I promise I’m working on the Undertale AU version of this as well-
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@cimizuyajagetori56203 жыл бұрын
Techno: "Dont worry Phil it's not my blood" Ya see thats the problem-
@saltybicky29803 жыл бұрын
As long as it’s not Techno’s blood it’s fine
@i2t2903 жыл бұрын
@@saltybicky2980 agreeee
@classicsanstheskeleton34623 жыл бұрын
If your a fnaf gacha tuber who calls the crying child chris or cc and not his real name please fuck off because it's evan
@caittaggart50443 жыл бұрын
@@classicsanstheskeleton3462 What the hell dude, there are such things called AU's and opinions, so let other people have them
@cacaplayz57633 жыл бұрын
@@classicsanstheskeleton3462 u do realise that evan isn't his real name either, his name hasn't been confirmed
@arandomaro10423 жыл бұрын
"Don't punch the child, don't punch the child, don't punch-" God bless Phil and his incredible skill with children lmao
@minecraftbee85603 жыл бұрын
*punt punt punt punt
@arandomaro10423 жыл бұрын
@@minecraftbee8560 Either way I would not have had that patience
@minecraftbee85603 жыл бұрын
@@arandomaro1042 what do u mean
@ivan-the-russian34952 жыл бұрын
Me when I’m getting pulled around by over 15 kindergarteners:
@user-hg9uu5ex8r2 жыл бұрын
i love ur profile it respects ppl like me
@xenoxavorino53623 жыл бұрын
Lesson here, ladies and gents: *Don't go to Walmart. Always go to Dollar Tree.*
@kcshae9253 жыл бұрын
Yep
@r3d.velver_3 жыл бұрын
I got to Sams Club- No Karen's there
@stuartybhoy73 жыл бұрын
@Oof the pound shop 😎
@bloom_mochi87393 жыл бұрын
Me whos arabic:👁👄👁
@xenoxavorino53623 жыл бұрын
@@bloom_mochi8739 *O H*
@gasterssoup76133 жыл бұрын
The peer mention of murder is already a 10/10
@solarflare11673 жыл бұрын
death
@shade95053 жыл бұрын
Torture
@IamNotTheOne20443 жыл бұрын
Yessir
@xavierashelton24933 жыл бұрын
Yes sir yes sir yes sir
@i2t2903 жыл бұрын
Pain
@gasterssoup76133 жыл бұрын
“ID LIKE TO COMMIT A FEW WARCRIMES” same same already have
@undone87533 жыл бұрын
I’d like to commit arson
@J4s._.b333 жыл бұрын
I would like some friends to commit war crimes with first
@xenoxavorino53623 жыл бұрын
Hehehehehe. You got 69 likes.
@xenoxavorino53623 жыл бұрын
Well not anymore'
@saltybicky29803 жыл бұрын
Mood
@hugothibodeau61373 жыл бұрын
it's ok, she was an orphan, Techno "LOVE" orphan
@dot61183 жыл бұрын
Then techno gonna kill her soon After loving her :).....
@hugothibodeau61373 жыл бұрын
@@dot6118 he already did
@dot61183 жыл бұрын
@@hugothibodeau6137 i know but its a joke
@Analytical10103 жыл бұрын
Indeed techno do "Love" orphans
@Gloozer_3 жыл бұрын
Yeah techno LOVES orphans that’s why his sword is called orphan lover
@mossisalive3 жыл бұрын
I just said “murder could never be boring...it’s so INTERESTING!!!” Then I realized I sounded like a psychopath XD
@im_your_worst_nightmarexd6043 жыл бұрын
XD,i can relate
@shade95053 жыл бұрын
I can relate XD
@shokanwnds3 жыл бұрын
So, in front of my parents, I said something about arson and murder. My friend was very proud, my parents were horrified
@mossisalive3 жыл бұрын
@@shokanwnds 😅 I talk about stuff like that so often my parents are used to it XD
@shokanwnds3 жыл бұрын
@@mossisalive My parents aren’t used to it, not mention, at one point they both worked at a prison. In fact, my quit only five years ago
@irisyes14483 жыл бұрын
*” don’t worry Phil, it’s not my blood “* 👁👄👁
@leiannepav33763 жыл бұрын
...
