wow. Never see that coming.

[@swootymedia6398]

+Việt Trung Trần NEITHER DID THEY HUE HUE HUE. ...Sorry.

[@szarekhthesilentking9671]

+Kevin Lefebvre Darn tootin

[@Cesar_233]

SILENCE

[@szarekhthesilentking9671]

Vergil Games I'm the best at that

[@awendigowithinternetaccess4400]

*claps*

[@ultimatum1895]

the fucking chaplain one had me rolling in tears from laughter

[@Dustkim]

I'm super late to this but once emps started singing I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard.

[@barrackoli]

Holy shit, I just come back to this and realized he said "Santodes" was the one who tried to sacrifice himself in similar vein to Ollanius Pius, and that Santodes as of now was revealed to be currently in a dreadnought when not dying. That's some detail-oriented worldbuilding Alfa.

[@redwitch95]

Don't forget how funny Emps' comments about Ollanius are in the context of the HH books and their history together

[@94Assault]

The Emperor's description of "enough dakka" was.... simply beautiful. VERY painful sounding but beautiful.

[@adrianjavellana8648]

So having Eldars as waifus isn't heresy? PRAISE THE EMPEROR

[@fulcrum2951]

Adrian Javellana well only if they werent arrogant dicks ("normal eldars") or bdsm addict (dark eldars) then maybe

[@JacatackLP]

fulcrum 29 why is the second one bad? ;)

[@fulcrum2951]

JacatackLP didn't realized you're into those stuff

[@JacatackLP]

fulcrum 29 everything is fun to get into when you worship Slaneesh :D

[@bryanbarcelo5440]

THAT is heresy.

[@AngronTheRadAngel]

I DEMAND A CD CONTAINING THE EMPEROR'S GREATEST HITS. GODS ABOVE, THAT MUSICAL NUMBER WAS GLORIOUS!

[@alfabusa]

Would it be enough to turn you loyalist again?

[@AngronTheRadAngel]

***** BY ALL THAT IS HOLY, THROW IN SOME KISS, ABBA, OR MOTLEY CRUE, AND I'LL PERSONALLY BEAT ABADDON TO DEATH WITH HIS OWN ARMS!

[@penaxor]

Khorne Berserker He has arms?

[@alfabusa]

His arms don't exist. JUST LIKE YOU!

[@AngronTheRadAngel]

***** ....-THAT'S! THAT'S IMPOSSIB- *blinks out of existence*

[@maicolbellomo5623]

" I have no mouth and I must scream" HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@markusallen6818]

Well he does have a mouth it just can't move because all it's muscle is roted away

[@ryanjoncas5146]

@Brother Kotello it is a reference to a short story about a sadistic A.I. torturing the last humans left alive.

[@Spartan135]

@@ryanjoncas5146 that sounds fcking dark.

[@AJPDing]

@@Spartan135 it is

[@kaynealexander4993]

"This is the Imperial Palace, nobody can get in here." slavesayswhat.

[@nerozero5355]

the revelation I had after rewatching this made me realize how far ahead Alfabusa had actually planned and how they brought foreshadowing to another level, this is some 4th degree warp-realm storytelling.

[@Burgermeister1836]

I AM REINSTALLING THE PALACE

[@alfabusa]

SOON.

[@RockCroc24]

I actually cannot wait for the next one.

[@MrGiubba85]

Holy fucking shit about time

[@MrSkills123]

Been checking daily to see if a new one is out, feels like I've been doing this for months. Definitely one of the best thing online for my taste!

[@MasterRulesTheWorld]

I'm pretty sure I check this daily to see if there is a new one lol

[@josephstalin6549]

I have a question for the emperor: Why does he look like Jesus?

[@scoman91]

Wow, I just noticed the clever trick with text in the opening. When they say "the death of the sun" there's a blink and you'll miss it moment where the word sun becomes son. Really clever.