@leiannepav33763 жыл бұрын
Bai bai
@saltybicky29803 жыл бұрын
As long as it’s not Techno’s blood it’s fine
@i2t2903 жыл бұрын
heh heh heh... oh *god*
@justnatasha_romanianguy2 жыл бұрын
*"THATS WHAT IM WORRIED ABOUT-.."*
@8h0243 жыл бұрын
Techno : what I’mma bout to do is called a pro gamer move *yes* *good boy*
@H3Y4R4T3 жыл бұрын
*Bacon i fixed it.
@muankimikhiangte61383 жыл бұрын
@@H3Y4R4T thx for fixing it
@griffiinator3 жыл бұрын
@@H3Y4R4T a pro bacon move?
@Xxoxo.3 жыл бұрын
WWWHYYYYYYYYYYYY
@saltybicky29803 жыл бұрын
*blood for the blood gods*
@kim_rhean91793 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry Phil, it's not my blood" That's not any better-
@strawberry71903 жыл бұрын
Uuuhhhhm well ya see, that is even worse, gosh dammit
@noot11923 жыл бұрын
Phil: I pray to the sky gods that this goes well The Sky Gods: * *uno reverse card* *
@anotherdayanotherslay34053 жыл бұрын
When you accidentally anger a child with anger issues, a talking ghost, an angry father, and a pig that drop kicked a child in self defense: 👁👄👁💧
@nameless78133 жыл бұрын
I like how the thumbnail is just wilbur and techno being protective and philza is just wondering what had he walked into
@lucapetruzzelli23293 жыл бұрын
Heh
@a_bland_sandwich74223 жыл бұрын
"I pray to the sky gods" is probably the best thing I've seen Phil say in these videos *BIRDZA*
@dragoninthevoid26052 жыл бұрын
Barb man go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
@dragoninthevoid26052 жыл бұрын
*birb*(i hate autocorrect)
@MindofEmbers3 жыл бұрын
When I started watching this I thought to myself, "I've watched six of these today and techno hasn't killed a Karen yet. I am not stopping until I am satisfied!" And then, lol and behold, Techno murdered a Karen. Thank you for filling me with satisfaction
@ryanthompson7343 жыл бұрын
Me:gets ready to kill a karen Me from a different universe:is other me sane or insane
@theintyadanarsoe44293 жыл бұрын
answer : sane 😀🔪✨😇
@milkyflock2 жыл бұрын
the answer is yes
@conjoinedravioli3 жыл бұрын
I relate to Phil W A Y too much- Being called 'dad' by my friends trying to convince my 'children' not to commit crimes (including murder, arson, etc.) *_Don't punt the child don't punt the child don't-_*
@Sarafuertes3 жыл бұрын
YESSSSSS IM AT THE PART WHERE TOMMY IS EXILED
@peril_ous31513 жыл бұрын
I'm at the part where spoiler alert; Dream is in J a i l
@Sarafuertes3 жыл бұрын
@@peril_ous3151 I AM TOO I caught up with everything 🥰🥰
@dogeyay43773 жыл бұрын
Hi I am doge yay I am DOGE YAY
@Sarafuertes3 жыл бұрын
@@dogeyay4377 hi doge yay 🥰🥰
@user-gy9dp8tq7v3 жыл бұрын
Im at the part where tommys dead
@mr_lonely_boy3 жыл бұрын
Why do I feel like techno would also say “I just made a kid an orphan”
@StormCloudLuvid3 жыл бұрын
Two kills in one day
@mr_lonely_boy3 жыл бұрын
@@StormCloudLuvid yes :) two kills one day
@StormCloudLuvid3 жыл бұрын
@@mr_lonely_boy The blood god shall be pleased with two kills in one day
@mr_lonely_boy3 жыл бұрын
@@StormCloudLuvid yes he has been pleased
@dianamcnair20123 жыл бұрын
I mean, I've made a baby sheep a orphan :>
@gissyzada15053 жыл бұрын
That was like so freaking accurate. I literally died of laughter. 💯👌😂
@grapefenway13043 жыл бұрын
Techno: "Don't worry, it's not my blood." Dadza: "I know, that's what I'm worried about..." Me: *wheezing from laughter*
@TheMexicoOfficialАй бұрын