[@falloutghoul1]

Probably referencing Fucking Horus. :)

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

Considering the ongoing theme of the Emperor's relationship with each of his 'sons' (and his ignorance or poor choices leading them to despise, revere, or die in the name of him), you really gotta wonder which son that refers to. You could say Horus, in which case the full line is "We are the center, the death of Horus". In which case, it makes little sense, as Horus was thrown into the Retconnian. It could be Sanguinius, in which case it makes a little bit more sense. "We are the center, the death of Sanguinius." Sanguinius died for his Emperor and his Imperium, and what's left of it is essentially built on his sacrifice. Symbolically, the Imperium therefore is feeding off of death. As much as anyone else, Rogal Dorn could be the son referred to. (No spoilers, people.) Rogal is still considered to be, if not *the* best, one of the best defensive tacticians in history. He built an empire on the premise of having a strong center. Except, that would make the line "we are the center, death of the Center"... so, yeah. It could be Magnus. He's still officially on the Imperium's naughty list, so... And of course, there's Kitten. The Emperor has referred to him as a son numerous times, and at the time of writing Kitten has the strongest interpersonal bond to the Emperor of anyone in existence. Imagine what his death would do to the Emperor. Consider also the context of the line. The line itself, and the one before it, both showed the Emperor himself. I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

[@Astavyastataa]

In all my years…I never noticed this.

[@theenderdestruction2362]

@@Egalitariat-likesecretariat ok so let's just agree that if kitten every truly die that the enemy's of man would be dead

[@jefferycrouse4652]

@@Egalitariat-likesecretariat I think Boy has replaced Kitten at this point

[@Gotonis]

>Suika Ibuki >Tau >Tauhou I see what you did there.

[@VeeTOHFan]

son of a

[@Spartan135]

@@VeeTOHFan heretic...

[@apolloknight9521]

@@Spartan135 which language is this?

[@AusSP]

@@apolloknight9521 Suika Ibuki is a character from the Japanese video game series Touhou. I don't think swapping "tou" for "tau" works, though.

[@reimuhakurei2123]

JAPANESE GOBLIN

[@JabberwockOclock]

4:50 SANTODES! Oh Alfabusa you wonderful web weaver, so you finally got to spring him on us after dropping his name with no fanfare. JUST AS PLANNED!

[@unnamedenemy9]

And over 4 years later, Santodes makes his reappearance as a fucking Pillarstodes dreadnought. Damn man. That's a deep cut I didn't even realize *was* a deep cut until I randomly decided to re-watch the series!

[@Canadian_Zac]

My favourite bit is how much Emps shit talks Guilliman and is glad he's not around. Telling them to unplug his life support. And he was the first one to wake up

[@johnlucas2838]

Then again, I should probably not judge Then again, I should probably not judge Then again, I should probably not judge Did.... Did, I just see that right at 2:57 through like 3:05 .... Then again, I should probably not judge....

[@Sir_knight_trooper]

John Lucas you saw it right!!

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

Martin Williamson then again he probably should not judge

[@jackmack4181]

Saw what?

[@willtiffany5409]

*snickers in Alpha Legion*

[@doom4167]

Where

[@peterbanks926]

This should become a real tv show

[@boooster101]

+Peter Banks sadly the 40k fanbase is on a global scale too small (and nerdy) for projects like TV series's or hollywood movies

[@minimmats]

+boooster101 The Warcraft Movie says "hi".

[@PinkB00mer]

+MinimMats Well Blizzard, Warcraft and World of Warcraft is more well known overall and Blizzard has an infinite amount of money to back it up.

[@minimmats]

Pink Boomer Even so, the idea that something is "too nerdy" to make it is silly. Seriously, we just got a Ratchet and Clank movie, and that isn't exactly Oscar-bait material.

[@PinkB00mer]

MinimMats Definitely. I just don't think anyone has had the founds to be able to make a Warhammer 40k movie even if they wanted to. It's a massive risk. Which most companies wouldn't be okay wit htaking.

[@PsychopathUltimate]

00:00 Pre-show 01:04 Show intro 01:22 Pre-answers 02:02 Apta Dniwe 02:29 Joseph Lyons 03:22 Daemon Primarch 04:56 The Reds Will Rise Again 06:11 Brent Keller 07:11 Grey Knight 31 07:50 Marculario the Rocket Soldier 07:58 Sergeant Veda Ra 08:20 Chaplain Valerius 09:07 REDACTED 09:22 Fierybanana42 09:30 IKillthin0 09:35 Mirkel Leliveld | Fascinating Person 09:41 Kyle Morris 09:48 HERETIC 10:30 Lord Commissar Wolf 11:24 Jack W Productions | Aexeiz Deuam | Scorpios Alpha | Insect Spray | Wade Webster | Mrk Nakvadrat | David Christensen | Austen Welser | Dadab22 | Jon Shackell | Quinton Nickum | WillofBob | Gorgutz Ed'unter | Ozis Ponas | Sicor94 | Chris digs History | nothingtosee | Efedors | starengineer | HaloSpartan300 | MegaEpicman25 | JamesTobiasStewart | Bentusil6 | et cetera 12:30 Suika Ikubi 13:03 Fresh Sorcerer 13:53 Dr. White 14:03 Yohan Gasmask 15:35 Lunar Templar 16:20 Magmos 17:28 Post-answers 17:50 Bruva Alfabusa 18:17 Shoutouts | Eliphas the Inheritor & Earndil Slartibartfast 20:50 Closing statements

[@Haariroy]

+PsychopathUltimate People who do contents posts for youtube videos deserved a god damn medal.

[@brightestlight9462]

+Psychopath IM VALERIUS IM VALERIUS HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WAS SO HAPPY I GOT PICKED.

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

+Psychopath Preacher, keep on preaching!

[@7000_Skeletons]

The only medal they deserve is the "we're sorry you bothered" for spending an entire 10 minutes posting something no one even uses just to get likes.

[@PsychopathUltimate]

We're sorry you bothered for spending an entire ten minutes being a falure just to get no likes. Enjoy your medal.

[@savage7882]

Rogal Dorn IS dead In pretend

[@calorinedarkness5232]

My 15 minute daily mirror gazing confirms this.

[@gideonmele1556]

In Dornvoice: “yyyyesss”

[@vinnylatoria4478]

*In Deep Rogal Dorn voice* I must fortify this statement.

[@samlevy9897]

(also in a Dorn voice) No. Words are intangible, and do not require fortifications.

[@louisarius9672]

To me, TTSD is canon. It's much more consistent and not poorly written like GW themselves do.

[@Crusader-Ramos45]

Who would think an animated comedy parody of an epic space dark fantasy like this would get people the whole tabletop game and lore?

[@Starlight-yk7pk]

And it's also not so headache inducing Seriously one book I read shifts from imperial guard to elder to dark elder to space Marines so often and fast enough I thought dark elder got imperial guard tanks and got them fast AF And was so thrown off I just couldn't keep track

[@christopherbryson325]

Here after the announcement of the TTS hiatus. On one hand, it's really heartbreaking now to hear Alfa talk about this project with excitement and how happy it has made him to see it do so well given what happened recently. On the other hand, though, it's also heartening to see this community rally to help him out to the point that his Patreon is near $20,000. We love you, Alfa.

[@TheGloryofCadia]

Firstly: I'm starting to accept this as cannon Secondly: Were these messages actually asked by real people? Or did Alfabusa have a free night?

[@alfabusa]

They were asked by real people, I demanded people ask questions in the previous video!

[@FartMaster69]

***** And the mad men actually listened to you! I can't believe it!

[@TheGloryofCadia]

***** And I missed that??? (Commits suicide in the name of the Emprah)

[@themumbles5808]

TheGloryofCadia THEEE EMBRAH

[@eldritchgod4308]

@@themumbles5808 de em-bruh-ra

[@thecommentguy9380]

So Kitten told Santodes to throw himself in front of the emperor in nothing but loincloth and end up becoming a mech-daddy. An absolute win for Santodes i must say.