I love the representation of Ghostbur that when he’s angry his eyes turn red, its just the minim detail that makes the video even better. ❤
@darkshade72543 жыл бұрын
Tommy: swearing is a good thing Ghostbur: my sanity is gone Phil: I’m your dad Techno: V I O L A N C E
@valentine64983 жыл бұрын
I like where this is going
@Pokawasntavailable3 жыл бұрын
“Personally I’d like to commit a few minor war crimes but murder is ok to” that part left me dead xD
@RK-zw9qs3 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Me during family gatherings with my younger cousins: 0:46
@insertgayconfusion87263 жыл бұрын
4:31 Tommy: "You killed your own son, why can't I kill a few couple people!?"
@xxfellowjellyxx34253 жыл бұрын
karen : *exists (sadly)* techno : BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@AllieVlogsss3 жыл бұрын
“Don’t punt the child don’t punt the child” IM CACKLING
@dianamcnair20123 жыл бұрын
When you said cackling I could just imagine Phil cackling at something that made him laugh normally at first then just escalated XD
@ghostherman65603 жыл бұрын
I love how Philza says don't punt the child many times in his head.
@sorriflo22593 жыл бұрын
"Don't punt the child (x10)" -me to myself when my siblings exist within ten feet of me
@annie69712 жыл бұрын
“don’t punch the child don’t punch the child don’t punch the child don’t punch the child” Very good parenting skills Phil
@welcometolosertown3 жыл бұрын
I love how Ghostbur just started dancing with Tommy
@omarbassam69413 жыл бұрын
technoblade: just killed a woman, feeling good Tommy: Thats my line
@thunderiegacha91173 жыл бұрын
R.I.P philza, good luck with taking care of these sleepy bois
@katerinalaubengayer41973 жыл бұрын
Angry ghostbur is amazing and I love it thank you for including it
@princesskalanirose42293 жыл бұрын
Ghostbur defending Tommy was my Favorite part 💜😘💜😂💜😍💜☺💜😜💜
@ryanchen91402 жыл бұрын
Never ask a women her age, A man his salary, And Never EVER question Phil’s parenting
@4lexn0t4ce3 жыл бұрын
“dont worry phil its not my blood” techno’s mind: *its that orphan karens blood*
@acrymss68883 жыл бұрын
"what im about to do is called a pro gamer move" me who knows whats about to happen: *tea kettle noises intensify*
@AroMangle3 жыл бұрын
Is it still considered murder if it’s a Karen I’m killing?
@jacksollet98213 жыл бұрын
No. Just no.
@th3_l0c0l_l0v3r_3 жыл бұрын
No Karen isn't bad it's better for the environment
@MKFlames3 жыл бұрын
Tommy: ROADTRIP *me living in the same country as Tommy and no one calls them roadtrip* *mega confusion*
@bxniiq3 жыл бұрын
When Tommy yelled “road trip” all I could hear/visualize the time he aggressively auto tuned him singing it while following Wilbur. (I think it was Wilbur)
@Pro-Crastinator3 жыл бұрын
"don't worry its not my blood" um- yes, that's what phil is worried about
@sahraalarapekin3 жыл бұрын
Techno: don't worry dadza its not my blood Dadza: thats what im worried about lmfao
@Eclipse_YT3 жыл бұрын
Ghostbur legitimately scaring me in that thumbnail
@AndyTheInconsistent3 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry Phil, it's not my blood" Me: Yeah, I doubt anyone thought it was
@Ros3d03 жыл бұрын
Tommy: 1:17 Also him: looking at the bread section
@killua7243 жыл бұрын
If staring was a crime, then the look that technoblade had after he found out what the Karen did would put in in death row with 1 charge of the end of the world, 3 charges of war crimes, and 10 crimes of attempted murder.