[@simonnachreiner8380]

ACCCESS GGGGRAANTED

[@shellderbeast8064]

After watching 'The Fate of TTS" and listening to Alfabusa's credits at the end of this, I'm in tears again, because he's so damn precious and wholesome, much like Kitten. You are the best waffle-thangy in the galaxy Alfabusa

[@FrancisHatesStairs]

Fuuuuuck Games Workshop.

[@Sabrowsky]

the question is still valid tho, WHY DOES KHORN LOVES PONIES?

[@DarksteelPenguin]

ISN'T THAT OBVIOUS?

[@Itri_Vega]

Because the cuter the victims are, the more ruthless you feel when you murder them...^^

[@Sabrowsky]

Sand Katze no but he loves ponies.WHY WOULD HE MURDER PONIES HE LOVES

[@Itri_Vega]

Sabrowsky Hm.... I always thought he considered slaughtering an artform and an expression of appreciation. Meaning the more he likes something, the more effort in being creative he puts into the murder...

[@Kartissa]

Because Friendship is Magic! Oh, wait.... he doesn't like either of those, does he?

[@Dalipsingh111111]

10:12 Kitten: "Nobody could be listening here, this is the Imperial Palace!" "Slavesayswhat!"

[@jarlathquinn2628]

What!i… no

[@BananaChicken21]

@@jarlathquinn2628I will reinstall the Palace

[@kaden-sd6vb]

​@BananaChicken21 *DO NOT DO THIS.*

[@Nohhjkl]

@@kaden-sd6vbI AM REINSTALLING THE PALACE.

[@magoichi75]

You know your question is bad when you make the god emperor start singing edgy pre-teen music......we're all doomed.

[@TheFreshSorcerer]

Guess I'm going to Terra.

[@KOTYAR0]

So... well?

[@Inqusitor_VDM]

MORE INFORMATION PLS

[@spooderlover3512]

YOU CAN'T JUST GO TO HOLY TERRA AND NOT TELL US HOW IT WENT

[@luxuriouslobster3681]

Dat Dakka.

[@luxuriouslobster3681]

Our chapter master Alfabusa liked this? I am humbled! Wait, wrong word, excited is the word! :D

[@Morec0]

Gorgutz Ead'Unter Wait.. why is an Ork in a chapter?

[@luxuriouslobster3681]

I aint the first...

[@qiushuang239]

Gorgutz Ead'Unter So, Alfabusa is now the biggest and he is now your boss?

[@luxuriouslobster3681]

Yup

[@GhostDr3amer]

I almost choked laughing after chaplain question. This is glorious.

[@natp8387]

The bit about Olianus Pious is very touching, and awesome. The rest is hilarious!

[@wazzupsters]

"THAT PERSON SOUNDS LIKE A KETCHUP ENTHUSIAST" Is the best insult I've ever heard

[@40kWarh]

Lol. Apta Dniwe xD It reads as ARTA DNISHE (АРТА ДНИЩЕ), that means "Artillery Sucks". (I think its from WoT)

[@xaverosso3605]

No

[@kcdodger]

"I could go for some tacos" -God emperor of mankind.

[@jagnestormskull3178]

Taco Tuesday or Taco Friday?

[@gamemeister27]

@@jagnestormskull3178 Taco Tuesday is on Friday

[@jagnestormskull3178]

@@gamemeister27 THE CRIMSON KING SHALL PREVAIL!

[@magmos6346]

I thought today was going to be a pretty cruddy one. I applied for a job at a Games Workshop store only for them to turn me down. Then you updated and it got better. Then I find out you used my question. Probably gonna take me till Wednesday for this grin to leave my face. Thanks Bruva Alfabusa!

[@goldcreeper7376]

4:47 OOOOH! So Santodes the dreadnought that we see later on in the series is the same Santodes that Kitten convinced to throw himself at Horus ? That's amazing continuity right here !

[@maxkennedy8075]

Goldcreeper Came here to comment that

[@maxkennedy8075]

Goldcreeper Also you mean dreadnought not terminator

[@goldcreeper7376]

@@maxkennedy8075 yep, thank you, no idea why I made that error

[@GraybeardRealities]

solidarity in this series, its why i love it so much

[@laurenkirby97]

Can't believe santodes is mentioned this early, and in a manner that explains how he got to his current state, the writing in this is pure genius.

[@Oliolli3]

4:49 At least Santodes doesn't seem to hold any ill will towards Kitten for that.

[@R_Caine]

Santodes had a glow up and he's absolutely ecstatic about it.

[@theghostinthemachine]

O Great and Glorious Emperor and guardian of all mankind please answer me this: How can Lord Creed hide his forces so effectively? The Imperator Titan that just showed up and saved us guardsmen from the Tyranids on the hive-front appears to have emerged from under the commander's coaster in the command tent. I was not aware a cheap folding card table could support the weight of such a glorious device. Also the coaster was a shot-glass coaster.

[@Rixoli]

My money is on CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(26 hours later)-EEEEEEEEEEED being host to a shard of the emperor's massive gold-plated granite balls of unfathomable awesome and therefore, falls under the "I'm the mother-fucking emperor" clause

[@The274Show]

"For being a regular human, that man had such titanic fucking balls that I want to clap my hands vigorously just thinking about it." This just cracks me up every time XDDDD

[@Maverickslayer744]

I choked on my food when the Emperor started singing "How could this happen to me."

[@Sucy1776]

BUT WHO IS THE EMPEROR'S WAIFU?

[@ianlewis523]

Isha... don't tell anybody...

[@Ddarth_sidious]

Ian Lewis Nurgle would be mad to hear that.

[@ianlewis523]

Darth Sidious Why do you think he hates Chaos?

[@joshsierakowski9553]

Isn't there some Callidus disguised as him running around doing something with Macha?

[@Wertsir]

blindWarlock Ynnead

[@TheAfroMenace]

6:46 I wonder if Rogal Dorn's gonna get that talk now?

[@yoyojor]

! We need a full version of the Emperor singing "how could this happen to me"!

[@ThePa1riot]

(For future Q&As. Question could be read in-universe by "Brother Hantiel of the Blood Angels") "You Magnificence, For those of us unversed in such complex arcana, how would your webway work exactly if it was completed and how would it be different from the Xeno Eldar's? Perhaps more importantly, is there any chance that you could finish this great work in your current state? Your's and Sanguinus' humble servant, Company Champion Hantiel"

[@madman12222]

I like how the Emperor only pays attention to the Tau because of the Tau females lusts for "greater Goods" lol

[@MatthewCampbell765]

By the way, I have to say that I'm kind of impressed with how the TTS device sound. For some reason, it sounds both badass and funny at the same time.

[@sarahgraves6759]

"I have no mouth and I must scream." I'm effing dead. That was hilarious. Such a great story.

[@Rizz_Messiah]

It just occurred to me that the Brother Santodes that sacrificed himself to save the emperor is the same Santodes that accompanied Kitten to mars.

[@crimsonalphafield1727]

Congratulations Alfa, I've been a fan of the Alfa Legion for years & I have only just joined it for a half a year, but sadly this was the last time I've tried to contributed to one of these Q'n'A & "Decide the Fate of" videos, this was like my 3rd or 4th attempt at this & I know now that I'll never win(I remember that one Q'n'A were I asked about your game, still thankful for that) So I think my last question was either too stupid, laughable, or not worth answering, but I like to say Cheers to your 20,000 subs, may your day be great! From Lord Commander Deimos

[@alfabusa]