@It-is_I_Pikachu_3 жыл бұрын
This video making me scared, mad and laugh. Soo Underated ✨✨
@m1keago3673 жыл бұрын
Listening this at the same time as S&M and tommy timed the music so perfectly
@annie65373 жыл бұрын
3:59 I LOST IT HERE ALWGJWOWHWWHQK IM LAUGHING SO HARD
@Thisqxco763 жыл бұрын
1:38 dang tommy is not in a good mood i wouldn't mess with him if i was you He also has a very strong mouth
@slothz4dayz3 жыл бұрын
“That’s what I’m worried about-“
@antisepticeyeglitchy14343 жыл бұрын
Philza: if anyone asks we don’t know nobody Me: *DIES*
@Melody-ux1cc3 жыл бұрын
Dadza: *dont punt the child* Me: *mood man, mood.*
@kittyd58733 жыл бұрын
Karen:RESPECT YOUR ELDERS Me:I’ll start respecting you when you get a better fashion sense... woman you look like a discount of Barbie from Walmart Karen: 👁 👄 👁 Me:✨Bye Discount✨
@caydentan37503 жыл бұрын
will and tommy: teleports karen: whats new here
@raincloudisp96883 жыл бұрын
*claps when Techno comes back from doing his pro gamer move*
@narc_potato78513 жыл бұрын
I love the meet a Karen ones where it’s not HIS blood
@rwoosh92873 жыл бұрын
techno: personally i’d like to commit a few minor war crimes but murder is ok. dadza:kwjfhrhghrbejthrjtjwha- NO
@prettybitchingmilo3 жыл бұрын
this is so good! it deserves more likes
@gachaplayer6393 жыл бұрын
*I need something to stop myself from laughing-*
@venski203 жыл бұрын
Top for making a Karen: 1: Can i SPEAK TO UR MANAGER 2: short hair blonde 3: attitude There u go 😂
@charli76273 жыл бұрын
Huh....Tommy said... roadtrip? *NOW THE INTERSTATE IS PAVED WITH MEMORIES*
@TrashPanda72993 жыл бұрын
TOMMY DID NOT BRING THAT UP
@sonicfrisk43573 жыл бұрын
I honestly want an alt ending where the Karen rips out PHIL’S WING instead of trying to pull Tommy’s hair UwU
@strawberry71903 жыл бұрын
To be honest yeah
@saltybicky29803 жыл бұрын
“ID LIKE TO COMMIT A FEW WARCRIMES” nice is this your first time? How many? If it’s less than 3 I will be very upset “I am very much dead! If you don’t leave soon I can show you what it’s like!” YES I GOT THE SHOVEL “I guess you didn’t learn the first time so let me remind you one more time!” YES ILL HOLD DADZA BACK SO HE DOESNT INTERFERE 3:05 me waiting for someone to give Ghostbur a carrot
@lucasrodriguez71183 жыл бұрын
This was actually good
@aislyngraves48683 жыл бұрын
It’s weird to think techno turned out the best out of all of them.... Wilbur- Ghost, blew up his own nation, obsessed with women, Tommy- Useless to the plot at this point, was in exile, almost committed suicide, obsessed with women Techno- Anarchist, Loves farming potatoes, lives in a cottage in the snow
@andrewmartin28382 жыл бұрын
New title: How Tommy lost his first cannon life.