Hey Deimos! I can tell you that the progress of picking out questions is ever random, so I am sorry that I've not picked yours for many of these videos. I can tell you that I always appreciate your comments though, and that I do recognize your presence on a whole lot of my videos and have done for years! So, basically, it makes me really happy that you are still around and watch my stupid Little videos to this day. :')

[@crimsonalphafield1727]

***** Its ok Alfa, think I befriended Karl(he forgot why he did) & Thunder(By accident) So I think I'm a bit close to the legion, but not very much, plus I'm also writing about the Alfa Legion version of the Crimson Legion(my quote on quote company of the Alfa Legion) so I can remember how I placed myself......by that I'm being stranded along on a big metal planet, but I do appreciate you acknowledging my existence!(sorry about that, I forget that its random, still giving up though)

[@crimsonalphafield1727]

***** Why I keep mention stuff I do on a daily bases is a bad habit of mine, sorry.

[@etchasketch5018]

***** I find it hilarious that you decided to pick my stupid question the first time I asked anything though.

[@DreadPyriteBob]

"I have no mouth and I must scream" Effing gold

[@zylaaeria2627]

The Dakka part was so beautiful.

[@RvBnerd618]

8:38 Holy shit, I cried at this scene! Even with a text to speech device, the Emperor sang that song beautifully. T_T

[@ghostly2430]

That intro.......I can’t stop watching it.

[@tythadiusd7917]

What's the soundtrack to the intro?

[@stalhandske9649]

@@tythadiusd7917 It is a piece "We are One" by martial industrial performer Christian Erdmann by the name _Triarii._

[@Jessegalang]

Been on a rewatch and 18:43 oh hey it's that music track they use as a ringtone in Hunter: The Parenting and Norfolk Wizard Game

[@bainbonic]

Oh god, the Suika question took me so off guard. So perfectly in-character, I love it. XD

[@zaelheimricht4978]

''It sounds like you're actually starting to answer these questions now. No one's listening in, right? Of course, nobody could be listening in, this is the imperial palace, nobody could get in there." Vect, Rakarth, Timothy, and over 1.7 million people: *"Lol."*

[@CHR1SZ7]

liek if dat opning maeks u cri evrytiem

[@alfabusa]

dis cament meketh me cri of hapynus.

[@GraybeardRealities]

@@alfabusa you went dark age of tech and medieval with that reply

[@kevintoutcourt4164]

Santodes: MMMMH, LITTLE KITTEN, I HAVE NOW SMOOTH AURAMITE, OILED JOINTS, A WELL ROUNDED CHASSIS AND A THERMIC REACTOR PULSATING WITH SMOOTH VELVETY BEATS SO THIS IS FAIR.

[@RustyTheTroll]

Love you too, Afla. Great work again, noticed a little bit of flickering but not the end of the world.

[@alfabusa]

Yeah, I sat around for a couple of hours trying to fix that but apparently it for through somehow. I'm not sure how it happened and where it came from in the first place! Hopefully most viewers won't mind it as much as I do, ehehe. Thanks alot though!

[@macasaurusrex4863]

I will miss this

[@somerandomguy2316]

I love the image of the god emperor of mankind standing up off of his throne and just fucking up some tacos

[@dirty_pastor_5764]

"I have no mouth and I must scream." I'm literally died in laughter when I heard that.😂🤣

[@isaaczierk3257]

The writing for this is fucking amazingly fantastic. I can't stop laughing.

[@EXRazeBurn]

"Suika Ibuki...probably from one of those fuckin' Tau planets..." Not sure if racist. Laughing too hard to care.

[@mortemtyrannus8813]

+TymeTwyster Last Nah, Kitten's just upset that his ex was Tau.

[@paulmahoney7619]

+Death Incarnate kitten would like me to tell you that that is NOT. FUCKING. CANON.

[@Ltp1305]

Oh GOD EMPERAH YES I was afraid that no one would get that XD Btw so Suika's sneaked in ESPN, and this ... Man she's even more powerful than Yukari XD

[@Ltp1305]

I though her power only works on material matters O_O

[@bainbonic]

No way she's Tau, she can actually fucking melee.

[@colinmasterson666]

Santodes…! Now I remember where I heard that name before. Continuity at its finest.

[@KrawmKruach]

"I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM" best response ever.

[@DarkCT]

This was friggin' Awesome, Alfa. its a shame i didnt get to hear what the emperor had to say about Nagash, but i figure that is beneath him. this brightened up my day a bit. (between cold blood and such...) souns like your in need of a... certain substance there.

[@alfabusa]

Thanks a whole lot! For the record, I'm unsure if answering questions about Fantasy would be the best of ideas considering a lot of people do not like the idea of 40k and Fantasy being in the same universe, ehehe. Either way, marvelous that it brightened up your day! Hopefully my future stuff will be capable of lighting up more of your days in the future. Oh and for the record, I need ALL the fuckn' substances, give me that shit!

[@DarkCT]

understandable. on the other hand. HE'S THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND. he can know about whatever he wishes. he probably sees Nagash as some teeny whimp beneath him. you got me to watch Jojo's already, Alfa. im a big fan of your work, and im not even all that big on 40k! keep it up at this rate, and i will be keeping an eye on you for sometime. oh, you want the stuff? alright. its a.. special concotion. hang on... *you hear the sounds of some screams and flesh tearing in the distance* here. *hands over a bottle of a black substance* cold blackened blood. the good stuff. the warp can't compare.

[@alfabusa]

A good Point! But then again; how did someone else other than the Emperor actually know who Nagash was? Excellent! Jojo's is my favorite mangime of all time. I highly recommend you watch and read til part 8 because it is an amazing ride. Oh and that seems alittle fishy but then again I like fish so whatever, as long as it measures up to pulverized video-likes it's all good!

[@DarkCT]

hm. touche. redacted old history? a warp traveler who's hearing the whispers of a defeated undead king and a locus of power?.. crap... dunno. i watched it for the pillar men, but i have to say i most definately enjoyed what i saw. and soon ill be poking through the rest as i get up to speed. that song in Fabulous Custodes was... awesome. wish i knew what to place it as. Fishy? oh nonono... its powerful stuff. this stuff is great for several incantations, and as a good drink.

[@ShadowKnight275]

DarkCT eh, nagash is at LEAST as powerful as magnus...

[@esba802]

“Then there will be enough dakka. Or at least almost.” I’ll leave that question up to Gork n Mork. Dey outta know… I think

[@KamuiKunitsuna]

Great job as usual and thanks for taking the time to answer all these questions mighty Emperor, even though quite many of them were... not very representative of your collective followers.

[@janefkrbtt]

The emperor sometimes having emotion in his tts fucking kills me. When he said "go ahead" when kitten was going to start reading was great.

[@thalastianjorus]

His explanation of Ollanius was strangely beautiful.

[@VitusPrimeGuy]

WAIT A MINUTE. SANTODES GETS MENTIONED IN THIS EPISODE?! IT WAS PLANNED THE WHOLE TIME.

[@GoobusBoobus99]

How could this happen to me

[@GoobusBoobus99]

nowhere to runnn life goes on

[@rickveenbergen9021]

+Joey Tillson AS IM FADDING AWAY!!!

[@oliverfalkesater4253]

How could this happen to me...

[@DemarticusStoneGaming]

THAT PERSON SOUNDS LIKE A KETCHUP ENTHUSIAST. That one right there had me screaming I was laughing so hard.

[@LavenderSystem69]

I love how that throwaway line about Kitten being responsible for the current condition of one Santodes has actual implications later in the series

[@Damionscool]

I'm still so happy years later to see my question was answered

[@TyronMakeka]

Eternal Crusade FTW

[@alfabusa]

Yuss, the hype is real.

[@Bitterman5868]

***** Hey Alpha, the DoW website and Community is back

[@MasterChief117252]

***** Chapter Master Alfabusa speaks to us at the end! Yey!

[@Warptenlololol]

Turned out to be the most disapointing thing ever...