@AnenMT3 жыл бұрын
This one is the most accurate I’ve seen-
@DabingDino-nc3zs3 жыл бұрын
I like the fact that phill just knows when techno says pro gamer move and not even worried its his blood cause 1 rule in life is TECHNOBLADE NAVER DIES.
@EEE.6543 жыл бұрын
*Karen just completely ignores the fact that 2 "children" just teleported*
@spirithero80993 жыл бұрын
K: don’t run from me W: teleports
@littlewolf_-nf6wv3 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry it's not my blood" *THATS THE PROBLEM TECNO*
@purpuleguy6993 жыл бұрын
« what im about to do is called a pro Gamer move » this thing let me laugh for hours.
@weirdoforyou73393 жыл бұрын
nobody: Technoblade: "don't worry Phil its not my blood" Philza: "That's what I'm worried about-"
@yumiko99743 жыл бұрын
PLS I WANT TOMMY ANGST PLEASE GIVE ME TOMMY ANGST XDDDFFFDDD
@weeb_innit12083 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who laughed so hard at Technoblade: Don't worry Phil it's not my blood🙂 Phil: That's what I'm worried about. Why did I laugh so hard at that LOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SandwichGoat3 жыл бұрын
In the tommy and ghostbur clip it looks like tommy is the villian ;-; i would react the same way as a Karen if a random boy starts using bad words in a shop ;-;
@dianamcnair20123 жыл бұрын
*insert random demon making kazoo panic attack noises and just being a pure sleep deprived demon*
@eviel47543 жыл бұрын
We need more of pissed ghostbur cause this was awesome
@5staropinions2 жыл бұрын
“Don’t you dare run away” * continues to *teleport* away *
@kimdenielcanlas1769 Жыл бұрын
"help please!" *just broke his wings* rip rest in peace
@StarrisonIscanon3 жыл бұрын
It just starts with phzla looking for soap..... IM SUBBBING
@strawberry71903 жыл бұрын
Phil: what am I gonna do with you guys? Da boiz: WDYM? WE ARE SOOOOO INOCENT. WE NEVER BROKE A LAW IN OUR LIFE, NOT EVEN MURDER. MURDERING SOMEONE IS OUR LEAST FAVIROUT THING TO DO😅. DOE- DO WE LOOK LIKE SOMEONE WHO WANNA MUDER SOMEONE? NO. WE ARE ALL SOME INOCENT LITTLE MUFFINS.
@0ffLy3 жыл бұрын
4:41 *and that's how tommy lost his last canon life...again??*
@Elizabethell2703 ай бұрын
(Screaming in background) We will be right back :D
@charredcharlie41043 жыл бұрын
I’ve gone to far into the rabbit hole I’m obsessed with these Someone needs to stop moi
@Motion2643 жыл бұрын
0:11 this dude just predicted Dreams song I-
@paulinebarney37133 жыл бұрын
Techno:I'm gonna do what's called a PRO GAMER MOVE My mind:he gonna make some orphans
@idkwhyimherewhyareyoureadi7187 Жыл бұрын
While ghostbur is getting mad techno was like: killing killing killing killing butterflies
@aviaryplayz46873 жыл бұрын
Seee we looooove techno honestly I think he just wanted some more blood for his blood hod rights ya know
@orangedemon75733 жыл бұрын
Nothing worse than running out of soap and meeting up with a Karen harassing you.
@idioticcrepe30673 жыл бұрын
*don't punt the child, don't punt the child, don't punt the child, DON'T PUNT THE CHILD-*
@domonicsantalucia90022 жыл бұрын
How much do you wanna bet these Karens are so bored at home that they decide to make other people miserable
@beaniebeanomg50242 жыл бұрын
you made phil relatable i tell myself this to much xD
@paige34793 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail: Ghostbur: YOU READY TO FUKIN DIE?!? Karen: NO- YEAH IM A BAD BICH YOU CANT *KILL* ME
@Innit_roseАй бұрын
Karen "don't you dare run away from me young man respect your elders" Me: "they didnt run away they teleportee away get it right"