[@alexluksich5207]

I just realized that they created Santodes all the back and still remembered to make him a Dreadnought later.

[@xandermagne2141]

Alfa, how do you type with power gauntlets?

[@gabrieleprinciotta3314]

Xander Magne by telling people to type for him.

[@Wilzyy]

Xander Magne very carefully

[@ZetsumiRavencroft]

+Xander Magne Recovered speec to text archeotech

[@Wertsir]

+Xander Magne Power-Keyboard and Chain-Mouse.

[@thedarkmaster4747]

+Wilhiemthe2nd THIS^ also it helps if you turn the powerfield off first.

[@theblackknight1980]

Congrats on 20k subscribers. I hope this series continues to be long and fruitful. WAIT A MINUTE

[@granpappytom5540]

I actually can't. I haven't laughed this hard in god knows how long. Kudos to the creator. Seriously, I lost my shit.

[@Wert536]

Oh my Emperor, the moment that heretic exploded... This had me in stitches! Alfabusa and everyone else working on this lovely series - thankyou. This is extremely well-done stuff.

[@BattlebruvaKrstah]

My favorite youtuber for a reason

[@BattlebruvaKrstah]

i just got a plus one by our chaptermaster Alfabusa .... now i can die and become a dreadnought in peace,except ill have no peace and ill kill for a millenia more without tasting sleep again .... yeah.

[@TheVeryAngryShrimp]

Ever since I saw these episodes on /tg/ I've been a big fan, good lord. Never played Warhammer 40k but I love this series a lot. Good job for making it to the one year mark, and enjoy the road further down.

[@Ultrox007]

SO MISTER EMPEROR; IS THE MACHINE SPIRIT PART OF YOU, OR A SEPARATE ENTITY?! ...and what are your thoughts on the greater good and those sexy sexy tau ladies? (your lack of answer will lead me to presume you like them too... just as planned...)

[@romulusnuma116]

He is the machine God the tau are pussies that don't melee but their bitches are fine.

[@cybercephalopod3913]

TrueWOPR A Tzeentch sympathizer who is takes interest in the machine spirit and tau women? I think I just discovered my clone.

[@Ultrox007]

Xeno Tron The greater good demands technology (i.e. machine spirit; which I'm still a little fuzzy on the details of), to _advance_ technology is a form of progress, while tzeentch is change, he's not 'evil' (none of the gods are really) he's just about advancement and progress. So yes, I TOTALLY WANT MY SEXY BLUE ALIENS GIRLS TO GET PROGRESS WORSHIP GOING! Also: Farsight > Starblaze > Shadowsun > Everyone Else. (edit: In terms of fluff [and Dawn of War 1+2 gameplay] I also like Eldar.)

[@cybercephalopod3913]

TrueWOPR Alright yea, then everything's holding true here.

[@Ultrox007]

Xeno Tron Exactly as planned... Add my steam if you want xD steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198009093193/

[@RedShirtGuy96]

At 2:58 there is a major subtitle error.

[@alfabusa]

Sorry about that, my editing software must've screwed up. I've re-rendered this video due to random shit screwing up so many times that I just want to punch it in the face!

[@Tiel424]

***** what do you use, just curious? I've been in the market for something other than crashtastic camtasia for a while now

[@alfabusa]

After Effects and Sony Vegas. Generally very stable, I was just unlucky and I was making a 20 minute video and apparently the software didn't appreciate that very much!

[@unclefiend2138]

FUCK

[@RedShirtGuy96]

***** "That hasn't fucking stopped me"

[@TheOnlyTherazan]

They asked the [Internet] for dumb questions they could make fun of, and OH BOY did they deliver!

[@SympatheticStrawmanVA]

"This is the Imperial Palace, nobody could be listening to us in here..." Asdrubael Vect: aRe YoU sUrE aBoUt ThAt?